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<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
<h4>TRUE TIDINGS.<br/> </h4>
<p>The Foreign Office, from top to bottom, was very much moved on the
occasion,—and not without cause. The title of Di Crinola was quite
historic, and had existed for centuries. No Duca di Crinola,—at any
rate, no respectable Duca di Crinola,—could be in England even as a
temporary visitant without being considered as entitled to some
consideration from the Foreign Office. The existing duke of that
name, who had lately been best known, was at present a member of the
Italian Ministry. Had he come he would have been entitled to great
consideration. But he, as now appeared, was not the real Duca di
Crinola. The real duke was an Englishman,—or an Anglicized Italian,
or an Italianized Englishman. No one in the Foreign Office, not even
the most ancient pundit there, quite knew what he was. It was clear
that the Foreign Office must take some notice of the young nobleman.
But in all this was not contained more than half of the real reasons
for peculiar consideration. This Anglicized Italian Duca was known to
be engaged to the daughter of an English Marquis, to a lady who, if
not niece, was next door to being niece to the Secretary of State for
Foreign Affairs himself! Many years must have passed since an
individual had sprung into notice so interesting in many different
ways to all the body of the Foreign Office!</p>
<p>And this personage was a clerk in the Post Office! There had no doubt
been a feeling in the Foreign Office, if not of actual disgrace, at
any rate of mingled shame and regret, that a niece of their Secretary
of State should have engaged herself to one so low. Had he been in
the Foreign Office himself something might have been made of
him;—but a Clerk in the Post Office! The thing had been whispered
about and talked over, till there had come up an idea that Lady
Frances should be sent away on some compulsory foreign mission, so as
to be out of the pernicious young man's reach. But now it turned out
suddenly that the young man was the Duca di Crinola, and it was
evident to all of them that Lady Frances Trafford was justified in
her choice.</p>
<p>But what was to be done with the Duca? Rumours reached the Foreign
Office that the infatuated young nobleman intended to adhere to his
most unaristocratic position. The absurdity of a clerk of the third
class in one of the branches of the Post Office, with a salary of a
hundred and seventy a year, and sitting in the same room with
Crockers and Bobbins while he would have to be called by everybody
the Duca di Crinola, was apparent to the mind of the lowest Foreign
Office official. It couldn't be so, they said to each other.
Something must be done. If Government pay were necessary to him,
could he not be transformed by a leap into the Elysium of their own
department, where he might serve with some especial name invented for
the occasion? Then there arose questions which no man could answer.
Were he to be introduced into this new-fangled office proposed for
him, would he come in as an Englishman or an Italian; and if as an
Englishman, was it in accordance with received rules of etiquette
that he should be called Duca di Crinola? Would it be possible in so
special a case to get special permission from the Crown; or if not,
could he be appointed to the Foreign Office as a foreigner? The
special permission, though it was surrounded by so many difficulties,
yet seemed to be easier and less monstrous than this latter
suggestion. They understood that though he could not well be
dismissed from the office which he already held, it might be
difficult to appoint a foreign nobleman to the performance of duties
which certainly required more than ordinary British tendencies. In
this way the mind of the Foreign Office was moved, and the coming of
the young duke was awaited with considerable anxiety.</p>
<p>The news went beyond the Foreign Office. Whether it was that the
Secretary of State himself told the story to the ladies of his
household, or that it reached them through private secretaries, it
was certainly the case that Lady Persiflage was enabled to write a
very interesting letter to her sister, and that Lady Amaldina took
the occasion of congratulating her cousin and of informing her lover.</p>
<p>Lady Kingsbury, when she received the news, was still engaged in
pointing out to her husband the iniquity of his elder children in
having admitted the visit of Mr. Roden to Hendon Hall. This, she
persisted in saying, had been done in direct opposition to most
solemn promises made by all the parties concerned. The Marquis at the
time had recovered somewhat of his strength, in consequence, as was
said among the household, of the removal of Mr. Greenwood into
Shrewsbury. And the Marchioness took advantage of this improved
condition on the part of her husband to make him sensible of the
abominable iniquity of which the young persons had been guilty. The
visit had occurred two months since, but the iniquity to Lady
Kingsbury's thinking still demanded express condemnation and, if
possible, punishment. "A direct and premeditated falsehood on the
part of them all!" said Lady Kingsbury, standing over her husband,
who was recumbent on the sofa in his own room.</p>
<p>"No; it wasn't," said the Marquis, who found it easier to deny the
whole charge than to attempt in his weakness to divide the guilt.</p>
<p>"My dear! When she was allowed to go to Hendon Hall, was it not done
on a sacred pledge that she should not see that horrid man? Did not
Hampstead repeat the promise to my own ears?"</p>
<p>"How could he help his coming? I wish you wouldn't trouble me about
it any more."</p>
<p>"Then I suppose that she is to have your leave to marry the man
whenever she chooses!"</p>
<p>Then he roused himself with whatever strength he possessed, and
begged her to leave him. With much indignation she stalked out of the
room, and going to her apartments found the following letter, which
had just arrived from her
<span class="nowrap">sister;—</span><br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">My Dear
Clara</span>,—</p>
<p>As you are down in the country, I suppose the news about
Fanny's "young man" has not yet reached you.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fanny's young man! Had Fanny been the housemaid, it was thus that
they might have spoken of her lover. Could it be that "Fanny and her
young man" had already got themselves married? Lady Kingsbury, when
she read this, almost let the letter drop from her hand, so much was
she disgusted by the manner in which her sister spoke of this most
unfortunate affair.<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p>I heard something of it only yesterday, and the rest of
the details to-day. As it has come through the Foreign
Office you may be quite sure that it is true, though it is
so wonderful. The young man is not George Roden at all,
nor is he an Englishman. He is an Italian, and his proper
name and title is Duca di Crinola.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Again Lady Kingsbury
allowed the letter almost to drop; but on this
occasion with feelings of a very different nature. What! not George
Roden! Not a miserable clerk in the English Post Office! Duca di
Crinola;—a title of which she thought that she remembered to have
heard as belonging to some peculiarly ancient family! It was not to
be believed. And yet it came from her sister, who was usually correct
in all such matters;—and came also from the Foreign Office, which
she regarded as the one really trustworthy source of information as
to foreign matters of an aristocratic nature. "Duca di Crinola!" she
said to herself, as she went on with the reading of her letter.<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p>There is a long story of the marriage of his mother which
I do not quite understand as yet, but it is not necessary
to the facts of the case. The young man has been
recognized in his own country as entitled to all the
honours of his family, and must be received so by us.
Persiflage says that he will be ready to present him at
Court on his return as Duca di Crinola, and will ask him
at once to dine in Belgrave Square. It is a most romantic
story, but must be regarded by you and me as being very
fortunate, as dear Fanny had certainly set her heart upon
marrying the man. I am told that he inherits nothing but
the bare title. Some foreign noblemen are, you know, very
poor; and in this case the father,
who was a "<span class="u">mauvais
sujet</span>," contrived to destroy whatever rights of property
he had. Lord Kingsbury probably will be able to do
something for him. Perhaps he may succeed in getting
official employment suited to his rank. At any rate we
must all of us make the best of him for Fanny's sake. It
will be better to have a Duca di Crinola among us, even
though he should not have a shilling, than a Post Office
clerk with two or three hundred a year.</p>
<p>I asked Persiflage to write to Lord Kingsbury; but he
tells me that I must do it all, because he is so busy.
Were my brother-in-law well enough I think he should come
up to town to make inquiry himself and to see the young
man. If he cannot do so, he had better get Hampstead to
take him down to Trafford. Hampstead and this young
Duchino are luckily bosom friends. It tells well for
Hampstead that, after all, he did not go so low for his
associates as you thought he did. Amaldina intends to
write to Fanny to congratulate her.</p>
<p class="ind8">Your affectionate sister,</p>
<p class="ind12"><span class="smallcaps">Geraldine
Persiflage</span>.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Duca di Crinola! She could not quite believe it;—and yet she did
believe it. Nor could she be quite sure as to herself whether she was
happy in believing it or the reverse. It had been terrible to her to
think that she should have to endure the name of being stepmother to
a clerk in the Post Office. It would not be at all terrible to her to
be stepmother to a Duca di Crinola, even though the stepson would
have no property of his own. That little misfortune would, as far as
the feelings of society went, be swallowed up amidst the attributes
of rank. Nothing would sound better than Duchessa or Duchessina! And,
moreover, it would be all true! This was no paltry title which might
be false, or might have been picked up, any how, the other day. All
the world would know that the Italian Duke was the lineal
representative of a magnificent family to whom this identical rank
had belonged for many years. There were strong reasons for taking the
young Duke and the young Duchess to her heart at once.</p>
<p>But then there were other reasons why she should not wish it to be
true. In the first place she hated them both. Let the man be Duca di
Crinola as much as he might, he would still have been a Post Office
clerk, and Lady Frances would have admitted his courtship having
believed him at the time to have been no more than a Post Office
clerk. The sin would have been not the less abominable in the choice
of her lover, although it might be expedient that the sin should be
forgiven. And then the girl had insulted her, and there had been that
between them which would prevent the possibility of future love; and
would it not be hard upon her darlings if it should become necessary
to carve out from the family property a permanent income for this
Italian nobleman, and for a generation of Italian noblemen to come;
and then what a triumph would this be for Hampstead, who, of all
human beings, was the most distasteful to her.</p>
<p>But upon the whole she thought it would be best to accept the Duca.
She must, indeed, accept him. Nothing that she could do would restore
the young man to his humble desk and humble name. Nor would the
Marquis be actuated by any prayer of hers in reference to the carving
of the property. It would be better for her to accept the young Duke
and the young Duchess, and make the best of them. If only the story
should at last be shown to be true!</p>
<p>The duty was imposed on her of communicating the story to the
Marquis; but before she did so she was surprised by a visit from Mr.
Greenwood. Mr. Roberts had used no more than the violence of
argument, and Mr. Greenwood had been induced to take himself to
Shrewsbury on the day named for his departure. If he went he would
have £200 a year from the Marquis,—and £100 would be added by Lord
Hampstead, of which the Marquis need not know anything. Unless he
went on the day fixed that £100 would not be added. A good deal was
said on either side, but he went. The Marquis had refused to see him.
The Marchioness had bade him adieu in a most formal manner,—in a
manner quite unbecoming those familiar suggestions which, he thought,
had been made to him as to a specially desirable event. But he had
gone, and as he went he told himself that circumstances might yet
occur in the family which might be of use to him. He, too, had heard
the great family news,—perhaps through some under-satellite of the
Foreign Office, and he came with the idea that he would be the first
to make it known at Trafford Park.</p>
<p>He would have asked for the Marquis, but he knew that the Marquis
would not receive him. Lady Kingsbury consented to see him, and he
was ushered up to the room to which he had so often made his way
without any asking. "I hope you are well, Mr. Greenwood," she said.
"Are you still staying in the neighbourhood?" It was, however, well
known at Trafford that he was at Shrewsbury.</p>
<p>"Yes, Lady Kingsbury. I have not gone from the neighbourhood. I
thought that perhaps you might want to see me again."</p>
<p>"I don't know that we need trouble you, Mr. Greenwood."</p>
<p>"I have come with some news respecting the family." As he said this
he managed to assume the old look, and stood as though he had never
moved from the place since he had last been in the room.</p>
<p>"Do sit down, Mr. Greenwood. What news?"</p>
<p>"Mr. George Roden, the clerk in the Post Office—"</p>
<p>But she was not going to have the tidings repeated to her by him, so
as to give him any claim to gratitude for having brought them. "You
mean the Duca di Crinola!"</p>
<p>"Oh," exclaimed Mr. Greenwood.</p>
<p>"I have heard all that, Mr. Greenwood."</p>
<p>"That the Post Office clerk is an Italian nobleman?"</p>
<p>"It suited the Italian nobleman for a time to be a Post Office clerk.
That is what you mean."</p>
<p>"And Lady Frances is to be allowed—"</p>
<p>"Mr. Greenwood, I must ask you not to discuss Lady Frances here."</p>
<p>"Oh! Not to discuss her ladyship!"</p>
<p>"Surely you must be aware how angry the Marquis has been about it."</p>
<p>"Oh!" He had not seated himself, nor divested himself of that
inquisitorial appearance which was so distasteful to her. "We used to
discuss Lady Frances sometimes, Lady Kingsbury."</p>
<p>"I will not discuss her now. Let that be enough, Mr. Greenwood."</p>
<p>"Nor yet Lord Hampstead."</p>
<p>"Nor yet Lord Hampstead. I think it very wrong of you to come after
all that took place. If the Marquis knew
<span class="nowrap">it—"</span></p>
<p>Oh! If the Marquis knew it! If the Marquis knew all, and if other
people knew all! If it were known how often her ladyship had spoken,
and how loud, as to the wished-for removal to a better world of his
lordship's eldest son! But he could not dare to speak it out. And yet
it was cruel on him! He had for some days felt her ladyship to be
under his thumb, and now it seemed that she had escaped from him.
"Oh! very well, Lady Kingsbury. Perhaps I had better go,—just for
the present." And he went.</p>
<p>This served, at least, for corroboration. She did not dare to keep
the secret long from her husband, and therefore, in the course of the
evening, went down with her sister's letter in her hand. "What!" said
the Marquis, when the story had been read to him. "What! Duca di
Crinola."</p>
<p>"There can't be a doubt about it, my dear."</p>
<p>"And he a clerk in the Post Office?"</p>
<p>"He isn't a clerk in the Post Office now."</p>
<p>"I don't quite see what he will be then. It appears that he has
inherited nothing."</p>
<p>"My sister says nothing."</p>
<p>"Then what's the good of his title. There is nothing so pernicious in
the world as a pauper aristocracy. A clerk in the Post Office is
entitled to have a wife, but a poor nobleman should at any rate let
his poverty die with himself."</p>
<p>This was a view of the case which had not hitherto presented itself
to Lady Kingsbury. When she suggested to him that the young nobleman
should be asked down to Trafford, he did not seem to see that it was
at all necessary. It would be much better that Fanny should come
back. The young nobleman would, he supposed, live in his own
country;—unless, indeed, the whole tale was a cock-and-bull story
made up by Persiflage at the Foreign Office. It was just the sort of
thing, he said, that Persiflage would do. He had said not a word as
to carving an income out of the property for the young noble couple
when she left him.</p>
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