<h2><SPAN name="XIV" id="XIV"></SPAN>XIV</h2>
<h3>CATCALLS</h3>
<p><span class="smcap">Perched</span> on top of Rusty Wren's tin
house, Miss Kitty Cat had been enjoying
herself thoroughly, while the birds made
a great how-dy-do and tried in vain to
frighten her away.</p>
<p>When she heard all at once an unexpected
<i>meaow</i> she showed that it startled
her.</p>
<p>"A cat!" cried Miss Kitty. "I didn't
suppose there was another cat for miles
around." She looked about on all sides,
on the ground and in the tree-tops. And
there was no cat anywhere in sight.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the birds were all exclaim<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_62" id="p_62"></SPAN></span>ing,
"There! He's here. Now Miss
Kitty Cat had better watch out."</p>
<p>Again a strange, mocking catcall
sounded from somewhere. There was a
sort of jeer about it that aroused Miss
Kitty Cat's anger.</p>
<p>"He's come, has he?" she exclaimed to
little Mr. Chippy, who chattered at her
from a good, safe distance. "If he's
looking for a fight I'd be pleased to have
him come and get it."</p>
<p>Whoever the stranger was, and wherever
he was, he knew how to tease Miss
Kitty Cat. Now he howled at her from
the thicket of lilac bushes on the edge of
the flower garden. Now he mewed at her
from the hedge in front of the farmhouse.
And though Miss Kitty Cat tried to get a
glimpse of him, she couldn't see anything
that even faintly resembled a cat.</p>
<p>The annoying cries moved from one<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_63" id="p_63"></SPAN></span>
place to another. She was sure of that.
But the one that made them managed to
stay hidden.</p>
<p>"This is queer!" Miss Kitty Cat said to
herself. "Can it be that there's a cat's
voice around here, and nothing more? A
cat without a voice wouldn't be so strange.
But a voice without a cat—that's the oddest
thing I ever heard of!"</p>
<p>At last Rusty Wren seemed to take
heart. And his wife, inside their house,
abused Miss Kitty Cat loudly—or as
loudly as she could from inside the tin
syrup can.</p>
<p>"I always knew you were a coward,"
she told Miss Kitty. "You're always
ready to attack us small people. But you
don't dare fight anybody of your own
size."</p>
<p>"How can I fight a person that I can't
see?" Miss Kitty asked. "If this noisy<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_64" id="p_64"></SPAN></span>
stranger would come out in the open I'd
soon show you whether I'd fight him or
not. I'd teach him—if I could get hold
of him—not to come here and interfere
when I'm making a neighborly call."</p>
<p>"Nonsense!" cried Mrs. Wren. "You
don't mean half you say. If you weren't
a fraud you'd go and find this person
that's jeering at you."</p>
<p><i>"Meaow-ow-ow!"</i> Again that mocking
call grated on Miss Kitty's ears.</p>
<p>"There!" Mrs. Wren exclaimed.
"There it is again. It would make me
pretty angry to be talked to like that.
But I don't suppose it bothers you.
Probably you're used to having people
caterwaul at you."</p>
<p>That was a little more than Miss Kitty
Cat could stand. She scrambled down
from the old cherry tree and ran across
the yard to the row of currant bushes,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_65" id="p_65"></SPAN></span>
whence the last catcalls had come.</p>
<p>As she drew near, a slim slate-colored
bird gave a harsh laugh as he flew up from
the bushes. It was Mr. Catbird. And
Miss Kitty Cat felt sheepish enough when
she saw him. She knew that he had succeeded
in fooling her with his mocking
cries.</p>
<p>The birds—with Mr. Catbird among
them, and Mrs. Wren, too—all gathered
round Miss Kitty and made such a clamor
that she crept away and hid in the haymow.
She never could endure much
noise, unless she made most of it herself—by
the light Of the moon.</p>
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