<h2 id="c7">CHAPTER VII <br/><span class="small">REAL GHOSTS</span></h2>
<p>“That explains the basket!” exclaimed Dorothy,
suddenly.</p>
<p>“How can they do it!” Mabel giggled excitedly.</p>
<p>“They can’t,” Dorothy replied, calmly, “they’ll
simply get in a mess—soot and things, you know.”</p>
<p>“Let’s run. I’m too excited to breathe! I
know something dreadful is bound to happen!”
And Mabel clutched Dorothy’s arm.</p>
<p>“And leave the boys to their fate? No, indeed,
we’ll see the prank through, since we walked into
it,” Dorothy said, determinedly.</p>
<p>Mabel laughed nervously, and looked at Dorothy
in puzzled impatience. “I always believe in
running while there’s time,” she explained.</p>
<p>Music, sweet and low, floated out on the still,
cold air of the night, and the wedding guests, in
trailing gowns of silver and lace and soft satins,
stood in laughing groups, all eyes turned toward
the broad staircase.</p>
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<p>“How quiet it’s become; everyone has stopped
talking,” whispered Mabel, in Dorothy’s ear.</p>
<p>“How peculiarly they are all staring! But of
course it must be exciting just before the bride
appears,” murmured Dorothy, in answer.</p>
<p>“Oh, there comes the bride!” cried Mabel.
“Isn’t she sweet!”</p>
<p>“It’s a stunt to trail downstairs that way—like
a summer breeze. How beautifully gauzy she
looks!” sighed Dorothy.</p>
<p>The eyes of the guests were turned half in wonder
toward the old chimney place, and half smilingly
toward the bride. On came the bride, tall
and slender and leaning gracefully on her father’s
arm, straight toward the tall mantel in the chimney
place, which was lavishly banked with palms and
flowers, and the minister began reading the ceremony.</p>
<p>“Hey! Let go there!” Ned’s muffled voice
floated above the heads of the wedding guests,
who stood aghast.</p>
<p>“You’re stuck all right, old chap,” came the consoling
voice of Nat in a ghostly whisper.</p>
<p>Sounds of half-smothered, weird laughter—or
so the laughter seemed to the guests—filled the air.
The bridegroom flushed and looked quickly at his
bride, who clung to her father’s arm, pale with
fright. The minister alone was calm.</p>
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<p>As the bridegroom’s clear answer: “I will”
came to the ears of Dorothy and Mabel out on
the porch, a creepy sound issued from the great
fireplace. The newly-made husband kissed his
bride, and the guests moved back.</p>
<p>Dorothy leaned eagerly forward to catch a
glimpse of the radiantly smiling bride. Just then
a tall palm wavered, fell to the floor with a crash,
and in falling, carried vases and jars of flowers
with it, and the ghostly laughter could be plainly
heard by all.</p>
<p>All the tales that had been told of the haunted
house came vividly before each guest. There were
feminine screams, a confused rush for the hallway,
and in two seconds the wedding festivities
were in an uproar. The bride sank to the floor,
and with white, upturned face, lay unconscious.</p>
<p>The men of the party with one thought jumped
to the fireplace, and Ned was dragged, by way of
the chimney, into the room. Completely dazed,
utterly chagrined, and looking altogether foolish,
he sat in a round, high basket, his knees crushed
under his chin, the clown’s cap rakishly hanging
over one ear, his face unrecognizable in its thick
coating of cobwebs and soot.</p>
<p>“Oh, we’re so sorry,” Dorothy’s eager young
voice broke upon the hushed crowd, as she ran into
the room, with Mabel behind her.</p>
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<p>Ned stared open-mouthed at the gaily-dressed
people. It had happened so suddenly, and was so
far from what he had planned, that he could not
get himself in hand.</p>
<p>“Good gracious!” exclaimed the bride’s father,
pacing up and down, “can’t someone get order
out of this chaos?”</p>
<p>The bridegroom was chafing the small white
hands of his bride, and the guests stepped away to
give her air. The wedding finery lay limp and
draggled. Dorothy stifled a moan as she looked.
Quickly jumping out of the crowd she left the
room. Mabel stood still, uncertain as to what to
do. At the long French windows appeared Nat,
Ted and Gus, grotesque in their make-ups and
trying in vain to appear as serious as the situation
demanded.</p>
<p>“Step in here!” commanded the father, and
the boys meekly stepped in. A brother of the bride
held Ned firmly by the arm. “Now, young scallywags,
explain yourselves!”</p>
<p>It was an easy thing for the irate father to demand,
but it completely upset the boys. They
couldn’t explain themselves.</p>
<p>In an awed whisper, Ned ventured an explanation:
“We only wanted to keep up the reputation
of the house.”</p>
<p>“And the basket stuck,” eagerly helped out Ted.
“We just thought we would whisper mysteriously
and—and cough—or something,” and Ned tried
to free himself from the grip on his arm.</p>
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<p>“It was wider than we thought and the basket
kept going down——” Nat’s voice was hoarse, but
he couldn’t control his mirth.</p>
<p>“The rope slipped some—and the basket stuck——”
Ted’s voice was brimming over with apologies.</p>
<p>“Naturally, we would have entered by the front
door,” politely explained Gus, “had we foreseen
this.”</p>
<p>“You see it stuck,” persisted Ted, apparently
unable to remember anything but that awful fact.</p>
<p>“Then it really wasn’t spooks,” asked a tall,
dark-haired girl, as she joined the group.</p>
<p>One by one the guests gingerly returned to the
room and stood about, staring in amusement at
the boys. The cool, though severe stares of the
ladies were harder to bear than any rough treatment
that might be accorded them by the men.
Against the latter they could defend themselves,
but, as Ned suddenly realized, there is no defence
for mere man against the amused stare of a lady.</p>
<p>“It certainly could be slated at police headquarters
as ‘entering’,” calmly said a stout man,
taking in every detail of the boys’ costumes. “Disturbing
the peace and several other things.”</p>
<p>“With intent to do malicious mischief,” the
man who spoke balanced himself on his heels and
swung a chrysanthemum to and fro by the stem.</p>
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<p>The minister was walking uneasily about. The
bride was on a sofa where she had been lifted to
come out of her faint.</p>
<p>In a burst of impatience Ted whispered to Mabel,
whom, for some reason, he did not appear at
all surprised to see there: “Where’s Dorothy?”</p>
<p>Mabel, scared and perplexed, shook her head
solemnly. But, as if in answer to the question,
Dorothy rushed into the room, her cheeks aglow,
her hair flying wildly about, and behind her walked
Dr. Gray.</p>
<p>Dr. Gray’s kindly smile beamed on the little
bride, and he soon brought her around. Sitting up,
she burst into a peal of merry laughter.</p>
<p>“What, pray tell me, are they?” she demanded,
pointing at the boys. She was still white, but her
eyes danced, and her small white teeth gleamed
between red lips.</p>
<p>“My cousins,” bravely answered Dorothy.
Everyone laughed, and the boys, in evident relief,
shouted.</p>
<p>“You’ve come to my wedding!” exclaimed the
bride.</p>
<p>“Kind of ’em; wasn’t it?” said the bridegroom,
sneeringly.</p>
<p>“But we’re going now,” quickly replied Dorothy,
with great dignity.</p>
<p>“Why?” asked the bride with wide open eyes.
“Since you are not really spooky creatures, stay
for the dancing.”</p>
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<p>“We’re terribly thankful you are not ghosts,”
chirped a fluffy bridesmaid.</p>
<p>“You see if you had really been spooks,”
laughed the bride, “everyone would have shrieked
at me that horrible phrase, ‘I told you so,’ because
you know I insisted upon being married in this
house, just to defy superstition.”</p>
<p>“Just think what you’ve saved us!” said the
tall, dark-haired girl.</p>
<p>“Of course if it will be any accommodation,”
awkwardly put in Ned, “we’ll dance.” He
thought he had said the perfectly polite thing.</p>
<p>“He’s going to dance for us!” cried the tall
girl, to the others in the hall, and everyone crowded
in.</p>
<p>An hour later, trudging home in the bright
moonlight, Dorothy sighed: “Weren’t they wonderful!”</p>
<p>“It was decent of them to let us stay and have
such fun,” commented Ned.</p>
<p>“And such eats!” mused Nat. And Nat and
Ned, with a strangle hold on each other, waltzed
down the road.</p>
<p>Happy, but completely tired, the boys and girls
plowed through the snow, homeward bound.</p>
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