<h2><SPAN name="V" id="V"></SPAN>V</h2>
<h3>SPOTS AND SPECKLES</h3>
<p><span class="smcap">When</span> she first met Miss Kitty Cat face
to face Henrietta Hen exclaimed, "What
a pity!"</p>
<p>Miss Kitty Cat hadn't intended to speak
to Henrietta Hen at all. She didn't care,
as a rule, to have anything to do with
hens. She often remarked that she liked
eggs and she liked chickens; but she never
could see what hens were good for.</p>
<p>Well, when Henrietta Hen spoke to her
like that Miss Kitty Cat paused and stared
at her coolly for a moment or two. Then
she asked in rather a distant tone,
"What's a pity?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_19" id="p_19"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Now, Henrietta Hen seldom knew when
she was snubbed. And goodness knows
people snubbed her often enough, too.
For she was forever making remarks
about their looks. And now she said to
Miss Kitty Cat, "It's a pity your speckles
are so big."</p>
<p>Miss Kitty Cat saw at once that Henrietta
Hen was a vain creature. She had
half a mind to walk on and leave her,
without saying another word to her. Indeed,
Miss Kitty had turned aside to continue
her stroll towards the meadow when
Henrietta Hen spoke to her again.</p>
<p>"Don't you think," Henrietta demanded,
"that speckles should be worn
very small, like mine? Don't you think
yours are too big?"</p>
<p>"I'd rather not talk with you," said
Miss Kitty Cat. "I can see plainly that
we'd never agree."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_20" id="p_20"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, do stop for a while!" Henrietta
Hen besought her. "I love a chat with a
cat," she added with a silly giggle.</p>
<p>Miss Kitty Cat was vexed. She
thought that Henrietta Hen was a tiresome
person.</p>
<p>"Ill stop and have a chat with you,"
Miss Kitty relented, "for it's not often
that I meet a spotted hen. If my speckles
are too big," she went on in an icy tone,
"it is just as true that your spots are altogether
too small."</p>
<p>"Spots!" Henrietta cackled. Like all
empty-headed people, she was quick to
lose her temper. "Spots indeed! I'd
have you know that I haven't any spots.
I'm a speckled beauty—that's what I am.
And if you don't believe it you can ask the
Rooster."</p>
<p>"Perhaps I was mistaken," Miss Kitty
Cat purred. "Anyhow, I'll take <i>your</i><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_21" id="p_21"></SPAN></span>
word about the Specks. I won't bother to
ask the Rooster."</p>
<p>"Ah!" Henrietta Hen exclaimed.
"You're afraid of him! You're afraid
he might want to fight you. And I wish
he would," she screamed at Miss Kitty,
"for it's plain that you're no gentleman."</p>
<p>"Well—I should hope not!" Miss Kitty
Cat gasped.</p>
<p>"I thought you were a gentleman, or I
should never have spoken to you," Henrietta
Hen declared. "When I first saw
you I said to myself, 'Here's a quiet, polite
gentleman! It will be pleasant to
have him living at the farmhouse.' But
I see that I was mistaken."</p>
<p>"You were!" cried Miss Kitty, who
was—to say the least—greatly astonished
by Henrietta's odd remarks. "My name
is Miss Kitty Cat. And what made you<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_22" id="p_22"></SPAN></span>
think I was a gentleman is more than I
can guess."</p>
<p>"<i>Miss!</i>" cried Henrietta. "<i>Miss!</i>
<ins class="transcriber" title="Transcriber’s note: original reads ‘They’.">Then</ins>
why, pray tell me, do you wear those
whiskers?"</p>
<p>Try as she would, Miss Kitty could give
no reason that satisfied Henrietta Hen.
And Henrietta always declared that Miss
Kitty Cat was a strange, strange person.</p>
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<p class="chapter"><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_23" id="p_23"></SPAN></span></p>
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