<h2>Old Mr. Toad Visits Grandfather Frog</h2>
<p>Grandfather Frog and old
Mr. Toad are cousins. Of course
you know that without being
told. Everybody does. But not everybody
knows that they were born in the
same place. They were. Yes, Sir, they
were. They were born in the Smiling
Pool. Both had long tails and for a
while no legs, and they played and swam
together without ever going on shore.
In fact, when they were babies, they
couldn't live out of the water. And
people who saw them didn't know the
difference between them and called them
by the same names—tadpoles or pollywogs.
But when they grew old enough
to have legs and get along without tails,
they parted company.</p>
<p>You see, it was this way: Grandfather
Frog (of course he wasn't grandfather
then) loved the Smiling Pool so well that
he couldn't think of leaving it. He
heard all about the Great World and
what a wonderful place it was, but he
couldn't and wouldn't believe that there
could be any nicer place than the Smiling
Pool, and so he made up his mind that
he would live there always.</p>
<p>But Mr. Toad could hardly wait to
get rid of his tail before turning his back
on the Smiling Pool and starting out to
see the Great World. Nothing that
Grandfather Frog could say would stop
him, and away Mr. Toad went, when he
was so small that he could hide under a
clover leaf. Grandfather Frog didn't
expect ever to see him again. But he
did, though it wasn't for a long, long time.
And when he did come back, he had
grown so that Grandfather Frog hardly
knew him at first. And right then and
there began a dispute which they have
kept up ever since: whether it was best
to go out into the Great World or remain
in the home of childhood. Each was sure
that what he had done was best, and
each is sure of it to this day.</p>
<p>So whenever old Mr. Toad visits
Grandfather Frog, as he does every once
in a while, they are sure to argue and
argue on this same old subject. It was
so on the day that Grandfather Frog
had so nearly choked to death. Old Mr.
Toad had heard about it from one of the
Merry Little Breezes of Old Mother
West Wind and right away had started
for the Smiling Pool to pay his respects
to Grandfather Frog, and to tell him how
glad he was that Spotty the Turtle had
come along just in time to pull the fish
out of Grandfather Frog's throat.</p>
<p>Now all day long Grandfather Frog
had had to listen to unpleasant remarks
about his greediness. It was such a
splendid chance to tease him that everybody
around the Smiling Pool took
advantage of it. Grandfather Frog took
it good-naturedly at first, but after a
while it made him cross, and by the time
his cousin, old Mr. Toad, arrived, he
was sulky and just grunted when Mr.
Toad told him how glad he was to find
Grandfather Frog quite recovered.</p>
<p>Old Mr. Toad pretended not to notice
how out of sorts Grandfather Frog was
but kept right on talking.</p>
<p>"If you had been out in the Great
World as much as I have been, you
would have known that Little Joe Otter
wasn't giving you that fish for nothing,"
said he.</p>
<p>Grandfather Frog swelled right out
with anger. "Chugarum!" he exclaimed
in his deepest, gruffest voice.
"Chugarum! Go back to your Great
World and learn to mind your own affairs,
Mr. Toad."</p>
<p>Right away old Mr. Toad began to
swell with anger too. For a whole
minute he glared at Grandfather Frog,
so indignant he couldn't find his tongue.
When he did find it, he said some very
unpleasant things, and right away they
began to dispute.</p>
<p>"What good are you to anybody but
yourself, never seeing anything of the
Great World and not knowing anything
about what is going on or what other
people are doing?" asked old Mr. Toad.</p>
<p>"I'm minding my own affairs and not
meddling with things that don't concern
me, as seems to be the way out in the
Great World you are so fond of talking
about," retorted Grandfather Frog.
"Wise people know enough to be content
with what they have. You've been
out in the Great World ever since you
could hop, and what good has it done
you? Tell me that! You haven't even
a decent suit of clothes to your back."
Grandfather Frog patted his white and
yellow waistcoat as he spoke and looked
admiringly at the reflection of his handsome
green coat in the Smiling Pool.</p>
<p>Old Mr. Toad's eyes snapped, for
you know his suit is very plain and
rough.</p>
<p>"People who do honest work for their
living have no time to sit about in fine
clothes admiring themselves," he replied
sharply. "I've learned this much out
in the Great World, that lazy people
come to no good end, and I know enough
not to choke myself to death."</p>
<p>Grandfather Frog almost choked again,
he was so angry. You see old Mr. Toad's
remarks were very personal, and nobody
likes personal remarks when they are
unpleasant, especially if they happen to
be true. Grandfather Frog was trying
his best to think of something sharp to
say in reply, when Mr. Redwing, sitting
in the top of the big hickory-tree, shouted:
"Here comes Farmer Brown's boy!"</p>
<p>Grandfather Frog forgot his anger and
began to look anxious. He moved about
uneasily on his big green lily-pad and
got ready to dive into the Smiling Pool,
for he was afraid that Farmer Brown's
boy had a pocketful of stones as he
usually did have when he came over
to the Smiling Pool.</p>
<p>Old Mr. Toad didn't look troubled the
least bit. He didn't even look around
for a hiding-place. He just sat still and
grinned.</p>
<p>"You'd better watch out, or you'll
never visit the Smiling Pool again,"
called Grandfather Frog.</p>
<p>"Oh," replied old Mr. Toad, "I'm
not afraid. Farmer Brown's boy is a
friend of mine. I help him in his garden.
How to make friends is one of the things
the Great World has taught me."</p>
<p>"Chugarum!" said Grandfather Frog.
"I'd have you to know that—"</p>
<p>But what it was that he was to know
old Mr. Toad never found out, for just
then Grandfather Frog caught sight of
Farmer Brown's boy and without waiting
even to say good-by he dived into
the Smiling Pool.</p>
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