<h2>CHAPTER XX</h2>
<h3>"<span class="smcap">No End of a Boy</span>"</h3>
<p>"<span class="smcap">The Story of Young Abraham Lincoln</span>"
would be incomplete without some insight into
the perfect boyishness of the President of the
United States. When the cares of State and the
horrors of war had made his homely yet beautiful
face pallid and seamed, till it became a sensitive
map of the Civil War, it was said that the
only times the President was ever happy were
when he was playing with little Tad.</p>
<p>He used to carry the boy on his shoulder or
"pick-a-back," cantering through the spacious<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[235]</SPAN></span>
rooms of the Executive Mansion, both yelling
like Comanches. The little boy was lonely after
Willie died, and the father's heart yearned over
the only boy left at home, for Robert was at Harvard
until near the close of the war, when he went
to the front as an aide to General Grant. So
little Tad was his father's most constant companion
and the President became the boy's only
playfellow. Mr. Lincoln, with a heart as full of
faith as a little child's, had always lived in
deep sympathy with the children, and this
feeling was intensified toward his own offspring.</p>
<p>When Abe Lincoln was living in New Salem
he distinguished himself by caring for the little
children—a thing beneath the dignity of the
other young men of the settlement.</p>
<p>Hannah Armstrong, wife of the Clary's Grove
bully, whom Abe had to "lick" to a finish in
order to establish himself on a solid basis in
New Salem society, told how friendly their relations
became after the thrashing he gave her
husband:</p>
<p>"Abe would come to our house, drink milk,
eat mush, cornbread and butter, bring the children
candy and rock the cradle." (This seemed<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[236]</SPAN></span>
a strange thing to her.) "He would nurse babies—do
anything to accommodate anybody."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>HOW HE REPAID THE ARMSTRONGS' KINDNESS</div>
<p>The Armstrong baby, Willie, grew to be a
youth of wrong habits, and was nicknamed
"Duff." He was drawn, one afternoon, into a
bad quarrel with another rough young man,
named Metzker, who was brutally beaten. In
the evening a vicious young man, named Morris,
joined the row and the lad was struck on the
head and died without telling who had dealt the
fatal blow. The blame was thrown upon "Duff"
Armstrong, who was arrested. Illinois law preventing
him from testifying in his own behalf.</p>
<p>When Lawyer Lincoln heard of the case, he
wrote as follows:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<div class='right'>
"<span class="smcap">Springfield, Ill.</span>, September, 1857.<br/></div>
"<span class="smcap">Dear Mrs. Armstrong:</span><br/>
<p>"I have just heard of your deep
affliction, and the arrest of your son for
murder.</p>
<p>"I can hardly believe that he can be capable
of the crime alleged against him.</p>
<p>"It does not seem possible. I am
anxious that he should be given a fair<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[237]</SPAN></span>
trial, at any rate; and gratitude for
your long-continued kindness to me in
adverse circumstances prompts me to
offer my humble services gratuitously
in his behalf.</p>
<p>"It will afford me an opportunity to
requite, in a small degree, the favors
I received at your hand, and that of
your lamented husband, when your
roof afforded me a grateful shelter,
without money and without price.</p>
<div class='right'>
<span style="margin-right: 3em;">"Yours truly,</span><br/>
"<span class="smcap">A. Lincoln.</span>"<br/></div>
</div>
<p>The feeling in the neighborhood where the
crime was committed was so intense that it was
decided that it must be taken over to the next
county to secure a fair trial. Lawyer Lincoln
was on hand to defend the son of his old friend.</p>
<p>Besides those who testified to the bad character
of the young prisoner, one witness, named
Allen, testified that he saw "Duff" Armstrong
strike the blow which killed Metzker.</p>
<p>"Couldn't you be mistaken about this?" asked
Mr. Lincoln. "What time did you see it?"</p>
<p>"Between nine and ten o'clock that night."</p>
<p>"Are you certain that you saw the prisoner<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[238]</SPAN></span>
strike the blow?—Be careful—remember—you
are under oath!"</p>
<p>"I am sure. There is no doubt about it."</p>
<p>"But wasn't it dark at that hour?"</p>
<p>"No, the moon was shining bright."</p>
<p>"Then you say there was a moon and it was
not dark."</p>
<p>"Yes, it was light enough for me to see him
hit Metzker on the head."</p>
<p>"Now I want you to be very careful. I understand
you to say the murder was committed
about half past nine o'clock, and there was a
bright moon at the time?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir," said the witness positively.</p>
<p>"Very well. That is all."</p>
<p>Then Lawyer Lincoln produced an almanac
showing that there was no moon that night till
the early hours of the morning.</p>
<p>"This witness has perjured himself," he said,
"and his whole story is a lie."</p>
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<p>"Duff" Armstrong was promptly acquitted.
The tears of that widowed mother and the
gratitude of the boy he had rocked were the best<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[239]</SPAN></span>
sort of pay to Lawyer Lincoln for an act of kindness
and life-saving.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>"JUST WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE WHOLE WORLD!"</div>
<p>A Springfield neighbor used to say that it was
almost a habit with Mr. Lincoln to carry his
children about on his shoulders. Indeed, the
man said he seldom saw the tall lawyer go by
without one or both boys perched on high or tugging
at the tails of his long coat. This neighbor
relates that he was attracted to the door of his
own house one day by a great noise of crying
children, and saw Mr. Lincoln passing with the
two boys in their usual position, and both were
howling lustily.</p>
<p>"Why, Mr. Lincoln, what's the matter?" he
asked in astonishment.</p>
<p>"Just what's the matter with the whole
world," the lawyer replied coolly. "I've got
three walnuts, and each wants two."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>THE "BUCKING" CHESS BOARD</div>
<p>Several years later Judge Treat, of Springfield
was playing chess with Mr. Lincoln in his<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[240]</SPAN></span>
law office when Tad came in to call his father to
supper. The boy, impatient at the delay of the
slow and silent game, tried to break it up by a
flank movement against the chess board, but the
attacks were warded off, each time, by his
father's long arms.</p>
<p>The child disappeared, and when the two
players had begun to believe they were to be permitted
to end the game in peace, the table suddenly
"bucked" and the board and chessmen
were sent flying all over the floor.</p>
<p>Judge Treat was much vexed, and expressed
impatience, not hesitating to tell Mr. Lincoln
that the boy ought to be punished severely.</p>
<p>Mr. Lincoln replied, as he gently took down
his hat to go home to supper:</p>
<p>"Considering the position of your pieces,
judge, at the time of the upheaval, I think you
have no reason to complain."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>WHEN TAD GOT A SPANKING</div>
<p>Yet, indulgent as he was, there were some
things Mr. Lincoln would not allow even his
youngest child to do. An observer who saw the
President-elect and his family in their train on
the way to Washington to take the helm of State,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[241]</SPAN></span>
relates that little Tad amused himself by raising
the car window an inch or two and trying, by
shutting it down suddenly, to catch the fingers
of the curious boys outside who were holding
themselves up by their hands on the window sill
of the car to catch sight of the new President
and his family.</p>
<p>The President-elect, who had to go out to the
platform to make a little speech to a crowd at
nearly every stop, noticed Tad's attempts to
pinch the boys' fingers. He spoke sharply to his
son and commanded him to stop that. Tad
obeyed for a time, but his father, catching him
at the same trick again, leaned over, and taking
the little fellow across his knee, gave him a good,
sound spanking, exclaiming as he did so:</p>
<p>"Why do you want to mash those boys' fingers?"</p>
<div class='center'><br/>THE TRUE STORY OF BOB'S LOSING THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS</div>
<p>Mr. Lincoln was always lenient when the offense
was against himself. The Hon. Robert
Todd Lincoln, the only living son of the great
President, tells how the satchel containing his
father's inaugural address was lost for a time.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[242]</SPAN></span>
Some writers have related the story of this loss,
stating that it all happened at Harrisburg, and
telling how the President-elect discovered a bag
like his own, and on opening it found only a
pack of greasy cards, a bottle of whisky and a
soiled paper collar. Also that Mr. Lincoln was
"reminded" of a cheap, ill-fitting story—but
none of these things really took place.</p>
<p>Here is the true story, as related to the writer
by Robert Lincoln himself:</p>
<p>"My father had confided to me the care of the
satchel containing his inaugural address. It was
lost for a little while during the stay of our party
at the old Bates House in Indianapolis. When
we entered the hotel I set the bag down with the
other luggage, which was all removed to a room
back of the clerk's desk.</p>
<p>"As soon as I missed the valise I went right
to father, in great distress of mind. He ordered
a search made. We were naturally much
alarmed, for it was the only copy he had of his
inaugural address, which he had carefully written
before leaving Springfield. Of course, he
added certain parts after reaching Washington.
The missing bag was soon found in a safe place.</p>
<p>"Instead of taking out the precious manuscript<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[243]</SPAN></span>
and stuffing it into his own pocket, father
handed it right back to me, saying:</p>
<p>"'There, Bob, see if you can't take better care
of it this time'—and you may be sure I was true
to the trust he placed in me. Why, I hardly let
that precious gripsack get out of my sight during
my waking hours all the rest of the long
roundabout journey to Washington."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>THE TERRIBLE LONELINESS AFTER WILLIE DIED</div>
<p>The death of Willie, who was nearly three
years older than Tad, early in 1862, during their
first year in the White House, nearly broke his
father's heart. It was said that Mr. Lincoln
never recovered from that bereavement. It
made him yearn the more tenderly over his
youngest son who sadly missed the brother who
had been his constant companion.</p>
<p>It was natural for a lad who was so much indulged
to take advantage of his freedom. Tad
had a slight impediment in his speech which
made the street urchins laugh at him, and even
cabinet members, because they could not understand
him, considered him a little nuisance. So
Tad, though known as "the child of the nation,"
and greatly beloved and petted by those who<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[244]</SPAN></span>
knew him for a lovable affectionate child, found
himself alone in a class by himself, and against
all classes of people.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>TURNING THE HOSE ON HIGH OFFICIALS</div>
<p>He illustrated this spirit one day by getting
hold of the hose and turning it on some dignified
State officials, several army officers, and finally
on a soldier on guard who was ordered to charge
and take possession of that water battery. Although
that little escapade appealed to the President's
sense of humor, for he himself liked
nothing better than to take generals and pompous
officials down "a peg or two," Tad got well
spanked for the havoc he wrought that day.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>BREAKING INTO A CABINET MEETING</div>
<p>The members of the President's cabinet had
reason to be annoyed by the boy's frequent interruptions.
He seemed to have the right of
way wherever his father happened to be. No
matter if Senator Sumner or Secretary Stanton
was discussing some weighty matter of State or
war, if Tad came in, his father turned from the
men of high estate to minister to the wants of his
little boy. He did it to get rid of him, for of<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[245]</SPAN></span>
course he knew Tad would raise such a racket
that no one could talk or think till <i>his</i> wants
were disposed of.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>AN EXECUTIVE ORDER ON THE COMMISSARY DEPARTMENT
FOR TAD AND HIS BOY FRIENDS</div>
<p>A story is told of the boy's interruption of a
council of war. This habit of Tad's enraged
Secretary Stanton, whose horror of the boy was
similar to that of an elephant for a mouse. The
President was giving his opinion on a certain
piece of strategy which he thought the general
in question might carry out—when a great noise
was heard out in the hall, followed by a number
of sharp raps on the door of the cabinet room.</p>
<p>Strategy, war, everything was, for the moment
forgotten by the President, whose wan face
assumed an expression of unusual pleasure,
while he gathered up his great, weary length
from different parts of the room as he had half
lain, sprawling about, across and around his
chair and the great table.</p>
<p>"That's Tad," he exclaimed, "I wonder what
that <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'boys'">boy</ins> wants now." On his way to open the
door, Mr. Lincoln explained that those knocks
had just been adopted by the boy and himself, as<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[246]</SPAN></span>
part of the telegraph system, and that he was
obliged to let the lad in—"for it wouldn't do to
go back on the code now," he added, half in
apology for permitting such a sudden break in
their deliberations.</p>
<p>When the door was opened, Tad, with flushed
face and sparkling eyes, sprang in and threw his
arms around his father's neck. The President
straightened up and embraced the boy with an
expression of happiness never seen on his face
except while playing with his little son.</p>
<p>Mr. Lincoln turned, with the boy still in his
arms, to explain that he and Tad had agreed
upon this telegraphic code to prevent the lad
from bursting in upon them without warning.
The members of the cabinet looked puzzled or
disgusted, as though they failed to see that several
startling raps could be any better than having
Tad break in with a whoop or a wail, as had
been the boy's custom.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>ISSUING THE EXECUTIVE ORDER ON PETER FOR PIE</div>
<p>The boy raised a question of right. He had
besieged Peter, the colored steward, demanding
that a dinner be served to several urchins he had
picked up outside—two of whom were sons of<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[247]</SPAN></span>
soldiers. Peter had protested that he "had
other fish to fry" just then.</p>
<p>The President recognized at once that this was
a case for diplomacy. Turning to various members
of the cabinet, he called on each to contribute
from his store of wisdom, what would be
best to do in a case of such vast importance.
Tad looked on in wonder as his father set the
great machinery of government in motion to
make out a commissary order on black Peter,
which would force that astonished servant to deliver
certain pieces of pie and other desired eatables
to Tad, for himself and his boy friends.</p>
<p>At last an "order" was prepared by the Chief
Executive of the United States directing "The
Commissary Department of the Presidential
Residence to issue rations to Lieutenant Tad
Lincoln and his five associates, two of whom are
the sons of soldiers in the Army of the Potomac."</p>
<p>With an expression of deep gravity and a solemn
flourish, the President tendered this Commissary
Order to the lieutenant, his son, saying
as he presented the document:</p>
<p>"I reckon Peter will <i>have</i> to come to time
now."<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[248]</SPAN></span></p>
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