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<h2> Chapter 44 </h2>
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<h3> City Sights </h3>
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<p>THE old French part of New Orleans—anciently the Spanish part—bears
no resemblance to the American end of the city: the American end which
lies beyond the intervening brick business-center. The houses are massed
in blocks; are austerely plain and dignified; uniform of pattern, with
here and there a departure from it with pleasant effect; all are plastered
on the outside, and nearly all have long, iron-railed verandas running
along the several stories. Their chief beauty is the deep, warm,
varicolored stain with which time and the weather have enriched the
plaster. It harmonizes with all the surroundings, and has as natural a
look of belonging there as has the flush upon sunset clouds. This charming
decoration cannot be successfully imitated; neither is it to be found
elsewhere in America.</p>
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<p>The iron railings are a specialty, also. The pattern is often exceedingly
light and dainty, and airy and graceful—with a large cipher or
monogram in the center, a delicate cobweb of baffling, intricate forms,
wrought in steel. The ancient railings are hand-made, and are now
comparatively rare and proportionately valuable. They are become
<i>bric-a-brac</i>.</p>
<p>The party had the privilege of idling through this ancient quarter of New
Orleans with the South's finest literary genius, the author of 'the
Grandissimes.' In him the South has found a masterly delineator of its
interior life and its history. In truth, I find by experience, that the
untrained eye and vacant mind can inspect it, and learn of it, and judge
of it, more clearly and profitably in his books than by personal contact
with it.</p>
<p>With Mr. Cable along to see for you, and describe and explain and
illuminate, a jog through that old quarter is a vivid pleasure. And you
have a vivid sense as of unseen or dimly seen things—vivid, and yet
fitful and darkling; you glimpse salient features, but lose the fine
shades or catch them imperfectly through the vision of the imagination: a
case, as it were, of ignorant near-sighted stranger traversing the rim of
wide vague horizons of Alps with an inspired and enlightened long-sighted
native.</p>
<p>We visited the old St. Louis Hotel, now occupied by municipal offices.
There is nothing strikingly remarkable about it; but one can say of it as
of the Academy of Music in New York, that if a broom or a shovel has ever
been used in it there is no circumstantial evidence to back up the fact.
It is curious that cabbages and hay and things do not grow in the Academy
of Music; but no doubt it is on account of the interruption of the light
by the benches, and the impossibility of hoeing the crop except in the
aisles. The fact that the ushers grow their buttonhole-bouquets on the
premises shows what might be done if they had the right kind of an
agricultural head to the establishment.</p>
<p>We visited also the venerable Cathedral, and the pretty square in front of
it; the one dim with religious light, the other brilliant with the worldly
sort, and lovely with orange-trees and blossomy shrubs; then we drove in
the hot sun through the wilderness of houses and out on to the wide dead
level beyond, where the villas are, and the water wheels to drain the
town, and the commons populous with cows and children; passing by an old
cemetery where we were told lie the ashes of an early pirate; but we took
him on trust, and did not visit him. He was a pirate with a tremendous and
sanguinary history; and as long as he preserved unspotted, in retirement,
the dignity of his name and the grandeur of his ancient calling, homage
and reverence were his from high and low; but when at last he descended
into politics and became a paltry alderman, the public 'shook' him, and
turned aside and wept. When he died, they set up a monument over him; and
little by little he has come into respect again; but it is respect for the
pirate, not the alderman. To-day the loyal and generous remember only what
he was, and charitably forget what he became.</p>
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<p>Thence, we drove a few miles across a swamp, along a raised shell road,
with a canal on one hand and a dense wood on the other; and here and
there, in the distance, a ragged and angular-limbed and moss-bearded
cypress, top standing out, clear cut against the sky, and as quaint of
form as the apple-trees in Japanese pictures—such was our course and
the surroundings of it. There was an occasional alligator swimming
comfortably along in the canal, and an occasional picturesque colored
person on the bank, flinging his statue-rigid reflection upon the still
water and watching for a bite.</p>
<p>And by-and-bye we reached the West End, a collection of hotels of the
usual light summer-resort pattern, with broad verandas all around, and the
waves of the wide and blue Lake Pontchartrain lapping the thresholds. We
had dinner on a ground-veranda over the water—the chief dish the
renowned fish called the pompano, delicious as the less criminal forms of
sin.</p>
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<p>Thousands of people come by rail and carriage to West End and to Spanish
Fort every evening, and dine, listen to the bands, take strolls in the
open air under the electric lights, go sailing on the lake, and entertain
themselves in various and sundry other ways.</p>
<p>We had opportunities on other days and in other places to test the
pompano. Notably, at an editorial dinner at one of the clubs in the city.
He was in his last possible perfection there, and justified his fame. In
his suite was a tall pyramid of scarlet cray-fish—large ones; as
large as one's thumb—delicate, palatable, appetizing. Also deviled
whitebait; also shrimps of choice quality; and a platter of small
soft-shell crabs of a most superior breed. The other dishes were what one
might get at Delmonico's, or Buckingham Palace; those I have spoken of can
be had in similar perfection in New Orleans only, I suppose.</p>
<p>In the West and South they have a new institution—the Broom Brigade.
It is composed of young ladies who dress in a uniform costume, and go
through the infantry drill, with broom in place of musket. It is a very
pretty sight, on private view. When they perform on the stage of a
theater, in the blaze of colored fires, it must be a fine and fascinating
spectacle. I saw them go through their complex manual with grace, spirit,
and admirable precision. I saw them do everything which a human being can
possibly do with a broom, except sweep. I did not see them sweep. But I
know they could learn. What they have already learned proves that. And if
they ever should learn, and should go on the war-path down Tchoupitoulas
or some of those other streets around there, those thoroughfares would
bear a greatly improved aspect in a very few minutes. But the girls
themselves wouldn't; so nothing would be really gained, after all.</p>
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<p>The drill was in the Washington Artillery building. In this building we
saw many interesting relics of the war. Also a fine oil-painting
representing Stonewall Jackson's last interview with General Lee. Both men
are on horseback. Jackson has just ridden up, and is accosting Lee. The
picture is very valuable, on account of the portraits, which are
authentic. But, like many another historical picture, it means nothing
without its label. And one label will fit it as well as another—</p>
<p>First Interview between Lee and Jackson.</p>
<p>Last Interview between Lee and Jackson.</p>
<p>Jackson Introducing Himself to Lee.</p>
<p>Jackson Accepting Lee's Invitation to Dinner.</p>
<p>Jackson Declining Lee's Invitation to Dinner—with Thanks.</p>
<p>Jackson Apologizing for a Heavy Defeat.</p>
<p>Jackson Reporting a Great Victory.</p>
<p>Jackson Asking Lee for a Match.</p>
<p>It tells <i>one </i>story, and a sufficient one; for it says quite plainly and
satisfactorily, 'Here are Lee and Jackson together.' The artist would have
made it tell that this is Lee and Jackson's last interview if he could
have done it. But he couldn't, for there wasn't any way to do it. A good
legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant
attitude and expression in a historical picture. In Rome, people with fine
sympathetic natures stand up and weep in front of the celebrated 'Beatrice
Cenci the Day before her Execution.' It shows what a label can do. If they
did not know the picture, they would inspect it unmoved, and say, 'Young
girl with hay fever; young girl with her head in a bag.'</p>
<p>I found the half-forgotten Southern intonations and elisions as pleasing
to my ear as they had formerly been. A Southerner talks music. At least it
is music to me, but then I was born in the South. The educated Southerner
has no use for an r, except at the beginning of a word. He says 'honah,'
and 'dinnah,' and 'Gove'nuh,' and 'befo' the waw,' and so on. The words
may lack charm to the eye, in print, but they have it to the ear. When did
the r disappear from Southern speech, and how did it come to disappear?
The custom of dropping it was not borrowed from the North, nor inherited
from England. Many Southerners—most Southerners—put a y into
occasional words that begin with the k sound. For instance, they say Mr.
K'yahtah (Carter) and speak of playing k'yahds or of riding in the k'yahs.
And they have the pleasant custom—long ago fallen into decay in the
North—of frequently employing the respectful 'Sir.' Instead of the
curt Yes, and the abrupt No, they say 'Yes, Suh', 'No, Suh.'</p>
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<p>But there are some infelicities. Such as 'like' for 'as,' and the addition
of an 'at' where it isn't needed. I heard an educated gentleman say, 'Like
the flag-officer did.' His cook or his butler would have said, 'Like the
flag-officer done.' You hear gentlemen say, 'Where have you been at?' And
here is the aggravated form—heard a ragged street Arab say it to a
comrade: 'I was a-ask'n' Tom whah you was a-sett'n' at.' The very elect
carelessly say 'will' when they mean 'shall'; and many of them say, 'I
didn't go to do it,' meaning 'I didn't mean to do it.' The Northern word
'guess'—imported from England, where it used to be common, and now
regarded by satirical Englishmen as a Yankee original—is but little
used among Southerners. They say 'reckon.' They haven't any 'doesn't' in
their language; they say 'don't' instead. The unpolished often use 'went'
for 'gone.' It is nearly as bad as the Northern 'hadn't ought.' This
reminds me that a remark of a very peculiar nature was made here in my
neighborhood (in the North) a few days ago: 'He hadn't ought to have
went.' How is that? Isn't that a good deal of a triumph? One knows the
orders combined in this half-breed's architecture without inquiring: one
parent Northern, the other Southern. To-day I heard a schoolmistress ask,
'Where is John gone?' This form is so common—so nearly universal, in
fact—that if she had used 'whither' instead of 'where,' I think it
would have sounded like an affectation.</p>
<p>We picked up one excellent word—a word worth traveling to New
Orleans to get; a nice limber, expressive, handy word—'lagniappe.'
They pronounce it lanny-yap. It is Spanish—so they said. We
discovered it at the head of a column of odds and ends in the Picayune,
the first day; heard twenty people use it the second; inquired what it
meant the third; adopted it and got facility in swinging it the fourth. It
has a restricted meaning, but I think the people spread it out a little
when they choose. It is the equivalent of the thirteenth roll in a
'baker's dozen.' It is something thrown in, gratis, for good measure. The
custom originated in the Spanish quarter of the city. When a child or a
servant buys something in a shop—or even the mayor or the governor,
for aught I know—he finishes the operation by saying—</p>
<p>'Give me something for lagniappe.'</p>
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<p>The shopman always responds; gives the child a bit of licorice-root, gives
the servant a cheap cigar or a spool of thread, gives the governor—I
don't know what he gives the governor; support, likely.</p>
<p>When you are invited to drink, and this does occur now and then in New
Orleans—and you say, 'What, again?—no, I've had enough;' the
other party says, 'But just this one time more—this is for
lagniappe.' When the beau perceives that he is stacking his compliments a
trifle too high, and sees by the young lady's countenance that the edifice
would have been better with the top compliment left off, he puts his 'I
beg pardon—no harm intended,' into the briefer form of 'Oh, that's
for lagniappe.' If the waiter in the restaurant stumbles and spills a gill
of coffee down the back of your neck, he says 'For lagniappe, sah,' and
gets you another cup without extra charge.</p>
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