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<h3>CHAPTER IX.</h3>
<h4>MISS DEMIJOHN'S INGENUITY.<br/> </h4>
<p>On the day on which Crocker was going through his purgatory at the
Post Office, a letter reached Lady Kingsbury at Trafford Park, which
added much to the troubles and annoyances felt by different members
of the family there. It was an anonymous letter, and the reader,—who
in regard to such mysteries should never be kept a moment in
ignorance,—may as well be told at once that the letter was written
by that enterprising young lady, Miss Demijohn. The letter was
written on New Year's Day, after the party,—perhaps in consequence
of the party, as the rash doings of some of the younger members of
the Trafford family were made specially obvious to Miss Demijohn by
what was said on that occasion. The letter ran as follows:<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">My Lady
Marchioness</span>—</p>
<p>I conceive it to be my duty as a well-wisher of the family
to inform you that your stepson, Lord Hampstead, has
become entangled in what I think to be a dangerous way
with a young woman living in a neighbouring street to
this.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>The "neighbouring" street
was of course a stroke of cunning on the
part of Miss Demijohn.<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p>She lives at No. 17,
Paradise Row, Holloway, and her name
is Marion Fay. She is daughter to an old Quaker, who is
clerk to Pogson and Littlebird, King's Court, Great Broad
Street, and isn't of course in any position to entertain
such hopes as these. He may have a little money saved, but
what's that to the likes of your ladyship and his lordship
the Marquis? Some think she is pretty. I don't. Now I
don't like such cunning ways. Of what I tell your ladyship
there isn't any manner of doubt. His lordship was there
for hours the other day, and the girl is going about as
proud as a peacock.</p>
<p>It's what I call a regular Paradise Row conspiracy, and
though the Quaker has lent himself to it, he ain't at the
bottom. Next door but two to the Fays there is a Mrs.
Roden living, who has got a son, a stuck-up fellow and a
clerk in the Post Office. I believe there isn't a bit of
doubt but he has been and got himself engaged to another
of your ladyship's noble family. As to that, all Holloway
is talking of it. I don't believe there is a 'bus driver
up and down the road as doesn't know it. It's my belief
that Mrs. Roden is the doing of it all! She has taken
Marion Fay by the hand just as though she were her own,
and now she has got the young lord and the young lady
right into her mashes. If none of 'em isn't married yet it
won't be long so unless somebody interferes. If you don't
believe me do you send to the 'Duchess of Edinburgh' at
the corner, and you'll find that they know all about it.</p>
<p>Now, my Lady Marchioness, I've thought it my duty to tell
you all this because I don't like to see a noble family
put upon. There isn't nothing for me to get out of it
myself. But I do it just as one of the family's
well-wishers. Therefore I sign myself your very
respectful,</p>
<p class="ind15"><span class="smallcaps">A
Well-Wisher</span>.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>The young lady had told her story completely as far as her object was
concerned, which was simply that of making mischief. But the business
of anonymous letter-writing was one not new to her hand. It is easy,
and offers considerable excitement to the minds of those whose time
hangs heavy on their hands.</p>
<p>The Marchioness, though she would probably have declared beforehand
that anonymous letters were of all things the most contemptible,
nevertheless read this more than once with a great deal of care. And
she believed it altogether. As to Lady Frances, of course she knew
the allegations to be true. Seeing that the writer was so well
acquainted with the facts as to Lady Frances, why should she be less
well-informed in reference to Lord Hampstead? Such a marriage as this
with the Quaker girl was exactly the sort of match which Hampstead
would be pleased to make. Then she was especially annoyed by the
publicity of the whole affair. That Holloway and the drivers of the
omnibuses, and the "Duchess of Edinburgh" should know all the secrets
of her husband's family,—should be able to discuss the disgrace to
which "her own darlings" would be subjected, was terrible to her. But
perhaps the sting that went sharpest to her heart was that which came
from the fact that Lord Hampstead was about to be married at all. Let
the wife be a Quaker or what not, let her be as low as any woman that
could be found within the sound of Bow Bells, still, if the marriage
ceremony were once pronounced over them, that woman's son would
become Lord Highgate, and would be heir to all the wealth and all the
titles of the Marquis of Kingsbury,—to the absolute exclusion of the
eldest-born of her own darlings.</p>
<p>She had had her hopes in the impracticability of Lord Hampstead. Such
men as that, she had told herself, were likely to keep themselves
altogether free of marriage. He would not improbably, she thought,
entertain some abominable but not unlucky idea that marriage in
itself was an absurdity. At any rate, there was hope as long as he
could be kept unmarried. Were he to marry and then have a son, even
though he broke his neck out hunting next day, no good would come of
it. In this condition of mind she thought it well to show the letter
to Mr. Greenwood before she read it to her husband. Lord Kingsbury
was still very ill,—so ill as to have given rise to much
apprehension; but still it would be necessary to discuss this letter
with him, ill as he might be. Only it should be first discussed with
Mr. Greenwood.</p>
<p>Mr. Greenwood's face became flatter, and his jaw longer, and his eyes
more like gooseberries as he read the letter. He had gradually
trained himself to say and to hear all manner of evil things about
Lady Frances in the presence of the Marchioness. He had too
accustomed himself to speak of Lord Hampstead as a great obstacle
which it would be well if the Lord would think proper to take out of
the way. He had also so far followed the lead of his patroness as to
be deep if not loud in his denunciations of the folly of the Marquis.
The Marquis had sent him word that he had better look out for a new
home, and without naming an especial day for his dismissal, had given
him to understand that it would not be convenient to receive him
again in the house in Park Lane. But the Marquis had been ill when he
had thus expressed his displeasure,—and was now worse. It might be
that the Marquis himself would never again visit Park Lane. As no
positive limit had been fixed for Mr. Greenwood's departure from
Trafford Park, there he remained,—and there he intended to remain
for the present. As he folded up the letter carefully after reading
it slowly, he only shook his head.</p>
<p>"Is it true, I wonder?" asked the Marchioness.</p>
<p>"There is no reason why it should not be."</p>
<p>"That's just what I say to myself. We know it is true about Fanny. Of
course there's that Mr. Roden, and the Mrs. Roden. When the writer
knows so much, there is reason to believe the rest."</p>
<p>"A great many people do tell a great many lies," said Mr. Greenwood.</p>
<p>"I suppose there is such a person as this Quaker,—and that there is
such a girl?"</p>
<p>"Quite likely."</p>
<p>"If so, why shouldn't Hampstead fall in love with her? Of course he's
always going to the street because of his friend Roden."</p>
<p>"Not a doubt, Lady Kingsbury."</p>
<p>"What ought we to do?" To this question Mr. Greenwood was not
prepared with an immediate answer. If Lord Hampstead chose to get
himself married to a Quaker's daughter, how could it be helped? "His
father would hardly have any influence over him now." Mr. Greenwood
shook his head. "And yet he must be told." Mr. Greenwood nodded his
head. "Perhaps something might be done about the property."</p>
<p>"He wouldn't care two straws about settlements," said Mr. Greenwood.</p>
<p>"He doesn't care about anything he ought to. If I were to write and
ask him, would he tell the truth about this marriage?"</p>
<p>"He wouldn't tell the truth about anything," said Mr. Greenwood.</p>
<p>The Marchioness passed this by, though she knew it at the moment to
be calumny. But she was not unwilling to hear calumny against Lord
Hampstead. "There used to be ways," she said, "in which a marriage of
that kind could be put on one side afterwards."</p>
<p>"You must put it on one side before, now-a-days, if you mean to do it
at all," said the clergyman.</p>
<p>"But how?—how?"</p>
<p>"If he could be got out of the way."</p>
<p>"How out of the way?"</p>
<p>"Well;—that's what I don't know. Suppose he could be made to go out
yachting, and she be married to somebody else when he's at sea!" Lady
Kingsbury felt that her friend was but little good at a stratagem.
But she felt also that she was not very good herself. She could wish;
but wishing in such matters is very vain. She had right on her side.
She was quite confident as to that. There could be no doubt but that
"gods and men" would desire to see her little Lord Frederic succeed
to the Marquisate rather than this infidel Republican. If this
wretched Radical could be kept from marrying there would evidently be
room for hope, because there was the fact,—proved by the
incontestable evidence of Burke's Peerage,—that younger sons did so
often succeed. But if another heir were to be born, then, as far as
she was aware, Burke's Peerage promised her nothing. "It's a pity he
shouldn't break his neck out hunting," said Mr. Greenwood.</p>
<p>"Even that wouldn't be much if he were to be married first," said the
Marchioness.</p>
<p>Every day she went to her husband for half-an-hour before her lunch,
at which time the nurse who attended him during the day was
accustomed to go to her dinner. He had had a physician down from
London since his son had visited him, and the physician had told the
Marchioness that though there was not apparently any immediate
danger, still the symptoms were such as almost to preclude a hope of
ultimate recovery. When this opinion had been pronounced there had
arisen between the Marchioness and the chaplain a discussion as to
whether Lord Hampstead should be once again summoned. The Marquis
himself had expressed no such wish. A bulletin of a certain fashion
had been sent three or four times a week to Hendon Hall purporting to
express the doctor's opinion of the health of their noble patient;
but the bulletin had not been scrupulously true. Neither of the two
conspirators had wished to have Lord Hampstead at Trafford Park. Lady
Kingsbury was anxious to make the separation complete between her own
darlings and their brother, and Mr. Greenwood remembered, down to
every tittle of a word and tone, the insolence of the rebuke which he
had received from the heir. But if Lord Kingsbury were really to be
dying, then they would hardly dare to keep his son in ignorance.</p>
<p>"I've got something I'd better show you," she said, as she seated
herself by her husband's sofa. Then she proceeded to read to him the
letter, without telling him as she did so that it was anonymous. When
he had heard the first paragraph he demanded to know the name of the
writer. "I'd better read it all first," said the Marchioness. And she
did read it all to the end, closing it, however, without mentioning
the final "Well-Wisher." "Of course it's anonymous," she said, as she
held the letter in her hand.</p>
<p>"Then I don't believe a word of it," said the Marquis.</p>
<p>"Very likely not; but yet it sounds true."</p>
<p>"I don't think it sounds true at all. Why should it be true? There is
nothing so wicked as anonymous letters."</p>
<p>"If it isn't true about Hampstead it's true at any rate of Fanny.
That man comes from Holloway, and Paradise Row and the 'Duchess of
Edinburgh.' Where Fanny goes for her lover, Hampstead is likely to
follow. 'Birds of a feather flock together.'"</p>
<p>"I won't have you speak of my children in that way," said the sick
lord.</p>
<p>"What can I do? Is it not true about Fanny? If you wish it, I will
write to Hampstead and ask him all about it." In order to escape from
the misery of the moment he assented to this proposition. The letter
being anonymous had to his thinking been disgraceful and therefore he
had disbelieved it. And having induced himself to disbelieve the
statements made, he had been drawn into expressing,—or at any rate
to acknowledging by his silence,—a conviction that such a marriage
as that proposed with Marion Fay would be very base. Her ladyship
felt therefore that if Lord Hampstead could be got to acknowledge the
engagement, something would have been done towards establishing a
quarrel between the father and the son.</p>
<p>"Has that man gone yet?" he asked as his wife rose to leave the room.</p>
<p>"Has what man gone?"</p>
<p>"Mr. Greenwood."</p>
<p>"Gone? How should he have gone? It has never been expected that he
should go by this time. I don't see why he should go at all. He was
told that you would not again require his services up in London. As
far as I know, that is all that has been said about going." The poor
man turned himself on his sofa angrily, but did not at the moment
give any further instructions as to the chaplain's departure.</p>
<p>"He wants to know why you have not gone," Lady Kingsbury said to the
clergyman that afternoon.</p>
<p>"Where am I to go to?" whined the unfortunate one. "Does he mean to
say that I am to be turned out into the road at a moment's notice
because I can't approve of what Lady Frances is doing? I haven't had
any orders as to going. If I am to go I suppose he will make some
arrangement first." Lady Kingsbury said what she could to comfort
him, and explained that there was no necessity for his immediate
departure. Perhaps the Marquis might not think of it again for
another week or two; and there was no knowing in what condition they
might find themselves.</p>
<p>Her ladyship's letter to her stepson was as follows; and by return of
post her stepson's answer
<span class="nowrap">came;—</span><br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">My dear
Hampstead</span>,—</p>
<p>Tidings have reached your father that you have engaged
yourself to marry a girl, the daughter of a Quaker named
Fay, living at No. 17, Paradise Row. He, the Quaker, is
represented as being a clerk in a counting-house in the
City. Of the girl your father has heard nothing, but can
only imagine that she should be such as her position would
make probable. He desires me to ask you whether there is
any truth in the statement. You will observe that I
express no opinion myself whether it be true or false,
whether proper or improper. After your conduct the other
day I should not think of interfering myself; but your
father wishes me to ask for his information.</p>
<p class="ind12">Yours truly,</p>
<p class="ind15"><span class="smallcaps">Clara
Kingsbury</span>.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Hampstead's answer was very short, but quite sufficient for the
<span class="nowrap">purpose;—</span><br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">My dear
Lady Kingsbury</span>,</p>
<p>I am not engaged to marry Miss Fay,—as yet. I think that
I may be some day soon.</p>
<p class="ind12">Yours affectionately,</p>
<p class="ind18"><span class="smallcaps">Hampstead</span>.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>By the same post he wrote a letter to his father, and that shall also
be shown to the reader.<br/> </p>
<blockquote>
<p><span class="smallcaps">My dear
Father</span>,—</p>
<p>I have received a letter from Lady Kingsbury, asking me as
to a report of an engagement between me and a young lady
named Marion Fay. I am sorry that her writing should be
evidence that you are hardly yet strong enough to write
yourself. I trust that it may not long be so.</p>
<p>Would you wish to see me again at Trafford? I do not like
to go there without the expression of a wish from you; but
I hold myself in readiness to start whenever you may
desire it. I had hoped from the last accounts that you
were becoming stronger.</p>
<p>I do not know how you may have heard anything of Marion
Fay. Had I engaged myself to her, or to any other young
lady, I should have told you at once. I do not know
whether a young man is supposed to declare his own
failures in such matters, when he has failed,—even to his
father. But, as I am ashamed of nothing in the matter, I
will avow that I have asked the young lady to be my wife,
but she has as yet declined. I shall ask her again, and
still hope to succeed.</p>
<p>She is the daughter of a Mr. Fay who, as Lady Kingsbury
says, is a Quaker, and is a clerk in a house in the City.
As he is in all respects a good man, standing high for
probity and honour among those who know him, I cannot
think that there is any drawback. She, I think, has all
the qualities which I would wish to find in the woman whom
I might hope to make my wife. They live at No. 17,
Paradise Row, Holloway. Lady Kingsbury, indeed, is right
in all her details.</p>
<p>Pray let me have a line, if not from yourself, at any rate
dictated by you, to say how you are.</p>
<p class="ind12">Your affectionate son,</p>
<p class="ind18"><span class="smallcaps">Hampstead</span>.<br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>It was impossible to keep the letter from Lady Kingsbury. It thus
became a recognized fact by the Marquis, by the Marchioness, and by
Mr. Greenwood, that Hampstead was going to marry the Quaker's
daughter. As to that pretence of a refusal, it went for nothing, even
with the father. Was it probable that a Quaker's daughter, the
daughter of a merchant's clerk out of the City, should refuse to
become a Marchioness? The sick man was obliged to express anger,
having been already made to treat the report as incredible because of
the disgrace which would accompany it, if true. Had he been left to
himself he would have endeavoured to think as little about it as
possible. Not to quarrel with his two eldest children was the wish
that was now strongest at his heart. But his wife recalled the matter
to him at each of the two daily visits which she made. "What can I
do?" he was driven to ask on the third morning.</p>
<p>"Mr. Greenwood suggests—," began his wife, not intending to irritate
him, having really forgotten at the moment that no suggestion coming
from Mr. Greenwood could be welcome to him.</p>
<p>"D—— Mr. Greenwood," he shouted, lifting himself up erect from the
pillows on his sofa. The Marchioness was in truth so startled by the
violence of his movement, and by the rage expressed on his haggard
face, that she jumped from her chair with unexpected surprise. "I
desire," said the Marquis, "that that man shall leave the house by
the end of this month."</p>
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