<h2> CHAPTER III </h2>
<p>May 24th.</p>
<p>Something has happened. Something fantastic, inconceivable. I am in a
condition to be surprised at nothing. If a witch on a broomstick rode in
through my open window and lectured me on quaternions, I should accept her
visit as a normal occurrence.</p>
<p>I have spent hours walking up and down this book-lined room, wondering
whether the universe or I were mad. Sometimes I laughed, for the thing is
sheerly ridiculous. Sometimes I cursed at the impertinence of the thing in
happening at all. Once I stumbled over a volume of Muratori lying on the
floor, and I kicked it across the room. Then I took it up, and wept over
the loosened binding.</p>
<p>The question is: What on earth am I to do? Why has Judith chosen this
particular time to shut up her flat and sequester herself in Paris? Why
did my lawyers appoint this particular morning for me to sign their silly
documents? Why did I turn up three hours late? Why did I walk down the
Thames Embankment? And why, oh, why, did I seat myself on a bench in the
gardens below the terrace of the National Liberal Club?</p>
<p>Yesterday was one of the most peaceful and happy days of my existence. I
worked contentedly at my history; I gossiped with Antoinette who came to
demand permission to keep a cat.</p>
<p>“What kind of a cat?” I asked.</p>
<p>“Perhaps Monsieur does not like cats?” she inquired, anxiously.</p>
<p>“The cat was worshipped as a god by the ancient Egyptians,” I remarked.</p>
<p>“But this one, Monsieur,” she said in breathless reassurance, “has only
one eye.”</p>
<p>I would sooner talk to Antoinette than the tutorial staff of Girton. If
she woke up one morning and found she had a mind she would think it a
disease.</p>
<p>In the afternoon I strolled into Regent’s Park and meeting the McMurray’s
nine-year-old son in charge of the housemaid, around whom seemed to be
hovering a sheepish individual in a bowler hat, I took him off to the
Zoological Gardens. On the way he told me, with great glee, that his
German governess was in bed with an awful sore throat; that he wasn’t
doing any lessons; that the sheepish hoverer was Milly’s young man, and
that the silly way they went on was enough to make one sick. When he had
fed everything feedable and ridden everything ridable, I drove him to the
Wellington Road and deposited him with his parents. I love a couple of
hours with a child when it is thoroughly happy and on its best behaviour.
And the enjoyment is enhanced by the feeling of utter thankfulness that he
is not my child, but somebody else’s.</p>
<p>In the evening I read and meditated on the happiness of my lot. The years
of school drudgery have already lost their sharp edge of remembered
definition, and sometimes I wonder whether it is I who lived through them.
I had not a care in the world, not a want that I could not gratify. I
thought of Judith. I thought of Sebastian Pasquale. I amused myself by
seeking a Renaissance type of which he must be the reincarnation. I fixed
upon young Olgiati, one of the assassins of Gian Galeazzo Sforza. Of the
many hundreds of British youths who passed before my eyes during my
slavery, he is the only one who has sought me out in his manhood. And
strange to say we had only a few months together, during my first year’s
apprenticeship to the dismal craft, he being in the sixth form, and but
three or four years younger than I. He was the maddest, oddest, most
diabolical and most unpopular boy in the school. The staff, to whom the
conventional must of necessity be always the Divine, loathed him. I alone
took to the creature. I think now that my quaint passion for the
cinquecento Italian must have had something to do with my attraction. In
externals he is as English as I am, having been brought up in England by
an English mother, but there are thousands of Hindoos who are more British
than he. The McMurrays were telling me dreadful stories about him this
afternoon. Sighing after an obdurate Viennese dancer, he had lured her
coachman into helpless intoxication, had invested himself in the
domestic’s livery, and had driven off with the lady in the darkness after
the performance to the outskirts of the town. What happened exactly, the
McMurrays did not know; but there was the devil to pay in Vienna. And yet
this inconsequent libertine did the following before my own eyes. We were
walking down Piccadilly together one afternoon in the hard winter of 1894.
It was a black frost, agonizingly cold. A shivering wretch held out
matches for sale. His hideous red toes protruded through his boots. “My
God, my God!” cried Pasquale, “I can’t stand this!” He jumped into a
crawling hansom, tore off his own boots, flung them to the petrified
beggar and drove home in his stocking-feet. I stood on the curb and, with
mingled feelings, watched the recipient, amid an interested group of
bystanders, match the small shapely sole against his huge foot, and with a
grin tuck the boots under his arm and march away with them to the nearest
pawnbroker. If Pasquale had been an equally compassionate Briton, he would
have stopped to think, and have tossed the man a sovereign. <i>But he
didn’t stop to think.</i> That was my cinquecento Pasquale. And I loved
him for it.</p>
<p>I went to bed last night, as I have indicated, the most contented of
created beings. I awoke this morning with no greater ruffle on my
consciousness than the appointment with my lawyers. The sun shone. A
thrush sang lustily in the big elm opposite my bedroom windows. The tree,
laughed and shook out its finery at me like a woman, saying: “See how
green I am, after Sunday’s rain.” Antoinette’s one eyed black cat (a
hideous beast) met me in the hall and arching its back welcomed me affably
to its new residence. And on my breakfast-table I found a copy of the
first edition of Cristoforo da Costa’s “<i>Elogi delle Donne Illustri</i>,”
a book which, in great diffidence, I had asked Lord Carnforth, a perfect
stranger, to allow me the privilege of consulting in his library, and
which Lord Carnforth, with a scholar’s splendid courtesy, had sent me to
use at my convenience.</p>
<p>Filled with peace and good-will to all men, like a personification of
Christmas in May, I started out this morning to see my lawyers. I reached
them at three o’clock, having idled at second-hand bookstalls and lunched
on the road. I signed their unintelligible document, and wandered through
the Temple Gardens and along the Embankment. When I had passed under
Hungerford Bridge, it struck me that I was warm, a little leg-weary, and
the Victoria Embankment Gardens smiled an invitation to repose. I struck
the shady path beneath the terrace of the National Liberal Club, and sat
myself down on a comfortable bench. The only other occupant was a female
in black. As I take no interest in females in black, I disregarded her
presence, and gave myself up to the contemplation, of the trim lawns and
flower-beds, the green trees masking the unsightly Surrey side of the
river, and the back of the statue of Sir Bartle Frere. A continued survey
of the last not making for edification (a statue that turns its back on
you being one of the dullest objects made by man), I took from my pocket a
brown leather-covered volume which I had fished out of a penny box: “<i>Suite
de l’Histoire du Gouvernement de Venise ou L’Histoire des Uscoques, par le
Sieur Houssaie, Amsterdam, MDCCV.</i>” A whole complete scholarly history
of a forgotten people for a penny. The Uscoques were originally Dalmatians
who settled at Segna on the Adriatic and became the most pestiferous
colony of pirates and desperadoes of sixteenth century Europe. I opened
the yellow-stained pages and savoured their acrid musty smell. How much
learning, thought I, bought with the heart’s-blood, how many million hours
of fierce intellectual struggle appeal to mankind nowadays but as an
odour, an odour of decay, in the nostrils of here and there a casual
student. I thought this, and my eye caught, repeated many times, the name
of the Frangipani, once lords of Segna. As men, their achievements are
wiped out of commonly remembered history; but their name is distilled into
a sensuous perfume which perchance may be found in the penny scent
fountains of to-day. I was smiling over this quaint olfactory coincidence,
and wondering whether any human being alive at that moment had ever read
the Sieur Houssaie’s book, when a tug at my arm, such as a neglected
terrier gives with his paw, brought me back to the workaday world. I
turned sharply and met a pair of melting, brown, piteous, imploring dog’s
eyes, belonging not to a terrier, but to the disregarded female in black.</p>
<p>“Will you please, sir, to tell me what I must do.”</p>
<p>I stared. She was not in the least like what my half-conscious glance at
the female in black had taken her to be. She was quite young, remarkably
good looking. Even at the first instant I was struck by her eyes and the
mass of bronze hair and the twitching of a childish mouth. But she had an
untidy, touzled, raffish appearance, due to I knew not what investiture of
disrepute. Her hands—for she wore no gloves—wanted washing.</p>
<p>“What a young girl like yourself must not do,” said I, “is to enter into
conversation with men in public places.”</p>
<p>“Then I shall have to die,” she said, forlornly, edging away from my side.</p>
<p>She had the oddest little foreign accent. I looked at her again more
critically, and discovered what it was that made her look so disreputable.
She was wearing an old black dress many sizes too big for her. Great
pleats of it were secured by pins in unexpected places, so that quaint
chaos was made of the scheme of decoration—black velvet and bugles—on
the bodice. Instinctively I felt that a middle-aged, fat,
second-hand-clothes-dealing Jewess had built it many years ago for
synagogue wear. On the girlish figure it looked preposterous. Preposterous
too was her head-gear, an amorphous bonnet trimmed in black, with a cheap
black feather drooping brokenly.</p>
<p>Her eyes gave me a reproachful glance and turned away again. Then she
shrugged her shoulders and sniffed. My mother had a housemaid once who
always sniffed like that before beginning to cry. My position was
untenable. I could not remain stonily on the seat while this grotesquely
attired damsel wept; and for the life of me I could not get up and leave
her. She looked at me again. Those swimming, pleading eyes were scarcely
human. I capitulated.</p>
<p>“Don’t cry. Tell me what I can do for you,” I said.</p>
<p>She moved a few inches nearer.</p>
<p>“I want to find Harry,” she said; “I have lost him.”</p>
<p>“Who’s Harry?” I naturally inquired.</p>
<p>“He is to be my husband.”</p>
<p>“What’s his other name?”</p>
<p>“I have forgotten,” she said, spreading out her hands.</p>
<p>“Don’t you know any one else in London?” I asked.</p>
<p>She shook her head mournfully. “And I am getting so hungry.”</p>
<p>I suggested that there were restaurants in London.</p>
<p>“But I have no money,” she objected. “No money and nothing at all but
this.” She designated her dress. “Isn’t it ugly?”</p>
<p>“It is decidedly not becoming,” I admitted.</p>
<p>“Well, what must I do? You tell me and I do it. If you don’t tell me, I
must die.”</p>
<p>She leaned back placidly, having thus put upon my shoulders the
responsibility of her existence. I did not know which to admire more, her
cool assurance or the stoic fortitude with which she faced dissolution.</p>
<p>“I can give you some money to keep you going for a day or two,” said I,
“but as for finding Harry, without knowing his name—”</p>
<p>“After all I don’t want so very much to find him,” said this amazing young
person. “He made me stay in my cabin all the time I was in the steamer. At
first I was glad, for it went up and down, side to side, and I thought I
would die, for I was so sick; but afterwards I got better—”</p>
<p>“But where did you come from?” I asked.</p>
<p>“From Alexandretta.”</p>
<p>“What were you doing there?”</p>
<p>“I used to sit in a tree and look over the wall—”</p>
<p>“What wall?”</p>
<p>“The wall of my house-my father’s house. He was not my father, but he
married my mother. I am English.” She announced the fact with a little air
of finality.</p>
<p>“Indeed?” said I.</p>
<p>“Yes. Father, mother—both English. He was Vice-Consul. He died
before I was born. Then his friend Hamdi Effendi took my mother and
married her. You see?”</p>
<p>I confessed I did not. “Where does Harry come in?” I inquired.</p>
<p>She looked puzzled. “Come in?” she echoed.</p>
<p>I perceived her knowledge of the English vernacular was limited. I turned
my question differently.</p>
<p>“Oh,” she said with more animation. “He used to pass by the wall, and I
talked to him when there was no one looking. He was so pretty—prettier
than you,” she paused.</p>
<p>“Is it possible?” I said, ironically.</p>
<p>“Oh, yes,” she replied with profound gravity. “He had a moustache, but he
was not so long.”</p>
<p>“Well? You talked to Harry. What then?”</p>
<p>In her artless way she told me. A refreshing story, as old as the
crusades, with the accessories of orthodox tradition; a European disguise,
purchased at a slop dealer’s by the precious Harry, a rope, a midnight
flitting, a passage taken on board an English ship; the anchor weighed;
and the lovers were free on the bounding main. A most refreshing story! I
put on a sudden air of sternness, and shot a question at her like a
bullet.</p>
<p>“Are you making all this up, young woman?”</p>
<p>She started-looked quite scared.</p>
<p>“You mean I tell lies? But no. It is all true. Why shouldn’t it be true?
How else could I have come here?”</p>
<p>The question was unanswerable. Her story was as preposterous as her
garments. But her garments were real enough. I looked long into her great
innocent eyes. Yes, she was telling me the truth. She babbled on for a
little. I gathered that her step-father, Hamdi Effendi, was a Turkish
official. She had spent all her life in the harem from which she had
eloped with this pretty young Englishman.</p>
<p>“And what must I do?” she reiterated.</p>
<p>I told her to give me time. One is not in the habit of meeting abducted
Lights of the Harem in the Embankment Gardens, beneath the National
Liberal Club. It was, in fact, a bewildering occurrence. I looked around
me. Nothing seemed to have happened during the last ten minutes. A pale
young man on the next bench, whom I had noticed when I entered, was
reading a dirty pink newspaper. Pigeons and sparrows hopped about
unconcernedly. On the file of cabs, just perceptible through the foliage,
the cabmen lolled in listless attitudes. Sir Bartle Frere stolidly kept
his back to me, not the least interested in this Gilbert a Becket story. I
always thought something was wrong with that man’s character.</p>
<p>What on earth could I tell her to do? The best course was to find the
infernal Harry. I asked her how she came to lose him. It appears he
escorted her ashore at Southampton, after having scarcely set eyes on her
during the voyage, put her into a railway carriage with strict injunctions
not to stir until he claimed her, and then disappeared into space.</p>
<p>“Did he give you your ticket?”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“What a young blackguard!” I exclaimed.</p>
<p>“I don’t like him at all,” she said.</p>
<p>How she managed to elude the ticket collector at Vauxhall I could not
exactly discover. Apparently she told him, in her confiding manner, that
Harry had it, and when he found no Harry in the train and came back to say
so, she turned her dewy imploring eyes on him and the sentimental varlet
melted. At Waterloo a man had told her she must get out of the carriage—she
had travelled alone in it—and she had meekly obeyed. She had
wandered out of the station and across a bridge and had eventually found
herself in the Embankment Gardens. Then she had asked me how to find
Harry. Really she was ridiculously like Thomas a Becket’s Saracen mother
crying in London for Gilbert. And the most ludicrous part of the
resemblance was that she did not know the creature’s surname.</p>
<p>“By the way,” said I, “what is your name?”</p>
<p>“Carlotta.”</p>
<p>“Carlotta what?” I asked.</p>
<p>“I have no other name.”</p>
<p>“Your father—the Vice-Consul—had one.”</p>
<p>She wrinkled her young forehead in profound mental effort.</p>
<p>“Ramsbotham,” she said at last, triumphantly.</p>
<p>“Now look here, Miss Ramsbotham—no,” I broke off. “Such an
appellation is anachronistic, incongruous, and infinitely absurd. I can’t
use it. I must take the liberty of addressing you as Carlotta.”</p>
<p>“But I’ve told you that Carlotta is my name,” she said, in uncomprehending
innocence.</p>
<p>“And mine is Sir Marcus Ordeyne. People call me ‘Sir Marcus.’”</p>
<p>“Seer Marcous,” said Carlotta.</p>
<p>She did not seem at all impressed with the fact that she was talking to a
member of the baronetage.</p>
<p>“Quite so,” said I. “Now, Carlotta,” I resumed, “our first plan is to set
out in search of Harry. He may have missed his train, and have followed by
a later one, and be even now rampaging about Waterloo station. If we hear
nothing of him, I will drive you to the Turkish Consulate, give you in
charge there, and they will see you safely home to Alexandretta. The good
Hamdi Effendi is doubtless distracted, and will welcome you back with open
arms.”</p>
<p>I meant to be urbane and friendly.</p>
<p>She rose to her feet, grew as white as paper, opened her great eyes,
opened her baby mouth, and in the middle of the Embankment Gardens plumped
on her knees before me and clasped her hands above her head.</p>
<p>“For God’s sake get up!” I shrieked, wrenching her back acrobatically to
the bench beside me. “You mustn’t do things like that. You’ll have the
whole of London running to look at us.”</p>
<p>Indeed the sight had so far roused the pale young man from his lethargy
that he laid his dirty pink paper on his knees. I kept hold of Carlotta’s
wrists. She began to moan incoherently.</p>
<p>“You mustn’t send me back—Hamdi will kill me—oh please don’t
send me back—he will make me marry his friend Mustapha—Mustapha
has only two teeth—and he is seventy years old—and he has a
wife already—I only went with Harry to avoid Mustapha. Hamdi would
kill me, he would beat me, he would make me marry Mustapha.”</p>
<p>That is what I gathered from her utterances. She was frightened out of her
wits, even into anticlimax.</p>
<p>“But the Turkish Consul is your natural protector,” said I.</p>
<p>“You wouldn’t be so cruel,” she sobbed. The guttural sonority with which
she rolled the “r” in “cruel” made the epithet appear one of revolting
barbarity. She fixed those confounded eyes upon me.</p>
<p>I wonder whether such a fool as I has ever lived.</p>
<p>I promised, on my honour, not to hand her over to the Turkish consulate.</p>
<p>I took a four-wheeled cab from the rank on the Embankment and drove her to
Waterloo. On the way she reminded me that she was hungry. I gave her food
at the buffet. It appears she has a passion for hard-boiled eggs and
lemonade. She did not seem very much concerned about finding Harry, but
chattered to me about the appointments of the bar. The beer-pulls amused
her particularly. She made me order a glass of bitter (a beverage which I
loathe) in order to see again how it was done, and broke into gleeful
laughter. The smart but unimaginative barmaid stared at her in
bewilderment. The two or three bar-loafers also stared. I was glad to
escape to the platform.</p>
<p>There, however, a group of idlers followed us about and stood in a ring
round us when we stopped to interview a railway official. The beautiful,
bronze-haired, ox-eyed young woman in her disreputable attire—I have
never seen a broken black feather waggle more shamelessly—was a
sight indeed to strike wonderment into the cockney mind. And perhaps her
association with myself added to the incongruity. I am long and lean and
unlovely, I know; but it is my consolation that I look irreproachably
respectable. Of the two I was infinitely the more disturbed by the public
attention. “Calm and unembarrassed as a fate” she returned the popular
gaze, and appeared somewhat bored by my efforts to find Harry. In the
midst of an earnest discussion with the station-master she begged me for a
penny to put into an automatic sweetmeat machine, which she had seen a
small boy work successfully. I refused, curtly, and turned to the
station-master. A roar of laughter interrupted me again. Carlotta, with
outstretched hand and pleading eyes, like an organ-grinder’s monkey, had
induced the boy to part with the sticky bit of toffee, and was in the act
of conveying it to her mouth.</p>
<p>“I’ll call to-morrow morning,” said I hurriedly to the station-master. “If
the gentleman should come meanwhile, tell him to leave his name and
address.”</p>
<p>Then I took Carlotta by the arm and, accompanied by my train of
satellites, I thrust her into the first hansom-cab I could see.</p>
<p>There was no sign or token of Harry. No pretty young man was hanging
dejectedly about the station. None had torn his hair before the officials
asking for news of a lost female in frowsy black. There was no Harry.
There was no further need therefore to afford the British public a
gratuitous entertainment.</p>
<p>“Drive,” said I to the cabman. “Drive like the devil.”</p>
<p>“Where to, sir?”</p>
<p>I gasped. Where should I drive? I lost my head.</p>
<p>“Go on driving round and round till I tell you to stop.” The philosophic
cabman did not regard me as eccentric, for he whipped up his horse
cheerfully. When we had slid down the steep incline and got free of the
precincts of that hateful station, I breathed more freely and collected my
wits. Carlotta sucked her sticky thumbs and wiped them on her dress.</p>
<p>“Where are we going?” she asked.</p>
<p>“Across Waterloo Bridge,” said I.</p>
<p>“What to do?”</p>
<p>“To dispose of you somehow,” I replied, grimly. “But how, I haven’t a
notion. There’s a Home for Lost Dogs and a Home for Stray Cats, and a Lost
Property Office at Scotland Yard, but as you are neither a dog nor a cat
nor an umbrella, these refuges are unavailable.”</p>
<p>The cab reached the Strand.</p>
<p>“East or west, sir?” inquired the driver.</p>
<p>“West,” said I, at random.</p>
<p>We drove down the Strand at a leisurely pace. I passed through a phase of
agonised thought. By my side was a helpless, homeless, friendless,
penniless young woman, as beautiful as a goddess and as empty-minded as a
baby. What in the world could I do with her? I looked at her in despair.
She met my glance with a contented smile; just as if we were old
acquaintances and I were taking her out to dinner. The unfamiliar roar and
bustle of London impressed her no more than it would have impressed a
little dog who had found a kind master.</p>
<p>“Suppose I gave you some money and put you down here and left you?” I
inquired.</p>
<p>“I should die,” she answered, fatalistically. “Or, perhaps, I should find
another kind gentleman.”</p>
<p>“I wonder if you have such a thing as a soul,” said I.</p>
<p>She plucked at her gown. “I have only this—and it is very ugly,” she
remarked again. “I should like a pink dress.”</p>
<p>We crossed Trafalgar Square, and I saw by Big Ben that it was a quarter to
six. I could not drive through London with her for an indefinite period.
Besides, my half past seven dinner awaited me.</p>
<p>Why, oh, why has Judith gone to Paris? Had she been in town I could have
shot Carlotta into Tottenham Mansions, and gone home to my dinner and
Cristoforo da Costa with a light heart. Judith would have found Carlotta
vastly entertaining. She would have washed her body and analysed her
temperament. But Judith was in retreat with Delphine Carrere, and has left
me alone to bear the responsibilities of life—and Carlotta.</p>
<p>The cab slowly mounted Waterloo Place. I had thought of my aunts as
possible helpers, and rejected the idea. I had thought of a police
station, a hotel, my lawyers (too late), a furnished lodging, a hospital.
My mind was an aching blank.</p>
<p>“Where do you live?” asked Carlotta.</p>
<p>I looked at her and groaned. It was the only solution. “Up Regent’s Park
way,” I replied, aware that she was none the wiser for the information.</p>
<p>I gave the address to the cabman through the trap-door in the roof.</p>
<p>“I’m going to take you home with me for to-night,” I said, severely. “I
have an excellent French housekeeper who will look after your comfort. And
to-morrow if that infernal young scoundrel of a lover of yours is not
found, it will not be the fault of the police force of Great Britain.”</p>
<p>She laid her grubby little hand on mine. It was very soft and cool.</p>
<p>“You are cross with me. Why?”</p>
<p>I removed her hand.</p>
<p>“You mustn’t do that again,” said I. “No; I am not in the least cross with
you. But I hope you are aware that this event is of an unprecedented
character.”</p>
<p>“What is an unprecedented character?” she asked, stumbling over the long
words.</p>
<p>“A thing that has never happened before and I devoutly hope will not
happen again.”</p>
<p>Her face was turned to me. The lower lip trembled a little. The dog-look
came into those wonderful eyes.</p>
<p>“You will be kind to me?” she said, in her childish monosyllables, each
word carefully articulated with a long pause between.</p>
<p>I felt I had behaved like a heartless brute, ever since I thrust her into
the cab at Waterloo. I relented and laughed.</p>
<p>“If you are a good girl and do as I tell you,” said I.</p>
<p>“Seer Marcous is my lord and I am his slave,” was her astounding reply.</p>
<p>Then I realised that she had been brought up by Hamdi Effendi. There is
something salutary, after all, in the training of the harem.</p>
<p>“I’m very glad to hear it,” I said.</p>
<p>She closed her eyes. I saw now she was very tired. I thought she had gone
to sleep and I looked in front of me puzzling out the problem. Presently
the cab-doors were thrust violently open, and if I had net held her back,
she would have jumped out of the vehicle.</p>
<p>“Look!” she cried, in great excitement. “There! There’s Harry’s name!”</p>
<p>She pointed to a butcher’s cart immediately in front of us, bearing, in
large letters, the name of “E. Robinson.”</p>
<p>“We must stop,” she went on. “He will tell us about Harry.”</p>
<p>It took me from Oxford Circus to Portman Square to convince her that there
were many thousands of Robinsons in London and that the probability of the
butcher’s cart being a clue to Harry’s whereabouts was exceedingly remote.</p>
<p>At Baker Street station she asked, wearily: “Is it still far to your
house?”</p>
<p>“No,” said I, encouragingly. “Not very far.”</p>
<p>“But one can drive for many days through streets in London, and there will
be still streets, still houses? So they tell me in Alexandretta. London is
as big as the moon, not so?”</p>
<p>I felt absurdly pleased. She was capable of an idea. I had begun to wonder
whether she were not merely half-witted. The fact of her being able to
read had already cheered me.</p>
<p>“Many hours, yes,” I corrected, “not many days. London seems big to you?”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes,” she said, passing her hand over her eyes. “It makes all go
round in my head. One day you will take me for a drive through these
wonderful streets. Now I am too tired. They make my head ache.”</p>
<p>Then she shut her eyes again and did not open them until we stopped at
Lingfield Terrace. I modified my first impression of her animal
unimpressionability. She is quite sane. If Boadicea were to be brought
back to life and be set down suddenly at Charing Cross, her psychological
condition would not be far removed from that of an idiot. Yet in her own
environment Boadicea was quite a sane and capable lady.</p>
<p>My admirable man Stenson opened the door and admitted us without moving a
muscle. He would betray no incorrect astonishment if I brought home a
hippogriff to dinner. I have an admiration for the trained serving-man’s
imperturbability. It is the guardian angel of his self-respect. I ordered
him to send Antoinette to me in the drawing-room.</p>
<p>“Antoinette,” said I, “this young lady has travelled all the way from Asia
Minor, where the good St. Paul had so many adventures, without changing
her things.”</p>
<p>“<i>C’est y Dieu possible</i>!” said Antoinette.</p>
<p>“Give her a nice hot bath, and perhaps you will have the kindness to lend
her the underlinen that your sex is in the habit of wearing. You will put
her into the spare bedroom, as she is going to pass the night here, and
you will look generally after her comfort.”</p>
<p>“<i>Bien, M’sieu</i>,” said Antoinette, regarding Carlotta in
stupefaction.</p>
<p>“And put that hat and dress into the dust-bin.”</p>
<p>“<i>Bien, M’sieu.</i>”</p>
<p>“And as Mademoiselle is broken with fatigue, having come without stopping
from Asia Minor, she will go to bed as soon as possible.”</p>
<p>“The poor angel,” said Antoinette. “But will she not join Monsieur at
dinner?”</p>
<p>“I think not,” said I, dryly.</p>
<p>“But the young ducklings that are roasting for the dinner of Monsieur?”</p>
<p>“If they were not roasting they might be growing up into ducks,” said I.</p>
<p>“Oh, la, la!” murmured Antoinette, below her breath.</p>
<p>“Carlotta,” said I, turning to the girl who had seated herself humbly on a
straight-backed chair, “you will go with Antoinette and do as she tells
you. She doesn’t talk English, but she is used to making people understand
her.”</p>
<p>“<i>Mais, moi parley Francais un peu</i>,” said Carlotta.</p>
<p>“Then you will win Antoinette’s heart, and she will lend you her finest.
Good-night,” said I, abruptly. “I hope you will have a pleasant rest.”</p>
<p>She took my outstretched hand, and, to my great embarrassment, raised it
to her lips. Antoinette looked on, with a sentimental moisture in her
eyes.</p>
<p>“The poor angel,” she repeated.</p>
<p>Later, I gave Stenson a succinct account of what had occurred. I owed it
to my reputation. Then I went upstairs and dressed for dinner. I consider
I owe that to Stenson. It was eight o’clock before I sat down, but
Antoinette’s ducklings were delicious and brought consolation for the
upheaval of the day. I was unfolding the latest edition of <i>The
Westminster Gazette</i> with which I always soothe the digestive half-hour
after dinner, when Antoinette entered to report progress.</p>
<p>She was sound asleep, the poor little one. Oh, but she was tired. She had
eaten some <i>consomme</i>, a bit of fish and an omelette. But she was
beautiful, gentle as a lamb; and she had a skin <i>on dirait du satin</i>.
Had not Monsieur noticed it?</p>
<p>I replied, with some over-emphasis, that I had not.</p>
<p>“Monsieur rather regards the inside of his books,” said Antoinette.</p>
<p>“They are generally more worth regarding,” said I.</p>
<p>Antoinette said nothing; but there was a feminine quiver at the corners of
her fat lips.</p>
<p>She was comfortably disposed of for the night. I drew a breath of relief.
To-morrow Great Scotland Yard should set out on the track of the
absconding Harry. Carlotta’s happy recollection of his surname facilitated
the search. I lit a cigarette and opened <i>The Westminster Gazette</i>.</p>
<p>A few moments later I was staring at the paper in blank horror and dismay.</p>
<p>Harry was found. There was no mistake. Harry Robinson, junior partner of
the firm of Robinson & Co., of Mincing Lane. Vain, indeed, would it be
to seek the help of Great Scotland Yard. Harry had blown out his brains in
the South Western Hotel at Southampton.</p>
<p>I have read the newspaper paragraph over and over again to-night. There is
no possible room for doubt that it is the same Harry.</p>
<p>The ways of man are past interpretation. Here is an individual who lures a
girl from an oriental harem, attires her in disgusting garments, smuggles
her on board a steamer, where he claps her, so to speak, under hatches,
and has little if anything to do with her, sets her penniless and
ticketless in a London train, and then goes off and blows his brains out.
Where is the sense of it?</p>
<p>I have not a spark of sympathy for Harry—a callow, egotistical
dealer in currants. He ought to have blown out his brains a year ago. He
has behaved in a most unconscionable manner. How does he expect me to
break the news to Carlotta? His selfishness is appalling. There he lies,
comfortably dead in the South Western Hotel, while Carlotta has literally
not a rag to her back, her horrific belongings having been dropped into
the dust-bin. Who does he think is going to provide Carlotta with food and
shelter and a pink dress? What does he imagine is to become of the poor
waif? In all my life I have never heard of a more cynical suicide.</p>
<p>I have walked about for hours, laughing and cursing and kicking the
binding loose of my precious Muratori. I have wondered whether the
universe or I were mad. For there is one thing that is clear to me—Carlotta
is here, and here Carlotta must remain.</p>
<p>Devastating though it be to the well-ordered quietude of my life, I must
adopt Carlotta.</p>
<p>There is no way out of it.</p>
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