<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</SPAN></h2>
<p>There was a very learned (?) young man—a lately
fledged M. D.—who, while spending a few weeks in
the town, often sought my master's company. Among
other things he, the young man, talked pompously and heartlessly
of his love for using the knife.</p>
<p>"I just delight in surgery," he affirmed. "When I first
went to college the sight of blood unmanned me, and I was
weak enough to shrink from cutting up even a cat; but I
soon cut my eye teeth, and now I don't mind anything;
would like no better practice than to dissect a live human
being."</p>
<p>As Master made no reply and the blood-thirsty young M.
D. did not understand, as I do, a certain ominous silence on
the former's part, he went airily on:</p>
<p>"I intend to make a specialty of scientific research as
soon as I've earned money enough to make it possible.
There is very much to be discovered yet, I am convinced.
By the way, I suppose you read all the reports of our own
and German vivisectionists?"</p>
<p>"I confess to skipping some."</p>
<p>Strange the young fool blundered right on into the trap,
but then he had the "big head"—whatever that is; Master
says all young doctors have a spell of it, and that some
never fully recover—and thought Master's silence was induced
by a feeling of ignorance and inferiority.</p>
<p>"Well," said he, "you know, of course, that chloroform is
not used as much as formerly in the practice; our modern
scientists are using curare, a drug, you understand, that
paralyzes motion while sensibility is unimpaired. It is a
great thing. The creature endures the greatest amount of
suffering possible under the circumstances, and makes a
fine study. I have a few notes here taken from recent reports.
I assure you they are worthy of attention. Vivisection
is going to prove a boon to suffering humanity."</p>
<p>I knew by the tremor along the reins that Master would
be unable to control himself much longer. And then the
young man read an extract taken from a book he called "A<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</SPAN></span>
Microscopical Study of Changes," that told of the torture of
a number of kittens. Some were starved eleven hours and
from that on up to seventeen. They were then made mute
and motionless by means of this drug, curare, but were
acutely conscious. After this stimulation was continued
for five hours. In another case the sciatic nerve in various
creatures was stimulated with electricity from one-half to
seven hours. There was a good deal more telling of the
work along this line in various noted universities and medical
schools. Speaking of instances where the sciatic
nerves of cats are divided and the spinal cord experimented
upon in rabbits, it told of their wild shrieks of agony. In
dogs the thyroid glands were removed and their consequent
sufferings described. A noted Eastern scientist excites inflammation
in the eyes of small animals by passing a thread
through the corner and applying croton oil, hot irons and
the like. Another professor "hobbled" over 140 dogs, and
then dashed them from a height of twenty-four feet upon
bars and ridges of iron. And so he went on telling of cutting
up live animals, even of a horse that was vivisected.
At last he was describing, with evident relish, the sufferings
of a dog that some New York professor had twisted all
out of shape and fastened in a plaster of Paris cast for
several weeks, the creature's sufferings being so great that
it scarcely took any food at all, when Master burst forth.</p>
<p>Well, I can never begin to tell what he said; his words
were like thunderbolts, and the very atmosphere was blue
with the lightnings of his righteous wrath. Out of it all I
learned that he considered vivisection (cutting up live
animals) not only unnecessary to the interests of humanity
and science, but a most criminal proceeding. He denounced
the vivisection professors as bloodthirsty scoundrels, who,
under the pretense of making scientific research, are merely
satisfying a bloodthirsty curiosity of their own. He said
such men are never public benefactors, that, in truth, they
care nothing about alleviating human ills or prolonging
life. It is a mania with them to cut, cut, cut, torture, torture,
torture. He further said that something must be done
to stop vivisection in our common schools and colleges;
that ordinary pupils have no need for even lessons in dissecting<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</SPAN></span>
dead bodies.<SPAN name="FNanchor_A_1" id="FNanchor_A_1"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_A_1" class="fnanchor">[A]</SPAN> Physiology, he said, can be taught all
that is needful without recourse to hardening, brutalizing
experiments. For his part, when his hour of suffering
comes, he said he wanted a physician with a heart as well
as head, and he would sooner that a boy or girl, dear to
him, would grow up unable to read or write than to be a
scholar without feeling and humanity. His conclusion was
something like this: "And now, my young friend, pardon
me if I have spoken hotly, but I feel deeply on these matters.
You, with thousands of other youths, are more sinned
against than sinning. You admit that you were tender-hearted
when you went away from home influences, and
seem ashamed of it. Crush that feeling, my boy; the manly
man is always tender-hearted; in other words, God-like.
Pity and tenderness are God's own attributes. Further,
you will never be a truly successful physician unless your
touch is tender as well as firm, unless your heart is as full
of sympathy as your head of wisdom. I do not say that
there may not be some experiment necessary in medical
schools, but none where entire insensibility is not induced.
I know what I am talking about, and thousands of our older
and better physicians at home and abroad bear me out in
this statement."</p>
<p>I guess the young M. D. was glad that Master reined up,
at this juncture, before a pretty white cottage; anyway, I
noticed that he neither resumed the conversation nor attempted
to patronize Master during the remainder of the
drive.</p>
<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
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<p><SPAN name="Footnote_A_1" id="Footnote_A_1"></SPAN><SPAN href="#FNanchor_A_1"><span class="label">[A]</span></SPAN> It is exceedingly to be regretted that vivisection is creeping into our common
schools and lower institutions of learning. Nothing can be more useless
and harmful, and it behooves patrons and school officers to be on the
alert. We have enough of bloodshed and anarchy menacing our commonwealth
without training our youth to disregard the rights of the helpless
and inure them to the shedding of innocent blood.</p>
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