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<h3> CHAPTER FIVE </h3>
<h3> Further Adventures of the Same </h3>
<p>Next morning there was a touch of frost and a nip in the air which
stirred my blood and put me in buoyant spirits. I forgot my precarious
position and the long road I had still to travel. I came down to
breakfast in great form, to find Peter's even temper badly ruffled. He
had remembered Stumm in the night and disliked the memory; this he
muttered to me as we rubbed shoulders at the dining-room door. Peter
and I got no opportunity for private talk. The lieutenant was with us
all the time, and at night we were locked in our rooms. Peter
discovered this through trying to get out to find matches, for he had
the bad habit of smoking in bed.</p>
<p>Our guide started on the telephone, and announced that we were to be
taken to see a prisoners' camp. In the afternoon I was to go somewhere
with Stumm, but the morning was for sight-seeing. 'You will see,' he
told us, 'how merciful is a great people. You will also see some of
the hated English in our power. That will delight you. They are the
forerunners of all their nation.'</p>
<p>We drove in a taxi through the suburbs and then over a stretch of flat
market-garden-like country to a low rise of wooded hills. After an
hour's ride we entered the gate of what looked like a big reformatory
or hospital. I believe it had been a home for destitute children.
There were sentries at the gate and massive concentric circles of
barbed wire through which we passed under an arch that was let down
like a portcullis at nightfall. The lieutenant showed his permit, and
we ran the car into a brick-paved yard and marched through a lot more
sentries to the office of the commandant.</p>
<p>He was away from home, and we were welcomed by his deputy, a pale young
man with a head nearly bald. There were introductions in German which
our guide translated into Dutch, and a lot of elegant speeches about
how Germany was foremost in humanity as well as martial valour. Then
they stood us sandwiches and beer, and we formed a procession for a
tour of inspection. There were two doctors, both mild-looking men in
spectacles, and a couple of warders—under-officers of the good old
burly, bullying sort I knew well. That was the cement which kept the
German Army together. Her men were nothing to boast of on the average;
no more were the officers, even in crack corps like the Guards and the
Brandenburgers; but they seemed to have an inexhaustible supply of
hard, competent N.C.O.s.</p>
<p>We marched round the wash-houses, the recreation-ground, the kitchens,
the hospital—with nobody in it save one chap with the 'flu.' It
didn't seem to be badly done. This place was entirely for officers,
and I expect it was a show place where American visitors were taken.
If half the stories one heard were true there were some pretty ghastly
prisons away in South and East Germany.</p>
<p>I didn't half like the business. To be a prisoner has always seemed to
me about the worst thing that could happen to a man. The sight of
German prisoners used to give me a bad feeling inside, whereas I looked
at dead Boches with nothing but satisfaction. Besides, there was the
off-chance that I might be recognized. So I kept very much in the
shadow whenever we passed anybody in the corridors. The few we met
passed us incuriously. They saluted the deputy-commandant, but
scarcely wasted a glance on us. No doubt they thought we were
inquisitive Germans come to gloat over them. They looked fairly fit,
but a little puffy about the eyes, like men who get too little
exercise. They seemed thin, too. I expect the food, for all the
commandant's talk, was nothing to boast of. In one room people were
writing letters. It was a big place with only a tiny stove to warm it,
and the windows were shut so that the atmosphere was a cold frowst. In
another room a fellow was lecturing on something to a dozen hearers and
drawing figures on a blackboard. Some were in ordinary khaki, others
in any old thing they could pick up, and most wore greatcoats. Your
blood gets thin when you have nothing to do but hope against hope and
think of your pals and the old days.</p>
<p>I was moving along, listening with half an ear to the lieutenant's
prattle and the loud explanations of the deputy-commandant, when I
pitchforked into what might have been the end of my business. We were
going through a sort of convalescent room, where people were sitting
who had been in hospital. It was a big place, a little warmer than the
rest of the building, but still abominably fuggy. There were about half
a dozen men in the room, reading and playing games. They looked at us
with lack-lustre eyes for a moment, and then returned to their
occupations. Being convalescents I suppose they were not expected to
get up and salute.</p>
<p>All but one, who was playing Patience at a little table by which we
passed. I was feeling very bad about the thing, for I hated to see
these good fellows locked away in this infernal German hole when they
might have been giving the Boche his deserts at the front. The
commandant went first with Peter, who had developed a great interest in
prisons. Then came our lieutenant with one of the doctors; then a
couple of warders; and then the second doctor and myself. I was
absent-minded at the moment and was last in the queue.</p>
<p>The Patience-player suddenly looked up and I saw his face. I'm hanged
if it wasn't Dolly Riddell, who was our brigade machine-gun officer at
Loos. I had heard that the Germans had got him when they blew up a
mine at the Quarries.</p>
<p>I had to act pretty quick, for his mouth was agape, and I saw he was
going to speak. The doctor was a yard ahead of me.</p>
<p>I stumbled and spilt his cards on the floor. Then I kneeled to pick
them up and gripped his knee. His head bent to help me and I spoke low
in his ear.</p>
<p>'I'm Hannay all right. For God's sake don't wink an eye. I'm here on
a secret job.'</p>
<p>The doctor had turned to see what was the matter. I got a few more
words in. 'Cheer up, old man. We're winning hands down.'</p>
<p>Then I began to talk excited Dutch and finished the collection of the
cards. Dolly was playing his part well, smiling as if he was amused by
the antics of a monkey. The others were coming back, the
deputy-commandant with an angry light in his dull eye. 'Speaking to
the prisoners is forbidden,' he shouted.</p>
<p>I looked blankly at him till the lieutenant translated.</p>
<p>'What kind of fellow is he?' said Dolly in English to the doctor. 'He
spoils my game and then jabbers High-Dutch at me.'</p>
<p>Officially I knew English, and that speech of Dolly's gave me my cue.
I pretended to be very angry with the very damned Englishman, and went
out of the room close by the deputy-commandant, grumbling like a sick
jackal. After that I had to act a bit. The last place we visited was
the close-confinement part where prisoners were kept as a punishment
for some breach of the rules. They looked cheerless enough, but I
pretended to gloat over the sight, and said so to the lieutenant, who
passed it on to the others. I have rarely in my life felt such a cad.</p>
<p>On the way home the lieutenant discoursed a lot about prisoners and
detention-camps, for at one time he had been on duty at Ruhleben.
Peter, who had been in quod more than once in his life, was deeply
interested and kept on questioning him. Among other things he told us
was that they often put bogus prisoners among the rest, who acted as
spies. If any plot to escape was hatched these fellows got into it and
encouraged it. They never interfered till the attempt was actually
made and then they had them on toast. There was nothing the Boche
liked so much as an excuse for sending a poor devil to 'solitary'.</p>
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<p>That afternoon Peter and I separated. He was left behind with the
lieutenant and I was sent off to the station with my bag in the company
of a Landsturm sergeant. Peter was very cross, and I didn't care for
the look of things; but I brightened up when I heard I was going
somewhere with Stumm. If he wanted to see me again he must think me of
some use, and if he was going to use me he was bound to let me into his
game. I liked Stumm about as much as a dog likes a scorpion, but I
hankered for his society.</p>
<p>At the station platform, where the ornament of the Landsturm saved me
all the trouble about tickets, I could not see my companion. I stood
waiting, while a great crowd, mostly of soldiers, swayed past me and
filled all the front carriages. An officer spoke to me gruffly and
told me to stand aside behind a wooden rail. I obeyed, and suddenly
found Stumm's eyes looking down at me.</p>
<p>'You know German?' he asked sharply.</p>
<p>'A dozen words,' I said carelessly. 'I've been to Windhuk and learned
enough to ask for my dinner. Peter—my friend—speaks it a bit.'</p>
<p>'So,' said Stumm. 'Well, get into the carriage. Not that one! There,
thickhead!'</p>
<p>I did as I was bid, he followed, and the door was locked behind us.
The precaution was needless, for the sight of Stumm's profile at the
platform end would have kept out the most brazen. I wondered if I had
woken up his suspicions. I must be on my guard to show no signs of
intelligence if he suddenly tried me in German, and that wouldn't be
easy, for I knew it as well as I knew Dutch.</p>
<p>We moved into the country, but the windows were blurred with frost, and
I saw nothing of the landscape. Stumm was busy with papers and let me
alone. I read on a notice that one was forbidden to smoke, so to show
my ignorance of German I pulled out my pipe. Stumm raised his head,
saw what I was doing, and gruffly bade me put it away, as if he were an
old lady that disliked the smell of tobacco.</p>
<p>In half an hour I got very bored, for I had nothing to read and my pipe
was <i>verboten</i>. People passed now and then in the corridors, but no
one offered to enter. No doubt they saw the big figure in uniform and
thought he was the deuce of a staff swell who wanted solitude. I
thought of stretching my legs in the corridor, and was just getting up
to do it when somebody slid the door back and a big figure blocked the
light.</p>
<p>He was wearing a heavy ulster and a green felt hat. He saluted Stumm,
who looked up angrily, and smiled pleasantly on us both.</p>
<p>'Say, gentlemen,' he said, 'have you room in here for a little one? I
guess I'm about smoked out of my car by your brave soldiers. I've
gotten a delicate stomach ...'</p>
<p>Stumm had risen with a brow of wrath, and looked as if he were going to
pitch the intruder off the train. Then he seemed to halt and collect
himself, and the other's face broke into a friendly grin.</p>
<p>'Why, it's Colonel Stumm,' he cried. (He pronounced it like the first
syllable in 'stomach'.) 'Very pleased to meet you again, Colonel. I
had the honour of making your acquaintance at our Embassy. I reckon
Ambassador Gerard didn't cotton to our conversation that night.' And
the new-comer plumped himself down in the corner opposite me.</p>
<p>I had been pretty certain I would run across Blenkiron somewhere in
Germany, but I didn't think it would be so soon. There he sat staring
at me with his full, unseeing eyes, rolling out platitudes to Stumm,
who was nearly bursting in his effort to keep civil. I looked moody
and suspicious, which I took to be the right line.</p>
<p>'Things are getting a bit dead at Salonika,' said Mr Blenkiron, by way
of a conversational opening.</p>
<p>Stumm pointed to a notice which warned officers to refrain from
discussing military operations with mixed company in a railway carriage.</p>
<p>'Sorry,' said Blenkiron, 'I can't read that tombstone language of
yours. But I reckon that that notice to trespassers, whatever it
signifies, don't apply to you and me. I take it this gentleman is in
your party.'</p>
<p>I sat and scowled, fixing the American with suspicious eyes.</p>
<p>'He is a Dutchman,' said Stumm; 'South African Dutch, and he is not
happy, for he doesn't like to hear English spoken.'</p>
<p>'We'll shake on that,' said Blenkiron cordially. 'But who said I spoke
English? It's good American. Cheer up, friend, for it isn't the call
that makes the big wapiti, as they say out west in my country. I hate
John Bull worse than a poison rattle. The Colonel can tell you that.'</p>
<p>I dare say he could, but at that moment, we slowed down at a station
and Stumm got up to leave. 'Good day to you, Herr Blenkiron,' he cried
over his shoulder. 'If you consider your comfort, don't talk English
to strange travellers. They don't distinguish between the different
brands.'</p>
<p>I followed him in a hurry, but was recalled by Blenkiron's voice.</p>
<p>'Say, friend,' he shouted, 'you've left your grip,' and he handed me my
bag from the luggage rack. But he showed no sign of recognition, and
the last I saw of him was sitting sunk in a corner with his head on his
chest as if he were going to sleep. He was a man who kept up his parts
well.</p>
<br/>
<p>There was a motor-car waiting—one of the grey military kind—and we
started at a terrific pace over bad forest roads. Stumm had put away
his papers in a portfolio, and flung me a few sentences on the journey.</p>
<p>'I haven't made up my mind about you, Brandt,' he announced. 'You may
be a fool or a knave or a good man. If you are a knave, we will shoot
you.'</p>
<p>'And if I am a fool?' I asked.</p>
<p>'Send you to the Yser or the Dvina. You will be respectable
cannon-fodder.'</p>
<p>'You cannot do that unless I consent,' I said.</p>
<p>'Can't we?' he said, smiling wickedly. 'Remember you are a citizen of
nowhere. Technically, you are a rebel, and the British, if you go to
them, will hang you, supposing they have any sense. You are in our
power, my friend, to do precisely what we like with you.'</p>
<p>He was silent for a second, and then he said, meditatively:</p>
<p>'But I don't think you are a fool. You may be a scoundrel. Some kinds
of scoundrel are useful enough. Other kinds are strung up with a rope.
Of that we shall know more soon.'</p>
<p>'And if I am a good man?'</p>
<p>'You will be given a chance to serve Germany, the proudest privilege a
mortal man can have.' The strange man said this with a ringing
sincerity in his voice that impressed me.</p>
<p>The car swung out from the trees into a park lined with saplings, and
in the twilight I saw before me a biggish house like an overgrown Swiss
chalet. There was a kind of archway, with a sham portcullis, and a
terrace with battlements which looked as if they were made of stucco.
We drew up at a Gothic front door, where a thin middle-aged man in a
shooting-jacket was waiting.</p>
<p>As we moved into the lighted hall I got a good look at our host. He was
very lean and brown, with the stoop in the shoulder that one gets from
being constantly on horseback. He had untidy grizzled hair and a
ragged beard, and a pair of pleasant, short-sighted brown eyes.</p>
<p>'Welcome, my Colonel,' he said. 'Is this the friend you spoke of?'</p>
<p>'This is the Dutchman,' said Stumm. 'His name is Brandt. Brandt, you
see before you Herr Gaudian.'</p>
<p>I knew the name, of course; there weren't many in my profession that
didn't. He was one of the biggest railway engineers in the world, the
man who had built the Baghdad and Syrian railways, and the new lines in
German East. I suppose he was about the greatest living authority on
tropical construction. He knew the East and he knew Africa; clearly I
had been brought down for him to put me through my paces.</p>
<p>A blonde maidservant took me to my room, which had a bare polished
floor, a stove, and windows that, unlike most of the German kind I had
sampled, seemed made to open. When I had washed I descended to the
hall, which was hung round with trophies of travel, like Dervish
jibbahs and Masai shields and one or two good buffalo heads. Presently
a bell was rung. Stumm appeared with his host, and we went in to
supper.</p>
<p>I was jolly hungry and would have made a good meal if I hadn't
constantly had to keep jogging my wits. The other two talked in
German, and when a question was put to me Stumm translated. The first
thing I had to do was to pretend I didn't know German and look
listlessly round the room while they were talking. The second was to
miss not a word, for there lay my chance. The third was to be ready to
answer questions at any moment, and to show in the answering that I had
not followed the previous conversation. Likewise, I must not prove
myself a fool in these answers, for I had to convince them that I was
useful. It took some doing, and I felt like a witness in the box under
a stiff cross-examination, or a man trying to play three games of chess
at once.</p>
<p>I heard Stumm telling Gaudian the gist of my plan. The engineer shook
his head.</p>
<p>'Too late,' he said. 'It should have been done at the beginning. We
neglected Africa. You know the reason why.'</p>
<p>Stumm laughed. 'The von Einem! Perhaps, but her charm works well
enough.'</p>
<p>Gaudian glanced towards me while I was busy with an orange salad. 'I
have much to tell you of that. But it can wait. Your friend is right
in one thing. Uganda is a vital spot for the English, and a blow there
will make their whole fabric shiver. But how can we strike? They have
still the coast, and our supplies grow daily smaller.'</p>
<p>'We can send no reinforcements, but have we used all the local
resources? That is what I cannot satisfy myself about. Zimmerman says
we have, but Tressler thinks differently, and now we have this fellow
coming out of the void with a story which confirms my doubt. He seems
to know his job. You try him.'</p>
<p>Thereupon Gaudian set about questioning me, and his questions were very
thorough. I knew just enough and no more to get through, but I think I
came out with credit. You see I have a capacious memory, and in my
time I had met scores of hunters and pioneers and listened to their
yarns, so I could pretend to knowledge of a place even when I hadn't
been there. Besides, I had once been on the point of undertaking a job
up Tanganyika way, and I had got up that country-side pretty accurately.</p>
<p>'You say that with our help you can make trouble for the British on the
three borders?' Gaudian asked at length.</p>
<p>'I can spread the fire if some one else will kindle it,' I said.</p>
<p>'But there are thousands of tribes with no affinities.'</p>
<p>'They are all African. You can bear me out. All African peoples are
alike in one thing—they can go mad, and the madness of one infects the
others. The English know this well enough.'</p>
<p>'Where would you start the fire?' he asked.</p>
<p>'Where the fuel is dryest. Up in the North among the Mussulman
peoples. But there you must help me. I know nothing about Islam, and
I gather that you do.'</p>
<p>'Why?' he asked.</p>
<p>'Because of what you have done already,' I answered.</p>
<p>Stumm had translated all this time, and had given the sense of my words
very fairly. But with my last answer he took liberties. What he gave
was: 'Because the Dutchman thinks that we have some big card in dealing
with the Moslem world.' Then, lowering his voice and raising his
eyebrows, he said some word like 'uhnmantl'.</p>
<p>The other looked with a quick glance of apprehension at me. 'We had
better continue our talk in private, Herr Colonel,' he said. 'If Herr
Brandt will forgive us, we will leave him for a little to entertain
himself.' He pushed the cigar-box towards me and the two got up and
left the room.</p>
<p>I pulled my chair up to the stove, and would have liked to drop off to
sleep. The tension of the talk at supper had made me very tired. I
was accepted by these men for exactly what I professed to be. Stumm
might suspect me of being a rascal, but it was a Dutch rascal. But all
the same I was skating on thin ice. I could not sink myself utterly in
the part, for if I did I would get no good out of being there. I had
to keep my wits going all the time, and join the appearance and manners
of a backveld Boer with the mentality of a British
intelligence-officer. Any moment the two parts might clash and I would
be faced with the most alert and deadly suspicion.</p>
<p>There would be no mercy from Stumm. That large man was beginning to
fascinate me, even though I hated him. Gaudian was clearly a good
fellow, a white man and a gentleman. I could have worked with him for
he belonged to my own totem. But the other was an incarnation of all
that makes Germany detested, and yet he wasn't altogether the ordinary
German, and I couldn't help admiring him. I noticed he neither smoked
nor drank. His grossness was apparently not in the way of fleshly
appetites. Cruelty, from all I had heard of him in German South West,
was his hobby; but there were other things in him, some of them good,
and he had that kind of crazy patriotism which becomes a religion. I
wondered why he had not some high command in the field, for he had had
the name of a good soldier. But probably he was a big man in his own
line, whatever it was, for the Under-Secretary fellow had talked small
in his presence, and so great a man as Gaudian clearly respected him.
There must be no lack of brains inside that funny pyramidal head.</p>
<p>As I sat beside the stove I was casting back to think if I had got the
slightest clue to my real job. There seemed to be nothing so far.
Stumm had talked of a von Einem woman who was interested in his
department, perhaps the same woman as the Hilda he had mentioned the
day before to the Under-Secretary. There was not much in that. She
was probably some minister's or ambassador's wife who had a finger in
high politics. If I could have caught the word Stumm had whispered to
Gaudian which made him start and look askance at me! But I had only
heard a gurgle of something like 'uhnmantl', which wasn't any German
word that I knew.</p>
<p>The heat put me into a half-doze and I began dreamily to wonder what
other people were doing. Where had Blenkiron been posting to in that
train, and what was he up to at this moment? He had been hobnobbing
with ambassadors and swells—I wondered if he had found out anything.
What was Peter doing? I fervently hoped he was behaving himself, for I
doubted if Peter had really tumbled to the delicacy of our job. Where
was Sandy, too? As like as not bucketing in the hold of some Greek
coaster in the Aegean. Then I thought of my battalion somewhere on the
line between Hulluch and La Bassee, hammering at the Boche, while I was
five hundred miles or so inside the Boche frontier.</p>
<p>It was a comic reflection, so comic that it woke me up. After trying
in vain to find a way of stoking that stove, for it was a cold night, I
got up and walked about the room. There were portraits of two decent
old fellows, probably Gaudian's parents. There were enlarged
photographs, too, of engineering works, and a good picture of Bismarck.
And close to the stove there was a case of maps mounted on rollers.</p>
<p>I pulled out one at random. It was a geological map of Germany, and
with some trouble I found out where I was. I was an enormous distance
from my goal and moreover I was clean off the road to the East. To go
there I must first go to Bavaria and then into Austria. I noticed the
Danube flowing eastwards and remembered that that was one way to
Constantinople.</p>
<p>Then I tried another map. This one covered a big area, all Europe from
the Rhine and as far east as Persia. I guessed that it was meant to
show the Baghdad railway and the through routes from Germany to
Mesopotamia. There were markings on it; and, as I looked closer, I saw
that there were dates scribbled in blue pencil, as if to denote the
stages of a journey. The dates began in Europe, and continued right on
into Asia Minor and then south to Syria.</p>
<p>For a moment my heart jumped, for I thought I had fallen by accident on
the clue I wanted. But I never got that map examined. I heard
footsteps in the corridor, and very gently I let the map roll up and
turned away. When the door opened I was bending over the stove trying
to get a light for my pipe.</p>
<p>It was Gaudian, to bid me join him and Stumm in his study.</p>
<p>On our way there he put a kindly hand on my shoulder. I think he
thought I was bullied by Stumm and wanted to tell me that he was my
friend, and he had no other language than a pat on the back.</p>
<p>The soldier was in his old position with his elbows on the mantelpiece
and his formidable great jaw stuck out.</p>
<p>'Listen to me,' he said. 'Herr Gaudian and I are inclined to make use
of you. You may be a charlatan, in which case you will be in the devil
of a mess and have yourself to thank for it. If you are a rogue you
will have little scope for roguery. We will see to that. If you are a
fool, you will yourself suffer for it. But if you are a good man, you
will have a fair chance, and if you succeed we will not forget it.
Tomorrow I go home and you will come with me and get your orders.'</p>
<p>I made shift to stand at attention and salute.</p>
<p>Gaudian spoke in a pleasant voice, as if he wanted to atone for Stumm's
imperiousness. 'We are men who love our Fatherland, Herr Brandt,' he
said. 'You are not of that Fatherland, but at least you hate its
enemies. Therefore we are allies, and trust each other like allies.
Our victory is ordained by God, and we are none of us more than His
instruments.'</p>
<p>Stumm translated in a sentence, and his voice was quite solemn. He held
up his right hand and so did Gaudian, like a man taking an oath or a
parson blessing his congregation.</p>
<p>Then I realized something of the might of Germany. She produced good
and bad, cads and gentlemen, but she could put a bit of the fanatic
into them all.</p>
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