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<h3>CHAPTER XVIII.</h3>
<h4>CROCKER'S TALE.<br/> </h4>
<p>A thing difficult to get is the thing mostly prized, not the thing
that is valuable. Two or three additional Kimberley mines found
somewhere among the otherwise uninteresting plains of South Africa
would bring down the price of diamonds amazingly. It could hardly
have been the beauty, or the wit, or the accomplishments of Clara
Demijohn which caused Mr. Tribbledale to triumph so loudly and with
so genuine an exultation, telling all Broad Street of his success,
when he had succeeded in winning the bride who had once promised
herself to Crocker. Were it not that she had all but slipped through
his fingers he would never surely have thought her to be worthy of
such a pæan. Had she come to his first whistle he might have been
contented enough,—as are other ordinary young men with their
ordinary young women. He would probably have risen to no enthusiasm
of passion. But as things had gone he was as another Paris who had
torn a Helen from her Menelaus,—only in this case an honest Paris,
with a correct Helen, and from a Menelaus who had not as yet made
good his claim. But the subject was worthy of another Iliad, to be
followed by another Æneid. By his bow and his spear he had torn her
from the arms of a usurping lover, and now made her all his own.
Another man would have fainted and abandoned the contest, when
rejected as he had been. But he had continued the fight, even when
lying low on the dust of the arena. He had nailed his flag to the
mast when all his rigging had been cut away;—and at last he had won
the battle. Of course his Clara was doubly dear to him, having been
made his own after such difficulties as these.</p>
<p>"I'm not one of those who easily give way in an affair of the heart,"
he said to Mr. Littlebird, the junior partner in the firm, when he
told that gentleman of his engagement.</p>
<p>"So I perceive, Mr. Tribbledale."</p>
<p>"When a man has set his affection on a young lady,—that is, his real
affection,—he ought to stick to it,—or die." Mr. Littlebird, who
was the happy father of three or four married and marriageable
daughters, opened his eyes with surprise. The young men who had come
after his young ladies had been pressing enough, but they had not
died. "Or die!" repeated Tribbledale. "It is what I should have done.
Had she become Mrs. Crocker, I should never again have been seen in
the Court,"—"the Court" was the little alley in which Pogson and
Littlebird's office was held,—"unless they had brought my dead body
here to be identified." He was quite successful in his enthusiasm.
Though Mr. Littlebird laughed when he told the story to Mr. Pogson,
not the less did they agree to raise his salary to £160 on and from
the day of his marriage.</p>
<p>"Yes, Mr. Fay," he said to the poor old Quaker, who had lately been
so broken by his sorrow as hardly to be as much master of Tribbledale
as he used to be, "I have no doubt I shall be steady now. If anything
can make a young man steady it is—success in love."</p>
<p>"I hope thou wilt be happy, Mr. Tribbledale."</p>
<p>"I shall be happy enough now. My heart will be more in the
business,—what there isn't of it at any rate with that dear creature
in our mutual home at Islington. It was lucky about his having taken
those lodgings, because Clara had got as it were used to them. And
there are one or two things, such as a clock and the like, which need
not be moved. If anything ever should happen to you, Mr. Fay, Pogson
and Littlebird will find me quite up to the business."</p>
<p>"Something will happen some day, no doubt," said the Quaker.</p>
<p>On one occasion Lord Hampstead was in the Court having a word to say
to Marion's father, or, perhaps, a word to hear. "I'm sure you'll
excuse me, my lord," said Tribbledale, following him out of the
office.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes," said Hampstead, with a smile,—for he had been there often
enough to have made some acquaintance with the junior clerk. "If
there be anything I can do for you, I will do it willingly."</p>
<p>"Only just to congratulate me, my lord. You have heard of—Crocker?"
Lord Hampstead owned that he had heard of Crocker. "He has been
interfering with me in the tenderest of parts." Lord Hampstead looked
serious. "There is a young woman"—the poor victim frowned, he knew
not why; but remitted his frown and smiled again; "who had promised
herself to me. Then that rude assailant came and upset all my joy."
Here, as the narrator paused, Lord Hampstead owned to himself that he
could not deny the truth of the description. "Perhaps," continued
Tribbledale,—"perhaps you have seen Clara Demijohn." Lord Hampstead
could not remember having been so fortunate. "Because I am aware that
your steps have wandered in the way of Paradise Row." Then there came
the frown again,—and then the smile. "Well;—perhaps it may be that
a more perfect form of feminine beauty may be ascribed to another."
This was intended as a compliment, more civil than true, paid to
Marion Fay on Lord Hampstead's behalf. "But for a combination of
chastity and tenderness I don't think you can easily beat Clara
Demijohn." Lord Hampstead bowed, as showing his readiness to believe
such a statement coming from so good a judge. "For awhile the
interloper prevailed. Interlopers do prevail;—such is the female
heart. But the true rock shows itself always at last. She is the true
rock on which I have built the castle of my happiness."</p>
<p>"Then I may congratulate you, Mr. Tribbledale."</p>
<p>"Yes;—and not only that, my lord. But Crocker is nowhere. You must
own that there is a triumph in that. There was a time! Oh! how I felt
it. There was a time when he triumphed; when he talked of 'my Clara,'
as though I hadn't a chance. He's up a tree now, my lord. I thought
I'd just tell you as you are so friendly, coming among us, here, my
lord!" Lord Hampstead again congratulated him, and expressed a hope
that he might be allowed to send the bride a small present.</p>
<p>"Oh, my lord," said Tribbledale, "it shall go with the clock and the
harmonium, and shall be the proudest moment of my life."</p>
<p>When Miss Demijohn heard that the salary of Pogson and Littlebird's
clerk,—she called it "Dan's screw" in speaking of the matter to her
aunt,—had been raised to £160 per annum, she felt that there could
be no excuse for a further change. Up to that moment it had seemed to
her that Tribbledale had obtained his triumph by a deceit which it
still might be her duty to frustrate. He had declared positively that
those fatal words had been actually written in the book,
"Dismissal—B. B." But she had learned that the words had not been
written as yet. All is fair in love and war. She was not in the least
angry with Tribbledale because of his little ruse. A lie told in such
a cause was a merit. But not on that account need she be led away by
it from her own most advantageous course. In spite of the little
quarrel which had sprung up between herself and Crocker, Crocker,
still belonging to Her Majesty's Civil Service, must be better than
Tribbledale. But when she found that Tribbledale's statement as to
the £160 was true, and when she bethought herself that Crocker would
probably be dismissed sooner or later, then she determined to be
firm. As to the £160, old Mrs. Demijohn herself went to the office,
and learned the truth from Zachary Fay. "I think he is a good young
man," said the Quaker, "and he will do very well if he will cease to
think quite so much of himself." To this Mrs. Demijohn remarked that
half-a-dozen babies might probably cure that fault.</p>
<p>So the matter was settled, and it came to pass that Daniel
Tribbledale and Clara Demijohn were married at Holloway on that very
Thursday which saw completed the alliance which had been so long
arranged between the noble houses of Powell and De Hauteville. There
were two letters written on the occasion which shall be given here as
showing the willingness to forget and forgive which marked the
characters of the two persons. A day or two before the marriage the
following invitation was
<span class="nowrap">sent;—</span><br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">Dear Sam</span>,—</p>
<p>I hope you will quite forget what is past, at any rate
what was unpleasant, and come to our wedding on Thursday.
There is to be a little breakfast here afterwards, and I
am sure that Dan will be very happy to shake your hand. I
have asked him, and he says that as he is to be the
bridegroom he would be proud to have you as best man.</p>
<p class="ind6">Your old sincere friend,</p>
<p class="ind8"><span class="smallcaps">Clara
Demijohn</span>,—for the present.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>The answer was as follows:—<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">Dear
Clara</span>,—</p>
<p>There's no malice in me. Since our little tiff I have been
thinking that, after all, I'm not the man for matrimony.
To sip the honey from many flowers is, perhaps, after all
my line of life. I should have been happy to be Dan
Tribbledale's bottle-holder, but that there is another
affair coming off which I must attend. Our Lady Amaldina
is to be married, and I must be there. Our families have
been connected, as you know, for a great many years, and I
could not forgive myself if I did not see her turned off.
No other consideration would have prevented me from
accepting your very kind invitation.</p>
<p class="ind10">Your loving old friend,</p>
<p class="ind15"><span class="smallcaps">Sam
Crocker</span>.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>There did come a pang of regret across Clara's heart, as she read
this as to the connection of the families. Of course Crocker was
lying. Of course it was an empty boast. But there was a savour of
aristocracy even in the capability of telling such a lie. Had she
made Crocker her husband she also would have been able to drag Castle
Hautboy into her daily conversations with Mrs. Duffer.</p>
<p>At the time of these weddings, the month of August, Æolus had not
even yet come to a positive and actual decision as to Crocker's fate.
Crocker had been suspended;—by which act he had been temporarily
expelled from the office, so that his time was all his own to do what
he pleased with it. Whether when suspended he would receive his
salary, no one knew as a certainty. The presumption was that a man
suspended would be dismissed,—unless he could succeed in explaining
away or diminishing the sin of which he had been supposed to be
guilty. Æolus himself could suspend, but it required an act on the
part of the senior officer to dismiss,—or even to deprive the sinner
of any part of his official emoluments. There had been no explanation
possible. No diminishing of the sin had been attempted. It was
acknowledged on all sides that Crocker had,—as Miss Demijohn
properly described it,—destroyed Her Majesty's Mail papers. In order
that unpardonable delay and idleness might not be traced home to him,
he had torn into fragments a bundle of official documents. His
character was so well known that no one doubted his dismissal. Mr.
Jerningham had spoken of it as a thing accomplished. Bobbin and
Geraghty had been congratulated on their rise in the department.
"Dismissal—B. B." had been recorded, if not in any official book, at
any rate in all official minds. But B. B. himself had as yet decided
nothing. When Crocker attended Lady Amaldina's wedding in his best
coat and gloves he was still under suspension; but trusting to the
conviction that after so long a reprieve capital punishment would not
be carried out.</p>
<p>Sir Boreas Bodkin had shoved the papers on one side, and, since that,
nothing further had been said on the matter. Weeks had passed, but no
decision had been made public. Sir Boreas was a man whom the
subordinates nearest to him did not like to remind as to any such
duty as this. When a case was "shoved on one side" it was known to be
something unpalateable. And yet, as Mr. Jerningham whispered to
George Roden, it was a thing that ought to be settled. "He can't come
back, you know," he said.</p>
<p>"I dare say he will," said the Duca.</p>
<p>"Impossible! I look upon it as impossible!" This Mr. Jerningham said
very seriously.</p>
<p>"There are some people, you know," rejoined the other, "whose bark is
so much worse than their bite."</p>
<p>"I know there are, Mr. Roden, and Sir Boreas is perhaps one of them;
but there are cases in which to pardon the thing done seems to be
perfectly impossible. This is one of them. If papers are to be
destroyed with impunity, what is to become of the Department? I for
one should not know how to go on with my duties. Tearing up papers!
Good Heavens! When I think of it I doubt whether I am standing on my
head or my heels."</p>
<p>This was very strong language for Mr. Jerningham, who was not
accustomed to find fault with the proceedings of his superiors. He
went about the office all these weeks with a visage of woe and the
air of a man conscious that some great evil was at hand. Sir Boreas
had observed it, and knew well why that visage was so long.
Nevertheless when his eyes fell on that bundle of papers,—on the
Crocker bundle of papers,—he only pushed it a little further out of
sight than it was before.</p>
<p>Who does not know how odious a letter will become by being shoved on
one side day after day? Answer it at the moment, and it will be
nothing. Put it away unread, or at least undigested, for a day, and
it at once begins to assume ugly proportions. When you have been weak
enough to let it lie on your desk, or worse again, hidden in your
breast-pocket, for a week or ten days, it will have become an enemy
so strong and so odious that you will not dare to attack it. It
throws a gloom over all your joys. It makes you cross to your wife,
severe to the cook, and critical to your own wine-cellar. It becomes
the Black Care which sits behind you when you go out a riding. You
have neglected a duty, and have put yourself in the power of perhaps
some vulgar snarler. You think of destroying it and denying it,
dishonestly and falsely,—as Crocker did the mail papers. And yet you
must bear yourself all the time as though there were no load lying
near your heart. So it was with our Æolus and the Crocker papers. The
papers had become a great bundle. The unfortunate man had been called
upon for an explanation, and had written a blundering long letter on
a huge sheet of foolscap paper,—which Sir Boreas had not read, and
did not mean to read. Large fragments of the torn "mail papers" had
been found, and were all there. Mr. Jerningham had written a
well-worded lengthy report,—which never certainly would be read.
There were former documents in which the existence of the papers had
been denied. Altogether the bundle was big and unholy and
distasteful. Those who knew our Æolus well were sure that he would
never even undo the tape by which the bundle was tied. But something
must be done. One month's pay-day had already passed since the
suspension, and the next was at hand. "Can anything be settled about
Mr. Crocker?" asked Mr. Jerningham, one day about the end of August.
Sir Boreas had already sent his family to a little place he had in
the West of Ireland, and was postponing his holiday because of this
horrid matter. Mr. Jerningham could never go away till Æolus went.
Sir Boreas knew all this, and was thoroughly ashamed of himself.
"Just speak to me about it to-morrow and we'll settle the matter," he
said, in his blandest voice. Mr. Jerningham retreated from the room
frowning. According to his thinking there ought to be nothing to
settle. <span class="nowrap">"D——</span> the
fellow," said Sir Boreas, as soon as the door was
closed; and he gave the papers another shove which sent them off the
huge table on to the floor. Whether it was Mr. Jerningham or Crocker
who was damned, he hardly knew himself. Then he was forced to stoop
to the humility of picking up the bundle.</p>
<p>That afternoon he roused himself. About three o'clock he sent, not
for Mr. Jerningham, but for the Duca. When Roden entered the room the
bundle was before him, but not opened. "Can you send for this man and
get him here to-day?" he asked. The Duca promised that he would do
his best. "I can't bring myself to recommend his dismissal," he said.
The Duca only smiled. "The poor fellow is just going to be married,
you know." The Duca smiled again. Living in Paradise Row himself, he
knew that the lady, <i>née</i> Clara
Demijohn, was already the happy wife
of Mr. Tribbledale. But he knew also that after so long an interval
Crocker could not well be dismissed, and he was not ill-natured
enough to rob his chief of so good an excuse. He left the room,
therefore, declaring that he would cause Crocker to be summoned
immediately.</p>
<p>Crocker was summoned, and came. Had Sir Boreas made up his mind
briefly to dismiss the man, or briefly to forgive him, the interview
would have been unnecessary. As things now were the man could not
certainly be dismissed. Sir Boreas was aware of that. Nor could he be
pardoned without further notice. Crocker entered the room with that
mingling of the bully and the coward in his appearance which is
generally the result when a man who is overawed attempts to show that
he is not afraid. Sir Boreas passed his fingers through the hairs on
each side of his head, frowned hard, and, blowing through his
nostrils, became at once the Æolus that he had been named;</p>
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<table class="sm" style="margin: 0 auto" cellpadding="3"><tr><td align="left">
<p><span class="ind2">Assumes the god,</span><br/>
<span class="ind2">Affects to nod,</span><br/>
And seems to shake the spheres.</p>
</td></tr></table></div>
<p>"Mr. Crocker," said the god, laying his hand on the bundle of papers
still tied up in a lump. Then he paused and blew the wrath out of his
nostrils.</p>
<p>"Sir Boreas, no one can be more sorry for an accident than I am for
that."</p>
<p>"An accident!"</p>
<p>"Well, Sir Boreas; I am afraid I shall not make you understand it
all."</p>
<p>"I don't think you will."</p>
<p>"The first paper I did tear up by accident, thinking it was something
done with."</p>
<p>"Then you thought you might as well send the others after it."</p>
<p>"One or two were torn by accident. Then—"</p>
<p>"Well!"</p>
<p>"I hope you'll look it over this time, Sir Boreas."</p>
<p>"I have done nothing but look it over, as you call it, since you came
into the Department. You've been a disgrace to the office. You're of
no use whatsoever. You give more trouble than all the other clerks
put together. I'm sick of hearing your name."</p>
<p>"If you'll try me again I'll turn over a new leaf, Sir Boreas."</p>
<p>"I don't believe it for a moment. They tell me you're just going to
be married." Crocker was silent. Could he be expected to cut the
ground from under his own feet at such a moment? "For the young
lady's sake, I don't like turning you adrift on the world at such a
time. I only wish that she had a more secure basis for her
happiness."</p>
<p>"She'll be all right," said Crocker. He will probably be thought to
have been justified in carrying on the delusion at such a crisis of
his life.</p>
<p>"But you must take my assurance of this," said Æolus, looking more
like the god of storms, "that no wife or baby,—no joy or
trouble,—shall save you again if you again deserve dismissal."
Crocker with his most affable smile thanked Sir Boreas and withdrew.
It was said afterwards that Sir Boreas had seen and read that smile
on Roden's face, had put two and two together in regard to him, and
had become sure that there was to be no marriage. But, had he lost
that excuse, where should he find another?</p>
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