<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXII" id="CHAPTER_XXII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXII</h2>
<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">wherein we are shown the interior of a bric-a-brac
shop, and see how père guinardon's
guilty happiness is marred by the jealousy
of a love-lorn dame</span></p>
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<p>ÈRE GUINARDON (as Zéphyrine
had faithfully reported to Monsieur
Sariette) smuggled out the pictures,
furniture, and curios stored in his
attic in the rue Princesse—his studio
he called it—and used them to stock a shop he had
taken in the rue de Courcelles. Thither he went to
take up his abode, leaving Zéphyrine, with whom
he had lived for fifty years, without a bed or a
saucepan or a penny to call her own, except eighteenpence
the poor creature had in her purse. Père
Guinardon opened an old picture and curiosity shop,
and in it he installed the fair Octavie.</p>
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<p>The shop-front presented an attractive appearance:
there were Flemish angels in green copes, after the
manner of Gérard David, a Salomé of the Luini
school, a Saint Barbara in painted wood of French
workmanship, Limoges enamel-work, Bohemian and
Venetian glass, dishes from Urbino. There were<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[217]</SPAN></span>
specimens of English point-lace which, if her tale
was true, had been presented to Zéphyrine, in the
days of her radiant girlhood, by the Emperor Napoleon
III. Within, there were golden articles
that glinted in the shadows, while pictures of Christ,
the Apostles, high-bred dames, and nymphs also
presented themselves to the gaze. There was one
canvas that was turned face to the wall so that it
should only be looked at by connoisseurs; and
connoisseurs are scarce. It was a replica of Fragonard's
<i>Gimblette</i>, a brilliant painting that looked
as if it had barely had time to dry. Papa Guinardon
himself remarked on the fact. At the far end of
the shop was a king-wood cabinet, the drawers of
which were full of all manner of treasures: water-colours
by Baudouin, eighteenth-century books of
illustrations, miniatures, and so forth.</p>
<p>But the real masterpiece, the marvel, the gem,
the pearl of great price, stood upon an easel veiled
from public view. It was a <i>Coronation of the Virgin</i>
by Fra Angelico, an exquisitely delicate thing in
gold and blue and pink. Père Guinardon was asking
a hundred thousand francs for it. Upon a Louis XV
chair beside an Empire work-table on which stood
a vase of flowers, sat the fair Octavie, broidery in
hand. She, having left her glistering rags behind
her in the garret in the rue Princesse, no longer presented
the appearance of a touched-up Rembrandt,
but shone, rather, with the soft radiance and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[218]</SPAN></span>
limpidity of a Vermeer of Delft, for the delectation
of the connoisseurs who frequented the shop of
Papa Guinardon. Tranquil and demure, she remained
alone in the shop all day, while the old
fellow himself was up aloft working away at the
deuce knows what picture. About five o'clock he
used to come downstairs and have a chat with the
habitués of the establishment.</p>
<p>The most regular caller was the Comte Desmaisons,
a thin, cadaverous man. A strand of hair
issued from the deep hollow under each cheek-bone,
and, broadening as it descended, shed upon
his chin and chest torrents of snow in which he
was for ever trailing his long, fleshless, gold-ringed
fingers. For twenty years he had been mourning
the loss of his wife, who had been carried off by
consumption in the flower of her youth and beauty.
Since then he had spent his whole life in endeavouring
to hold converse with the dead and in filling
his lonely mansion with second-rate paintings.
His confidence in Guinardon knew no bounds.
Another client who was a scarcely less frequent
visitor to the shop was Monsieur Blancmesnil, a
director of a large financial establishment. He was
a florid, prosperous-looking man of fifty. He took
no great interest in matters of art, and was perhaps
an indifferent connoisseur, but, in his case, it was
the fair Octavie, seated in the middle of the shop,
like a song-bird in its cage, that offered the attraction.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[219]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Monsieur Blancmesnil soon established relations
with her, a fact which Père Guinardon alone failed
to perceive, for the old fellow was still young in
his love-affair with Octavie. Monsieur Gaétan
d'Esparvieu used to pay occasional visits to Père
Guinardon's shop out of mere curiosity, for he
strongly suspected the old man of being a first-rate
"faker."</p>
<p>And then that doughty swordsman, Monsieur
Le Truc de Ruffec, also came to see the old antiquary
on one occasion, and acquainted him with a plan
he had on foot. Monsieur Le Truc de Ruffec was
getting up a little historical exhibition of small
arms at the Petit Palais in aid of the fund for the
education of the native children in Morocco and
wanted Père Guinardon to lend him a few of the
most valuable articles in his collection.</p>
<p>"Our first idea," he said, "was to organise an
exhibition to be called 'The Cross and the Sword.'
The juxtaposition of the two words will make the
idea which has prompted our undertaking sufficiently
clear to you. It was an idea pre-eminently patriotic
and Christian which led us to associate the Sword,
which is the symbol of Honour, with the Cross, which
is the symbol of Salvation. It was hoped that our
work would be graced by the distinguished patronage
of the Minister of War and Monseigneur Cachepot.
Unfortunately there were difficulties in the way,
and the full realisation of the project had to be<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[220]</SPAN></span>
deferred. In the meantime we are limiting our
exhibition to 'The Sword.' I have drawn up an
explanatory note indicating the significance of the
demonstration."</p>
<p>Having delivered himself of these remarks, Monsieur
Le Truc de Ruffec produced a pocket-case
stuffed full of papers. Picking out from a medley
of judgment summonses and other odds and ends
a little piece of very crumpled paper, he exclaimed,
"Ah, here it is," and proceeded to read as follows:
"'The Sword is a fierce Virgin; it is <i>par excellence</i>
the Frenchman's weapon. And now, when patriotic
sentiment, after suffering an all too protracted
eclipse, is beginning to shine forth again
more ardently than ever ...' and so forth; you
see?"</p>
<p>And he repeated his request for some really
fine specimen to be placed in the most conspicuous
position in the exhibition to be held on behalf
of the little native children of Morocco, of
which General d'Esparvieu was to be honorary
President.</p>
<p>Arms and armour were by no means Père Guinardon's
strong point. He dealt principally in
pictures, drawings, and books. But he was never
to be taken unawares. He took down a rapier
with a gilt colander-shaped hilt, a highly typical
piece of workmanship of the Louis XIII-Napoleon
III period, and presented it to the exhibition pro<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[221]</SPAN></span>moter,
who, while contemplating it with respect,
maintained a diplomatic silence.</p>
<p>"I have something better still in here," said the
antiquary, and he produced from his inner shop—where
it had been lying among the walking-sticks
and umbrellas—a real demon of a sword, adorned
with fleurs-de-lys, a genuine royal relic. It was the
sword of Philippe-Auguste as worn by an actor at
the <i>Odéon</i> when <i>Agnès de Méranie</i> was being performed
in 1846. Guinardon held it point downwards,
as though it were a cross, clasping his hands
piously on the cross-bar. He looked as loyal as the
sword itself.</p>
<p>"Have her for your exhibition," said he. "The
damsel is well worth it. Bouvines is her name."</p>
<p>"If I find a buyer for it," said Monsieur Le
True de Ruffec, twirling his enormous moustachios,
"I suppose you will allow me a little commission?"</p>
<p>Some days later, Père Guinardon was mysteriously
displaying a picture to the Comte Desmaisons and
Monsieur Blancmesnil. It was a newly discovered
work of El Greco, an amazingly fine example of
the Master's later style. It represented a Saint
Francis of Assisi standing erect upon Mont Alverno.
He was mounting heavenward like a column of
smoke, and was plunging into the regions of the
clouds a monstrously narrow head that the distance
rendered smaller still. In fine it was a real, very
real, nay, too real El Greco. The two collectors<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[222]</SPAN></span>
were attentively scrutinizing the work, while Père
Guinardon was belauding the depth of the shadows
and the sublimity of the expression. He was raising
his arms aloft to convey an idea of the greatness
of Theotocopuli, who derived from Tintoretto,
whom, however, he surpassed in loftiness by a hundred
cubits.</p>
<p>"He was chaste and pure and strong; a mystic,
a visionary."</p>
<p>Comte Desmaisons declared that El Greco was
his favourite painter. In his inmost heart Blancmesnil
was not so entirely struck with it.</p>
<p>The door opened, and Monsieur Gaétan quite
unexpectedly appeared on the scene.</p>
<p>He gave a glance at the Saint Francis, and said:</p>
<p>"Bless my soul!"</p>
<p>Monsieur Blancmesnil, anxious to improve his
knowledge, asked him what he thought of this
artist who was now so much in vogue. Gaétan
replied, glibly enough, that he did not regard El
Greco as the eccentric, the madman that people
used to take him for. It was rather his opinion
that a defect of vision from which Theotocopuli
suffered compelled him to deform his figures.</p>
<p>"Being afflicted with astigmatism and strabismus,"
Gaétan went on, "he painted the things he saw
exactly as he used to see them."</p>
<p>Comte Desmaisons was not readily disposed to
accept so natural an explanation, which, however,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[223]</SPAN></span>
by its very simplicity, highly commended itself to
Monsieur Blancmesnil.</p>
<p>Père Guinardon, quite beside himself, exclaimed:</p>
<p>"Are you going to tell me, Monsieur d'Esparvieu,
that Saint John was astigmatic because he beheld
a woman clothed with the sun, crowned with stars,
with the moon about her feet; the Beast with seven
heads and ten horns, and the seven angels robed
in white linen that bore the seven cups filled with
the wrath of the Living God?"</p>
<p>"After all," said Monsieur Gaétan, by way
of conclusion, "people are right in admiring El
Greco if he had genius enough to impose his morbidity
of vision upon them. By the same token,
the contortions to which he subjects the human
countenance may give satisfaction to those who
love suffering,—a class more numerous than is
generally supposed."</p>
<p>"Monsieur," replied the Comte Desmaisons,
stroking his luxuriant beard with his long, thin
hand, "we must love those that love us. Suffering
loves us and attaches itself to us. We must love it
if life is to be supportable to us. In the knowledge of
this truth lies the strength and value of Christianity.
Alas! I do not possess the gift of Faith. It is that
which drives me to despair."</p>
<p>The old man thought of her for whom he had
been mourning twenty years, and forthwith his
reason left him, and his thoughts abandoned them<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[224]</SPAN></span>selves
unresistingly to the morbid imaginings of
gentle and melancholy madness.</p>
<p>Having, he said, made a study of psychic matters,
and having, with the co-operation of a favourable
medium, carried out experiments concerning the
nature and duration of the soul, he had obtained
some remarkable results, which, however, did not
afford him complete satisfaction. He had succeeded
in viewing the soul of his dead wife under the appearance
of a transparent and gelatinous mass
which bore not the slightest resemblance to his
adored one. The most painful part about the whole
experiment—which he had repeated over and over
again—was that the gelatinous mass, which was
furnished with a number of extremely slender
tentacles, maintained them in constant motion in
time to a rhythm apparently intended to make
certain signs, but of what these movements were
supposed to convey there was not the slightest
clue.</p>
<p>During the whole of this narrative Monsieur
Blancmesnil had been whispering in a corner with
the youthful Octavie, who sat mute and still, with
her eyes on the ground.</p>
<p>Now Zéphyrine had by no means made up her
mind to resign her lover into the hands of an unworthy
rival. She would often go round of a
morning, with her shopping-basket on her arm, and
prowl about outside the curio shop. Torn betwixt<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[225]</SPAN></span>
grief and rage, tormented by warring ideas, she
sometimes thought she would empty a saucepanful
of vitriol on the head of the faithless one;
at others that she would fling herself at his feet,
and shower tears and kisses on his precious hands.
One day, as she was thus eyeing her Michel—her
beloved but guilty Michel—she noticed through
the window the fair and youthful Octavie, who
was sitting with her embroidery at a table upon
which, in a vase of crystal, a rose was swooning to
death. Zéphyrine, in a transport of fury, brought
down her umbrella on her rival's fair head, and
called her a bitch and a trollop. Octavie fled in terror,
and ran for the police, while Zéphyrine, beside
herself with grief and love, kept digging away with
her old gamp at the <i>Gimblette</i> of Fragonard, the
fuliginous Saint Francis of El Greco, the virgins, the
nymphs, and the apostles, and knocked the gilt
off the Fra Angelico, shrieking all the while:</p>
<p>"All those pictures there, the El Greco, the
Beato Angelico, the Fragonard, the Gérard David,
and the Baudouins—Guinardon painted the whole
lot of them himself, the wretch, the scoundrel! That
Fra Angelico there, why I saw him painting it on
my ironing-board, and that Gérard David he executed
on an old midwife's sign-board. You and
that bitch of yours, why, I'll do for the pair of you
just as I'm doing for these pictures."</p>
<p>And tugging away at the coat of an aged collector<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[226]</SPAN></span>
who, trembling all over, had hidden himself in the
darkest corner of the shop, she called him to witness
to the crimes of Guinardon, perjurer and impostor.
The police had simply to tear her out
of the ruined shop. As she was being taken off
to the station, followed by a great crowd of people,
she raised her fiery eyes to Heaven, crying in a voice
choked with sobs:</p>
<p>"But don't you know Michel? If you knew
him, you would understand that it is impossible
to live without him. Michel! He is handsome
and good and charming. He is a very god. He is
Love itself. I love him! I love him! I love him!
I have known men high up in the world—Dukes,
Ministers of State, and higher still. Not one of
them was worthy to clean the mud off Michel's
boots. My good, kind sirs, give him back to me
again."</p>
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