<h2>THE OXEN TALK WITH THE CALVES</h2>
<p>It was a clear, cold winter morning, and the Cattle stood in the
barnyard where the great yellow straw-stacks were. They had nibbled away
at the lower part of these stacks until there was a sheltered place
underneath. The Calves liked to stand on the sunshiny side with an
over-hanging ledge of straw above their heads. The wind did not strike
them here, and they could reach up and pull out wisps to eat when they
had nothing else to do. Not that they were so fond of eating straw, but
it was fun to pull it out. There was, however, usually something else to
be done, for there was always their cud to chew.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Among all the farmyard people, there were none more particular about
their food. They might eat in a hurry when time was short, or when the
grass was fresh and green, but after they had swallowed it and filled
the first of their four stomachs with partly chewed food, they would
find some quiet and comfortable place where they could stand or lie
easily and finish their eating. To do this, they had to bring the partly
chewed food from the first stomach to the mouth again. They called this
"unswallowing it," although they should have said "regurgitating."</p>
<p>After the food was back in their mouths again, it was spoken of as their
cud, and the stout muscles in the sides of their faces pulled their
lower jaws up and down and sideways, and the food was caught over and
over again between the blunt grinding teeth in the back part of their
mouths, and was crushed, squeezed, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</SPAN></span> turned until it was fine, soft,
and ready to swallow into the second stomach.</p>
<p>Then the Cattle do not have to think of it again, but while they are
doing something quite different, and perhaps forgetting all about it,
there are many nerves and muscles and fine red blood-drops as busy as
can be, passing it into the third and fourth stomachs, and changing the
strength of the food into the strength of the Cattle. The Cows and the
Oxen do not know this. They never heard of muscles and nerves, and
perhaps you never did before, yet these are wonderful little helpers and
good friends if one is kind to them. All that Cattle know about eating
is that they must have clean food, that they must eat because they are
hungry and not just because it tastes good, and that they must chew it
very carefully. And if they do these things as they should, they are
quite sure to be well and comfortable.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The Oxen were standing by the barn door, and the Calves were talking
about them. They liked their uncles, the Oxen, very much, but like many
other Calves the world over, they thought them rather slow and
old-fashioned. Now the Colts had been saying the same thing, and so
these half-dozen shaggy youngsters, who hadn't a sign of a horn, were
telling what they would do if they were Oxen. Sometimes they spoke more
loudly than they meant to, and the Oxen heard them, but they did not
know this.</p>
<p>"If I were an Ox," said one, "I wouldn't stand still and let the farmer
put that heavy yoke on my neck. I'd edge away and kick."</p>
<p>"Tell you what I'd do," said another. "I'd stand right still when he
tried to make me go, and I wouldn't stir until I got ready."</p>
<p>"I wouldn't do that," said a third. "I'd run away and upset the stone in
a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</SPAN></span> ditch. I don't think it's fair to always make them pull the heavy
loads while the Horses have all the fun of taking the farmer to town and
drawing the binder and all the other wonderful machines."</p>
<p>"Isn't it too bad that you are not Oxen?" said a deep voice behind them.
The Calves jumped, and there was the Off Ox close to them. He was so
near that you could not have set a Chicken coop between him and them,
and he had heard every word. The Calves did not know where to look or
what to say, for they had not been speaking very politely. The one who
had just spoken wanted to act easy and as though he did not care, so he
raised one hind hoof to scratch his ear, and gave his brushy tail a toss
over one flank. "Oh, I don't know," said he.</p>
<p>"I used to talk in just that way when I was a Calf," said the Off Ox,
with a twinkle in his large brown eyes. "All<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</SPAN></span> Calves think they'll do
wonders when they're grown."</p>
<p>"I know I thought so," said the Nigh Ox, who had followed his brother.</p>
<p>"Well, if you wanted to," asked the Red Calf, "why don't you do those
things now?" The others wondered how he dared to ask such a question.</p>
<p>"It doesn't pay," said the Nigh Ox. "Do all your frisking in playtime. I
like fun as well as anybody, yet when our yoke is taken from its peg, I
say business is business and the closer we stick to it the better. I
knew a sitting Hen once who wanted to see everything that happened. She
was always running out to see somebody or other, and sometimes she
stayed longer than she meant to. I told her she'd better stick to her
nest, and she said she didn't believe in working all the time."</p>
<p>"How soon did her Chickens hatch?" asked the Calves all together.</p>
<p>"Never did hatch, of course," chuckled<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</SPAN></span> the Nigh Ox. "She fooled herself
into thinking she was working, and she made a great fuss about her legs
aching and her giving up society, but she couldn't fool that nestful of
eggs. They had gotten cold and they knew it, and not one of them would
hatch."</p>
<p>"Wasn't she ashamed then?" asked the Calves.</p>
<p>"Didn't act so," snorted the Nigh Ox. "Went around talking about her
great disappointment, and said she couldn't see why the other Hens had
so much better luck."</p>
<p>The Off Ox chuckled. "He told her that he guessed it might have been
something besides bad luck, and that the next time she'd better stay on
her nest more. Then she asked him how many broods of Chickens he had
hatched. Ho-ho-ho!"</p>
<p>Everybody laughed, and the Calves wondered how the Nigh Ox could think
of it without being angry. "It wouldn't<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</SPAN></span> pay to be angry," he said.
"What's the use of wasting a fine great Ox temper on a poor little Hen
rudeness?"</p>
<p>This made them think. They remembered how cross and hot and
uncomfortable they often became over very small things that bothered
them, and they began to think that perhaps even Calf tempers were worth
caring for.</p>
<p>At last the Black Calf, the prettiest one in the yard, said, "Do you
like drawing that flat wagon which hasn't any wheels, and scrapes along
in the dust?"</p>
<p>"The stone-boat?" asked the Off Ox. "We don't mind it. Never mind doing
our kind of work. Wouldn't like to pull the binder with its shining
knives and whirling arms, for whoever does that has to walk fast and
make sudden turns and stops. Wouldn't like being hitched to the carriage
to carry the farmer's family to town. Wouldn't like to take care of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</SPAN></span> the
Sheep, like Collie, or to grow feathers like the Geese—but we can draw
stone-boats and all sorts of heavy loads, if we do say it."</p>
<p>The Red Calf, who was always running and kicking up his heels, said,
"Oh, it's such slow work! I should think you'd feel that you would never
reach the end of your journey."</p>
<p>"We don't think about that," answered the Nigh Ox. "It doesn't pay. We
used to, though. I remember the time when I wished myself a Swallow,
flying a mile a minute, instead of step-step-stepping my way through
life. My mother was a sensible Cow, and wore the bell in our herd. She
cured me of that foolishness. She told me that Swallows had to fly one
wing-beat at a time, and that dinners had to be eaten one mouthful at a
time, and that nothing really worth while could be done in a minute. She
said that if we were forever thinking how much<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</SPAN></span> work we had to do and
how tiresome it was, we'd never enjoy life, and we wouldn't live long
either. Lazy Oxen never do. That's another thing which doesn't pay."</p>
<p>The Red Calf and the White Calf spoke together: "We will always be
sensible. We will never lose our tempers. We will never be afraid to
work. We will be fine and long-lived cattle."</p>
<p>"Might you not better say you will <i>try</i> to be sensible?" asked the Nigh
Ox. "You know it is not always easy to do those things, and one has to
begin over and over again."</p>
<p>"Oh, no," they answered. "We know what we can do."</p>
<p>"You might be mistaken," said the Oxen gently.</p>
<p>"I am never mistaken," said the Red Calf.</p>
<p>"Neither am I," said the White Calf.</p>
<p>"Well, good-morning," called the Oxen,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</SPAN></span> as they moved off. "We are going
to talk with our sisters, the Cows."</p>
<p>After they had gone, the pretty Black Calf spoke in her pleasant way:
"It seems to me I shall be an old Cow before I can learn to be good and
sensible like them, but I am going to try."</p>
<p>"Pooh!" said the Red Calf. "It is easy enough to be sensible if you want
to be—as easy as eating."</p>
<p>"Yes," said the White Calf. "I shall never lose my temper again, now
that I am sure it is foolish to do so."</p>
<p>"Dear me!" said the pretty Black Calf. "How strong and good you must be.
I can only keep on trying."</p>
<p>"Pooh!" said the Red Calf again. Then he lowered his voice and spoke to
her. "Move along," said he, "and let me stand beside you in the cubby
while I chew my cud."</p>
<p>"Don't you do it," cried the White Calf. "I want that place myself."</p>
<p><SPAN name="RED_CALF" id="RED_CALF"></SPAN></p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/img243.jpg" alt="THE RED CALF AND THE WHITE CALF" /><br/> <b>THE RED CALF AND THE WHITE CALF.</b></div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I guess not!" exclaimed the Red Calf. "I'll bunt you first."</p>
<p>"Bunt away, then," said the White Calf, "but I'll have that place."</p>
<p>"Oh, please don't fight!" exclaimed the Black Calf. "I'll let one of you
have my corner."</p>
<p>"Don't you move," cried each of them. "I want to stand by you." Then
they lowered their heads and looked into each other's eyes. Next, they
put their hard foreheads together, and pushed and pushed and pushed.
Sometimes the Red Calf made the White Calf go backward, and sometimes it
was the other way. Once in a while they stood still and rested. Then
they began pushing again.</p>
<p>While they were quarrelling in this way, getting warmer and more angry
all the time, and losing those very tempers which they had said they
would always keep, a young Jersey had stepped into the cubby beside the
Black Calf, and they were hav<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</SPAN></span>ing a pleasant visit. "What are those
fellows fighting about?" he asked.</p>
<p>The Black Calf smiled a funny little smile. "They are fighting," said
she, "to see which one shall stand in the cubby with me and chew his
cud."</p>
<p>The Jersey Calf was a shrewd young fellow of very good family.
"Perhaps," said he, "I ought to stay and guard the place until it is
decided who shall have it."</p>
<p>"I wish you would," said she.</p>
<p>And that was how it happened that the two Calves who lost their tempers
had a cross, tiresome, and uncomfortable day, while another had the very
corner which they wanted. When night came, they grumbled because the
Jersey Calf had come out ahead of them, and they thought it very
strange. But it was not strange, for the people who are quiet and
good-natured always come out ahead in the end. And the people who are so
very<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</SPAN></span> sure that it is easy to be good when they really want to, are just
the very ones who sometimes do not want to when they should.</p>
<p>The Black Calf was right. The only way to be sensible and happy is to
try and try and try, and it does pay.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</SPAN></span><br/><br/></p>
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