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Mr. Incoul's Misadventure

<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/cover.jpg" width-obs="600" height-obs="872" alt="cover" title="cover" /></div> <hr class="chap" /> MR. INCOUL’S MISADVENTURE <hr class="chap" /> BY THE SAME AUTHOR: THE PHILOSOPHY OF DISENCHANTMENT. Crown 8vo. “Mr. Saltus is a scientific pessimist, as witty, as bitter, as satirical, as interesting and as insolent to humanity in general as are his great teachers, Schopenhauer and Von Hartmann.”—Worcester Spy. THE ANATOMY OF NEGATION. Crown 8vo. “A whole library of pessimism compressed into one small volume by a writer whose understanding of the value of words amounts almost to genius.”—Chicago Herald. “The work is remarkable in every way and its originality and power will compel for it more than an ephemeral existence, for independently of the force with which it deals with its theme its literary merits are of a high order, and its reflections are those of a bold, brilliant and able thinker.”—Boston Saturday Review. IN PREPARATION, CIMMERIA. <hr class="chap" /> <div class="titleblock"> <h1 class="cap">MR. INCOUL’S MISADVENTURE</h1></div> <hr class="r5" /> A NOVEL BY EDGAR SALTUS <hr class="r5" /> <div class="biblequote"> And thine eye shall not pity. Deuteronomy, XIX. 21. </div> <div class="padillus"><div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/logo.jpg" width-obs="122" height-obs="159" alt="logo" title="logo" /></div> </div> NEW YORK BENJAMIN & BELL <hr class="r5" /> M DCCC LXXXVII <hr class="chap" /> Copyright, 1887, by Edgar Saltus GILLISS BROTHERS & TURNURE THE ART AGE PRESS 400 & 402 WEST 14TH STREET, N. Y. <hr class="chap" /> TO E. A. S. <hr class="chap" /> <h2>CONTENTS.</h2> <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" summary="Contents"> <col style="width: 20%;" /> <col style="width: 70%;" /> <col style="width: 10%;" /> <tr> <th colspan="2" class="tdlt smcap">Chapter.</th> <th class="smfontr">PAGE</th> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">I.</td> <td class="tdl">Mr. Incoul,</td> <td class="tdrb">11</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">II.</td> <td class="tdl">Miss Barhyte Agrees to Change her Name,</td> <td class="tdrb">18</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">III.</td> <td class="tdl">After Darkness,</td> <td class="tdrb">30</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">IV.</td> <td class="tdl">An Evening Call,</td> <td class="tdrb">42</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">V.</td> <td class="tdl">A Yellow Envelope,</td> <td class="tdrb">51</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">VI.</td> <td class="tdl">Biarritz,</td> <td class="tdrb">68</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">VII.</td> <td class="tdl">What may be Seen from a Palco,</td> <td class="tdrb">84</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">VIII.</td> <td class="tdl">An Unexpected Guest,</td> <td class="tdrb">101</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">IX.</td> <td class="tdl">Mr. Incoul Dines in Spain,</td> <td class="tdrb">114</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">X.</td> <td class="tdl">The Point of View,</td> <td class="tdrb">127</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XI.</td> <td class="tdl">The House in the Parc Monceau,</td> <td class="tdrb">138</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XII.</td> <td class="tdl">Mr. Incoul is Preoccupied,</td> <td class="tdrb">146</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XIII.</td> <td class="tdl">What may be Heard in a Greenroom,</td> <td class="tdrb">155</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XIV.</td> <td class="tdl">Karl Grows a Moustache,</td> <td class="tdrb">163</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XV.</td> <td class="tdl">May Expostulates,</td> <td class="tdrb">178</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XVI.</td> <td class="tdl">The Bare Bodkin,</td> <td class="tdrb">188</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XVII.</td> <td class="tdl">Maida’s Nuptials,</td> <td class="tdrb">202</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="tdrt">XVIII.</td> <td class="tdl">Mr. Incoul Goes over the Accounts,</td> <td class="tdrb">211</td> </tr> </table> <hr class="chap" /> [11] </div> <h2>CHAPTER I. MR. INCOUL.</h2> When Harmon Incoul’s wife died, the world in which he lived said that he would not marry again. The bereavement which he had suffered was known to be bitter, and it was reported that he might betake himself to some foreign land. There was, for that matter, nothing to keep him at home. He was childless, his tastes were too simple to make it necessary for him to reside as he had, hitherto, in New York, and, moreover, he was a man whose wealth was proverbial. Had he so chosen, he had little else to do than to purchase a ticket and journey wheresoever he listed, and the knowledge of this ability may have been to him not without its consolations. Yet, if he attempted to map some plan, and think which spot he would prefer, he probably reflected that whatever place he might choose, he would, in the end, be not unlike the invalid who turns over in his bed, and then turns back again on finding[12] the second position no better than the first. However fair another sky might be, it would not make his sorrow less acute. He was then one of those men whose age is difficult to determine. He had married when quite young, and at the time of his widowerhood he must have been nearly forty, but years had treated him kindly. His hair, it is true, was inclined to scantiness, and his skin was etiolated, but he was not stout, his teeth were sound, he held himself well, and his eyes had not lost their lustre. At a distance, one might have thought him in the thirties, but in conversation his speech was so measured, and about his lips there was a compression such that the ordinary observer fancied him older than he really was. His position was unexceptionable. He had inherited a mile of real estate in a populous part of New York, together with an accumulation of securities sufficient for the pay and maintenance of a small army. The foundations of this wealth had been laid by an ancestor, materially increased by his grandfather, and consolidated by his father, who had married a Miss Van Tromp, the ultimate descendant of the Dutch admiral. His boyhood had not been happy. His[13] father had been a lean, taciturn, unlovable man, rigid in principles, stern in manner, and unyielding in his adherence to the narrowest tenets of Presbyterianism. His mother had died while he was yet in the nursery, and, in the absence of any softening influence, the angles of his earliest nature were left in the rough. At school, he manifested a vindictiveness of disposition which made him feared and disliked. One day, a comrade raised the lid of a desk adjoining his own. The raising of the lid was abrupt and possibly intentional. It jarred him in a task. The boy was dragged from him senseless and bleeding. In college, he became aggrieved at a tutor. For three weeks he had him shadowed, then, having discovered an irregularity in his private life, he caused to be laid before the faculty sufficient evidence to insure his removal. Meanwhile, acting presumably on the principle that an avowed hatred is powerless, he treated the tutor as though the grievance had been forgotten. A little later, owing to some act of riotous insubordination, he was himself expelled, and the expulsion seemed to have done him good. He went to Paris and listened decorously to lectures at the Sorbonne, after which he strayed to Heidelberg,[14] where he sat out five semesters without fighting a duel or making himself ill with beer. In his fourth summer abroad, he met the young lady who became his wife. His father died, he returned to New York, and thereafter led a model existence. He was proud of his wife and indulgent to her every wish. During the years that they lived together, there was no sign or rumor of the slightest disagreement. She was of a sweet and benevolent disposition, and though beyond a furtive coin he gave little to the poor, he encouraged her to donate liberally to the charities which she was solicited to assist. She was a woman with a quick sense of the beautiful, and in spite of the simplicity of his own tastes, he had a house on Madison avenue rebuilt and furnished in such a fashion that it was pointed out to strangers as one of the chief palaces of the city. She liked, moreover, to have her friends about her, and while he cared as much for society as he did for the negro minstrels, he insisted that she should give entertainments and fill the house with guests. In the winter succeeding the fifteenth anniversary of their marriage, Mrs. Incoul caught a chill, took to her bed and died, forty-eight hours later, of pneumonia. It was then that the world said that he[15] would not marry again. For two years he gave the world no reason to say otherwise, and for two years time hung heavy on his hands. He was an excellent chess-player, and interested in archæological pursuits, but beyond that his resources were limited. He was too energetic to be a dilettante, he had no taste for horseflesh, the game of speculation did not interest him, and his artistic tendencies were few. Now and then, a Mr. Blydenburg, a florid, talkative man, a widower like himself, came to him of an evening, and the chess-board was prepared. But practically his life was one of solitude, and the solitude grew irksome to him. Meanwhile his wound healed as wounds do. The cicatrix perhaps was ineffaceable, but at least the smart had subsided, and in its subsidence he found that the great house in which he lived had taken on the silence of a tomb. Soon he began to go out a little. He was seen at meetings of the Archæological Society and of an afternoon he was visible in the Park. He even attended a reception given to an English thinker, and one night applauded Salvini. At first he went about with something of that uncertainty which visits one who passes from a dark room to a bright one, but in a[16] little while his early constraint fell from him, and he found that he could mingle again with his fellows. At some entertainment he met a delicious young girl, Miss Maida Barhyte by name, whom for the moment he admired impersonally, as he might have admired a flower, and until he saw her again, forgot her very existence. It so happened, however, that he saw her frequently. One evening he sat next to her at a dinner and learning from her that she was to be present at a certain reception, made a point of being present himself. This reception was given by Mrs. Bachelor, a lady, well known in society, who kept an unrevised list, and at stated intervals issued invitations to the dead, divorced and defaulted. When she threw her house open, she liked to have it filled, and to her discredit it must be said that in that she invariably succeeded. On the evening that Mr. Incoul crossed her vestibule, he was met by a hum of voices, broken by the rhythm of a waltz. The air was heavy, and in the hall was a smell of flowers and of food. The rooms were crowded. His friend Blydenburg was present and with him his daughter. The Wainwarings, whom he had always known, were also there, and there were other[17] people by whom he had not been forgotten, and with whom he exchanged a word, but for Miss Barhyte he looked at first in vain. He would have gone, a crowd was as irksome to him as solitude, but in passing an outer room elaborately supplied with paintings and bric-à-brac, he caught a glimpse of the girl talking with a young man whom he vaguely remembered to have seen in earlier days at his own home. He walked in: Miss Barhyte greeted him as an old friend: there were other people near her, and the young man with whom she had been talking turned and joined them, and presently passed with them into another room. Mr. Incoul found a seat beside the girl, and, after a little unimportant conversation asked her a question at which she started. But Mr. Incoul was not in haste for an answer, he told her that with her permission, he would do himself the honor of calling on her later, and, as the room was then invaded by some of her friends, he left her to them, and went his way. <hr class="chap" /> [18] </div> <div style="break-after:column;"></div>

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