<h2 class="illo"> MAIDA </h2>
<p>It was when Maida, a rarely beautiful Maltese,
was about a year old that she became the
mother of a collection of variegated little mongrel
babies, with spotted fur of all sorts, except
one, which was pure white. Maida was all mother,
and very proud of this disreputably mixed progeny,
but evidently especially pleased with the
white one. Her preference for the milk-white
blonde was plain, for she always picked this one
out for extra care and scrubbing during the short
time they were allowed to snuggle together in the
nursery she had selected, which was a soap box
tucked away in the back corner of the stable loft.
But this is a cruel world for little unwelcome
kittens and so it was destined that this shameful
offspring should mysteriously disappear, and the
natural instincts of Maida's big mother-heart be
frustrated.</p>
<p>On the afternoon of the babies' third birthday,
after only a short absence, the devoted mother
came hurrying back in anxious care to the home
box, to find nothing there but the thick straw
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bed. There were no little bunches of soft fur to
feed and cuddle not even one left to save her suffering
swelling breasts. No one told her why or
where; simply the cruel fact remained that she
was desolate, her home empty, and her babies
gone. Her grief over this heartless depredation,
so inhumanly human, was painful to witness.
Frantically she called in long-drawn, wailing cadence
for her babies, from morning till night, in
an agonized search. Up stairs and down, in and
out, her mournful <i>meows</i> echoed, until everyone
knew of her trouble, and even the most unsympathetic
were indignant over the cruelty of it.</p>
<p>All of a sudden Maida ceased her mourning
and settled down into quiet, regular habits again.
Everyone drew a sigh of relief at her serenity
and peace, but her mistress, more curious than
the rest, determined to know the cause of her
resignation and followed her to the loft. What
she found there sent the cold shivers down her
spine, for, snuggled to the poor mother's babyless
breasts, were four small, ugly, pinky-white ratlets,
with long tails and eyes like a Chinaman's. The
consoled mother looked up at her mistress with
beating heart and eyes straining with such pleading
human anxiety that there was no mistaking
that they held a challenge. But she need not have
feared for no one with any kind of feeling could
have the heart to let anyone interfere a second
time with Maida's arrangement of a family however
grotesque her ideas were in this respect.
Where these shocking substitutes for her own
unpopular babies came from, where they were
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born and what had become of the rightful parent,
no one but Maida will ever know, as they were the
only descendants of this rather curious breed of
rodents that were ever seen in all the country
round. But Maida, the kidnapper, looked proudly
upon them, doubtless as her one white offspring
returned fourfold, and neither excused nor explained.
If their advent was dark with a cruel
deed, no one knew and no one felt that they had
the right this time to deprive the aching breasts
and perhaps a conscience-stricken heart of this
compensation.</p>
<p>As the numerous rodents grew and began to
take notice, they became quite troublesome to the
anxious foster-mother, for they were wild little
things, uncommonly healthy and uncommonly
restless and rather fierce as well. Time proved
however that they were the very best specimens
of their kind, their baby coats bright and shining,
their slim wee eyes clear, and their little noses
alert with the most furious inquisitiveness. It
was not long before the boldest of them could
climb to the edge of the box on an investigating
tour into the attractions of that little surrounding
world of theirs, but Maida was ever on the alert,
and in a twinkling would seize him and drop him
in the box with a bump. Poor little ratlet would
look scared to death and rather shaky, but Maida
would gently lick him with her tongue, purring
in the dulcet tones of a cooing dove, until she had
him soothed.</p>
<p>The ratlets grew day by day into more independent
and astonishing ways, and Maida's mistress
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decided that this rather frisky family had
better be transferred to more commodious quarters.
So the rather unique nursery and household
was removed to a large empty room over the
stable, where they could have plenty of room and
still be confined. Mother-Maida, doubtless feeling
that she had troubles enough before, did not
appreciate this freedom of a wider range for her
lively children, and would have been glad had her
mistress been less generous. Now it required
double the effort to keep her strange brood from
the tempting space about, and her strenuous struggles
to restrain them within the prescribed limits
of the box were sometimes painful, but always
very funny. At times, in a very frenzy at their
confinement the small rodents would bound, all in a
white streak, one after the other, over the edge of
the box and all over the room. Then poor Maida's
maternal excitement and her efforts to drive, carry
or frighten them back to their home, made pandemonium,
the ratlets running helter and skelter
in all directions and Maida after them. Catching
one, she would jump back into the box with it,
leave it there and go for another, but before she
could make a capture, the one she had left in the
box would be scampering in gay frolic with the
others.</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="i133" id="i133"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i-133.jpg" width-obs="534" height-obs="245" alt="" /> <p class="caption">MAIDA<br/> <span class='smcap'>In Long-Suffering<br/> Patience<br/>
Maida Would<br/>
Stretch Herself<br/>
in a Streak<br/>
of Sunshine and<br/>
Survey<br/>
the Riotously<br/>
Incorrigible<br/>
Mites, Indulging<br/>
in Their<br/>
Favorite Pastime<br/>
of Playing<br/>
Tag All<br/>
Over Her Body</span></p>
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<p>This rather serious game for Maida of "in and
out" would go on until her nervous system was a
wreck and she was utterly exhausted. Finally
realizing that her efforts to subdue her riotously
indecent family were useless, she would drop
breathless to the floor, stretch herself in a streak
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name='Page_103' name='Page_103'>[103]</SPAN></span>
of sunshine near the box, and survey the incorrigible
mites with disgust. No longer pursued,
the fun ceased for the youngsters, and they would
come to where she was having a little interval of
peace, and nip and maul, challenging her into
another contest, playing tag up and down her
tail, and indulging in other tantalizing pastimes,
until even her self-sacrificing, long-suffering patience
could no longer endure, and she would indignantly
shake every one of them off, spring to
her feet with a contemptuous <i>meow</i> of impatience,
and seek another place for relief. Then the apparently
conscience-stricken little rascals would
meekly come, one by one, anxious and conciliatory,
humbly begging her notice, scrambling solicitously
over her, and by and by the four tired-out white
beggars would be sleeping quietly with their sharp
little noses snuggled in the soft fur of her body,
all love and forgiveness.</p>
<p>Although animal children are generally supposed
to be much better behaved and to cause
their mothers less anxiety than human children,
this poor foster-mother was kept very busy disciplining
and training her strangely troublesome
family. She truly mothered them, not as adopted
aliens, but as the real thing, and taught them the
proper things kittens ought to do and ought not
to do, with much vigor and many a box on the
ear; for generally what the rodents wanted to do,
seemed to be just the thing they should <i>not</i> do
in the progress of their strange education.</p>
<p>One day the closet door having been left ajar,
baby ratlets in their search for mischief, climbed
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way up to the ceiling and perched on the topmost
strip that held the hanging hooks. Maida, on finding
them so far above her reach, was painfully distressed,
meowing and making the greatest kind
of a commotion in trying to scramble up the
smooth wall to their rescue, as she thought. The
ratlets seemed to be heartlessly indifferent to her
anxiety and had to be driven from their lofty roost
by the mistress. The first one to land on the floor
was grabbed by the enraged cat and given such
a shaking that he wobbled about in dizzy unconsciousness
for several minutes. The next one
she caught with a firm paw, as he was scurrying
back to the box, hoping to escape his punishment,
and held him tight to the floor, in spite of his whimpering
protest, till he was quite still. This one
lay for a long time as if dead, but after a while
he slowly lifted his giddy, swimming head and
crawled patiently and sorrowfully back to his
bed, and never again did any of these naughty
babies attempt to break this strange law of a
strange mother, by climbing in the closet.</p>
<p>Once a window of this room was lowered from
the top, just a tiny way for air. Maida's mistress,
happening to be in the barn, heard a great meowing
and disturbance going on in their room overhead
and rushed up to find her beloved cat racing
about like mad, apparently frantic with grief
and not a ratlet in sight. The lady was very
much puzzled over this total disappearance of
all four of the ratlets and imagined all sorts of
things, even the worst, and started in to investigate.
In her search, she happened to glance out
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name='Page_105' name='Page_105'>[105]</SPAN></span>
of the window and there on the roof were the
whole bunch, plainly going mad in their unusual
freedom. The weather was splendid and they
were all out enjoying it, jumping and running
on the separating wall in mad frolic, apparently
just for the sake of falling back in somersaults
on the roof, scuffling and doing all sorts of nimble
acrobatics in reckless stunts, and surely making
the most of their glorious holiday in the sunshine.
The window was no sooner raised from the bottom,
giving Maida a chance, than she dashed out
like a flash, plainly determined on revenge. The
instant the naughty runaways caught sight of her,
they could not get back into the room and their
box quickly enough; they raced for their very
lives, stumbling and knocking each other over in
their eagerness to get there, fairly shivering in
their fright. Maida selected one poor pink-eyed,
trembling sprinter for a thorough shaking and let
the others profit by his sorrowful example, saving
herself further exercise.</p>
<p>The ratlets lived to be independent, well-behaved
grown-ups, with wonderfully polished and
silky coats, owing to their frequent and thorough
grooming by their faithful foster-mother, who
seemingly never grew weary of her maternal
duties or their companionship. They were great
successes as rats, though doubtless Maida had
her own interior disappointment and cat wonder
as to why, with such faithful bringing up, they
were not animals of a more comforting nature.
Now she has real babies of her own, and this
time there is no mistake, for their fur is pure
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Maltese, so her mother instincts have been allowed
legitimate vent. Her alien foster-children have
the freedom of the whole country and, owing to
their strange adoption and the zeal with which
they were brought up in the way good kittens
ought to go, they seem irreproachable in behavior.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name='Page_107' name='Page_107'>[107]</SPAN></span></p>
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A MEMORY</p>
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