<SPAN name="chap5"></SPAN><h2>CHAPTER V</h2>
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<p>PREPARING FOR THE PLUNGE</p>
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<p>John Merrick lived with the Doyles at their
Willing Square apartments. There were but two
of the Doyles—Patricia and her father, Major
Doyle, a tall, handsome, soldierly man with
white moustache and hair. The Major was
noted as a "character," a keen wit and a most
agreeable type of the "old Irish gentleman." He
fairly worshipped his daughter, and no one
blamed him for it. His business, as special agent
and manager for his brother-in-law's millions,
kept the Major closely occupied and afforded
John Merrick opportunity to spend his days as be
pleased. The rich man was supposed to be "retired,"
yet the care of his investments and income
was no light task, as the Major found.</p>
<p>We are accustomed to regard extreme wealth as
the result of hard-headed shrewdness, not wholly
divorced from unscrupulous methods, yet no one
could accuse John Merrick or his representative
with being other than kindly, simple-hearted and
honest. Uncle John says that he never intended
to "get rich"; it was all the result of carelessness.
He had been so immersed in business that he
failed to notice how fast his fortune was growing.
When he awoke to a realization of his immense
accumulation he promptly retired, appointing Major
Doyle to look after his investments and seeking
personal leisure after many years of hard
work. He instructed his agent to keep his income
from growing into more capital by rendering wise
assistance to all worthy charities and individuals,
and this, as you may suppose, the Major found a
herculean task. Often he denounced Uncle John
for refusing to advise him, claiming that the millionaire
had selfishly thrust the burden of his
wealth on the Major's broad shoulders. While
there was an element of truth in this the burden
it was not so heavy as to make the old soldier unhappy,
and the two men loved and respected one
another with manly cordiality.</p>
<p>Patricia was recognized as Uncle John's favorite
niece and it was understood she was to inherit
the bulk of his property, although some millions
might be divided between Beth and Louise
"if they married wisely." Neither Uncle John
nor the Major ever seemed to consider Patsy's
marrying; she was such a child that wedlock for
her seemed a remote possibility.</p>
<p>The Sunday afternoon following Diana Von
Taer's visit to the three nieces found the girls all
congregated in Patsy's own room, where an earnest
discussion was being conducted. That left
Uncle John to take his after-dinner nap in the big
Morris chair in the living room, where Major
Doyle sat smoking-sulkily while he gazed from the
window and begrudged the moments Patsy was
being kept from him.</p>
<p>Finally the door opened and the three girls
trooped out.</p>
<p>"Huh! Is the conspiracy all cut-an'-dried?"
growled the Major.</p>
<p>Uncle John woke up with a final snort, removed
the newspaper from his face and sat up. He
smiled benignantly upon his nieces.</p>
<p>"It's all your fault, sor!" declared Major Doyle,
selecting the little millionaire as the safest recipient
of his displeasure. "Your foolishness has
involved us all in this dreadful complication.
Why on earth couldn't you leave well-enough
alone?"</p>
<p>Uncle John received the broadside with tolerant
equanimity.</p>
<p>"What's wrong; my dears?" he enquired, directing
his mild glance toward the bevy of young
girls.</p>
<p>"I am unaware that anything is wrong, Uncle,"
replied Louise gravely. "But since we are about
to make our debut in society it is natural we
should have many things to discuss that would
prove quite uninteresting to men. Really, Uncle
John, this is a great event—perhaps the most important
event of our lives."</p>
<p>"Shucks an' shoestrings!" grunted the Major.
"What's in this paper-shelled, painted, hollow
thing ye call 'society' to interest three healthy,
wide-awake girls? Tell me that!"</p>
<p>"You don't understand, dear," said Patsy,
soothing him with a kiss.</p>
<p>"I think he does," remarked Beth, with meditative
brows. "Modern society is a man-made—or
woman-made—condition, to a large extent
artificial, selfish and unwholesome."</p>
<p>"Oh, Beth!" protested Louise. "You're talking
like a rank socialist. I can understand common
people sneering at society, which is so far
out of their reach; but a girl about to be accepted
in the best circles has no right to rail at her own
caste."</p>
<p>"There can be no caste in America," declared
Beth, stubbornly.</p>
<p>"But there <i>is</i> caste in America, and will be so
long as the exclusiveness of society is recognized
by the people at large," continued Louise. "If it
is a 'man-made condition' isn't it the most respected,
most refined, most desirable condition that
one may attain to?"</p>
<p>"There are plenty of honest and happy people in
the world who ignore society altogether," answered
Beth. "It strikes me that your social stars
are mighty few in the broad firmament of
humanity."</p>
<p>"But they're stars, for all that, dear," said
Uncle John, smiling at her with a hint of approval
in his glance, yet picking up the argument; "and
they look mighty big and bright to the crowd below.
It's quite natural. You can't keep individuals
from gaining distinction, even in America.
There are few generals in an army, for instance;
and they're 'man-made'; but that's no reason the
generals ain't entitled to our admiration."</p>
<p>"Let's admire 'em, then—from a distance," retorted
the Major, realizing the military simile was
employed to win his sympathy.</p>
<p>"Certain things, my dear Major, are naturally
dear to a girl's heart," continued Uncle John,
musingly; "and we who are not girls have no
right to condemn their natural longings. Girls
love dancing, pink teas and fudge-parties, and
where can they find 'em in all their perfection but
in high society? Girls love admiration and flirtations—you
do, my dears; you can't deny it--and
the male society swells have the most time to devote
to such things. Girls love pretty dresses—"</p>
<p>"Oh, Uncle! you've hit the nail on the head
now," exclaimed Patsy, laughing. "We must all
have new gowns for this reception, and as we're
to assist Miss Von Taer the dresses must harmonize,
so to speak, and—and—"</p>
<p>"And be quite suited to the occasion," broke in
Louise; "and—"</p>
<p>"And wear our lives out with innumerable fittings,"
concluded Beth, gloomily.</p>
<p>"But why new dresses?" demanded the Major.
"You've plenty of old ones that are clean and
pretty, I'm sure; and our Patsy had one from the
dressmaker only last week that's fit for a queen."</p>
<p>"Oh, Daddy! you don't understand," laughed
Patsy.</p>
<p>"This time, Major, I fear you don't," agreed
Beth. "Your convictions regarding society may
be admirable, but you're weak on the gown question."</p>
<p>"If the women would only listen to me," began
the Major, dictatorially; but Uncle John cut him
short.</p>
<p>"They won't, sir; they'll listen to no man when
it comes to dressmaking."</p>
<p>"Don't they dress to captivate the men, then?"
asked the Major, with fine sarcasm.</p>
<p>"Not at all," answered Louise, loftily. "Men
seldom know what a woman has on, if she looks
nice; but women take in every detail of dress
and criticise it severely if anything happens to be
out of date, ill fitting or in bad taste."</p>
<p>"Then they're in bad taste themselves!" retorted
the Major, hotly.</p>
<p>"Tut-tut, sir; who are you to criticise woman's
ways?" asked Uncle John, much amused. The
Major was silenced, but he glared as if unconvinced.</p>
<p>"Dressmaking is a nuisance," remarked Beth,
placidly; "but it's the penalty we pay for being
women."</p>
<p>"You're nothing but slips o' girls, not out of
your teens," grumbled the Major. And no one
paid any attention to him.</p>
<p>"We want to do you credit, Uncle John," said
Patsy, brightly. "Perhaps our names will be in
the papers."</p>
<p>"They're there already," announced Mr. Merrick,
picking up the Sunday paper that lay beside
him.</p>
<p>A chorus of exclamations was followed by a
dive for the paper, and even the Major smiled
grimly as he observed the three girlish heads close
together and three pair of eager eyes scanning
swiftly the society columns.</p>
<p>"Here it is!" cried Patsy, dancing up and down
like a school-girl; and Louise read in a dignified
voice—which trembled slightly with excitement
and pleasure—the following item:</p>
<p>"Miss Von Taer will receive next Thursday
evening at the family mansion in honor
of Miss Merrick, Miss Doyle and Miss De
Graf. These three charming <i>debutantes</i> are
nieces of John Merrick, the famous tin-plate
magnate."</p>
<p>"Phoo!" growled the Major, during the impressive
hush that followed; "that's it, exactly. Your
names are printed because you're John Merrick's
nieces. If it hadn't been for tin-plate, my dears,
society never would 'a' known ye at all, at all!"</p>
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