<h2>CHAPTER XI</h2>
<h3><span class="smcap">Politics, War, <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Store Keeping'">Storekeeping</ins> and Studying Law</span></h3>
<div class='center'><br/>STUDYING GRAMMAR FIRST</div>
<p>By "a step still further in advance" Dr. Holland
must have meant the young clerk's going
into politics. He had made many friends in New
Salem, and they reflected back his good-will by
urging him to run for the State Legislature.
Before doing this he consulted Mentor Graham,
the village schoolmaster, with whom he had
worked as election clerk when he first came to
the place. Abe could read, write and cipher,
but he felt that if he should succeed in politics,
he would disgrace his office and himself<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</SPAN></span>
by not speaking and writing English correctly.</p>
<p>The schoolmaster advised: "If you expect to
go before the public in any capacity, I think the
best thing you can do is to study English grammar."</p>
<p>"If I had a grammar I would commence now,"
sighed Abe.</p>
<p>Mr. Graham thought one could be found at
Vaner's, only six miles away. So Abe got up
and started for it as fast as he could stride. In
an incredibly <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'sort'">short</ins> time he returned with a copy
of Kirkham's Grammar, and set to work upon it
at once. Sometimes he would steal away into
the woods, where he could study "out loud" if he
desired. He kept up his old habit of sitting up
nights to read, and as lights were expensive, the
village cooper allowed him to stay in his shop,
where he burned the shavings and studied by the
blaze as he had done in Indiana, after every one
else had gone to bed. So it was not long before
young Lincoln, with the aid of Schoolmaster
Graham, had mastered the principles of English
grammar, and felt himself better equipped to
enter politics and public life. Some of his rivals,
however, did not trouble themselves about speaking
and writing correctly.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class='center'><br/>GOING INTO POLITICS</div>
<p>James Rutledge, a "substantial" citizen, and
the former owner of Rutledge's mill and dam,
was the president of the New Salem debating
club. Young Lincoln joined this society, and
when he first rose to speak, everybody began to
smile in anticipation of a funny story, but Abe
proceeded to discuss the question before the
house in very good form. He was awkward in his
movements and gestures at first, and amused
those present by thrusting his unwieldy hands
deep into his pockets, but his arguments were so
well-put and forcible that all who heard him were
astonished.</p>
<p>Mr. Rutledge, that night after Abe's maiden
effort at the lyceum, told his wife:</p>
<p>"There is more in Abe Lincoln's head than
mere wit and fun. He is already a fine speaker.
All he needs is culture to fit him for a high position
in public life."</p>
<p>But there were occasions enough where something
besides culture was required. A man
who was present and heard Lincoln's first real
stump speech describes his appearance and actions
in the following picturesque language:</p>
<p>"He wore a mixed jean coat, clawhammer<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</SPAN></span>
style, short in the sleeves and bob-tail—in fact,
it was so short in the tail that he could not sit
upon it—flax and tow linen pantaloons, and a
straw hat. I think he wore a vest, but do not remember
how it looked. He wore pot metal (top)
boots.</p>
<p>"His maiden effort on the stump was a speech
on the occasion of a public sale at Pappyville, a
village eleven miles from Springfield. After the
sale was over and speechmaking had begun, a
fight—a 'general fight' as one of the bystanders
relates—ensued, and Lincoln, noticing one
of his friends about to succumb to the attack of
an infuriated ruffian, interposed to prevent it.
He did so most effectually. Hastily descending
from the rude platform, he edged his way
through the crowd, and seizing the bully by the
neck and the seat of his trousers, threw him by
means of his great strength and long arms, as
one witness stoutly insists, 'twelve feet away.'
Returning to the stand, and throwing aside his
hat, he inaugurated his campaign with the following
brief and juicy declaration:</p>
<p>"'Fellow-Citizens: I presume you all know
who I am. I am humble Abraham Lincoln. I
have been solicited by many friends to become a<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</SPAN></span>
candidate for the Legislature. My politics are
"short and sweet" like the old woman's dance.
I am in favor of national bank. I am in favor
of the internal improvement system, and a high
protective tariff. These are my sentiments and
political principles. If elected, I shall be thankful;
if not, it will be all the same.'"</p>
<p>The only requirement for a candidate for the
Illinois Legislature in 1832 was that he should
announce his "sentiments." This Lincoln did,
according to custom, in a circular of about two
thousand words, rehearsing his experiences on
the Sangamon River and in the community of
New Salem. For a youth who had just turned
twenty-three, who had never been to school a
year in his life, who had no political training,
and had never made a political speech, it was a
bold and dignified document, closing as follows:</p>
<p>"Considering the great degree of modesty
which should always attend youth, it is probable
I have already been presuming more than becomes
me. However, upon the subjects of which
I have treated, I have spoken as I have thought.
I may be wrong in regard to any or all of them,
but, holding it a sound maxim that it is better
only sometimes to be right than at all times to be<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</SPAN></span>
wrong, so soon as I discover my opinions to be
erroneous, I shall be ready to renounce them.</p>
<p>"Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition.
Whether this is true or not, I can say for
one, that I have no other so great as that of being
truly esteemed of my fellow-men by rendering
myself worthy of their esteem. How far I shall
succeed in gratifying this ambition is yet to be
developed. I am young and unknown to many
of you. I was born, and have ever remained in
the most humble walks of life. I have no wealthy
or popular relations or friends to recommend
me. My case is thrown exclusively upon the independent
voters of the country; and, if elected,
they will have conferred a favor on me for which
I shall be unremitting in my labors to compensate.
But if the good people in their wisdom
shall see fit to keep me in the background, I have
been too familiar with disappointments to be
very much chagrined."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>"CAPTAIN LINCOLN"</div>
<p>Lincoln had hardly launched in his first political
venture when, in April, 1832, a messenger
arrived in New Salem with the announcement
from Governor Reynolds, of Illinois, that the<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</SPAN></span>
Sacs and other hostile tribes, led by Black Hawk,
had invaded the northern part of the State,
spreading terror among the white settlers in that
region. The governor called upon those who
were willing to help in driving back the Indians
to report at Beardstown, on the Illinois River,
within a week.</p>
<p>Lincoln and other Sangamon County men
went at once to Richmond where a company was
formed. The principal candidate for captain
was a man named Kirkpatrick, who had treated
Lincoln shabbily when Abe, in one of the odd
jobs he had done in that region, worked in Kirkpatrick's
sawmill. The employer had agreed to
buy his hired man a cant-hook for handling the
heavy logs. As there was a delay in doing this,
Lincoln told him he would handle the logs without
the cant-hook if Kirkpatrick would pay him
the two dollars that implement would cost. The
employer promised to do this, but never gave him
the money.</p>
<p>So when Lincoln saw that Kirkpatrick was a
candidate for the captaincy, he said to Greene,
who had worked with him in Offutt's store:</p>
<p>"Bill, I believe I can make Kirkpatrick pay
me that two dollars he owes me on the cant-hook<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</SPAN></span>
now. I guess I'll run against him for captain."</p>
<p>Therefore Abe Lincoln announced himself as
a candidate. The vote was taken in an odd way.
It was announced that when the men heard the
command to march, each should go and stand by
the man he wished to have for captain. The command
was given. At the word, "March," three-fourths
of the company rallied round Abe Lincoln.
More than twenty-five years afterward,
when Lincoln was a candidate for the presidency
of the United States, he referred to himself in
the third person in describing this incident, saying
that he was elected "to his own surprise,"
and "he says he has not since had any success in
life which gave him so much satisfaction."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>IGNORANCE OF MILITARY TACTICS</div>
<p>But Lincoln was a "raw hand" at military
tactics. He used to enjoy telling of his ignorance
and the expedients adopted in giving his
commands to the company. Once when he was
marching, twenty men abreast, across a field it
became necessary to pass through a narrow gateway
into the next field. He said:</p>
<p>"I could not, for the life of me, remember the
word for getting the company <i>endwise</i> so that it<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</SPAN></span>
could go through the gate; so, as we came near
the gate, I shouted, 'This company is dismissed
for two minutes, when it will fall in again on the
other side of the fence.'"</p>
<div class='center'><br/>A HISTORIC MYSTERY EXPLAINED</div>
<p>Captain Lincoln had his sword taken from
him for shooting within limits. Many have wondered
that a man of Lincoln's intelligence should
have been guilty of this stupid infraction of ordinary
army regulations. Biographers of Lincoln
puzzled over this until the secret was explained
by William Turley Baker, of Bolivia, Ill., at the
Lincoln Centenary in Springfield. All unconscious
of solving a historic mystery, "Uncle
Billy" Baker related the following story which
explains that the shooting was purely accidental:</p>
<p>"My father was roadmaster general in the
Black Hawk War. Lincoln used to come often
to our house and talk it all over with father,
when I was a boy, and I've heard them laugh
over their experiences in that war. The best
joke of all was this: Father received orders one
day to throw log bridges over a certain stream
the army had to cross. He felled some tall, slim<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</SPAN></span>
black walnuts—the only ones he could find there—and
the logs were so smooth and round that
they were hard to walk on any time. This day it
rained and made them very slippery. Half of
the soldiers fell into the stream and got a good
ducking. Captain Lincoln was one of those that
tumbled in. He just laughed and scrambled out
as quick as he could. He always made the best
of everything like that.</p>
<p>"Well, that evening when the company came
to camp, some of them had dog tents—just a big
canvas sheet—and the boys laughed to see Lincoln
crawl under one of them little tents. He was
so long that his head and hands and feet stuck
out on all sides. The boys said he looked just
like a big terrapin. After he had got himself
stowed away for the night, he remembered that
he hadn't cleaned his pistol, after he fell into
the creek.</p>
<p>"So he backed out from under his canvas
shell and started to clean it out. It was what
was called a bulldog pistol, because it had a
blunt, short muzzle. Abe's forefinger was long
enough to use as a ramrod for it. But before he
began operations he snapped the trigger and, to
his astonishment, the thing went off!<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Pretty soon an orderly came along in great
haste, yellin', 'Who did that?—Who fired that
shot?' Some of the men tried to send the orderly
along about his business, making believe
the report was heard further on, but Lincoln he
wouldn't stand for no such deception, spoken
or unspoken. 'I did it,' says he, beginning to
explain how it happened.</p>
<p>"You see, his legs was so blamed long, and
he must have landed on his feet, in the creek, and
got out of the water without his pistol getting
wet, 'way up there in his weskit!</p>
<p>"But he had to pay the penalty just the same,
for they took his sword away from him for several
days. You see, he was a captain and ought
to 'a' set a good example in military discipline."</p>
<div class='center'><br/>HOW CAPTAIN LINCOLN SAVED AN INDIAN'S LIFE</div>
<p>One day an old "friendly Indian" came into
camp with a "talking paper" or pass from the
"big white war chief." The men, with the
pioneer idea that "the only good Indian is a
dead Indian," were for stringing him up. The
poor old red man protested and held the general's
letter before their eyes.</p>
<p>"Me good Injun," he kept saying, "white war<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</SPAN></span>
chief say me good Injun. Look—talking paper—see!"</p>
<p>"Get out! It's a forgery! Shoot him! String
him up!" shouted the soldiers angrily.</p>
<p>This noise brought Captain Lincoln out of his
tent. At a glance he saw what they were about
to do. He jumped in among them, shouting indignantly:</p>
<p>"Stand back, all of you! For shame! I'll
fight you all, one after the other, just as you
come. Take it out on me if you can, but you
shan't hurt this poor old Indian. When a man
comes to me for help, he's going to get it, if I
have to lick all Sangamon County to give it to
him."</p>
<p>The three months for which the men were enlisted
soon expired, and Lincoln's captaincy also
ended. But he re-enlisted as a private, and remained
in the ranks until the end of the war,
which found him in Wisconsin, hundreds of
miles from New Salem. He and a few companions
walked home, as there were not many
horses to be had. Lincoln enlivened the long
tramp with his fund of stories and jokes.</p>
<p>It is sometimes asserted that Abraham Lincoln
and Jefferson Davis met at this early day,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</SPAN></span>
as officers in the Black Hawk War, but this
statement is not founded on fact, for young
Lieutenant Davis was absent on a furlough and
could not have encountered the tall captain from
the Sangamon then, as many would like to believe.</p>
<p>Lincoln always referred to the Black Hawk
War as a humorous adventure. He made a
funny speech in Congress describing some of his
experiences in this campaign in which he did
not take part in a battle, nor did he even catch
sight of a hostile Indian.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>AGAIN A RIVER PILOT</div>
<p>Abe was still out of work. Just before he enlisted
he piloted the <i>Talisman</i>, a steamboat
which had come up the Sangamon on a trial
trip, in which the speed of the boat averaged
four miles an hour. At that time the wildest excitement
prevailed. The coming of the <i>Talisman</i>
up their little river was hailed with grand
demonstrations and much speech-making.
Every one expected the Government to spend
millions of dollars to make the Sangamon navigable,
and even New Salem (which is not now to
be found on the map) was to become a flourishing<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</SPAN></span>
city, in the hopeful imaginings of its few
inhabitants. Lincoln, being a candidate, naturally
"took the fever," and shared the delirium
that prevailed. He could hardly have done
otherwise, even if he had been so disposed. This
was before the days of railroads, and the commerce
and prosperity of the country depended
on making the smaller streams navigable. Lincoln
received forty dollars, however, for his services
as pilot. The <i>Talisman</i>, instead of establishing
a river connection with the Mississippi
River cities, never came back. She was burned
at the wharf in St. Louis, and the navigation of
the poor little Sangamon, which was only a shallow
creek, was soon forgotten.</p>
<div class='center'><br/>LINCOLN'S ONLY DEFEAT BY A DIRECT VOTE</div>
<p>When Abe returned from the war he had no
steady employment. On this account, especially,
he must have been deeply disappointed to
be defeated in the election which took place
within two weeks after his arrival. His patriotism
had been stronger than his political sagacity.
If he had stayed at home to help himself to
the Legislature he might have been elected,
though he was then a comparative stranger in<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</SPAN></span>
the county. One of the four representatives
chosen was Peter Cartwright, the backwoods
preacher.</p>
<p>Lincoln afterward mentioned that this was
the only time he was ever defeated by a direct
vote of the people.</p>
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