<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"></SPAN> Chapter V. Planchet’s Country-House.</h2>
<p>The cavaliers looked up, and saw that what Planchet had announced to them was
true. Ten minutes afterwards they were in the street called the Rue de Lyon, on
the opposite side of the hostelry of the Beau Paon. A high hedge of bushy
elders, hawthorn, and wild hops formed an impenetrable fence, behind which rose
a white house, with a high tiled roof. Two of the windows, which were quite
dark, looked upon the street. Between the two, a small door, with a porch
supported by a couple of pillars, formed the entrance to the house. The door
was gained by a step raised a little from the ground. Planchet got off his
horse, as if he intended to knock at the door; but, on second thoughts, he took
hold of his horse by the bridle, and led it about thirty paces further on, his
two companions following him. He then advanced about another thirty paces,
until he arrived at the door of a cart-house, lighted by an iron grating; and,
lifting up a wooden latch, pushed open one of the folding-doors. He entered
first, leading his horse after him by the bridle, into a small courtyard, where
an odor met them which revealed their close vicinity to a stable. “That
smells all right,” said Porthos, loudly, getting off his horse,
“and I almost begin to think I am near my own cows at Pierrefonds.”</p>
<p>“I have only one cow,” Planchet hastened to say modestly.</p>
<p>“And I have thirty,” said Porthos; “or rather, I don’t
exactly know how many I have.”</p>
<p>When the two cavaliers had entered, Planchet fastened the door behind them. In
the meantime, D’Artagnan, who had dismounted with his usual agility,
inhaled the fresh perfumed air with the delight a Parisian feels at the sight
of green fields and fresh foliage, plucked a piece of honeysuckle with one
hand, and of sweet-briar with the other. Porthos clawed hold of some peas which
were twined round poles stuck into the ground, and ate, or rather browsed upon
them, shells and all: and Planchet was busily engaged trying to wake up an old
and infirm peasant, who was fast asleep in a shed, lying on a bed of moss, and
dressed in an old stable suit of clothes. The peasant, recognizing Planchet,
called him “the master,” to the grocer’s great satisfaction.
“Stable the horses well, old fellow, and you shall have something good
for yourself,” said Planchet.</p>
<p>“Yes, yes; fine animals they are too,” said the peasant. “Oh!
they shall have as much as they like.”</p>
<p>“Gently, gently, my man,” said D’Artagnan, “we are
getting on a little too fast. A few oats and a good bed—nothing
more.”</p>
<p>“Some bran and water for my horse,” said Porthos, “for it is
very warm, I think.”</p>
<p>“Don’t be afraid, gentlemen,” replied Planchet; “Daddy
Celestin is an old gendarme, who fought at Ivry. He knows all about horses; so
come into the house.” And he led the way along a well-sheltered walk,
which crossed a kitchen-garden, then a small paddock, and came out into a
little garden behind the house, the principal front of which, as we have
already noticed, faced the street. As they approached, they could see, through
two open windows on the ground floor, which led into a sitting-room, the
interior of Planchet’s residence. This room, softly lighted by a lamp
placed on the table, seemed, from the end of the garden, like a smiling image
of repose, comfort, and happiness. In every direction where the rays of light
fell, whether upon a piece of old china, or upon an article of furniture
shining from excessive neatness, or upon the weapons hanging against the wall,
the soft light was softly reflected; and its rays seemed to linger everywhere
upon something or another, agreeable to the eye. The lamp which lighted the
room, whilst the foliage of jasmine and climbing roses hung in masses from the
window-frames, splendidly illuminated a damask table-cloth as white as snow.
The table was laid for two persons. Amber-colored wine sparkled in a long
cut-glass bottle; and a large jug of blue china, with a silver lid, was filled
with foaming cider. Near the table, in a high-backed armchair, reclined, fast
asleep, a woman of about thirty years of age, her face the very picture of
health and freshness. Upon her knees lay a large cat, with her paws folded
under her, and her eyes half-closed, purring in that significant manner which,
according to feline habits, indicates perfect contentment. The two friends
paused before the window in complete amazement, while Planchet, perceiving
their astonishment, was in no little degree secretly delighted at it.</p>
<p>“Ah! Planchet, you rascal,” said D’Artagnan, “I now
understand your absences.”</p>
<p>“Oh, oh! there is some white linen!” said Porthos, in his turn, in
a voice of thunder. At the sound of this gigantic voice, the cat took flight,
the housekeeper woke up with a start, and Planchet, assuming a gracious air,
introduced his two companions into the room, where the table was already laid.</p>
<p>“Permit me, my dear,” he said, “to present to you Monsieur le
Chevalier d’Artagnan, my patron.” D’Artagnan took the
lady’s hand in his in the most courteous manner, and with precisely the
same chivalrous air as he would have taken Madame’s.</p>
<p>“Monsieur le Baron du Vallon de Bracieux de Pierrefonds,” added
Planchet. Porthos bowed with a reverence which Anne of Austria would have
approved of.</p>
<p>It was then Planchet’s turn, and he unhesitatingly embraced the lady in
question, not, however, until he had made a sign as if requesting
D’Artagnan’s and Porthos’s permission, a permission as a
matter of course frankly conceded. D’Artagnan complimented Planchet, and
said, “You are indeed a man who knows how to make life agreeable.”</p>
<p>“Life, monsieur,” said Planchet, laughing, “is capital which
a man ought to invest as sensibly as he possibly can.”</p>
<p>“And you get very good interest for yours,” said Porthos, with a
burst of laughter like a peal of thunder.</p>
<p>Planchet turned to his housekeeper. “You have before you,” he said
to her, “the two gentlemen who influenced the greatest, gayest, grandest
portion of my life. I have spoken to you about them both very
frequently.”</p>
<p>“And about two others as well,” said the lady, with a very decided
Flemish accent.</p>
<p>“Madame is Dutch?” inquired D’Artagnan. Porthos curled his
mustache, a circumstance which was not lost upon D’Artagnan, who noticed
everything.</p>
<p>“I am from Antwerp,” said the lady.</p>
<p>“And her name is Madame Getcher,” said Planchet.</p>
<p>“You should not call her madame,” said D’Artagnan.</p>
<p>“Why not?” asked Planchet.</p>
<p>“Because it would make her seem older every time you call her so.”</p>
<p>“Well, I call her Truchen.”</p>
<p>“And a very pretty name too,” said Porthos.</p>
<p>“Truchen,” said Planchet, “came to me from Flanders with her
virtue and two thousand florins. She ran away from a brute of a husband who was
in the habit of beating her. Being myself a Picard born, I was always very fond
of the Artesian women, and it is only a step from Artois to Flanders; she came
crying bitterly to her godfather, my predecessor in the Rue des Lombards; she
placed her two thousand florins in my establishment, which I have turned to
very good account, and which have brought her in ten thousand.”</p>
<p>“Bravo, Planchet.”</p>
<p>“She is free and well off; she has a cow, a maid servant and old Celestin
at her orders; she mends my linen, knits my winter stockings; she only sees me
every fortnight, and seems to make herself in all things tolerably happy.</p>
<p>“And indeed, gentlemen, I <i>am</i> very happy and comfortable,”
said Truchen, with perfect ingenuousness.</p>
<p>Porthos began to curl the other side of his mustache. “The deuce,”
thought D’Artagnan, “can Porthos have any intentions in that
quarter?”</p>
<p>In the meantime Truchen had set her cook to work, had laid the table for two
more, and covered it with every possible delicacy that could convert a light
supper into a substantial meal, a meal into a regular feast. Fresh butter, salt
beef, anchovies, tunny, a shopful of Planchet’s commodities, fowls,
vegetables, salad, fish from the pond and the river, game from the
forest—all the produce, in fact, of the province. Moreover, Planchet
returned from the cellar, laden with ten bottles of wine, the glass of which
could hardly be seen for the thick coating of dust which covered them.
Porthos’s heart began to expand as he said, “I am hungry,”
and he sat himself beside Madame Truchen, whom he looked at in the most killing
manner. D’Artagnan seated himself on the other side of her, while
Planchet, discreetly and full of delight, took his seat opposite.</p>
<p>“Do not trouble yourselves,” he said, “if Truchen should
leave the table now and then during supper; for she will have to look after
your bedrooms.”</p>
<p>In fact, the housekeeper made her escape quite frequently, and they could hear,
on the first floor above them, the creaking of the wooden bedsteads and the
rolling of the castors on the floor. While this was going on, the three men,
Porthos especially, ate and drank gloriously,—it was wonderful to see
them. The ten full bottles were ten empty ones by the time Truchen returned
with the cheese. D’Artagnan still preserved his dignity and
self-possession, but Porthos had lost a portion of his; and the mirth soon
began to grow somewhat uproarious. D’Artagnan recommended a new descent
into the cellar, and, as Planchet no longer walked with the steadiness of a
well-trained foot-soldier, the captain of the musketeers proposed to accompany
him. They set off, humming songs wild enough to frighten anybody who might be
listening. Truchen remained behind at table with Porthos. While the two
wine-bibbers were looking behind the firewood for what they wanted, a sharp
report was heard like the impact of a pair of lips on a lady’s cheek.</p>
<p>“Porthos fancies himself at La Rochelle,” thought D’Artagnan,
as they returned freighted with bottles. Planchet was singing so loudly that he
was incapable of noticing anything. D’Artagnan, whom nothing ever
escaped, remarked how much redder Truchen’s left cheek was than her
right. Porthos was sitting on Truchen’s left, and was curling with both
his hands both sides of his mustache at once, and Truchen was looking at him
with a most bewitching smile. The sparkling wine of Anjou very soon produced a
remarkable effect upon the three companions. D’Artagnan had hardly
strength enough left to take a candlestick to light Planchet up his own
staircase. Planchet was pulling Porthos along, who was following Truchen, who
was herself jovial enough. It was D’Artagnan who found out the rooms and
the beds. Porthos threw himself into the one destined for him, after his friend
had undressed him. D’Artagnan got into his own bed, saying to himself,
“<i>Mordioux!</i> I had made up my mind never to touch that light-colored
wine, which brings my early camp days back again. Fie! fie! if my musketeers
were only to see their captain in such a state.” And drawing the curtains
of his bed, he added, “Fortunately enough, though, they will not see
me.”</p>
<p>“The country is very amusing,” said Porthos, stretching out his
legs, which passed through the wooden footboard, and made a tremendous crash,
of which, however, no one in the house was capable of taking the slightest
notice. By two o’clock in the morning every one was fast asleep.</p>
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