<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></SPAN>CHAPTER VII</h2>
<p>The next two weeks were filled with vicissitudes. The idea was
for Carl to settle the little family in some rural bit of Germany,
while he did research work in the industrial section of Essen, and
thereabouts, coming home week-ends. We stopped off first at Bonn.
Carl spent several days searching up and down the Rhine and through
the Moselle country for a place that would do, which meant a place
we could afford that was fit and suitable for the babies. There was
nothing. The report always was: pensions all expensive, and
automobiles touring by at a mile a minute where the children would
be playing.</p>
<p>On a wild impulse we moved up to Clive, on the Dutch border.
After Carl went in search of a pension, it started to drizzle. The
boys, baggage, and I found the only nearby place of shelter in a
stone-cutter's inclosure, filled with new and ornate tombstones.
What was my impecunious horror, when I heard a small crash and
discovered that Jim had dislocated a loose figure of Christ
(unconsciously Cubist in execution) from the top of a tombstone!
Eight marks charges! the cost of sixteen Heidelberg sprees. On his
return, Carl reported two pensions, one quarantined for diphtheria,
one for scarlet fever. We slept over a beer-hall, with such a
racket going on all night as never was; and next morning took the
first train out—this time for Düsseldorf.</p>
<p>It is a trifle momentous, traveling with two babies around a
country you know nothing about, and can find no one to enlighten
you. At Düsseldorf Carl searched through the town and suburbs
for a spot to settle us in, getting more and more depressed at the
thought of leaving us anywhere. That Freiburg summer had seared us
both deep, and each of us dreaded another separation more than
either let the other know. And then, one night, after another
fruitless search, Carl came home and informed me that the whole
scheme was off. Instead of doing his research work, we would all go
to Munich, and he would take an unexpected semester there, working
with Brentano.</p>
<p>What rejoicings, oh, what rejoicings! As Carl remarked, it may
be that "He travels fastest who travels alone"; but speed was not
the only thing he was after. So the next day, babies, bundles,
baggage, and parents went down the Rhine, almost through
Heidelberg, to Munich, with such joy and contentment in our hearts
as we could not describe. All those days of unhappy searchings Carl
had been through must have sunk deep, for in his last days of fever
he would tell me of a form of delirium in which he searched again,
with a heart of lead, for a place to leave the babies and me.</p>
<p>I remember our first night in Munich. We arrived about
supper-time, hunted up a cheap hotel as usual, near the station,
fed the babies, and started to prepare for their retirement. This
process in hotels was always effected by taking out two
bureau-drawers and making a bed of each. While we were busy over
this, the boys were busy over—just busy. This time they both
crawled up into a large clothes-press that stood in our room, when,
crash! bang!—there lay the clothes-press, front down, on the
floor, boys inside it. Such a commotion—hollerings and
squallings from the internals of the clothes-press, agitated
scurryings from all directions of the hotel-keeper, his wife,
waiters, and chambermaids. All together, we managed to stand the
clothes-press once more against the wall, and to extricate two
sobered young ones, the only damage being two clothes-press doors
banged off their hinges.</p>
<p>Munich is second in my heart to Heidelberg. Carl worked hardest
of all there, hardly ever going out nights; but we never got over
the feeling that our being there together was a sort of gift we had
made ourselves, and we were ever grateful. And then Carl did so
remarkably well in the University. A report, for instance, which he
read before Brentano's seminar was published by the University. Our
relations' with Brentano always stood out as one of the high
memories of Germany. After Carl's report in Brentano's class, that
lovable idol of the German students called him to his desk and had
a long talk, which ended by his asking us both to tea at his house
the following day. The excitement of our pension over that! We were
looked upon as the anointed of the Lord. We were really a bit
overawed, ourselves. We discussed neckties, and brushed and
cleaned, and smelled considerably of gasoline as we strutted forth,
too proud to tell, because we were to have tea with Brentano! I can
see the street their house was on, their front door; I can feel
again the little catch in our breaths as we rang the bell. Then the
charming warmth and color of that Italian home, the charming warmth
and hospitality of that white-haired professor and his gracious,
kindly wife. There were just ourselves there; and what a momentous
time it was to the little Parkers! Carl was simply radiating joy,
and in the way he always had when especially pleased, would give a
sudden beam from ear to ear, and a wink at me when no one else was
looking.</p>
<p>Not long after that we were invited for dinner, and again for
tea, this time, according to orders, bringing the sons. They both
fell into an Italian fountain in the rear garden as soon as we went
in for refreshments. By my desk now is hanging a photograph we have
prized as one of our great treasures. Below it is written: "Mrs.
and Mr. Parker, zur freundlichen Erinnerrung—Lujio Brentano."
Professor Bonn, another of Carl's professors at the University, and
his wife, were kindness itself to us. Then there was Peter, dear
old Peter, the Austrian student at our pension, who took us
everywhere, brought us gifts, and adored the babies until he almost
spoiled them.</p>
<p>From Munich we went direct to England. Vicissitudes again in
finding a cheap and fit place that would do for children to settle
in. After ever-hopeful wanderings, we finally stumbled upon Swanage
in Dorset. That was a love of a place on the English Channel, where
we had two rooms with the Mebers in their funny little brick house,
the "Netto." Simple folk they were: Mr. Meber a retired sailor, the
wife rather worn with constant roomers, one daughter a dressmaker,
the other working in the "knittin" shop. Charges, six dollars a
week for the family, which included cooking and serving our
meals—we bought the food ourselves.</p>
<p>Here Carl prepared for his Ph.D. examination, and worked on his
thesis until it got to the point where he needed the British
Museum. Then he took a room and worked during the week in London,
coming down to us week-ends. He wrote eager letters, for the time
had come when he longed to get the preparatory work and examination
behind him and begin teaching. We had an instructorship at the
University of California waiting for us, and teaching was to begin
in January. In one letter he wrote: "I now feel like landing on my
exam, like a Bulgarian; I am that fierce to lay it out." We felt
more than ever, in those days of work piling up behind us, that we
owned the world; as Carl wrote in another letter: "We'll stick this
out [this being the separation of his last trip to London, whence
he was to start for Heidelberg and his examination, without another
visit with us], for, <i>Gott sei dank!</i> the time isn't so
fearful, fearful long, it isn't really, is it? Gee! I'm glad I
married you. And I want more babies and more you, and then the
whole gang together for about ninety-two years. But life is so fine
to us and we are getting so much love and big things out of
life!"</p>
<p>November 1 Carl left London for Heidelberg. He was to take his
examination there December 5, so the month of November was a full
one for him. He stayed with the dear Kecks, Mother Keck pressing
and mending his clothes, hovering over him as if he were her own
son. He wrote once: "To-day we had a small leg of venison which I
sneaked in last night. Every time I note that I burn three quarters
of a lampful of oil a day among the other things I cost them, it
makes me feel like buying out a whole Conditorei."</p>
<p>I lived for those daily letters telling of his progress. Once he
wrote: "Just saw Fleiner [Professor in Law] and he was <i>fine</i>,
but I must get his Volkerrecht cold. It is fine reading, and is
mighty good and interesting every word, and also stuff which a man
ought to know. This is the last man to see. From now on, it is only
to <i>study</i>, and I am tickled. I do really like to study." A
few days later he wrote: "It is just plain sit and absorb these
days. Some day I will explain how tough it is to learn an entire
law subject in five days in a strange tongue."</p>
<p>And then, on the night of December 5, came the telegram of
success to "Frau Dr. Parker." We both knew he would pass, but
neither of us was prepared for the verdict of "<i>Summa cum
laude</i>," the highest accomplishment possible. I went up and down
the main street of little Swanage, announcing the tidings right and
left. The community all knew that Carl was in Germany to take some
kind of an examination, though it all seemed rather unexplainable.
Yet they rejoiced with me,—the butcher, the baker, the
candlestick-maker,—without having the least idea what they
were rejoicing about. Mrs. Meber tore up and down Osborne Road to
have the fun of telling the immediate neighbors, all of whom were
utterly at a loss to know what it meant, the truth being that Mrs.
Meber herself was in that same state. But she had somehow caught my
excitement, and anything to tell was scarce in Swanage.</p>
<p>So the little family that fared forth from Oakland, California,
that February 1, for one year at Harvard had ended
thus—almost four years later a Ph.D. <i>summa cum laude</i>
from Heidelberg. Not Persia as we had planned it nine years
before—a deeper, finer life than anything we had dreamed. We
asked Professor Miller, after we got back to California, why in the
world he had said just "one year in Europe."</p>
<p>"If I had said more, I was afraid it would scare you altogether
out of ever starting; and I knew if you once got over there and
were made of the right stuff, you'd stay on for a Ph.D."</p>
<p>On December 12 Carl was to deliver one of a series of lectures
in Munich for the Handelshochschule, his subject being "Die
Einwanderungs und Siedelungspolitik in Amerika (Carleton Parker,
Privatdocent, California-Universität, St. Francisco)." That
very day, however, the Prince Regent died, and everything was
called off. We had our glory—and got our pay. Carl was so
tired from his examination, that he did not object to foregoing the
delivery of a German address before an audience of four hundred. It
was read two weeks later by one of the professors.</p>
<p>On December 15 we had our reunion and celebration of it all.
Carl took the Amerika, second class, at Hamburg; the boys and I at
Southampton, ushered thither from Swanage and put aboard the
steamer by our faithful Onkel Keck, son of the folk with whom Carl
had stayed in Heidelberg, who came all the way from London for that
purpose. It was not such a brash Herr Doktor that we found, after
all: the Channel had begun to tell on him, as it were, and while it
was plain that he loved us, it was also plain that he did not love
the water. So we gave him his six days off, and he lay anguish-eyed
in a steamer-chair while I covered fifty-seven miles a day, tearing
after two sons who were far more filled with Wanderlust than they
had been three years before. When our dad did feel chipper again,
he felt very chipper, and our last four days were perfect.</p>
<p>We landed in New York on Christmas Eve, in a snowstorm; paid the
crushing sum of one dollar and seventy-five cents duty,—such
a jovial agent as inspected our belongings I never beheld; he must
already have had just the Christmas present he most wanted,
whatever it was. When he heard that we had been in Heidelberg, he
and several other officials began a lusty rendering of "Old
Heidelberg,"—and within an hour we were speeding toward
California, a case of certified milk added to our already
innumerable articles of luggage. Christmas dinner we ate on the
train. How those American dining-car prices floored us after three
years of all we could eat for thirty-five cents!</p>
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