<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIV</h2>
<h3>A KETTLE OF APPLE SAUCE</h3>
<p>“Well, Joe, are you all ready?” It was Tom
Davis, and he had called at Joe’s house on his way
from school, as Tom had to remain in physics
class to finish an experiment, and Joe had gone
on ahead.</p>
<p>“I sure am, Tom. Where are we going to
practice? Over on the fairgrounds?”</p>
<p>“No, that’s too far. We’ll go down in the
vacant lots back of Mrs. Peterkin’s house. There’s
a high fence back of her house and that will be a
good backstop, in case I can’t hold your hot ones.”</p>
<p>“Oh, I guess you can all right,” replied Joe
with a laugh, “though I wish I did have lots of
speed.”</p>
<p>“Say now, don’t make that mistake,” said Tom
earnestly, as Joe came out to join him, having
picked up some old balls and a pitcher’s glove.</p>
<p>“What mistake?”</p>
<p>“Trying for speed before you have control. I
saw an article about that in the pitching book last
night. I brought it along. Here it is,” and both<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</SPAN></span>
boys looked eagerly over the book as they walked
along.</p>
<p>As Tom had said, some of the best authorities
on pitching did advocate the trying for control before
a prospective boxman endeavored to get
either speed or curves.</p>
<p>“The thing seems to be,” remarked Joe, “to
get a ball just where you want it, ten times out of
ten if you can, and then when you can do that, try
for the in and out shoots and the drop.”</p>
<p>“That’s it,” agreed Tom. “Are you any good
at throwing stones?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know. Why?”</p>
<p>“Well, one fellow says that the lad who can
throw a stone straight can generally throw a ball
straight. We’ll have a contest when we get down
to the lots. Nobody will see us there.”</p>
<p>“I hope not,” remarked Joe. “I don’t want
to be laughed at the way I was when Sam caught
me down at the fairgrounds. I guess he thought
I was trying for his place then, and that’s what
made him mad.”</p>
<p>The two friends were soon down behind the
high board fence that marked the boundaries of
the Peterkin property. It was rather a large
place—the Peterkin one—and was occupied by an
aged couple. Mrs. Alvirah Peterkin was quite a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</SPAN></span>
housewife, always engaged in some kitchen or
other household duties, while Ebenezer, her husband
“puttered” around the garden, as the folks
of Riverside expressed it.</p>
<p>“Well, I guess we’re all ready,” remarked
Tom, when he had picked out a large flat stone to
represent home plate. He took his position behind
it, with his back to the fence, so that if any
balls got by him they would hit the barrier and
bound back.</p>
<p>Joe began to pitch, endeavoring to bear in mind
what the book had said about getting the balls
where he wanted them.</p>
<p>“That was pretty far out from the plate,”
called Tom dubiously, after one effort on the part
of his chum.</p>
<p>“I know it was. Here’s a better one.”</p>
<p>“Good! That’s the stuff. It was a strike all
right—right over the middle. Keep it up.”</p>
<p>For a time Joe kept this up, pitching at moderate
speed, and then the temptation to “cut
loose” could not be resisted. He “wound up” as
he had seen professional pitchers do and let the
ball go. With considerable force it went right
through Tom’s hands and crashed up against the
fence with a resounding bang. It was the first
ball Tom had let get past him.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“That was a hot one all right!” the catcher
called, “but it was away out.”</p>
<p>“All right, I’ll slow down again,” said Joe. He
was a little disappointed that he could not combine
speed and accuracy.</p>
<p>The boys were about to resume their practice
when a face, fringed with a shock of white hair on
top, and a little ring of whiskers encircling it below,
was raised over the edge of the fence, and a
mild voice demanded:</p>
<p>“What you boys up to now—tryin’ to knock
down my fence?”</p>
<p>“Oh, hello, Mr. Peterkin,” called Tom.
“We’re just playing baseball—that’s all.”</p>
<p>“Where’s the rest of ye?” the old man wanted
to know.</p>
<p>“This is all there are of us,” replied Tom,
waving his hand toward Joe.</p>
<p>“Humph! Fust time I ever heard of two boys
playin’ a ball game all by themselves,” commented
the aged man with a chuckle. “But I s’pose it’s
one of them new-fangled kind. Land sakes, what
th’ world a-comin’ t’ anyhow, I’d like t’ know?
Wa’al, keep on, only don’t knock any boards offen
my fence,” he stipulated as he resumed the making
of his garden.</p>
<p>The boys laughingly promised and resumed<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</SPAN></span>
their practice. Tom was a good catcher and he
had an accurate eye. He did not hesitate to tell
Joe when the balls were bad and he was a severe
critic, for he had taken an honest liking to the
newcomer, and wanted to see him succeed.</p>
<p>“Just try for control,” was the gist of his advice.
“The rest if it will take care of itself.”</p>
<p>“Don’t you want to pitch and let me catch for
you?” asked Joe after a bit, fearing that he was
somewhat selfish.</p>
<p>“No, I don’t specially need any practice at
throwing,” said Tom. “First is my position. I
like it better than any other, and catching is the
best practice I can have for that. Keep it up.”</p>
<p>So Joe kept on, using moderate speed after the
warning of Mr. Peterkin, so that no more balls
struck the fence. But then again came the almost
irresistible desire to put on “steam,” and indulging
in this Joe sent in another “hot one.”</p>
<p>Almost the instant it left his hand Joe realized
that he had lost control of the ball and that it was
going wild. He instinctively reached out to pull
it back, but it was too late.</p>
<p>“Grab it!” he yelled to Tom.</p>
<p>The plucky little first baseman made a magnificent
jump up in the air, but the ball merely grazed
the tip of his up-stretched glove. Then it went on<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</SPAN></span>
over the fence at undiminished speed. An instant
later there was the cry of alarm.</p>
<p>“Who did that?” demanded the voice—a
voice full of anger. “Who threw that ball? Oh!
Oh! Of all things! I demand to know who did
it?”</p>
<p>Joe and Tom were silent—looking blankly one
at the other. Up over the fence rose the mild and
bewhiskered face of Mr. Peterkin.</p>
<p>“Boys,” asked the aged man gently. “Did
anything happen? It sounds like it to me.”</p>
<p>“I—I threw the ball over the fence,” admitted
Joe.</p>
<p>“Hum! Then I’m afraid something <i>did</i> happen,”
went on Mr. Peterkin still more gently.
“Yes, I’m <i>sure</i> of it,” he added as the sound of
some one coming down the garden path could be
heard. “Here comes Alvirah. Something has
happened. Do—do you want to run?” he asked,
for rumor had it that Mrs. Peterkin was possessed
of no gentle temper and Mr. Peterkin—well, he
was a very mild-mannered man, every one knew
that. “Do you want to run?” he asked again.</p>
<p>“No,” said Tom.</p>
<p>“Of course not,” added Joe. “If we broke a
window we’ll pay for it—I’ll pay for it,” he corrected
himself, for he had thrown the ball.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mrs. Peterkin advanced to where her husband
was working in the garden. The boys could not
see the lady but they could hear her.</p>
<p>“You didn’t throw that ball, did you, Ebenezer?”
she asked. “If you did—at your age—cutting
up such foolish tricks as playing baseball—I—I’ll——”</p>
<p>“No, Alvirah, I didn’t do it, of course not,”
Mr. Peterkin hastened to say. “It was a couple
of boys. Tom Davis and a friend of his. They
were playing ball back of the fence and——”</p>
<p>“And they’ve run off now, I’ll venture!” exclaimed
the rasping voice of Mrs. Peterkin.</p>
<p>“No—no, I don’t think so, Alvirah,” said Mr.
Peterkin mildly. “I—I rather think they’re there
yet. I asked ’em if they didn’t want to run
and——”</p>
<p>“You—asked them—if—they—didn’t—want—to—run?”
gasped Mrs. Peterkin, as if unable
to believe his words. “Why, the very—idea!”</p>
<p>“Oh, I knew they’d pay for any damage they
did,” said her husband quickly, “and I—er—I
sort of thought—well, anyhow they’re over
there,” and he pointed to the fence.</p>
<p>“Let me see them! Let me talk to them!” demanded
Mrs. Peterkin.</p>
<p>“Stand on that soap box an’ ye kin see over<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</SPAN></span>
the fence,” said Mr. Peterkin. “But look out.
The bottom is sort of soft an’ ye may——”</p>
<p>He did not finish his sentence. The very accident
he feared had happened. Mrs. Peterkin, being
a large and heavy woman, had stepped in the
middle of the box. The bottom boards, being old,
had given way and there she was—stuck with both
feet in the soap box.</p>
<p>“Ebenezer!” she cried. “Help me! Don’t
you know any better than to stand there staring at
me? Haven’t you got any senses?”</p>
<p>“Of course I’ll help you, Alvirah,” he said.
“I rather thought you’d go through that box.”</p>
<p>“Then you’d no business to let me use it!” she
snapped.</p>
<p>“It allers held <i>me</i> up when I wanted to look
over the fence,” he said mildly. “But then of
course I never stepped in the middle of it,” he
added as he helped his wife pull aside the broken
boards so she could step out. “I kept on the
edges.”</p>
<p>“Have those boys gone?” she demanded when
free.</p>
<p>“I don’t think so. I’ll look,” he volunteered
as he turned the soap box up on edge and peered
over the fence. “No, they’re here yet,” he answered
as he saw Joe and Tom standing there,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</SPAN></span>
trying their best not to laugh. “Was you wantin’
to speak with ’em, Alvirah?”</p>
<p>“Speak with them! Of course I do!” she cried.
“Tell them to come around to the side gate. I’ll
<i>speak</i> to them,” and she drew herself up like an
angry hen.</p>
<p>“Did—did they smash a window?” asked Mr.
Peterkin.</p>
<p>“Smash a window? I only wish it was no
worse than that!” cried his wife. “They threw
their nasty baseball into a kettle of apple sauce
that was stewing on the stove, and the sauce
splashed all over my clean kitchen. Tell them to
come around. I’ll <i>speak</i> to them!”</p>
<p>“I—I guess you’d better come in, boys,” said
Mr. Peterkin softly, as he delivered the message
over the fence. Then he added—but to himself—“Maybe
you might better have run while you had
the chance.”</p>
<p>“We’re in for it I guess,” murmured Tom, as
he and Joe went around to the side gate.</p>
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