<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXVI" id="CHAPTER_XXVI"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXVI</h2>
<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">the conclave</span></p>
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<p>HAT day, convoked by Arcade and
Zita, the rebellious angels met together
on the banks of the Seine
at La Jonchère, in a deserted and
tumble-down entertainment-hall
that Prince Istar had hired from a pot-house
keeper called Barattan. Three hundred angels
crowded together in the stalls and boxes. A table,
an arm-chair, and a collection of small chairs were
arranged on the stage, where hung the tattered
remnants of a piece of rustic scenery. The walls,
coloured in distemper with flowers and fruit, were
cracked and stained with damp, and were crumbling
away in flakes. The vulgar and poverty-stricken
appearance of the place rendered the
grandeur of the passions exhibited therein all the
more striking.</p>
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<p>When Prince Istar asked the assembly to form
its Committee, and first of all to elect a President,
the name that was renowned throughout the world
entered the minds of all present, but a religious
respect sealed their lips; and after a moment's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[247]</SPAN></span>
silence, the absent Nectaire was elected by acclamation.
Having been invited to take the chair between
Zita and an angel of Japan, Arcade immediately
began as follows:</p>
<p>"Sons of Heaven! My comrades! You have
freed yourselves from the bonds of celestial servitude—you
have shaken off the thrall of him called
Iahveh, but to whom we should here accord his
veritable name of Ialdabaoth, for he is not the
creator of the worlds, but merely an ignorant and
barbarous demiurge, who having obtained possession
of a minute portion of the Universe has therein
sown suffering and death. Sons of Heaven, tell
me, I charge you, whether you will combat and
destroy Ialdabaoth?"</p>
<p>All with one voice made answer:</p>
<p>"We will!"</p>
<p>And many speaking all together swore they
would scale the mountain of Ialdabaoth, and hurl
down the walls of jasper and porphyry, and plunge
the tyrant of Heaven into eternal darkness.</p>
<p>But a voice of crystal pierced through the sullen
murmur.</p>
<p>"Tremble, ye impious, sacrilegious madmen!
The Lord hath already lifted his dread arm to smite
you!"</p>
<p>It was a loyal angel who, with an impulse of
faith and love, envying the glory of confessors and
martyrs, jealous and eager, like his God himself, to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[248]</SPAN></span>
emulate man in the beauty of sacrifice, had flung
himself in the midst of the blasphemers, to brave
them, to confound them, and to fall beneath their
blows. The assembly turned upon him with furious
unanimity. Those nearest to him overwhelmed him
with blows. He continued to cry, in a clear, ringing
voice, "Glory to God! Glory to God! Glory to
God!"</p>
<p>A rebel seized him by the neck and strangled
his praises of the Almighty in his throat. He was
thrown to the ground, trampled underfoot. Prince
Istar picked him up, took him by the wings between
his fingers, then rising like a column of smoke,
opened a ventilator, which no one else could have
reached, and passed the faithful angel through it.
Order was immediately restored.</p>
<p>"Comrades," continued Arcade, "now that we
have affirmed our stern resolve, we must examine
the possible plans of campaign, and choose the best.
You will therefore have to consider if we should
attack the enemy in full force, or whether it were
better, by a lengthy and assiduous propaganda, to
win the inhabitants of Heaven to our cause."</p>
<p>"War! War!" shouted the assembled host.</p>
<p>And it seemed as if one could hear the sound of
trumpets and the rolling of drums.</p>
<p>Théophile, whom Prince Istar had dragged to
the meeting, rose, pale and unstrung, and, speaking
with emotion, said:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[249]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Brethren, do not take ill what I am about to
say; for it is the friendship I have for you that
inspires me. I am but a poor musician. But,
believe me, all your plans will come to naught
before the Divine Wisdom which has foreseen
everything."</p>
<p>Théophile Belais sat down amid hisses. And
Arcade continued:</p>
<p>"Ialdabaoth foresees everything. I do not contest
it. He foresees everything, but in order to
leave us our free will he acts towards us absolutely
as if he foresaw nothing. Every instant he is
surprised, disconcerted; the most probable events
take him unawares. The obligation which he has
undertaken, to reconcile with his prescience the
liberty of both men and angels, throws him constantly
into inextricable difficulties and terrible
dilemmas. He never sees further than the end of
his nose. He did not expect Adam's disobedience,
and so little did he anticipate the wickedness of
men that he repented having made them, and
drowned them in the waters of the Flood, and all
the animals as well, though he had no fault to find
with the animals. For blindness he is only to be
compared with Charles X, his favourite king. If
we are prudent it will be easy to take him by surprise.
I think that these observations will be calculated
to reassure my brother."</p>
<p>Théophile made no reply. He loved God, but<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[250]</SPAN></span>
he was fearful of sharing the fate of the faithful
angel.</p>
<p>One of the best-informed Spirits of the assembly,
Mammon, was not altogether reassured by the
remarks of his brother Arcade.</p>
<p>"Bethink you," said this Spirit, "Ialdabaoth
has little general culture, but he is a soldier—to
the marrow of his bones. The organisation of
Paradise is a thoroughly military organisation. It
is founded on hierarchy and discipline. Passive
obedience is imposed there as a fundamental law.
The angels form an army. Compare this spot
with the Elysian Fields which Virgil depicts for
you. In the Elysian Fields reign liberty, reason,
and wisdom. The happy shades hold converse
together in the groves of myrtle. In the Heaven of
Ialdabaoth there is no civil population. Everyone
is enrolled, numbered, registered. It is a barracks
and a field for manœuvres. Remember that."</p>
<p>Arcade replied that they must look at their
adversary in his true colours, and that the military
organisation of Paradise was far more reminiscent
of the villages of King Koffee than of the Prussia
of Frederick the Great.</p>
<p>"Already," said he, "at the time of the first
revolt, before the beginning of Time, the conflict
raged for two days, and Ialdabaoth's throne was
made to totter. Nevertheless, the demiurge gained
the victory. But to what did he owe it? To the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[251]</SPAN></span>
thunderstorm which happened to come on during
the conflict. The thunderbolts falling on Lucifer
and his angels struck them down, bruised and
blackened, and Ialdabaoth owed his victory to the
thunderbolts. Thunder is his sole weapon. He
abuses its power. In the midst of thunder and
lightning he promulgates his laws. 'Fire goeth
before him,' says the Prophet. Now Seneca, the
philosopher, said that the thunderbolt in its fall
brings peril to very few, but fear to all. This
remark was true enough for men of the first century
of the Christian era; it is no longer so for the angels
of the twentieth; all of which goes to prove that,
in spite of his thunder, he is not very powerful;
it was acute terror that made men rear him a tower
of unbaked brick and bitumen. When myriads of
celestial spirits, furnished with machines which
modern science puts at their disposal, make an
assault upon the heavens, think you, comrades,
that the old master of the solar system surrounded
with his angels, armed as in the time of Abraham,
will be able to resist them? To this day the warriors
of the demiurge wear helmets of gold and
shields of diamond. Michael, his best captain,
knows no other tactics than the hand-to-hand
combat. To him Pharaoh's chariots are still the
latest thing, and he has never heard of the Macedonian
phalanx."</p>
<p>And young Arcade lengthily prolonged the parallel<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[252]</SPAN></span>
between the armed herds of Ialdabaoth and the
intelligent fighting men of the rebel army. Then
the question of pecuniary resources arose.</p>
<p>Zita asserted that there was enough money to
commence war, that the electrophores were in order,
that an initial victory would obtain them credit.</p>
<p>The discussion continued, amid turbulence and
confusion. In this parliament of angels, as in the
synods of men, empty words flowed in abundance.
Disturbances grew more violent and more frequent
as the time for putting the resolution drew near.
It was beyond question that supreme command
would be entrusted to him who had first raised
the flag of revolt. But as everyone aspired to act
as Lucifer's Lieutenant, each in describing the
kind of fighting man to be preferred drew a portrait
of himself. Thus Alcor, the youngest of the
rebellious angels, arose and spoke rapidly as follows:</p>
<p>"In Ialdabaoth's army, happily for us, the
officers obtain their posts by seniority. This
being the case, there is little likelihood of the command
falling into the hands of a military genius,
for men are not made leaders by prolonged habits
of obedience, and close attention to minutiæ is
not a good apprenticeship for the evolution of
vast plans of campaign. If we consult ancient
and modern history, we shall see that the greatest
leaders were kings like Alexander and Frederick,
aristocrats like Cæsar and Turenne, or men im<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[253]</SPAN></span>patient
of red-tape like Bonaparte. A routine
man will always be poor or second-rate. Comrades,
let us appoint intelligent leaders, men in the prime
of life, to command us. An old man may retain
the habit of winning victories, but only a young man
can acquire it!"</p>
<p>Alcor then gave place to an angel of the philosophic
order, who mounted the rostrum and spoke
thus:</p>
<p>"War never was an exact science, a clearly
defined art. The genius of the race, or the brain
of the individual, has ever modified it. Now how
are we to define the qualities necessary for a general
in command in the war of the future, where one must
consider greater masses and a larger number of movements
than the intelligence of man can conceive?
The multiplication of technical means, by infinitely
multiplying the opportunities for mistake, paralyses
the genius of those in command. At a certain
stage in the progress of military science, a stage
which our models, the Europeans, are about to
reach, the cleverest leader and the most ignorant
become equalized by reason of their incapacity.
Another result of great modern armaments is,
that the law of numbers tends to rule with inflexible
rigour. It is of course true that ten angels
in revolt are worth more than ten angels of Ialdabaoth;
it is not at all certain that a million rebellious
angels are worth more than a million of Ialdabaoth's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[254]</SPAN></span>
angels. Great numbers, in war as elsewhere, annihilate
intelligence and individual superiority in
favour of a sort of exceedingly rudimentary collective
soul."</p>
<p>A buzz of conversation drowned the voice of
the philosophic angel, and he concluded his speech
in an atmosphere of general indifference.</p>
<p>The tribune then resounded with calls to arms
and promises of victory. The sword was held up
to praise, the sword which defends the right. The
triumph of the angels in revolt was celebrated
twenty times beforehand, to the plaudits of a delirious
crowd.</p>
<p>Cries of "War!" rose to the silent heavens;
"Give us war!"</p>
<p>In the midst of these transports Prince Istar
hoisted himself on to the platform, and the floor
creaked under his weight.</p>
<p>"Comrades," said he, "you wish for victory,
and it is a very natural desire, but you must be
mouldy with literature and poetry if you expect
to obtain it from war. The idea of making war
can nowadays only enter the brain of a sottish
bourgeois or a belated romantic. What is war?
A burlesque masquerade in the midst of which
fatuous patriots sing their stupid dithyrambs. Had
Napoleon possessed a practical mind he would not
have made war; but he was a dreamer, intoxicated
with Ossian. You cry, 'Give us war!' You are<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[255]</SPAN></span>
visionaries. When will you become thinkers? The
thinkers do not look for power and strength from
any of the dreams which constitute military art:
tactics, strategy, fortifications, artillery, and all that
rubbish. They do not believe in war, which is a
phantasy; they believe in chemistry, which is a
science. They know the way to put victory into
an algebraic formula."</p>
<p>And drawing from his pocket a small bottle,
which he held up to the meeting, Prince Istar exclaimed:</p>
<p>"Victory—it is here!"</p>
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