<h3> CHAPTER VII </h3>
<h4>
BINDLE COMMITS AN INDISCRETION
</h4>
<p>"Anyone would think you was goin' to a weddin'." Mrs. Bindle eyed
Bindle aggressively.</p>
<p>"Not again; I got one little canary bird; two might make me un'appy."</p>
<p>Bindle had remembered his promise to his niece, Millie, in every
particular, and had added as his own contribution a twopenny cigar
resplendent in a particularly wide red-and-gold band, which he had been
careful not to remove.</p>
<p>"Anythink might 'appen to me in this get-up," he remarked pleasantly,
"so don't expect me till I'm 'ome——"</p>
<p>"You never take me out," broke in Mrs. Bindle stormily, "but you can
take that chit of a girl out first time she asks."</p>
<p>"You don't like the pictures, Mrs. B., they ain't 'oly enough, an' some
of the young women in 'em are a bit generous like with showin' their
ankles—but there, there!"</p>
<p>"You used to take me out before we was married," replied Mrs. Bindle,
ignoring Bindle's remark.</p>
<p>Bindle looked at her curiously.</p>
<p>"Them was the days when yer wasn't above goin' to a music-'all. There
ain't nowhere to take yer 'cept the chapel, an' I don't enjoy it as you
an' 'Earty do."</p>
<p>"Where do you expect to go to?" demanded Mrs. Bindle angrily. She
always became angry when mention was made of the pleasures she once
enjoyed. "Where do you expect to go to?"</p>
<p>"Well," remarked Bindle judicially, "accordin' to you an' 'Earty it's a
place where yer don't 'ave to pay no water rates."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle sniffed derisively.</p>
<p>"Look 'ere, my one an' only," continued Bindle, "I got to 'ave a pretty
bad time in the next world, accordin' to wot you an' 'Earty believes,
so I'm goin' to the pictures an' I'll 'ave a drink or two in this. If
I was as sure of 'eaven as you an' 'Earty is, maybe I'd be more
careful."</p>
<p>Mrs. Bindle banged the iron she was using down upon the rest, but made
no comment.</p>
<p>"Well, see you later, if I'm lucky," said Bindle, and he was gone.</p>
<p>He found Millie in a fever of expectation. She opened the door to him
herself, looking very pretty and smart in her Sunday hat.</p>
<p>"I was so afraid you'd forget, uncle," she whispered, snuggling against
him as they walked along. "You look so nice," she added.</p>
<p>Bindle looked down at himself and grinned.</p>
<p>"I pays for dressin'," he observed. "The cigar was me own idea. It
gives a sort o' finish, eh, Millikins?"</p>
<p>They walked past the Fulham Grand Theatre, and at the Cinema Palace on
the Fulham side of the bridge Bindle paused.</p>
<p>"Not this one, the one over the bridge," Millie cried anxiously.</p>
<p>"Further to walk for yer ole uncle."</p>
<p>"But—but—" faltered Millie, "Charlie Chaplin's at the other and I do
so want to see him."</p>
<p>"Charlie Chaplin's 'ere too, Millikins. Look, it says so."</p>
<p>"Oh, uncle, please, <i>please</i>, the other one." There were tears in
Millie's eyes and her voice shook.</p>
<p>Bindle was puzzled, but to please her he would have walked over many
bridges.</p>
<p>"Uncle, you <i>are</i> good," was all she said as she smiled at him happily.</p>
<p>They passed over the bridge in silence, watching the stream of trams,
buses, and people. When with Millie, Bindle never ventured upon those
little personalities in which he indulged when alone.</p>
<p>"Do yer like chapel, Millikins?" Bindle enquired suddenly.</p>
<p>"I hate it, Uncle Joe!" There was such feeling and decision in
Millie's voice that Bindle turned and regarded her curiously.</p>
<p>"Why?"</p>
<p>"I want to be happy, oh! I do so want to be happy, Uncle Joe." There
was almost a sob in Millie's voice and her eyes were moist with unshed
tears.</p>
<p>Bindle said nothing, but he pondered deeply as they walked slowly
along. When they saw the brilliant lights of the Putney Pavilion
Millie visibly brightened.</p>
<p>As they entered Millie looked eagerly round, and a sigh of contentment
escaped her as her eyes rested on a tall, pale-faced youth who stood
smoking a cigarette. He raised his hat about an inch from his head,
squaring his elbow in the process as if saluting. The action was
awkward and sheepish.</p>
<p>Bindle looked from the young man to Millie, then remembering Millie's
distress at his suggestion of going to the other cinema, light dawned
upon him. With elaborate courtesy, and to the youth's obvious
astonishment, he returned the salute, then walking across seized his
hand and shook it effusively.</p>
<p>"Millikins, this is a young man I used to know, but 'ave forgotten. 'E
remembers me, 'owever, and that's all that matters. This is me niece
Millie," he added to the youth who, staring in utter bewilderment from
Bindle to Millie, stood with downcast head.</p>
<p>"Goin' in to see the pictures?" Bindle enquired casually.</p>
<p>"Er—no—er—yes, of course," stuttered the youth.</p>
<p>"Nice evenin' for pictures," continued Bindle, thoroughly enjoying the
situation. "Don't yer think so?" he added, as the youth did not reply.</p>
<p>"Yes, very."</p>
<p>"Now you an' me's ole pals, but I've quite forgot yer name. Is it
'Orace?"</p>
<p>"Dixon, Charlie Dixon." A faint smile flickered across the young man's
face as he caught Millie's eye. He was beginning to realise that
somewhere in this astonishing adventure there was fun, and that Bindle
had been first to see it.</p>
<p>For some seconds Bindle, who was a shrewd judge of character, regarded
the young man. He was obviously nervous, but his grey eyes looked out
honestly from a rather pleasant face into those of Bindle.</p>
<p>Suddenly he laughed. Millie looked from one to the other, her pretty
brows puckered. The situation was obviously beyond her.</p>
<p>"Uncle, I want to speak to you, <i>please</i>." Millie's voice was scarcely
audible.</p>
<p>"All right, my dear, we'll go and buy the tickets. You wait here,
young feller," he added. "We'll be back in two ticks."</p>
<p>When out of earshot Millie whispered shyly, "That's Charlie Dixon, and
we—we like each other, and I'm—I'm a wicked girl, Uncle Joe. I told
him to be here and——"</p>
<p>"That's all right, Millikins, don't you worry."</p>
<p>Millie gave his arm an ecstatic squeeze as he left her to purchase the
tickets.</p>
<p>When Bindle and his niece rejoined Charlie Dixon Bindle's mind was made
up. He liked the look of the young man. He also remembered his own
youth, and a glance at the happy face of his niece decided him upon his
course of action.</p>
<p>"'Ow long 'ave yer known each other?" he enquired.</p>
<p>"More than six months," replied Charlie Dixon.</p>
<p>"Seems a lifetime, eh?" he grinned.</p>
<p>"I knew you'd understand, dear Uncle Joe," whispered the now radiant
Millie.</p>
<p>"Look 'ere," said Bindle to Charlie Dixon, "I jest remembered I got to
see a mate round the corner. You two go in wi' these tickets and I'll
follow in ten minutes. If I misses yer, be 'ere in this 'all at ten
sharp. See?"</p>
<p>They both saw, and exchanged rapturous glances.</p>
<p>"Mind, ten sharp, or I'll get the sack."</p>
<p>"Thank you, Mr. Bindle," said Charlie Dixon, raising his hat, to which
Bindle responded with an elaborate sweep that brought a smile to the
face of the attendant.</p>
<p>Just before turning into Putney High Street Bindle looked round to see
Millie and Charlie Dixon in earnest converse, walking slowly towards
the door leading in to the pictures—and bliss.</p>
<p>Bindle sighed involuntarily. "I wonder if I done right. Funny thing
me playin' Coopid. Wonder wot Mrs. B. and 'Earty 'ud say. There's
goin' to be trouble, J. B., and you're a-goin' to get yerself in an
'oly sort o' mess. If it 'adn't been for petticoats yer might a' been
Mayor of Fulham or Charlie Chaplin."</p>
<p>At a quarter to ten Bindle left a merry group of intimates at the
Scarlet Horse, and a few minutes later was waiting in the vestibule of
the Pavilion, where he was joined by the lovers.</p>
<p>"I never knew Millikins was such a pretty gal," muttered Bindle, as
they approached. Then aloud, "Where'd you two got to? I been
searchin' everywhere."</p>
<p>With a wealth of detail they explained exactly where they had been
sitting.</p>
<p>"Funny I didn't see yer," remarked Bindle. "Now you two must say
good-night; and," turning to the youth, "if yer'll follow across the
bridge slowly, maybe I'll see yer outside the Grand Theatre after I've
taken this young woman 'ome."</p>
<p>Millie was strangely silent as the three crossed Putney Bridge. She
was thinking deeply of her new-found happiness and, as she gripped
Bindle's arm with both hands, she felt that he represented her special
Providence. She could tell him anything, for he understood. She would
always tell Uncle Joe everything.</p>
<p>Outside Fulham Theatre she said good-night to Charlie Dixon.</p>
<p>"You ain't said a word since I met you, Millikins. Wot's up?" enquired
Bindle, puzzled at Millie's silence.</p>
<p>"I've been wondering, Uncle Joe," replied the girl in a subdued voice.</p>
<p>"Wot about? Tell yer ole uncle."</p>
<p>"I've been wondering why you are so good to me, and why you don't think
me a wicked girl." Then, turning to him anxiously, "You don't, Uncle
Joe, do you?"</p>
<p>"Well, Millikins, there ain't any think very wicked, so far as I can
see, in wantin' to be 'appy in the way you do. 'Is nibs looks a nice
young chap, an' if 'e ain't 'e'll wish 'e'd never seen your ole uncle."
There was a grim note in Bindle's voice that surprised his niece.</p>
<p>"You don't think God minds us being happy that—that way, do you, Uncle
Joe?" questioned Millie earnestly.</p>
<p>"I'm sure 'E don't, Millikins. 'E's all for the 'appiness wot don't do
nobody any 'arm. That parson chap told me, an' 'e was a dean or
somethink, an' 'e ought to know."</p>
<p>Millie drew a sigh of relief. Then her mood suddenly changed.</p>
<p>"Uncle, let's run," she cried; and without waiting for the protest that
was forming itself on Bindle's lips, she caught him by the hand and
dashed off. After a moment's hesitation Bindle entered into her mood
and the pair tore up Fulham High Street, Millie running obliquely in
front, striving to urge Bindle to a greater pace.</p>
<p>Just as they reached the Heartys' private door, Mr. Hearty himself
emerged on his way to post a letter. Millie running sideways did not
see him. Bindle was unable to avoid the inevitable collision, and
Millie's elbow took her father dead in the centre of his waistcoat and
drove the breath out of his body.</p>
<p>"Oh, father!" cried his horrified daughter.</p>
<p>"Millie!" gasped Mr. Hearty when he had regained sufficient breath for
speech.</p>
<p>"My fault, 'Earty. I likes a run now and again; we was 'avin' a bit of
a race. Millikins beats me in the matter o' legs."</p>
<p>To Mr. Hearty women had limbs, not legs, and he disliked intensely
Bindle's reference to those of his daughter.</p>
<p>"I hope this will not occur again," he said severely. "I shall have to
stop these—these——" Unable to find the word, Mr. Hearty passed on
to the pillar-box.</p>
<p>Millie stood watching him, horror in her eyes.</p>
<p>"Oh, Uncle Joe, am I a very bad girl? Father always makes me feel so
wicked."</p>
<p>"'E'd make an 'oly saint feel a bit of a rip. You're just about as bad
as a first-class angel; but p'raps it 'ud be better not to 'old sports
outside the shop. Might get me a bad name. Now in yer go, young 'un,
an' we'll 'ave another bust next Friday, eh? I'll be seein' 'is nibs
on me way 'ome."</p>
<p>"Good-night, dear Uncle Joe. I'm glad you're my uncle." She put her
arms round his neck and kissed him, and Bindle experienced a curious
sensation in his throat.</p>
<p>"Gawd bless yer, Millikins," Bindle mumbled in an unsteady voice, as
she tripped along the passage.</p>
<p>"Fancy me sayin' that!" he muttered, as he closed the door. "It kind
o' slipped out."</p>
<p>A few yards down the High Street Bindle met his brother-in-law
returning from the post.</p>
<p>"I'm sorry, 'Earty, about that collision. It was all my fault. I like
playin' wi' kids." There was an unaccustomed humility in Bindle's
voice, assumed for the purpose of making things easier for Millie, that
pleased Mr. Hearty.</p>
<p>"Millie is no longer a child, Joseph," he remarked, "but we'll say no
more about it. I'm not hurt. Good-night." He bared his yellow teeth
in token of forgiveness.</p>
<p>As he passed on, Bindle gazed up at the skies meditatively. "I wonder
if Gawd really likes that sort?" he murmured with a seriousness that
was unusual to him.</p>
<p>Outside the theatre he found waiting for him Charlie Dixon, who greeted
him with:</p>
<p>"Will you bring her again, Mr. Bindle?"</p>
<p>"'Ere, I ain't a nurse, young feller. Nice mess you got me in. It's
all through you that Millikins nearly killed 'er father. Ran clean
into 'im and sort o' knocked the wind out of 'is bellows." Bindle told
the story of the collision with great gusto.</p>
<p>"Now," he continued, "you and me's got to 'ave a talk, an' we'll 'ave a
glass of beer at the same time."</p>
<p>Bindle learned the story of Millie's romance. It appeared that she and
Charlie Dixon, who was in a shipping-office, went to the city by the
same train every morning, Millie being a typist at a wholesale
draper's. Young Dixon had watched her week after week, and he
eventually became acquainted owing to a breakdown on the line, which
resulted in a corresponding breakdown of the passengers' usual reserve.
After that they went up regularly together, met at lunch, after
business hours and on every occasion that Millie could possibly manage
it. Once they had each obtained a half-holiday, which they had spent
at the Zoo.</p>
<p>Charlie Dixon's frankness and obvious devotion to Millie Hearty
entirely won Bindle's heart.</p>
<p>"You will help us, Mr. Bindle, won't you?" he pleaded.</p>
<p>"Look 'ere, young feller," said Bindle, with an unusual note of
seriousness in his voice, "I don't know nothink about yer, an' before I
'elps I got to be sure wot I thinks yer are. Now you jest get me a
letter or two from them as knows wot sort of a villain yer are, an'
then p'r'aps I'll be the same sort of ole fool I been to-night. See?"</p>
<p>They parted with mutual regard and promises to meet again next Friday,
when Charlie Dixon was to bring such documents as would vouch for his
respectability.</p>
<p>"Yes; I been an ole fool," muttered Bindle, as he walked home. "This
'ere business is goin' to lead to trouble between me an' 'Earty. What
a pity people gets it as bad as 'Earty. No man didn't ought to be
religious all the week. It ain't natural."</p>
<p>That night Bindle entered his house whistling "Gospel Bells" with
unaccustomed abandon.</p>
<p>"Been enjoyin' yerself, leavin' me at 'ome to slave and get yer meals
ready," snapped Mrs. Bindle. "One o' these days you'll come 'ome and
find me gone."</p>
<p>"'Oo's the man?" interrogated Bindle with a temerity that surprised
himself.</p>
<p>That night Bindle lay awake for some time thinking over life in general
and the events of the evening in particular. He never could quite
understand why he had been precipitated into an atmosphere so foreign
to his nature as that surrounding Mrs. Bindle and Mr. Hearty. He had
striven very hard to stem the tide of religious gloom as it spread
itself over Mrs. Bindle. Unaware of the cause, he not unnaturally
selected the wrong methods, which were those of endeavouring to make
her "cheer up."</p>
<p>"The idea of goin' to 'eaven seems to make her low-spirited," was
Bindle's view.</p>
<p>Even Mrs. Bindle was not entirely proof against his sallies, and there
were times when a reluctant smile would momentarily relieve the grim
severity of her features. There were occasions even when they chatted
quite amiably, until the recollection of Mr. Hearty, and the mental
comparison of his success with Bindle's failure, threw her back into
the slough from which she had temporarily been rescued.</p>
<p>"There must be somethink funny about me," Bindle had once confided to
Mrs. Hearty. "My father was as religious as a woman wi' one leg, then
I gets Lizzie an' she turns away from me an' 'Mammon'—I don't rightly
know 'oo 'e is, but she's always talkin' about 'im—then you goes back
on me an' gives me a sort of brother-in-law 'oo's as 'oly as ointment.
You ain't been a real pal, Martha, really you ain't."</p>
<p>If called upon to expound his philosophy of life Bindle would have
found himself in difficulties. He was a man whose sympathies were
quickly aroused, and it never troubled him whether the object of his
charity were a heathen, a Christian, or a Mormon. On one occasion when
a girl had been turned out of doors at night by an outraged father who
had discovered his daughter's frailty, it was Bindle who found her
weeping convulsively near Putney Pier. It was he who secured her a
night's lodging, and stood her friend throughout the troubled weeks
that followed, although it meant neither beer nor tobacco for some
months.</p>
<p>On another occasion a mate had been ill, and it was Bindle who each
week collected what pence he could from his fellow-workmen and made up
from his own pocket the amount necessary to keep the man, his wife, and
child. To do this he had done work as a whitewasher and labourer,
never working less than one whole night a week in addition to his
regular occupation, until his mate was well again.</p>
<p>No one knew of these little acts, which Bindle kept profound secrets.
He would have felt ashamed had they become known, more particularly had
Mrs. Bindle or Mr. Hearty heard of them.</p>
<p>Once he had remarked, apropos some remark of Mr. Hearty's regarding
what in his opinion would be Heaven's attitude towards some unfortunate
wretch who had stolen food for his wife, "I shouldn't like to 'ave a
Gawd I'd sometimes 'ave to feel ashamed of," whereat Mr. Hearty had
become very red and embarrassed.</p>
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