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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="xx-large">Naval Occasions</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="large">and</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="x-large">Some Traits of the Sailor-man</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">BY</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="large">"BARTIMEUS"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>"... Relating to ... the Navy, whereon, under
<br/>the good Providence of God, the wealth, safety, and
<br/>strength of the kingdom chiefly depend."—</span><em class="italics">Articles of War</em><span>.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>"... A safeguard unto our most gracious Sovereign
<br/>Lord ... and his Dominions, and a security for such
<br/>as pass on the seas upon their lawful occasions."—</span><em class="italics">The
<br/>Book of Common Prayer</em><span>.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="small">FOURTEENTH IMPRESSION</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">William Blackwood and Sons
<br/>Edinburgh and London
<br/>1916</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><em class="italics small">ALL RIGHTS RESERVED</em></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><em class="italics medium">TO
<br/>MY MOTHER</em></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">PREFACE.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"I reckon that's proper 'New Navy,'"
said the coxswain of a duty cutter to the
midshipman perched on the "dickey" seat
beside him in the stern.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was 6 A.M.: the boat was returning
from the early morning beef trip, and the
midshipman in charge of her had seen fit
to discuss with his coxswain the subject
which at most hours, and particularly at
this one, lay nearest to his heart—the
subject of Food.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Proper 'New Navy,'" repeated the
petty officer with contempt. He referred
to the recent introduction of marmalade
into his scale of rations. He spoke bitterly,
yet his quarrel was not with the marmalade,
which, in its way, was all that
marmalade should have been. His regret
was for the "dear dead days" before
marmalade was thought of on the Lower-deck.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>That was ten years ago, but fondness for
the ancient order of things is still a feature
of this Navy of ours. There was never a
ship like our last ship: no commission like
the one before this one. Gipsies all: yet we
would fain linger a little by the ashes of
our camp-fire while the caravans move on.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The most indifferent observer of naval
affairs during the last decade will admit
that it has been one of immense transition.
Changes, more momentous even than this
business of the marmalade, have followed
in the wake of a great wave of progress.
"Up and onward" is the accepted order,
but at the bottom of the Sailor-man's
conservative heart a certain reluctance still
remains. The talk of smoking-room and
forecastle concerns the doings of
yesterday; the ties that link us in a "common
brotherhood" were for the most part forged
in the "Old" Navy, so fast yielding place
to new.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In 'Naval Occasions' the Author has
strung together a few sketches of naval
life afloat in the past ten years. They
relate to ships mainly of the "pre-Dreadnought"
era, and officers (those of the
Military branch at least) who owe their
early training to the old </span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span>. At
the same time, for all the outward changes,
the inner work-a-day life of the Fleet
remains unaltered. With this, and not in
criticism of things old or new, these Sketches
are concerned. Pathos and humour continue
to rub elbows on either side of us much as
they always have, and there still remains
more to laugh about than sigh over when
the day's work is done.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>DEVONPORT, 1914</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">NOTE.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>With the exception of "A Committee of Supply,"
"That which Remained," "A Galley's Day," "C/o
G.P.O.," "Watch there, Watch!" "A One-Gun
Salute," "The Greater Love," "A Picturesque
Ceremony," and "Why the Gunner went Ashore," the
following Naval Sketches were published originally
in 'The Pall Mall Gazette.'</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The first three exceptions appeared in 'The
Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News,' 'The Magpie,'
and 'The Naval and Military Record' respectively.
The remainder have not before appeared in print.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Author's best thanks are due to the Editors
of the above Journal and Periodicals for their ready
permission to reproduce these Sketches.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">CONTENTS.</span></p>
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<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#d-s-b">"D. S. B."</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#captain-s-defaulters">CAPTAIN'S DEFAULTERS</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-galley-s-day">A GALLEY'S DAY</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#noel">"NOEL!"</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-argonauts">THE ARGONAUTS</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-gunroom-smoking-circle">A GUNROOM SMOKING CIRCLE</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-ship-visitors">THE SHIP-VISITORS</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-legion-on-the-wall">THE LEGION ON THE WALL</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-tithe-of-admiralty">A TITHE OF ADMIRALTY</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-chosen-four">THE CHOSEN FOUR</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-committee-of-supply">A COMMITTEE OF SUPPLY</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#that-which-remained">THAT WHICH REMAINED</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-tizzy-snatcher">THE TIZZY-SNATCHER</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#c-o-g-p-o">"C/O G.P.O."</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-look-see">THE "LOOK-SEE"</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#watch-there-watch">"WATCH THERE, WATCH!"</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#farewell-and-adieu">"FAREWELL AND ADIEU!"</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-seventh-day">THE SEVENTH DAY</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-parricide">THE PARRICIDE</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-night-watches">THE NIGHT-WATCHES</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-one-gun-salute">A ONE-GUN SALUTE</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#concerning-the-sailor-man">CONCERNING THE SAILOR-MAN</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#the-greater-love">THE GREATER LOVE</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#a-picturesque-ceremony">"A PICTURESQUE CEREMONY"</SPAN></p>
</li>
<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><SPAN class="reference internal" href="#why-the-gunner-went-ashore">WHY THE GUNNER WENT ASHORE</SPAN></p>
</li>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="d-s-b"><span class="bold x-large">NAVAL OCCASIONS.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">I.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"D. S. B."[#]</span></p>
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<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Duty Steam Boat.</span></p>
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<div class="line"><span>Oh Lord! At seventeen!"</span></div>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>The Midshipman of the Second Picket Boat—that
is to say, the boat with the bell-mouthed
funnel of burnished brass and vermilion paint
inside her cowls—was standing under the
electric light at the battery door reading the
Commander's night order-book.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Second Picket Boat to have steam by
5 A.M., and will perform duties of D.S.B. for
the Second Division." He closed the book
and stood meditatively looking out into the
darkness beyond the quarter-deck rails. It
was blowing fitfully, gusts of wind shaking
the awning in a manner that threatened dirty
weather on the morrow. "Why the deuce
couldn't the other Picket boat...? But
she hadn't got a brass funnel—only a skimpy
painted affair. Decidedly it was the fatal
beauty of his boat that had influenced
the Commander's decision. Still..." He
yawned drearily, and opening the deck log,
ran his finger down the barometer readings.
"Glass low—beastly low—and steady. Wind
4-5, o.c.q.r. H'm'm." The cryptic
quotations did not appear to add joy to the
outlook. Ten o'clock had struck, and forward
in the waist the boatswain's mate was "piping
down," the shrill cadence of his pipe floating
aft on the wind. Sorrowfully the Midshipman
descended to the steerage flat, and crouching
beneath the hammocks that hung from the
overhead beams, reached his chest and
noiselessly undressed,—noiselessly, because the
sleeping occupant of the adjacent hammock
had the morning watch, and was prone to
be unreasonable when accidentally awakened.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In rather less than a minute he had
undressed and donned his pyjamas; then,
delving amid the mysterious contents of his
sea-chest, produced a pair of sea-boots, an
oilskin and sou'wester and a sweater. He
made his preparations mechanically, propping
the sea-boots where they would be handiest
when he turned out. Lastly, he hung his
cap over a police-light, because he knew from
experience that the light caught his eyes
when he was in his hammock, locked his
chest, and, choosing a spot where two
mess-mates (who were scuffling for the possession
of a hammock-stretcher) would not fall over
his feet, he unconcernedly knelt down and
said his prayers. The corporal of the watch
passed on his rounds: the sentry clicked to
attention an instant, and resumed his beat:
above his head the ward-room door opened
to admit a new-comer, and the jangle of a
piano drifted down the hatchway; then the
door closed again, shutting out the sound,
and the kneeling figure, in rather dilapidated
pyjamas, rose to his feet. Steadying himself
by a ringbolt overhead, he swung lightly into
his hammock and wriggled down between the
blankets. From the other side of the flat
came a voice—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Freckles, you're D.S.B. to-morrow."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Midshipman of the Second Picket Boat
grunted in reply and pulled the blanket close
under his chin. Presently the voice sounded
again—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Freckles, dear, aren't you glad you sold
your little farm and came to sea?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But he who had sold a farm only snuggled
his face against the pillow, sighed once, and
was asleep.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Had you seen the sleeper in waking hours,
nursing a cutter close-reefed through a squall,
or handling a launch-load of uproarious
liberty-men, you might, passing by at this moment,
have found food for meditation. For the
vibration of the dynamo a deck below
presently caused the cap to fall from the
police-light it had shielded, and the glare shone
full in a face which (for all the valiant razor
locked away in its owner's chest) was that of
a very tired child.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"Orders for the Picket Boat, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Officer of the Morning Watch, who
was staring through his binoculars into the
darkness, turned and glanced at the small
figure muffled in oilskins at his side. Many
people would have smiled in something
between amusement and compassion at the
earnest tone of inquiry. But this is a trade
in which men get out of the way of smiling
at 5 A.M.—besides, he'd been through it all
himself.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Flagship's signalled some empty
coal-lighters broken adrift up to windward—cruisin'
independently. Go an' round 'em
up before they drift down on the Fleet.
Better man your boat from the boom and
shove straight off. Smack it about!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The small figure in oilskins—who, as a
matter of fact, was none other than the
Midshipman of the Second Picket Boat, brass
funnel, vermilion-painted cowls and
all—turned and scampered forward. It was pitch
dark, and the wind that swept in rainy gusts
along the battery caught the flaps of his
oilskins and buffeted the sleep out of him.
Overside the lights of the Fleet blinked in
an indeterminate confusion through the rain,
and for an instant a feeling of utter schoolboy
woe, of longing for the security of his snug
hammock, filled his being. Then the short
years of his training told. Somewhere ahead,
in that welter of rain and darkness, there was
work to be done—to be accomplished,
moreover, swiftly and well. It was an order.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Stumbling on to the forecastle, he slipped
a life-belt over his shoulders, climbed the rail,
and descended the ship's side by a steel
ladder, until he reached the lower boom. It
jutted out into the darkness, a round,
dimly-discerned spar, and secured to it by a
boat-rope at the farthest point of his vision, he
saw his boat. The circular funnel-mouth
ringed a smoky glow, and in the green glare
of a side-light one of the bowmen was
reaching for the ladder that hung from the boom.
Very cautiously he felt his way out along it
steadied by a man-rope, breast high. Looking
downward, he saw the steamboat fretting like
a dog in leash; the next instant she was
lurching forward on the crest of a wave
and as suddenly dropped away again in a
shower of spray. Releasing his grip with
one hand he slipped astride of the boom,
wriggled on his stomach till his feet touched
rungs of a Jacob's ladder, and so hung
in a few feet above the tumbling water.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Arf a mo', sir," said a deep voice behind
him. The boat's bows were plunging just
below ... the ladder tautened with a jerk.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, sir!" said the voice. He relaxed
his hold and dropped nimbly on to the
triangular space in the bows. As he landed, the
Jacob's ladder shot upwards into the darkness,
as though snatched by an unseen hand.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Steadying himself by the rail along the
engine-room casing he hurried to the wheel.
A bearded petty officer moved aside as he
came aft. This was his Coxswain, a morose
man about the age of his father, who obeyed
orders like an automaton, and had once
(mellowed by strong waters) been known to
smile.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Cast off forward!" The engine-room
bell rang twice, and the Midshipman gave a
quick turn to the wheel. For an instant
the boat plunged as if in uncertainty, then
swung round on the slope of a slate-grey
wave and slid off on her quest. Forward
in the bows the bowmen were crouched,
peering through the rain. Presently one of
them hailed hoarsely.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Port a bit, sir," supplemented the
Coxswain. "That's them, there!" He pointed
ahead to where indistinct shapes showed
black against the troubled waters. The bell
rang again in the tiny engine-room, and the
Leading Stoker, scenting adventures, threw
up the hatch and thrust a head and hairy
chest into the cold air. His interest in the
proceedings apparently soon waned, however,
for he shut the hatch down again and busied
himself mysteriously—always within reach of
the throttle and reversing-lever—with an
oil-can.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Going very slow, the boat crept alongside
the foremost lighter, a huge derelict that,
when loaded, carried fifty tons of coal. They
had been moored alongside one another to
the wharf, but, rocking in the swell, had
chafed through their moorings and broken
adrift.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now to take in tow an unwieldy lighter
in the dark with a heavy swell running, and
to moor it safely in the spot whence it came,
is a piece of work that requires no small
judgment. However, one by one, the three
truants were captured and secured, and then,
with the grey dawn of a winter morning
breaking overhead, the picket boat swung
round on her return journey. On the way
she passed another boat racing shoreward for
the mails. The Midshipman at the wheel
raised his hand with a little gesture of
salutation, and she went by in a shower of spray.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Half an hour later the Midshipman of the
Second Picket Boat, garbed in the "rig of
the day," was ladling sugar over his porridge
with the abandon of one who is seventeen
and master of his fate. A messenger
appeared at the gunroom door—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Duty Steam Boat's called away, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Her Midshipman locked away his pet
marmalade-pot (for there are limits even to the
communism of a gunroom) and reached for
his cap and dirk. "We ain't got much
money," he observed grimly, "but we </span><em class="italics">do</em><span> see
life!"</span></p>
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<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">CAPTAIN'S DEFAULTERS.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>At the last stroke of six bells in the
Forenoon Watch the Marine bugler drew himself
up stiffly, as one on whom great issues hung,
and raising his bugle sent the imperious
summons echoing along the upper deck. Clattering
forward along the battery he halted at
the break of the forecastle and repeated the
blast; then, shaking the moisture from the
instrument, he wiped his mouth on the back
of his hand and strutted aft. He had
sounded "Captain's Defaulters."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>An Able Seaman burnishing a search-light
on the boat-deck heard the strident
bugle-call and winced. Hurriedly he replaced his
cleaning rags, and with a moistened forefinger
and thumb adjusted a dank curl that peeped
beneath his cap. He shared the belief, not
uncommon among sailor-men, that the Captain's
judgment at the defaulter-table is duly
swayed by the personal appearance of the
delinquent. Eyeing his inverted reflection
in the big concave mirror, he screwed his
face into an expression of piteous appeal, and,
cap in hand, repeated several times in varying
notes of regretful surprise: "I 'adn't 'ad no
more'n a drop, sir, w'en I come over all
dizzy." The rehearsal concluded, he flung
himself pell-mell down the ladder. On the
way he met a messmate ascending, who
remonstrated in the brusque parlance of the tar.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"In the bloomin' rattle, I am," explained
the disturber of traffic.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Wha's up, then?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other made a little upward gesture
with his elbow and gave a laugh of pleasant
retrospection. "'Strewth!" he supplemented.
"Wasn't 'arf blind, neither," implying that
when last ashore he had looked upon the
cup when it was very ruddy indeed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At the screen door to the quarter-deck he
overtook a companion in misfortune </span><em class="italics">en route</em><span>
to "toe pitch." This was a frightened
Second-class Stoker, harried aft by one of
the Ship's Police at the shambling gait
officially recognised as the "steady
double." Together they saluted and stepped on to the
quarter-deck, where, already standing between
his escort, a sullen-eyed deserter, captured
the previous day, scowled into vacancy. The
new-comers took their places in the melancholy
line, stood easy, and commenced to preen
themselves furtively, after the manner of
sailors about to come under the direct eye
of authority. Then the Captain's Clerk
arrived with a bundle of papers in his hand.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All ready, Master-at-Arms?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All ready, sir." The iron-visaged Chief
of Police saluted and went to report to the
Commander. The Commander ran his eye
over the defaulter-sheet and, entering the
Captain's cabin, disappeared from view. For
a minute a hush settled over the group as
silently they awaited the coming of the man
who, to them, represented all that was
Omnipotent upon earth. The breeze led the
shadow of the White Ensign a fantastic dance
across the spotless planking, and rustled the
papers on the baize-covered table. Overhead
a gull soared, screaming at intervals, and then
swooped suddenly to the water. The owner
of the cherished curl, who was what is
technically known in the Service as a "bird,"
sucked his teeth thoughtfully and speculated
as to the probable extent of his punishment.
The Second-class Stoker fallen-in beside him,
who had broken his leave twenty-four hours,
and apparently expected to be executed,
suddenly sniffled and was reproved in an
undertone by the Master-at-Arms. "'</span><em class="italics">Old</em><span> yer
row!" said that dignitary. Then, raising his
voice, he shouted, "'Faulters, 'Shun!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain's Clerk, who had been
abstractedly watching the sea-gull's antics and
thinking about trout-fishing, came to earth
with a start: the waiting group stiffened to
attention and saluted. The Captain walked
to the table and picked up the charge-sheet.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>'"Erbert 'Awkins!" snapped the Master-at-Arms.
"Off cap. Absenover leave twenty-four hours, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Second-class Stoker stepped forward;
it was his first offence in the Service, and
the Adam's-apple in his throat worked like
a piston. Suddenly recollecting, he snatched
off his cap and stood, moistening dry lips.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"How long has this man been in the Service?"
asked the Captain, grave eyes on the
delinquent's face.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Four months, sir," replied his Clerk.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then to the culprit: "Why did you break
your leave?" The lad shook his head in
obstinate silence. As a matter of fact, he
had broken it because a glib-tongued slut
ashore kept him too drunk to return till he
was penniless. But what was the use of
telling all that to a Being with four gold
rings on his sleeve, and grey eyes like
gimlets in the shadow of the cap-peak. He
wouldn't understand how desperately bad
the liquor had been, and the way the
women talked...</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why did you break your leave?" The
voice was neither harsh nor impatient. Its
tone merely implied that the speaker not only
wanted an answer but meant to have one.
Rather a kind voice for a Captain. Queer
little wrinkles he had round the corners of
his mouth and eyes ... made a bloke look
wise-like ... as though after all ...
Lord! How his head ached.... Steady
eyes those were...</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's like this 'ere, sir——" The gates of
sulky reserve opened suddenly and without
warning: in a flood of words came the sorry
explanation, sordid, incoherent, clothed in
half-learned </span><em class="italics">patois</em><span> of the lower deck. But
the figure in the gold-peaked cap seemed to
accept it, such as it was, for presently he
nodded dismissal.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Cautioned," he said curtly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>With a click of the heels, the escort and
their prisoner wheeled before the table. The
Commander made a brief report, and the
Captain scanned a few papers. The charge
was desertion.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Anything to say?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why did you desert?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm fed up with the Navy."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain's eyes grew stern, and he
nodded as one who comprehends. There
had been moments in his own career when
he too had been "fed up with the Navy." But
life holds other things than obedience
to inclinations.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now this deserter represented a type that
is to be met with in both Services, these days
of "piping peace." Recruited from the slums
of a great city, bone-lazy and vicious as a
weasel, small wonder he found a life wherein
men worked hard and cleanly little to his
taste. The immaculate cleanliness and
clock-work regularity around him were bad enough,
but far worse was the discipline. It
astonished him at first; then, half-awed, he
hated it with all the sullen savagery of his
warped nature. The so-called Socialism of
black-garbed orators, idly listened to on
Sunday afternoons in bygone days, had hinted
at such possibilities—but here he met it face
to face at every turn.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For a while—a very little while—he defied
it, as he had defied impassive policemen in
guttersnipe days, with shrill, meaningless
obscenities. Then he strove to elude it, and
was clouted grievously by O'Leary, the
brawny Chief Stoker, in that he had skulked
from his lawfully appointed task. He had
meant to drop a fire-bar on O'Leary's head
for that, but hadn't the courage requisite for
murder. Because of his dirty habits and
an innate habit for acquiring other men's gear,
he was not beloved of his messmates; and to
be unpopular on the mess-deck of a man-of-war
means that the sooner you seek another
walk of life the better. He strove to seek it,
accordingly, burrowing back into the teeming
slum-life of yore, until one night, in the
flare of a hawker's barrow, a policeman's hand
closed upon his collar.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... I think there's time. I believe we'll
make a man of you yet. I'll deal with
you by warrant."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The escort swung him on his heel.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain glanced again at the charge-sheet
and thence to the third culprit before him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You were drunk on leave?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But the Officer of the Patrol and the
Officer of the Watch and the Surgeon all say
you were drunk."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The "bird" sighed deeply. "I 'adn't 'ad
no more'n a drop, sir——" he began.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Deprived of one day's pay," interrupted
the Captain; "and get your hair cut."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Air cut—forfeit one day's pay," echoed
the Master-at-Arms. "</span><em class="italics">Hon</em><span> cap; 'bout turn,
quick march!"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The day passed as most days do in harbour.
In the afternoon the Captain played a game
of golf, and in the evening dined with a
brother Captain. During the meal they
discussed submarine signalling and a new
putter. The Commander, who contemplated
matrimony, was in a conservatory conducting
himself in a manner calculated to reduce his
ship's company—had they been present—to
babbling delirium. In the twilight, the
Captain's Clerk, with rod and fly-book,
meandered beside a stream twenty miles
away. The Master-at-Arms, who had a taste
for melodrama, witnessed from a plush-lined
box "The Body-Snatcher's Revenge" in the
company of Mrs and Miss Master-at-Arms and
a quart of stout. On board, in the foremost
cell, sat a recovered deserter under sentence
of ninety days' detention.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Gawd!" he whined—and in his voice was
an exceeding bitterness—"Wotcher want to
'ate me for?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now these things were happening at about
the same time, so you see the drift of his
argument with his Maker.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="a-galley-s-day"><span class="bold large">III.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A GALLEY'S DAY.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Boom! On board the Flagship a puff of
smoke rose and dissolved in the breeze; the
cluster of whalers and gigs that had been
hovering about the starting-line sped away
before the wind. The bay to windward
resembled the shallows near the nesting-ground
of white-winged gulls as the remaining gigs,
whalers, and cutters zigzagged tentatively
to and fro, and a couple of belated 25-feet
whalers, caught napping, went tearing down
among them.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The launches and pinnaces do not start for
another hour, and are for the most part still
at the booms of their respective ships. There
are three more classes before us, and it only
remains to keep out of the way and an eye on the
stop-watch. The breeze is freshening, and it
looks like a "Galley's day." A 32-feet cutter
(handiest and sweetest of all Service boats to
sail) goes skimming past on a trial run. Her
gilded badge gleams in the spray, and there is
a sheen of brasswork and enamel about her
that proclaims the pampered darling of a ship.
The Midshipman at the helm—to show a mere
galley what he can do—chooses a squall in
which he put her about; she spins round like
a top, and is off on her new tack in the
twinkling of an eye.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Casey, Petty Officer and Captain's
Coxswain, is busy forward with the awning and
an additional halliard rove through a block at
the foremast head. This, steadied by the
boat-hook, will serve us as a spinnaker during
the three-mile run down-wind; and, in a
Service rig race, is the only additional fitting
allowed beyond what is defined as "the rig
the boat uses on service, made of service
canvas by service labour."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Only half a minute now.... Check away
the sheets. Spinnaker halliards in hand.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Boom! We are off! Hoist spinnaker!</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As we cross the line the 32-ft. cutter and a
couple of gigs slip over abreast of us; astern
a host of white sails come bellying in our
wake; up to windward the pinnaces and
launches are manoeuvring for positions. The
cutter has "goose-winged" her dipping-lug
and is running dead before the wind. In a
narrow boat like a galley this is dangerous
and does not pay. Luffing a little, we get the
wind on our quarter, and the gigs follow suit.
Presently the cutter gybes and loses ground;
the gigs, too, have dropped astern a little.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Our galley's crew settle down in the bottom
of the boat, and producing pipes and cigarettes
from inside their caps, speculate on the
chances of the day. Far ahead the smaller
fry are negotiating the mark-buoy. Imperceptibly
the breeze freshens, till the wind is
whipping a wet smoke off the tops of the
waves. Casey, tending the main-sheet, removes
his pipe and spits overside. "I reckons we'll
want our weather-boards before we'm done,
sir," he prophesies. We have shown the rest
of our class a clean pair of heels by now, and
are fast overhauling the whalers. At last the
mark-buoy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Down spinnaker!" and round we go, close
hauled. Now the work starts. A white
squall tearing down the bay blinds us with
spray and fine desert sand. The water pours
over the gunwale as we luff and luff again.
There's nothing for it: we must reef, and
while we do so, round come the remainder,
some reefed and labouring, others lying up in
the wind with flapping sails. A nasty short
sea has set in, and at the snub of each wave,
the galley, for all the careful nursing she
receives, quivers like a sensitive being.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"She can't abear that reef in her foresail,"
says Casey; "it do make her that sluggish." As
he spoke, our rival, the 32-ft. cutter, went
thrashing past under full sail, her crew
crouched to windward. It was going to be
neck or nothing with them. Then, by James—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Got anything to bail with, forward there?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yessir!" replied seven voices as one.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand-by to shake out that reef!" We
luffed for a second while two gigs and a
pinnace crept up on our quarter, and then off
we went in the seething wake of the cutter.
Even Casey's big toe curled convulsively as he
braced himself against the thwart and spat on
his hands to get a fresh grip on the main-sheet.
The spray hissed over us like rain, and, under
cover of his oilskin, I believe No. 5, perched
on the weather gunwale, was sorrowfully
unlacing his boots.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"If it don't get no worse," says Casey,
"we'll do all right." With his bull-dog chin
above the gunwale he commenced a running
commentary on the proceedings. "... 'Strewth!
There's 'is foremast gorn!" He
gazed astern enraptured. "Commander's
weather-shroud carried away, sir, an' 'im
a-drifting 'elpless.... Them whalers is bailin'
like loo-natics—" he gave a hoarse chuckle,
"like proper loo-natics, sir.... That there
launch precious near fouled the mark-buoy....
'E'll run down that gig if 'e don't watch
it. Their owner sailing 'er too."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then the squalls died away and the breeze
steadied. I could hear the surge of a launch
as she came crashing along on our quarter,
but once round the second mark-buoy and
on the port tack no one could touch us—at
least so Casey vowed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Suddenly, the half-drowned bowman gave
the first sign of animation that he had
displayed since the green seas began to break
over him. "She's missed stays," he
announced with gruff relish, peering under
the lip of the foresail.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Oo? Not that cutter...?" Casey so
far forgot himself as to squirt tobacco juice
into the sacred bottom of his own boat.
"Yessir, an' so help me," he added in
confirmation, "she's in Hirons!"[#]</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] A boat is said to be "in irons" when she lies
dead head-to-wind and cannot pay off on either tack.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The next minute we passed to windward
of our rival, as with flapping sheets and
reversed helm she drifted slowly astern.
Her Midshipman avoided our eyes as we
passed, but his expression of incredulous
exasperation I have seen matched only on
the face of one whose loved and trusted
hunter has refused a familiar jump. Above
the noise of the wind and waves I heard
his angry wail—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"O-o-oh! Isn't she a cow!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The wind held fair and true, and, as Casey
prophesied, it proved a Galley's day after all.
A launch and two pinnaces raced us for the
Flagship's ram, and our rudder missed the
cable by inches as we wore to bring us on
to the finishing line. Even then the launch
nearly had it; but I think that the
observations exchanged, as we slipped round side
by side (</span><em class="italics">sotto voce</em><span> and perfectly audible to
every one in both boats), between Casey
and the launch's Coxswain, did much to spoil
the nerve of the First Lieutenant who was
sailing her.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Much of that day I have forgotten. But
the sheen of white sails sprinkled along the
triangular nine-mile course, the grey hulls
of the Fleet against the blue of sea and
sky, the tremor of the boat's frame as
the water raced hissing past her clinker-built
sides, the bucket and shrug, the
lurch and reel and plunge as she fought
her way to windward,—all these things have
combined to make a blur of infinitely pleasant
memories.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Casey gave a sigh of contentment and
handed back an empty glass through the
pantry door.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, sir," he said, "I reckon that was
a proper caper!" Then, as if realising
that his summing up of the race required
adequate embellishment, and less formal
surroundings in which to do the occasion
justice, he wiped his mouth on the back of
a huge paw and moved forward out of sight
along the mess-deck.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="noel"><span class="bold large">IV.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"NOEL!"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"'Arf-pas' seven, sir!" A private of Marines
rapped heavy knuckles against the chest of
drawers, and, seeing the occupant of the
bunk stir slightly, withdrew from the cabin.
For a little while longer the figure under
the blankets lay motionless; then a tousled
head appeared, followed by shoulders and arms.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Gr-r-r!" said their owner. He blinked
at the electric light a moment, then reached
out a lean, tatooed arm for his tea. He
drank it thoughtfully, and, lighting a
cigarette, lay back again. His gaze
travelled from the rack overhead that
contained his gun and golf-clubs, down over
the chest of drawers with its freight of
battered silver cups, photographs, and Japanese
curios, to the deck where a can of hot
water steamed beside the shallow bath;
finally it lit on the chair, on the back of
which hung his frock-coat. Why had his
servant put out his frock-coat? Was it Sunday?
For a while he considered the problem.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then he remembered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>With a grunt he hoisted himself on to
one elbow and looked out of the scuttle into
the gloom. It was snowing, and the
reflected lights of the ships blinked at him
across the water.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh Lord!" he ejaculated, and buried
himself anew among the blankets. Twenty
minutes later, as he was sitting in his
bath, the curtain across the door was
unceremoniously jerked aside and a ruddy face
appeared in the opening.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No-o-el-l-l! N-o-el!" chanted the apparition.
A sponge full of water cut the caroller
short, and the sounds of strife and expostulation
drifting from adjacent cabins marked
the trail of Yuletide greetings.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the Wardroom the fire was smoking
fitfully, each outpour being regarded with
philosophic resignation by the Marine
duty-servant. Him the First Lieutenant,
entering at that moment, drove wrathfully on
deck. "Go up an' trim the cowl to the
wind: don't stand there trying to mesmerise
the infernal thing."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>One by one the members of the Mess
struggled in and seated themselves in gloomy
silence. There were many gaps in the long
row of chairs, for every one "spared by the
exigencies of the Service" was on leave, the
heads of departments being represented by
their juniors, and a couple of Watch-keeping
Lieutenants completing the complement.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Young Doctor alone preserved a
cheerful mien. "Boy, you're as yellow as a
guinea!" was his greeting to the Junior
Watch-keeper (recently a sojourner on the
West Coast, with a constitution to match).
"How's the fever?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper ascribed to the
malady a quality hitherto unrecognised by
the most advanced medical science, and
scanned the </span><em class="italics">menu</em><span> indifferently.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The belated arrival of the postman as the
table was being cleared did much to brighten
matters. A rustling silence, interspersed by
an occasional chuckle (hurriedly repressed),
presently gave way to general conversation.
Pipes were lit, and the fire coaxed into a
more urbane frame of mind. The Junior
Watch-keeper was seen to transfer stealthily
from a letter to his pocket something that
crackled crisply. The Young Doctor and
the Assistant Paymaster (hereinafter known
as the A.P.) sat complacently on his chest
while they explored his pockets.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Let me—it's years since I touched a
fiver.... </span><em class="italics">And</em><span> a dun from Ikey—well,
I'm blessed! </span><em class="italics">And</em><span> a Christmas card from
Aunt Selina to dear Gussie—oh, Gussie,
look at the pretty angels! He hides it in
his pocket——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He stands fizz all round at seven bells,"
announced the First Lieutenant in a calm,
judicial voice.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper didn't stand it, but
fizz all round there was. The First Lieutenant
read prayers on the snow-powdered
quarterdeck, and then, following the immemorial
custom of the Service, the Wardroom made
a tour of the garland-hung mess-deck,
halting at each mess to exchange the compliments
of the season and to sample the plum-duff.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Properly observed, this ritual would put
the normal stomach out of action for the
remainder of the day. But there are
discreet methods of sampling. The Day-on
flopped exhaustedly on to a Wardroom
settee, and proceeded to empty his cap of
lumps of "figgy-duff," cigarettes, and
walnuts. "Bless their hearts," he murmured,
"I love them and I love their figgy-duff,
but there are limits—here, Jess!" He
whistled gently, and a fox-terrier asleep by
the fire rose and delicately accepted the
tribute. "Number One," continued the
speaker, "you looked quite coy when they
cheered you, going rounds just now." Then
raising his voice he sang—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"For he's a jolly good fe-ello-o-O!"</span></div>
<div class="line"> </div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The First Lieutenant's grave face relaxed.
"Less of it, young fellow," he replied, smiling.
He had lost a wife and child as a young
lieutenant, and something of his life's tragedy
still lingered in the level grey eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then followed the popping of corks and
the tinkle of glass. Even the fever-stricken
one brightened. "Now then," he shouted
truculently to the Young Doctor, "I don't mind
if you do wish me a happy Christmas, you
benighted body-snatcher." But the Surgeon
was opening the piano, and as he fingered the
opening bars of "Good King Wenceslas," some
one turned and smote the fire into a blaze.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The short day was fading into dusk, and
the Mess sat eyeing one another sorrowfully
over the tea-table. You can't drink
champagne, sing "Good King Wenceslas," and
beat the fire all day.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What price being at home now?" said
the Engineer-Lieutenant, gloomily buttering
a piece of bread and smearing it with treacle.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, and charades, and kids, and
snapdragon," added the A.P. He mused awhile
reminiscently. "Christmas is rotten without
kids to buck things up."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Day-on looked up from a book.
"You're right. I don't feel as if it were
Christmas day—except for my head," he
added reflectively.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The First Lieutenant entered, holding a
note in his hand. "Look here, the Skipper
wants us to have him and his missus to
supper. He'll motor in, and"—he referred
again to the note—"he's bringing the four
youngsters—and a Christmas-tree. Wants
to know if we can put up a turn for them."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the annals of the Service had such a
thing ever happened before? The Mess
stared wild-eyed at one another. "Crackers,"
gasped the Day-on, visions of childhood
fleeting through his mind. "Santa Claus!"
murmured the Young Doctor, already mentally
reviewing his store of cotton-wool. "Holly
and mistletoe," supplemented the Engineer-Lieutenant,
eyeing the bare walls of the Mess.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was much to be done, but they did
it somehow. The A.P. sallied forth and stole
crackers from a Mission schoolroom. The
First Lieutenant and Young Doctor between
them fashioned a wondrous wig and beard for
Santa Claus. The Junior Watch-keeper is
rumoured to have uprooted (under cover of
darkness) an entire holly bush from the
Admiral Superintendent's garden, and their
guests arrived to find the Mess transformed.
No sooner was supper over than the First
Lieutenant vanished, and they entered the
smoking-room to find a genuine Santa Claus,
with snowy beard and gruff voice, dispensing
gifts from the magic tree. There were
miraculous presents for all: Zeiss binoculars
for one (had he not been bemoaning the
want of a pair on the bridge a fortnight
before?): a wrist-watch for another (it
replaced one smashed while working targets
not long ago), a fountain-pen for another, a
cigarette-holder for a fourth, whose
tobacco-stained fingers had long been a subject of
reproach from his Captain's wife.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And when the tree was denuded at
last, what an ambush for lurking dragons!
They were slain ultimately with a
sword-scabbard by a flushed Knight astride the
champing Junior Watch-keeper. It figured
further in the tiger-shoot conducted from the
howdah of an elephant—a noble beast in
whose identity no one would have recognised
the grey-painted canvas cover of a 3-pdr. gun,
much less the Engineer-Lieutenant inside it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For the matter of that, had you seen the
tiger who died, roaring terribly almost within
reach of its tethered quarry (Jess, the bored
and disgusted terrier), you would never have
known the A.P.—especially as he had broken
his glasses in the throes of realistic dissolution.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>When it was all over, the "Skipper's
Missus" sat down at the piano, and together
they sang the old, memory-haunted Christmas
hymns, the woman's contralto and children's
trebles blending with the voices of men who
at heart were ever children themselves.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The First Lieutenant didn't sing. The fire
needed so much attending to.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-argonauts"><span class="bold large">V.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE ARGONAUTS.</span></p>
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<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"... Lest perchance them grow weary</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>In the uttermost parts of the Sea,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Pray for leave, for the good of the Service,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>As much and as oft as may be."</span></div>
<div class="inner line-block">
<div class="line"><span>—</span><em class="italics">The Laws of the Navy</em><span>.</span></div>
</div></div>
</div>
</blockquote>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Life on board a man-of-war in the tropics,
especially Gunroom life, is attended by
discomforts peculiarly its own. To begin with,
a trip at sea heats the ship like a steel-walled
Inferno, and on reaching harbour she swings
at her anchor, bows-on to what breeze there
may be; the chances of getting a cool draught
through scuttles and gun-ports are thus
reduced to a minimum. There is, furthermore,
an Affliction known as "prickly heat," beside
which chastisement with scorpions is futile
and ineffectual; moreover, you must meet
the same faces day after day, month after
month, at breakfast, lunch, and dinner, till
Junior Officers of His Majesty's Navy have
been known to revile one another over each
other's style of masticating food. From these
conditions of life spring, indeed, a candid and
illuminating intimacy; but they are also at
times responsible for a weariness of the soul
that passes utterly all boredom.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The trouble began in the bathroom, an
apartment 12 feet long by 8 feet broad, and
occupied at the time by six people in various
stages of their ablutions. It concerned the
ownership of a piece of soap, which may seem
a trivial enough matter—as indeed it was;
but when you have lain sweating under the
awnings all through a breathless night, when,
having watched another aching dawn creep
over the sea, you descend to splash sulkily
in three inches of lukewarm water, the
tired brain lacks a fine sense of the
proportion of things.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It finished as suddenly as it flared up, and
both combatants realised the childishness of
it all ere the blood had time to dry on their
damaged knuckles. But beyond a peevish
request that they should not hold their
dripping noses over the basins, no one present
appeared interested or dismayed—which was
a very bad sign indeed.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Senior Midshipman burst into the
Gunroom with a whoop of joy and flung the
leave-book on the table.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What did he say?" chorussed the inmates
anxiously.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Said we could take the third cutter, an'
go to Blazes in her," replied the delegate
breathlessly, grovelling under the table for
his gun-case. "We can clear out till Sunday
night, an' if there's a scratch on the
new paint when we come back"—the flushed
face appeared for an instant—"we'll all be
crucified!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Whereupon ensued swift and awful pandemonium.
Three blissful days of untrammelled
freedom ashore, in which to eat, bathe, and
sleep at will! The Mess rose with one accord
and blessed the name of the Commander in
ornate phraseology of the Sea. Four
navigating experts flung themselves upon a
large-scale Admiralty Chart: guns and cartridges
appeared as if by magic. A self-appointed
Committee of Supply, wrangling amicably,
invaded the pantry; blankets were hurriedly
dragged from the hammock-nettings, while
willing hands lowered the cutter from her
davits. In crises such as these there is no
need to detail workers for any particular
duty. Each one realises his own particular
metier and is a law unto himself.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hoist foresail!" The boat sheered off
lazily from the gangway, and the bowmen
tugged and strained at the halliards. "Set
mainsail!" A light breeze whispered in from
the open sea, and the rippled water clucked
and gurgled along the clinker-built sides.
Perched on a bundle of rugs in the stern sat
the Coxswain, one hand on the tiller, the other
shading his eyes from the afternoon sun. The
remainder of the crew disposed themselves in
more or less inelegant attitudes of ease in the
bottom of the boat. She had been rigged and
provisioned in silence—not lightly does one
imperil one's emancipation by making a noise
alongside; but once clear of the ship, the
youth tending the main-sheet lifted up his
voice in song, a babble of spontaneous
nonsense set to a half-remembered tune—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"Isn't this a bit of all-right!</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Oh, </span><em class="italics">isn't</em><span> this a bit of all-right!"</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>he chanted joyously, eyes half closed under
the brim of his tilted helmet. Forgotten
the weary monotony of ship routine, with
its watch-keeping and school, squabbling and
recrimination, and the ceaseless adjustment
of the scales of discipline. Forward in the
bows one of the bowmen hove the lead,
chanting imaginary soundings with
ultra-professional intonation: "A-a-and a ha'
five..." Clinging to the weather shroud,
another, a slim, white-clad figure against the
blue of sea and sky, declaimed "The Ancient
Mariner"—or as much of it as he could
remember.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The islands, that half an hour earlier had
been but vague outlines quivering in the
heat-haze, took form and substance. Rock-guarded
inlets crept up to beaches of white sand where
the kelp and drift-wood of ages formed a
barrier at high-water mark, and overhanging
palms threw shadows deep and delectably
mysterious. As the water shoaled, seaweed
stretched purple tentacles upward out of the
gloom, swaying and undulating towards the
swirl beneath the rudder. A half-clad figure
in the bows, trailing naked toes over the
side, shattered the sleepy silence with shouts
that sent the echoes rioting among the
rocks. Overhead a startled gull wheeled
inquisitively.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hard a-port! Now, steady as you go!" With
lowered sails and oars rising and
dipping lazily, the boat headed towards an
inlet whose shelving beach promised good
camping-ground. Presently came the order—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Way enough!" The oars clattered down
on to the thwarts, the anchor splashed
overside, and a moment later a dozen figures were
swimming lustily for thrice-blessed terra firma.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A tent was pitched and the precious guns
ferried ashore. An intrepid party of
explorers headed off into the jungle in search
of pigeon. Others played desultory Rugby
football in the shallows, chased lizards, rent
the air with song. The long day passed all
too quickly. Swiftly the tropic night swept
in over painted sky and tree-top. Ghost-like
figures came splashing from pools, sliding
down from trees, floating shoreward on
improvised rafts, to gather round the fire
and fizzling frying-pans. Tinned sausages
("Bangers") and bacon, jam, sardines and
bananas, cocoa, beer, and sloe-gin: the
Argonauts guzzled shamelessly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>When it was over and pipes and cigarettes
were lit, some one rose and flung an armful of
dry kelp into the white heart of the fire. It
spluttered angrily and then flared, throwing
an arc of crimson light on the beach, deepening
the obscurity that ringed the seated group.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Argonaut nearest the fire picked up a
pebble and pitched it lazily at a neighbour.
"What about a song, you slacker! Something
with a chorus." The other removed his
pipe from his mouth, wriggled into a sitting
posture and, hugging the corners of his
blanket over his shoulders, started a song.
It was from a comic opera two years old, but
it was the last thing they heard before
leaving England, and the refrain went
ringing across the star-lit bay. The firelight
waned, and a yellow moon crept up out of
the sea, setting a shimmering pathway to
the edge of the world.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hai-yah!" yawned one. "So sleepy." He
hollowed out the sand beneath his hip-bone,
drew his blanket closer round him, and
was asleep. One by one the singers were
silent, and as the moon, full sail upon the
face of heaven, flooded the islands with
solemn light, the last Argonaut rolled over
and began to snore. The waves lapped
drowsily along the beach; tiny crabs crept
out in scurrying, sidelong rushes to investigate
the disturbers of their peace; the dying
embers of the fire clinked and whispered in
the silence.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Commander, smoking on the after
sponson, smiled as the sound of oars came
faintly across the water. Out of the darkness
drifted the hum of voices, and presently
he heard a clear laugh, mirthful and carefree.
Knocking the ashes out of his pipe, he
nodded sagely, as though in answer to an
unspoken question.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="a-gunroom-smoking-circle"><span class="bold large">VI.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A GUNROOM SMOKING CIRCLE.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Be it understood that Gunroom Officers do
not usually talk at breakfast. The
right-minded entrench themselves behind
newspapers, and deal in all seriousness and silence
with such fare as it has pleased the Messman
to provide. In harbour, those favoured of the
gods make a great business of opening and
reading letters, pausing between mouthfuls to
smirk in an irritating and unseemly manner.
But it is not until one reaches the marmalade
stage, and the goal of repletion is nigh, that
speech is pardonable, and is then usually
confined to observations on the incompetency of
the cook in the matter of scrambling eggs
and the like.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Abreast the screen-door, which opened from
the battery to the quarter-deck, the ship's
side curved suddenly into a semicircular
bastion. It was thus designed to give the
main-deck gun a larger arc of fire, but had
other advantages—affording a glimpse ahead
of splayed-out seas racing aft from the bow,
and in fine weather a sunny space sheltered
from the wind by casemate and superstructure.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Here, one morning after breakfast, came
the Gunroom Smokers, pipe and tobacco-pouches
in hand. Cigarettes were all very
well in their way: "two draws and a spit"
snatched during stand-easy in the forenoon.
A cigar was a satisfying enough smoke after
dinner when one's finances permitted it; but
while the day of infinite possibilities still lay
ahead, and the raw, new sunlight flushed the
world with promise, then was the time for
briar or clay: black, well seasoned, and of a
pungent sweetness.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Each smoker settled into his favourite
nook, and, cap tilted over his nose, with
feet drawn up and hand-clasped knees,
prepared to sit in kindly judgment on the
Universe. The Sub-Lieutenant blew a mighty
cloud of smoke and gave a sigh of
contentment. He had kept the Middle Watch.
From midnight till four that morning he
had been on the bridge, moving between the
faint glow of the binnacle and the
chart-house, busying himself with a ruler and
dividers, and faint lines on the surface of
the chart. He was clear-eyed and serene
of brow, as befitted a man who had seen the
dawning. For a like reason he had neglected
to shave.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's the news?" inquired the Assistant
Paymaster between puffs. The ship had
been three days at sea, and was even then
a hundred and fifty miles from her destination.
But very early in the morning a tired-eyed
Operator in the Wireless-house had sat,
measuring in dots and dashes the beating of
the world's pulse.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A disastrous earthquake—" began a Midshipman,
reading from the closely-written sheet.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, hang you and your earthquake!"
said the Sub. "I'm sick of earthquakes—who
won the Test Match?" Which, when
you consider the matter, is no bad attitude
towards life in which to start the day.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A new aeroplane—" resumed the reader.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Talkin' of aeroplanes," interrupted some
one, "I once knew a girl——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why don't they have Snotties in the Flying
Corps?" chimed in a third. "Why, if I
were in the Government, I'd——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But the reader continued in tranquil
indifference. Quite a number of years had
passed since he first learned that in
Gunroom communities to stop speaking on account
of interruptions meant spending your days in
the silence of a Trappist.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... at the point of the bayonet, the
enemy retreating in disorder." Silence on
the group at last. This was of more account
than cricket or aeroplanes, for this was War,
their trade in theory, and, perchance—and
the Fates were wondrous kind—the ultimate
destiny of each. The Censor of Governments
gave a delighted blast from his pipe—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The bayonet!" he breathed. "That's the
game...!" In all his short life he had
never seen a blow delivered in hate—the
hate that strikes to kill. Yet a queer light
smouldered in his eyes as half-dreamily he
watched the waves scurrying to join the
smother of the wake.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Clerk by the muzzle of the 6-in. gun
took his pipe out of his mouth and turned
towards the speaker. "I've got a brother
on the Frontier—lucky blighter, I bet he's in
it!" He removed his glasses, as he always
did in moments of excitement, and blinked
short-sightedly in the morning sunlight. He
came of a fighting strain, but had been doomed
by bad sight to exchange the sword, that was
his heritage, for pen and ledger. "Does it
say anything else—let me see, Billy."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No—no details; only a few casualties;
they killed a Subalt—" he stopped abruptly;
the wind caught the sheet and whisked it
from his fingers. His face had grown white
beneath its tan.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, you ass!" chorussed the group. The
piece of paper whirled high in the air and
settled into the water astern. A shadow fell
athwart the seated group, and the
Sub. looked up.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo! Good-morning, Padre!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good-morning," replied the sturdy figure
in the mortar-board. A genial priest this,
who combined parochial duties with those of
Naval Instructor, and spent the dog-watches
in flannels on the forecastle, shepherding a
section of his flock with the aid of
boxing-gloves. "Discussing the affairs of your
betters, and the Universe, as usual, I suppose!
I came over to observe that there is a very
fine horizon, and if any of ye feel an
uncontrollable desire to take a sight——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not yet, sir!" protested a clear tenor
chorus. "Morning-watch, sir," added a voice;
then, mimicking the grumbling whine of a
discontented Ordinary Seaman: "Ain't 'ad
no stand-easy—besides, sir, the index-error
of my sextant——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Somewhere forward in the battery the notes
of a bugle sang out. The members of the
Gunroom smoking circle mechanically knocked
out their pipes against the rim of the
white-washed spitkid, and rose one by one to their
feet, straightening their caps. In a minute
the sponson was deserted, save for the Clerk
who lingered, blinking at the sunlit sea. A
moment later he turned, encountering the
kindly, level eyes of the Chaplain.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The name," he said, with a little inclination
of his head to where, far astern, a gull
was circling curiously, "was it—the same, sir,
as—as mine?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," replied the Chaplain gravely.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The boy nodded and turned again to the
sea. His young face had hardened, and the
colour had gone out of his lips. The other,
thrice blessed in the knowledge of how
much sympathy unmans, and how much
strengthens to endure, laid a steadying hand
on the square shoulder presented to him.
"He died fighting, remember," said this man
of peace.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Clerk nodded again, and gripped the
hand-rail harder. "He always was the lucky
one, sir." He adjusted his glasses
thoughtfully, and went below to where, in the
electric-lit office, the ship's Ledger was
awaiting him.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-ship-visitors"><span class="bold large">VII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE SHIP-VISITORS.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"There's the boat!" exclaimed the younger
girl excitedly. Her sister nodded with
dancing eyes, and half turned to squeeze her
mother's arm. Half a mile away a picket-boat
detached itself from one of the anchored
battleships and came speeding across the
harbour. Breathless, they watched it
approach, saw bow and stern-sheet men stoop
for their boat-hooks, heard the warning clang
of the engine-room bell, and the next moment
the Midshipman in charge swung her deftly
alongside the landing-stage with a smother
of foam under the stern. A figure in uniform
frock-coat jumped out.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo, mother! Sorry I'm late: have you
been waiting long? ... Mind the step!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The descent into a picket-boat's stern-sheets,
especially if you are encumbered by a
skirt, is no easy matter. Perhaps the
Midshipman of the boat realised it too, for he
abandoned the wheel and assisted in the
embarkation with the ready hand and averted
eye that told of no small experience in such
matters.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then they heard a clear-cut order, the bell
rang again, and the return journey
commenced; but they did not hear the hoarse
whisper conveyed down the voice-pipe to the
Leading Stoker to "Whack her up!" And
so they failed to realise that they were
throbbing through the water at a speed
which, though causing the Midshipmen of
passing boats to gnash their teeth with envy,
was exceedingly bad for the engines and
wholly illegal. But then one does not bring
a messmate's sisters off to the ship every day
of the week.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the bell rang again, and a grey
steel wall, dotted with scuttles and
surmounted by a rail, towered above them. The
boat stopped palpitating beside a snowy ladder
that reached to the water's edge. The
occupant of the stockhold threw up the hatch of
his miniature Inferno and thrust a perspiring
head into view; but it is to be feared that no
one noticed him, though he had contributed
in no small degree to the passengers'
entertainment. The Mother looked at the
mahogany-railed ladder and sighed
thankfully. "I always thought you climbed up
by rope-ladders, dear," she whispered.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The ascent accomplished, followed introductions
to smiling and somewhat bashful youths,
who relieved the visitors of parasols and
handbags, and led the way to a deck below, where
racks of rifles were ranged along
white-enamelled bulkheads, and a Marine sentry
clicked to attention as they passed. Down a
narrow passage, lit by electric lights, past a
cage-like kitchen and rows of black-topped
chests, and, as the guide paused before a
curtained door, a glimpse forward of crowded
mess-decks. Then, a little bewildered, they
found themselves in a narrow apartment, lit
by four brass-bound scuttles. A long table
ran the length of the room, with tea things
laid at one end; overhead were racks of
golf-clubs and hockey-sticks, cricket-bats and
racquets. A row of dirks hung above the
tiled stove, and a baize-covered notice-board,
letter-racks, and a miscellaneous collection of
pictures adorned the rivet-studded walls. A
somewhat battered piano, topped by a dejected
palm, occupied one end of the Mess, and
beneath the sideboard a strip of baize made
an ineffectual attempt to cover the end of a
beer barrel.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"This," said the host, with a tinge of pride
in his voice, "is the Gunroom—where we
live," he added.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's very nice," murmured the visitors.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's not a bad one, as Gunrooms go,"
admitted another of the escort. He did not
add that under his personal supervision a
harassed throng of junior Midshipmen had
pent a lurid half-hour "squaring off" before
their arrival.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>After tea came a tour of the ship, and to
those who inspect one for the first time the
interior of a man-of-war is not without
interest. They emerged from a hatchway on
to the Quarter-deck, beneath the wicked
muzzles of the after 12-inch guns: they
crossed the immaculate planking and looked
down to the level waters of the harbour,
thirty feet below. They admired the
neatly-coiled boat's falls, the trim and slightly
self-conscious figure of the Officer of the Watch,
and as they turned to mount the ladder that
led over the turret a Signalman came on to
the Quarter-deck, raising his hand to the
salute as he passed through the screen-door.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Who did that sailor salute?" inquired the
Mother.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh," replied her escort vaguely, "only
salutin' the Quarter-deck. We all do, you
know." So much for his summary of a
custom that has survived from days when a
crucifix overshadowing the poop required the
doffing of a sailor's cap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then they were taken forward, past the
orderly confusion of the "booms," to a round
pill-box, described as the Conning Tower.
with twelve-inch walls of Krupp steel, and
introduced to an assortment of levers and
voice-pipes, mysterious dials, and a
brass-studded steering-wheel. Then up a ladder to
the signal-bridge, where barefooted men, with
skins tanned brick-red and telescopes under
their arms, swung ceaselessly to and fro.
They examined the flag-lockers—each flag
rolled neatly in a bundle and stowed in a
docketed compartment—the black-and-white
semaphores, and the key of the mast-head
flashing lamp that at night winked messages
across five miles of darkness.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>From then onwards that afternoon
became a series of blurred impression of
things mysterious and delightfully bewildering.
They carried away with them memories
of the swarming forecastle and batteries,
where they saw the sailor-man enjoying his
leisure in his own peculiar fashion. Of the
six-inch breech-block that opened with a clang
to show the spiral grooved bore—rifled to
prevent the projectile from turning
somersaults.... The younger girl wiped a foot
of wet paint off the coaming of a hatch and
said sweetly it didn't matter in the least.
They invaded the sanctity of the wireless
room, with its crackling spark and network
of wires, and listened, all uncomprehending,
to the petty officer in charge, as, delighted
with a lay audience, he plunged into a whirl
of technical explanations. And, lastly, the
Mother was handed the receivers, and heard
a faint intermittent buzzing that was a
ship calling querulously three hundred miles
away.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>After that they descended to electric-lit
depths, and were invited into cabins; they
visited the "Slop-room" (impossible name),
where they fingered serge and duck with
feminine appreciation. They saw the
nettings where the hammocks were stowed,
and the overhead slinging space—eighteen
inches to a man! And so back to the upper
deck, to find the picket-boat again at the
bottom of the ladder.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Hasn't it been lovely!" gasped the elder
girl, as they walked back to their hotel.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Scrumptious!" assented her sister. "And
</span><em class="italics">did</em><span> you notice the boy who steered the boat
that brought us back?—he had a face like
a cherub looked at through a magnifying-glass!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile, he of the magnified cherubic
countenance was rattling dice with a friend
preparatory to indulging in a well-earned
glass of Marsala. Outside the gunroom
pantry the grimy gentleman whose sphere
of duty lay in the picket-boat's stockhold
sought recognition of his services in an
upturned quart jug.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Which is also illegal, and contrary to
the King's Regulations and Admiralty Instructions.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-legion-on-the-wall"><span class="bold large">VIII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE LEGION ON THE WALL.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<dl class="docutils">
<dt class="noindent"><span>"Not now. Not now. Not yet."</span>
<br/><p class="first last noindent pfirst"><span>—</span><em class="italics">Sea Law and Sea Power</em><span>.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The last of the Battle Squadrons filed
majestically to its appointed anchorage. A
snake-like flotilla of Destroyers slid in under
the lee of the land and joined the parent
ship; wisps of smoke east and west heralded
the arrival of far-flung scouts. The great
annual War-game was at an end, and the
Fleet had met, with rime-crusted funnels and
rust-streaked sides, to talk it over and snatch
a breathing space ere returning to their wide
sea-beats and patrols. Evening drew on, and
the semaphores were busy waving invitations
to dinner from ship to ship. Opportunities
of meeting friends are none too frequent,
and when they occur, are often of the
briefest. So no time was lost, and a sort
of "General Post" ensued among Wardrooms
and Gunrooms.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the Flagship's Wardroom dinner was
over, and a haze of tobacco smoke spread
among the shaded lights and glinting plate.
Conversation that began with technical
discussion had become personal and reminiscent.
"Do you remember that time..." commenced
one. His immediate listeners nodded
delightedly, and sat with narrowed eyes and
retrospective smiles as the narrator continued,
twirling the stem of his wine-glass. Well
did they recall the story, but it had to be
told again for the joy of the telling, while
they supplemented with a forgotten name or
incident, harking back to the golden
yesterday, when the world went very well indeed.
The talk swung north to the Bering Sea
and south to Table Bay, forging swift links
with the past as it went. It would have
seemed to a stranger as if the members of
a club had met to discuss a common
experience. And yet these men were here
haphazard from a dozen ships—their club
the Seven Seas, and their common experience,
life, as it is to be met in the seaports
of the world. As chairs were pushed from
the table and the evening wore on, fresh
greetings sounded on all sides: "Hullo!
Old Tubby, as I live! Good Lord! How
long is it since—seven—nine—my dear soul!
It's ten weary years..." and so on. They
were all young men, too: almost boys, some
of them, with eager, excited faces, lean
with hard work—worthy sons of the same
grey, hard Mother.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Through the skylight came the opening
bars of the "Lancers," and there was a
general move on deck. The Gunroom was
there already, and, two sets being formed,
the dance began. Much it left in point of
elegance, it is to be feared, but it was fine
strenuous exercise. The last figure was
reached, and on completion of the
Grand-Chain, the two sets linked arms, dashed
whooping across the deck, and met in an
inextricable heap of arms, legs, crumpled
shirt-fronts and mess-jackets.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, my aunt!" gasped an ex-International,
crawling from beneath a mound of
assailants, and vainly striving to adjust
collar and tie. "My last boiled shirt—and
it's got to last another week!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently every one repaired to the
Wardroom, where corks were popping from
soda-water bottles, and an amateur humourist of
renown sat down to the piano as the
laughing crowd gathered round. A couple of
bridge-tables were made up, and the players
settled down with that complacent indifference
to outside distraction peculiar to men
who live habitually in crowded surroundings.
Seated astride the chairs at one end of the
mess, two teams of would-be polo-players
were soon locked in conflict, table-spoons and
an orange being accessories to the game.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The singer of comic songs had finished his
repertoire, and the Mess turned in search of
fresh distraction. "Come on, old Mouldy,
what about putting up your little turn?"
called out one, addressing a grave-faced
officer who sat smoking on the settee.
"Yes," chorussed half a dozen voices, "go
on, do!" The officer addressed as "Mouldy"
sat down at the piano, fingered the keys
contemplatively for a moment, and then in
a deep baritone voice began—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"God of our fathers, known of old,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Lord of our far-flung battle line,"</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>and so on to the end of the first verse. The
polo-players ceased their horseplay, and
leaned panting over the backs of their
wooden steeds to listen. The second verse
drew to a close—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"An humble and a contrite heart,"</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>and then the group round the singer joined
in the refrain—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Lest we forget, lest we forget!"</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>At the fourth verse the Mess clustered round
the piano. The bridge-players had laid their
hands down, and at the skylight overhead
appeared faces and the glint of uniforms. The
Gunroom started the last verse, and the rest
joined—men's voices, bass and tenor, lifting the
stately words in a great volume of harmony
up through the skylight into the night—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"All valiant dust that builds on dust,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>And guarding calls not thee to guard,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>For frantic boast and foolish word</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Thy mercy on thy people, Lord!</span></div>
<div class="inner line-block">
<div class="line"><span>Amen!"</span></div>
</div></div>
</div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The last solemn chord died away, and a
sudden silence fell upon the Mess: it was
some moments before the conversation once
more became general. By twos and threes
the guests departed. Groups clustered at
the gangways; the night was full of farewells
and the hooting of picket-boats' syrens.
Gradually the Mess emptied, and in the flat
where the midshipmen slept silence reigned
among the chests and hammocks. The
Admiral's guests had also departed, but on
the silent quarter-deck two tall figures
walked up and down, pipes in mouth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I wonder why they sang that thing," said
one musingly. His companion paused and
stared across the water at the lights of the
town. From there his gaze travelled round
to the silent Fleet, line after line of twinkling
anchor-lights and huge hulls looming through
the darkness. "Somehow, it seemed extraordinarily
appropriate, with things as they are
ashore just now."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You mean all these strikes and
rioting—class-hatred—this futile discussion about
armaments—brawling in Parliament....
'Lesser breeds without the law' gradually
assuming control....?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other nodded and turned again to the
sea; as he moved, a row of miniature
decorations on his jacket made a tiny clink. "Yes.
And meanwhile we go on just the same, talking
as little as they will let us—just working
on our appointed task: holding to our
tradition of 'Ready, Aye Ready!'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Our tradition—yes." His companion gave
a little grim laugh. "D'you know the story
of the last Legion left on the Wall—?" he
jerked his head towards where the Pole Star
hung in the starry heavens. "How Rome,
sliding into Chaos, withdrew her Legions till
only one was left to garrison the Wall. And
it was forgotten. Rumours must have reached
the fellows in that Legion of what was going
on at Home: of blind folly in high
places—corruption: defeat. The draggle-tailed Roman
Eagle must have been a jest in the
market-places of the world."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He paused, puffing thoughtfully. "You
can imagine them," he continued, "falling
back, tower by tower, on the centre: attacked
in front and behind and on both flanks by an
enemy they despised as barbarians, but who,
by sheer force of numbers, must annihilate
them in the end—unless Rome rallied,
suppose they could have retreated—or
compromised,—haggled for their skins. No one
would have thought less of them for it in
those days. But they had been brought up
in all the brave traditions of their Empire....
When you think of it, there wasn't much
left to fight for, except their proud traditions.
And yet they fought to the last ... while
the Roman Empire went fiddling into ruin."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Far away down the line a mast-head lamp
flickered a message out of the darkness. The
Fleet was resting like a tired giant; but the
pin-point of light, and another that answered
it on the instant a mile away, showed that its
sleep was light. "But the end is not yet,"
concluded the speaker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No," replied his companion. He made a
little gesture with his pipe-stem, embracing
the silent battle-array stretching away into
the night. "Not yet."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="a-tithe-of-admiralty"><span class="bold large">IX.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A TITHE OF ADMIRALTY</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>It was the hour preceding dinner, and a small
boy in the uniform of a Naval Cadet stood on
the balcony of an hotel at Dartmouth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Earlier in the day a tremendous
self-importance had possessed his soul; it was
begotten primarily of brass buttons and a
peaked cap, and its outward manifestation at
Paddington Station had influenced a
short-sighted old lady in her decision that he was a
railway official of vast, if premature,
responsibilities. He leaned over the balustrade and
looked up harbour; beyond the scattered
yachts and coal-hulks, black against the path
of the sunset, lay the old </span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span>. She
was moored, this cradle of a generation's
Naval destiny, where the Dart commenced to
wind among green hills crowned by woods and
red-brown plough lands; and as he stared,
the smaller vanities of the morning passed
from him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He was barely fifteen, and his ideas were
jumbled and immature, but in a confused
sort of way he thought of the thousands of
other boys those wooden walls had sheltered,
and who, at the bidding of unknown powers,
had gone down to the sea in ships.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He pictured them working their pinnaces
and cutters—as he would some day—soaked
and chilled by winter gales. Others departed
for the Mediterranean, where, if the testimony
of an aunt (who had once spent a winter at
Malta) was to be accepted, life was all picnics
and dances. He saw them yet farther afield,
chasing slavers, patrolling pirate-infested
creeks, fighting through jungle and swamp,
lying stark beneath desert stars, ... and
ever fresh ones came to fill the vacant places,
bred for the work—even as he was to be—on
the placid waters of the Dart, amid Devon
coombes. It was all a little vainglorious,
perhaps; and if his imagination was coloured
by the periodicals and literature of boyhood,
who is to blame him?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Why it was necessary for these things to be
he understood vaguely, if at all. But in some
dim way he realised it was part of his new
heritage, a sort of brotherhood of self-immolation
and hardship into which he was going to
be initiated.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His thoughts went back along the path of
the last few years that had followed his
father's death. With a tightening of the
heart-strings he saw how an Empire demands
other sacrifices. How, in order that men
might die to martial music, must sometimes
come first an even greater heroism of
self-denial. Years of thrift and contrivance, new
clothes foresworn, a thousand renunciations—this
had been his mother's part, that her son
might in time bear his share of the Empire's
burden.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She came out on to the balcony as the sun
dipped behind the hills, and the woods were
turning sombre, and slipped a thin arm inside
his. It is rarely given to men to live worthy
of the mothers that bore them; a few—a
very few—are permitted to die worthy of
them. Perhaps it was some dim foreknowledge
of the end that thrilled him as he drew
her closer.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They had dinner, and with it, because it was
such a great occasion, a bottle of "Sparkling
Cider," drunk out of wine-glasses to the
inscrutable Future. Another boy was dining
with his parents at a distant table, and at
intervals throughout the meal the embryo
admirals glanced at one another with furtive
interest. After dinner the mother and son
sat on the balcony watching the lights of the
yachts twinkling across the water, and talked
in low voices scarcely raised above the sound
of the waves lapping along the quay. At
times their heads were very close together,
and, since in the star-powdered darkness there
were none to see, their hands met and clung.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She accompanied him on board the following
day, to be led by a grave-faced Petty Officer
along spotless decks that smelt of tar and
resin. She saw the chest-deck, where servants
were slinging hammocks above the
black-and-white painted chests—the chest-deck
with its wide casement ports and rows of
enamelled basins, and everywhere that smell
of hemp and scrubbed woodwork.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Number 32, you are, sir," said the Petty
Officer; and as he spoke she knew the time
had come when her boy was no longer hers
alone.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They bade farewell by the gangway, under
the indifferent eyes of a sentry, and Number
32 watched the frail figure in the waterman's
boat till it was out of sight. Then he turned
with a desperate longing for privacy—anywhere
where he could go and blubber like a
kid. But from that time onwards (with the
rare exceptions of leave at home) he was
never to know privacy again.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">II.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The old </span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span> training consisted of
four terms, each of three months' duration,
during which a boy fresh from the hands
of a tutor or crammer had many things to
learn. He was taught to "drop everything
and nip!" when called; how, when, and
whom to salute. To pull an oar and sail a
boat; to knot, splice, and run aloft; how to
use a sextant. He learned that trigonometry
and algebra were not really meaningless
mental gymnastics, but a purposeful science
that guided men upon trackless seas. In
short, at an age when other schoolboys see
their education nearing its end, he had to
begin all over again, to be moulded afresh for
a higher purpose.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The path of the "New" in those days was
by no means strewn with roses. Jerry had to
submit to strange indignities and stranger
torments at the hands of Olympian "Niners"
(Fourth-term Cadets). He had to accustom
himself to bathe, dress and undress, to sleep
and to pray, surrounded by a hundred others.
There was also the business of the hammock,
in and out of which he was learning to turn
without dishonour.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But the conclusion of the first breathless
three months found him amazingly fit and
happy. His mind was stored with
newly-acquired and vastly interesting knowledge.
The beagles and football sweated the "callow
suet" off him and gave him the endurance of
a lean hound. He was fitting into the new
life as a hand into a well-worn glove.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The end of his second term brought the
coveted triangular badge on the right cuff
that marks the Cadet Captain among his
fellows. The duties (which are much the
same as those of monitor or prefect) offered
him his first introduction to the peculiar
essence we call tact, necessary in dealing with
contemporaries. About this time began his
friendship with Jubbs. This young gentleman's
real name was as unlike his sobriquet
as anything could be; among a community of
Naval Cadets this was perhaps a sufficient
</span><em class="italics">raison d'être</em><span>: anyhow none other was ever
forthcoming. They earned their "Rugger"
colours together as scrum and stand-off halves,
and as time went on a slow friendship matured
and knit between them. Their first sight of
each other had been in the hotel the evening
before joining. Thenceforward it pleased
the power that is called Destiny to run the
brief threads of their lives together to the end.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At the close of their third term they became
Chief Cadet Captains, and Jubbs' papa, a long,
lean baronet with a beak-like nose, came down
to attend the prize-giving. At the conclusion
of the ceremony he was piloted to the Canteen,
where the Cadet Captains were pleased to
"stodge" at his expense, while he—as one
who sits at meat among the gods—trumpeted
his satisfaction into a flaring bandana handkerchief.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At the end of the fourth and last term
Jerry's mother came down to see the last
prize-giving, and thus was present when her
son received the King's Medal. For one
never-to-be-forgotten moment she watched him turn
from the dais and come towards her, erect and
rather pale, with compressed lips. But the
cheering broke from the throats of three
hundred inveterate hero-worshippers like a
tempest, and then a mist hid him from her sight.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">III.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>A P. & O. liner, a few months later,
carried Jerry and Jubbs to China. During the
voyage they came in contact with a hitherto
unrecognised factor in life, and found
themselves faced with unforeseen perplexities. One
evening, as they leaned over the rail
experimenting gingerly with two cigars, Jubbs
unburdened himself. "... Besides, they
jaw such awful rot," was his final summary
of feminine allurements. Jerry nodded,
tranquil-eyed. "I know. I told Mrs
What's-her-name—that woman with the ear-rings—that
I'd got one mother already; and as I'm going
to China, and she's going to India, I didn't
see the use of being tremendous friends.
'Sides, she's as old as the hills."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Jerry! Jerry! The lady in question was
barely thirty, even if she had an unaccountable
partiality for taking him into the bows
to watch the moon rise over the Indian
Ocean.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They joined their ship at Hong-Kong, and
found themselves members of a crowded,
cockroach-haunted gunroom, where every one was
on the best of terms with every one else, and
there reigned a communism undreamed of in
their philosophy. It is said that in those
days of stress and novelty, among
unknown faces and unfamiliar surroundings,
their friendship bound them in ever-closer
ties. The Sub-Lieutenant, when occasion
arose for the chastisement of one, thrashed
the other out of sheer pity. They kept
watch, took in signal exercise, went ashore,
shot snipe, picnicked and went through their
multifarious duties generally within hail of
one another. Till at length Jerry's call of
"Jubbs!" and Jubbs' unfailing "Coming!"
brought half-wistful smiles to older eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Boxer rising broke out like a sudden
flame, and their letters home, those voluminous
and ill-spelt missives that meant so much
to the recipients, announced the momentous
tidings. Jerry was landing in charge of a
maxim gun; Jubbs was to be aide-de-camp
to the Commander. Their whites were being
dyed a warlike tint of khaki, and they were
being sent up to take part in the defence of
Tientsin. For a while silence, then at last
a letter scrawled in pencil on some provision
wrappers. Jerry boasted a three-weeks'
growth of stubble, and had killed several
peculiarly ferocious Boxer bravos. They were
looking forward to being moved up to
Peking for the relief of the Legations, and
there was practically no danger as long as
a fellow took reasonable precautions. He had
not seen Jubbs for some time, but expected
to meet him before long.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As a matter of fact, they came together
the next afternoon, and their meeting-place
was a Joss-house that had been converted into
a temporary field-hospital. Jerry was the first
to arrive, "in the bight of a canvas trough"—Jerry,
very white and quiet, a purple-brown
stain spreading over his dusty tunic and a
bullet lodged somewhere near the base of
the spine. Towards sunset he became
conscious, and the Red Cross nursing sister
supported his head while he drank tepid
water from a tin mug. "'Sparkling Cider,'"
he whispered weakly, "for luck, ... thank
you, mummie darling."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The firing outside was becoming intermittent
and gradually growing more distant,
when the patch of dusty sunlight in the
doorway was darkened by a fresh arrival.
The stretcher party laid him on the bed next
to Jerry and departed. The Surgeon made
a brief examination, and as he straightened
up, met the pitying eyes of the Red Cross
sister. He shook his head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The poor children," she whispered.
Outside there came a sudden renewal of firing
and the spiteful stammer of a maxim. It
died away, and there was silence, broken by
the buzzing of flies in the doorway and the
sound of some one fighting for his breath.
In the heavy air the sickly smell of iodoform
mingled with the odours of departed
joss-sticks and sun-baked earth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Suddenly, from a bed in the shadows, a
weak voice spoke—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Jubbs!" said Jerry.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A moment's pause, while the motionless
figure in the next bed gathered energy for
a last effort of speech. Then—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Coming!" said Jubbs.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-chosen-four"><span class="bold large">X.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE CHOSEN FOUR.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Admiral, it was rumoured, had said,
"Let there be Signal Midshipmen." Wherefore
the Flag-Lieutenant communed with the
Commander, who sent for the Senior Midshipman.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Senior Midshipman responded to the
summons with an alacrity that hinted at a
conscience not wholly void of offence.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Let there be Signal Midshipmen," said the
Commander, or words to that effect, "in four
watches."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye, aye, sir," said the Senior Midshipman.
He emerged from the Commander's
cabin and breathed deeply, as one who had
passed unscathed through a grave crisis.
Apparently that small matter of the
picket-boat's damaged stem-piece had been
overlooked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ere he was out of earshot, however, the
Commander spoke again. "By the way,"
added the Arbiter of his little destinies, "I
don't want to see your name in the leave-book
again until the picket-boat is repaired."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye, aye, sir," repeated the Senior
Midshipman. He descended to the Gunroom,
where, it being "make-and-mend" afternoon,
his brethren were wrapped in guileless
slumber. An 'Inman's Nautical Tables,'
lying handy on the table, described a
parabola through the air, and, striking a
prominent portion of the nearest sleeper's anatomy,
ricochetted into his neighbour's face. The
two sat up, glowered suspiciously at each
other for an instant, and joined battle. The
shock of their conflict overturned a form,
and two more recumbent figures awoke
wrathfully to "life and power and thought."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You four," announced the Senior Midshipman
calmly, when the uproar had subsided,
"will take on signal duty from to-morrow
morning." Then, having satisfactorily
discharged the duty imposed upon him, he
settled himself to slumber on the settee.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Three of the four, to whom this announcement
was made gasped and were silent.
</span><em class="italics">Signals</em><span>! Under the very eye of the Admiral!
Each one saw himself an embryo Flag-Lieutenant....
One even made a little prophetic
motion with his left arm, as though irked by
the aiguilette that in fancy already encircled
it. The fourth alone spoke—-</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Crikey!" he muttered, "an' my only decent
pair of breeches are in the scran-bag"[#]</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] The "scran-bag" is the receptacle
for articles of clothing,
&c., left lying about at
First Lieutenant's rounds in the
morning. Gear thus impounded can be redeemed
once a week by
payment of a bar of soap.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Men say that with the passing of "Masts
and Yards" the romance of the Naval Service
died. This is for those to judge who have
seen a fleet of modern battleships flung
plunging from one complex formation to
another at the dip of a "wisp of coloured
bunting," and have watched the stutter of a
speck of light, as unseen ships talk across
leagues of darkness.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The fascination of a game only partly
understood, yet ever hinting vast possibilities,
seized upon the minds of the Chosen Four.
Morse and semaphore of course they knew,
and the crude translations of the flags were
also familiar enough. But the inner mysteries
of the science (and in these days it is a very
science) had not as yet unfolded themselves.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At intervals the Flag-Lieutenant would
summon them to his cabin, where, with the
aid of the Signal Books and little oblong
pieces of brass, he demonstrated the working
of a Fleet from the signal point of view, and
how a mistake in the position of a flag in the
hoist might result in chaos—and worse.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Chosen Four sat wide-eyed at his feet
amid cigarette ash and the shattered fragments
of the Third Commandment.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Harbour watch-keeping perfected their
semaphore and Morse, till by ceaseless practice
they could read general signals flashed at a
speed that to the untrained eye is merely
a bewildering flicker. As time wore on they
began to acquire the almost uncanny powers
of observation common to the lynx-eyed men
around them on the bridge.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Each ship in a Fleet is addressed by hoisting
that ship's numeral pendants. The ship thus
addressed hoists an answering pendant in
reply. At intervals all through the day the
Signal Yeoman of the Watch would suddenly
snap his glass to his eye, pause an instant as
the wind unfurled a distant flutter of bunting
at some ship's yard-arm, and then jump for
the halyard that hoisted the answering
pendant. The smartness of a ship's
signal-bridge is the smartness of that ship, and in
consequence this is a game into which the
stimulus of competition enters, Signal
Boatswain, Midshipmen, and Yeomen vying with
each other to be the first to give the shout,
"Up Answer!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>One night at the Junior Officers' Club one
of the Chosen Four encountered another of his
ilk from a different ship: and, since at eighteen
(if you are ever to become anything) shop is a
right and necessary topic of conversation, they
fell to discussing their respective bridges.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently said he of the other ship, waxing
pot-valiant by reason of Marsala, "I'll bet you
a dinner ashore we'll show your pendants
before the week's up."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now should a ship fail to see a signal made
to her, other ships present can be very offensive
by hoisting the pendants of the ship addressed
at mast-head and yard-arms. This is to hold
the delinquent up as an object of scorn and
derision to the Fleet, and is a fate more
dreaded by right-minded signalmen than the
Plagues of Egypt.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"An' I'll give you fifteen seconds' grace,"
added the speaker.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The challenge was accepted, and for five
sweltering days—it was summer at Malta—the
two ships watched each other from sunrise
till dark, the pendants "bent" to the halyards
in readiness. On the evening of the sixth
day a thunderstorm that had been brewing
all the afternoon burst in a torrential
downpour over the harbour. At that instant a
signal crept to the flagship's yard-arm.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>On board the ship addressed the Midshipman
had dashed for the shelter of the bridge-house,
the Yeoman was struggling into an oilskin,
and the Second Hand had stepped into
the lee of a search-light.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand by—thirteen, fourteen..."
counted the small figure standing in the
driving rain on the flagship's bridge, watch in
hand: "fifteen, Hoist!" Then for the first
time in his short career he deserted his post.
Clattering pell-mell down the ladders to the
Gunroom, where the remainder of the Chosen
Four were playing cut-throat whist, he flung
back the drab-coloured curtain.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Got him!" he shouted triumphantly.
"By the aching stomach, I had him </span><em class="italics">cold</em><span>!"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>I have said that of the Chosen Four—three
saw visions, while the other bewailed the
inaccessibility till the end of the week of his best
trousers. Now of the four he alone came to
wear the aiguilettes of a Flag-Lieutenant, and
to-day the mysteries of Tactics, Fleet
Organisation and Formation, are to him as an open
book. A Baker Street photographer once had
the temerity to display his photograph in the
window, in uniform, tinted. Passing by, I
heard a woman gush foolishly to her
companion, "Oh, isn't he a darling!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The relevancy of this anon.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Another forsook the bunting-draped path of
Signals to climb to fame through the smoke
of many battle practices. He now adds after
his rank the cryptic initial (G). The third
married an heiress and her relations, and
retired. He has several children and is
reported to have lost interest in the Service.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The remaining one, when I saw him last,
had also lost interest in the Service. He was
lying in a curiously crumpled heap across the
stakes of a jungle stockade, his empty revolver
dangling by the lanyard round his neck. A
handful of his men fought like demons to
recover possession of the mutilated body.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sure," said a bearded Petty Officer, half
apologetically, wiping his cutlass with a
tussock of grass, "we couldn't lave him
there—an' himself somewan's darlin', likely..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Sailors are inveterate sentimentalists.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="a-committee-of-supply"><span class="bold large">XI.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A COMMITTEE OF SUPPLY.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper entered the Wardroom
and rang the bell with an air of gloomy
mystery.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The Russians are coming," he announced.
"Cocktail, please, waiter."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Young Doctor looked up from the
year-old 'Bradshaw' with which he was wont to
enliven moments of depression by arranging
mythical week-ends at friends' houses in
various parts of England. It was a dreary
amusement, and, conducted off the coast of
Russian Tartary, stamped him as the possessor
of no small imaginative powers.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Who said so?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Skipper: three Russian Destroyers, an'
we're to invite them to dinner, an' there's
nothing to eat." The Junior Watch-keeper
managed the affairs of the Mess for that
quarter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Those chaps feed like fighting-cocks,"
observed the Assistant Paymaster. "Let's
send for the Messman."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper applied himself
to his cocktail in silence, and the Celestial
bandit who, in consideration of a monthly levy
of thirty dollars per head, starved or poisoned
them according to his whim, appeared in the
doorway. The Mess broached the subject
with quailing hearts; it was proposed to dine
the representatives of a foreign Power. Could
he for once rise to the occasion and produce
a suitable repast?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Oriental summed up the situation with
impassive brevity—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No can do."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, rot!" said the Junior Watch-keeper,
who up to this juncture had been gracefully
pursuing the olive at the bottom of his glass
with the tip of his tongue. "Pull your socks
up, Ah Chee, an' think of something."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Messman brooded darkly. "S'pose
you go shore-side, catchee salmon, catchee
snipe, pl'aps can do."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"By Jove, yes," said the A.P., rising and
walking to the scuttle. "We never thought
of that. But it's a God-forsaken place—look
at it."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The ship was anchored in a little bay off
the mouth of a shallow river. On one side
the ground rose abruptly to a bleak
promontory, and on the other stretched a
waste of sand-dunes. Inland not a tree or
vestige of human habitation broke the dreary
expanse of plain, which was covered with
stunted bushes and rolled away to a range
of low hills in the distance.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All very fine to talk about salmon," said
the Young Doctor, "but there isn't a rod in
the ship, and no one could use it if there was."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Make one," suggested the Junior Watchkeeper,
with cheerful resource begotten of
cocktails.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But flies—? A rod's no good without
flies and things."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll make a spinner. They won't take a
fly in these parts, a fellow told me at
Shanghai. 'Sides, we can't chuck a fly."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Carpenter was summoned to the
conclave, and the result of his labours was a
formidable spar, resembling more closely a
hop-pole than a salmon-rod, some fourteen
feet in length.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why not take the lower boom and have
done with it?" inquired the Young Doctor,
who had abandoned 'Bradshaw' in favour of
his gun-case, and was dabbling with awful
joy in oil and cotton-waste.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper vouched no reply.
His was the spirit of the "Compleat Angler,"
and armed with a nippers and clasp-knife he
wrestled grimly with the lid of a tobacco-tin.
Half an hour's toil, conducted in profane
silence, resulted in a triangular object which,
embellished with red bunting and bristling
with hooks, he passed round for the startled
consideration of the Mess.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," admitted the Young Doctor, with
the air of one generously conceding a
debatable point, "you </span><em class="italics">might</em><span> catch the bottom,
with a certain amount of luck, but—" a well-flung
cushion cut short further criticism, and
the Committee of Supplies adjourned.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The rising sun next morning beheld three
depressed-looking figures disembarking on the
sandy beach. The Junior Watch-keeper had
fashioned a wondrous reel out of pieces of a
cigar-box, and the Boatswain had provided
about thirty fathoms of mackrel-line and some
thin wire. The A.P. essayed a joke about
using the rod as a flagstaff to commemorate
their landing, but it lacked savour—as indeed
jests do in the pale light of dawn. Wreaths
of mist hung over the river, swirling between
sandy banks, leaden-grey and noiseless. A
few gulls wheeled overhead, protesting at the
invasion with dismal cries, and the waves
broke whispering along the beach in an arc of foam.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The three adventurers gazed despondently
at the sand-dunes, the receding stern of the
boat, and finally each other's sleepy,
unshaven faces. The Young Doctor broke
suddenly into a feeble cackle of laughter. An
unfamiliar chord of memory vibrated, and
with it came a vision of a certain coffee-stall
outside Charing Cross Station and the Junior
Watch-keeper's wan face surmounted by a
battered opera-hat. "Jove!" he murmured.
"... Reminds me ... Covent Garden Ball...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The A.P. had toiled to the top of an
adjacent mound, from which, like Moses of old,
he "surveyed the landscape o'er." "Come
on," he shouted valiantly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," said the Junior Watch-keeper,
"</span><em class="italics">Vive le sport</em><span>! If there were no fools
there'd be no fun." He shouldered his
strange impedimenta and joined the A.P.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Away to their left a glint of water showed
intermittently as the river wound between
clumps of low bushes and hillocks. Patches
of level ground covered with reeds and coarse
grass fought with the sand-dunes, and
stretched away in dreary perspective to the
hills. Briefly they arranged their plan of
campaign: the Junior Watch-keeper was to
fish up-stream, the other two meeting him
about five miles inland in a couple of hours'
time. They separated, and the Junior Watchkeeper
dipped behind a rise and was lost to view.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It is not recorded what exactly the snipe
were doing that day. The Young Doctor had
it that they were "taking a day off," the
A.P. that they had struck the wrong part
of the country. But the melancholy fact
remains that two hours later they sat down to
share their sandwiches with empty bags and
clean barrels. A faint shout from out of the
distance started them again into activity.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He's fallen in," suggested the Young
Doctor with cheerful promptitude.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sat on the hook, more likely." There
was grim relish in the A.P.'s tone. Neither
was prepared for the spectacle that met their
astonished eyes when they reached the river.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Standing on a partly submerged sand-bank,
in the middle of the stream, dripping wet and
"full of strange oaths," was the Junior
Watchkeeper. The point of his rod was agitated
like the staff of a Morse signaller's flag, while
a smother of foam and occasional glimpses of
a silver belly twenty yards up-stream testified
that the age of miracles had not yet passed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Play him, you fool!" yelled the A.P.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't," wailed the Junior Watch-keeper,
battling with the rod. "The reel's jammed!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Look out, then!" shouted the Young
Doctor, and the safety-catch of his gun
snapped. "Let me have a shot——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But the Junior Watch-keeper had abandoned
his rod. Seizing the stout line in his
fingers, his feet braced in the yielding sand,
shamelessly he hauled the lordly fish, fighting,
to his feet. "Come on," he spluttered, "bear
a hand, you blokes!" The "blokes" rushed
into the shallows, and together they floundered
amid a tangle of line and showers of spray,
grabbing for its gills. Eventually it was
flung ashore, and the </span><em class="italics">coup de grâce</em><span>
administered with the butt-end of the A.P.'s gun.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Thirty pounds, if it's an ounce," gasped
the Junior Watch-keeper, wringing the water
out of his trousers. They stood and surveyed
it in amazed silence, struck dumb with the
wonder of the thing. Contrasted with the
salmon as they knew it—decorated with
sprigs of fennel on a fishmonger's slab—it
looked an uncouth creature, with an
underhung jaw and a curiously arched back. The
A.P. prodded it suspiciously with the toe of
his boot.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'S'pose it's all right—eh? Clean run, an'
all the rest of it?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Course it is," replied the Junior
Watchkeeper indignantly. He knew no more about
its condition than the other two, but his was
all the pride of capture. He relieved the
tedium of the return journey with tales of
wondrous salmon that lurked in pools beneath
the bank; unmoved they listened to
outrageous yarns of still larger salmon that
swam in open-mouthed pursuit of the
home-made spinner, jostling each other by reason
of their numbers. The Junior Watch-keeper
had set out that morning an honourable man,
who had never angled for anything larger
than a stickleback in his life. He returned
at noon hugging a thirty-pound salmon, his
mouth speaking vanity and lies.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"An' I nearly shot the damn thing," sighed
the Young Doctor at the close of the recital.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What </span><em class="italics">did</em><span> you shoot, by the way?" asked
the Junior Watch-keeper loftily.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing," was the curt reply, and his cup
of happiness ran over.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The principal guest of the evening eyed a
generous helping of salmon that was placed in
front of him, and turned to his neighbour.
"Pardon me," he said courteously, "but does
this fish happen to have been caught in any of
the local rivers?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>All eyes turned to the Junior Watchkeeper,
who, prevented by a mouthful from
replying, sat breathing heavily through his
nose. "Because if it was," went on the
Russian, "I think I ought to warn you—at
the risk of giving you offence—that local
salmon are poisonous. That is, unfit for
human consumption."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Followed an awful silence. The Young
Doctor broke it. "How interesting," he
observed feebly; "but why?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Russian shook his head. "I don't
really know. And I hope you will forgive
me for assuring you that they are dangerous
to the health."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh," said the captor faintly, "I've eaten
my whack!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The remainder of the dinner was not,
gastronomically speaking, a success. The Mess
and their guests eyed one another at intervals
with furtive apprehension, much as Cleopatra's
poisoned slaves must have awaited the
appearance of each other's symptoms. But it was
not until some hours later that the Young
Doctor was awakened by some one calling his
name aloud. He sat up in his bunk and
listened, and presently it was borne upon him
that somewhere, in the stillness of the night,
watches, the Junior Watch-keeper was dreeing
his weird.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="that-which-remained"><span class="bold large">XII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THAT WHICH REMAINED.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Oddly enough, no record exists of the origin
of his nickname. "Periwinkle" he had been
all through crammer and </span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span> days. As
senior Signal Midshipman of the
Mediterranean Flagship, he was still "The
Periwinkle," small for his years, skinny as a
weasel, with straight black hair, and grey
eyes set wide apart in a brown face; the
eyelashes, black and short, grew very close
together, which gave him the perpetual
appearance of having recently coaled ship and
neglected to clean the dust from his eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Signal Midshipmen of a fleet, especially
the Mediterranean Fleet of those days,
were essentially keen on their "job." The
nature of the work and inter-ship rivalry
provided for that. But with the Periwinkle,
Signals were more than a mere "job." They
formed his creed and recreation: the
flag-lockers were tarpaulin-covered shrines; the
semaphores spoke oracles by day as did the
flashing lamps by night. And the high priest
of these mysteries was the Flag-Lieutenant, a
Rugby International and right good fellow
withal, but, to the Periwinkle, a very god
who walked among men.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>To understand something of his
hero-worship you would need to have been on
the bridge when the Fleet put out to sea
for tactics. It was sufficient for the
Periwinkle to watch this immaculate, imperturbable
being snap out a string of signals
apparently from memory, as he so often did,
while hoist after hoist of flags leaped from
the lockers and sped skywards, and the
bridge was a whirl of bunting. Even the
Admiral, who spoke so little and saw so
much, was in danger of becoming a mere
puppet in the boy's sight.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But there was more than this to encourage
his ardour. The Flag-Lieutenant,
recognising the material of a signalman of unusual
promise, would invite the Periwinkle to his
cabin after dinner and unfold, with the aid
of printed diagrams and little brass oblongs
representing ships, the tactical and strategical
mysteries of his craft. There was one
unforgettable evening, too, when the Periwinkle
was bidden to dinner ashore at the Malta
Club. The dinner was followed by a dance,
whereat, in further token of esteem, the
Flag-Lieutenant introduced him to a lady of
surpassing loveliness—The Fairest (the
Periwinkle was given to understand) of All the
Pippins.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The spring gave place to summer, and the
island became a glaring wilderness of
sun-baked rock. For obscure reasons of policy
the Fleet remained at Malta instead of
departing on its usual cruise, and week after
week the sun blazed pitilessly down on the
awnings of the anchored ships. Week by
week the Periwinkle grew more brown and
angular, and lost a little more of his wiry
activity. The frequent stampedes up and
down ladders with signals for the Admiral
sent him into a lather like a nervous horse;
at the end of a watch his hair was wet
with perspiration and his whites hung
clammily on his meagre limbs. After a while,
too, he began to find the glare tell, and to
ease the aching of his eyes, had sometimes
to shift the telescope from one eye to the
other in the middle of a signal. As a matter
of fact, there was no necessity for him to
read signals at all: that was part of the
signalman's duty. And if he had chosen to
be more leisurely in his ascent and descent
of ladders, no one would have called him to
account. But his zeal was a flame within
him, and terror lest he earned a rebuke from
the Flag-Lieutenant for lack of smartness, lent
wings to his tired heels.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was August when the Flag-Lieutenant
sought out the Fleet Surgeon in the Wardroom
after dinner, and broached the subject
of the Periwinkle.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"P.M.O., I wish you'd have a look at
that shrimp; he's knocking himself up in
this heat. He swears he's all right, but he
looks fit for nothing but hospital."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So the Periwinkle was summoned to the
Fleet Surgeon's cabin. Vehemently he
asserted that he had never felt better in his
life, and the most the fatherly old Irishman
could extort from him was the admission that
he had not been sleeping particularly well.
As a matter of fact he had not slept for
three nights past; but fear lest he should
be "put on the list" forbade his admitting
either this or the shooting pain behind his
eyes, which by now was almost continual.
The outcome of the interview, however, was
an order to turn in forthwith. Next morning
the Periwinkle was ignominiously hoisted
over the side in a cot—loudly protesting at
the indignity of not even being allowed to
walk—en route for Bighi Hospital as a fever
patient.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">II.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The news of the world is transmitted to
Naval Stations abroad by cable, and
promulgated by means of Wireless Telegraphy to
ships cruising or out of reach of visual
signalling. At Malta the news is distributed
to ships present in harbour by semaphore
from the Castile, an eminence above the
town of Valletta, commanding the Grand
Harbour and nearly opposite the Naval
Hospital.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>One morning a group of convalescents
were sunning themselves on the balcony of
the hospital, and one, watching the life of
the harbour through a telescope, suddenly
exclaimed, "Stand by! They're going to
make the Reuter Telegram. I wonder how
the Navy got on at Lords."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's hopeless trying to read it," said
another, "they make it at such a beastly rate."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Periwinkle, fuming in bed in an
adjacent ward, overheard the speaker. In a
second he was on his feet and at the open
window, a tousled-haired object in striped
pyjamas, crinkling his eyes in the glare. "I
can read it, sir; lend me the glass."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You ought to be in bed, my son. Haven't
you got Malta Fever?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's very slight," replied the Periwinkle—as
indeed it was,—"and I'm quite as warm
out here as in bed. May I borrow your glass?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He took the telescope and steadied it
against a pillar. The distant semaphore
began waving, and the group of convalescents
settled down to listen. But no sound
came from the boy. He was standing with
the eye-piece held to his right eye, motionless
as a statue. A light wind fluttered the
gaudy pyjamas, and their owner lowered the
glass with a little frown, half-puzzled,
half-irritated.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I—it's—there's something wrong—" he
began, and abruptly put the glass to his
left eye. "Ah, that's better...." He
commenced reading, but in a minute or
two his voice faltered and trailed off into
silence. He changed the glass to his right,
and back to his left eye. Then, lowering
it, turned a white scared face to the seated
group. "I'm afraid I can't read any more,"
he said in a curiously dry voice; "I—it hurts
my eyes."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He returned the glass to its owner and
hopped back into bed, where he sat with
the clothes drawn up under his chin, sweating
lightly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>After a while he closed his left eye and
looked cautiously round the room. The tops
of objects appeared indistinctly out of a grey
mist. It was like looking at a partly fogged
negative. He closed his right eye and
repeated the process with the other. His field
of vision was clear then, except for a speck
of grey fog that hung threateningly in the
upper left-hand corner.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>By dinner-time he could see nothing with
the right eye, and the fog had closed on half
the left eye's vision.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At tea-time he called the Sister on duty—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My eyes—hurt ... frightfully." Thus the
Periwinkle, striving to hedge with Destiny.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Do they?" sympathised the Sister. "I'll
tell the Surgeon when he comes round
to-night, and he'll give you something for them.
I shouldn't read for the present if I were
you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Periwinkle smiled grimly, as if she
had made a joke, and lay back, every nerve
in his body strung to breaking-point.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't see, eh?" The visiting Surgeon
who leaned over his bed a few hours later
looked at him from under puzzled brows.
"Can't see—d'you mean...." He picked
up an illustrated paper, holding it about a
yard away, and pointed to a word in block
type: "What's this word?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Periwinkle stared past him with a face
like a flint. "I can't see the paper. I can't
see you ... or the room, or—or—anything....
I'm blind." His voice trembled.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>To the terror by night that followed was
added physical pain past anything he had
experienced or imagined in his short life. It
almost amazed him that anything could hurt
so much and not rob him of consciousness.
The next room held a sufferer who raved in
delirium: cursing, praying, and shrieking
alternately. The tortured voice rose in the
stillness of the night to a howl, and the
Periwinkle set his teeth grimly. He was
not alone in torment, but his was still the
power to meet it like a man.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>By the end of a week the pain had left
him. At intervals during this period he was
guided to a dark room—for the matter of
that, all rooms were dark to him—and
unseen beings bandied strange technicalities
about his ears. "Optic neuritis ... retrobulbar
... atrophy." The words meant
nothing to the boy, and their meaning
mattered less. For nothing, they told him,
could give him back his sight. After that
they left him alone, to wait with what
patience he might until the next P. & O. steamer
passed through.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His first visitor was the Chaplain, the most
well-meaning of men, whose voice quavered
with pity as he spoke at some length of
resignation and the beauty of cheerfulness in
affliction. On his departure, the Periwinkle
caught the rustle of the Sister's dress.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sister," said the boy, "will you please go
away for a few minutes. I'm afraid I have to
swear—out loud."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But you mustn't," she expostulated,
slightly taken aback. "It's—it's very wicked."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't help that," replied the Periwinkle
austerely. "Please go at once; I'm going to
begin."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Scandalised and offended—as well she
might be—she left the Periwinkle to his
godless self, and he swore aloud—satisfying,
unintelligible, senseless lower-deckese. But
when she brought him his tea an hour later
she found he had the grace to look ashamed
of himself, and forgave him. They
subsequently became great friends, and at the
Periwinkle's dictation she wrote long cheerful
letters that began: "My dear Mother," and
generally ended in suspicious-looking smudges.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Every one visited the Periwinkle. His
brethren from the Fleet arrived, bearing as
gifts strange and awful delicacies that usually
had to be confiscated, sympathising with the
queer, clumsy tenderness of boyhood. The
Flag-Lieutenant came often, always cheerful
and optimistic, forbearing to voice a word of
pity: for this the Periwinkle was inexpressibly
grateful. He even brought the Fairest of All
the Pippins, but the boy shrank a little from
the tell-tale tremor she could never quite
keep out of her voice. Her parting gift was
an armful of roses, and on leaving she bent
over till he could smell the faint scent of her
hair. "Good-bye," she whispered; "go on
being brave," and, to his wrathful astonishment,
kissed him lightly on the mouth.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was the Admiral's wife too—childless
herself—who, from long dealings with men,
had acquired a brusque, almost masculine
manner. As soon as he had satisfied
himself that she evinced no outward desire to
"slobber," the Periwinkle admitted her to
his friendship. He subsequently confessed to
the Sister that, for a woman, she read aloud
extremely well. "Well, I must be goin',"
she said one day at parting. "I'll bring John
up to see you to-morrow." When she had
gone, the Periwinkle smote his pillow.
"John!" he gasped.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"John" was the Admiral.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Even the crew of his cutter—just the
ordinary rapscallion duty-crew of the boat he
had commanded—trudged up one sweltering
Sunday afternoon, and were ushered with
creaking boots and moist, shiny faces into
his ward.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bein' as we 'ad an arfternoon orf, sir,"
began the spokesman, who was also the
Coxswain of the boat. But at the sight of the
wavering, sightless eyes, although prompted
by nudges and husky whispers, he forgot his
carefully-prepared sentences.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We reckoned we'd come an' give you a
chuck-up, like, sir," concluded another, and
instead of the elaborate speech they had
deemed the occasion demanded, they told him
of their victory in a three-mile race over a
rival cutter. How afterwards they had
generously fraternised with the vanquished
crew,—so generously that the port stroke—"'im
as we calls 'Nobby' Clark, sir, if you
remembers"—was at that moment languishing
in a cell, as a result of the lavish hospitality
that had prevailed. Finally, the Periwinkle
extended a thin hand to the darkness, to be
gripped in turn by fourteen leathery fists, ere
their owners tiptoed out of the room and out
of his life.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">III.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Periwinkle found blindness an easier
matter to bear in the ward of a hospital than
on board the P. & O. Liner by which he was
invalided home. A Naval Sick-berth Steward
attended to his wants, helped him to dress,
and looked after him generally. But every
familiar smell and sound of ship-life awoke
poignant memories of the ship-life of former
days, and filled him with bitter woe. He was
morbidly sensitive of his blindness, too, and
for days moped in his cabin alone, fiercely
repelling any attempt at sympathy or
companionship. Then, by degrees, the ship's
doctor coaxed him up into a deck-chair, and
sat beside him, warding off intruders and
telling stories with the inimitable drollery
that is the heritage of the surgeons of P. &
O. Liners. And at night, when the decks were
clear, and every throb of the propellers was
a reminder of the home they were drawing
near to, he would link his arm loosely within
the boy's and together they would walk to
and fro. During these promenades he
invariably treated the Periwinkle as a man of
advanced years and experience, whereby was
no little balm in Gilead.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Many people tried to make a fuss of the boy
with the sullen mouth, whose cheek-bones
looked as if they were coming through the
skin, and who had such a sad story. Wealthy
globe-trotters, Anglo-Indians, missionaries,
and ladies of singular charm and beauty, all
strove according to their lights to comfort
him. But by degrees they realised he never
wanted to play cat's-cradle or even discuss
his mother, and so left him in peace.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But the boy had a friend beside the doctor,
a grizzled major from an Indian Frontier
regiment, returning home on furlough with a
V.C. tacked on to his unpretentious name.
At first the Periwinkle rather shrank from a
fresh acquaintance—it is a terrible thing to
have to shake hands with an unknown voice.
But he was an incorrigible little
hero-worshipper, and this man with the deep
steady voice had done and seen wonderful
things. Further, he didn't mind talking
about them—to the Periwinkle; so that the
boy, as he sat clasping his ankles and staring
out to sea with sightless eyes, was told stories
which, a week later, the newspaper reporters
of the Kingdom desired to hear in vain.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He was a philosopher too, this bronzed,
grey-haired, warrior with the sun-puckered
eyes: teaching how, if you only take the
trouble to look for it, a golden thread of
humour runs through all the sombre warp
and woof of life; and of "Hope which
... outwears the accidents of life and reaches
with tremulous hand beyond the grave and
death."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>This is the nicest sort of philosophy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But for all that it was a weary voyage,
and the Periwinkle was a brown-faced ghost,
all knees and elbows and angularities by the
time Tilbury was reached. The first to board
the ship was a lady, pale and sweetly dignified,
whom the doctor met at the gangway and
piloted to the Periwinkle's cabin. He opened
the door before he turned and fled, and so
heard, in her greeting of the Periwinkle, the
infinite love and compassion that can thrill a
woman's voice.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>In a corner of the railway carriage that
carried them home, the Periwinkle—that
maimed and battered knight—still clung to
the haft of his broken sword. "I meant to do
so jolly well. Oh, mother, I meant you to be
so jolly proud of me. The Flag-Lieutenant
said I might have been ... if only it had
been an arm or a leg—deaf or dumb ... but
there's nothing left in all the world ... it's
empty—nothing remains."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She waited till the storms of self-pity and
rebellion passed, leaving him biting his fingers
and breathing hard. Then little by little,
with mysterious tenderness, she drew out the
iron that had entered the boyish soul. And,
at the last, he turned to her with a little
fluttering sigh, as a very tired child abandons
a puzzle. She bent her head low—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"This remains," she whispered.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-tizzy-snatcher"><span class="bold large">XIII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE TIZZY-SNATCHER.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>In the beginning he was an Assistant
Clerk—which is a very small potato indeed; his
attainments in this lowly rank were limited
to an extensive and intimate knowledge of
the various flavours of gum employed in the
composition of envelopes. Passing straight
from a private school, he began life in the
Gunroom of a sea-going ship, and was afraid
with a great amazement.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The new conditions amid which in future
he was to have his being unfolded themselves
in a succession of crude disillusionments. He
found himself surrounded by Midshipmen:
contemporaries, but, as they took care to
remind him, men in authority—beings with
vast, dimly conceived responsibilities:
barbarous in their manners, incomprehensive of
speech. To the pain of countless indignities
was added the fear of personal chastisement
(had he not read of such things?), and, having
been delicately nurtured, it is to be feared
that the days of his earlier service were not
without unhappiness.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>With the experience of a commission
abroad, however, things began to assume
their proper perspective. He became a
Clerk, R.N., and blossomed into the dignity
of a frock-coat and sword at Sunday
morning Divisions, whereby was no small balm
in Gilead.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Your Midshipman differs but little in point
of thoughtless cruelty from his brethren of
"Quad" and school bench. But the
mess-mates who (obedient to the boyish dictates
of inhumanity, and for the good of his
immortal soul) had chaffed and snubbed him
into maturity, now appreciated him for the
even temper and dry sense of humour he
acquired in the process.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Having mastered the queer sea-oaths and
jargon of a Gunroom, he learned to handle
an oar and sail a boat without discredit.
The Sub. took him on deck in the
dog-watches, and punched into him the
rudiments of the art of self-defence; and, lastly,
under the tutorship of a kindly Paymaster,
he came to understand dimly the inner
workings of that vast and complex organisation
that has its seat in Whitehall, by whose
mouths speak the Lords of Admiralty.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His twenty-first birthday confronted him
with the ordeal of an examination, which,
successfully passed, entitled him to a
commission in His Majesty's Fleet with the rank
of Assistant Paymaster.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For the next four years he continued to
live in the Gunroom, where, by reason of an
alleged unholy intimacy with the King's
Regulations and Admiralty Instructions, his
advice was commonly sought on questions
pertaining to the Service. His mode of
speech had become precise—as befitted a
wielder of the pen in life's battle, and one
versed in the mysteries of Naval Correspondence.
The ship's Office was his kingdom,
where he was Lord of the Ledgers, with a
lack of tan on face and hands that told of a
sedentary life in confined spaces: not
infrequently he wore glasses.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Some day he will become a Paymaster,
warden of the money-chest, and answerable
for the pay, victualling, and clothing of
every man on board. The years will bring
three gold rings to his cuff, a Fleet
Paymaster's grey hairs, and a nice perception
between the digestible and otherwise in
matters of diet.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The A.P. leaned back in his chair and
threw down his pen: in the glare of the
electric light his face looked white and tired.
Beside him the Chief Writer sat totalling a
column of figures: on deck a bell struck
midnight.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What d'you make it?" asked the A.P. wearily.
The Writer named a sum.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Penny out," replied the A.P. laconically,
picking up his pen again. Outside the Office
door, where the hammocks of the guard
were slung, a Marine muttered in his sleep.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The two great ledgers that lay open on
the desk contained the names of every man
on board. They were duplicates, worked
independently, and by a comparison of the
two mistakes could be detected and
rectified. Opposite the names were noted the
credits of pay and allowances, adjusted for
different charges, the period borne, and all
particulars affecting the victualling of each man.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah!" The missing penny had been
found. "It's in the account of that
confounded Ordinary Seaman who broke his
leave and got seven days cells," said the
A.P. "No. 215." He gave a sigh of relief
and closed the ledger. Perhaps he experienced
something of the satisfaction an author
might feel on writing the magic word "Finis." It
was his creation, every word and figure
of it, working as irrevocably as Destiny
towards its appointed end: and on the morrow
eight hundred men would file past the pay
tables, and in less than twenty minutes have
received, in coin or postal orders, the balance
of pay due to them.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm going to turn in now," said the A.P.
"We'll coin to-morrow."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now the coins on a Paymaster's charge are
of certain denominations—usually sovereigns,
half-sovereigns, florins, shillings, and sixpenny
bits. Each man is paid, as a rule, to the
nearest shilling, and the odd pence, if any,
are carried forward to the succeeding quarter.
Thus the pay due to a man is, say, £3, 19s. 4d.
He receives three sovereigns, a half-sovereign,
four florins, and a shilling; the four pence
are brought on to the next ledger. A
Paymaster is thus enabled to foretell with some
degree of accuracy the number of coins that
he must demand from time to time.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Having coined the total amount to be paid
out in wages, and ascertained the number of
coins of each denomination required, the
pay-trays were laid on the desk in the Office.
Each tray was made up of compartments
large enough to hold a man's pay.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Paymaster divested himself of his coat,
lit a pipe, and arranged side by side the two
bags containing sovereigns and half-sovereigns.
The A.P. similarly disposed of the florins and
shillings, so that he could reach them easily.
They contained the exact total amount
required for the payment in the requisite
coins.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ready, sir?" he asked.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Right," said the Paymaster.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Chief Writer read out the amount due
to the first man. Quick as a flash the amount
had clinked into the first division of the tray,
both officers making mental calculations as
to the coins required. For the next
half-hour the only sounds in the Office were the
voice of the Chief Writer and the tinkle of
the coins as each one was slipped into its
compartment. In an incredibly short time
the piles of gold and silver had melted away;
as a tray was filled it was placed in a box
and locked up in readiness for the payment.
The three faces grew anxious as the piles
dwindled and the number of empty
compartments lessened.... The last total was
reached: the Paymaster threw down two
sovereigns; the A.P. added a florin and a
shilling. The bags were empty: would it
"pan out"?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Two pounds three," read out the Chief
Writer, craning his neck to see the result.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank the Lord," murmured the A.P.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>On the quarter-deck, facing aft, the ship's
company were mustered: seamen, stokers,
artisans, cooks, and police, one after
another, as their names were called by the
A.P., stepped briskly up to the pay table,
where the Captain and the Commander
stood, scooped their wages into their caps
and hurried away. The Marines followed,
receiving their pay in their hands, with a
click of the heels and a swinging salute.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At the break of the forecastle an Ordinary
Seaman stood regarding a few silver coins in
his grimy palm. Having broken his leave
during the month and been awarded cells in
consequence, he had received considerably
less pay than usual—a penalty he had not
foreseen and did not understand.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bloomin' tizzy-snatcher," he muttered,
slipping the coins into his trousers-pocket.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He referred to the A.P.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="c-o-g-p-o"><span class="bold large">XIV.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"C/O G.P.O."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The bell above the door of the village
post-office tinkled and the Postmistress looked up
over her spectacles.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Is it yourself, Biddy?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A barefooted country girl with a shawl
over her head entered and shyly tendered an
envelope across the counter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can you tell me how much it will be,
Mrs Malone?" she queried. There was anxiety
in the dark-blue eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Postmistress glanced at the address.
"Sure, it'll go for a penny," she said
reassuringly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's a terrible long way for a penny,"
said the girl. "Sure, it's a terrible long way."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>From under her shawl she produced a coin
and stamped the envelope. It took some
time to do this, because a good deal
depended on the exact angle at which the
stamp was affixed. In itself it carried a
message to the recipient.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's grand writin' ye've got," said the
Postmistress, her Celtic sympathy aroused.
"An' himself will be houldin' it in his hands
a month from now."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl blushed. "Father Denis is after
learnin' me; an' please for a bit o' stamp-paper,
Mrs Malone," she pleaded softly, "the
way no one will be after opening it an' readin'
it in them outlandish parts." It was the
seal of the poor, a small square of
stamp-paper gummed over the flap of the envelope.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As she was concluding this final rite the
bell tinkled again. A fair-haired girl in
tweeds, carrying a walking-stick, entered
with a spaniel at her heels.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She smiled a greeting to both women.
"A penny stamp, please, Mrs Malone." She
stamped a letter she carried in her hand,
and turned the face of the envelope towards
the Postmistress. "How long is this going
to take getting to its destination?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Postmistress beamed. "Sure, himself—"
she began, and recollected herself.
"A month, me lady—no more." Outside, the
girl with the shawl over her head was standing
before the slit of the post-box; the other
girl came out the next moment, and the two
letters started on their long journey side by side.
As the two women turned to go, their eyes
met for an instant: the country girl blushed.
They went their way, each with a little smile
on her lips.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Destroyer, that for three hours had
been slamming through a head sea, rounded
the headland and came in sight of the
anchored Fleet.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Yeoman of Signals on the Flagship's
bridge closed his glass with a snap. "She's
got mails for the Fleet," he called to the
Leading Signalman. "I'll report to the
Flag-Lieutenant." As he descended to the
quarterdeck he met the Officer of the Watch.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Destroyer coming in with mails, sir." The
Lieutenant's face brightened; he called
an order to the Boatswain's Mate, who ran
forward piping shrilly. "A-wa-a-ay
picket-boat!" he bawled.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Flag-Lieutenant was reading in his
cabin when the Yeoman made his report.
Snatching up his cap, he hastened in to the
Admiral's apartments. "Destroyer arriving
with mails for the Fleet, sir." The Admiral
glanced at the calendar. "Ah! Eight days
since we had the last. Thank you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Flag-Lieutenant poked his head inside
the Secretary's Office. "Now you fellows
will have something to do—the mail's coming in!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank you," replied the Secretary's Clerk.
"But, Flags, </span><em class="italics">try</em><span> not to look quite so inanely
pleased about it. She's probably forgotten
all about you by now."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Destroyer with rime-crusted funnels
drew near, and men working on the upper
decks of the Fleet ceased their labours to
watch her approach. One of the side-party,
working over the side in a bowline, jerked
his paint-brush in her direction. "If I don't
get no letter this mail—so 'elp me I stops me
'arf pay," he confided grimly to a "Raggie,"
and spat sententiously. In the Wardroom
the married officers awoke from their
afternoon siesta and began to harass the Officer
of the Watch with inquiries. The news
spread even to the Midshipmen's Schoolplace,
and the Naval Instructor found
straightway that to all intents and purposes
he was lecturing on Spherical Trigonometry
to deaf adders.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>With the eyes of the Fleet upon her, the
Destroyer anchored at last, and the Flagship's
picket-boat slid alongside to embark
the piles of bloated mail-bags. As she swung
round on her return journey the Yeoman on
the Flagship's bridge glanced down at a
signal-boy standing beside the flag-lockers,
and nodded. Two flags leaped from the
lockers and sped to the masthead. Instantly
an answering flutter of bunting appeared on
each ship.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Send boats for mails." The Flagship had spoken.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>In Wardroom and Gunroom a rustling
silence prevailed. Each new-comer as he
entered rushed to the letter-rack and
hurriedly grabbed his pile of letters: there is
a poignant joy in seeing one's name on an
envelope twelve thousand watery miles away
from home, no matter whose hand penned
the address. In some cases, though, it mattered
a good deal.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Flag-Lieutenant retired to his cabin
like a dog with a bone, and became engrossed
with closely-written sheets that enclosed
several amateur snapshots. One or two
portrayed a slim, fair-haired girl in tweeds;
others a black spaniel. The Flag-Lieutenant
studied them through a magnifying-glass,
smiling.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Admiral, busy over his private
correspondence, was also smiling. He had been
offered another group of letters to tack after
his name (he had five already). The agent of
his estate at home had a lot to say about the
pheasants.... His wife sprawled an account
of life at Aix across eight pages. He had
been invited to be the executor of one man's
will and godfather to another's child. But a
series of impressionist sketches by his youngest
daughter (</span><em class="italics">ætat.</em><span> 5), inspired by a visit to the
Zoo, was what he was actually smiling over.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Up on the after-bridge the Yeoman of the
Watch leaned over the rail and whistled to
the signal-boy. "Nip down to my mess an'
see if there's a letter for me."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The boy fled down the ladder and presently
returned with a letter. The Yeoman took it
from him and turned it over in his hands,
scanning it almost hungrily.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The stamp was cryptically askew and the
flap of the envelope ornamented by a
fragment of stamp-paper.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"An' what the 'ell are </span><em class="italics">you</em><span> grinnin' at?"
he began. The boy turned and scampered
down the ladder into safety. The Yeoman
of Signals stood looking after him, the letter
held in his hand, when a bell rang outside the
signal-house. He put his ear to the
voice-pipe. The Flag-Lieutenant was speaking.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Make the following signal to the Destroyer
that brought our mails—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"To Commanding Officer. Admiral
requests the pleasure of your company to
dinner to-night at eight o'clock."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye, aye, sir." He turned away from
the voice-pipe. "</span><em class="italics">An'</em><span> 'e could 'ave my tot on
top o' that for the askin'."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-look-see"><span class="bold large">XV.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE "LOOK-SEE."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">SOUTHEND, AUGUST 1909.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>A bunting-draped paddle-steamer, listed over
with a dense crowd of trippers, thrashed her
leisurely way down the lines. On the
quarterdeck of one of the Battleships the Midshipman
of the Afternoon Watch rubbed the lense
of his telescope with his jacket cuff, adjusted
the focus against a stanchion, and prepared
to make the most of this heaven-sent
diversion. Over the water came a hoarse roar of
cheering, and, as she drew near, handkerchiefs
and flags fluttered along the steamer's rail.
The Lieutenant of the Watch, in frock-coat
and sword-belt, paused beside the Midshipman
and raised his glass, a dry smile creasing the
corners of his eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's up with them all, sir?" murmured
the boy delightedly. "My Aunt! What a
Banzai!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ever seen kids cheer a passing train?
Same sort of thing."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But look at the girl in white; she's half
off her chump—look at her waving her arms....
Friend of yours, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No—only hysterical. The man with her
is trying to make her stop." The sailor
laughed. "He's given it up ... now he's
waving too—what at?" He closed his glass.
"Curious, isn't it?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The steamer passed on, and a confused burr
of cheering announced that she had reached
the next silent warship. "It's all-same
'Maffick,'" he continued presently,
"Entente—Banzai—anything you like to call it. An'
when we've gone they'll come to their senses
and feel hot all over—like a fellow who wakes
up and finds his hat on the gas-bracket and
his boots in the water-jug!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Midshipman nodded: "I saw some
kids dancing round a policeman once. Made
the bobby look rather an ass—though as a
matter of fact I believe he rather liked it.
Bad for discipline, though," he added with
the austere judgment of eighteen summers.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A launch bumped alongside, and a stout
man in the stern-sheets shouted for permission
to come on board.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Do," said the Lieutenant gravely. The
stout man took a valedictory pull at a black
bottle in the stern-locker, pocketed a handful
of shrimps for future consumption, and,
accompanied by three feminine acquaintances,
laboriously ascended the ladder. They gazed
stolidly and all uncomprehending at the sleek
barbette guns, the snowy planking underfoot,
over which flickered the shadow of the White
Ensign, and finally wandered forward through
the screen-doors, where they were lost to view
among the throngs of sightseers.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The afternoon wore on; every few minutes
a launch or steamer swirled past, gay with
bunting and parasols. Many carried bands,
and in the lulls of cheering the light breeze
bore the notes of martial, if not strictly
appropriate, music across the line. An Able
Seaman paused in his occupation of burnishing
the top of the after-capstan, and passed the
back of his hand across his forehead.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Proper dizzy, ain't they?" he remarked
in an undertone to a companion. "Wot's the toon?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sons of the Muvverland," replied the
other. He sucked his teeth appreciatively,
after the manner of sailor-men, and added,
"Gawd! Look at them women!..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A launch with a crimson banner, bearing
the name of a widely-circulated halfpenny
paper, fussed under the stern. A man in a
dingy white waistcoat hailed the quarter-deck
in the vernacular through a megaphone.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, thank you," came the clear-cut reply;
"we have to-day's papers." The Lieutenant
hitched his glass under his arm and resumed
his measured walk. "I'm no snob, Lord
knows," he confided to the other, "but it
bores me stiff to be patted on the head by
the halfpenny press— Sideboy! pick up
those shrimps' heads that gentleman dropped."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>By degrees the more adventurous spirits
found their way down between decks, where,
in a short time, the doorway of each officer's
cabin framed a cluster of inquisitive heads.
In one or two cases daring sightseers had
invaded the interiors, and were examining
with naïve interest the photographs, Rugby
caps, dented cups, and all the </span><em class="italics">lares atque
penates</em><span> of a Naval Officer.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Ere, Florrie!" called a flushed maiden
of Hebraic mien, obtruding her head into the
flat, "come an' look!" She extended a silver
photograph frame,—"Phyllis Dare—signed
an' all!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other sighed rapturously and examined
it with round-eyed interest. Then she gazed
round the tiny apartment. "</span><em class="italics">Ain't</em><span> 'e a one!
Look at 'is barf 'anging on the roof!..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The harassed sentry evicted them with
difficulty.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Better'n Earl's Court, this is," opined a
stout lady, who, accompanied by a
meek-looking husband and three children, had
subsided on to a Midshipman's sea-chest.
She opened the mouth of a string-bag.
"Come on, 'Orace—you just set down this
minute, an' you shall 'ave 'arf a banana."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A very small Midshipman approached the
chest. "I hate disturbing you, and Horace,"
he ventured, "but I want to go ashore, and
all my things are in that box you're sitting
on—would you mind...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ma!" shrilled a small boy, indicating the
modest brass plate on the lid of the chest
they had vacated. "Look—" he extended
a small, grubby forefinger, "'e's a Viscount!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Garn," snapped his father, "that's swank,
that is. Viscounts don' go sailorin'—they
stops ashore an' grinds the faces of the poor,
an' don' forget what I'm tellin' of you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Marine Sentry overheard. "Pity they
don' wash 'em as well," he observed
witheringly. His duties included that of servant
to the Midshipman in question, and he
resented the scepticism of a stranger who sat
on the lid of his master's chest eating cold
currant pudding out of a string-bag.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>On the pier-head a dense perspiring crowd
surged through gates and barriers, swarmed
outward into all the available space, and
slowly congested into a packed throng of
over-heated, over-tired humanity. Those
nearest the rails levelled cheap opera-glasses
at the distant line of men-of-war stretching
away into the haze, each ship with her
attendant steamer circling round her. An
excursion steamer alongside hooted
deafeningly, and a man in a peaked cap on her
bridge raised his voice above the babel,
bellowing hoarse incoherencies. A gaitered
Lieutenant clanked through the crowd, four
patrol-men at his heels, moving as men do
who are accustomed to cramped surroundings.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At the landing-stages, where the crowd
surged thickest, the picket-boats from the
Fleet swung hooting alongside, rocking in the
swell. As each went astern and checked her
way, the front of the excited throng of
sightseers bellied outward, broke, and poured
across the boats in a wild stampede for seats.
They swayed on the edge of the gunwales,
floundered hobnailed over enamelled casings,
were clutched and steadied on the heaving
decks by barefooted, half-contemptuous men.
The Midshipmen raised their voices in
indignant protest: drunk and riotous liberty-men
they understood: one "swung-off" at
them in unfettered language of the sea, or
employed the butt-end of a tiller to back an
ignored command on which their safety
depended. But here was a people that had
never known discipline—had scorned the
necessity for it in their own unordered lives.
The Midshipman of the inside pinnace
jerked the lanyard of the syren savagely.
"Look at my priceless paintwork! look at—</span><em class="italics">That's</em><span>
enough—no more in this boat—it's not
safe! Please stand back, it's—oh, d——!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A man, in utter disregard of the request, had
picked up a child in his arms and jumped
on board, steadying himself by the funnel guys.
"Orl right, my son, don't bust yerself," he
replied pleasantly.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>An old woman forced her way through the
crush towards the Lieutenant of the Patrol,
who with knotted brows was trying to grasp
the gist of a signal handed to him by a
coastguard.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I want to see my 'usband's nephew," she
explained breathlessly; "'e's in 39 Mess." The
Lieutenant smiled gravely. "What
ship?" She named the ship, and stood expectant,
a look of confidence on her heated
features, as if awaiting some sleight-of-hand
trick. There was something dimly prophetic
in the simple faith with which she voiced her
need.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I see. Will you excuse me a minute while
I answer this signal, and I'll send some one to
help you find the right boat."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A Petty Officer guided her eventually to the
landing-place and saw her safely embarked;
he returned to find his Lieutenant comforting
with clumsy tenderness a small and lacrymose
boy who had lost his parents, turning from
him to receive the reproaches of a lady whose
purse had been stolen. The two men exchanged
a little smile, and the Petty Officer
edged a little nearer—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Arf an hour on the parade-ground at
Whale Island,[#] sir, I'd like to 'ave with some
of 'em," he confided behind a horny palm.
The jostling throng surged round him, calling
high heaven to witness the might of its possessions.</span></p>
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<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] The hotbed of Naval Discipline.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"</span><em class="italics">I'd</em><span> make 'em 'op..." he murmured dreamily.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="watch-there-watch"><span class="bold large">XVI.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"WATCH THERE, WATCH!"</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>Dinner in the long, antler-hung mess-room
of the Naval Barracks had come to an end.
Here and there along the table, where the
shaded lights glinted on silver loving-cups
and trophies, a few officers lingered in pairs
over their coffee. Presently the band moved
down from the gallery that overlooked one
end of the Mess, and began playing in the
hall. This was the signal for a general move
to the smoking-room, where a score of figures
in mess undress uniform were grouped round
the fire, lighting pipes and cigars and
exchanging mild, after-dinner chaff.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A few couples of dancing enthusiasts were
solemnly revolving in the hall. Others made
their way up the broad staircase to the
billiard-room, or settled down at the bridge
tables.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Come on," shouted a tall Commander
seated on the "club" fender in the
smoking-room, "what about a game of skill or
chance? Come up to the billiard-room, and
bring your pennies!" He stirred a form
recumbent in an arm-chair with the toe of
his boot. "What about you, young feller?
Are you going to play pool?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The young Lieutenant shook his head.
"Not to-night, sir, thanks. I'm going to
bed early: I've got the Night Guard trip."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Gradually the room emptied. The figure
in the arm-chair finished the paper he was
reading, glanced at the clock and rose,
knocking the ashes out of his pipe. "Call
me at 1.15," he said to the hall porter as
he passed him on his way to his room.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>An officer, immaculate in evening dress,
who was putting his overcoat in the hall,
overheard the speaker, and laughed. "That's
the spirit! Early to bed, early to rise,
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"More'n you'll ever be, my sprig o'
fashion," grumbled the Lieutenant, and
passed on.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>The Lieutenant of the Night Guard went
cautiously down the wooden steps of the
Barracks' Pier that led to the landing-place.
Cautiously, because the tide was low, and
experience had taught him that the steps
would be slippery with weed. Also the
night was very dark, and the lights of the
steamboat alongside showed but indistinctly
through the surrounding fog. At the bottom
of the steps one of the boat's crew was
waiting with a lantern. Its rays lit for
a minute the faces of the two men, and
gleamed on the steel guard of the cutlass
at the bearer's hip.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Infernal night!" said the Lieutenant from
the depths of his overcoat collar. He had
just turned out, and there was an exceeding
bitterness in his voice. The lantern-bearer
also had views on the night—possibly
stronger views—but refrained from any reply.
Perhaps he realised that none was expected.
The other swung himself down into the
sternsheets of the boat, and, as he did so, the
Coxswain came aft, blowing on his hands.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Carry on, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Please. Usual rounds: go alongside a
Destroyer and any ship that doesn't hail.
Fog's very thick: got a compass?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There's a compass in the boat, sir." The
Coxswain moved forward again to the wheel,
wearing a slightly ruffled expression which,
owing to the darkness and the fact that
there was no one to see it, was rather
wasted. For thirty years he'd known that
harbour, man and boy, fair or foul, and his
father a waterman before him.... He
jerked the telegraph bell twice, gave a
half-contemptuous turn to the wheel, and
spat overside.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Compass!" he observed to the night.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The boat slid away on its mission, and
the shore lights glimmered wan and
vanished in the fog astern. A clock ashore
struck the hour, and from all sides came the
answering ships' bells—some near, some far,
all muffled by the moisture in the heavy
atmosphere.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ding-ding! Ding! Half-past one.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He who had borne the lantern deposited
it in the tiny cabin aft, and with a thoughtful
expression removed a frayed halfpenny paper
from the inside of the breast of his jumper.
To carry simultaneously a cutlass and a comic
paper did not apparently accord with his
views on the fitness of things, for he
carefully refolded the latter and placed it under
the cushions of the locker. Then he
unhooked a small megaphone from the
bulkhead, and came out, closing the sliding-door
behind him. Finally he passed forward into
the bows of the boat, where he remained
visible in the glare of the steaming light,
his arms crossed on his chest, hands tucked
for warmth one under each arm-pit, peering
stolidly into the blackness ahead.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Once in mid-stream the fog lessened.
Sickly patches of light waxed out of
indistinctness and gleamed yellow. Anon as
they brightened, a human voice, thin and
lonely as a wraith's, came abruptly out of
the night.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Boat ahoy!" The voice from nowhere
sounded like an alarm. It was as if the
darkness were suddenly suspicious of this
swiftly-moving, palpitating thing from across
the water. The figure in the bows removed
his hands from his arm-pits, picked up the
megaphone, and sent a reassuring bellow in
the direction of the hail.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Guard Boat!" he answered, and as he
did so a vast towering shape had loomed
up over them. "Answer's, 'Guard Boat!'
sir," said the faint voice somewhere above
their heads, addressing an unseen third
person. A dark wall appeared, surmounted by
a shadowy superstructure and a giant tripod
mast that was swallowed, long before the
eye could reach its apex, in vapour and
darkness. The sleek flanks of guns at rest
showed for an instant.... A sleeping
"Super-Dreadnought." It faded into the
darkness astern; then nothing but the mist
again, and the throb of the boat's engines.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Another, and another, and yet another
watchful Presence loomed up out of the
night, hailed suspiciously, and, at the
megaphone's answering bellow, merged again into
the silent darkness. A figure stepped aft
in the Guard Boat and adjusted the tarpaulin
that covered the rifles lying on top of the
cabin: moisture had collected among the
folds in little pools. Then the engine-room
gong rang, and a voice quite near hailed
them. A long black shadow appeared
abreast, and the Guard Boat slid alongside a
Destroyer at anchor. The dark water
between the two hulls churned into foam as
the boat reversed her engines. A tall
figure holding a lantern leaned over the
Destroyer's rail.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Night Guard," said the Lieutenant curtly.
As he came forward, three men climbed
silently up from below and stood awaiting
orders at his side. The lantern shone
unsteadily on their impassive faces.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Are you the Quartermaster?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yessir." The tall man in oilskins leaning
over the Destroyer's rail lowered his lantern.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right, I won't come inboard. All correct?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All correct, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Right. Put it in the log that I've
visited you. Good-night."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good-night, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The gong clanged, and the Guard Boat
slid away into the mist again. The
figure in the bows was relieved by a
comrade, and together with the remaining two
vanished down the foremost hatch. The
faint reek of Navy tobacco drifted aft to
the stern-sheets, where the Lieutenant of
the Night Guard had resumed his position,
leaning against an angle of the cabin with
his hands deep in the pockets of his
overcoat. He was reflecting on the strangeness
of a profession that dragged a man from his
bed at one o'clock in the morning, to steam
round a foggy harbour in the company of
armed men, these times of piping peace.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Once a night throughout the year, in every
Dockyard Port in the kingdom, a launch slid
away from the Depot jetty, slipped in and
out among the anchored ships, and
returned to her moorings when the patrol
was completed. Why? Some grim significance
surely lay in the duty, in the abrupt
hails that stabbed the stillness, greeting the
throb of her engines: in the figure of the
armed man in the bows with the
megaphone, ready to fling back the reassuring
answer....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He shifted his position and glanced
forward. The bowman was chewing tobacco,
and every now and again turned his head
to spit overside. Each time he did so
the port bow-light lit his features with a
ruddy glare. It was a stolid countenance,
slightly bored.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant smiled gravely. Did the
figure wonder why he wore a cutlass in
peace time? Did he realise the warning it
embodied—the message they conveyed night
by night to the anchored ships? His
thoughts took a more sombre turn. Would
the night ever come—just such a night as
this—and under the fog a Menace glide in
among the blindfold Fleet? To the first hail
of alarm answer with a lever released, a
silvery shadow that left a trail of bubbles
on the surface.... And then—the fog
and silence riven to the dark vault of
heaven.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He raised his head. "All right, Coxswain,
enough for to-night. Carry on back." Over
went the helm: the boat swung round on a
new course, heading whence she had come
an hour before.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Carry on back! It was so easy to say.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His thoughts reverted to the grim picture
his imagination had created. How would
that shadowy Terror, her mission fulfilled,
"carry on back"? Wheel wrenched over,
funnels spouting flame, desperate men
clinging to the rail as she reeled under the
concussion, racing blindly through the outraged
night for safety.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Thus had a warring Nation written a
lesson across the map of Manchuria for
all the world to read—and, if they might,
remember.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Where did he come in, then—this figure
leaning thoughtfully against the angle of
the steamboat's cabin? What was his
mission, and that of the steamboat with its
armed crew, night after night, in fog and
by starlight, winter and summer...?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A chord of memory vibrated faintly in
his mind. There was a phrase that summed
it up, learned long ago.... He was a
cadet again on the seamanship-deck of the
old </span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span>, at instruction in a now
obsolete method of sounding with the
Deep-Sea Lead and Line. They were shown how,
in order to obtain a sounding, a number
of men were stationed along the ship's side,
each holding a coil of the long line. As
the heavy lead sank and the line tautened
from hand to hand, each man flung his coil
overboard. As he did so he called to warn
the next—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Watch there, watch!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The steamboat, slowed as she passed close
under the stern of a battleship. The fog had
lifted, and the Officer of the Middle Watch
was leaning over the quarter-deck rail. The
Lieutenant of the Night Guard raised his
head, and in the gleam of the ship's stern
light the two officers recognised each other.
They had been in the </span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span>, together.
The former laughed a greeting.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Go back to bed, you noisy blighter!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The cloaked figure in the boat chuckled.
"That's where I am going," he called back.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="farewell-and-adieu"><span class="bold large">XVII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"FAREWELL AND ADIEU!"</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper paused at the
corner of the street and smote the pavement
with the ferrule of his stick.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Lord!" he ejaculated, "to think this is
the last night! Look at it all...." Dusk
had fallen, and with it a wet mist closed
down on the town. The lights from the
shop windows threw out a warm orange glow
that was reflected off the wet pavements
and puddles in the street. The shrill voice
of a paper-boy, hawking the evening paper,
dominated all other sounds for a moment.
"Eve ... nin' Er-r-rald!" he called. Then,
seeing the two figures standing irresolute on
the kerb, ran towards them.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Evenin' 'Erald! sir? Naval 'Pointments,
sir ... To-night's Naval 'Point——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant shook his head half impatiently,
then added as if speaking to himself,
"No—not yet." It was such a familiar
evening feature of life ashore in a
Dockyard Port, that hoarse, "jodelling" cry.
One bought the paper and glanced through
the columns over a gin-and-bitters at the
Club. But this was the last night: every
familiar sensation and experience should be
flavoured in their turn—ere they two went
hence and were no more seen!</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Young Doctor at his elbow gave a
curt laugh: "We shan't be very interested
in the Appointments to-morrow night, Jerry!" An
itinerant seller of violets drifted down
the pavement and thrust his fragrant
merchandise upon them.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What shall we do first?" asked the
Junior Watch-keeper. "Let's go and have
our hair cut and a shampoo."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I hate having my hair cut," pleaded the
Surgeon.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Never mind: it's all part of the show.
You won't get another chance of talking
football to a barber for years.... And that
awful green stuff that he rubs in with a bit
of sponge—oh, come on!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Together they drifted up the familiar
street, pausing to stare into shop windows
with a sudden renewal of interest that was
half pathetic. A jeweller's shop, throwing
a glittering white arc of light across the
pavement arrested their progress.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I never realised before," mused the
Surgeon, "how these fellows cater for the
love-lorn Naval Officer. Look at those brooches:
naval crowns; hat-pins made of uniform
buttons, bracelets with flags done in
enamel—D-E-A-R-E-S—" he spelt out, and broke off
abruptly, "Pouf! What tosh!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other was fumbling with the door-latch.
"Half a minute, Peter, there's something I've
just remembered..." and vanished inside
muttering. The Young Doctor caught the
words "some little thing," and waited outside.
The traffic of the street, a fashionable
shopping street in a Dockyard town at
6 P.M., streamed past him as he stood there
waiting. Girls in furs, with trim ankles,
carrying parcels or Badminton raquets,
hurried along, pausing every now and again
to glance into an attractive shop window.
Several tweed-clad figures, shouldering golf
clubs, passed in the direction of the railway
station; one or two nodded a salutation as
they recognised him. Little pigtailed girls
with tight skirts enclosing immature figures,
of a class known technically as the "Flapper,"
drifted by with lingering, precocious stares.
The horns of the motors that whizzed along
the muddy street sounded far and near. They,
together with the clang and rumble of
tram-cars a few streets away, and the voices of the
paper-boys, dominated in turn all other sounds
in the mirky night air. The man with the
basket of violets shuffled past again, and
left a faint trail of fragrance lingering.
Long after that night, in the uttermost parts
of the earth he remembered it, and the
half-caught scent of violets, drifting from a
perfume shop in Saigon, was destined to
conjure up for the Surgeon a vision of that
glittering street, with its greasy pavement
and hurrying passers-by, and of a pair of
grey eyes that glanced back for an instant
over their owner's furs....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper reappeared,
buttoning up his coat. "Sorry to have kept
you waiting, Peter," and fell into step beside
his companion.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Half an hour later they emerged from
the hairdresser's establishment, clipped and
anointed as to the head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now," breathed the Lieutenant, "where to?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sawdust Club!" said the Surgeon. They
crossed the road and turned up a narrow
passage-way. As they quitted the street, a
diminutive boy, with an old, wizened face
and an unnaturally husky voice, wormed his
way in under the Young Doctor's elbow, "'Erald,
sir? Latest, sir! Naval—" The Surgeon
slipped a sixpenny bit into his hand and
took the proffered paper, still damp from
the press. They entered a long vault-like
apartment, its floor strewn with sawdust
and long counters and a row of wooden
stools extending down each side. Behind
the counters rose tiers of barrels, and in
one corner was a sandwich buffet, with
innumerable neat piles of sandwiches in a
glass case. The place was crowded with
customers: a bull-dog sauntered about the
floor, nosing among the sawdust for pieces
of biscuit. As the new-comers entered several
of the inmates, perched on their wooden stools,
looked round and smiled a greeting.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah-ha! Last night in England, eh?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," replied the Junior Watch-keeper,
"the last night." He sniffed the mingled
aroma of sawdust, tobacco-smoke, and the
faint pungent smell of alcohol. "Good old
pot-house! Good old Sawdust Club! Dear,
dear, curried egg sandwiches! ... </span><em class="italics">And</em><span> a
drop of sherry white-wine 'what the orficers
drinks'—yes, in a dock-glass, and may the
Lord ha' mercy on us!"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"And now," said the Young Doctor, "a
'chop-and-chips,' I think."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A mixed-grill," substituted the other.
"Kidney and sausage and tomato and all
the rest of it. Oh yes, a 'mixed-grill.'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They entered swing-doors, past a
massive Commissionaire, who saluted with
a broad smile. "They're askin' for you
inside, sir," he whispered jocularly to the
Junior Watch-keeper. "Wonderin' when you
was comin' along.... Sailin' to-morrow, ain't
you, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Together the "last-nighters" descended a
flight of carpeted stairs and entered a
subterranean, electric-lit lounge bar. A dozen
or more of Naval men were standing
about the fireplace and sitting in more or
less graceful attitudes in big saddle-bag
arm-chairs. The majority were conducting a
lively badinage with a pretty, fair-haired
girl who leaned over the bar at one end of
the room. She smiled a greeting as the
new-comers entered, and emerged from her
retreat. The Junior Watch-keeper doffed his
hat with a low bow and hung it on the
stand. Then he bent down, swung her into
his arms, and handed her like a doll to the
Young Doctor, who in turn deposited her on
the lap of a seated Officer reading the
evening paper. "Look what I've found."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>With a squeal she twisted herself to her
feet and retreated behind the bar again, her
hands busy with the mysteries of hair-pins.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo! hullo!" Greetings sounded on
all sides. A tall broad-shouldered figure
with a brown beard elbowed his way through
the crush and smote the Junior Watch-keeper
on the breast-bone.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Dear sakes! Where have you sprung
from? I just come from the Persian Gulf,
and it's a treat to see a familiar face!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We're off to China again to-morrow," said
the other, a half-suppressed note of
exultation in his voice—"China-side again! Do
you remember...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The bearded one nodded wistfully. "Do I
not! ... You lucky devils.... Oh, you
lucky devils! Here, Molly——"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The waiter sought them presently with the
time-honoured formula: "Your grill's spoilin',
gentlemen, please," and they took their places
in the mirror-walled grill-room, where the
violins were whimpering some pizzicato
melody. A girl with dark eyes set a shade
obliquely in a pale face, seated at the grand
piano, looked across as they entered and
smiled a faint greeting to the Young Doctor.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I think we're entitled to a voluntary from
the pianist to-night," said the other
presently, his mouth full of mixed-grill. "What
shall we ask for?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other thought for a moment. "There's
a thing ... I don't know what it's called
... it's like wind in the leaves—</span><em class="italics">she</em><span> knows." He
beckoned a waiter and whispered. The
girl with the pale face looked across the room
and for an instant met the eyes of the Young
Doctor; then she ran her fingers lightly
over the keys and drifted into Sinding's
</span><em class="italics">Frühlingsrauschen</em><span>.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Surgeon nodded delightedly. "That's
the thing.... Good girl. I don't know
what it's called, but it reminds me of
things." He munched cheerfully, pausing anon
to bury his face in a tankard of beer, and they
fell to discussing prospects of sport up the
Yangtse. Once or twice as she played, the
girl behind the piano allowed her dark eyes
to travel across the crowded grill-room over
the heads of the diners, and her glance
lingered a moment at the table where the two
"last-nighters" were seated. The first violin,
who was also a musician, sat with a rapt
expression, holding his fiddle across his knees.
When the piece was over he started abruptly—so
abruptly it was evident that for him a
spell had broken. He looked up at the pianist
with a queer, puzzled expression, as if
half-resentful of something.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Young Doctor was arranging forks and
a cruet-stand in a diagram on the table-cloth.
"There was a joss-house here, if you
remember, and the guns were here ... the
pigeon came over that clump of bamboo...." The
other, leaning across the table, nodded
with absorbed interest.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>/TB</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant glanced at his watch.
"Come along; we must be moving if we're
going to the 'Palace.'" They paid their bill,
tipped the waiter in a manner that appeared
to threaten him with instant dislocation of
the spine, and walked up the tiled passage
that led past the open door of the lounge.
From her vantage behind the bar inside, the
girl some one had addressed as "Molly"
caught a glimpse of their retreating figures.
She slipped out through the throng of
customers, most of whom had dined, and
were talking to each other over their port
and liqueurs, into the quiet of the corridor.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Jerry!" she called; "Mr——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Lord!" ejaculated the Junior Watch-keeper,
"I'd forgotten—" He turned quickly
on his heel. "Hullo, Molly! We're coming
back presently. But that reminds me..."
he fumbled in his waistcoat pocket, and the
Surgeon strolled slowly on up the steps,
round a bend, and was lost to view.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl gave a little breathless laugh.
"That's what you all say, you boys. And
you never do come back.... </span><em class="italics">You</em><span> weren't going
without saying good-bye to me, were you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, no, Molly, of course I wasn't: and
look here, old lady, here's a gadget I got
for you—" he fumbled with the tissue paper
enclosing a little leather case.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl stood with one hand on the lapel
of his coat, twisted a button backwards, and
forwards. "Jerry, I—I wanted to thank you
... you were a real brick to me, that time.
It saved my life, goin' to the Sanatorium,
an' I couldn't never have afforded it...." Her
careful grammar became a shade confused.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The man gave a little, deep laugh of
embarrassment. "Rot! Molly, that's all
over and forgotten. No more nasty coughs
now, eh?" He patted her shoulder clumsily.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"An' mind you drop me a line when that
fathom of trouble of yours comes up to the
scratch, and send me a bit of wedding-cake—here,
hang on to this thing.... No, it's
nothing; only a little brooch.... Good-bye,
old lady—good-bye. Good luck to you, and
don't forget to——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl raised her pretty, flushed face
and gave a quick glance up and down the
deserted corridor. "Ain't you—aren't you
going to—say good-bye ... properly—Jerry?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper bent down.
"'Course ... and another for luck...!
Good-bye, dear; good-bye...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Young Doctor was waiting with his
nose flattened against the darkened window
of a gunsmith's opposite when the Lieutenant
joined him. His silence held a vague hint
of disapproval as they fell into step. "That
girl," he ventured presently, "isn't she a
bit fond of you, old thing?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper paused to light
a pipe. "I—I don't think so, Peter. Not
more than she is of a dozen others." He
glanced at his companion: "You don't think
I've been up to any rotten games, do you?" The
other shook his head with quick protest.
"But I like her awfully, and she's a jolly
good little sport. They all are, taking them all
round, in a Naval Port. It's a rotten life
when you think of it ... cooped up there in
that beastly atmosphere, year in, year out,
listening to everlasting Service shop, or being
made love to by half-tight fools. Their only
refuge from it is in marriage—if they care
to take advantage of some young ass. Who
else do they meet...? The marvel of it
is not that a few come to grief, but that so
many are so jolly straight. That girl
to-night—Molly—I suppose she has refused half a
dozen N.O.'s. Prefers to wait till some
scallywag in her own class can afford to take
her away out of it. And I've heard her
talking like a Mother to a rorty Midshipman—a
silly young ass who was drinking like a
fish and wasting his money and health
pub-crawling. She shook him to the core. Lord
knows, I don't want to idealise barmaids—p'raps
I'd be a better man if I'd seen less
of them myself—but——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Surgeon gripped his elbow soothingly.
"I know—</span><em class="italics">I</em><span> know, old son. Don't get in a
stew! And as for seeing less of them
... it's hard to say. Unless a man knows
people ashore, and is prepared to put on his
'superfine suitings' and pay asinine calls
when he might be playing golf or cricket,
where else is he to speak to a woman all
the days of his life? Dances...? I can't
dance."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They had turned into the main thoroughfare,
and the traffic that thronged the pavements
and roadway made conversation difficult. The
liberty men from scores of ships in the port
streamed to and fro: some arm-in-arm with
quietly-dressed servant girls and shop girls;
others uproarious in the company of
befeathered women. At short intervals along
the street a flaring gin-palace or
cinema-theatre flung smudges of apricot-coloured
light on to the greasy pavements and the
faces of passers-by. Trams clanged past, and
every now and again a blue-jacket or military
foot-patrol, belted and gaitered, moved with
watchful eyes and measured gait along the kerb.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As they neared the music-hall the throng
grew denser. On all sides the West Country
burr filled the night, softening even the
half-caught oath with its broad, kindly inflection.
Men from the garrison regiments mingled
with the stream of blue-clad sailors. A
woman hawking oranges from the kerb
raised her shrill voice, thrusting the cheap
fruit under the noses of passers-by. A group
of young Stokers, lounging round a vendor
of hot chestnuts, were skylarking with two
brazen-voiced girls. At the doorway of the
music-hall, a few yards away, a huge man in
livery began to bawl into the night, hoarsely
incoherent.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The two officers mounted the steps together,
and, as one obtained tickets from
the booking-office, the other turned with a
little smile to look down the mile-long vista
of lights and roaring humanity. The
scintillant tram-cars came swaying up the street
from the direction of the Dockyard: on either
side the gleaming windows of the shops that
still remained open—the tattooists, the
barbers, tobacconists, the fried-fish and faggot
shops, and the host of humbler tradesmen
who plied most of their trade at this hour—grew
fainter and duller, until they dwindled
away to a point under the dark converging
house-tops. A girl, shouting some shameless
jest, broke away from the horse-play round
the chestnut-oven, and thrust herself, reeling
with laughter, through the passing crowd.
A burly Marine caught her by the waist as
she wriggled past, and kissed her dexterously
without stopping in his stride. His
companion smirked appreciation of the feat, and
glanced back over his shoulder....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The watcher on the steps turned and
followed the other up the broad stairway.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>A man with a red nose and baggy trousers
was singing a song about his mother-in-law
and a lodger. His accents were harshly
North Country, and out of the paint-streaked
countenance, his eyes—pathetic, brown
monkey-eyes—roamed anxiously over the
audience, as if even he had little enough
confidence in the humour of his song.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant leaned back in his seat and
refilled his pipe. "Isn't it wonderful to think
that when we come home again in three years'
time that chap with the baggy trousers and
red nose—or his twin-brother, anyhow—will
still be singing about the same old mother-in-law!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently a stout, under-clad woman skipped
before the footlights and commenced some
broadly suggestive patter. The audience,
composed for the most part of blue-jackets
and Tommies, roared delight at each doubtful
sally. She ended with a song that had a
catchy, popular refrain, and the house took
it up with a great burst of song.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hark at 'em!" whispered the Surgeon.
"Don't they love it all! Yet her voice is
nothing short of awful, her song means
nothing on earth, and her anatomy—every line
of it—ought to be in the museum of the
Royal College of Surgeons.... Let's go
and have a drink."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They ascended the stairway to the promenade,
and passed under a curtain-hung
archway into a long bar. The atmosphere was
clouded with tobacco smoke, and reeked of
spirits and cheap, clinging scent. From a
recess in one corner a gramophone blared
forth a modern rag-time, and a few women,
clasped by very callow-looking youths, were
swaying to a "One-step" in the middle of the
carpeted space. Behind the bar two tired-looking
girls scurried to and fro, jerking beer
handles as if for a wager, and mechanically
repeating orders. Settees ran the length of
the walls under rows of sporting prints, and
here more women, with painted lips and
over-bright, watchful eyes, were seated at little
tables. Most of them were accompanied by
young men in lounge or tweed suits.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Phew," grunted the Junior Watch-keeper,
"what an atmosphere! Look at those young
asses.... Kümmel at this time of night....
And we did it once, Peter! Lord! it
makes me feel a hundred."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A panting woman disengaged herself from
her youthful partner, and linked her arm
within that of the Young Doctor. "Ouf!"
she gasped, "I'm that 'ot, dearie. Stand
us a drop of wot killed auntie!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>With a gallant bow the Young Doctor led
her to the bar. "My dear madam," he
murmured—"a privilege! And if you will allow
me to prescribe for you—as a Medical
Man—I suggest——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Port an' lemon," prompted the lady. She
fanned herself with a sickly-scented and not
over-clean scrap of lace. "Ain't it 'ot,
Doctor! ... Glad I lef me furs at 'ome.
Ain't you goin' to have nothin'...?"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper drew a deep
breath as they reached the open street.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank God for fresh air again!" He
filled and refilled his lungs.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'And so to bed,'" quoted the other. The
taverns and places of amusement were
emptying their patrons into the murky street.
Raucous laughter and farewells filled the night.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes." The Junior Watch-keeper yawned,
and they walked on in silence, each busy with
his own long thoughts. By degrees the traffic
lessened, until, nearing the Dockyard, the
two were alone in deserted thoroughfares
with no sound but the echo of their steps.
They were threading the maze of dimly-lit,
cobbled streets that still lay before them,
when a draggle-skirted girl, standing in the
shelter of a doorway, plucked at their sleeves.
They walked on almost unheeding, when
suddenly the Young Doctor hesitated and
stopped. The woman paused irresolute for
a moment, and then came towards them, with
the light from a gas-lamp playing round her
tawdry garments. She murmured something
in a mechanical tone, and smiled terribly.
The Young Doctor emptied his pockets of the
loose silver and coppers they contained, and
thrust the coins into her palm: with his
disengaged hand he tilted her face up to the
light. It was a pathetically young, pathetically
painted face. "Wish me good luck," he
said, and turned abruptly to overtake his
companion.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The woman stood staring after them, her
hand clenched upon her suddenly acquired
riches. An itinerant fried-fish and potato
merchant, homeward bound, trundled his
barrow suddenly round a distant corner.
The girl wheeled in the direction of the
sound.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Ere!" she called imperiously, "</span><em class="italics">'ere!</em><span>..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The echo of her voice died away, and the
Young Doctor linked his arm within the
other's.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There is a poem by some one[#] I read
the other day—d'you know it?—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"'I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>And all I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by.'"</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] John Masefield.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>He mused for a moment in silence as they
strode along. "I forget how it goes on:
something about a 'vagrant gypsy life,' and
the wind 'like a whetted knife'—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"'And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>And a quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.'</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"That's how it ends, I know."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper nodded soberly.
"Yes.... But it's the star we need the
most, Peter—you and I."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>It was early in the morning, and thin
columns of smoke were rising from the funnels
of a cruiser lying alongside one of the
Dockyard jetties. On her decks there was a bustle
of preparation: steaming covers were being
laced to yards and topmasts: the Boatswain,
"full of strange oaths" and of apoplectic
countenance, moved forward in the wake of
a depressed part of the watch. On the booms
the Carpenter was superintending the
stowage of some baulks of timber. Packing-cases
were coming in at the gangway; barefooted
messengers darted to and fro. There was a
frequent shrilling of pipes, and the hoarse
voice of the Boatswain's Mate bellowing orders.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently there came a lull, and the ship's
company were mustered aft as a bell began
to toll. Then over the bared heads the
familiar words of the Navy Prayer drifted
outward into space.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... That we may return to enjoy ... the
fruits of our labours." In the course of
the next three years, the words, by reason
of their frequent repetition, would come to
mean to them no more than the droning of
the Chaplain's voice; yet that morning their
significance was plain enough to the ranks
of silent men. A minute later, with the
notes of a bugle, the ship boiled into activity
again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Out on the straw-littered jetty a gradually-increasing
crowd had gathered. It was composed
for the most part of women, poorly
clad, with pinched, anxious faces. Some had
babies in their arms; others carried little
newspaper parcels tucked under their shawls:
parting gifts for some one. A thin drizzle
swept in from the sea, as a recovered deserter,
slightly intoxicated, was brought down
between an escort and vanished over the
gangway amid sympathetic murmurs from the
onlookers. A telegram boy pushed his way
through the crowd, delivered his message of
God-speed in its orange-coloured envelope,
and departed again, whistling jauntily.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The men drifted out into the jetty to bid
farewell, with forced nonchalance and
frequent expectoration. Each man was the
centre of a little group of relatives,
discussing trivialities with laughter that did not
ring quite true. Here and there a woman
had broken down, crying quietly; but for
the most part they stood dry-eyed and
smiling, as befitted the women of a Nation that
must be ever bidding "Vale" to its sons.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All aboard!" The voices of the Ship's
Police rose above the murmur of the crowd.
Farewells were over.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A hoist of flags crept to the masthead, and
an answering speck of colour appeared at the
signal halliards over Admiralty House.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Askin' permission to proceed," said some
one. The gang-planks rattled on to the jetty,
and a knot of workmen began casting off
wires from the bollards.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand clear!" shouted a warning voice.
The ropes slid across the tarred planking
and fell with a sullen splash. Beneath the
stern the water began to churn and boil.
The ship was under way at last, gliding
farther every minute from the watching
crowd. The jetty was a sea of faces and
waving handkerchiefs: the band on board
struck up a popular tune.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In a few minutes she was too far off to
distinguish faces. On the fore bridge the
Captain raised his cap by the peak and
waved it. Somewhere near the turf-scarped
fort ashore an answering gleam of white
appeared and fluttered for a moment. The
lines of men along the upper deck, the guard
paraded aft, the cluster of officers on the
bridge, slowly faded into an indistinct blur
as the mist closed round them. For a while
longer the band was still audible, very far off
and faint.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>After a while the watchers turned and
straggled slowly towards the Dockyard Gates.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-seventh-day"><span class="bold large">XVIII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE SEVENTH DAY.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Sub-Lieutenant clanked into the
Gunroom and surveyed the apartment critically.
The Junior Midshipmen stationed at each
scuttle fell to burnishing the brass butterfly
nuts with sudden and anxious renewal of
energy.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Stinks of beer a bit," observed the Sub.,
"but otherwise it's all right. Hide that
'Pink 'Un' under the table-cloth, one of
you." As he spoke the notes of a bugle
drifted down the hatchway. "There you
are! Officers' Call! Clear out of it,
sharp!" Hastily they tucked away the possible cause
of offence to their Captain, bundled their
cleaning-rags into a cupboard, snatched their
dirks off the rack, and hurried on deck.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>On the quarter-deck the remainder of the
Officers were assembling in answer to the
summons of the bugle. Frock-coated figures
clanked to and fro, struggling with refractory
white gloves. Under the supervision of a
bearded Petty Officer the Quarter-deck men
were hurriedly putting the finishing touches
to neatly coiled boats' falls and already
gleaming metal-work. It was 9 A.M. on a
Sunday forenoon, and the ship was without
stain or blemish from her gilded truck to her
freshly painted water-line. All the working
hours of the previous day—what time the
citizen ashore donned "pearlies" or
broadcloth and shut up shop—the blue-jacket had
been burnishing and scrubbing,—a lick of
paint here, there a scrap of gold-leaf or a
pound of elbow-grease. And pervading the
ship was the comfortless atmosphere of an
organisation, normally in a high state of
adjustment, strained yet a point higher.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander came suddenly out of the
Captain's cabin and nodded to the Officer of
the Watch.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sound off with the bell."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The buglers, drawn up in line at the
entrance to the battery, moistened their lips
in anticipation and raised their bugles. The
Corporal of the Watch stepped to the bell
and jerked the clapper.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ding-ding!</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Simultaneously the four bugles blared out,
and the hundreds of men forward in the waist
of the ship and on the forecastle formed up
into their different divisions and stood easy.
The divisions were ranged along both sides
of the ship—Forecastle, Foretop, Maintop,
Quarter-deck men on one side, Stokers,
Day-men, and Marines on the other.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The "Rig of the Day" was "Number
Ones," which was attended by certain obligations
in the matter of polished boots, carefully
brushed hair, and shaven faces. To any one
unversed in the mysteries of the sailors' garb,
the men appeared to be dressed merely in
loose, comfortably-fitting blue clothes. But
a hundred subtleties in that apparently simple
dress received the wearer's attention before
he submitted himself to the lynx-eyed
inspection of his Divisional Lieutenant that
morning. The sit of the blue-jean collar, the
spotless flannel, the easy play of the jumper
round the hips, the immaculate lines of the
bell-bottomed trousers (harder to fit properly
than any tail-coat or riding-breeches) all came
in for a more critical overhaul than did ever
a young girl before her first ball. And the
result, in all its pleasing simplicity, was the
sailor's unconscious tribute to that one day of
the seven wherein his luckier brethren ashore
do no manner of work.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain stepped out of his cabin, and
the waiting group of officers saluted. The
Heads of Departments made their reports,
and then, with an attendant retinue of
Midshipmen, Aides-de-Camp, messengers, and
buglers, followed the Captain down the
hatchway for the Rounds.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Along the mess-decks, deserted save for an
occasional sweeper or Ship's Corporal standing
at attention, swept the procession; halting at
a galley or casemate as the Captain paused to
ask a question or pass a white-gloved hand
along a beam in search of dust. Then aft
again, past Gunroom and Wardroom—with a
stoppage outside the former. The Captain
elevated his nose.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I think the beer-barrel must be leaking,
sir," said the Sub-Lieutenant, "standing the
rounds" in the doorway.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"See to it," was the reply, and the cortége
swept on, with swords clanking and lanterns
throwing arcs of light into dark corners
suspected of harbouring a hastily concealed
deck-cloth or of being the pet </span><em class="italics">cache</em><span> for somebody's
coaling-suit.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Up in the sunlight of the outer world the
band was softly playing selections from "The
Pirates of Penzance." The ship's goat, having
discovered a white kid glove dropped by the
Midshipman of the Maintop, retired with it
to the shelter of the boat-hoist engine for a
hurried cannibalistic feast. The Officers of
Divisions had concluded the preliminary
inspection, and were pacing thoughtfully to
and fro in front of their men. Suddenly
the Captain's head appeared above the after
hatchway.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant of the Quarter-deck Division,
in the midst of receiving a whispered account
of an overnight dance from his Midshipman,
wheeled abruptly and called his Division to
attention. Then—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Off hats!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As if actuated by a single lever each man
raised his left hand, whipped off his hat and
brought it to his side. The Captain
acknowledged the Lieutenant's salute and passed
quickly down the ranks, his keen eyes travelling
rapidly from each man's face to his boots.
Once or twice he paused to ask a question
and then passed on to the next waiting
Division.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the bugler sounded the "Disperse";
the Divisions turned forward, stepped
outward, and broke up. Here and there the
Midshipman of a Division remained standing,
scribbling hurriedly in his note-book such
criticisms as it had pleased his Captain to
make. One man's hair had wanted cutting;
it was time another had passed for Leading
Seaman.... A third had elected to attend
Divisions—on this the Sabbath of the Lord
his God—without the knife attached to his
lanyard.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Half an hour later the normal aspect of the
Quarter-deck had changed. Rows of plank
benches, resting on capstan bars supported by
buckets, filled the available space on each side
of the barbette. Chairs for the Officers had
been placed further aft, facing the men who
were to occupy the benches. In front of the
burnished muzzles of the two great 12-inch
guns a lectern had been draped with a white
flag, and between the guns a 'cello, flute, and
violin prepared to augment the strains of a
rather wheezy harmonium. Then the bell
began to toll, and a flag crept to the peak
to inform the rest of the Fleet that the ship
was about to commence Divine Service.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The men hurried aft, seamen and marines
pouring in a continuous stream through the
open doors from the batteries. No sooner had
the last man squeezed hurriedly into his place
with the slightly hang-dog air seamen assume
in the full glare of the public eye, than the
Master-at-Arms appeared at the battery door
and reported every one aft to the Commander.
The Captain took his chair, facing the Ship's
Company, and a little in advance of the
remainder of the Officers; the Chaplain walked
up the hatchway, stepped briskly to the
lectern and gave out a hymn. The orchestra
played the opening bars, five hundred men
swung themselves to their feet, and the
service began.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the Captain crossed to the lectern
and read the lesson for the day. It dealt with
warfare and bloodshed, and there was a
suddenly awakened interest in the rows of intent
faces opposite—for this was the consummation
each man present believed would ultimately
come to some day's work, although it might
not be amid the welter and crash of shattered
chariot and struggling horses, nor the twang
of released bow-strings.... And the stern,
level voice went on to tell of the establishment
of laws, wise and austere as those which
regulated the reader's paths and those of his
listeners; while under the stern-walk a flock
of gulls screeched and quarrelled, and the
water lapped with a drowsy, soothing sound
against the side of the ship.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>After a while the Chaplain gave out the
number of another hymn. The Bluejacket's
most enthusiastic admirer would hesitate to
describe him as a devout man; but when the
words and tune are familiar—it may be
reminiscent of happier surroundings—the
sailor-man will sing a hymn with the fervour of
inspiration. And if only for the sake of the
half-effaced memories it recalled, the volume
of bass harmony that rolled across the sunlit
harbour doubtless travelled as far as the
thunder of organ and chant from many a
cathedral choir.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then, standing very upright, his fingers
linked behind his back, the Chaplain
commenced his sermon. He spoke very simply,
adorning his periods with no flowery phrase
or ornate quotation, suiting the manner of his
delivery to the least intelligent of his hearers.
There was no fierce denunciation, no sudden
gestures nor change in the grave, even voice.
He touched on matters not commonly spoken
of in pulpits, and his speech was wondrous
plain, as indeed was meet for a congregation
such as his. And they were no clay under
the potter's thumb. Composed for the most
part of men indifferent to religion, almost
fiercely resentful of interference with their
affairs; living on crowded mess-decks afloat,
fair game for every crimp and land-shark
ashore. But there was that in the sane,
temperate discourse that passed beyond creed
or dogma, and a tatooed fist suddenly clenched
on its owner's hat-brim, or the restless shifting
of a foot, told where a shaft passed home.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Here and there, screened by his fellows, a
tired man's head nodded drowsily. But the
"Padre" had learned twenty years before
that it took more than a sermon to keep
awake a seated man who had perhaps kept
the middle watch, and turned out for the day
at 6.15 A.M.; in the five hundred odd pairs of
eyes that remained fixed on his face he doubtless
read a measure of compensation.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The short-cropped heads bowed as in clear
tones the Benediction was pronounced—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... and remain with you ... always." An
instant's pause, and then, Officers and
men standing upright and rigid, they sang
the National Anthem.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain turned and nodded to the
Commander, who was putting on his cap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Pipe down."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-parricide"><span class="bold large">XIX.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE PARRICIDE.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"'Ark!" said the hedger, his can of cold tea
arrested half-way to his lips. But Sal, the
lurcher bitch curled up under the hedge, had
heard some seconds before. With twitching
nose and ears alert, she jumped out of the
ditch and trotted up the road. A far-off
sound was coming over the downs—a faint
drone as of a clustering swarm of bees.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One of them motor-bikes——" murmured
the man and paused. Away in the west,
approaching the coast-line and flying high,
was a dark object like the framework of a
box suspended in mid-air. It drew near,
rising and falling on the unseen swell of the
ocean of ether, and the droning sound grew
louder. "Aeri-o-plane," continued the hedger,
again speaking aloud, after the manner of
those who live much alone in the open.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As a matter of fact it was a Hydro-Aeroplane,
and after it had passed overhead
the watchers saw it wheel and swoop towards
the harbour hidden from them by the shoulder
of the downs.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The man stood looking after it, his shadow
sprawling across the dusty road before him.
"Lawks!" he ejaculated, "'ere's goin's-on!" A
ripple from the Naval Manoeuvre Area had
passed across the placid surface of his life.
He resumed his interrupted tea.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A stone breakwater stretched a
half-encircling arm round the little harbour.
Within its shelter a huddle of coasting craft
and trawlers lay at anchor, with the red
roofs of the town banked up as a background
for their tangled spars. Behind them again
the tall chimney of an electric power station
lifted a slender head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the open water of the harbour a flotilla
of Submarines were moored alongside one
another: figures moved about the tiny railed
platforms, and in the stillness of the summer
afternoon the harbour held only the sound of
their voices, the muffled clink of a hammer,
and, from an unseen siding ashore, the noise
of shunting railway trucks made musical by
distance.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The seaplane drew near and circled gracefully
overhead; then it volplaned down and
settled lightly on the water at the harbour
mouth: a Submarine moved from her moorings
to meet it. The pilot of the seaplane
pulled off his gauntlets, pushed his goggles
up on to his forehead, and lit a cigarette.
The Submarine ranged alongside and her
Captain leaned over the rail with a smile
of greeting.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Any news?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Flying Corps Officer raised his hands to
his mouth: "Enemy's Battleship and eight
Destroyers, eighteen miles to the Sou'-East,"
he shouted. "Steering about Nor'-Nor'-West
at 12 knots. Battleship's got troops or
Marines on board in marching order....
No, nothing, thanks—I'm going north to
warn them. So-long..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Five minutes later he was a black speck in
the sky above the headland where the tall
masts of a Wireless Station and a cluster
of whitewashed cottages showed up white
against the turf.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Submarine slid back into the harbour
and approached the Senior Officer's boat.
The Senior Officer, in flannels, was swinging
Indian clubs on the miniature deck of his
craft. The Lieutenant who had communicated
with the Seaplane made his report; his Senior
Officer nodded and put down his clubs.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Guessed as much. They're coming to
raid this place. Come inboard for a minute,
and tell Forbes and Lawrence and Peters to
come too. We'll have a Council of War—Wow, wow!"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The sun set in a great glory of light; then
a faint haze, blue-grey, like a pigeon's wing,
veiled the indeterminate meeting of sea and
sky. It crept nearer, stealing along the
horizon, stretching leaden fingers across the
smooth sea.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A fishing smack, becalmed a league from the
harbour mouth, faded suddenly like a wraith
into nothingness.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Six Destroyers came out of the mist,
heading towards the breakwater. They were
about a mile away when the leading boat
altered course abruptly towards the North,
and the others followed close in her wake,
leaving a smear of smoke in the still air.
Before their wake had ceased to trouble the
surface—before, almost, the rearmost boat had
vanished into the fog—the periscope of a
Submarine slid round the corner of the
breakwater, paused a moment as if in uncertainty,
and then headed, like a swimming snake, in
swift pursuit. Another followed; another,
and another.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>A Battleship came slowly out of the haze.
She moved with a certain deliberate sureness,
a grey, majestic citadel afloat. A jet of steam
from an escape and the Ensign at her peak
showed up with startling whiteness against
the sombre sea. An attendant Destroyer
hovered on each quarter, but as they neared
the land these darted ahead, obedient to the
tangle of flags at the masthead of the
Battleship. Off the mouth of the harbour they
swung round: the semaphore of one signalled
that the harbour was clear, and they separated,
to commence a slow patrol North and South
on the fringe of the mist. A moment later
the Battleship anchored with a thunder and
rattle of cable. Pipes twittered shrilly, and
boats began to sink from her davits into the
water. Ladders were lowered, and armed
men streamed down the ship's side. They
were disembarking troops for a raid.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was a sudden swirl in the water at
the harbour entrance. Unseen, a slender,
upright stick, surmounted by a little oblong
disc, crept along in the shadow of the breakwater,
indistinguishable in the floating debris
awash there on the flood tide. It turned
seaward and sank.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A minute passed; a cutter full of men was
pulling under the stern to join the other boats
waiting alongside. The steel derrick, raised
like a huge warning finger, swung slowly
round, lifting a steamboat out into the water!
From the boats afloat came the plash of oars,
an occasional curt order, and the rattle of
sidearms as the men took their places.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then a signalman, high up on the forebridge,
rushed to the rail, bawling hoarsely.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A couple of hundred yards away the dark
stick had reappeared. Almost simultaneously
two trails of bubbles sped side by side towards
the flank of the Battleship. There was a
sudden tense silence. The Destroyer to the
Northward sighted the menace and opened
fire with blank on the periscope from her
12-pounders.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bang! ... Bang! Bang!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The men in the boats alongside craned their
necks to watch the path of the approaching
torpedoes. The Commander standing at the
gangway shrugged his shoulders and turned
with a grim smile to the Captain.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"They've bagged us, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A dull concussion shook the after part of
the ship, and the pungent smell of calcium
drifted up off the water on to the quarterdeck.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," said the Captain. He stepped to
the rail, and stood looking down at the
spluttering torpedoes with the noses of their
copper collision heads telescoped flat, as they
rolled drunkenly under the stern.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Submarine thrust her conning-tower
above the surface, and from the hatchway
appeared a figure in the uniform of a
Lieutenant. He climbed on to the platform
with a pair of handflags, and commenced to
signal.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Post-Captain on the quarter-deck of
the Battleship raised his glass, made an
inaudible observation, and lowered it again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Claim-to-have-put-you-out-of-action,"
spelt the handflags. The Captain smiled dryly
and lifted his cap by the peak with a little
gesture of greeting; there was answering
gleam of teeth in the sunburnt face of the
Lieutenant across the water. The Captain
turned to his Commander. "But he needn't
have torpedoed his own father," he said, as
if in continuation of his last remark. "The
penalty for marrying young, I suppose."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Submarine recovered her torpedoes
and returned to harbour. Her Commanding
Officer summoned his Sub-Lieutenant, and
together they delved in a cupboard; followed
the explosion of a champagne cork. Glasses
clinked, and there was a gurgling silence.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not bad work," said the Sub-Lieutenant,
"bagging your Old Man's ship."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not so dusty," replied the Lieutenant in
command of the Submarine, modestly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She was a brand-new Battleship, and had
cost a million and three-quarters. It was his
twenty-fourth birthday.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-night-watches"><span class="bold large">XX.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE NIGHT-WATCHES.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Out pipes! Clear up the upper deck!" The
Boatswain Mate moved forward along
the lee side of the battery repeating the
hoarse call. Slowly the knots of tired men
broke up, knocking the ashes out of their
pipes, or pinching their cigarette-ends with
horny fingers before economically tucking the
remnants into their caps. A part of the
Watch came aft, sweeping down the deck,
coiling down ropes for the night. Then, as
the bell struck, the shrill wail of the pipe rose
again above the sound of the wind and waves.
It grew louder and shriller, and died away:
then, rising again, changed to another key
and ended abruptly. It was the sailor's
Curfew—"Pipe down."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>On the crowded mess-decks, where scrubbed
canvas hammocks swung with the roll of the
ship above the mess-tables, the ship's company
was turning in. A struggle with a tight-fitting
jumper, which, rolled up in company
with a pair of trousers, was tucked under the
tiny horse-hair pillow; a pat to the mysterious
pockets lining the "cholera-belt," to
reassure a man that his last month's pay was
still intact, and then, with a steadying hand
on the steel beam overhead, one after another
they swung themselves into their hammocks
and fell a-snoring.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Aft in the Gunroom an extra half-hour's
lights had been granted in honour of
somebody's birthday, and the inmates of the Mess
were still gathered round the piano. It was
a war-scarred instrument: but it served its
purpose, albeit the hero of the evening—in
celebration of his advance into the sere and
yellow leaf—had emptied a whisky-and-soda
into its long-suffering interior. The musician,
his features ornamented by a burnt-cork
moustache, thumped valiantly at the keys.</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"And then there came the Boatswain's Wife,"</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>roared the young voices. It was an old,
old song, familiar to men who were no
longer even memories with the singers and
their generation. But its unnumbered verses
and quaint, old-world jingle had survived
unchanged the passing of "Masts and Yards,"
and were even then being handed on into the
era of the hydroplane and submarine.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ten o'clock, gentlemen!" said the voice
of the Ship's Corporal at the door. The
Sub. eyed him sternly. "You may get yourself a
glass of beer, Corporal," and thereby won a
five-minutes' respite. Then——</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Out lights, please, gentlemen," again broke
in upon the revels.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Corporal, will you——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The man shook his head with a grim smile.
"Come along, please, gentlemen, or you'll get
me 'ung."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Reluctantly the singers withdrew, drifting
by twos and threes to the steerage flat where
their hammocks swung. The Ship's Corporal
switched off the lights and locked the
gun-room door. "I likes to see 'igh sperits
meself," he admitted to the yawning Steward
who accompanied him out of the Mess. The
Gunroom Steward's reply was to the effect
that you could have too much even of a good
thing, and he retired gloomily to the pantry,
where, in company with a vast ham and the
gunroom crockery, he spent most of his waking hours.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the nearly deserted Wardroom a rubber
of bridge was still in lingering progress; a
sea raced frothing past the thick glass of a
scuttle, and one of the players raised his eyes
from his hand. "Blowing up for a dirty
night," he observed. A Lieutenant deep in
an arm-chair by the fire lifted his head. "It's
sure to—my middle watch." He closed the
book he was reading and stood up, stretching
himself. Then with a glance at the clock he
moved towards the door. As he opened it
the Senior Engineer came into the Mess.
His face was drawn with tiredness, and
there were traces of dust round his eyes.
He pulled off a pair of engine-room gloves,
and, ordering a drink, thoughtfully rolled a
cigarette. At the sound of his voice the
Engineer Commander looked up from the
game and raised his eyebrows in an unspoken
question to his subordinate. The Senior
Engineer nodded. "Yes, sir, she's all right
now; I don't think she'll give any more
trouble to-night." He finished his drink and
sought his cabin. He had had three hours'
sleep in the last forty-eight hours, and hoped,
as he undressed, that the infernal scrap-heap
would hold together till he'd had a bit more.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The night wore on, and one by one the
inmates of the Wardroom drifted to their
respective cabins. Outside the Captain's cabin
the sentry beguiled the tedium of the vigil by
polishing the buckle of his belt. Every now
and again he glanced at the clock.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At last the hands pointed to a quarter to
twelve. In fifteen minutes his watch would
be over. He buckled on his belt and resumed
his noiseless beat. Occasionally from some
cabin or hammock the snore of a tired sleeper
reached his ears. The rifles, stowed upright
round the aft-deck, moved in their racks to
the measured roll of the ship, with a
long-drawn, monotonous rattle, like a boy's stick
drawn lightly across area railings.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A tread sounded overhead, and a figure
carrying a lantern came lightly down the
hatchway. It was the Midshipman of the
First Watch, calling the reliefs. He descended
to the steerage flat, and bending down under
the hammocks of his sleeping brethren,
knocked at the door of one of the cabins.
There was a lull in the stertorous breathing,
in the warm, dim interior.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ten minutes to twelve, sir!" The inmate
grunted and switched on his light. "All
right," he growled.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The boy moved off till he came to a
hammock slung by the armoured door. He ranged
up beside it and blew lightly into the face of
the sleeper.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Jimmy! Ten to twelve!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The occupant of the hammock opened one eye.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Ll right," he murmured sleepily, and
closed it again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Midshipman of the First Watch eyed
him suspiciously.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No you don't!" He shook the hammock.
"Wake up, you fat-headed blighter, or I'll
slip you." Then, changing his tone to a
wheedling one: "Come on, Jimmy, it's a
lovely night—much more healthy on the
bridge than fugging in your beastly
hammock."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His relief said something under his breath,
and emerged shivering from the blankets,
blinking in the light of the lantern. Once
his feet were fairly on the deck, the other
turned and scampered up the ladder again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The bell struck eight times as the Lieutenant
and Midshipman of the Middle Watch climbed
the ladder to the fore bridge. The Fleet was
steaming in two divisions, with a flotilla of
destroyers stationed on the beam. Beyond
them the silhouette of an island was just
visible in the pale moonlight.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At the last stroke of the bell the pipe of
the Boatswain's Mate shrilled out, calling the
Middle Watch. "A-a-all the starboard
watch! Seaboats, crews, and reliefs fall in!"
Fore and aft the ship the mantle of
responsibility changed wearers. Sentries, seamen,
stokers, signalmen, their tale of bricks
complete for a few hours, turned over to their
reliefs and hurried to their hammocks.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>On the bridge the two Lieutenants walked
up and down for a few minutes, while the
newcomer received details of the course and
speed of the Fleet and the Captain's orders
for the night. Then the Officer of the Watch
that was ended unslung his binoculars and
turned towards the ladder.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I think that's all.... She's keeping
station very well now, but they had a bit of
trouble in the Engine-room earlier in the
Watch. Captain wants to be called at
daybreak. Good-night."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good-night."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Midshipman of the Watch was already
in position on the upper bridge, settling down
to his four hours' vigil with a sextant on the
lights of the next ship ahead. From the
battery below came the voice of the Corporal
of the Watch mustering the hands. Overhead
the wind thrummed in the shrouds and
halliards: the steady throb of the engines
beat out an accompaniment—a deep </span><em class="italics">pizzicato</em><span>
accompaniment as if from some mighty
bass-viol floating up through the open
casings—and, somehow dominating all other sounds,
the ceaseless swish and murmur of the waves
breaking along the ship's side.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Officer of the Watch crossed over to
the Midshipman's side. "Are we in station
all right?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The boy lowered the sextant: "Yes, sir,
quite steady."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Right: give me the sextant and go and
brew some cocoa in the chart-house. There's
a spirit-lamp there."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Midshipman vanished and reappeared a
few minutes later with two cups of steaming
beverage. They drank together, gulping it
hastily to warm themselves.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A-ah!" sighed the Lieutenant gratefully.
"That's better. Now put the cups back, and
come and show me Arcturus—if you have
shaken off your fat head!"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>A couple of hours passed. The Midshipman
of the Watch, accompanied by the Corporal
with a lantern, had gone his rounds of the
mess-decks and cell-flat. The seaboat's crew
had gone through an undress rehearsal of
"Man overboard!" and were huddled yarning
in the lee of the forecastle screen. Twice
the ship had crept a shade out of her
appointed station in the line, and, when the
telegraph had rung the trouble to the
Engine-room below, stolen back to her appointed
bearing. Once the Fleet altered course
majestically to avoid a fishing-fleet as it lay spread
over the waters, a confusion of flares and
bobbing lights.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The bridge was in darkness, save for the
faint glow of the binnacle that threw into
relief the rugged features of the Quartermaster
at the wheel. The face might have
been that of a bronze statue, but for a slight
movement of the jaws as he thoughtfully
chewed his quid. Suddenly a light at the
masthead of the Flagship began to blink
hurriedly. A signalman stepped out of the
lee of the chart-house and rattled the key
of the masthead flashing lamp. On all sides
the other ships began blinking in answer to
the Admiral's call. Presently the Yeoman
spoke: a rocket soared up into the night
ahead of them. The Lieutenant put his
mouth to the voice-pipe and gave a clear
spoken order, which the telegraph-man
repeated: somewhere overhead a bell rang in
answer from the engine-room.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet had increased speed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The breeze freshened, and the men on the
bridge ducked their heads as from time to
time a shower of spray drifted over the
weather-screens. The Midshipman of the
Watch lowered his sextant and sniffed
longingly, his nose in the air; the off-shore wind
had brought with it a hint of heather and
moist earth. Then, with a little sigh, he
steadied his sextant again on the lights of
the next ahead.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The sky was turning pale in the East, and
the chilly dawn crept over a grey sea. The
faces of the men on the bridge slowly became
distinguishable. They were the faces of the
Morning Watch, wan in the growing light.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant rubbed the stubble on his
chin and turned his glasses on a school of
porpoises chasing each other through the
waves. The sky astern changed gradually
from grey to lilac. Low down on the horizon
a little belt of cloud became slowly tinged
with pink. Out of a hen-coop on the booms
the shrill crow of a newly-awakened cockerel
greeted another day. Then from the
mess-deck, drifting up hatchway and ventilating
cowl, came the hoarse bellow—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Eave out, 'eave out, 'eave out! Show a
leg there, show a leg! 'Sun's a-scorching
your eyes out!..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The look-out in the foretop watched the
antics of a small land-bird balancing itself
on the forestay.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Poor little bloke," he muttered, blowing
on his benumbed fingers, "'spect's you wants
yer breakfus'—same's me!"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="a-one-gun-salute"><span class="bold large">XXI.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A ONE-GUN SALUTE.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Every person subject to this Act who shall strike
... or lift up
any weapon against his superior officer
in the execution of his office,
shall be punished with Death
or such other punishment as is hereinafter
mentioned."—Sec. 16, </span><em class="italics">Naval Discipline Act</em><span>.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In Official eyes—even in eyes anxious to
condone—illicit rum and the unreasoning
passion of a Celtic temperament were the
sole causes of the trouble. Yet a man may
fight Destiny in the shape of these evils
and still make a very fair show of it. It
was the addition of the third factor that in
this case overtipped the scales.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Her red, untidy hair was usually screwed
into wisps of last night's 'Football Herald.' She
had green, provocative eyes that slanted
upwards ever so slightly at the corners, and
coarse, chapped hands—useful hands, as many
an overbold Ordinary Seaman had discovered
to his fuddled amazement, but in no wise
ornamental. Her speech was partly
Lower-deck, partly Barrack-room, softened withal
by the broad West Country burr; her home
was an alehouse in an obscure back street
near Devonport Dockyard.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She was in no sense of the word a "nice"
girl; but she was tall, deep-bosomed, and
broad of hip, and appealed inordinately to
Ivor Jenkins, Stoker 1st Class of His
Majesty's Navy, who was dark and
undersized, and had lately developed a
troublesome cough.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The recreations of a man who, on a daily
rate of pay of 2s. 1d., contrives to support
a bed-ridden mother and a consumptive sister,
cannot perforce partake of the elaborate. Ivor,
denied a wider choice, was therefore content
to spend as much of his watch ashore as a
jealously eked-out pint would allow, at the
"Crossed Killicks." For many weeks past,
alternate nights had found the little man
perched on a three-legged stool in a corner
of the bar, raging inwardly at an unnumbered
host of rivals, dumbly grateful for such crumbs
of recognition as Arabella, from behind the
beer handles, was pleased to fling him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The sailor-man a-wooing usually conducts
his financial affairs with an open-handed
generosity calculated to make a ministering
angel pensive. In consequence, Ivor, who
could not afford to back his protestations
by invitations to the Hippodrome,
whelk-suppers, and the like, dropped by degrees
more and more out of the running. At first
the girl gave him encouragement—not the
vague, nebulous coquetry Mayfair recognises
as such, but an intimate familiarity extended
to slaps on the nose (boko), and once a dash
of swipes down the back of his neck as Ivor
stooped to recover a broken pipe. But
nothing came of it—not even a penn'orth
of fish-and-chips. Accustomed to tribute
tendered with a lavish hand, Arabella decided
that this must be a "proper stinge,"—one,
moreover, niggardly in his consumption of
beer, and (since there was the good of the
house to be considered) to be dealt a lesson
in due season.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bella! ... Give us a kiss!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Save for Ivor and the girl, the squalid
bar was deserted. She paused in the act
of replacing a bottle on the shelf behind
her, and looked over her shoulder,
half-surprised, half-contemptuous. A beam of
afternoon sunlight slanted through the dusty
panes and caught the greenish feline eyes
and ruddy hair, innocent for once of curl-papers.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Wot? ... Me—kiss—yu!" She spoke
slowly, and flung each word like a whip-lash
at the soul of Ivor Jenkins.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah, yus, Bella—jest one. There ain't——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Mai dear laife! Yu ain't 'arf got no neck!" She
turned with her hands on her hips and
regarded him with a smile on her thin lips,
measuring his undersized stature with her
eyes. "I only kisses men—yu don' even
drink laike no man, yu don'. 'Sides, wot've
'ee done for us tu kiss 'ee? Us laikes men
wot does things, yu know."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ivor winced, but never took his smouldering
eyes from the girl. "I'd do anything
for you," he said tensely, "so I would," and
coughed abruptly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She laughed and fell to wiping the sloppy
counter. "Them as wants mai kisses earns
un. Same's Pete Worley: broke out of uns
ship, un did, tu take I tu theatre. An' w'en
th' escort commed tu fetch un back, Pete un
laid un out laike nine-pins! Proper man,
un was!" She surveyed Ivor, perched
smoking on his stool, and a sudden gleam came
into her eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yeer!—us knows of a kiss goin' beggin'
tu-morrow afternoon." She leaned across the
counter with a dangerous tenderness in her
rather hoarse voice, "If so be as a man (she
laid a slight intonation on the word) as't leave
tu go tu Dockyard Bank for'n hour, an' slipped
out, laike...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was his watch on board, as she knew;
but she had also noted the red Good Conduct
Badge on his arm, and chose it instead of the
accustomed tribute he had denied her. Then
her eyes hardened like agates. "Simly yu
ain't got no money tu bank, though?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye," said Ivor slowly; "aye, indeed I
have. Three poun'." It was his sheet-anchor,
saved (how Heaven and he alone knew) that
his mother might eventually be buried with
that circumstance which is dearer to the
hearts of the Welsh than life itself.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl nodded, and laid her hand caressingly
on his sleeve. "Tha's right, mai dear.
Yu get leave tu go tu bank, an' slip along
'ere. Tu-morrow afternoon 'bout five—will
'ee now?" She looked at him from beneath
tawny lashes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ivor finished his beer and wiped his mouth
musingly on the back of his hand. The girl
thought he was considering the Good Conduct
Badge: as a matter of fact Ivor was
wondering how the Police at the Dockyard Gate
might be circumvented.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Course," she said indifferently, turning
away, "ef yu'm 'feered——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The man flushed darkly and stood up.
"You'll see," he replied, and went out
through the swing-doors in a gust of
coughing. It had been worrying him a good deal
lately, that cough.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">II.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The short November afternoon was drawing
to a close as Ivor left the Dockyard Bank
with a shining sovereign gripped tightly in
his trousers pocket. Dusk was settling down
on the lines of store-houses, and from the
Hamoaze below came the hoot of syrens that
told of a fog sweeping in from the Channel.
Ivor strolled across the cobbles to where the
figurehead of a bygone frigate lifted an
impassive countenance, and from the shelter of
its plinth he surveyed the gateway. The
main entrance was closed, and the narrow
door, that only admitted the passage of one
person at a time, was guarded by a watchful
policeman. It seemed as if nothing short of
a miracle would get a man in uniform through
without a pass.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently a bell in some neighbouring tower
struck the hour, and the waiting man turned
in the direction of the sound. The ships in
the lower yard were invisible, only their
top-masts appeared out of a fog that came slowly
swirling in from the sea. Higher and higher
it crept; then suddenly the policeman at the
gate was blotted out, and the wall became
a towering blackness that loomed up through
the vapour. Still Ivor waited, holding his
sovereign tightly, and wrestling with a cough
that threatened every minute to betray him.
Some parties of liberty-men going on leave
tramped past: he heard the gates open and
saw for a moment the glare of the streets
beyond. A couple of officers in plain clothes
appeared suddenly into the blurred circle of
his vision and were swallowed again by the
blackness. "What a fog!" he heard one
say. The other laughed, and grumbled
something about being glad he was not Channel
groping. Their voices died away, and Ivor
emerged to reconnoitre, only to scurry back
into shelter as a telegraph boy on a bicycle
steered a devious course past him across the
cobbles. The little disc of light from his
lamp zigzagged to and fro for a minute and
was gone. Then Ivor heard the rumble of
wheels and the clatter of a horse's hoofs:
the lights of a four-wheeler passed him and
stopped. The policeman was unbolting the gates.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was Ivor's chance, and, realising it, he
slipped up beside the cab. Inside was a
figure muffled in a greatcoat, above which
he caught a glimpse of a clean-shaven,
impatient face. Presently the inmate lowered
the further window and leant out, effectually
interposing his body as a screen between
Ivor and the guardian of the gate.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hurry up," he called; "I've got a train
to catch."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The gates swung slowly back, the cab
rumbled through, and with it passed Ivor
Jenkins. Then for the first time he
relinquished his grip on his sovereign, and
permitted himself the luxury of a fit of
unchecked coughing.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Bilked 'im," he gasped when he got his
breath again, half-awed at the ease with
which he found himself in the strangely
unfamiliar streets. At the corner of the
side-street he turned and looked back at
the grim wall. In the signal-tower that
loomed above it into the murky sky the
yeoman on watch had just tapped the key
of the flashing lamp to test the circuit. To
Ivor it seemed as if Fate had winked at him,
solemnly and portentously.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Ivor pushed through the swing-doors of
the "Crossed Killicks" and looked hastily
round the bar.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Ullo!...." he ejaculated blankly.
"W'ere's Bella?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl behind the counter, a short, stout
woman in a purple plush bodice, tossed her
head. "'Er a'ternoon orf," she explained tartly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye, but—w'ere's she gorn?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Walkin' out with a Blue Marine. 'Ippodrome,
I think, they was goin'."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ivor sat down and fumbled blindly in the
lining of his cap for his pipe. Save for a
spot of colour on either cheek-bone, his face
was an ugly grey.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Fine upstanding feller, 'e was too," added
the barmaid, weighing Ivor in the balance of
comparison, and finding him somewhat
wanting. Ivor nodded dully, and for a while
examined with apparently absorbed interest
an advertisement on the wall opposite.
Passion surged through him in waves that
made the skin of his forehead tingle. So
she'd bilked him after all: given him the go-by
for a Blue Marine! Ivor knew him too,
... had once even stood him a drink.... The
Adam's-apple in his throat worked like a piston.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the girl behind the bar looked
up from her occupation of drying glasses and
eyed him curiously; but all she saw was a
small dark man, who sucked hard at an
empty pipe, one fist clenched tightly in his
trousers pocket, staring hard at an advertisement
for somebody's whisky.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At length, out of the chaos of his thoughts,
two courses of action took shape and
presented themselves for consideration. One
was to bash the Blue Marine into irrecognition;
the other was to get mercifully drunk
as soon as possible. The Blue Marine, Ivor
remembered, scaled a matter of fourteen stone,
so he chose the latter alternative, and for
thirty-six hours Oblivion, as understood by
men of His Majesty's Forces, received him
into her arms.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">III.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Did remain absen' over leave thirty-six
tours, under haggravated circumstances,"
declaimed the Master-at-Arms.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was the first time Ivor had broken his
leave for three years. His head ached
intolerably: he felt sick, too, and heard as
from an infinite distance the cool, crisp
tones of the Commander, who spoke sternly
of the penalties attached to "not playing
the game." Ivor listened sullenly. It was
another and an older game he had tried to
play,—a game in which Fate seemed to hold
most of the trumps. There was a good deal
more in the same strain about the abuse of
privileges, and it all ended in his being
placed in the Captain's Report, to stand
over till next day.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At dinner his resentment against the
Universe in general swelled into an excited
flood of lower-deck jargon. In particular,
he poured out invective on the perfidy of
Woman, and 43 Mess, with the peculiar
understanding vouched in the matter to men
who go down to the sea in ships, sucked its
teeth in sympathetic encouragement.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I'd serve 'er to rights," said a youthful
Second-Class Stoker darkly. He removed
the point of his clasp-knife from his mouth,
whither it had conveyed a potato, and
illustrated with a gesture an argument certain
of his feminine acquaintances in the Mile End
Road were supposed to have found conclusive.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't you take on, Taff," said another,
pushing over his pannikin of rum. "'Ave
a rub at this lot." Ivor finished his
sympathiser's tot, and several others that were
furtively offered him—for he was a popular
little man among his messmates. But
spirit—even "three-water" rum—is not the
soundest remedy for an alcoholic head. It
set him coughing, and deepened the sense
of injury that rankled within him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Wot you wants," said a Leading Stoker,
"is to run about an' bite things, like. You
go on deck an' 'ave a smoke." He knew
the danger-signals of a mess-deck with the
intimacy of seventeen years' experience, and
Ivor went sullenly. But it was a dangerous
man that stopped at the break of the
forecastle to light his pipe.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," he said presently, "what d'you
reckon I'll get whateffer?" His "Raggie"
considered the situation. "Couldn't rightly
say; there's the Jauntie[#] over by the
'atchway—go 'long an' ask 'im." Ivor smoked in
silence for a moment, then nodded, and
stepping through the wreaths of tobacco smoke,
touched the Master-at-Arms on the shoulder.
The latter, who was listening to a story
related by the Ship's Steward, was a small
man, with a grim vinegary face. He turned
sharply—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>[#] Master-at-Arms.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well?" he said curtly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now Ivor had stepped across the deck,
honestly intending to ask the probable
extent of the punishment the Captain would
award him for breaking his leave. The
suddenness with which the Master-at-Arms
turned jarred his jangled nerves; the sour
face opposite him was the face of the man
who, on the Lower Deck, represented Law,
Order, and Justice, things Ivor knew to be
perverse and monstrous mockeries. His brain
swam with the fumes of the thirty-six hours'
debauch, reawakened by his messmate's rum.
A sudden insane rage closed down on him
like a mist, leaving him conscious only of
the Master-at-Arms' face, as in the centre
of a partly fogged negative, very distinct,
and for an instant imperturbable and
maddening.... Yet, as Ivor struck, fair and
true between the eyes, he somehow realised
that not even now had he got level with Fate.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">IV.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>A man seated in the foremost cell raised
an unshaven face from his hands as the sullen
report of a gun reached him through the open
scuttle. For a while he speculated dully what
it was for; then with curious disinterestedness
remembered that it was the court-martial
gun, and that he, Ivor Jenkins, was
that day to be tried for an offence the
extreme penalty for which is Death.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They said he'd slogged the Jauntie. For
a while he had been, dazed and incredulous,
but as the testimony of innumerable
witnesses seemed to leave no doubt about the
matter, Ivor accepted the intelligence with
stoical unconcern. Personally he had no
recollection of anything save a great uproar
and a sea of excited faces appearing suddenly
on all sides out of a red mist.... However,
there were the witnesses, and, moreover, there
was still an unexplained tenderness about his
knuckles.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I pleads guilty," was all the prisoner's
friend (a puzzled and genuinely sympathetic
Engineer Lieutenant) could get out of him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, I should have thought you were
the last man to have done such a thing
in the whole of the ship's company."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Same 'ere, sir," said Ivor, and fell a-coughing.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Subsequent proceedings bewildered and
finally bored him. They thrust documents
upon him, wherein he found his name coupled
to the incomprehensible prefix "For that he,"
and his misdemeanour described in a style
worthy of the 'Police Budget.' The
Chaplain visited him and spoke words of reproof
in a kindly and mechanical tone. For the
rest, he was left to himself throughout the
long days; to cough and cough again, to
watch the light grow and fade, to count
the stars in the barred circle of the scuttle,
and to the recollection of green, slanting
eyes vexed by dusty sunlight in their
depths....</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Have you any objection to any members
of this Court?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Ivor started at the question and looked
round the cabin. Till then he had not
noticed his surroundings much. A Captain
and several Commanders in frock-coats and
epaulettes were seated round a baize-covered
table; they were enclosed by a rope covered
with green cloth, secured breast-high to
wooden pillars, also covered with green cloth.
It was the Captain's fore-cabin, and the
bulkheads were covered with paintings of ships.
One of these in particular—a corvette
close-hauled—arrested Ivor's attention. The
Deputy Judge-Advocate, a Paymaster with
a preternaturally grave face and slightly
nervous manner, repeated his question.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Do you object to being tried by any of
the Officers present on the Court?" Ivor
moistened his lips; why on earth should
they expect him to object to them? An
unknown Master-at-Arms standing beside
him with a drawn sword nudged him in the
ribs.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captains and Commanders then rose
with a clank of swords, and swore to
administer justice without partiality, favour, or
affection, in tones that for a moment brought
Ivor visions of a stuffy chapel (Ebenezer, they
called it) in far away Glamorganshire. Then
the Judge-Advocate turned to him again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You need not plead either 'Guilty' or
'Not Guilty.' But if you wish to plead
'Guilty' you may do so now."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At last: "Guilty," said Ivor Jenkins.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For an instant there was utter silence.
The junior Commander stirred slightly and
glanced at the clock: he would have time
for that round of golf after all.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Prisoner's Friend then gave evidence,
and Ivor experienced his first sensation of
interest at hearing himself described as an
excellent working hand, who had never given
anything but satisfaction to his superiors. A
perspiring and obviously embarrassed Chief
Stoker followed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The last man in the ship I'd 'a' thought
'ud do such a thing," he maintained. Ivor
glanced at him indulgently, as one who
hears an oft-repeated platitude, and resumed
his study of the corvette close-hauled.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Clear the Court," said the President
briskly. Ivor found himself once more in
the lobby, sitting between his escort. One,
a kindly man, pressed a small, hard object
into his hand. Ivor nodded imperceptible
thanks, and under cover of a cough,
conveyed it to his mouth. It was a plug of
Navy tobacco.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A bell rang overhead, and the prisoner
was marched back into Court.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... to be imprisoned with hard labour
for the term of twelve calendar months." It
was over.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Now say 'Ah!' ... Again! ... Raise
your arms ... H'm." The Surgeon
disentangled himself from his stethoscope and
looked Ivor in the eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My lad," he said bluntly, "it's Hospital
for you—and too late at that."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the Wardroom later on he met the
Engineer Lieutenant. "I'd make a better
Prisoner's Friend than ever you will," he
remarked. Pressed for an explanation, he
tapped the stethoscope-case in his pocket.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Consumption—galloping," he said.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Perhaps Ivor had held the Ace of Trumps
after all.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="concerning-the-sailor-man"><span class="bold large">XXII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">CONCERNING THE SAILOR-MAN.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Able Seaman, Seaman Gunner, one Good
Conduct Badge." Thus, with a click of
unaccustomed boot-heels, he might describe
himself at the monthly "Muster by
open-list." In less formal surroundings, however,
he is wont to refer to himself as a "matlow,"
a designation not infrequently accompanied
by fervid embellishments.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Occasionally he serves to adorn the moral
of a temperance tract: a reporter, hard pressed
for police court news, may record one of his
momentary lapses from the paths of convention
ashore. Otherwise Literature knows him not.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Generally speaking, his appearance is
familiar enough, though it is to be feared
that the world—the unfamiliar world of
streets and a shod people, of garish "pubs"
and pitfalls innumerable—does not invariably
see him at his best. The influence of the
Naval Discipline Act relaxes ashore, and not
unnatural reaction inspires him with a desire
to tilt his cap on the back of his head and
a fine indiscrimination in the matter of liquid
refreshment.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But to be appreciated he must be seen in
his proper sphere. On board ship he is not
required to play up to any romantic </span><em class="italics">rôle</em><span>: no
one regards him with curiosity or even
interest, and he is in consequence normal.
Ashore, aware of observation, he becomes
as unnatural as a self-conscious child. A
very genuine pride in his appearance is
partly the outcome of tradition and partly
fostered by a jealous supervision of his
Divisional Lieutenant. A score of subtleties
go to make up his rig, and never was tide
bound by more unswerving laws than those
that set a span to the width of his
bell-bottomed trousers or the depth of his collar.
This collar was instituted by his forebears
to protect their jackets from the grease on
their queues. The queue has passed away,
but the collar remains, and its width is 16
inches, no more, no less. The triple row of
tape that adorns its edge commemorates (so
runs the legend) the three victories that won
for him his heritage; in perpetual mourning
for the hero of Trafalgar, the tar of to-day
knots a black silk handkerchief beneath it.
It is doubtful whether he is aware of the
portent of these emblems, for he is not
commonly of an inquiring turn of mind, but they
are as they were in the beginning, they must
be "just so," and that for him suffices.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A number of factors go to make his speech
the obscure jargon it has been represented.
Recruited from the North, South, East, and
West, he brings with him the dialect he
spoke in childhood. And it were easier to
change the colour of a man's eyes than to
take out of his mouth the brogue he lisped
in his cradle. A succession of commissions
abroad enriches his vocabulary with a
smattering of half the tongues of Earth—Arabic,
Chinese, Malay, Hindustanee, and Japanese:
smatterings truly, and rightly untranslatable,
but Pentecostal in their variety. Lastly, and
proclaiming his vocation most surely of all, are
the undying sea phrases and terms without
which no sailor can express himself. Even
the objects of everyday life need translation.
The floor becomes a deck, stairs a hatchway,
the window a scuttle or gun-port. There are
others, smacking of masts and yards, and the
"Tar-and-Spunyarn" of a bygone Navy; they
are obsolete to-day, yet current speech among
men who at heart remain unchanged, in spite
of Higher Education and the introduction of
marmalade and pickles into their scale of
rations. The tendency to emphasis that all
vigorous forms of life demand, finds outlet
in the meaningless oaths that mar the sailor's
speech. Lack of culture denies him a wider
choice of adjectives: the absence of privacy
or refinements in his mode of life, and a great
familiarity from earliest youth, would seem
an explanation of, if not an excuse for, a
habit which remains irradicable in spite of
well-meaning efforts to counteract it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The conditions of Naval Service sever his
home ties very soon in life. The isolation
from feminine and gentler influences that it
demands is responsible for the curiously
intimate friendships and loyalty that exist on
the mess-deck of a man-of-war. With a
friend the blue-jacket is willing to share all
his worldly possessions—even to the contents
of the mysterious little bag that holds his
cleaning-rags, brick, and emery paper. Since
the work of polishing a piece of brass make
no great demand on his mental activity, the
sailor chooses this time to "spin a yarn," and,
from the fact that the recipient of these
low-voiced quaintly-worded confidences usually
shares his cleaning-rags, the tar describes his
friend as his "Raggie." To the uninitiated the
word signifies little, but to the sailor it
represents all in his hard life that "suffereth long
and is kind." His love for animals, which is
proverbial, affords but another outlet for the
springs of affection that exist in all hearts,
and, in his case, being barred wider scope, are
intensified.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Outside events have for him but little
interest. So long as he is not called upon
to bear a hand by his divinely appointed
superior, while his ration of rum and stand-easy
time are not interfered with, the rise and
fall of dynasties, battle, murder, and sudden
death, leave him imperturbable and unmoved.
Only when these are accompanied by
sufficiently gruesome pictorial representations in
the section of the press he patronises can
they be said to be of much import to him.
But he dearly loves a funeral.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His attitude towards his officers is
commonly that demanded by an austere discipline,
and accompanied more often than not by real
affection and loyalty. He accepts punishment
at the hands of his Superior in the
spirit that he accepts rain or toothache. Its
justice may be beyond his reasoning, but
administered by the Power that rules his
paths, it is the Law, as irrevocable as Fate.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Morally he has been portrayed in two
lights. Idealists claim for him a guilelessness
of soul that would insult an Arcadian
shepherd. To his detractors he is merely a
godless scoffer, rudely antagonistic to
Religion, a brand not even worth snatching
from the burning. Somewhere midway
between these two extremes is to be found the
man as he really is, to whom Religion
presents itself (when he considers the matter
at all) a form of celestial Naval Discipline
tempered by sentimentality.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But these are generalities, and may not
apply to even a fraction of the men in the
Fleet to-day. Conditions of life and modes
of thought on the Lower Deck are even now
changing as the desert sand, and those who
live among sailor-men would hesitate the
most to unite their traits in one comprehensive
summary. It is only by glimpses here and
there of individuals who represent types that
one may glean knowledge of the whole.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the Ship's Office of a man-of-war are
rows of neat brass-bound boxes, and here
are stowed the certificates of the Ship's
Company, those of each Class—seamen,
engine-room ratings, marines, &c., being kept
separately. At the first sight there is little
enough about these prosaic documents to
suggest romance or even human interest
to the ordinary individual. Yet if you read
between the lines a little, picking out an
entry here and there among the hundreds
of different handwritings, you can weave with
the aid of a little imagination all manner
of whimsical fancies. And if, at the end,
the study of them leaves you little wiser,
it will be with a quickened interest in the
inner life of the barefooted, incomprehensible
being on whose shoulders will some
day perchance fall the burden of your destiny
and mine.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The King's Regulations and Admiralty
Instructions, with a flourish of unwonted
metaphor, refer to the document as "a man's
passport through life." The sailor himself,
ever prone to generalities, describes his
Certificate as his "Discharge." In Accountant
circles in which the thing circulates it is
known as a "Parchment."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A Service Certificate—to give its official
title—is a double sheet of parchment with
printed headings, foolscap size, which is
prepared for every man on first entry into the
Service. At the outset it is inscribed with
his name, previous occupation and description,
his religion, the name and address of his next
of kin, and the period of service for which he
engages.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In due course, when he completes his
training and is drafted to sea, his Certificate
accompanies him. As he goes from ship to
ship, on pages 2 and 3 are entered the
records of his service, his rating, the names
of his ships, and the period he served in each.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>On 31st December in each year his Captain
assesses in his own handwriting, on page 4,
the character and ability of each man in the
ship. These fluctuate between various stages
from "Very Good" to "Indifferent" in the
former case; "Exceptional" to "Inferior" in
the latter. Here, too, appear the history of
award and deprivation of Good Conduct Badges;
the more severe penalties of wrong-doing, such
as cells and imprisonment. Here, too, they
must remain (for parchment cannot be
tampered with, and an alteration must be
sanctioned by the Admiralty) in perpetual
appraisement or reproach until the man
completes his Engagement and his Certificate
becomes his own property.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The heading PREVIOUS OCCUPATION shows
plainly enough the trades and classes from
which the Navy is recruited, and is interesting,
if only for the incongruity of the entries.
They are most varied among the Stokers'
Certificates, as these men entered the Service
later in life than the Seamen.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Labourer</em><span> suggests little save perhaps a
vision of the Thames Embankment at night,
and the evidence that some one at least found
a solution of the Unemployment problem.
But we may be wronging him. Doubtless
he had employment enough. Yet I still
connect him with the Embankment. At the
bidding of the L.C.C. it was here he wielded
pick and crowbar until the sudden distant
hoot of a syren stirred something dormant
within him: the barges sliding down-stream
out of a smoky sunset into the Unknown
suggested a wider world. So he laid down
his tools, and his pay is now 2s. 1d. per diem:
from his NEXT OF KIN notation he apparently
supports a wife on it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Farm Hand</em><span>. Can you say what led him
from kine-scented surroundings and the
swishing milk-pails to the stokehold of a
man-of-war? Did the clatter of the
threshing-machine wake an echo of</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"... the bucket and clang of the brasses</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Working together by perfect degree"?</span></div>
<div class="line"> </div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Perhaps it was the ruddy glow of the
hop-ovens by night that he exchanged for the
hell-glare of a battleship's furnaces. Or, as
a final solution, was it the later product of
these same ovens, in liquid form, that helped
the Recruiting Officer?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Newspaper Vendor</em><span>. A pretty conceit, that
Vendor! He has changed vastly since he
dodged about the Strand, hawking the world's
news and exchanging shrill obscenities with
the rebuke of policemen and cab-drivers.
But the gutter-patois clings to him yet: and
of nights you may see him forward, seated on
an upturned bucket, wringing discords of
unutterable melancholy from a mouth-organ.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Merchant Seaman—Golf Caddie</em><span>. He spat
in the sand-box before making your tee, and
looked the other way when you miss your
drive, if he was as loyal as caddie as he is a
sailor. </span><em class="italics">Errand Boy—Circus Artiste</em><span>. Of a
surety he was the clown, this last. His
inability to forget his early training has on
more than one occasion introduced him to a
cell and the bitter waters of affliction. But
he is much in demand at sing-songs and
during stand-easy time.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now here is one with a heavy black line
ruled across his record on page 2, and in the
margin appears the single letter "K" He
is a recovered deserter. He "ran," after eight
years' service and stainless record. Was it
some red-lipped, tousle-haired siren who lured
him from the paths of rectitude? Did the
galling monotony and austere discipline
suddenly prove too much for him? Was it a
meeting with a Yankee tar in some foreign
grog-shop that tempted him with tales of a
higher pay and greater independence? Hardly
the latter, I think, because they caught him,
and on page 4 of the tell-tale parchment
appears the penalty—90 days' Detention.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Lastly: </span><em class="italics">Porter</em><span>. Where on earth did he
shoulder trunks and bawl "By y'r leave"? Was
it amid the echoing vastness of a London
terminus, with its smoke and gloom?
Or—and this I think the more probable—was it
on some sleepy branch-line that he rang a
bell or waved a flag, collected tickets, and
clattered to and fro with fine effect in
enormous hobnail boots? Then one fine day
... but imagination falters here, leaving us
no nearer the reason why he exchanged his
green corduroys for the jumper and collar.
And if we asked him (which we cannot very
well), I doubt if he could tell himself.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They make a motley collection, these tinkers
and tailors and candlestick-makers, but in
time they filter through the same mould, and
emerge, as a rule, vastly improved. You may
sometimes encounter them, in railway stations
or tram-cars, returning on leave to visit a home
that has become no more than an amiable
memory.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And some day, maybe, you will advertise
for a caretaker, or one to do odd jobs about
the house and garden, whose wife can do plain
cooking. Look out then for the man with
tattooed wrists, and eyes that meet yours
unflinching from a weather-beaten face. He
will come to apply in person for the job—being
no great scribe or believer in the power
of the pen. He will arrange his visit so as to
arrive towards evening,—this being, he
concludes, your "stand-easy time." He wastes
few words, but from the breast-pocket of an
obviously ready-made jacket he will produce
a creased and soiled sheet of parchment.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It is the record of his life: and after
two-and-twenty years through which the frayed
passport has brought him, at forty years of
age, he turns to you for employment and a
life wherein (it is his one stipulation) "there
shall be no more sea."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="the-greater-love"><span class="bold large">XXIII.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE GREATER LOVE.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The sun was setting behind a lurid bank of
cloud above the hills of Spain, and, as is usual
at Gibraltar about that hour, a light breeze
sprang up. It eddied round the Rock and
scurried across the harbour, leaving dark
cat's-paws in its trail: finally it reached the
inner mole, alongside which a cruiser was lying.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A long pendant of white bunting, that all
day had hung listlessly from the main top-mast,
stirred, wavered, and finally bellied out
astern, the gilded bladder at the tail bobbing
uneasily over the surface of the water.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Officer of the Watch leaned over the
rail and watched the antics of the bladder,
round which a flock of querulous gulls circled
and screeched. "The paying-off pendant[#]
looks as if it were impatient," he said
laughingly to an Engineer Lieutenant standing at
his side.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] A pendant, one-and-a-quarter times the length of the ship,
flown by ships homeward bound under orders to pay off.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The other smiled in his slow way and turned
seaward, nodding across the bay towards
Algeciras. "Not much longer to wait—there's
the steamer with the mail coming across now." He
took a couple of steps across the deck and
turned. "Only another 1200 miles. Isn't it
ripping to think of, after three years...?" He
rubbed his hands with boyish satisfaction.
"All the coal in and stowed—boats turned in,
funnels smoking—that's what I like to see!
Only the mail to wait for now: and the
gauges down below"—he waggled his forefinger
in the air, laughing,—"like that...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant nodded and hitched his
glass under his arm. "Your middle watch,
Shortie? Mine too: we start working up
for our passage trial then, don't we? Whack
her up, lad—for England, Home, and Beauty!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Engineer Lieutenant walked towards
the hatchway. "What do you think!" and
went below humming—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"From Ushant to Scilly...</span></div>
<div class="line"> </div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Lieutenant on watch turned and looked
up at the Rock, towering over the harbour.
Above the green-shuttered, pink and yellow
houses, and dusty, sun-dried vegetation, the
grim pile was flushing rose-colour against the
pure sky. How familiar it was, he thought,
this great milestone on the road to the East,
and mused awhile, wondering how many
dawns he had lain under its shadow: how
many more sunsets he would watch and
marvel at across the purple Bay.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"British as Brixton!" He had read the
phrase in a book once, describing Gibraltar.
So it was, when you were homeward bound.
He resumed his measured pacing to and fro.
The ferry steamer had finished her short
voyage and had gone alongside the wharf,
out of sight behind an arm of the mole. Not
much longer to wait now. He glanced at his
wrist-watch. "Postie" wouldn't waste much
time getting back. Not all the beer in
Waterport Street nor all the glamour of the
"Ramps" would lure him astray to-night.
The Lieutenant paused in his measured stride
and beckoned a side-boy. "Tell the signalman
to let me know directly the postman is sighted
coming along the mole."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He resumed his leisurely promenade,
wondering how many letters there would be
for him, and who would write. His mother,
of course, ... and Ted at Charterhouse.
His speculations roamed afield. Any one
else? Then he suddenly remembered the
Engineer Lieutenant imitating the twitching
gauge-needle with his forefinger. Lucky
beggar he was. There was some one waiting
for him who mattered more than all the Teds
in the world. More even than a Mother—at
least, he supposed.... His thoughts
became abruptly sentimental and tender.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A signalman, coming helter-skelter down
the ladder, interrupted them, as the
Commander stepped out of his cabin on to the
quarter-deck.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Postman comin' with the mail, sir."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A few minutes later a hoist of flags, whirled
hurriedly to the masthead, asking permission
to proceed "in execution of previous orders." What
those orders were, even the paying-off
pendant knew, trailing aft over the
stern-walk in the light wind.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Rock lay far astern like a tinted
shadow, an opal set in a blue-grey sea. Once
beyond the Straits the wind freshened, and
the cruiser began to lift her lean bows to the
swell, flinging the spray aft along the
forecastle in silver rain. The Marine bugler
steered an unsteady course to the quarterdeck
hatchway and sounded the Officers'
Dinner Call.</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"Officers' wives eat puddings and pies,</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>But sailors' wives eat skilly..."</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>chanted the Lieutenant of the impending first
watch, swaying to the roll of the ship as he
adjusted his tie before the mirror. He
thumped the bulkhead between his cabin and
the adjoining one.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Buck up, Shortie!" he shouted; "it's
Saturday Night at Sea! Your night for a
glass of port."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Sweethearts and wives!" called another
voice across the flat. "You'll get drunk
to-night, Snatcher, if you try to drink to
all——" the voice died away and rose again
in expostulation with a Marine servant.
"... Well, does it </span><em class="italics">look</em><span> like a clean shirt...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Give it a shake, Pay, and put it on like a
man!" Some one else had joined in from
across the flat. The Engineer Lieutenant
pushed his head inside his neighbour's cabin:
"Come along—come along! You'll be late
for dinner. Fresh grub to-night: no more
'Russian Kromeskis' and 'Fanny Adams'!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One second.... Right!" They linked
arms and entered the Wardroom as the
President tapped the table for grace. The Surgeon
scanned the menu with interest. "Jasus!
Phwat diet!" he ejaculated, quoting from an
old Service story. "Listen!" and read out—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Soup: Clear."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's boiled swabs," interposed the Junior
Watch-keeper.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Mr President, sir, I object—this Officer's
unladylike conversation."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Round of port—fine him!" interrupted
several laughing voices.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Go on, Doc.; what next?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Fish: 'Mullets.'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Main drain loungers," from the Junior
Watch-keeper. "Isn't he a little Lord
Fauntleroy—two rounds of port!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Entree</em><span>: Russian Kromeskis——" A roar
of protest.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"And——?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Mutton cutlets."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Goat, he means. What an orgie! Go on;
fain would we hear the worst, fair chirurgeon,"
blathered the Paymaster. "Joint?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Joint; mutton or——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Princely munificence," murmured the First
Lieutenant. "He's not a messman: he's
a—a—what's the word?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Philanthropist. What's the awful alternative?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There isn't any; it's scratched out." The
A.P. and the Junior Watch-keeper clung to
each other. "The originality of the creature!
And the duff?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Rice-pudding."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah me! alack-a-day! alas!" The Paymaster
tore his hair. "I must prophesy ... </span><em class="italics">must</em><span>
prophesy,—shut up, every one! Shut
up!" He closed his eyes and pawed the
air feebly. "I'm a medium. I'm going to
prophesy. I feel it coming.... The
savoury is ... the savoury is"—there was
a moment's tense silence—"sardines on
toast." He opened his eyes. "Am I right,
sir? Thank you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Surgeon leaned forward, and picking
up the massive silver shooting trophy that
occupied the centre of the table, handed it
to a waiter.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Take that to the Paymaster, please. First
prize for divination and second sight. And
you, Snatcher—you'll go down for another
round of port if you keep on laughing with
your mouth full."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So the meal progressed. The "mullets"
were disentangled from their paper jackets
amid a rustling silence of interrogation. The
Worcester sauce aided and abetted the
disappearance of the Russian Kromeskis, as it had
so often done before. The mutton was voted
the limit, and the rice-pudding held evidences
that the cook's hair wanted cutting. The
Junior Watch-keeper—proud officer of that
functionary's division—vowed he'd have it
cut in a manner which calls for no
description in these pages. There weren't any
sardines on toast. The Philanthropist
appeared in person, with dusky, upturned
palms, to deplore the omission.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ow! signor—olla fineesh! I maka
mistake! No have got sardines, signor...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Dear old Ah Ying!" sighed the Engineer
Lieutenant, "I never really loved him till
this minute. Why did we leave him at
Hong-Kong and embark this snake-in-the-grass....
No sardines...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But for all that every one seemed to have
made an admirable meal, and the Chaplain's
"For what we have received, thank God!"
brought it to a close. The table was cleared,
the wine decanters passed round, and once
again the President tapped with his ivory
mallet. There was a little silence—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Mr Vice—the King!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The First Lieutenant raised his glass.
"Gentlemen—the King!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The King!" murmured the Mess, with
faces grown suddenly decorous and grave.
At that moment the Corporal of the Watch
entered; he glanced down the table, and
approaching the Junior Watch-keeper's chair
saluted and said something in an undertone.
The Junior Watch-keeper nodded, finished his
port, and rose, folding his napkin. His
neighbour, the Engineer Lieutenant, leaned
back in his chair, speaking over his
shoulder—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Your First Watch, James?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other nodded.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then," with mock solemnity, "may I
remind you that our lives are in your hands
till twelve o'clock? Don't forget that, will you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Junior Watch-keeper laughed. "I'll
bear it in mind." At the doorway he
turned with a smile: "It won't be the
first time your valuable life has been
there."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Or the last, we'll hope."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We'll hope not, Shortie."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The buzz of talk and chaff had again begun
to ebb and flow round the long table. The
First Lieutenant lit a cigarette and began
collecting napkin-rings, placing them
eventually in a row, after the manner of horses
at the starting-post. "Seven to one on the
field, bar one—Chief, your ring's disqualified.
It would go through the ship's side.
Now, wait for the next roll—stand by!
Clear that flower-pot——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Disqualified be blowed! Why, I turned
it myself when I was a student, out of a bit
of brass I stole——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't help that; it weighs a ton—scratched
at the post!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander tapped the table with his
little hammer—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"May I remind you all that it's Saturday
Night at Sea?" and gave the decanters a
little push towards his left-hand neighbour.
The First Lieutenant brushed the starters
into a heap at his side; the faintest shadow
passed across his brow.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"So it is!" echoed several voices.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, Shortie, fill up! Snatcher, you'd
better have a bucket.... 'There's a Burmah
girl a-settin' an' I know she thinks,'—port,
Number One?" The First Lieutenant signed
an imperceptible negation and pushed the
decanter round, murmuring something about
hereditary gout.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was ten years since he had drunk that
toast: since a certain tragic dawn, stealing
into the bedroom of a Southsea lodging, found
him on his knees at a bedside.... They
all knew the story, as men in Naval Messes
afloat generally do know each other's tragedies
and joys. And yet his right-hand neighbour
invariably murmured the same formula as
he passed the wine on Saturday nights at
sea. In its way it was considered a rather
subtle intimation that no one wanted to pry
into his sorrow—even to the extent of
presuming that he would never drink that
health again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>In the same way they all knew that it
was the one occasion on which the little
Engineer Lieutenant permitted himself the
extravagance of wine. He was saving up
to get married; and perhaps for the reason
that he had never mentioned the fact,
every one not only knew it, but loved and
chaffed him for it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The decanters travelled round, and the
First Lieutenant leaned across to the
Engineer Lieutenant, who was contemplatively
watching the smoke of his cigarette. There
was a whimsical smile in the grave, level eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I suppose we shall have to think about
rigging a garland[#] before long, eh?"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] A garland of evergreens is triced up to the
triatic stay between the masts
on the occasion of an officer's marriage.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The other laughed half-shyly. "Yes, before
long, I hope, Number One."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Down came the ivory hammer—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Gentlemen—Sweethearts and Wives!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"And may they never meet!" added the
Engineer Commander. In reality the most
domesticated and blameless of husbands, it
was the ambition of his life to be esteemed
a sad dog, and that, men should shake their
heads over him crying "Fie!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The First Lieutenant gathered together his
silver rings. "Now then, clear the table.
She's rolling like a good 'un. Seven to one
on the field, bar——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Speech!" broke in the Paymaster.
"Speech, Shortie! Few words by a young
officer about to embark on the troubled sea
of matrimony. Hints on the Home——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The prospective bridegroom shook his head,
laughing, and coloured in a way rather pleasant
to see. He rose, pushing in his chair. In
the inside pocket of his mess-jacket was an
unopened letter, saved up-to read over a pipe
in peace,</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"My advice to you all is——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Don't,'" from the Engineer Commander.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Mind your own business," and the Engineer
Lieutenant fled from the Mess amid derisive
shouts of "Coward!" The voice of the First
Lieutenant rose above the hubbub—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Seven to one on the field—and what about
a jump or two? Chuck up the menu-card,
Pay. Now, boys, roll, bowl, or pitch
... 'Every time a blood-orange or a good
see-gar'...!"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Officer of the First Watch leaned out
over the bridge rails, peering into the
darkness that enveloped the forecastle, and
listening intently. The breeze had freshened, and
the cruiser slammed her way into a rising
sea, labouring with the peculiar motion known
as a "cork-screw roll": the night was very
dark. Presently he turned and walked to the
chart-house door: inside, the Navigation
Officer was leaning over the chart, wrinkling
his brows as he pencilled a faint line.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Pilot," said the other, "just step out here
a second."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Navigator looked up, pushing his cap
from his forehead. "What's up?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I think the starboard anchor is 'talking.' I
wish you'd come and listen a moment." The
Navigator stepped out on to the bridge,
closing the chart-house door after him, and
paused a moment to accustom his eyes to the
darkness. "Dark night, isn't it? Wind's
getting up, too...." He walked to the
end of the bridge and leaned out. The ship
plunged into a hollow with a little shudder and
then flung her bows upwards into, a cascade
of spray. A dull metallic sound detached
itself from the sibilant rushing of water and
the beat of waves against the ship's side,
repeating faintly with each roll of the ship
from the neighbourhood of the anchor-bed.
The Navigator nodded: "Yes, ... one of
the securing chains wants tautening, I should
say. 'Saltash Luck'[#] for some one!" He
moved back into the chart-house and picked
up the parallel-rulers again.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] A thorough wetting.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Lieutenant of the Watch went to the
head of the ladder and called the Boatswain's
Mate, who was standing in the lee of the
conning-tower yarning with the Corporal of
the Watch—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Pipe the duty sub. of the watch to fall in
with oilskins on; when they're present, take
them on to the forecastle and set up the
securing chain of the starboard bower-anchor.
Something's worked loose. See that any one
who goes outside the rail has a bowline on."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye, aye, sir." The Boatswain's Mate
descended the ladder, giving a few
preliminary "cheeps" with his pipe before
delivering himself of his tidings of "Saltash Luck"
to the duty sub. of the port watch.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Officer of the Watch gave an order to
the telegraph-man on the bridge, and far
below in the Engine-room they heard the
clang of the telegraph gongs. He turned
into the chart-house and opened the ship's
log, glancing at the clock as he did so.
Then he wrote with a stumpy bit of pencil—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"9.18. Decreased speed to 6 knots. Duty
Sub. secured starboard bower-anchor."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He returned to the bridge and leaned over
the rail, straining his eyes into the darkness
and driving spray towards the indistinct
group of men working on the streaming
forecastle. In the light of a swaying lantern
he could make out a figure getting out on to
the anchor-bed; another was turning up with
a rope's end; he heard the faint click of a
hammer on metal. The ship lurched and
plunged abruptly into the trough of a sea.
An oath, clear-cut and distinct, tossed aft
on the wind, and a quick shout.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He turned aft and rushed to the top of the
ladder, bawling down between curved palms
with all the strength of his lungs.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Engineer Lieutenant who left the
Wardroom after dinner did not immediately
go on deck. He went first to his cabin, where
he filled and lit a pipe, and changed his
mess-jacket for a comfortable, loose-fitting
monkey-jacket. Then he settled down in his
armchair, wedged his feet against the bunk to
steady himself against the roll of the ship,
and read his letter. Often as he read he
smiled, and once he blinked a little,
misty-eyed. The last sheet he re-read several
times.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... Oh, isn't it good to think of! It was
almost worth the pain of separation to have
this happiness now—to know that every
minute is bringing you nearer. I wake up
in the morning with that happy sort of
feeling that something nice is going to happen
soon—and then I realise: you are coming
Home! I jump out of bed and tear another
leaf off the calendar,—there are only nine left
now, and then comes one marked with a big
cross.... Do you know the kind of happiness
that hurts? Or is it only a girl who can
feel it? ... I pray every night that the days
may pass quickly, and that you may come
safely."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was a very ordinary little love-letter,
with its shy admixture of love and faith and
piety: the sort so few men ever earn, and so
many (in Heaven's mercy) are suffered to
receive. The recipient folded it carefully,
replaced it in its envelope, and put it in his
pocket. Then he lifted his head suddenly,
listening....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Down below, the Engine-room telegraph
gong had clanged, and the steady beat of
the engines slowed. With an eye on his
wrist-watch he counted the muffled strokes
of the piston.... Decreased to 6 knots.
What was the matter? Fog? He rose
and leaned over his bunk, peering through
the scuttle. Quite clear. He decided to
light a pipe and go on deck for a "breather"
before turning in, and glanced at the little
clock ticking on the bulkhead. Twenty past
nine; ten minutes walk on the quarter-deck
and then to bed. It was his middle watch.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>As he left his cabin some one in the
Wardroom began softly playing the piano, and the
Paymaster's clear baritone joined in, singing a
song about somebody's grey eyes watching for
somebody else. The Mess was soaking in
sentiment to-night: must be the effect of
Saturday Night at Sea he reflected.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He reached the quarter-deck and stood
looking round, swaying easily with the
motion of the ship. The sea was getting up,
and the wind blew a stream of tiny sparks
from his pipe. Farther aft the sentry on the
life-buoys was mechanically walking his beat,
now toiling laboriously up a steep incline,
now trying to check a too precipitous
descent. The Engineer Lieutenant watched
him for a moment, listening to the notes of
the piano tinkling up through the open
skylight from the Wardroom.</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"I know of two white arms</span></div>
<div class="line"><span>Waiting for me ..."</span></div>
</div></div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The singer had started another verse; the
Engineer Lieutenant smiled faintly, and
walked to the ship's side to stare out into
the darkness. Why on earth had they
slowed down? A sudden impatience filled
him. Every minute was precious now. Why——</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"MAN OVERBOARD. AWAY LIFEBOAT'S
CREW!" Not for nothing had the Officer
of the Watch received a "Masts and Yards"
upbringing; the wind forward caught the
stentorian shout and hurled it along the
booms and battery, aft to the quarter-deck
where the little Engineer Lieutenant was
standing, one hand closed over the glowing
bowl of his pipe, the other thrust into his
trousers pocket.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Engine-room telegraph began clanging
furiously, the sound passing up the casings
and ventilators into the night; then the
Boatswain's Mate sent his ear-piercing pipe
along the decks, calling away the lifeboat's
crew. The sentry on the life-buoys wrenched
at the releasing knob of one of his charges
and ran across to the other.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The leaden seconds passed, and the
Engineer Lieutenant still stood beside the
rail, mechanically knocking the ashes from
his pipe.... Then something went past on
the crest of a wave: something white that
might have been a man's face, or broken
water showing up in the glare of a scuttle....
A sound out of the darkness that might
have been the cry of a low-flying gull.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Now it may be argued that the Engineer
Lieutenant ought to have stayed where he
was. Going overboard on such a night was
too risky for a man whose one idea was to get
home as quickly as possible—who, a moment
before, had chafed at the delay of reduced
speed. Furthermore, he had in his pocket a
letter bidding him come home safely; and for
three years he had denied himself his little
luxuries for love of her who wrote it....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>All the same—would she have him stand
and wonder if that was a gull he had heard...?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Love of women, Love of life....! Mighty
factors—almost supreme. Yet a mortal has
stayed in a wrecked stokehold, amid the
scalding steam, to find and shut a valve;
Leper Settlements have their doctors and
pastor; and "A very gallant Gentleman"
walks unhesitatingly into an Antarctic
blizzard, to show there is a love stronger and
higher even than these.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Engineer Lieutenant was concerned
with none of these fine thoughts. For one
second he did pause, looking about as if for
somewhere to put his pipe. Then he tossed
it on to the deck, scrambled over the rail,
took a deep breath, and dived.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Marine sentry ran to the side of the
ship.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Christ!</em><span>" he gasped, and forsook his post,
to cry the tale aloud along the seething
battery.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The ship shuddered as the engines were
reversed, and the water under the stern
began to seethe and churn. The Commander
had left his cabin, and was racing up to the
bridge, as the Captain reached the quarterdeck.
A knot of officers gathered on the
after-bridge.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Pin's out, sir!" shouted the Coxswain of
the sea-boat, and added under his breath,
"Oars all ready, lads! Stan' by to pull
like bloody 'ell—there's two of 'em in the
ditch...." The boat was hanging a few
feet above the tumbling water.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Slip!" shouted a voice from the invisible
fore-bridge. An instant's pause, and the boat
dropped with a crash on to a rising wave,
There was a clatter and thud of oars in
row-locks; the clanking of the chain-slings, and
the boat, with her motley-clad[#] life-belted
crew, slid off down the slant of a wave.
For a moment the glare of an electric light
lit the faces of the men, tugging and straining
grimly at their oars; then she vanished, to
reappear a moment later on the crest of
a sea, and disappeared again into the
darkness.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Any one near the boat responds to the call
"Away Life-boat's crew!"</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Commander on the fore-bridge snatched
up a megaphone, shouting down-wind—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Pull to starboard, cutter! Make for the
life-buoy light!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The watchers on the after-bridge were peering
into the night with binoculars and glasses.
The A.P. extended an arm and forefinger:
"There's the life-buoy—there! ... Now—there!
D'you see it? You can just see the
flare when it lifts on a wave.... Ah!
That's better!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The dazzling white beam from a search-light
on the fore-bridge leaped suddenly into the
night. "Now we can see the cutter—" the
beam wavered a moment and finally steadied.
"Yes, there they are.... I say, there's a
devil of a sea running."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ripping sea-boats our Service cutters
are," said another, staring through his glasses.
"They'll live in almost anything; but this
isn't a dangerous sea. The skipper 'll turn
in a minute and make a lee for them."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Think old Shortie reached the buoy?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Probably swimming about looking for the
other fellow, if I know anything of him; who
did he go in after?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"One of the duty sub.—they were securing
the anchor or something forward, and the
bowline slipped——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"By gad! He's got him! There's the
buoy—yes, two of them. </span><em class="italics">Good</em><span> old Shortie....
My God! </span><em class="italics">Good</em><span> old Shortie!" The
speaker executed a sort of war-dance and
trod on the Paymaster's toes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"When you've quite finished, Snatcher....
By the way, what about hot-water
bottles—blankets—stimulants.... First aid:
come along! 'Assure the patient in a loud
voice that he is safe.' ... 'Aspect cheerful
but subdued.' ... I learned the whole
rigmarole once!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>From the fore upper bridge the Captain
was handling his ship like a picket-boat.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"'Midships—steady! Stop both!" He
raised his mouth from the voice-pipe to the
helmsman, and nodded to the Officer of the
Watch. "She'll do now.... The wind 'll
take her down."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander leaned over the rail and
called the Boatswain's Mate—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Clear lower deck! Man the falls!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The ranks of men along the ship's side
turned inboard, and passed the ropes aft, in
readiness to hoist the boat. There were
three hundred men on the falls, standing by
to whisk the cutter to the davit-heads like a
cockle-shell.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"They've got 'em—got 'em both!" murmured
the deep voices: they spat impatiently.
"What say, lads? Stamp an' go with 'er?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Silence in the battery! </span><em class="italics">Marry</em><span>!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander was leaning over the
bridge rails; the Surgeon and two Sick-berth
Stewards were waiting by the davits. Alongside
the cutter was rising and falling on the
waves....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right, sir!" The voice of the
Coxswain came up as if from the deep. They
had hooked the plunging boat on somehow,
and his thumb-nail was a pulp....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Three hundred pairs of eyes turned towards
the fore-bridge.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Hoist away!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>No need for the Boatswain's Mate to echo
the order; no need for the Petty Officers'
"With a will, then, lads!" They rushed aft
in a wild stampede, hauling with every ounce
of beef and strength in their bodies. The
cutter, dripping and swaying, her crew
fending her off the rolling ship with their
stretchers, shot up to the davits.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"High 'nough!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The rush stopped like one man. Another
pull on the after-fall—enough. She was
hoisted. "</span><em class="italics">Walk back! ... Lie to!</em><span>"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A tense silence fell upon the crowded
battery: the only sound that of men breathing
hard. A limp figure was seen descending
the Jacob's ladder out of the boat, assisted
by two of the crew. Heady hands were
outstretched to help, and the next moment
Willie Sparling, Ordinary Seaman, Official
Number 13728, was once more on the deck
of a man-of-war—a place he never expected
to see again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Ow!" He winced, "Min' my shoulder—it's
'urted...." He looked round at the
familiar faces lit by the electric lights, and
jerked his head back at the boat hanging
from her davits. "</span><em class="italics">'E</em><span> saved my life—look
after 'im. 'E's a ... e's a—bleedin'
'ero, ..." and Willie Sparling, with a
broken collar-bone, collapsed dramatically
enough.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Engineer Lieutenant swung himself
down on to the upper deck and stooped to
wring the water from his trousers. The
Surgeon seized him by the arm—-</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along, Shortie—in between the
blankets with you!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The hero of the moment disengaged his
arm and shook himself like a terrier.
"Blankets be blowed—it's my Middle Watch."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Surgeon laughed. "Plenty of time
for that: it's only just after half-past nine.
What about a hot toddy?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Lord! I thought I'd been in the water
for hours.... Yes, by Jove! a hot toddy——" He
paused and looked round, his face
suddenly anxious. "By the way, ... 'any
one seen a pipe sculling about...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Down below the telegraph gongs clanged,
and the ship's bows swung round on to her
course, heading once more for England, Home,
and Beauty.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst" id="a-picturesque-ceremony"><span class="bold large">XXIV.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"A PICTURESQUE CEREMONY."</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">"S—— Parish Church was, yesterday afternoon,
the scene of a
picturesque ceremony...."—</span><em class="italics small">Local Paper</em><span class="small">.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Torpedo Lieutenant (hereinafter known
as "Torps") was awakened by the June
sunlight streaming in through the open
scuttle of his cabin. Overhead the
quarterdeck-men were busy scrubbing decks: the
grating murmur of the holystones and swish
of water from the hoses, all part of each day's
familiar routine, sent his eyes round to the
clock ticking on the chest of drawers.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For a while he lay musing, watching with
thoughtful gaze the disc of blue sky framed
by the circle of the scuttle; then, as if in
obedience to a sudden resolution, he threw
back the bed-clothes and hoisted himself out
of his bunk. Slipping his feet into a pair of
ragged sandals, he left his cabin and walked
along the flat till he came to another a few
yards away; this he entered, drawing the
curtain noiselessly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The occupant of the bunk was still asleep,
breathing evenly and quietly, one bare
forearm, with the faint outline of a snake tattooed
upon it, lying along the coverlet. For a few
moments the new-comer stood watching the
sleeper, the corners of his eyes creased in a
little smile. Men sometimes smile at their
friends that way, and at their dogs. The
face on the pillow looked very boyish,
somehow, ... he hadn't changed much since
</span><em class="italics">Britannia</em><span> days, really; and they had been
through a good deal between then and now.
Wholesome, lean old face it was; no wonder
a woman...</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The sleeper stirred, sighed a little, and
opened his eyes. For a moment they rested,
clear and direct as an awakened child's, on
Torps' face; then he laughed a greeting—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo, Torps!" He yawned and stretched,
and rising on one elbow, thrust his head out
of the scuttle. "Thank Heaven for a fine day!
Number One back from leave yet?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, he's back: you're quite safe."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The other lay back in the bunk. "Has
Phillips brought my tea yet?" He looked
round helplessly. "What an awful pot-mess
my cabin is in. Those are presents that came
last night—they've all got to be packed.
What's the time? Why, it's only half-past
seven! Torps, you are the limit! I swear
I've always read in books that fellows stayed
in bed till lunch on these occasions, mugging
up the marriage-service. I'm not going to
get up in the middle of the night—be blowed
if I do!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Torps lit a cigarette. "That's only in
books. We'll have breakfast, and take your
gear up to the hotel, and then we'll play
nine holes of golf—just to take our minds
off frivolous subjects."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Golf! My dear old ass, I couldn't drive a yard!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, you're going to have a try,
anyway. Everything's arranged that can be:
you aren't allowed to drink cocktails; you
can't see Her—till two o'clock. You'd fret
yourself into a fever here in bed—what else
do you think you're going to do?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The prospective bridegroom stirred his tea
in silence. "Well, I suppose there's
something in all that; pass me a cigarette—there's
a box just there.... Oh, thanks,
old bird; don't quite know why I should be
treated as if I were an irresponsible and
feeble-minded invalid, just because I'm going
to be married."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Best Man laughed. "How d'you feel
about it yourself?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"H'm.... D'you remember one morning
at Kao-chu—was that the name of the
place? It began to dawn, and we saw those
yellow devils coming up, a thousand or so of
the blighters: we had a half-company and no
maxim, d'you remember? It was dev'lish
cold, and we wanted our breakfasts, ... and
we were about sixteen?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Torps smiled recollection. "Bad's that?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Very nearly."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I remember—what they call in the quack
advertisements 'That Sickish Feeling'! Never
mind, turn out and scrape your
face; you'll feel much better after your
bath——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Outside in the flat the voice of some one
carolling drew near—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">For</em><span> ... it is ... my </span><em class="italics">wed</em><span>—ding
</span><em class="italics">MOR-</em><span> ... ning....!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The victim groaned. "Oh Lord! Now
they're going to start being comic."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; it's only the Indiarubber Man."[#] The
curtain was drawn back and a smiling
face, surmounted by a shock of ruddy hair,
thrust into the cabin—</span></p>
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<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Lieutenant for Physical Training Duties.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"'Morning, Guns! Many happy returns of
the day, and all that sort of thing. Merry
and bright?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery Lieutenant forced a wan
smile. "Quite—thanks."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's right! And our Torps in attendance
with smelling salts.... Condemned
man suffered Billington to pinion him without
Resistance——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The bridegroom sat up, searching for a
missile. "Look here, for goodness' sake....
That 'Condemned man' business 's been done
before. All the people who tell funny stories
about fellows being married——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Tut, tut! Tuts in two places! A pretty
business, forsooth! Sense of humour going.
Beginning of the end. Fractious. Tongue
furred, for all we know.... Where's the
Young Doc.? I suggest a thorough medical
examination before it's too late——" Another
face appeared grinning in the doorway.
"Why, here he is! Doc., don't you think
a stringent medical examination——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery Lieutenant crawled reluctantly
out of his bunk. "You two needn't come
scrapping in here. I'm going to shave, and
I don't want to cut my face off!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The visitors helped themselves to cigarettes.
"We don't want to scrap: we want to see
you shave, Guns. Watch him lathering
himself with aspen hand!" They explored the
cardboard-boxes and parcels that littered all
available space. "Did you ever see such
prodigal generosity as the man's friends
display! Toast-rack—no home complete
without one—Card-case!"—they probed among
the tissue wrappings. "Case of pipes....
Handsome ormulu timepiece, suitably
inscribed. My Ghost! Guns—almost thou
persuadest me ..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, those things came last night: people
are awfully kind——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Torpedo Lieutenant intervened. "Come
on, give him a chance—I'll never get him
dressed with you two messing about."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery Lieutenant grinned above the
lather at his reflection in the mirror. "D'you
hear that! That's the way he's been going
on ever since I woke up. One would think
I had G.P.I.!" The visitors prepared to
depart. "You have my profound sympathy,
Torps," said the Surgeon. "I was Best Man
to a fellow once—faith, I kept him under
morphia till it was all over. He was
practically no trouble."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now I'm going to get my bath," said the
Torpedo Lieutenant when the well-wishers
had taken their departure. "Shove on any
old clothes: we'll send your full-dress up to
the hotel, and your boxes to the house; and
you needn't worry your old head about
anything."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Torps left the cabin; there was a tap at
the door and a private of Marines entered,
surveying the Gunnery Lieutenant with
affectionate regard. "I just come in to see if we
was turnin' out, sir. Razor all right? Better
'ave a 'ot bath this mornin', sir!" His master's
unaccountable predilection for immersing his
body in cold water every morning was a
custom that not even twelve years of familiarity
had robbed of its awfulness. "I strip
right down an' 'ad a bath meself, sir, mornin'
I was spliced," he admitted, as one who
condones generously an inexplicable weakness,
"but it were a 'ot one. You'd best 'ave it
'ot, sir!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His master laughed. "No, thanks, Phillips;
it's all right as it is. Will you be up at the
house this afternoon and lend a hand, after
the ceremony?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Private of Marines nodded sorrowfully.
"I understands, sir. I bin married meself—I
knows all the routine, as you might say." He
departed with a sigh that left a faint
reminiscence of rum in the morning air, and
the Gunnery Lieutenant proceeded with his
toilet, humming a little tune under his breath.
Half an hour later he entered the Wardroom
clad in comfortable grey flannels and
an old shooting-coat. The Mess, breakfasting,
received him with a queer mixture of
chaff and solicitude. The First Lieutenant
grinned over a boiled egg: "Guns, sorry I
couldn't get back earlier to relieve you, but
'urgent private affairs,' you know."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"All right, Number One! As long as you
got back before two o'clock this afternoon,
that's all I cared about." He helped himself
to bacon and poured out a cup of coffee.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Marvellous!" The Indiarubber Man
opposite feigned breathless interest in his
actions, and murmured something into his
cup about condemned men partaking of
hearty breakfasts.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Come on, that's enough of the
'Condemned man'! You'd better find out
something about a Groomsman's duties," said
the Best Man, coming to the rescue of his
principal.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Am I a Groomsman? So I am—I'd
forgotten. What do I do? Show people to
their seats: 'this way please, madam, second
shop through on the right.' ... Have you
any rich aunts, Guns? 'Pon my word, I
might get off this afternoon—you never
know. 'Every nice girl loves a sailor....' Which
of the lucky bridesmaids falls to my
lot? Do I kiss the bride...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You try it on," retorted the prospective
husband grimly.'</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't I kiss anybody," inquired the
Indiarubber Man plaintively.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not if they see you coming, I shouldn't
think," cut in the Paymaster from behind his
paper.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Then the head waiter and I will retire
behind a screen and get quietly drunk—I
don't suppose anybody will want to kiss him
either: they never do, somehow. We shall
drift together, blighted misogamists...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Engineer Commander glowered at the
speaker. "Suppose ye reserve a little of this
unpar-r-ralleled wit——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I will, Chief—beg pardon. But there's
something about a wedding morning—don't
you know? Screams-of-fun-and-roars-of-laughter
sort of atmosphere." He looked
round the silent table. "Now I've annoyed
everybody. Ah, me! What it is to have
to live with mouldy messmates, ..." and
the Indiarubber Man drifted away to the
smoking-room.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"He ought to keep your little show from
getting dull this afternoon," said the First
Lieutenant.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery Lieutenant laughed. "Yes,
it's pleasant to find some one who does regard
it as a joke. The only trouble is that his
bridesmaid is my young sister, a flapper from
school, and I know he'll make her giggle in
the middle of the service. She doesn't want
much encouragement at any time." The
speaker finished a leisurely breakfast and
filled his pipe.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now then, Torps, I'm ready for you and
your nine holes...."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">II.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The Gunnery Lieutenant sat down and
began laboriously dragging on his
Wellington boots. His Best Man stood in front
of the glass adjusting the medals on the
breast of his full-dress coat. This
concluded to his satisfaction, he picked up a
prayer-book from the dressing-table—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, then, Guns, a 'dummy-run,'" and
read; "N. Wilt thou have this woman——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why 'N'?" objected the prospective
bridegroom.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Dunno, It says 'N' here."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've never heard a parson say 'N,'"
ventured the other, "but it's years since I saw
a wedding—chuck me my braces—Well, go
on." The Best Man continued.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I know that part. That's the 'I will'
business,—by the way, where's the ring?
Don't, for Heaven's sake, let it out of your
sight—are my trousers hitched up too
high...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, they're all right. Then you say:
'I, N, take thee, N——'"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"More N's. We can't both be N—must
be a misprint...." He seized the book. "Have
I got to learn all that by heart?
Why don't they have a Short Course at
Greenwich, or Whaley, or somewhere, about
these things. "I, 'N,' take thee, 'N'"—he
began reading the words feverishly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No—that's all right. You repeat it after
the parson. And you say, 'I, John Willie,'
or whatever your various names might be,
'take thee, Millicent'—d'you see? Here,
let me fix that epaulette."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Give me a cigarette, for Heaven's sake." He
hurriedly scanned the pages. "Ass I
was to leave it so late.... What awful
things they talk about.... Why didn't I
insist on a Registry Office? Or can't you
get married over a pair of tongs
somewhere—what religion's that?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't know—Gretna Green, or something.
It's too late now. Do stand still.... Right!
Where's your sword.... Gloves?" He
stepped back and surveyed his handiwork,
smiling his whimsical, half-grave smile. For
a few seconds the two men stood looking at
each other, and the thoughts that passed
through their minds were long, long thoughts.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll do," said the Torpedo Lieutenant
at length, but there was an absent look in
his eyes, as though his thoughts had gone
a long way beyond the spare, upright figure
in blue and gold. In truth they had: back
fifteen years or more to a moonlit night in
the club garden at Malta. Two midshipmen
had finished dinner (roast chicken,
rum-omelette, "Scotch-woodcock," and all the rest
of it), and were experimenting desperately
with two cigars. It was Ladies' Night, and
down on the terrace a few officers' wives were
dining with their husbands; the Flagship's
band was playing softly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A fellow must make up his mind, Bill,"
one of the midshipmen had said. "It's either
one thing or the other—either the Service or
Women. You can't serve both; and it seems
to me that the Service ought to come first." And
there and then they had vowed eternal
celibacy for the benefit of the Navy, upon
which, under the good providence of God,
the Honour, Safety, and Welfare of the
Nation do most chiefly depend.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Fifteen years ago...!</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll do," repeated the Torpedo Lieutenant
in a matter-of-fact tone, and rang
the bell.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Private Phillips of the Royal Marine Light
Infantry entered with a gold-necked bottle
and two tumblers. The cork popped and
the two officers raised their glasses—</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Happy days!" said Torps.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Salue!" replied the other, and for a
moment his eyes rested on his Best Man
with something half-wistful in their regard.
"D'you remember Aldershot...? The
Middles: you seconded me, and we split a
bottle afterwards...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Torps nodded, smiling. "But this is 'Just
before the battle, mother!'" They moved
towards the door, and for a moment he
rested his hand on the heavy epaulette
beside his. "An' if you make as good a
show of this as you did that afternoon, you
won't come to no 'arm, old son."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">III.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>They were greeted at the church door by
the beaming Indiarubber Man.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along in—spot or plain?—I mean
Bride or Bridegroom? Bride's friends on the
left and Bridegroom's on the right—or is it
the other way about? I'm getting so rattled....
I've just put the old caretaker in a
front pew under the impression that it was
your rich aunt, Guns! What a day, what
a day! Got the ring, Torps? Here come
the Bridesmaids, bless 'em! Go on, you two,
get up into your proper billets.... 'The
condemned man walked with unfaltering
step'—oh, sorry, I forgot...."</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>The Groomsmen slid into their pew with
much rattling of sword-scabbards and nodding
of heads and whispering. On their gilded
shoulders appeared to lie the responsibility
of the whole affair.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Bridegroom took up his appointed
place and stood, his hands linked behind his
back, looking down the aisle to where the
choir was gathering. The church seemed a
sea of faces, glinting uniforms, and women's
finery. Who on earth were they all? He
had no idea he knew so many people....
Quite sure Millicent didn't.... How awful
it must be to have to preach a sermon....
The faint scent of lilies drifted up to where
he was standing. At his side Torps shifted
his feet, and the ferrule of his scabbard clinked
on the aisle. Dear old Torps! ... How he
must be hating it all.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was a faint stir at the entrance. The
Bridesmaids' black velvet hats and white
feathers were bobbing agitatedly. He caught
a glimpse of a white-veiled figure. People
were turning round, staring and whispering.
Dash it all! It wasn't a circus.... What
did they think they were here for?</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There she is," murmured Torps. "Not
much longer now."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The clergyman was giving out the number
of a hymn from the back of the church
somewhere, and the deep, sweet notes of the organ
poured out over their heads: then the voices
of the choir-boys swelled up, drawing nearer....
Again the scent of lilies.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand by," from Torps, tensely.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The choir-boys filed past, singing; one had
on a red tie that peeped above his cassock.
They glanced at him indifferently as they
went by, their heads on a level with his
belt-buckle.... Then the white-veiled figure on
the Colonel's arm—Millicent: his, in a few
short minutes, for ever and aye.... He
drew a deep breath.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Dearly beloved, we are gathered together
here in the sight of God....</em><span>" Torps
touched him lightly on the elbow.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"</span><em class="italics">I, John Mainprice Edgar...</em><span>"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I, John Mainprice Edgar:"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Take thee, Millicent...</em><span>"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Take thee, Millicent:"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"</span><em class="italics">To have and to hold...</em><span>"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>This was simple enough—"To have and to hold:"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"And thereto I plight thee my troth."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>How warm and steady the small hand was,
lying in his: then gently withdrawn. Torps
was trying to attract attention—What was
his trouble? The ring—Of course, the ring....</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Those whom, God hath joined together let
no man put asunder.</em><span>"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Life's haven at last! Or had all life been
a cruise within the harbour: and this the
beat to open sea ... The Brave Adventure?</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"</span><em class="italics">The peace of God which passeth all
understanding ... remain with you now and for
evermore.</em><span>"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>There was a whisper of silken petticoats,
and the clink of swords seems to fill the
church: then, dominating all other sounds
for a moment, the old Colonel blowing his
nose vehemently....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Down the aisle again, the organ thundering
familiar strains—familiar, yet suddenly imbued
with a personal and intimate message,—Millicent's
arm resting on his, trembling ever so
lightly....</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>In the warm, bouquet-scented gloom of the
vestry they gathered, and Torps wrung the
Bridegroom's hand in a hard, unaccustomed
grip—Torps with his winning, half-sad smile,
and the hair over his temples showing the
first trace of grey.... The bride finished
signing the register, and rose smiling, with
the veil thrown back from her fair face. In
later years he found himself recalling a little
sadly (as the happiest of bachelors may do at
times) the queer, shining gladness in her eyes.
He bent and touched the warm cheek with
his lips.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Then for a minute every one seemed to fall
a-kissing. Father and daughter, Mother and
son, newly-made brothers- and sisters-in-law
sought each other in turn. The Bridegroom's
Lady Mother kissed the Indiarubber Man
because no one else seemed to want to, and
they were such old friends. The Clergyman
kissed two of the Bridesmaids because he was
their uncle, and the Colonel (who had stopped
blowing his nose and was cheering up) kissed
the other two because he wasn't. In the
middle of all this pleasant exercise Torps,
who had vanished for a minute, reappeared to
announce that the Arch of Swords was ready
and the carriages were alongside.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So the procession formed up once more:
Bride and Bridegroom, the Colonel and the
Bridegroom's Lady Mother: Torps leading
the Bridegroom's new sister-in-law (and a
very pretty sister-in-law she was), the Flapper
and the Indiarubber Man, a girl called Etta
Someone on the Junior Watch-keeper's arm,
and another called Doris Somebody Else
under the escort of the A.P. They all passed
beneath the arch of naked blades held up by
the Bridegroom's messmates and friends, to
receive a running fire of chaff and laughing
congratulation; to find outside in the golden
afternoon sunshine that the horses had been
taken from the carriage-traces, and a team of
lusty blue-jackets, all very perspiring and
serious of mien, waiting to do duty instead.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">IV.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Private Phillips, R.M.L.I., in all subsequent
narrations of the events of the day—and they
were many and varied—was wont to preface
each reminiscence with "Me an' the Torpedo
Lootenant..." And indeed he did both
indefatigable workers bare justice. Whether
it was opening carriage doors or bottles of
champagne, fetching fresh supplies of glasses
or labelling and strapping portmanteaux,
Private Phillips laboured with the same
indomitable stertorous energy. He accepted
orders with an omniscient and vehement nod
of the head; usurped the duties of enraptured
maid-servants with, "You leave me do it,
Miss—I bin married meself. I knows the routine,
as you might say...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>And Torps, superintending the distribution
of beer to panting blue-jackets (whose panting,
in some cases, was almost alarming in its
realism); fetching cups of tea for stout
dowagers, and ices for giggling schoolgirls;
begging a sprig from the bridesmaids'
bouquets; tipping policemen; opening
telegrams; yet always with an attention ready
for the Bridegroom's aunt who remembered
Guns as such a </span><em class="italics">little</em><span> boy.... Helpful even to
the ubiquitous reporter of the local paper....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A picturesque ceremony—if I may say so.
A </span><em class="italics">most</em><span> picturesque ceremony." The reporter
would feel for his notebook. "Might I ask
who that tall Officer is with the medals...?
My Paper——" And Torps, with his gentle
manners and quiet smile, would supply the
information to the best of his ability, conscious
that at a wedding there are harder lots even
than the Best Man's....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Indiarubber Man drifted disconsolately
about in the crush, finally coming to a momentary
anchorage in a corner beside his Bridesmaid.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Miss Betty, no one loves me, and I'm
going into the garden"—he dropped his voice
to a confidential undertone—"to eat worms."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl giggled weakly. "Please don't
make me laugh any more! Won't you stay
here and have an ice instead? I'm sure it
would be much better for you."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Would it, d'you think? I've been watching
the sailors drinking beer. Have you ever
seen a sailor drink beer, Miss Betty? It's
a grim sight."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She shook her head, and there was both
laughter and reproach in the young eyes
considering him over the bouquet. "You forsook
me—and a nice Midshipman had pity on my
loneliness and brought me an ice."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Indiarubber Man eyed her sorrowfully.
"I turn my back for a moment to watch
sailors drink beer—I am a man of few
recreations—and return to find you sighing
over the memory of another and making
shocking bad puns. Really, Miss Betty—Ah!
</span><em class="italics">Now</em><span> I can understand...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A small and pink-faced Midshipman
approached with two brimming glasses of
champagne. The Indiarubber Man faded discreetly
away, leaving his charge and her new-found
knight pledging each other with sparkling eyes.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Bride touched her husband's sleeve in a
lull in the handshaking and congratulations.
"Isn't it rather nice to see people enjoying
themselves! Don't you feel as if you wanted
everybody to be as happy as we?—</span><em class="italics">Look</em><span> at
Betty and that boy.... Champagne, if you
please! How ill the child will be; and she's
got to go back to school to-morrow...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Her husband laughed softly. "Pretty
little witch.... Torps has taken it away
from her and given her some lemonade
instead. Where's Mother?—Oh, I see:
hobnobbing with the Colonel over a cup of tea.
What a crush! Dear, can't we escape soon....?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Very soon now—poor boy, are you very
hot in those things?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not very. The worst part's coming—the
rice and slippers and good-byes. Are you
very tired, darling...?"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Good-bye—Good-bye! Good-bye, Daddie....
Yes, yes.... I will.... Good-bye,
Betty darling.... Good-bye——"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>"Good-bye, Mother mine.... Torps,
you've been a brick..... So-long!
Good-bye! ... Not down my neck, Betty! ... Yes,
I've got the tickets—— Good-bye,
Good-bye!——"</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span>* * * * *</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>The lights of Dover were twinkling far
astern. Two people, a man and a woman,
walked to the stern of the steamer and stood
close together, leaning over the rail.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What a lot of Good-byes we've said
to-day," murmured the woman, watching the
pin-points of light that vanished and
reappeared. She fell silent, as if following a
train of thought, "And after all, we're only
going to Paris!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We're going further than that——" The
man took possession of her slim, ungloved
hands, and the star-powdered heavens alone
were witness to the act. "All the way to El
Dorado, darling!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>She gave him back the pressure of his
fingers, and presently sighed a little, happily,
as a child sighs in its sleep. "And we haven't
any return tickets...."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">V.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The members of the wedding party returned
to the ship and straggled into the Mess. Each
one as he entered unbuckled his sword-belt,
loosened his collar, and called for strong
waters. A gloom lay upon the gathering:
possibly the shadow of an angel's wing.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I feel as if I'd been to a funeral," growled
the Paymaster. "Awful shows these weddings are!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Poor old Guns!" said the A.P. lugubriously.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"She's a jolly nice girl, any way," maintained
the Young Doctor.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," sighed the Junior Watch-keeper,
"but still.... He </span><em class="italics">was</em><span> a good chap...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Indiarubber Man was the last to enter.
He added his sword to the heap already on
the table, glanced at the solemn countenances
of his messmates, and lit a cigarette.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Sunt rerum lachrimæ</em><span>. I am reminded
of a harrowing story," he began, leaning
against the tiled stove, "recounted to me by
a—a lady.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We met in London, at a place of popular
entertainment, and our acquaintance was,
judged by the standards of conventionality,
perhaps slender." The Indiarubber Man
paused and looked gravely from face to face.
"However," he continued, "encouraged by
my frank open countenance and sympathetic
manner, she was constrained to tell the story
of how she once loved and lost...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The narrator broke off and appeared to have
forgotten how the story went on, in dreamy
contemplation of his cigarette. The mess
waited in silence: at length the Junior
Watch-keeper could bear it no longer.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What </span><em class="italics">did</em><span> she tell you?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Indiarubber Man thoughtfully exhaled
a cloud of smoke. "She said: 'Pa shot 'im....
Sniff!—</span><em class="italics">'Ow</em><span> I loved 'im.... Sniff!—Lor',
'ow 'e did bleed.' ..."</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst" id="why-the-gunner-went-ashore"><span class="bold large">XXV.</span></p>
<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">WHY THE GUNNER WENT ASHORE.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>The evening mail had come, and Selby sat
alone in his cabin mechanically reading and
re-reading a letter. Finally he tore it up
into very small pieces and held them clenched
in his hand, staring very hard at nothing in
particular.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He was engaged to be married: or to be
more precise, he had been engaged. The
letter that had come by the evening mail
said that this was not so any longer.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The girl who wrote it was a very
straight-forward person who hated concealment of
facts because they were unpleasant. It
had become necessary to tell Selby that she
couldn't love him any longer, and, faith, she
had told him. Further, by her creed, it was
only right that she should tell him about
Someone Else as well.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>It was all very painful, and the necessity
for thus putting things to Selby in their
proper light, had cost her sleepless nights,
red eyes, and much expensive notepaper,
before the letter was finally posted. But
she did hope he would realise it was For the
Best, ... and some day he would be so
thankful.... It had all been a Big Mistake,
because she wasn't a bit what he thought,
... and so forth. A very distressing letter
to have to write, and, from Selby's point of
view, even more distressing to have to read.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Few men enjoy being brought up against
their limitations thus abruptly, especially
where Women and Love are concerned. In
Selby's case was added the knowledge that
another had been given what he couldn't
hold. He had made a woman love him, but
he couldn't make her go on loving him....
He was insufficient unto the day.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Critics with less biassed judgment might
have taken a different point of view: might
have said she was a jilt, or held she acted
a little cruelly: gone further, even, and
opined he was well out of it. But Selby
was one of those who walk the earth under
a ban of idealism and had never been
seriously in love before. She was the Queen
who could do no wrong. It was he who had
been weighed and found wanting. If only
he had acted differently on such and such
an occasion. If, in short, instead of being
himself he had been somebody quite different
all along....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Succeeding days and nights provided enough
matches and sulphur of this sort to enable
him to fashion a sufficiently effective
purgatory, in which his mind revolved round its
hurt like a cockchafer on a pin.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>When a man depends for the efficient
performance of his duties upon getting his
just amount of sleep (Selby was a
watch-keeping Lieutenant in a battleship of the
line), affairs of this sort are apt to end in
disaster. But his ship went into Dockyard
hands to refit, and Selby, who was really a
sensible enough sort of fellow, though an
idealist, realised that for his own welfare
and that of the Service it were "better to
forget and smile than remember and be
sad." Accordingly he applied for and obtained a
week's leave, bought a map of the
surrounding district, packed a few necessaries
into a light knapsack, and set off to walk
away his troubles.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>For a day he followed the coast—it was
high summer—along a path that skirted the
cliffs. The breeze blew softly off the level
</span><em class="italics">lapis-lazuli</em><span> of the Channel, sea-gulls wheeled
overhead for company, and following the
curve of each ragged headland in succession,
the creamy edge of the breakers lured him
on towards the West. He walked thirty
miles that day and slept dreamlessly in a
fishing village hung about with nets and
populated by philosophers with patched
breeches.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He struck inland the second day, to plunge
into a confusion of lanes that led him
blindfold for a while between ten-foot hedges.
These opened later into red coombes, steeped to
their sunny depths with the scent of fern
and may, and all along the road bees held high
carnival above the hedgerows. Then green
tunnels of foliage, murmurous with
wood-pigeon, dappled him at each step with
alternate sunlight and shadow, and passed
him on to villages whose inns had cool,
flagged parlours, and cider in blue-and-white
mugs. An ambient trout-stream held him
company most of the long afternoon, with
at times a kingfisher darting along its
tortuous course like a streak from the
rainbow that each tiny waterfall had caught
and held.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He supped early in a farm kitchen off
new-made pasties, apple tart and yellow-crusted
cream, and walked on till the bats
began wheeling overhead in the violet dusk.
His ship was sixty miles away when he
crept into the shelter of a hayrick and laid
his tired head on his knapsack.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The third day found him up on the ragged
moors, steering north. The exercise and
strong salt wind had driven the sad humours
from him, and the affairs of life were
beginning to resume their right perspective; so
much so that when, about noon, a sore heel
began abruptly to make itself felt (in the
irrational way sore heels have), Selby sat down
and pulled out his map. The day before
yesterday he would have pushed on
doggedly, almost welcoming the counter-irritant
of physical discomfort. To-day, however, he
accepted the inevitable and searched the map
for some neighbouring village where he could
rest a day or so until the chafed foot was
healed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>After a while he turned east, and, leaving
the high moorland, discerned the smoke of
chimneys among some trees in the valley.
He descended a steep road that seemed to
lead in the right direction, and presently
caught a glimpse of a square church tower
among some elms; later on the breeze bore
the faint cawing of rooks up the hillside.
A stream divided the valley: the few cottages
clustered on the opposite side huddled close
together as if reluctant to venture far beyond
the shadow of the grey church. The green
of the hillside behind them was gashed in
one place by an old quarry; but the work
had long been abandoned, and Nature had
already begun to repair the red scar with
impatient furz and whinberry.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>So much Selby took in as he descended
past the grey church and cawing rooks;
once at the bottom and across the quaint,
square-arched bridge, he found there was a
small inn amongst the huddled cottages,
where they would receive him for a night or
two.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He lunched, did what he could to the
blistered heel with a darning needle and
worsted (after the fashion of blistered
sailormen), and took a light siesta in the
lavender-smelling bedroom under the roof until it
was time for tea. Tea over, he lit a pipe,
borrowed his host's little 9 ft. trout rod that
hung in the passage, and limped down to
the meadows skirting the stream beyond the
village.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The light occupation gave him something
to think about; and, held by the peace of
running water, he lingered by the stream till
evening. Then something of his old sadness
came back with the dimpsey light,—a gentle
melancholy that only resembled sorrow "as
the mist resembles the rain." He wanted his
supper, too, and so walked slowly back to
the village with the rod on his shoulder.
The inn-keeper met him at the door: "Well
done, sir! Well done! Yu'm a fisherman, for
sure! Missus, she fry 'un for supper for
'ee now.... Yes, 'tis nice li'l rod—cut un
meself: li'l hickory rod, 'tis.... Where
did 'ee have that half-pounder, sir? There's
many a good fish tu that li'l pool...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby had finished supper and repaired to
a bench outside in the gloaming with his
pipe and a mug of beer. The old stained
chancel windows of the church beyond the
river were lit up and choir practice appeared
to be in progress. The drone of the organ
and voices uplifted in familiar harmonies
drifted across to him out of the dusk. The
pool below the bridge still mirrored the last
gleams of day in the sky: a few old men
were leaning over the low parapet smoking,
and down the street one or two villagers
stood gossiping at their doorsteps. A dog
came out of the shadows and sniffed Selby's
hands: then he flopped down in the warm
dust and sighed to himself. The strains of
the organ on the other side of the valley
swelled louder:—</span></p>
<blockquote>
<div>
<div class="line-block outermost">
<div class="line"><span>"... Holy Ghost the Infinite,</span></div>
<div class="inner line-block">
<div class="line"><span>Comforter Divine..."</span></div>
</div></div>
</div>
</blockquote>
<p class="pfirst"><span>sang the unseen choir. How warm and
peaceful the evening was, reflected Selby,
puffing at his pipe, one hand caressing the
dog's ear. Extraordinarily peaceful, in fact....
He wondered what sort of a man the
vicar was, in this tiny backwater of life, and
whether he found it dull....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>While he wondered, the vicar came down
the road and stopped abreast of him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Good evening," he said, half hesitating,
and came nearer. "Please don't get up....
I don't want to disturb you, but I—they
told me this afternoon that a stranger was
staying here. I thought I would make
myself known to you: I am the rector of
this little parish." He smiled and named
himself.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby responded to the introduction.
"Won't you sit down for a few minutes?
I was listening to your choir——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"They are practising—yes: I have just
come down from the church and," he
hesitated. "I hoped I should find you
in—to have the opportunity of making your
acquaintance."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It was most kind of you." Selby wondered
if all parsons in this fair country were
as attentive to the stranger within their
gates. "Most kind," he repeated. "I—I
was on a walking tour, and"—he indicated a
slipper of his host's that adorned his left
foot—"one of my heels began to chafe—only
a blister, you know; but I thought I'd take
things easy for a day or two....</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Quite so, quite so. An enforced rest is
sometimes very pleasant. I remember once,
my throat.... However, that was not what
I came to see you about. I believe, Mr
Selby, er—am I right in supposing that you
are in the Navy?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes." A note of chilliness had crept into
Selby's voice. After all, his clerical
acquaintance was only an inquisitive old busybody,
agog to pry into other people's affairs. "Yes,"
he repeated, "I'm a Lieutenant," and he
named his ship.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The rector made a little deprecatory
gesture. "Please don't think I am trying
to acquire the materials for gossip; and I
am not asking out of inquisitiveness. The
good people here told me this afternoon—this
is an out-of-the-way place, and strangers,
distinguished ones, if I may say so," he made
a little inclination of the head, "do not
come here very frequently: they mentioned
it to me as I was passing on my way to
hold a confirmation class...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby hastened to put him at his ease.
After all, why shouldn't he ask? And then
he remembered offering the inn-keeper a fill
of hard, Navy plug tobacco. He carried a bit
in his knapsack with a view to just such
small courtesies. "That's the stuff, sir," the
man had said, loading his pipe. "We
wondered, me an' the missus, was you a Naval
gentleman...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>But while his mind busied itself over these
recollections his companion was talking on
in his, gentle way.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"... He is not a very old man: but the
Doctor tells me he has lived a life of many
hardships, and not, I fear, always a temperate
one. However, 'Never a sinner, never a
saint,' ... and now he is fast—to use one
of his own seafaring expressions—'slipping
his cable.' He retired from the Navy as a
Gunner, I think. That would be a Warrant
Officer's rank, would it not?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby nodded. "Yes. Has he been
retired long, this person you speak of?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, he retired a good many years ago,
and has a small pension quite sufficient for
his needs. He settled here because he liked
the quiet——" The speaker made a little
gesture, embracing the hollow in the hills,
sombre now in the gathering darkness. "He
lives a very lonely life in a cottage some little
distance along the road. An eccentric old
man, with curious ideas of beautifying a home....
However, I am digressing. As far as
I know he has no relatives alive, and no
friends ever visit him. He has been
bed-ridden for some time, and the wife of one
of my parishioners, a most kindly woman,
looks in several times a day, and sees he
has all he wants.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Now I come to the part of my story that
affects you. Lately, in fact since he took to
his bed and the Doctor was compelled to
warn him of his approaching end, he has been
very anxious to meet some one in the Navy.
He so often begs me, if I hear of any one
connected with the Service being in the
vicinity, to bring him to the cottage. And
this afternoon, hearing quite by accident that
a Naval Officer was in our midst,"—again
the rector made his courteous little inclination
of the head—"it seemed an opportunity
of gratifying the old fellow's wish—if you
could spare a few moments some time to-morrow...?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I should be only too glad to be of any
service," said Selby. "Perhaps you would
call for me some time to-morrow morning,
and we could go round together——?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The rector rose. "You are most kind. I
was sure when I saw you—I knew I should
not appeal in vain...." He extended his
hand. "And now I will say good-night.
Forgive me for taking up so much of your
time with an old man's concerns. One can
do so little in this life to bring happiness
to others that when the opportunity
arises..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, </span><em class="italics">rather</em><span>——!" said Selby a little
awkwardly, and shook hands, conscious of more
than a slight compunction for his hastiness
in judgment of this mild divine. "Good-night,
sir," and stood looking after him till
he disappeared along the road into the
luminous summer night.</span></p>
<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em"></div>
<p class="pfirst"><span>Selby had finished breakfast, and was
leaning over the pig-sty wall watching his host
ministering to the fat sow and her squealing
litter, when his acquaintance of the previous
night appeared. Seen in the broad daylight
he was an elderly man, short and spare, with
placid blue eyes, and a singularly winning
smile. A bachelor, so the inn-keeper had
instructed Selby; a man of learning and of
no small wealth, who, moreover, dressed and
threw as pretty a fly as any in the county.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He saluted Selby with a little gesture of
his ash-plant, inquired after the blistered
heel, and then after an ailing member of
the fat sow's litter. "And now, if you are
ready and still of the same mind, shall we
be strolling along?" he inquired.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby fetched his stick, and together they
set out along a road made aromatic in the
morning sunlight by the scents of dust and
flowering hedgerow. Half a mile beyond
the village the rector stopped before a
gate-way. A dogcart and cob stood at the
roadside, and a small boy in charge touched
his cap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The Doctor is here, I see," said the
clergyman, and opened the gate in the hedge.
Selby caught a glimpse of a flagged path
leading through an orchard to a whitewashed
cottage. But his attention from the outset
had been arrested by a most extraordinary
assortment of crockery, glass and earthenware
vases, busts, statuettes, and odds and ends
of ironwork that occupied every available
inch of space round the gateway, bordering
the path, and were even cemented on to the
front of the house itself. Above the gateway
a defaced lion faced an equally mutilated
unicorn across the Royal Arms of England.
Arranged beneath, cemented into the pillars
of the arch, were busts of Napoleon, Irving,
Stanley, and George Washington; an
earthenware jar bearing the inscription, "HOT POT";
a little group representing Leda and the
Swan in white marble; and a grinning
soapstone joss, such as is sold to tourists and
sailors at ports on the China coast.
Interspersed with these were cups without handles,
segments of soup-plates, china dolls'-heads,
lead soldiers, and a miscellaneous collection
of tea-pot spouts, ... all firmly plastered
into the ironwork of the pillars.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>On each side of the path, banked up to
the height of about three feet, was a further
indescribable conglomeration of bric-à-brac,
cemented together into a sort of hedge. The
general effect was as if the knock-about
comedians of a music-hall stage (who break
plates and domestic crockery out of sheer
joy of living) had combined with demented
graveyard masons, bulls in china shops, and
all the craftsmen of Murano, to produce a
nightmare. A light summer breeze strayed
down the valley, and scores of slips of coloured
glass, hanging in groups from the apple-trees,
responded with a musical tinkling. The
sound brought recollections of a Japanese
temple garden, and Selby paused to look
about him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What an extraordinary place!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The vicar, leading the way up the tiled
walk, seemed suddenly to become aware of
the strangeness of their surroundings. Long
familiarity with the house had perhaps robbed
the fantastic decorations of their incongruity.
He stopped and smiled. "To be sure....
Yes, I had forgotten; to a stranger all this
must seem very peculiar. I think I hinted
that the old man had very curious ideas of
beautifying the home. This was about his
only hobby—and yet, oddly enough, he rarely
spoke of it to me."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At that moment the cottage door opened
and a tall florid man came out. The vicar
turned. "Ah, Doctor Williams—that was
his trap at the gate—let me introduce
you...." The introduction accomplished, he
inquired after the patient. The medical
man shook his head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Won't last much longer, I'm afraid: a
day or so at the most. No organic disease,
y'know, but just"—he made a little
gesture—"like a clock that's run down.
Not an old man either, as men go. But
these Navy men age so quickly.... Well,
I must get along. I shall look in again this
evening, but there is nothing one can do,
really. He's quite comfortable....
Good-morning," and the Doctor passed down the
path to his trap.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The vicar opened the cottage door, and
stood aside to allow Selby to enter. The
room was partly a kitchen, partly a
bedroom; occupying the bed, with a patchwork
quilt drawn up under his chin, was a shrunken
little old man, with a square beard nearly
white, and projecting craggy eyebrows. He
turned his head to the door as they entered;
in spite of the commanding brows they were
dull, tired old eyes, without interest or hope,
or curiosity in them.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've brought you a visitor, Mr Tyelake,"
said the vicar. "Some one you'll be glad to
see: an Officer in the Navy."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The old man considered Selby with the
same vacant, passionless gaze.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Have you ever ate Navy beef?" he asked
abruptly. It was a thin colourless voice,
almost the falsetto of the very old. Selby
smiled. "Oh yes, sometimes."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Navy beef—that's what brought me here—an'
the rheumatics. I'm dyin'." He made
the statement with the simple pride of one
who has at last achieved a modest distinction.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The vicar asked a few questions touching
the old man's comfort, and opened the little
oriel window to admit the morning air.
"Lieutenant Selby was most interested in
your unique collection of curios outside, Mr
Tyelake. Perhaps you would like to tell him
something about them." He looked at his
watch, addressing Selby. "I have a meeting,
I'm afraid.... I don't know if you'd care
to stay a few minutes longer and chat?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Certainly," said Selby, and drew a chair
near the bed. "If Mr Tyelake doesn't mind,
I'd like to stay a little while...." He sat
down, and the vicar took his departure, closing
the door behind him. In a corner by the
dresser a tall grandfather clock ticked out the
deliberate seconds; a bluebottle sailed in
through the open window and skirmished
round the low ceiling.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The old man lay staring at his hands as
they lay on the patchwork quilt; twisted,
nubbly hands they were, with something
pathetic about their toilworn helplessness.
Every now and again the wind brought into
the little room the tinkle of the glass
ornaments pendent in the apple-trees outside: the
faint sound seemed to rouse the occupant of
the bed.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've seen a mort of religions," he said in a
low voice, as if speaking to himself. "Heaps
of 'em. An' some said one thing an' some
said the other." His old blank eyes followed
the gyrations of the fly upon the ceiling.
"An' I dunno.... Buddhas an' Me-'ommets,
Salvation Armies, an' Bush Baptists, ... an'
some says one thing an' some says the other.
I dunno..." He shook his head wearily.
"But many's the pot of galvanised paint I
used up outside there ... an' goldleaf, in
the dog-watches a-Saturdays."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>This, then, was the explanation of the
fantastic decorations outside. Altars to the
unknown God! The old man turned his head
towards his visitor. "But don't you tell the
parson. He wouldn't hold with it.... I
tell you because you're in the Navy, an' p'r'aps
you'd understand. I was in the Navy—Mr
Tyelake's my name. Thirty year a Gunner;
an' Navy beef——" For a while the old man
rambled on, seemingly unconscious of his
visitor's presence, of ships long passed through
the breakers' yards, of forgotten commissions
all up and down the world, of beef and
rheumatism and Buddha, while Selby sat
listening, half moved by pity, half amused at
himself for staying on.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>About noon a woman came in and fed the
old man with a spoon out of a cup. Selby rose
to go. "I'll come again," he said, touching
the passive hands covered with faint blue
tattooing. "I'll come and see you again this
evening." The old man roused himself from
his reveries. "Come again," he repeated,
"that's right, come again—soon. When
she's gone—she an' her fussin' about," and
for the first time an expression came into his
eyes, as he watched the woman with the cup,
an expression of malevolence. "I don't hold
with women ... fussin' round. An' I've
got something to tell you: something pressin'.
You must come soon; I'm slippin' my cable....
Navy beef </span><em class="italics">an'</em><span> the rheumatics—an' it's
to your advantage...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The shadows of the alders by the river were
lengthening when Selby again walked up the
bricked path leading to the cottage. The old
man was still lying in contemplation of his
hands: the grandfather clock had stopped,
and there was a great stillness in the little room.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>His gaze was so vacant and the silence
remained unbroken so long that Selby doubted
if the old man recognised him.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I've come back, you see. I've come to see
you again." Still the figure in the bed said
nothing, staring dully at his visitor. "I've
come to see you again," Selby repeated.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"It's to your advantage," said the old man.
His voice was weaker, and it was evident that
he was, as he said, slipping his cable fast.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Give me that there ditty-box," continued
the thin, toneless voice. Selby looked round
the room, and espied on a corner of the chest
of drawers the scrubbed wooden "ditty-box"
in which sailors keep their more intimate and
personal possessions: he fetched it and placed
it on the patchwork quilt; the old man
fumbled ineffectually with the lid.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Tip 'em out," he said at length, and Selby
inverted the box to allow a heap of papers
and odds and ends to slide on to the old man's
hands. It was a pathetic collection, the
flotsam and jetsam of a sailor's life: faded
photographs, certificates from Captains scarcely
memories with the present generation, a frayed
parchment, letters tied up with an old
knife-lanyard, a lock of hair from which the curl
had not quite departed ... ghost of a day
when perhaps the old man did "hold with"
women. At length he found what he wanted,
a soiled sheet of paper that had been folded
and refolded many times.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Here!" he said, and extended it to Selby.
It was a printed form, discoloured with age,
printed in old-fashioned type, and appeared
to relate to details of prison routine and the
number of prisoners victualled. Selby turned
it over: on the back, drawn in ink that was
now faded and rusty, was a clumsy arrow
showing the points of the compass; beneath
that a number of oblong figures arranged
haphazard and enclosed by a line. One of
the figures was marked with a cross.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's a cemetery," said the old man;
"cemetery at a place called Port des Reines." He
lay silent for a while, as if trying to
arrange his scattered ideas; presently the
weak voice started again.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"There's a prison at Trinidad, and my
father was a warder there ... long time
ago: time the old </span><em class="italics">Calypso</em><span> was out on the
station...." He talked slowly, with long
pauses. "They was sent to catch a murderer
who was hidin' among the islands—a
half-breed: pirate he must ha' been ... murderer
an' I don't know what not.... They caught
him an' they brought him to Trinidad where
my father was warder in the prison ... when
I was little...." The old man broke
off into disconnected, rambling whispers, and
the shadows began gathering in the corners
of the room. A thrush in the orchard outside
sang a few long, sweet notes of its Angelus
and was silent. Selby waited with his chin
resting in his hand. The old man suddenly
turned his head: "She ain't comin'——? She
an' her fussin'...? I've got something
important——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No, no," said Selby soothingly, "there's
no one here but me. And you wanted to tell
me about your father——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Warder in the prison at Trinidad," said
the old man, "my father was, an' a
kind-hearted man. There was a prisoner there, a
pirate an' murderer he was, what the </span><em class="italics">Calypso</em><span>
caught ... an' father was kind to him
before he was hanged ... I can't say what
he did, but bein' kind-hearted naturally, it
might have been anything ... not takin'
into account of him being a pirate an'
murderer. Jewels he had, an' rings an' such
things hidden away somewhere; an' before he
was hanged he told my father where they was
buried, 'cos father was kind to him before he
was hanged.... Port des Reines cemetery
... in the grave what's marked on that
chart, he'd buried the whole lot. Seventy
thousand pounds, he said...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was a long silence. "Father caught
the prison fever an' died just afterwards. My
mother, she gave me the paper ... joined
the Navy: an' I never went to
des Reines but the once ... then I went to
the wrong cemetery to dig: ship was under
sailin' orders—I hadn't time. Afterwards
I heard there was two cemeteries: priest at
Martinique told me. I was never there but
the once.... Seventy thousand pounds:
an' me slippin' me cable...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby sat by the bed in the darkening room
holding the soiled sheet of paper in his hand,
piecing together bit by bit the fragments of
this remarkable narrative, until he had a fairly
connected story in his head.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Summed up, it appeared to amount to this:
A pirate or murderer had been captured by
a man-of-war, taken to Trinidad prison to
be tried, and there sentenced to death.
"Time the old </span><em class="italics">Calypso</em><span> was out on the
Station." ... That would be in the 'forties
or thereabouts. The old man's father had
been a warder in Trinidad prison at the time,
and had performed some service or kindness
to the prisoner, in exchange for which the
condemned felon had given him a clue to
the whereabouts of his plunder. It was
apparently buried in a grave in Port des
Reines cemetery, but the warder had died
before he could verify this valuable piece of
information. His son, the ex-Gunner, had
actually been to a cemetery at Port des
Reines, but had gone to the wrong one, and did
not find out his mistake till after the ship
had sailed. The plunder was valued at £70,000.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby turned the paper over and folded it
up. "What do you wish me to do with this,
Mr Tyelake? Have you any relations or
next-of-kin? It seems to me——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The old man shook his head faintly. "I've
got no relatives alive—nor friends. They're
all dead ... an' I'm dyin'. That's for you,
that there bit of paper. Keep it, it's to your
advantage.... Some day, maybe, you'll go
to Port des Reines, an' it's the old cemetery
furthest from the sea. I went to the wrong
one time I was there."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But," said Selby, half-amused, half-incredulous,
"I—I'm a total stranger to you....
If all this was true——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You keep it," said the old man. His
voice was very spent and scarcely raised
above a whisper. "I meant it for the first
Navy-man that came along. You came, an'
you were kind to me. It's yours—an' to your
advantage...."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was silence again in the little room,
and Selby sat on in the dusk, wondering how
much of the story was true, or whether it
was all the hallucination of a failing mind;
but the old man had given him the paper,
and he would keep it as a memento, ... and
the fact of its being a prison-form seemed to
bear out some of the details; anyhow, the
story was very interesting. He rose and lit
the lamp; the old man had slipped off into
an easy doze, with his pathetic collection of
treasures still lying in a heap on the quilt;
Selby replaced them in the ditty-box, and
put the box back where he had found it;
the piece of paper that had been a prison-form
he put in his pocket-book. As he was
leaving, the woman who had been there earlier
in the day made her appearance.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby wished her good evening, told her
the old man was dozing, and passed down
the path. "I'll come again to-morrow," he
added at the gate. But that night the old
man died, and the next morning, having
ascertained from the vicar that there was
nothing he could do to help, Selby shouldered
his knapsack and struck out once more along
the road that led up on to the moor.</span></p>
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<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold medium">II.</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>It was tea-time, and the Mess had gathered
round the Wardroom table; a signalman came
down from the upper deck and pinned a signal
on the baize-covered notice-board.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo," said some one, "signal from the
Flagship! What's the news?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Assistant Paymaster, who was sitting
with his back to the notice-board, relinquished
the jam-pot, and tilting up his chair,
scrutinised the paper over his shoulder.
"Flag-General: Let fires die out. Usual leave may
be granted to Officers."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Major of Marines, who had finished his
tea, rose from the table and tucked the novel
he had been reading under his arm. "Thanks
very much," he said, "now we're all happy." He
stared out through the rain-smeared
scuttle at an angry grey sea and lowering sky.
"I can see a faint blur on the horizon—would
that be the delectable beach we're
invited to repair to?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That's it," said the First Lieutenant,
stirring the leaves in his tea-pot with the spoon.
He had just spent three-quarters of an hour
on the forecastle, mooring ship in a cold,
driving rain. "It's not more than three
miles away, and it's only blowing about half
a gale—there's a cutter to go ashore in; time
some of you young bloods were climbing into
your 'civvy'[#] suits."</span></p>
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<p class="pfirst"><span>"So much for the joys of a big Fleet in the
North Sea. I'd like to bring some of these
fellows, who are always writing to the papers
about it, for a little yachting trip," grumbled
the Fleet Surgeon, who had just returned
from two successively placid commissions in
the West Indies. "Never anchor in sight of
land—always blowing, always raining; never
get ashore, and when you do, you wish you
were on board again.... It's the limit."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, thank Heaven for a fire and an
arm-chair, anyway," said the Paymaster, and
drifted towards the smoking-room, filling his
pipe as he went.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Who'll make a four at Bridge?" asked
the Major. "Come on, Number One," and
so the Mess dispersed, some to arm-chairs
round the fire, others to the Bridge-table,
others again to write letters in their cabins.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>About half an hour before dinner, as was
his wont, the Captain came down from his
cabin and joined the group round the smoking-room
fire. The occupants of the arm-chairs
made room and smiled greetings.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo," said the Captain, "none of you
ashore! Thought you all came into the
Navy to see life!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander laughed. "We're beginning
to forget there is such a thing as the beach."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain lit a cigarette. "Not a bad
principle either—saves your plain-clothes
from wearing out." He settled down in an
arm-chair somebody had vacated. "Like an
old Gunner of a small ship I was in once
in the West Indies; he only went ashore
three times during the commission—once at
Trinidad, and once at Bermuda, and each
time when he returned he had to be hoisted
on board in a bowline." There was a general
laugh. "What about the third time, sir?"
asked the Engineer Commander.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Third time—ah, that was rather
mysterious. We never discovered why he did go
ashore that day. I don't know now." The
Mess scented a yarn; thrice-blessed was their
Captain in that he could tell a yarn.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We were cruising round that fringe of
islands, part of the Windward Group,
showing the Flag, and the Skipper decided to
look in at a place called ... h'm'm. Can't
remember what it's called—Port des
something ... Port des Reines, that's it,—what
did you say, Selby?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing, sir, go on..."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"The last place ever made, this Port des
Reines, and it's not finished yet—just a
mountain and the remains of an old French
settlement. Well, we anchored off this
God-forsaken hole, and as soon as the Skipper
had had a look at it he decided to up killick
and out of it; as far as I can remember he
had to go and lunch with the Consul, but he
was to come off in a couple of hours' time;
so we banked fires, and off went the Captain
in the galley.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No sooner had he gone than the Gunner—this
funny old boy I've been telling you
about—came to my cabin (I was by way of
being First Lieutenant of that ship—we'd no
Commander) and asked for leave to go ashore.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I was rather startled: couldn't imagine
what on earth he wanted to do. I told him
we were under sailing orders, and only
staying a couple of hours, and that it was an
awful hole: had he any friends staying there,
I asked him. No, he said, he had no friends
there, but he particularly wanted to land
there for an hour or so on urgent private
affairs, as he called it.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, he seemed in rather a stew about
something, so I gave him leave and lowered
a boat. Off he went in his old bowler hat
(he always went ashore in a bowler hat and
a blue suit) armed with something wrapped
up in paper; this turned out afterwards to be
a sort of pick or jemmy he had got the
blacksmith to make for him a couple of days
before; that must have been when he heard
the ship was going to Port des Reines; it was
the only clue we ever had.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Two hours later, at the expiration of his
leave, he returned, looking very dusty and
dejected, and reported himself. I chaffed
him a bit about going ashore, but nothing
could I get out of him, and he never
volunteered an explanation to any one, as far as
I know."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>A Lieutenant who had finished playing
Bridge and had joined the group of listeners
round the fire leaned forward suddenly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"D'you remember his name, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No," said the Captain, "can't say I do.
Never can remember names."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Not a Mr Tyelake by any chance, sir?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain threw away the end of his
cigarette and turned towards the speaker.
"Good Lord! Yes, that was it—Tyelake.
But look here, Selby,——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Lieutenant rose and walked towards
the door. "If you'll wait a second, sir, I'll
show you why he went ashore." He left
the mess and returned with a soiled sheet
of paper in his hand; it was creased by much
folding and discoloured with age.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain turned it over and examined
it. "But this doesn't explain much, does it?
And how do you come to know old Tyelake?
All this happened twelve—fifteen—nearly
twenty years ago, and he was pensioned
soon after. And anyhow, what's this
got to do with it?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"That," Selby turned the paper over,
"that's the cemetery at Port des Reines,
sir,"—and then he told them of a walking tour
in the West Country (omitting the reason for
it and other superfluous details) some two
years before, and of the old man who had
since solved, it is to be hoped to his
satisfaction, his religious perplexities.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Assistant Paymaster removed his
glasses and blinked excitedly, as was his
habit when much moved. "But ... why
couldn't he find it when he went ashore?
And why didn't——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Because he went to the wrong cemetery;
there were two, d'you see, and he dug up the
wrong one and didn't find out there was
another one till after they'd sailed. He never
went there again."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"No," said the Captain. "That's right, we
didn't."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The First Lieutenant laughed. "But just
imagine him in that climate, tearing off the
tombstones in his bowler hat and serge suit,
with one eye on his watch all the time, and
only finding coffins...!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"And then hearing when it was too late
that he'd backed the wrong horse," added the
Major of Marines.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"But...." began the A.P. again, "</span><em class="italics">How</em><span>
much did you say? Seventy thousand pounds!
My Aunt! Selby, have </span><em class="italics">you</em><span> been there yet?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>Selby smiled and shook his head. "I?
No, I've been 'Channel-groping' ever since;
in fact, I'd forgotten all about it until the
Captain mentioned Port des Reines. He
was a very old man, and his wits were
failing——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Engineer Commander examined the
plan. "But there may be something in
the yarn, Selby. It seems almost worth
while——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"A treasure hunt!" broke in the A.P.
"Let's all put in for a couple of months'
half-pay, and go out there! Hire a schooner, like
they do in books."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Schooner!" ejaculated the Major. "I can
see myself setting sail for the Antilles in a
schooner! Ugh! It makes me feel queer to
think of it!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"You'd look fine in a red smuggler's cap
and thigh-boots, Major," said the First
Lieutenant. "That's what treasure-hunters always
wear."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"With a black patch over one eye, and
the skull and cross-bones embroidered on your
brisket," supplemented an imaginative
Watch-keeper. "'Yo! ho! and a bottle of
rum!'—can't you see yourself, Major? Only you
ought to have a wooden leg."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Has anybody in the Mess ever been
there?" inquired the Commander.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Why, the P.M.O.'s just come home from
the West Indies; where is he?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>At that moment the Fleet Surgeon entered,
to be assailed by a volley of questions.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"P.M.O.! You're just the man! Where's
Porte des Reines?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"We're all going treasure-hunting in a
schooner with the Major!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"With the Jolly Roger at the fore!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"P.M.O., have you ever been to Porte des Reines?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"How many cemeteries are there there?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"What's the law about digging up graves
in the West Indies?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"——And treasure trove?"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet Surgeon looked a little
bewildered. "What are you all talking about?
Porte des Reines? Yes, I've been there.
I don't know about the cemeteries, but I've
got some photographs of the place, if you're
all so anxious to see it—they're in my cabin."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>He left the Mess, and the storm of conjecture
and speculation broke out afresh.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"I shall chuck the Service and buy a farm,"
said the First Lieutenant, "with my share."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"S-sh! Don't make such a row! One of
the Servants will hear, and we don't want
it to get all over the ship! These things are
much better kept quiet. If there's anything
in it, the fewer——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The A.P.'s voice rose above the turmoil:
"An' I shall buy a cycle-car ... and a
split-cane, steel-centred grilse-rod ... </span><em class="italics">and</em><span> go to
Switzerland next winter—I——"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet Surgeon reappeared with a bulky
album under his arm; he laid it on the
card-table and turned the pages. "Now—there's
Port des Reines: what's left of it after the
earthquake."</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Earthquake!" The Mess gathered round
and leaned breathlessly over the table.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes; two years ago they had that awful
earthquake, and the mountain shifted almost
bodily; there's a million tons of rock on top
of—well, you can see!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>They scanned the scene of desolation in
silence. "It swallowed the whole town," said
some one in awestruck tones. The magnitude
of a calamity had somehow never come home
to them before quite so forcibly.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," replied the Fleet Surgeon calmly.
"Town, such as it was, and church and
cemeteries, mountain toppled down on top of
them!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>There was a long, tense silence. "But——"
began the A.P., still clinging to his dreams of
a split-cane grilse-rod with a steel centre.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Dry</em><span> up!" snapped the First Lieutenant irritably.</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh Death, where is thy sting!"
murmured the Major of Marines. "Seventy
thousand pounds buried under a mountain!"</span></p>
<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain rang the bell and ordered a
sherry and bitters. "Well," he said, "thank
Heaven I know at last why the Gunner went
ashore!"</span></p>
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