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<h3> CHAPTER IX </h3>
<h3> DOC HAS A MISADVENTURE </h3>
<p>"The war will not be over before next spring now," said Dr. Blythe,
when it became apparent that the long battle of the Aisne had resulted
in a stalemate.</p>
<p>Rilla was murmuring "knit four, purl one" under her breath, and rocking
the baby's cradle with one foot. Morgan disapproved of cradles for
babies but Susan did not, and it was worth while to make some slight
sacrifice of principle to keep Susan in good humour. She laid down her
knitting for a moment and said, "Oh, how can we bear it so long?"—then
picked up her sock and went on. The Rilla of two months before would
have rushed off to Rainbow Valley and cried.</p>
<p>Miss Oliver sighed and Mrs. Blythe clasped her hands for a moment. Then
Susan said briskly, "Well, we must just gird up our loins and pitch in.
Business as usual is England's motto, they tell me, Mrs. Dr. dear, and
I have taken it for mine, not thinking I could easily find a better. I
shall make the same kind of pudding today I always make on Saturday. It
is a good deal of trouble to make, and that is well, for it will employ
my thoughts. I will remember that Kitchener is at the helm and Joffer
is doing very well for a Frenchman. I shall get that box of cake off to
little Jem and finish that pair of socks today likewise. A sock a day
is my allowance. Old Mrs. Albert Mead of Harbour Head manages a pair
and a half a day but she has nothing to do but knit. You know, Mrs. Dr.
dear, she has been bed-rid for years and she has been worrying terrible
because she was no good to anybody and a dreadful expense, and yet
could not die and be out of the way. And now they tell me she is quite
chirked up and resigned to living because there is something she can
do, and she knits for the soldiers from daylight to dark. Even Cousin
Sophia has taken to knitting, Mrs. Dr. dear, and it is a good thing,
for she cannot think of quite so many doleful speeches to make when her
hands are busy with her needles instead of being folded on her stomach.
She thinks we will all be Germans this time next year but I tell her it
will take more than a year to make a German out of me. Do you know that
Rick MacAllister has enlisted, Mrs. Dr. dear? And they say Joe Milgrave
would too, only he is afraid that if he does that Whiskers-on-the-moon
will not let him have Miranda. Whiskers says that he will believe the
stories of German atrocities when he sees them, and that it is a good
thing that Rangs Cathedral has been destroyed because it was a Roman
Catholic church. Now, I am not a Roman Catholic, Mrs. Dr. dear, being
born and bred a good Presbyterian and meaning to live and die one, but
I maintain that the Catholics have as good a right to their churches as
we have to ours and that the Huns had no kind of business to destroy
them. Just think, Mrs. Dr. dear," concluded Susan pathetically, "how we
would feel if a German shell knocked down the spire of our church here
in the glen, and I'm sure it is every bit as bad to think of Rangs
cathedral being hammered to pieces."</p>
<p>And, meanwhile, everywhere, the lads of the world rich and poor, low
and high, white and brown, were following the Piper's call.</p>
<p>"Even Billy Andrews' boy is going—and Jane's only son—and Diana's
little Jack," said Mrs. Blythe. "Priscilla's son has gone from Japan
and Stella's from Vancouver—and both the Rev. Jo's boys. Philippa
writes that her boys 'went right away, not being afflicted with her
indecision.'"</p>
<p>"Jem says that he thinks they will be leaving very soon now, and that
he will not be able to get leave to come so far before they go, as they
will have to start at a few hours' notice," said the doctor, passing
the letter to his wife.</p>
<p>"That is not fair," said Susan indignantly. "Has Sir Sam Hughes no
regard for our feelings? The idea of whisking that blessed boy away to
Europe without letting us even have a last glimpse of him! If I were
you, doctor dear, I would write to the papers about it."</p>
<p>"Perhaps it is as well," said the disappointed mother. "I don't believe
I could bear another parting from him—now that I know the war will not
be over as soon as we hoped when he left first. Oh, if only—but no, I
won't say it! Like Susan and Rilla," concluded Mrs. Blythe, achieving a
laugh, "I am determined to be a heroine."</p>
<p>"You're all good stuff," said the doctor, "I'm proud of my women folk.
Even Rilla here, my 'lily of the field,' is running a Red Cross Society
full blast and saving a little life for Canada. That's a good piece of
work. Rilla, daughter of Anne, what are you going to call your
war-baby?"</p>
<p>"I'm waiting to hear from Jim Anderson," said Rilla. "He may want to
name his own child."</p>
<p>But as the autumn weeks went by no word came from Jim Anderson, who had
never been heard from since he sailed from Halifax, and to whom the
fate of wife and child seemed a matter of indifference. Eventually
Rilla decided to call the baby James, and Susan opined that Kitchener
should be added thereto. So James Kitchener Anderson became the
possessor of a name somewhat more imposing than himself. The Ingleside
family promptly shortened it to Jims, but Susan obstinately called him
"Little Kitchener" and nothing else.</p>
<p>"Jims is no name for a Christian child, Mrs. Dr. dear," she said
disapprovingly. "Cousin Sophia says it is too flippant, and for once I
consider she utters sense, though I would not please her by openly
agreeing with her. As for the child, he is beginning to look something
like a baby, and I must admit that Rilla is wonderful with him, though
I would not pamper pride by saying so to her face. Mrs. Dr. dear, I
shall never, no never, forget the first sight I had of that infant,
lying in that big soup tureen, rolled up in dirty flannel. It is not
often that Susan Baker is flabbergasted, but flabbergasted I was then,
and that you may tie to. For one awful moment I thought my mind had
given way and that I was seeing visions. Then thinks I, 'No, I never
heard of anyone having a vision of a soup tureen, so it must be real at
least,' and I plucked up confidence. When I heard the doctor tell Rilla
that she must take care of the baby I thought he was joking, for I did
not believe for a minute she would or could do it. But you see what has
happened and it is making a woman of her. When we have to do a thing,
Mrs. Dr. dear, we can do it."</p>
<p>Susan added another proof to this concluding dictum of hers one day in
October. The doctor and his wife were away. Rilla was presiding over
Jims' afternoon siesta upstairs, purling four and knitting one with
ceaseless vim. Susan was seated on the back veranda, shelling beans,
and Cousin Sophia was helping her. Peace and tranquility brooded over
the Glen; the sky was fleeced over with silvery, shining clouds.
Rainbow Valley lay in a soft, autumnal haze of fairy purple. The maple
grove was a burning bush of colour and the hedge of sweet-briar around
the kitchen yard was a thing of wonder in its subtle tintings. It did
not seem that strife could be in the world, and Susan's faithful heart
was lulled into a brief forgetfulness, although she had lain awake most
of the preceding night thinking of little Jem far out on the Atlantic,
where the great fleet was carrying Canada's first army across the
ocean. Even Cousin Sophia looked less melancholy than usual and
admitted that there was not much fault to be found in the day, although
there was no doubt it was a weather-breeder and there would be an awful
storm on its heels.</p>
<p>"Things is too calm to last," she said.</p>
<p>As if in confirmation of her assertion, a most unearthly din suddenly
arose behind them. It was quite impossible to describe the confused
medley of bangs and rattles and muffled shrieks and yowls that
proceeded from the kitchen, accompanied by occasional crashes. Susan
and Cousin Sophia stared at each other in dismay.</p>
<p>"What upon airth has bruk loose in there?" gasped Cousin Sophia.</p>
<p>"It must be that Hyde-cat gone clean mad at last," muttered Susan. "I
have always expected it."</p>
<p>Rilla came flying out of the side door of the living-room.</p>
<p>"What has happened?" she demanded.</p>
<p>"It is beyond me to say, but that possessed beast of yours is evidently
at the bottom of it," said Susan. "Do not go near him, at least. I will
open the door and peep in. There goes some more of the crockery. I have
always said that the devil was in him and that I will tie to."</p>
<p>"It is my opinion that the cat has hydrophobia," said Cousin Sophia
solemnly. "I once heard of a cat that went mad and bit three
people—and they all died a most terrible death, and turned black as
ink."</p>
<p>Undismayed by this, Susan opened the door and looked in. The floor was
littered with fragments of broken dishes, for it seemed that the fatal
tragedy had taken place on the long dresser where Susan's array of
cooking bowls had been marshalled in shining state. Around the kitchen
tore a frantic cat, with his head wedged tightly in an old salmon can.
Blindly he careered about with shrieks and profanity commingled, now
banging the can madly against anything he encountered, now trying
vainly to wrench it off with his paws.</p>
<p>The sight was so funny that Rilla doubled up with laughter. Susan
looked at her reproachfully.</p>
<p>"I see nothing to laugh at. That beast has broken your ma's big blue
mixing-bowl that she brought from Green Gables when she was married.
That is no small calamity, in my opinion. But the thing to consider now
is how to get that can off Hyde's head."</p>
<p>"Don't you dast go touching it," exclaimed Cousin Sophia, galvanized
into animation. "It might be your death. Shut the kitchen up and send
for Albert."</p>
<p>"I am not in the habit of sending for Albert during family
difficulties," said Susan loftily. "That beast is in torment, and
whatever my opinion of him may be, I cannot endure to see him suffering
pain. You keep away, Rilla, for little Kitchener's sake, and I will see
what I can do."</p>
<p>Susan stalked undauntedly into the kitchen, seized an old storm coat of
the doctor's and after a wild pursuit and several fruitless dashes and
pounces, managed to throw it over the cat and can. Then she proceeded
to saw the can loose with a can-opener, while Rilla held the squirming
animal, rolled in the coat. Anything like Doc's shrieks while the
process was going on was never heard at Ingleside. Susan was in mortal
dread that the Albert Crawfords would hear it and conclude she was
torturing the creature to death. Doc was a wrathful and indignant cat
when he was freed. Evidently he thought the whole thing was a put-up
job to bring him low. He gave Susan a baleful glance by way of
gratitude and rushed out of the kitchen to take sanctuary in the jungle
of the sweet-briar hedge, where he sulked for the rest of the day.
Susan swept up her broken dishes grimly.</p>
<p>"The Huns themselves couldn't have worked more havoc here," she said
bitterly. "But when people will keep a Satanic animal like that, in
spite of all warnings, they cannot complain when their wedding bowls
get broken. Things have come to a pretty pass when an honest woman
cannot leave her kitchen for a few minutes without a fiend of a cat
rampaging through it with his head in a salmon can."</p>
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