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<h2> LETTER IV </h2>
<p>MISS CLARISSA HARLOWE, TO MISS HOWE FRIDAY, APRIL 28.</p>
<p>Mr. Lovelace is returned already. My brother's projects were his pretence.
I could not but look upon this short absence as an evasion of his promise;
especially as he had taken such precautions with the people below; and as
he knew that I proposed to keep close within-doors. I cannot bear to be
dealt meanly with; and angrily insisted that he should directly set out
for Berkshire, in order to engage his cousin, as he had promised.</p>
<p>O my dearest life, said he, why will you banish me from your presence? I
cannot leave you for so long a time as you seem to expect I should. I have
been hovering about town ever since I left you. Edgware was the farthest
place I went to, and there I was not able to stay two hours, for fear, at
this crisis, any thing should happen. Who can account for the workings of
an apprehensive mind, when all that is dear and valuable to it is at
stake? You may spare yourself the trouble of writing to any of your
friends, till the solemnity has passed that shall entitle me to give
weight to your application. When they know we are married, your brother's
plots will be at an end; and your father and mother, and uncles, must be
reconciled to you. Why then should you hesitate a moment to confirm my
happiness? Why, once more, would you banish me from you? Why will you not
give the man who has brought you into difficulties, and who so honourably
wishes to extricate you from them, the happiness of doing so?</p>
<p>He was silent. My voice failed to second the inclination I had to say
something not wholly discouraging to a point so warmly pressed.</p>
<p>I'll tell you, my angel, resumed he, what I propose to do, if you approve
of it. I will instantly go out to view some of the handsome new squares or
fine streets round them, and make a report to you of any suitable house I
find to be let. I will take such a one as you shall choose, and set up an
equipage befitting our condition. You shall direct the whole. And on some
early day, either before, or after we fix, [it must be at your own
choice], be pleased to make me the happiest of men. And then will every
thing be in a desirable train. You shall receive in your own house (if it
can be so soon furnished as I wish) the compliments of all my relations.
Charlotte shall visit you in the interim: and if it take up time, you
shall choose whom you will honour with your company, first, second, or
third, in the summer months; and on your return you shall find all that
was wanting in your new habitation supplied, and pleasures in a constant
round shall attend us. O my angel, take me to you, instead of banishing me
from you, and make me your's for ever.</p>
<p>You see, my dear, that here was no day pressed for. I was not uneasy about
that, and the sooner recovered myself, as there was not. But, however, I
gave him no reason to upbraid me for refusing his offer of going in search
of a house.</p>
<p>He is accordingly gone out for this purpose. But I find that he intends to
take up his lodging here tonight; and if to-night, no doubt on other
nights, while he is in town. As the doors and windows of my apartment have
good fastenings; as he has not, in all this time, given me cause for
apprehension; as he has the pretence of my brother's schemes to plead; as
the people below are very courteous and obliging, Miss Horton especially,
who seems to have taken a great liking to me, and to be of a gentler
temper and manners than Miss Martin; and as we are now in a tolerable way;
I imagine it would look particular to them all, and bring me into a debate
with a man, who (let him be set upon what he will) has always a great deal
to say for himself, if I were to insist upon his promise: on all these
accounts, I think, I will take no notice of his lodging here, if he don't.—Let
me know, my dear, your thoughts of every thing.</p>
<p>You may believe I gave him back his bank note the moment I saw him.</p>
<p>FRIDAY EVENING.</p>
<p>Mr. Lovelace has seen two or three houses, but none to his mind. But he
has heard of one which looks promising, he says, and which he is to
inquire about in the morning.</p>
<p>SATURDAY MORNING.</p>
<p>He has made his inquiries, and actually seen the house he was told of last
night. The owner of it is a young widow lady, who is inconsolable for the
death of her husband; Fretchville her name. It is furnished quite in
taste, every thing being new within these six months. He believes, if I
like not the furniture, the use of it may be agreed for, with the house,
for a time certain: but, if I like it, he will endeavour to take the one,
and purchase the other, directly.</p>
<p>The lady sees nobody; nor are the best apartments above-stairs to be
viewed, till she is either absent, or gone into the country; which she
talks of doing in a fortnight, or three weeks, at farthest, and to live
there retired.</p>
<p>What Mr. Lovelace saw of the house (which were the saloon and two
parlours) was perfectly elegant; and he was assured all is of a piece. The
offices are also very convenient; coach-house and stables at hand.</p>
<p>He shall be very impatient, he says, till I see the whole; nor will he, if
he finds he can have it, look farther till I have seen it, except any
thing else offer to my liking. The price he values not.</p>
<p>He now does nothing but talk of the ceremony, but not indeed of the day. I
don't want him to urge that—but I wonder he does not.</p>
<p>He has just now received a letter from Lady Betty Lawrance, by a
particular hand; the contents principally relating to an affair she has in
chancery. But in the postscript she is pleased to say very respectful
things of me.</p>
<p>They are all impatient, she says, for the happy day being over; which they
flatter themselves will ensure his reformation.</p>
<p>He hoped, he told me, that I would soon enable him to answer their wishes
and his own.</p>
<p>But, my dear, although the opportunity was so inviting, he urged not for
the day. Which is the more extraordinary, as he was so pressing for
marriage before we came to town.</p>
<p>He was very earnest with me to give him, and four of his friends, my
company on Monday evening, at a little collation. Miss Martin and Miss
Horton cannot, he says, be there, being engaged in a party of their own,
with two daughters of Colonel Solcombe, and two nieces of Sir Anthony
Holmes, upon an annual occasion. But Mrs. Sinclair will be present, and
she gave him hope of the company of a young lady of very great fortune and
merit (Miss Partington), an heiress to whom Colonel Sinclair, it seems, in
his lifetime was guardian, and who therefore calls Mrs. Sinclair Mamma.</p>
<p>I desired to be excused. He had laid me, I said, under a most disagreeable
necessity of appearing as a married person, and I would see as few people
as possible who were to think me so.</p>
<p>He would not urge it, he said, if I were much averse: but they were his
select friends; men of birth and fortune, who longed to see me. It was
true, he added, that they, as well as his friend Doleman, believed we were
married: but they thought him under the restrictions that he had mentioned
to the people below. I might be assured, he told me, that his politeness
before them should be carried into the highest degree of reverence.</p>
<p>When he is set upon any thing, there is no knowing, as I have said
heretofore, what one can do.* But I will not, if I can help it, be made a
show of; especially to men of whose character and principles I have no
good opinion. I am, my dearest friend,</p>
<p>Your ever affectionate CL. HARLOWE.</p>
<p>* See Letter I. of this volume. See also Vol. II. Letter XX.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>[Mr. Lovelace, in his next letter, gives an account of his quick return:<br/>
of his reasons to the Lady for it: of her displeasure upon it: and of<br/>
her urging his absence from the safety she was in from the situation<br/>
of the house, except she were to be traced out by his visits.]<br/></p>
<p>I was confoundedly puzzled, says he, on this occasion, and on her
insisting upon the execution of a too-ready offer which I made her to go
down to Berks, to bring up my cousin Charlotte to visit and attend her. I
made miserable excuses; and fearing that they would be mortally resented,
as her passion began to rise upon my saying Charlotte was delicate, which
she took strangely wrong, I was obliged to screen myself behind the most
solemn and explicit declarations.</p>
<p>[He then repeats those declarations, to the same effect with the account<br/>
she gives of them.]<br/></p>
<p>I began, says he, with an intention to keep my life of honour in view, in
the declaration I made her; but, as it has been said of a certain orator
in the House of Commons, who more than once, in a long speech, convinced
himself as he went along, and concluded against the side he set out
intending to favour, so I in earnest pressed without reserve for matrimony
in the progress of my harangue, which state I little thought of urging
upon her with so much strength and explicitness.</p>
<p>[He then values himself upon the delay that his proposal of taking and<br/>
furnishing a house must occasion.<br/></p>
<p>He wavers in his resolutions whether to act honourable or not by a merit<br/>
so exalted.<br/></p>
<p>He values himself upon his own delicacy, in expressing his indignation<br/>
against her friends, for supposing what he pretends his heart rises<br/>
against them for presuming to suppose.]<br/></p>
<p>But have I not reason, says he, to be angry with her for not praising me
for this my delicacy, when she is so ready to call me to account for the
least failure in punctilio?—However, I believe I can excuse her too,
upon this generous consideration, [for generous I am sure it is, because
it is against myself,] that her mind being the essence of delicacy, the
least want of it shocks her; while the meeting with what is so very
extraordinary to me, is too familiar to her to obtain her notice, as an
extraordinary.</p>
<p>[He glories in the story of the house, and of the young widow possessor<br/>
of it, Mrs. Fretchville he calls her; and leaves it doubtful to Mr.<br/>
Belford, whether it be a real or a fictitious story.<br/></p>
<p>He mentions his different proposals in relation to the ceremony, which he<br/>
so earnestly pressed for; and owns his artful intention in avoiding to<br/>
name the day.]<br/></p>
<p>And now, says he, I hope soon to have an opportunity to begin my
operations; since all is halcyon and security.</p>
<p>It is impossible to describe the dear creature's sweet and silent
confusion, when I touched upon the matrimonial topics.</p>
<p>She may doubt. She may fear. The wise in all important cases will doubt,
and will fear, till they are sure. But her apparent willingness to think
well of a spirit so inventive, and so machinating, is a happy prognostic
for me. O these reasoning ladies!—How I love these reasoning ladies!—'Tis
all over with them, when once love has crept into their hearts: for then
will they employ all their reasoning powers to excuse rather than to blame
the conduct of the doubted lover, let appearances against him be ever so
strong.</p>
<p>Mowbray, Belton, and Tourville, long to see my angel, and will be there.
She has refused me; but must be present notwithstanding. So generous a
spirit as mine is cannot enjoy its happiness without communication. If I
raise not your envy and admiration both at once, but half-joy will be the
joy of having such a charming fly entangled in my web. She therefore must
comply. And thou must come. And then I will show thee the pride and glory
of the Harlowe family, my implacable enemies; and thou shalt join with me
in my triumph over them all.</p>
<p>I know not what may still be the perverse beauty's fate: I want thee,
therefore, to see and admire her, while she is serene and full of hope:
before her apprehensions are realized, if realized they are to be; and if
evil apprehensions of me she really has; before her beamy eyes have lost
their lustre; while yet her charming face is surrounded with all its
virgin glories; and before the plough of disappointment has thrown up
furrows of distress upon every lovely feature.</p>
<p>If I can procure you this honour you will be ready to laugh out, as I have
often much ado to forbear, at the puritanical behaviour of the mother
before this lady. Not an oath, not a curse, nor the least free word,
escapes her lips. She minces in her gait. She prims up her horse-mouth.
Her voice, which, when she pleases, is the voice of thunder, is sunk into
an humble whine. Her stiff hams, that have not been bent to a civility for
ten years past, are now limbered into courtesies three deep at ever word.
Her fat arms are crossed before her; and she can hardly be prevailed upon
to sit in the presence of my goddess.</p>
<p>I am drawing up instructions for ye all to observe on Monday night.</p>
<p>SATURDAY NIGHT.</p>
<p>Most confoundedly alarmed!—Lord, Sir, what do you think? cried
Dorcas —My lady is resolved to go to church to-morrow! I was at
quadrille with the women below.—To church! said I, and down I laid
my cards. To church! repeated they, each looking upon the other. We had
done playing for that night.</p>
<p>Who could have dreamt of such a whim as this?—Without notice,
without questions! Her clothes not come! No leave asked!—Impossible
she should think of being my wife!—Besides, she don't consider, if
she go to church, I must go too!—Yet not to ask for my company! Her
brother and Singleton ready to snap her up, as far as she knows!—Known
by her clothes—her person, her features, so distinguished!—Not
such another woman in England!—To church of all places! Is the devil
in the girl? said I, as soon as I could speak.</p>
<p>Well, but to leave this subject till to-morrow morning, I will now give
you the instructions I have drawn up for your's and your companions'
behaviour on Monday night.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>Instructions to be observed by John Belford, Richard Mowbray, Thomas<br/>
Belton, and James Tourville, Esquires of the Body to General Robert<br/>
Lovelace, on their admission to the presence of his Goddess.<br/></p>
<p>Ye must be sure to let it sink deep into your heavy heads, that there is
no such lady in the world as Miss Clarissa Harlowe; and that she is
neither more nor less than Mrs. Lovelace, though at present, to my shame
be it spoken, a virgin.</p>
<p>Be mindful also, that your old mother's name, after that of her mother
when a maid, is Sinclair: that her husband was a lieutenant-colonel, and
all that you, Belford, know from honest Doleman's letter of her,* that let
your brethren know.</p>
<p>* See Letter XXXVIII. Vol. III.</p>
<p>Mowbray and Tourville, the two greatest blunderers of the four, I allow to
be acquainted with the widow and nieces, from the knowledge they had of
the colonel. They will not forbear familiarities of speech to the mother,
as of longer acquaintance than a day. So I have suited their parts to
their capacities.</p>
<p>They may praise the widow and the colonel for people of great honour—but
not too grossly; nor to labour the point so as to render themselves
suspected.</p>
<p>The mother will lead ye into her own and the colonel's praises! and
Tourville and Mowbray may be both her vouchers—I, and you, and
Belton, must be only hearsay confirmers.</p>
<p>As poverty is generally suspectible, the widow must be got handsomely
aforehand; and no doubt but she is. The elegance of her house and
furniture, and her readiness to discharge all demands upon her, which she
does with ostentation enough, and which makes her neighbours, I suppose,
like her the better, demonstrate this. She will propose to do handsome
things by her two nieces. Sally is near marriage—with an eminent
woollen-draper in the Strand, if ye have a mind to it; for there are five
or six of them there.</p>
<p>The nieces may be inquired after, since they will be absent, as persons
respected by Mowbray and Tourville, for their late worthy uncle's sake.</p>
<p>Watch ye diligently every turn of my countenance, every motion of my eye;
for in my eye, and in my countenance will ye find a sovereign regulator. I
need not bid you respect me mightily: your allegiance obliges you to that:
And who that sees me, respects me not?</p>
<p>Priscilla Partington (for her looks so innocent, and discretion so deep,
yet seeming so softly) may be greatly relied upon. She will accompany the
mother, gorgeously dressed, with all her Jew's extravagance flaming out
upon her; and first induce, then countenance, the lady. She has her cue,
and I hope will make her acquaintance coveted by my charmer.</p>
<p>Miss Partington's history is this: the daughter of Colonel Sinclair's
brother-in-law: that brother-in-law may have been a Turkey-merchant, or
any merchant, who died confoundedly rich: the colonel one of her guardians
[collateral credit in that to the old one:] whence she always calls Mrs.
Sinclair Mamma, though not succeeding to the trust.</p>
<p>She is just come to pass a day or two, and then to return to her surviving
guardian's at Barnet.</p>
<p>Miss Partington has suitors a little hundred (her grandmother, an
alderman's dowager, having left her a great additional fortune,) and is
not trusted out of her guardian's house without an old governante, noted
for discretion, except to her Mamma Sinclair, with whom now-and-then she
is permitted to be for a week together.</p>
<p>Pris. will Mamma-up Mrs. Sinclair, and will undertake to court her
guardian to let her pass a delightful week with her—Sir Edward
Holden he may as well be, if your shallow pates will not be clogged with
too many circumstantials. Lady Holden, perhaps, will come with her; for
she always delighted in her Mamma Sinclair's company, and talks of her,
and her good management, twenty times a day.</p>
<p>Be it principally thy part, Jack, who art a parading fellow, and aimest at
wisdom, to keep thy brother-varlets from blundering; for, as thou must
have observed from what I have written, we have the most watchful and most
penetrating lady in the world to deal with; a lady worth deceiving! but
whose eyes will piece to the bottom of your shallow souls the moment she
hears you open. Do you therefore place thyself between Mowbray and
Tourville: their toes to be played upon and commanded by thine, if they go
wrong: thy elbows to be the ministers of approbation.</p>
<p>As to your general behaviour; no hypocrisy!—I hate it: so does my
charmer. If I had studied for it, I believe I could have been an
hypocrite: but my general character is so well known, that I should have
been suspected at once, had I aimed at making myself too white. But what
necessity can there be for hypocrisy, unless the generality of the sex
were to refuse us for our immoralities? The best of them love to have the
credit for reforming us. Let the sweet souls try for it: if they fail,
their intent was good. That will be a consolation to them. And as to us,
our work will be the easier; our sins the fewer: since they will draw
themselves in with a very little of our help; and we shall save a parcel
of cursed falsehoods, and appear to be what we are both to angels and men.—Mean
time their very grandmothers will acquit us, and reproach them with their
self-do, self-have, and as having erred against knowledge, and ventured
against manifest appearances. What folly, therefore, for men of our
character to be hypocrites!</p>
<p>Be sure to instruct the rest, and do thou thyself remember, not to talk
obscenely. You know I never permitted any of you to talk obscenely. Time
enough for that, when ye grow old, and can ONLY talk. Besides, ye must
consider Prisc.'s affected character, my goddess's real one. Far from
obscenity, therefore, do not so much as touch upon the double entendre.
What! as I have often said, cannot you touch a lady's heart without
wounding her ear?</p>
<p>It is necessary that ye should appear worse men than myself. You cannot
help appearing so, you'll say. Well, then, there will be the less
restraint upon you—the less restraint, the less affectation.—And
if Belton begins his favourite subject in behalf of keeping, it may make
me take upon myself to oppose him: but fear not; I shall not give the
argument all my force.</p>
<p>She must have some curiosity, I think, to see what sort of men my
companions are: she will not expect any of you to be saints. Are you not
men born to considerable fortunes, although ye are not all of you men of
parts? Who is it in this mortal life that wealth does not mislead? And as
it gives people the power of being mischievous, does it not require great
virtue to forbear the use of that power? Is not the devil said to be the
god of this world? Are we not children of this world? Well, then! let me
tell thee my opinion—It is this, that were it not for the poor and
the middling, the world would probably, long ago, have been destroyed by
fire from Heaven. Ungrateful wretches the rest, thou wilt be apt to say,
to make such sorry returns, as they generally do make, to the poor and the
middling!</p>
<p>This dear lady is prodigiously learned in theories. But as to practices,
as to experimentals, must be, as you know from her tender years, a mere
novice. Till she knew me, I dare say, she did not believe, whatever she
had read, that there were such fellows in the world, as she will see in
you four. I shall have much pleasure in observing how she'll stare at her
company, when she finds me the politest man of the five.</p>
<p>And so much for instructions general and particular for your behaviour on
Monday night.</p>
<p>And let me add, that you must attend to every minute circumstance, whether
you think there be reason for it, or not. Deep, like golden ore,
frequently lies my meaning, and richly worth digging for. The hint of
least moment, as you may imagine it, is often pregnant with events of the
greatest. Be implicit. Am I not your general? Did I ever lead you on that
I brought you not off with safety and success?—Sometimes to your own
stupid astonishment.</p>
<p>And now, methinks, thou art curious to know, what can be my view in
risquing the displeasure of my fair-one, and alarming her fears, after
four or five halcyon days have gone over our heads? I'll satisfy thee.</p>
<p>The visiters of the two nieces will crowd the house.—Beds will be
scarce:—Miss Partington, a sweet, modest, genteel girl, will be
prodigiously taken with my charmer;—will want to begin a friendship
with her—a share in her bed, for one night only, will be requested.
Who knows, but on that very Monday night I may be so unhappy as to give
mortal offence to my beloved? The shyest birds may be caught napping.
Should she attempt to fly me upon it, cannot I detain her? Should she
actually fly, cannot I bring her back, by authority civil or uncivil, if I
have evidence upon evidence that she acknowledged, though but tacitly, her
marriage? And should I, or should I not succeed, and she forgive me, or if
she but descend to expostulate, or if she bear me in her sight, then will
she be all my own. All delicacy is my charmer. I long to see how such a
delicacy, on any of these occasions, will behave, and in my situation it
behoves me to provide against every accident.</p>
<p>I must take care, knowing what an eel I have to do with, that the little
riggling rogue does not slip through my fingers. How silly should I look,
staring after her, when she had shot from me into the muddy river, her
family, from which with so much difficulty I have taken her!</p>
<p>Well then, here are—let me see—How many persons are there who,
after Monday night, will be able to swear that she has gone by my name,
answered to my name, had no other view in leaving her friends but to go by
my name? her own relations neither able nor willing to deny it.—
First, here are my servants, her servant, Dorcas, Mrs. Sinclair, Mrs.
Sinclair's two nieces, and Miss Partington.</p>
<p>But for fear these evidences should be suspected, here comes the jet of
the business—'No less than four worthy gentlemen of fortune and
family, who were all in company such a night particularly, at a collation
to which they were invited by Robert Lovelace, of Sandoun-hall, in the
county of Lancaster, esquire, in company with Magdalen Sinclair, widow,
and Priscilla Partington, spinster, and the lady complainant, when the
said Robert Lovelace addressed himself to the said lady, on a multitude of
occasions, as his wife; as they and others did, as Mrs. Lovelace; every
one complimenting and congratulating her upon her nuptials; and that she
received such their compliments and congratulations with no other visible
displeasure or repugnance, than such as a young bride, full of blushes and
pretty confusion, might be supposed to express upon such contemplative
revolvings as those compliments would naturally inspire.' Nor do thou rave
at me, Jack, nor rebel. Dost think I brought the dear creature hither for
nothing?</p>
<p>And here's a faint sketch of my plot.—Stand by, varlets—tanta-ra-ra-ra!
—Veil your bonnets, and confess your master!</p>
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