<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2 class="p4">CHAPTER VIII.</h2>
<p class="p2">Little Looʼs fever “took the turn” that night.
Cradock went away, of course, now her own father
was come; and the savage bargee would have gone
on his knees, and crawled in that fashion—wherein
all fashion crawls—down the rough stairs, every
one of them, if the young man would only have let
him. We are just beginning to scorn the serfdom
of one mind to another. We begin to desire that
no man should, without fair argument, accept our
dicta as equal to his own in wisdom. And I fully
believe that if fate had thrown us across Shakespeare,
Bacon, or Newton, we should now refer to
our own reason what they said, before admiring it.
For, after all, what are we? What are our most
glorious minds? Only one spark more of God.</p>
<p>And yet the servience, not of the mind, but of
the heart to a larger one, is a fealty most honourable
to the giver and the receiver. In a bold independent<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</SPAN></span>
man, such as Issachar Jupp was, this
fealty was not to be won by any of that paltry
sentiment about birth, clanship, precedency, position,
appearance, &c., which is our national method
of circumcising the New Testament—it was only
to be won by proof that the other heart was bigger
than his. Prove that once, and till death it was
granted.</p>
<p>Now, the small Loo Jupp being out of danger,
and her father, grinning like a gridiron with the
firelight behind it, every day at her bedside, the
force of circumstances—which, in good English,
means the want of money—sent Cradock Nowell
once more catʼs–cradling throughout London, to
answer advertisements. His heart rose within
him every day as he set out in the morning, and
in the same relative position fell, as he came home
every evening.</p>
<p>“Do, sir, do,” cried Issachar Jupp, who never
swore now, before Cradock, except under strongest
pressure; “do come aboard our barge. Iʼve
aʼmost a–got the appointment of skipper to the
<i>Industrious Maiden</i>, homeside of Nine Elms, as
tight a barge as ever was built, and the name done
in gold letters. Fact, I may say, and not tell no
secrets; I be safe to be aboord of her, if my
Loo allow me to go, and I donʼt swear hard at the
check–house. And, perhaps, I shall be able to help
it, after Loo so ill, and you such a hangel.”</p>
<p>“Well, I donʼt know,” replied Cradock, who
could not bear to simulate intense determination;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</SPAN></span>
“I should like a trip into the country, if I could
earn my wages as agent, or whatever it is. But
suppose the canal is frozen up before our voyage
begins, Jupp?”</p>
<p>“Oh, d—n that!” cried Issachar, for the idea
was too much for him, even in Cradockʼs presence;
“I never yet knew a long winter, sir, after a wonderful
stormy autumn.”</p>
<p>And in that conclusion he was right, to the best
of my experience. Perhaps because the stormy
autumn shows the set of the Gulf Stream.</p>
<p>By this time more than a month had passed
since Cradock and Wena arrived in London; half
his money was spent, and he had found no employment.
He had advertised, and answered advertisements,
till he was tired. He had worn out his
one pair of boots with walking, for he had thought
it better to walk, as it might be of service to him
to know London thoroughly; and that knowledge
can only be acquired by perpetual walking. No
man can be said to know London thoroughly, who
does not know the suburbs also—who, if suddenly
put down at the Elephant and Castle, or at Shoreditch
Church, cannot tell exactly whither each of
the six fingers points. Such knowledge very few
men possess; it requires the genius loci—to apply
the expression barbarously—as well as peculiar
calls upon it. Cradock, of course, could not
attain such knowledge in a month. Indeed, he
was obliged to ask his way to so well–known a
part as Hammersmith, when he had seen an advertisement<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</SPAN></span>
for a clerk, to help in some coal–office
there.</p>
<p>With the water quelching in his boots (which
were worn away to the welting)—for the sky was
like the pulp of an orange, and the pavement
wanted draining—he turned in at a little gate near
the temporary terminus of the West London line.
In a wooden box, with a kitchen behind it, he
found Mr. Clinkers; who thought, when he saw
Cradʼs face, that he was come to give a large
order; and when he saw his boots, that he was
come to ask to be errand–boy. Clinkers was a
familiar, jocular, red–faced fellow, whom his
friends were fond of calling “not at all a bad
sort.”</p>
<p>“Take a glass, mister,” said he, when Cradock
had stated his purpose; “wonʼt do you no harm such
a day as this, and I donʼt fancy ‘twould me either.
Jenny! Jenny! Why, bless that gal; ever since
my poor wife died, sheʼs along of them small–coals
fellows. Iʼll bet a tanner she is. What do you
say to it, sir? Will you bet?”</p>
<p>“Well,” replied Cradock, smiling, “it wouldnʼt
be at all a fair bet. In the first place, I know nothing
of Miss Jennyʼs propensities; and, in the
second, I have no idea what the small–coals fellows
are.”</p>
<p>The small–coals men are the truck–drivers and
the greengrocers in the by–streets, who buy the
crushings and riddlings by the sack, at the wharf
or terminus, and sell them by the quarter hundred–weight,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</SPAN></span>
weight, at a profit of two hundred per cent.
Cradock might have known this, but the Ducksacre
firm was reticent upon some little matters.</p>
<p>Mr. Clinkers could not stop to explain; only he
said to himself, “Pretty fellow to apply for a clerkship
in the coal–line, and not know that!”</p>
<p>Jenny appeared at last, looking perfectly self–possessed.</p>
<p>“Jenny, you baggage, two tumblers and silver
teaspoons in no time. And the <i>little</i> kettle; mind
now, I tell you the <i>little</i> kettle. Canʼt you understand,
gal, that I may want to shave with the
water, but ainʼt going to have the foot–tub?”</p>
<p>Jennyʼs broad face, mapped with coal–dust,
grinned from ear to ear, as she looked at her
master saucily—a proof almost infallible of a very
genial government. She heard that shaving joke
every day, and, the more she heard it, the more
she enjoyed it. So the British public, at a theatre,
or an election, appreciates a joke according to the
square of the number of the times the joke has
been poked at it. Hurrah for the slow perception,
and the blunt knife that opens the oyster!</p>
<p>“Queer gal, that,” said Clinkers, producing his
raw material; “uncommon queer gal, sir, as any
you may have met with.”</p>
<p>“No doubt of it,” replied Cradock; “and now
for the cause of my visit——”</p>
<p>“Hang me, sir, you donʼt understand that gal.
I say she is the queerest gal that ever lived out of
a barge. You should see her when she gets along<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</SPAN></span>
of some of them small–coals fellows. Blow me if
she canʼt twist a dozen of them round her finger,
sir.”</p>
<p>“And her master too,” thought Cradock; “unless
I am much mistaken, she will be the new Mrs.
Clinkers.”</p>
<p>Jenny heard most of her masterʼs commentary
as she went to and fro, and she kept up a constant
grin without speech, in the manner of an empty
coal–scuttle.</p>
<p>“Ah, sir, grief is a dry thing, a sad dry thing;”
and Clinkers banged down his tumbler till the
spoon reeled round the brandy; “no business, if
you please now, not a word of business till we both
be below the fiddle; and, if it isnʼt to your liking,
speak out like a man, sir.”</p>
<p>“Below the fiddle, Mr. Clinkers! What fiddle?
I donʼt at all understand you.”</p>
<p>“Very few people does, young man; very few
people indeed. Scarcely any, I may say, except
Jenny and the cookshop woman; and the latter
have got encumbrances as quite outweighs the
business. Ainʼt you ever heard of the fiddle of a
teaspoon, sir?”</p>
<p>“Oh, very well,” said Cradock, tossing off his
brandy–and–water to bring things to a point. It
was a good thing for him that he got it, poor fellow,
for he was sadly wet and weary.</p>
<p>“Lor, now, to see that!” cried Clinkers, opening
his eyes; “Iʼm blowed if you mustnʼt be a
Hoxford gent<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</SPAN></span>.”</p>
<p>“To be sure, so I am,” replied Cradock, laughing;
“but I should not have thought that you
would have known—I mean, I am surprised that
you, at this distance, should know anything of
Oxford men.”</p>
<p>“Tell you about that presently. Come over
again the fire, sir. Up with your heel–tap, and
have another.”</p>
<p>“No, thank you, Mr. Clinkers. You are very
kind; but I shall not take one drop more.”</p>
<p>“Then you ainʼt been there very long, thatʼs
certain. Now you have come about this place, I
know; though itʼs a queer one for a Hoxford gent.
‘Gent under a cloud,’ thinks I, the moment I claps
eyes on you. Ah, I knows the aristocraxy, sir.
Now, what might be your qualifications?”</p>
<p>“None whatever, except such knowledge as
springs from a good education.”</p>
<p>“Whew!” whistled Mr. Clinkers, and that
sound was worth fifty sentences.</p>
<p>“Then you conclude,” said Cradock, not so
greatly downcast, for he had got this speech by
heart now, “that I am not fitted for the post offered
in your advertisement?”</p>
<p>“Knows what they Hoxford gents is,” continued
Clinkers, reflectively; “come across a lot of them
once, when I was gay and rattling. They ran into
my tax–cart, coming home from Ascot, about a
mile this side of Brentford. Famous good company
over a glass, when they drops their aristocraxy;
they runs up a tick all over town, and leaves<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</SPAN></span>
a Skye dog to pay for it; comes home about four
in the morning, and donʼt know the latch from the
scraper. Always pays in the end, though; nearly
always pays in the end—so a Hoxford tradesman
told me—and interest ten per cent. Differs in
that from the medicals; the fast medicals never do
pay, sir.”</p>
<p>“Most unjust,” said Cradock, rising, “a most
unjust thing, Mr. Clinkers; you not only judge
the present by the past, but you reason from the
particular to the universal—the most fruitful and
womanlike of the fallacies.”</p>
<p>“It ainʼt anything about fallacy, sir, that makes
me refuse you,” cried Clinkers, who liked this outburst;
“Iʼll tell you just what it is. You Hoxford
scholars may be very honest, <i>but you ainʼt got the
grease for business</i>.”</p>
<p>Sorely down at heart and heel, Cradock plodded
away from the yard of the hospitable Clinkers,
who came to the door and looked after him, fearing
to indulge his liking for that queer young fellow.
But he had taken Cradʼs address; for who knew
but something might turn up?</p>
<p>“That man,” said Cradock to himself, “has a
kindly heart, and would have helped me if he
could. He wanted to pay my fare back to town,
but of course I would not let him. It was well
worth while to come all this distance, and get wet
through twice over, to come across a kind–hearted
man, when a fellow is down so. I began with applying
for grand places; what a fool I was! Places<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</SPAN></span>
worth 150<i>l.</i> or 200<i>l.</i> a–year. No wonder I did not
get them: and what a lot of boot I have wasted!
Now I am come down to 50<i>l.</i> per annum, and 75<i>l.</i>
would be a fortune. If I had only begun at that
mark, I might have got something by this time.
‘Vaulting ambition doth oʼerleap itself.’ And I
might have emigrated—good Heavens! I might
have emigrated upon the bounty of Uncle John,
to some land where a man is worth more than
the cattle of the field. Only Amy stopped me,
only the thought of my Amy. Darling love, the
sweetest angel—stop, I am so unlucky; if I begin
to bless her, very likely sheʼll get typhus fever.
After all, what does it matter what sort of life I
take to? Or whether, indeed, I take the trouble
to take to any at all? Only for her sake. A man
who has done what I have lives no more, but drags
his life. Now Iʼll go in for common labour, work
of the hands and muscles; many a better man has
done it; and it will be far wiser for me while my
brain is so loose and wandering. I wonder I never
thought of that. Isnʼt it raining, though! What
we used, in the happy days, to call ‘Wood Fidley
rainʼ”.</p>
<p>The future chironax trudged more cheerfully
after this decision. But he was very sorry to get
so soaked, for he had his only suit of clothes on.
He had brought but one suit of his own; and all he
had bought with the rectorʼs money was six shirts
at 3s. 6d., and four pairs of cotton hose. So he
could not afford to get wet.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>There could be no doubt that he was shabbily
dressed, no rich game to an hotel–tout, no tempting
fare to a cabman; but neither could there be
any doubt that he was a pure and noble gentleman;
that was as clear as in the heyday of finest
Oxford dandyism. Only he carried his head quite
differently, and the tint of his cheeks was gone.
He used to walk with his broad and well–set head
thrown back, and slightly inclined to one side;
now he bore it flagging, drooping, as if the spring
of the neck were gone.</p>
<p>But still the brave clear eyes met frankly all who
cared to look at him; the face and gait were of a
man unhappy but not unmanly. If, at the time
Sir Cradock condemned his only son so cruelly, he
had looked at him once, and read the sorrow so
unmistakeable in his face, the old man might have
repented, and wept, and saved a world of weeping.
A tear in time saves ninety–nine; but who has the
sense to yield it?</p>
<p>Soaked and tired out at last, he reached his little
lodgings—quite large enough for him, though—and
found Black Wena warming the chair, the
only chair he had to sit on. Unluckily, he did not
do what a man who cared for himself would have
done. Having no change of raiment—in plain
English, only one pair of trousers—he should have
gone to bed at once, or at any rate have pulled his
wet clothes off. Instead of doing so, he sat and
sat, with the wet things clinging closer to him, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</SPAN></span>
the shivers crawling deeper, until his last inch of
candle was gone, and the room was cold as an icehouse,
for the rain had turned to snow at nightfall,
and the fire had not been lit.</p>
<p>Wena sat waiting and nodding upwards, on the
yard and a half of brown drugget, which now was
her chiefest <i>pulvinar</i>, and once or twice she nudged
her master, and whined about supper and bedtime.
But Cradock only patted her, and improved the
turn of his sentence. He was making one last
effort to save from waste and ridicule his tastes and
his education. A craftsman, if he have self–respect,
is worthy, valuable, admirable, nearer to the perception
of simple truth than some men of high
refinement. Nevertheless, it is too certain—as I,
who know them well, and not unkindly, can testify—that
there is scarcely one in a dozen labourers,
even around the metropolis, who respects himself
and his calling. Whose fault this is, I pretend not—for
pretence it would be—to say. Probably, the
guilt is “much of a muchness,” as in all mismanaged
matters. The material was as good as
our own; how has it got so vitiated? It is as
lowering to us as it is to themselves, that the
“enlightened working–men of England” cannot go
out for their holiday, cannot come home from their
work, cannot even speak among their own children,
and in the goodwifeʼs presence, without words, not
of manly strength, but of hoggish coarseness. In
time this must be otherwise; but the evil is not<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</SPAN></span>
cured easily. The boy believes it manly to talk as
he hears his father talk; he rejoices in it the more,
perhaps, because the school forbids it. He does
not know what the foul words mean; and all things
strange have the grandest range. Those words tell
powerfully in a story, with smaller boys round him
upon the green, or at the street–corner. And so
he grows up engrimed with them, and his own
boys follow suit.</p>
<p>Cradock was young and chivalrous, and knew
not much of these things, which his position had
kept from him; nor in his self–abandonment cared
he much about them. Nevertheless, he shrank
unconsciously from the lowering of his existence.
And now he sat up, writing, writing, till his wet
clothes made little pools on the floor, while he
answered twenty advertisements, commercial, literary,
promiscuous. Then he looked at his little
roll of postage–stamps, and with shivering fingers
affixed them. There were only fifteen; and it was
too late to get any more that night; and he felt
that he could not afford to use them now so rashly.
So he ran out into the slushy streets, gamboged
with London snow, and posted those fifteen of his
letters which were the least ambitious. By this
time he knew that the best chance was of something
not over–gorgeous. Wena did not go with
him, but howled until he came back. Then he
gave the poor little thing, with some self–reproach
at his tardiness, all the rest of his cottage loaf, and
his haʼporth of milk, which she took with some<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</SPAN></span>
protestations, looking up at him wistfully now and
then, to see whether he was eating.</p>
<p>“No, Wena, I canʼt eat to–night; bilious from
over–feeding, perhaps. But Iʼve done a good eveningʼs
work, and weʼll be very plucky for breakfast,
girl, and have sixpenceworth of cold ham. No
fear there of making a cannibal of you, you innocent
little soul.”</p>
<p>He was desperately afraid, as most young fellows
from the country are, of having unclean animals
spicily served up by the London allantopolæ.
This terror is the result for the most part of rustic
sham knowingness, and the British love of stale
jokes. However, beyond all controversy, dark are
the rites of sepulture of the measly pigs around
London.</p>
<p>He crept, at last, beneath his scanty bedding—clean,
although so patched and threadbare—and
the iron cross–straps shook and rattled with the
shudders that went through him.</p>
<p>Wena, who slept beneath the bed in a nest
which she made of the drugget–scrap, jumped upon
the blanket at midnight, to know pray what was
the matter. Then she licked his face, and tried to
warm him, in his broken slumbers. That day he
had taken a virulent cold, which struck into his
system, and harboured there for a fortnight, till it
broke out in a raging fever.</p>
<p>The next day, Cradock received a letter, of
doubtful classicality, and bearing the Hammersmith
post–mark.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class="pbq">
<p class="p1">“<span class="smcap">Respected Sir</span>,—Was sorry after you
streaked off yesterday that had not kept you
longer. You was scarce gone out of the gate as
one might say, when in comes a gent, no end of a
nob, beats you as one might say in some respects,
and a head of hair as good. Known by the name
of Hearty,—Hearty Wibraham, Esquire, but
friends prefers callin’ him Hearty, such bein’ his
character. And hearty he were with my brandy,
I do assure you, and no mistake. This gent say as
he want to establish a hagency for the sale of first–class
Hettons to the members of the <i>bone tons</i>:
was I agreeable to supply him? So I say, ‘Certainly,
by all means, if I see my way to my money.’
And then he breaks out, in a manner as would
frighten some hands, about the artlessness of the
age, the suspiciousness of commercial gents, and
confidence between man and man. ‘Waste of
time,’ says I; ‘coals is coals now, and none of them
leaves this yard for nothing. Better keep that
sort of stuff,’ says I, ‘for the green young gent
from Hoxford as was here just now.’ ‘What,’ says
he, ‘Hoxford man after a situation?’ ‘ Yes,’
I says, ‘nice young gent, only under a cloud.’
Says he, ‘I loves a Hoxford man; hope he has got
some money.’ ‘ For what?’ I says; ‘have you got
anything good for him to invest in?’ ‘Havenʼt I?’
he says; ‘take a little more brandy, old chapʼ—my
own brandy, mind you, blow me if he ainʼt a hearty
one. Well, I canʼt tell you half he said, not being
a talkative man myself, since the time as I lost
Mrs. Clinkers. Only the upshot of it is, I think<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</SPAN></span>
you couldnʼt do no harm by callinʼ, if he write you
as he said he would.</p>
<p>“Yours to command, and hope you didnʼt get
wet,</p>
<p>“<span class="smcap">Robert Clinkers</span>, Jun., for <span class="smcap">Poker, Clinkers</span>,
and Co., Coal Merchants, West London
Terminuss, Hammersmith.</p>
<p>“N.B.—Coke supplied in your own sacks, on
the most moderate terms.”</p>
</div>
<p class="p2">By the next delivery, Cradock got another letter,
far more elegantly written, but not half so honest.</p>
<div class="pbq">
<p class="p2">“Mr. Hearty Wibraham, having heard of Mr.
Charles Newman from a mutual friend, Mr.
Clinkers, of Hammersmith, presents his compliments
to the former gentleman, and thinks it might
be worth Mr. Newmanʼs while to call upon him,
Mr. H. W., at six oʼclock this evening, supposing
the post to do its duty, which it rarely does.
Hearty Wibraham, No. 66, Aurea Themis Buildings,
Notting Hill district. N.B.—The above is <i>bonâ
fide</i>. References will be required. But perhaps
they may be dispensed with.</p>
</div>
<p class="pr4">“H. W.”</p>
<p class="p2">“Well,” said Cradock to Wena, shivering as he
said it, for the cold was striking into him, “you see
we are in request, my dear. Not that I have any
high opinion of Mr. Hearty Wibraham; as a gentleman,
I mean. But for all that he may be an
honest man. And beggars—as you know, Wena,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</SPAN></span>
dear, when you sit up so prettily—beggars must
not be choosers. Do you think you could walk so
far, Wena? If you could, it would do you good,
my beauty; and Iʼll see that you are not run
over.”</p>
<p>Wena agreed, rather rashly, to go; for the London
stones, to a country dog, are as bad as a
mussel–bank to a bather; but she thought she
might find some woodcocks—and so she did, at the
game–shops, and some curlews which they sold for
them—but her real object in going, was that she
had made some nice acquaintances in the neighbourhood,
whom she wanted to see again. She
wouldnʼt speak to any low dog, for she meant to
keep up the importance and grandeur of the Nowell
family, but there were some dogs, heigho! they
had such ways with them, and they were brushed
so nicely, what could a poor little country dog do
but fall in love with them?</p>
<p>Therefore Wena came after her master, and
made believe not to notice them, but she lingered
now and then at a scraper, and, when she snapped,
her teeth had gloves on.</p>
<p>When Cradock and his little dog, after many
a twist and turn, found Aurea Themis Buildings,
the master rang at the sprightly door, newly
grained and varnished. Being inducted by a
young woman, with a most coquettish cap on, he
told black Wena to wait outside, and she lay down
upon the door–step.</p>
<p>Then he was shown into the “first–floor drawing–room<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</SPAN></span>,”
according to arrangement, and requested
to “take a seat, sir.” The smart maid, who carried
a candle, lit the gas in a twinkling, but
Cradock wondered why the coal–merchant had no
coals in his fireplace.</p>
<p>Just when he had concluded, after a fit of
shivering, that this defect was due perhaps to that
extreme familiarity which breeds in a grocer contempt
for figs, Mr. Wibraham came in, quite by
accident, and was evidently amazed to see him.</p>
<p>“What! Ah, no, my good sir, not Mr. Charles
Newman, a member of the University of Oxford!”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, I am that individual,” replied Cradock,
very uncomfortable at the prominent use of
his “alias.”</p>
<p>“Then, allow me, sir, to shake hands with you.
I am strongly prepossessed in your favour, young
gentleman, from the description I received of
you from our mutual friend, Mr. Clinkers. Ah,
I like that Clinkers. No nonsense about Clinkers,
sir.”</p>
<p>“So I believe,” said Cradock; “but, as I have
only seen him once, it would perhaps be premature
of me——”</p>
<p>“Not a bit, my dear sir, not a bit. That is
one of the mistakes we make. I always rely
upon first impressions, and they never deceive
me. Now I see exactly what you are, an upright
honourable man, full of conscientiousness,
but <i>not overburdened here</i><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</SPAN></span>.”</p>
<p>He gave a jocular tap to his forehead, which
was about half the width of Cradockʼs.</p>
<p>“Well,” thought Cradock, “you are straightforward,
even to the verge of rudeness. But no
doubt you mean well, and perhaps you are nearer
the truth than the people who have told me otherwise.
Anyhow, it does not matter much.” But,
in spite of this conclusion, he bowed in his stately
manner, and said:</p>
<p>“If that be the case, sir, I fear it will hardly
suit your purpose to take me into your employment.”</p>
<p>“Ah, I have hurt your feelings, I see. I am so
blunt and hasty. Hearty Wibraham is my name;
and hearty enough I am, God knows; and perhaps
a little too hearty. ‘Hasty Wibraham, you ought
to be called, by Jove, you ought,’ said one of my
friends last night, and by Gad I think he was
right, sir.”</p>
<p>“I am sure I donʼt know,” said Cradock;
“how can I pretend to say, without myself being
hasty?”</p>
<p>“I suppose, Mr. Newman, you can command a
little capital? It is not at all essential, you know,
in a <i>bonâ fide</i> case like yours.”</p>
<p>“Thatʼs a good job,” said Cradock; “for my
capital, like the new one of Canada, is below contempt.”</p>
<p>“To a man imbued, Mr. Newman, with the
genuine spirit of commerce, no sum, however
small, but may be the key of fortune<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</SPAN></span>.”</p>
<p>“My key of fortune, then, is about twenty
pounds ten shillings.”</p>
<p>“A very, very small sum, my dear sir; but I
dare say some of your friends would assist you to
make it, say fifty guineas. You Oxford men are
so generous; always ready to help each other.
That is why I canʼt help liking you so. Thoroughly
fine fellows,” he added, in a loud aside,
“thoroughly noble fellows, when a messmate is in
trouble. Canʼt apply to his family, I see; but it
would be mean in him not to let his friends help
him. I do believe the highest privilege of human
life is to assist a friend in difficulties.”</p>
<p>Cradock, of course, could not reply to all this,
because he was not meant to hear it; but he gazed
with some admiration at the utterer of such exalted
sentiments. Mr. Hearty Wibraham, now about
forty–five years old, was rather tall and portly, with
an aquiline face, a dark complexion, and a quick,
decisive manner. His clothes were well made, and
of good quality, unpretentious, neat, substantial.
His only piece of adornment was a magnificent
gold watch–chain, which rather shunned than
courted observation.</p>
<p>“No,” said Cradock, at last, “I have not a
single friend in the world to whom I would think
of applying for the loan of a sixpence.”</p>
<p>“Well, we <i>are</i> independent,” Mr. Wibraham
still held discourse with himself; “but Hearty
Wibraham likes and respects him the more for that.
Heʼll get over his troubles, whatever they are. My<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</SPAN></span>
good sir,” he continued, aloud, “I will not utter
any opinion, lest you should think me inclined to
flatter—the last thing in the world I ever would
do. Nevertheless, in all manly candour, I am
bound to tell you that my prepossession in your
favour induces me to make you a most advantageous
offer.”</p>
<p>“I am much obliged to you. Pray, what
is it?”</p>
<p>“A clerkship in my counting–house, which I
am just about to open, having formed a very snug
little connexion to begin with.”</p>
<p>“Oh!” cried Cradock, for, green as he was, he
would rather have had to do with a business already
established.</p>
<p>“I see you are surprised. No wonder, sir; no
wonder! But you must know that I shall have
at least my <i>quid pro quo</i>. My connexion is of a
very peculiar character. In fact, it lies entirely
in the very highest circles. To meet such customers
as mine, not only a man of gentlemanly
manners is required, but a man of birth and education.
How could I offer such a man less than
150<i>l.</i> per annum?”</p>
<p>“Your terms are very liberal, very liberal, I am
sure,” replied Cradock, reddening warmly at the
appraisement of his qualities. “I should not be
comfortable without telling you frankly that I am
worth about half that yearly sum; until, I mean,
until I get a little up to business. I shall be quite
content to begin upon 100<i>l.</i> a year.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“No! will you, though?” exclaimed Hearty
Wibraham, flushed with a good heartʼs enthusiasm.
“You are the finest young fellow I have seen since
I was your age myself. Suppose, now, we split
the difference. Say 125<i>l.</i>; and I shall work you
pretty hard, I can tell you. For we do not confine
our attention exclusively to the members of the
Ministry, and the House of Lords; we also deal
with the City magnates, and take a contract for
Somerset House. And remember one thing; you
will be in exclusive charge whenever I am away
negotiating. A man deserves to be paid, you know,
for high responsibility.”</p>
<p>“And where will the”—he hardly knew what
to call it—“the office, the counting–house, the headquarters
be?”</p>
<p>“Not in any common thoroughfare,” replied
Mr. Wibraham, proudly; “that would never do
for a business of such a character. What do you
think, sir, of Howard Crescent, Park Lane? Not
so bad, sir, is it, for the sale of the grimy?”</p>
<p>“I really do not know,” said Cradock; “but
it sounds very well. When do we open the
books?”</p>
<p>“Monday morning, sir, at ten oʼclock precisely.
Let me see: to–day is Friday. Perhaps it would
be an accommodation to you, to have your salary
paid weekly, until you draw by the quarter. Now,
remember, I rely upon you to promote my interest
in every way consistent with honour.”</p>
<p>“That you may do, most fully. I shall never<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</SPAN></span>
forget your kind confidence, and your liberality.”</p>
<p>“You will have two young gentlemen, if not
three, wholly under your orders. Also a middle–aged
gentleman, a sort of sleeping partner, will
kindly attend <i>pro tem.</i>, and show you the work
expected of you. I myself shall be engaged,
perhaps, during the forenoon, in promoting the
interests of the business in a most important
quarter. Now, be true to me, Newman—I take
liberties, you see—keep your subordinates in their
place, and make them stick to work, sir. And
remember that one ounce of example is worth a
pound of precept. If you act truly and honestly
by me, as I know you will, you may look forward
to a partnership at no distant date. But donʼt be
over–sanguine, my dear boy; there is hard work
before you.”</p>
<p>“And you will not find me shrink from it,” said
Cradock, throwing his shoulders back; “but we
have not settled yet as to the amount of the premium,
or deposit, whichever it may be.”</p>
<p>“Thank you. To be sure. I quite forgot that
incident. Thirty guineas, I think you said, was all
that would be convenient to you.”</p>
<p>“No, Mr. Wibraham; I said twenty pounds ten
shillings.”</p>
<p>“Ah, yes, my mistake. I knew that there was
an odd ten shillings. Say twenty–five guineas. A
mere matter of form, you know; but one which
we dare not neglect. It is not a premium; simply<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</SPAN></span>
a deposit; to be returned at the expiration of the
first twelve months. Will you send it to me by
cheque? That, perhaps, would be the more convenient
form. It will save you from coming again.”</p>
<p>“I am sorry to say I cannot; for now I have no
banker. Neither can I by any means make it
twenty–five guineas. I have stated to you the
utmost figure of my present census.”</p>
<p>“Ah, quite immaterial. I am only sorry for
your sake. The sum will be invested. I shall
hold it as your trustee. But, for the sake of the
books, merely to look well on the books, we must
say twenty guineas. How could I invest twenty
pounds ten shillings?”</p>
<p>This appeared reasonable to Cradock, who knew
nothing about investment; and, after reflecting a
minute or two, he replied as follows:</p>
<p>“I believe, Mr. Wibraham, that I might manage
to make it twenty guineas. You said, I think, that
my salary would be payable weekly.”</p>
<p>“To be sure, my dear boy, to be sure. At any
rate until further arrangements.”</p>
<p>“Then I will undertake to pay you the twenty
guineas. Next Monday, I suppose, will do for it?”</p>
<p>“Oh yes, Monday will do. But stop, I shall not
be there on that morning; and, for formʼs sake, it
must be paid first. Let us say Saturday evening.
I shall be ready with a stamped receipt. Will
you meet me here at six oʼclock, as you did this
evening?”</p>
<p>Cradock agreed to this, and Mr. Hearty Wibraham<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</SPAN></span>
shook hands with him most cordially, begging
that mutual trust and amity might in no way be
lessened by his own unfortunate obligation to observe
certain rules and precedents.</p>
<p>In the highest spirits possible under such troubles
as his were, Crad strode away from Aurea
Themis Buildings, and whistled to black Wena,
whom two of the most accomplished dog–stealers
in London had been doing their best to inveigle.
Failing of skill—for Wena was a deal too knowing—they
at last attempted violence, putting away
their chopped liver and hoof–meat, and other baits
still more savoury, upon which I dare not enlarge.
But, just as Black George, having lifted her boldly
by the nape of the neck, was popping her into the
sack tail foremost, though her short tail was under
her stomach, what did she do but twist round upon
him, in a way quite unknown to the faculty, and
make her upper and lower canines meet through
the palm of his hand? It wonʼt do to chronicle
what he said—I am too much given to strictest
accuracy; enough that he let her drop, in the
manner of a red–hot potato; and Blue Bill, who
made a grab at her, only got a scar on the wrist.
Then she retreated to her step, and fired a royal
salute of howls, never ending, ever beginning, until
her master came out.</p>
<p>“Wena, dear,” he said, for he always looked on
the little thing as an inferior piece of Amy, “you
are very tired, my darling; the pavement has been
too much for you. Sit upon my arm, pretty. We<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</SPAN></span>
are both going to make our fortunes. And then
you ‘shall walk in silk attire, and siller hae to
spare.’”</p>
<p>Wena nuzzled her nose into its usual place in
Cradockʼs identicity, and growled if any other dog
took the liberty of looking at him. And so they
got home, singing snug little songs to each other
upon the way; and they both made noble suppers
on the strength of their rising fortunes.</p>
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