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<h2> CHAPTER XVIII. CROPS </h2>
<p>The gardens did well that summer, and in September the little crops were
gathered in with much rejoicing. Jack and Ned joined their farms and
raised potatoes, those being a good salable article. They got twelve
bushels, counting little ones and all, and sold them to Mr. Bhaer at a
fair price, for potatoes went fast in that house. Emil and Franz devoted
themselves to corn, and had a jolly little husking in the barn, after
which they took their corn to the mill, and came proudly home with meal
enough to supply the family with hasty-pudding and Johnny-cake for a lone
time. They would not take money for their crop; because, as Franz said,
"We never can pay Uncle for all he has done for us if we raised corn for
the rest of our days."</p>
<p>Nat had beans in such abundance that he despaired of ever shelling them,
till Mrs. Jo proposed a new way, which succeeded admirably. The dry pods
were spread upon the barn-floor, Nat fiddled, and the boys danced
quadrilles on them, till they were thrashed out with much merriment and
very little labor.</p>
<p>Tommy's six weeks' beans were a failure; for a dry spell early in the
season hurt them, because he gave them no water; and after that he was so
sure that they could take care of themselves, he let the poor things
struggle with bugs and weeds till they were exhausted and died a lingering
death. So Tommy had to dig his farm over again, and plant peas. But they
were late; the birds ate many; the bushes, not being firmly planted, blew
down, and when the poor peas came at last, no one cared for them, as their
day was over, and spring-lamb had grown into mutton. Tommy consoled
himself with a charitable effort; for he transplanted all the thistles he
could find, and tended them carefully for Toby, who was fond of the
prickly delicacy, and had eaten all he could find on the place. The boys
had great fun over Tom's thistle bed; but he insisted that it was better
to care for poor Toby than for himself, and declared that he would devote
his entire farm next year to thistles, worms, and snails, that Demi's
turtles and Nat's pet owl might have the food they loved, as well as the
donkey. So like shiftless, kind-hearted, happy-go-lucky Tommy!</p>
<p>Demi had supplied his grandmother with lettuce all summer, and in the<br/>
autumn sent his grandfather a basket of turnips, each one scrubbed up<br/>
till it looked like a great white egg. His Grandma was fond of salad,<br/>
and one of his Grandpa's favorite quotations was,<br/>
<br/>
"Lucullus, whom frugality could charm,<br/>
Ate roasted turnips at the Sabine farm."<br/></p>
<p>Therefore these vegetable offerings to the dear domestic god and goddess
were affectionate, appropriate, and classical.</p>
<p>Daisy had nothing but flowers in her little plot, and it bloomed all
summer long with a succession of gay or fragrant posies. She was very fond
of her garden, and delved away in it at all hours, watching over her
roses, and pansies, sweet-peas, and mignonette, as faithfully and tenderly
as she did over her dolls or her friends. Little nosegays were sent into
town on all occasions, and certain vases about the house were her especial
care. She had all sorts of pretty fancies about her flowers, and loved to
tell the children the story of the pansy, and show them how the
step-mother-leaf sat up in her green chair in purple and gold; how the two
own children in gay yellow had each its little seat, while the step
children, in dull colors, both sat on one small stool, and the poor little
father in his red nightcap, was kept out of sight in the middle of the
flower; that a monk's dark face looked out of the monk's-hood larkspur;
that the flowers of the canary-vine were so like dainty birds fluttering
their yellow wings, that one almost expected to see them fly away, and the
snapdragons that went off like little pistol-shots when you cracked them.
Splendid dollies did she make out of scarlet and white poppies, with
ruffled robes tied round the waist with grass blade sashes, and
astonishing hats of coreopsis on their green heads. Pea-pod boats, with
rose-leaf sails, received these flower-people, and floated them about a
placid pool in the most charming style; for finding that there were no
elves, Daisy made her own, and loved the fanciful little friends who
played their parts in her summer-life.</p>
<p>Nan went in for herbs, and had a fine display of useful plants, which she
tended with steadily increasing interest and care. Very busy was she in
September cutting, drying, and tying up her sweet harvest, and writing
down in a little book how the different herbs are to be used. She had
tried several experiments, and made several mistakes; so she wished to be
particular lest she should give little Huz another fit by administering
wormwood instead of catnip.</p>
<p>Dick, Dolly, and Rob each grubbed away on his small farm, and made more
stir about it than all the rest put together. Parsnips and carrots were
the crops of the two D.'s; and they longed for it to be late enough to
pull up the precious vegetables. Dick did privately examine his carrots,
and plant them again, feeling that Silas was right in saying it was too
soon for them yet.</p>
<p>Rob's crop was four small squashes and one immense pumpkin. It really was
a "bouncer," as every one said; and I assure you that two small persons
could sit on it side by side. It seemed to have absorbed all the goodness
of the little garden, and all the sunshine that shone down on it, and lay
there a great round, golden ball, full of rich suggestions of pumpkin-pies
for weeks to come. Robby was so proud of his mammoth vegetable that he
took every one to see it, and, when frosts began to nip, covered it up
each night with an old bedquilt, tucking it round as if the pumpkin was a
well-beloved baby. The day it was gathered he would let no one touch it
but himself, and nearly broke his back tugging it to the barn in his
little wheelbarrow, with Dick and Dolly harnessed in front to give a heave
up the path. His mother promised him that the Thanksgiving-pies should be
made from it, and hinted vaguely that she had a plan in her head which
would cover the prize pumpkin and its owner with glory.</p>
<p>Poor Billy had planted cucumbers, but unfortunately hoed them up and left
the pig-weed. This mistake grieved him very much for tem minutes, then he
forgot all about it, and sowed a handful of bright buttons which he had
collected, evidently thinking in his feeble mind that they were money, and
would come up and multiply, so that he might make many quarters, as Tommy
did. No one disturbed him, and he did what he liked with his plot, which
soon looked as if a series of small earthquakes had stirred it up. When
the general harvest-day came, he would have had nothing but stones and
weeds to show, if kind old Asia had not hung half-a-dozen oranges on the
dead tree he stuck up in the middle. Billy was delighted with his crop;
and no one spoiled his pleasure in the little miracle which pity wrought
for him, by making withered branches bear strange fruit.</p>
<p>Stuffy had various trials with his melons; for, being impatient to taste
them, he had a solitary revel before they were ripe, and made himself so
ill, that for a day or two it seemed doubtful if he would ever eat any
more. But he pulled through it, and served up his first cantaloupe without
tasting a mouthful himself. They were excellent melons, for he had a warm
slope for them, and they ripened fast. The last and best were lingering on
the vines, and Stuffy had announced that he should sell them to a
neighbor. This disappointed the boys, who had hoped to eat the melons
themselves, and they expressed their displeasure in a new and striking
manner. Going one morning to gaze upon the three fine watermelons which he
had kept for the market, Stuffy was horrified to find the word "PIG" cut
in white letters on the green rind, staring at him from every one. He was
in a great rage, and flew to Mrs. Jo for redress. She listened, condoled
with him, and then said,</p>
<p>"If you want to turn the laugh, I'll tell you how, but you must give up
the melons."</p>
<p>"Well, I will; for I can't thrash all the boys, but I'd like to give them
something to remember, the mean sneaks," growled Stuff, still in a fume.</p>
<p>Now Mrs. Jo was pretty sure who had done the trick, for she had seen three
heads suspiciously near to one another in the sofa-corner the evening
before; and when these heads had nodded with chuckles and whispers, this
experienced woman knew mischief was afoot. A moonlight night, a rustling
in the old cherry-tree near Emil's window, a cut on Tommy's finger, all
helped to confirm her suspicions; and having cooled Stuffy's wrath a
little, she bade him bring his maltreated melons to her room, and say not
a word to any one of what had happened. He did so, and the three wags were
amazed to find their joke so quietly taken. It spoilt the fun, and the
entire disappearance of the melons made them uneasy. So did Stuffy's
good-nature, for he looked more placid and plump than ever, and surveyed
them with an air of calm pity that perplexed them very much.</p>
<p>At dinner-time they discovered why; for then Stuffy's vengeance fell upon
them, and the laugh was turned against them. When the pudding was eaten,
and the fruit was put on, Mary Ann re-appeared in a high state of giggle,
bearing a large watermelon; Silas followed with another; and Dan brought
up the rear with a third. One was placed before each of the three guilty
lads; and they read on the smooth green skins this addition to their own
work, "With the compliments of the PIG." Every one else read it also, and
the whole table was in a roar, for the trick had been whispered about; so
every one understood the sequel. Emil, Ned, and Tommy did not know where
to look, and had not a word to say for themselves; so they wisely joined
in the laugh, cut up the melons, and handed them round, saying, what all
the rest agreed to, that Stuffy had taken a wise and merry way to return
good for evil.</p>
<p>Dan had no garden, for he was away or lame the greater part of the summer;
so he had helped Silas wherever he could, chopped wood for Asia, and taken
care of the lawn so well, that Mrs. Jo always had smooth paths and nicely
shaven turf before her door.</p>
<p>When the others got in their crops, he looked sorry that he had so little
to show; but as autumn went on, he bethought himself of a woodland harvest
which no one would dispute with him, and which was peculiarly his own.
Every Saturday he was away alone to the forests, fields, and hills, and
always came back loaded with spoils; for he seemed to know the meadows
where the best flag-root grew, the thicket where the sassafras was
spiciest, the haunts where the squirrels went for nuts, the white oak
whose bark was most valuable, and the little gold-thread vine that Nursey
liked to cure the canker with. All sorts of splendid red and yellow leaves
did Dan bring home for Mrs. Jo to dress her parlor with, graceful-seeded
grasses, clematis tassels, downy, soft, yellow wax-work berries, and
mosses, red-brimmed, white, or emerald green.</p>
<p>"I need not sigh for the woods now, because Dan brings the woods to me,"
Mrs. Jo used to say, as she glorified the walls with yellow maple boughs
and scarlet woodbine wreaths, or filled her vases with russet ferns,
hemlock sprays full of delicate cones, and hardy autumn flowers; for Dan's
crop suited her well.</p>
<p>The great garret was full of the children's little stores and for a time
was one of the sights of the house. Daisy's flower seeds in neat little
paper bags, all labelled, lay in a drawer of a three-legged table. Nan's
herbs hung in bunches against the wall, filling the air with their
aromatic breath. Tommy had a basket of thistle-down with the tiny seeds
attached, for he meant to plant them next year, if they did not all fly
away before that time. Emil had bunches of pop-corn hanging there to dry,
and Demi laid up acorns and different sorts of grain for the pets. But
Dan's crop made the best show, for fully one half of the floor was covered
with the nuts he brought. All kinds were there, for he ranged the woods
for miles round, climbed the tallest trees, and forced his way into the
thickest hedges for his plunder. Walnuts, chestnuts, hazelnuts, and
beechnuts lay in separate compartments, getting brown, and dry, and sweet,
ready for winter revels.</p>
<p>There was one butternut-tree on the place, and Rob and Teddy called it
theirs. It bore well this year, and the great dingy nuts came dropping
down to hide among the dead leaves, where the busy squirrels found them
better than the lazy Bhaers. Their father had told them (the boys, not the
squirrels) they should have the nuts if they would pick them up, but no
one was to help. It was easy work, and Teddy liked it, only he soon got
tired, and left his little basket half full for another day. But the other
day was slow to arrive, and, meantime, the sly squirrels were hard at
work, scampering up and down the old elm-trees stowing the nuts away till
their holes were full, then all about the crotches of the boughs, to be
removed at their leisure. Their funny little ways amused the boys, till
one day Silas said,</p>
<p>"Hev you sold them nuts to the squirrels?"</p>
<p>"No," answered Rob, wondering what Silas meant.</p>
<p>"Wal, then, you'd better fly round, or them spry little fellers won't
leave you none."</p>
<p>"Oh, we can beat them when we begin. There are such lots of nuts we shall
have a plenty."</p>
<p>"There ain't many more to come down, and they have cleared the ground
pretty well, see if they hain't."</p>
<p>Robby ran to look, and was alarmed to find how few remained. He called
Teddy, and they worked hard all one afternoon, while the squirrels sat on
the fence and scolded.</p>
<p>"Now, Ted, we must keep watch, and pick up just as fast as they fall, or
we shan't have more than a bushel, and every one will laugh at us if we
don't."</p>
<p>"The naughty quillies tarn't have 'em. I'll pick fast and run and put 'em
in the barn twick," said Teddy, frowning at little Frisky, who chattered
and whisked his tail indignantly.</p>
<p>That night a high wind blew down hundreds of nuts, and when Mrs. Jo came
to wake her little sons, she said, briskly,</p>
<p>"Come, my laddies, the squirrels are hard at it, and you will have to work
well to-day, or they will have every nut on the ground."</p>
<p>"No, they won't," and Robby tumbled up in a great hurry, gobbled his
breakfast, and rushed out to save his property.</p>
<p>Teddy went too, and worked like a little beaver, trotting to and fro with
full and empty baskets. Another bushel was soon put away in the corn-barn,
and they were scrambling among the leaves for more nuts when the bell rang
for school.</p>
<p>"O father! let me stay out and pick. Those horrid squirrels will have my
nuts if you don't. I'll do my lessons by and by," cried Rob, running into
the school-room, flushed and tousled by the fresh cold wind and his eager
work.</p>
<p>"If you had been up early and done a little every morning there would be
no hurry now. I told you that, Rob, and you never minded. I cannot have
the lessons neglected as the work has been. The squirrels will get more
than their share this year, and they deserve it, for they have worked
best. You may go an hour earlier, but that is all," and Mr. Bhaer led Rob
to his place where the little man dashed at his books as if bent on making
sure of the precious hour promised him.</p>
<p>It was almost maddening to sit still and see the wind shaking down the
last nuts, and the lively thieves flying about, pausing now and then to
eat one in his face, and flirt their tails, as if they said, saucily,
"We'll have them in spite of you, lazy Rob." The only thing that sustained
the poor child in this trying moment was the sight of Teddy working away
all alone. It was really splendid the pluck and perseverance of the little
lad. He picked and picked till his back ached; he trudged to and fro till
his small legs were tired; and he defied wind, weariness, and wicked
"quillies," till his mother left her work and did the carrying for him,
full of admiration for the kind little fellow who tried to help his
brother. When Rob was dismissed, he found Teddy reposing in the
bushel-basket quite used up, but unwilling to quit the field; for he
flapped his hat at the thieves with one grubby little hand, while he
refreshed himself with the big apple held in the other.</p>
<p>Rob fell to work and the ground was cleared before two o'clock, the nuts
safely in the corn-barn loft, and the weary workers exulted in their
success. But Frisky and his wife were not to be vanquished so easily; and
when Rob went up to look at his nuts a few days later he was amazed to see
how many had vanished. None of the boys could have stolen them, because
the door had been locked; the doves could not have eaten them, and there
were no rats about. There was great lamentation among the young Bhaers
till Dick said,</p>
<p>"I saw Frisky on the roof of the corn-barn, may be he took them."</p>
<p>"I know he did! I'll have a trap, and kill him dead," cried Rob, disgusted
with Frisky's grasping nature.</p>
<p>"Perhaps if you watch, you can find out where he puts them, and I may be
able to get them back for you," said Dan, who was much amused by the fight
between the boys and squirrels.</p>
<p>So Rob watched and saw Mr. and Mrs. Frisky drop from the drooping elm
boughs on to the roof of the corn-barn, dodge in at one of the little
doors, much to the disturbance of the doves, and come out with a nut in
each mouth. So laden they could not get back the way they came, but ran
down the low roof, along the wall, and leaping off at a corner they
vanished a minute and re-appeared without their plunder. Rob ran to the
place, and in a hollow under the leaves he found a heap of the stolen
property hidden away to be carried off to the holes by and by.</p>
<p>"Oh, you little villains! I'll cheat you now, and not leave one," said
Rob. So he cleared the corner and the corn-barn, and put the contested
nuts in the garret, making sure that no broken window-pane could anywhere
let in the unprincipled squirrels. They seemed to feel that the contest
was over, and retired to their hole, but now and then could not resist
throwing down nut-shells on Rob's head, and scolding violently as if they
could not forgive him nor forget that he had the best of the battle.</p>
<p>Father and Mother Bhaer's crop was of a different sort, and not so easily
described; but they were satisfied with it, felt that their summer work
had prospered well, and by and by had a harvest that made them very happy.</p>
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