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<h2> XXII </h2>
<p>Ah, to uphold one's respectable name is not easy. The Lady<br/>
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Fame has an ancient foe: Cupid, my master and lord.<br/>
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Oh, by the way, have you heard of the cause of their mutual hatred?<br/>
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It's an old story, I think—Let me just tell it again.<br/>
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Powerful ever the goddess, but nevertheless to her fellows<br/>
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Overbearing and rude, quite unendurable. She<br/>
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Had by the gods since time out of mind at their banquets been dreaded,<br/>
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Yelling with brassiest voice orders to great and to small.<br/>
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Once, in her arrogance even maintained that she had subjected<br/>
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To her own will, as her slave, Jove's most illustrious son.<br/>
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"One of these days, O father of deities," cried she in triumph,<br/>
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"I shall be bringing you my—Hercules, as if new born.<br/>
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Don't think that Hercules be still that boy whom Alcmene once bore you;<br/>
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His adulation of me makes him now god upon earth.<br/>
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When toward Olympus he gazes, I've no doubt you hope that he's looking<br/>
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Piously toward your knees. Hardly. He's looking for me.<br/>
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Worthiest man! O the vision of winning my favor makes easy<br/>
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Hitherto unexplored paths, under that powerful foot.<br/>
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I do my part, for I meet him halfway and proclaim his adventures<br/>
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Praising his name in advance, even before he's begun.<br/>
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One day you'll wed me to Hercules. Hero who Amazons conquered<br/>
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That day will overwhelm me. Happily I'll call him: spouse."<br/>
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All of the gods kept their counsel, and none would reply to the braggart,<br/>
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Lest in a pique she devise vengeance against one of them.<br/>
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Cupid, escaping attention, slipped off to enslave, however, her hero:<br/>
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Artlessly conquering by—force of a beautiful girl,<br/>
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Afterward decked out his couple in mute masquerade: lionskin<br/>
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Over her shoulders, the club leaned (by much toil) at her side;<br/>
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Wiry stiff hair of the hero larded with blossoms, a distaff<br/>
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Laid in his fist, to conform strength to the dalliance of love.<br/>
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Scene now completed and ready to tease, he goes scampering, shouting<br/>
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For all Olympus to hear: "Come, see these glorious deeds!<br/>
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Heaven and Earth and the Sun on his indefatigable journey<br/>
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Over that infinite path never did witness the like!"<br/>
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Everyone hastened, gulled by the dissolute boy, who feigning<br/>
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Earnest, had summoned them all (Fame by no means lagged behind).<br/>
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Which of the gods will now smile in sweet condescension on Cupid?<br/>
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—Juno! delighted, of course, seeing a man humbled so.<br/>
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Fame, on the other hand, stood there ashamed, embarrassed, despairing.<br/>
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First she just laughed, saying: "Gods, be not deceived. It's a masque.<br/>
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I know my hero too well to be fooled by disguises of actors."<br/>
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Soon, though, in pain she perceived: Hercules, none but he.<br/>
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(Vulcan had not been one thousandth so vexed to discover his playmate<br/>
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Under his meshes ensnared, caught with his own lusty friend,<br/>
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Lying just as the wiles of the net at the most crucial moment<br/>
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Deftly embraced their embrace, trapping their instant of joy.<br/>
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How those boys, Bacchus and Mercury, guffawed, and freely admitted:<br/>
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Sweet must be the repose, lying on bosom so fine<br/>
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Of this magnificent woman. They turned to Vulcan entreating:<br/>
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"Do not release them just yet. Let us inspect them once more."<br/>
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And the old cuckold was cuckold enough to comply with their wishes.)<br/>
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As for poor Fame, in all haste, burning with wrath she must flee.<br/>
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Since then no armistice has been proclaimed to the feuding between them.<br/>
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Let her but favor a man, hot in pursuit is the boy.<br/>
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He whom Fame honors most can least defend against Cupid,<br/>
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And her most dang'rous attacks strike the most morally proud.<br/>
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Whoever tries to escape him is dragged down from bad deeds to worse ones.<br/>
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Yes, he will offer you girls—if like a fool you despise<br/>
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These, only then do you feel from his bow the arrows most vicious:<br/>
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Heat of man's love for man, ardent desires toward beasts.<br/>
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For those ashamed of him Cupid reserves the bitterest passions,<br/>
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Mingling for hypocrites their pleasure in vice and remorse.<br/>
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But, at the same time, the goddess seeks him, she's watching and list'ning.<br/>
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Should find him with you, ill disposed will she be:<br/>
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Frighten you, frowning austerely, contemptuously, violently casting<br/>
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Into the worst of repute houses he's known to frequent.<br/>
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Ah, it's the same with me, too. I haven't escaped her, the goddess.<br/>
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Jealously she seeks me out, sweet secret love to expose.<br/>
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I will submit to the ancient law and in silence revere her,<br/>
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For, when great lords fall out, I like the Greeks must atone.<br/></p>
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