<h2>CHAPTER II</h2>
<p>Yesterday afternoon set in misty and cold. I had half a mind to spend it by my
study fire, instead of wading through heath and mud to Wuthering Heights. On
coming up from dinner, however, (N.B.—I dine between twelve and one
o’clock; the housekeeper, a matronly lady, taken as a fixture along with
the house, could not, or would not, comprehend my request that I might be
served at five)—on mounting the stairs with this lazy intention, and
stepping into the room, I saw a servant-girl on her knees surrounded by brushes
and coal-scuttles, and raising an infernal dust as she extinguished the flames
with heaps of cinders. This spectacle drove me back immediately; I took my hat,
and, after a four-miles’ walk, arrived at Heathcliff’s garden-gate
just in time to escape the first feathery flakes of a snow shower.</p>
<p>On that bleak hill top the earth was hard with a black frost, and the air made
me shiver through every limb. Being unable to remove the chain, I jumped over,
and, running up the flagged causeway bordered with straggling
gooseberry-bushes, knocked vainly for admittance, till my knuckles tingled and
the dogs howled.</p>
<p>“Wretched inmates!” I ejaculated, mentally, “you deserve
perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality. At
least, I would not keep my doors barred in the day-time. I don’t
care—I will get in!” So resolved, I grasped the latch and shook it
vehemently. Vinegar-faced Joseph projected his head from a round window of the
barn.</p>
<p>“What are ye for?” he shouted. “T’ maister’s down
i’ t’ fowld. Go round by th’ end o’ t’ laith, if
ye went to spake to him.”</p>
<p>“Is there nobody inside to open the door?” I hallooed,
responsively.</p>
<p>“There’s nobbut t’ missis; and shoo’ll not oppen
’t an ye mak’ yer flaysome dins till neeght.”</p>
<p>“Why? Cannot you tell her whom I am, eh, Joseph?”</p>
<p>“Nor-ne me! I’ll hae no hend wi’t,” muttered the head,
vanishing.</p>
<p>The snow began to drive thickly. I seized the handle to essay another trial;
when a young man without coat, and shouldering a pitchfork, appeared in the
yard behind. He hailed me to follow him, and, after marching through a
wash-house, and a paved area containing a coal-shed, pump, and pigeon-cot, we
at length arrived in the huge, warm, cheerful apartment where I was formerly
received. It glowed delightfully in the radiance of an immense fire, compounded
of coal, peat, and wood; and near the table, laid for a plentiful evening meal,
I was pleased to observe the “missis,” an individual whose
existence I had never previously suspected. I bowed and waited, thinking she
would bid me take a seat. She looked at me, leaning back in her chair, and
remained motionless and mute.</p>
<p>“Rough weather!” I remarked. “I’m afraid, Mrs.
Heathcliff, the door must bear the consequence of your servants’ leisure
attendance: I had hard work to make them hear me.”</p>
<p>She never opened her mouth. I stared—she stared also: at any rate, she
kept her eyes on me in a cool, regardless manner, exceedingly embarrassing and
disagreeable.</p>
<p>“Sit down,” said the young man, gruffly. “He’ll be in
soon.”</p>
<p>I obeyed; and hemmed, and called the villain Juno, who deigned, at this second
interview, to move the extreme tip of her tail, in token of owning my
acquaintance.</p>
<p>“A beautiful animal!” I commenced again. “Do you intend
parting with the little ones, madam?”</p>
<p>“They are not mine,” said the amiable hostess, more repellingly
than Heathcliff himself could have replied.</p>
<p>“Ah, your favourites are among these?” I continued, turning to an
obscure cushion full of something like cats.</p>
<p>“A strange choice of favourites!” she observed scornfully.</p>
<p>Unluckily, it was a heap of dead rabbits. I hemmed once more, and drew closer
to the hearth, repeating my comment on the wildness of the evening.</p>
<p>“You should not have come out,” she said, rising and reaching from
the chimney-piece two of the painted canisters.</p>
<p>Her position before was sheltered from the light; now, I had a distinct view of
her whole figure and countenance. She was slender, and apparently scarcely past
girlhood: an admirable form, and the most exquisite little face that I have
ever had the pleasure of beholding; small features, very fair; flaxen ringlets,
or rather golden, hanging loose on her delicate neck; and eyes, had they been
agreeable in expression, that would have been irresistible: fortunately for my
susceptible heart, the only sentiment they evinced hovered between scorn and a
kind of desperation, singularly unnatural to be detected there. The canisters
were almost out of her reach; I made a motion to aid her; she turned upon me as
a miser might turn if any one attempted to assist him in counting his gold.</p>
<p>“I don’t want your help,” she snapped; “I can get them
for myself.”</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon!” I hastened to reply.</p>
<p>“Were you asked to tea?” she demanded, tying an apron over her neat
black frock, and standing with a spoonful of the leaf poised over the pot.</p>
<p>“I shall be glad to have a cup,” I answered.</p>
<p>“Were you asked?” she repeated.</p>
<p>“No,” I said, half smiling. “You are the proper person to ask
me.”</p>
<p>She flung the tea back, spoon and all, and resumed her chair in a pet; her
forehead corrugated, and her red under-lip pushed out, like a child’s
ready to cry.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the young man had slung on to his person a decidedly shabby upper
garment, and, erecting himself before the blaze, looked down on me from the
corner of his eyes, for all the world as if there were some mortal feud
unavenged between us. I began to doubt whether he were a servant or not: his
dress and speech were both rude, entirely devoid of the superiority observable
in Mr. and Mrs. Heathcliff; his thick brown curls were rough and uncultivated,
his whiskers encroached bearishly over his cheeks, and his hands were embrowned
like those of a common labourer: still his bearing was free, almost haughty,
and he showed none of a domestic’s assiduity in attending on the lady of
the house. In the absence of clear proofs of his condition, I deemed it best to
abstain from noticing his curious conduct; and, five minutes afterwards, the
entrance of Heathcliff relieved me, in some measure, from my uncomfortable
state.</p>
<p>“You see, sir, I am come, according to promise!” I exclaimed,
assuming the cheerful; “and I fear I shall be weather-bound for half an
hour, if you can afford me shelter during that space.”</p>
<p>“Half an hour?” he said, shaking the white flakes from his clothes;
“I wonder you should select the thick of a snow-storm to ramble about in.
Do you know that you run a risk of being lost in the marshes? People familiar
with these moors often miss their road on such evenings; and I can tell you
there is no chance of a change at present.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps I can get a guide among your lads, and he might stay at the
Grange till morning—could you spare me one?”</p>
<p>“No, I could not.”</p>
<p>“Oh, indeed! Well, then, I must trust to my own sagacity.”</p>
<p>“Umph!”</p>
<p>“Are you going to mak’ the tea?” demanded he of the shabby
coat, shifting his ferocious gaze from me to the young lady.</p>
<p>“Is <i>he</i> to have any?” she asked, appealing to Heathcliff.</p>
<p>“Get it ready, will you?” was the answer, uttered so savagely that
I started. The tone in which the words were said revealed a genuine bad nature.
I no longer felt inclined to call Heathcliff a capital fellow. When the
preparations were finished, he invited me with—“Now, sir, bring
forward your chair.” And we all, including the rustic youth, drew round
the table: an austere silence prevailing while we discussed our meal.</p>
<p>I thought, if I had caused the cloud, it was my duty to make an effort to
dispel it. They could not every day sit so grim and taciturn; and it was
impossible, however ill-tempered they might be, that the universal scowl they
wore was their every-day countenance.</p>
<p>“It is strange,” I began, in the interval of swallowing one cup of
tea and receiving another—“it is strange how custom can mould our
tastes and ideas: many could not imagine the existence of happiness in a life
of such complete exile from the world as you spend, Mr. Heathcliff; yet,
I’ll venture to say, that, surrounded by your family, and with your
amiable lady as the presiding genius over your home and heart—”</p>
<p>“My amiable lady!” he interrupted, with an almost diabolical sneer
on his face. “Where is she—my amiable lady?”</p>
<p>“Mrs. Heathcliff, your wife, I mean.”</p>
<p>“Well, yes—oh, you would intimate that her spirit has taken the
post of ministering angel, and guards the fortunes of Wuthering Heights, even
when her body is gone. Is that it?”</p>
<p>Perceiving myself in a blunder, I attempted to correct it. I might have seen
there was too great a disparity between the ages of the parties to make it
likely that they were man and wife. One was about forty: a period of mental
vigour at which men seldom cherish the delusion of being married for love by
girls: that dream is reserved for the solace of our declining years. The other
did not look seventeen.</p>
<p>Then it flashed upon me—“The clown at my elbow, who is drinking his
tea out of a basin and eating his bread with unwashed hands, may be her
husband: Heathcliff junior, of course. Here is the consequence of being buried
alive: she has thrown herself away upon that boor from sheer ignorance that
better individuals existed! A sad pity—I must beware how I cause her to
regret her choice.” The last reflection may seem conceited; it was not.
My neighbour struck me as bordering on repulsive; I knew, through experience,
that I was tolerably attractive.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Heathcliff is my daughter-in-law,” said Heathcliff,
corroborating my surmise. He turned, as he spoke, a peculiar look in her
direction: a look of hatred; unless he has a most perverse set of facial
muscles that will not, like those of other people, interpret the language of
his soul.</p>
<p>“Ah, certainly—I see now: you are the favoured possessor of the
beneficent fairy,” I remarked, turning to my neighbour.</p>
<p>This was worse than before: the youth grew crimson, and clenched his fist, with
every appearance of a meditated assault. But he seemed to recollect himself
presently, and smothered the storm in a brutal curse, muttered on my behalf:
which, however, I took care not to notice.</p>
<p>“Unhappy in your conjectures, sir,” observed my host; “we
neither of us have the privilege of owning your good fairy; her mate is dead. I
said she was my daughter-in-law: therefore, she must have married my
son.”</p>
<p>“And this young man is—”</p>
<p>“Not my son, assuredly.”</p>
<p>Heathcliff smiled again, as if it were rather too bold a jest to attribute the
paternity of that bear to him.</p>
<p>“My name is Hareton Earnshaw,” growled the other; “and
I’d counsel you to respect it!”</p>
<p>“I’ve shown no disrespect,” was my reply, laughing internally
at the dignity with which he announced himself.</p>
<p>He fixed his eye on me longer than I cared to return the stare, for fear I
might be tempted either to box his ears or render my hilarity audible. I began
to feel unmistakably out of place in that pleasant family circle. The dismal
spiritual atmosphere overcame, and more than neutralised, the glowing physical
comforts round me; and I resolved to be cautious how I ventured under those
rafters a third time.</p>
<p>The business of eating being concluded, and no one uttering a word of sociable
conversation, I approached a window to examine the weather. A sorrowful sight I
saw: dark night coming down prematurely, and sky and hills mingled in one
bitter whirl of wind and suffocating snow.</p>
<p>“I don’t think it possible for me to get home now without a
guide,” I could not help exclaiming. “The roads will be buried
already; and, if they were bare, I could scarcely distinguish a foot in
advance.”</p>
<p>“Hareton, drive those dozen sheep into the barn porch. They’ll be
covered if left in the fold all night: and put a plank before them,” said
Heathcliff.</p>
<p>“How must I do?” I continued, with rising irritation.</p>
<p>There was no reply to my question; and on looking round I saw only Joseph
bringing in a pail of porridge for the dogs, and Mrs. Heathcliff leaning over
the fire, diverting herself with burning a bundle of matches which had fallen
from the chimney-piece as she restored the tea-canister to its place. The
former, when he had deposited his burden, took a critical survey of the room,
and in cracked tones grated out—“Aw wonder how yah can faishion to
stand thear i’ idleness un war, when all on ’ems goan out! Bud
yah’re a nowt, and it’s no use talking—yah’ll niver
mend o’yer ill ways, but goa raight to t’ divil, like yer mother
afore ye!”</p>
<p>I imagined, for a moment, that this piece of eloquence was addressed to me;
and, sufficiently enraged, stepped towards the aged rascal with an intention of
kicking him out of the door. Mrs. Heathcliff, however, checked me by her
answer.</p>
<p>“You scandalous old hypocrite!” she replied. “Are you not
afraid of being carried away bodily, whenever you mention the devil’s
name? I warn you to refrain from provoking me, or I’ll ask your abduction
as a special favour! Stop! look here, Joseph,” she continued, taking a
long, dark book from a shelf; “I’ll show you how far I’ve
progressed in the Black Art: I shall soon be competent to make a clear house of
it. The red cow didn’t die by chance; and your rheumatism can hardly be
reckoned among providential visitations!”</p>
<p>“Oh, wicked, wicked!” gasped the elder; “may the Lord deliver
us from evil!”</p>
<p>“No, reprobate! you are a castaway—be off, or I’ll hurt you
seriously! I’ll have you all modelled in wax and clay! and the first who
passes the limits I fix shall—I’ll not say what he shall be done
to—but, you’ll see! Go, I’m looking at you!”</p>
<p>The little witch put a mock malignity into her beautiful eyes, and Joseph,
trembling with sincere horror, hurried out, praying, and ejaculating
“wicked” as he went. I thought her conduct must be prompted by a
species of dreary fun; and, now that we were alone, I endeavoured to interest
her in my distress.</p>
<p>“Mrs. Heathcliff,” I said earnestly, “you must excuse me for
troubling you. I presume, because, with that face, I’m sure you cannot
help being good-hearted. Do point out some landmarks by which I may know my way
home: I have no more idea how to get there than you would have how to get to
London!”</p>
<p>“Take the road you came,” she answered, ensconcing herself in a
chair, with a candle, and the long book open before her. “It is brief
advice, but as sound as I can give.”</p>
<p>“Then, if you hear of me being discovered dead in a bog or a pit full of
snow, your conscience won’t whisper that it is partly your fault?”</p>
<p>“How so? I cannot escort you. They wouldn’t let me go to the end of
the garden wall.”</p>
<p>“<i>You</i>! I should be sorry to ask you to cross the threshold, for my
convenience, on such a night,” I cried. “I want you to <i>tell</i>
me my way, not to <i>show</i> it: or else to persuade Mr. Heathcliff to give me
a guide.”</p>
<p>“Who? There is himself, Earnshaw, Zillah, Joseph and I. Which would you
have?”</p>
<p>“Are there no boys at the farm?”</p>
<p>“No; those are all.”</p>
<p>“Then, it follows that I am compelled to stay.”</p>
<p>“That you may settle with your host. I have nothing to do with it.”</p>
<p>“I hope it will be a lesson to you to make no more rash journeys on these
hills,” cried Heathcliff’s stern voice from the kitchen entrance.
“As to staying here, I don’t keep accommodations for visitors: you
must share a bed with Hareton or Joseph, if you do.”</p>
<p>“I can sleep on a chair in this room,” I replied.</p>
<p>“No, no! A stranger is a stranger, be he rich or poor: it will not suit
me to permit any one the range of the place while I am off guard!” said
the unmannerly wretch.</p>
<p>With this insult my patience was at an end. I uttered an expression of disgust,
and pushed past him into the yard, running against Earnshaw in my haste. It was
so dark that I could not see the means of exit; and, as I wandered round, I
heard another specimen of their civil behaviour amongst each other. At first
the young man appeared about to befriend me.</p>
<p>“I’ll go with him as far as the park,” he said.</p>
<p>“You’ll go with him to hell!” exclaimed his master, or
whatever relation he bore. “And who is to look after the horses,
eh?”</p>
<p>“A man’s life is of more consequence than one evening’s
neglect of the horses: somebody must go,” murmured Mrs. Heathcliff, more
kindly than I expected.</p>
<p>“Not at your command!” retorted Hareton. “If you set store on
him, you’d better be quiet.”</p>
<p>“Then I hope his ghost will haunt you; and I hope Mr. Heathcliff will
never get another tenant till the Grange is a ruin,” she answered,
sharply.</p>
<p>“Hearken, hearken, shoo’s cursing on ’em!” muttered
Joseph, towards whom I had been steering.</p>
<p>He sat within earshot, milking the cows by the light of a lantern, which I
seized unceremoniously, and, calling out that I would send it back on the
morrow, rushed to the nearest postern.</p>
<p>“Maister, maister, he’s staling t’ lanthern!” shouted
the ancient, pursuing my retreat. “Hey, Gnasher! Hey, dog! Hey Wolf,
holld him, holld him!”</p>
<p>On opening the little door, two hairy monsters flew at my throat, bearing me
down, and extinguishing the light; while a mingled guffaw from Heathcliff and
Hareton put the copestone on my rage and humiliation. Fortunately, the beasts
seemed more bent on stretching their paws, and yawning, and flourishing their
tails, than devouring me alive; but they would suffer no resurrection, and I
was forced to lie till their malignant masters pleased to deliver me: then,
hatless and trembling with wrath, I ordered the miscreants to let me
out—on their peril to keep me one minute longer—with several
incoherent threats of retaliation that, in their indefinite depth of virulency,
smacked of King Lear.</p>
<p>The vehemence of my agitation brought on a copious bleeding at the nose, and
still Heathcliff laughed, and still I scolded. I don’t know what would
have concluded the scene, had there not been one person at hand rather more
rational than myself, and more benevolent than my entertainer. This was Zillah,
the stout housewife; who at length issued forth to inquire into the nature of
the uproar. She thought that some of them had been laying violent hands on me;
and, not daring to attack her master, she turned her vocal artillery against
the younger scoundrel.</p>
<p>“Well, Mr. Earnshaw,” she cried, “I wonder what you’ll
have agait next? Are we going to murder folk on our very door-stones? I see
this house will never do for me—look at t’ poor lad, he’s
fair choking! Wisht, wisht; you mun’n’t go on so. Come in, and
I’ll cure that: there now, hold ye still.”</p>
<p>With these words she suddenly splashed a pint of icy water down my neck, and
pulled me into the kitchen. Mr. Heathcliff followed, his accidental merriment
expiring quickly in his habitual moroseness.</p>
<p>I was sick exceedingly, and dizzy, and faint; and thus compelled perforce to
accept lodgings under his roof. He told Zillah to give me a glass of brandy,
and then passed on to the inner room; while she condoled with me on my sorry
predicament, and having obeyed his orders, whereby I was somewhat revived,
ushered me to bed.</p>
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