<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></SPAN>Billy and the Book</h2>
<p>One day last Winter in
New York I attended
a police court on a
side street, just off
lower Broadway. I was
waiting to see my old
friend Rosenfeld in the
Equitable Life Building,
but as his office
didn’t open up until nine o’clock, I put
in my time at the police court.</p>
<p>There was the usual assortment of drunks,
petty thieves—male and female, black,
white and coffee-colored—disorderlies,
vagabonds and a man in full-dress suit
and a wide expanse of dull ecru shirt-bosom.</p>
<p>The place was stuffy, foul-smelling, and
reeked with a stale combination of tobacco
and beer and patchouli, and tears, curses,
fear and promises unkept.</p>
<p>The Judge turned things off, but without
haste. He showed more patience and
consideration than one usually sees on
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="page98" id="page98">[Pg 98]</SPAN></span>
the bench. His judgments seemed to be
gentle and just.</p>
<p>The courtroom was clearing, and I started
to go.</p>
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<p>As I was passing down the icy steps a
piping child’s voice called to me, “Mister,
please give me a lift!”</p>
<p>There at the foot of the steps, standing
in the snow, was a slender slip of a girl,
yellow and earnest, say ten years old,
with a shawl pinned over her head. She
held in her hand a rope, and this rope
was tied to a hand-sled. On this sled
sat a little boy, shivering, dumpy and
depressed, his bare red hands clutching
the seat.</p>
<p>“Mister, I say, please give me a lift!”</p>
<p>“Sure!” I said.</p>
<p>It was a funny sight.</p>
<p>This girl seemed absolutely unconscious
of herself. She was not at all abashed, and
very much in earnest about something.</p>
<p>Evidently she had watched the people
coming out and had waited until one
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="page99" id="page99">[Pg 99]</SPAN></span>
appeared that she thought safe to call
on for help.</p>
<p>“Of course I’ll give you a lift—what is
it you want me to do?”</p>
<p>“I’ve got to go inside and see the Judge.
It’s about my brudder here. He is six,
goin’ on seven, and they sent him home
from school ’cause they said he wasn’t
old enough. I’m going to have that teacher
’rested. I’ve got the Bible here that says
he’s six years old. If you’ll carry the book
I’ll bring Billy and the sled!”</p>
<p>“Where is the Bible?” I asked.</p>
<p>“Billy’s settin’ on it.”</p>
<p>It was a big,
black, greasy Family Bible, evidently a
relic of better days. It had probably been
hidden under the bed for safety.</p>
<p>The girl grappled the sled with one hand,
and with the other Billy’s little red fist.</p>
<p>I followed, carrying the big, black, greasy
Family Bible.</p>
<p>Evidently this girl had been here before.
She walked around the end of the judicial
bar, and laid down the sled. Then she took
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="page100" id="page100">[Pg 100]</SPAN></span>
the Bible out of my hands. It was about
all she could do to lift it.</p>
<p>In a shrill, piping voice, full of business,
and very much in earnest, she addressed
the Judge: “I say, Mister Judge, they
sent my brudder Billy away from school,
they did. He’s six, goin’ on seven, and I
want that teacher ’rested and brought here
so you can tell her to let Billy go to school.
Here is our Family Bible—you can see for
yourself how old Billy is!”</p>
<p>The Judge adjusted his glasses, stared,
and exclaimed, “God bless my soul!”</p>
<p>Then he called a big, blue-coated officer
over and said: “Mike, you go with this
little girl and her brother, and tell that
teacher, if possible, to allow the boy to
go to school; that I say he is old enough.
You understand! If you do not succeed,
come back and tell me why.”</p>
<p>The officer smiled and saluted.</p>
<p>The big policeman took the little boy in
his arms. The girl carried the sled, and
I followed with the Family Bible.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="page101" id="page101">[Pg 101]</SPAN></span>
The officer looked at me—“Newspaper
man, I s’pose?”</p>
<p>“Yes,” I said.</p>
<p>“What paper?”</p>
<p>“The American.”</p>
<p>“It’s the best ever.”</p>
<p>“I think so—possibly with a few exceptions.”</p>
<p>“She’s the queerest lot yet, is this kid,”
and the big bluecoat jerked his thumb
toward the girl.</p>
<p>I suggested that we go
to the restaurant across the way and get
a bite of something to eat.</p>
<p>“I’m not hungry,” said the officer, “but
the youngsters look as if they hadn’t et
since day before yesterday.”</p>
<p>We lined up at the counter.</p>
<p>The officer drank two cups of coffee and
ate a ham sandwich, two hard-boiled eggs,
a plate of cakes and a piece of pie.</p>
<p>The girl and her brother each had a plate
of cakes, a piece of pie and a glass of milk.</p>
<p>“What’s yours?” asked the waiter.</p>
<p>“Same,” said I.</p>
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As I did not care for the cakes, the officer
cleaned the plate for me.</p>
<p>I didn’t have time to go to the school,
but the officer assured me that he would
“fix it,” and he winked knowingly, as if
he had looked after such things before.
He was kind, but determined, and I had
confidence he would see that the little
boy was duly admitted.</p>
<p>I started up the street alone.</p>
<p>They went the other way. The officer
carried the little boy.</p>
<p>The girl with the shawl over her head
followed, pulling the hand-sled, and on the
sled rested the big, black Family Bible. I
lost sight of them as they turned the corner.</p>
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<p class="cintro">
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="page104" id="page104">[Pg 104]</SPAN></span>
An act is only a crystallized thought.</p>
<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="page105" id="page105">[Pg 105]</SPAN></span>
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