<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"></SPAN> Chapter VII. How Porthos, Truchen, and Planchet Parted with Each Other on Friendly Terms, Thanks to D’Artagnan.</h2>
<p>There was good living in Planchet’s house. Porthos broke a ladder and two
cherry-trees, stripped the raspberry-bushes, and was only unable to succeed in
reaching the strawberry-beds on account, as he said, of his belt. Truchen, who
had become quite sociable with the giant, said that it was not the belt so much
as his corporation; and Porthos, in a state of the highest delight, embraced
Truchen, who gathered him a pailful of the strawberries, and made him eat them
out of her hands. D’Artagnan, who arrived in the midst of these little
innocent flirtations, scolded Porthos for his indolence, and silently pitied
Planchet. Porthos breakfasted with a very good appetite, and when he had
finished, he said, looking at Truchen, “I could make myself very happy
here.” Truchen smiled at his remark, and so did Planchet, but not without
embarrassment.</p>
<p>D’Artagnan then addressed Porthos: “You must not let the delights
of Capua make you forget the real object of our journey to
Fontainebleau.”</p>
<p>“My presentation to the king?”</p>
<p>“Certainly. I am going to take a turn in the town to get everything ready
for that. Do not think of leaving the house, I beg.”</p>
<p>“Oh, no!” exclaimed Porthos.</p>
<p>Planchet looked at D’Artagnan nervously.</p>
<p>“Will you be away long?” he inquired.</p>
<p>“No, my friend; and this very evening I will release you from two
troublesome guests.”</p>
<p>“Oh! Monsieur d’Artagnan! can you say—”</p>
<p>“No, no; you are a noble-hearted fellow, but your house is very small.
Such a house, with half a dozen acres of land, would be fit for a king, and
make him very happy, too. But you were not born a great lord.”</p>
<p>“No more was M. Porthos,” murmured Planchet.</p>
<p>“But he has become so, my good fellow; his income has been a hundred
thousand francs a year for the last twenty years, and for the last fifty years
Porthos has been the owner of a couple of fists and a backbone, which are not
to be matched throughout the whole realm of France. Porthos is a man of the
very greatest consequence compared to you, and... well, I need say no more, for
I know you are an intelligent fellow.”</p>
<p>“No, no, monsieur, explain what you mean.”</p>
<p>“Look at your orchard, how stripped it is, how empty your larder, your
bedstead broken, your cellar almost exhausted, look too... at Madame
Truchen—”</p>
<p>“Oh! my goodness gracious!” said Planchet.</p>
<p>“Madame Truchen is an excellent person,” continued
D’Artagnan, “but keep her for yourself, do you understand?”
and he slapped him on the shoulder.</p>
<p>Planchet at this moment perceived Porthos and Truchen sitting close together in
an arbor; Truchen, with a grace of manner peculiarly Flemish, was making a pair
of earrings for Porthos out of a double cherry, while Porthos was laughing as
amorously as Samson in the company of Delilah. Planchet pressed
D’Artagnan’s hand, and ran towards the arbor. We must do Porthos
the justice to say that he did not move as they approached, and, very likely,
he did not think he was doing any harm. Nor indeed did Truchen move either,
which rather put Planchet out; but he, too, had been so accustomed to see
fashionable folk in his shop, that he found no difficulty in putting a good
countenance on what seemed disagreeable or rude. Planchet seized Porthos by the
arm, and proposed to go and look at the horses, but Porthos pretended he was
tired. Planchet then suggested that the Baron du Vallon should taste some
noyeau of his own manufacture, which was not to be equaled anywhere; an offer
the baron immediately accepted; and, in this way, Planchet managed to engage
his enemy’s attention during the whole of the day, by dint of sacrificing
his cellar, in preference to his <i>amour propre</i>. Two hours afterwards
D’Artagnan returned.</p>
<p>“Everything is arranged,” he said; “I saw his majesty at the
very moment he was setting off for the chase; the king expects us this
evening.”</p>
<p>“The king expects <i>me!</i>” cried Porthos, drawing himself up. It
is a sad thing to have to confess, but a man’s heart is like an ocean
billow; for, from that very moment Porthos ceased to look at Madame Truchen in
that touching manner which had so softened her heart. Planchet encouraged these
ambitious leanings as best as he could. He talked over, or rather gave
exaggerated accounts of all the splendors of the last reign, its battles,
sieges, and grand court ceremonies. He spoke of the luxurious display which the
English made; the prizes the three brave companions carried off; and how
D’Artagnan, who at the beginning had been the humblest of the four,
finished by becoming the leader. He fired Porthos with a generous feeling of
enthusiasm by reminding him of his early youth now passed away; he boasted as
much as he could of the moral life this great lord had led, and how religiously
he respected the ties of friendship; he was eloquent, and skillful in his
choice of subjects. He tickled Porthos, frightened Truchen, and made
D’Artagnan think. At six o’clock, the musketeer ordered the horses
to be brought round, and told Porthos to get ready. He thanked Planchet for his
kind hospitality, whispered a few words about a post he might succeed in
obtaining for him at court, which immediately raised Planchet in
Truchen’s estimation, where the poor grocer—so good, so generous,
so devoted—had become much lowered ever since the appearance and
comparison with him of the two great gentlemen. Such, however, is a
woman’s nature; they are anxious to possess what they have not got, and
disdain it as soon as it is acquired. After having rendered this service to his
friend Planchet, D’Artagnan said in a low tone of voice to Porthos:
“That is a very beautiful ring you have on your finger.”</p>
<p>“It is worth three hundred pistoles,” said Porthos.</p>
<p>“Madame Truchen will remember you better if you leave her that
ring,” replied D’Artagnan, a suggestion which Porthos seemed to
hesitate to adopt.</p>
<p>“You think it is not beautiful enough, perhaps,” said the
musketeer. “I understand your feelings; a great lord such as you would
not think of accepting the hospitality of an old servant without paying him
most handsomely for it: but I am sure that Planchet is too good-hearted a
fellow to remember that you have an income of a hundred thousand francs a
year.”</p>
<p>“I have more than half a mind,” said Porthos, flattered by the
remark, “to make Madame Truchen a present of my little farm at Bracieux;
it has twelve acres.”</p>
<p>“It is too much, my good Porthos, too much just at present... Keep it for
a future occasion.” He then took the ring off Porthos’s finger, and
approaching Truchen, said to her:—“Madame, monsieur le baron hardly
knows how to entreat you, out of your regard for him, to accept this little
ring. M. du Vallon is one of the most generous and discreet men of my
acquaintance. He wished to offer you a farm that he has at Bracieux, but I
dissuaded him from it.”</p>
<p>“Oh!” said Truchen, looking eagerly at the diamond.</p>
<p>“Monsieur le baron!” exclaimed Planchet, quite overcome.</p>
<p>“My good friend,” stammered out Porthos, delighted at having been
so well represented by D’Artagnan. These several exclamations, uttered at
the same moment, made quite a pathetic winding-up of a day which might have
finished in a very ridiculous manner. But D’Artagnan was there, and, on
every occasion, wheresoever D’Artagnan exercised any control, matters
ended only just in the very way he wished and willed. There were general
embracings; Truchen, whom the baron’s munificence had restored to her
proper position, very timidly, and blushing all the while, presented her
forehead to the great lord with whom she had been on such very pretty terms the
evening before. Planchet himself was overcome by a feeling of genuine humility.
Still, in the same generosity of disposition, Porthos would have emptied his
pockets into the hands of the cook and of Celestin; but D’Artagnan
stopped him.</p>
<p>“No,” he said, “it is now my turn.” And he gave one
pistole to the woman and two to the man; and the benedictions which were
showered down upon them would have rejoiced the heart of Harpagon himself, and
have rendered even him a prodigal.</p>
<p>D’Artagnan made Planchet lead them to the chateau, and introduced Porthos
into his own apartment, where he arrived safely without having been perceived
by those he was afraid of meeting.</p>
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