<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_309" id="Page_309"></SPAN></span></p>
<h2>THE LOVE OF ROMANCE</h2>
<div class='cap'>SHE opened the window, at which no light
shone. All the other windows were darkly
shuttered. The night was still: only a faint
breath moved among the restless aspen leaves.
The ivy round the window whispered hoarsely
as the casement, swung back too swiftly, rested
against it. She had a large linen sheet in her
hands. Without hurry and without delayings
she knotted one corner of it to the iron staple
of the window. She tied the knot firmly, and
further secured it with string. She let the
white bulk of the sheet fall between the ivy
and the night, then she climbed on to the window-ledge,
and crouched there on her knees.
There was a heart-sick pause before she grasped
the long twist of the sheet as it hung—let her
knees slip from the supporting stone and swung
suddenly, by her hands. Her elbows and wrists<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_310" id="Page_310"></SPAN></span>
were grazed against the rough edge of the window-ledge—the
sheet twisted at her weight,
and jarred her shoulder heavily against the
house wall. Her arms seemed to be tearing
themselves from their sockets. But she clenched
her teeth, felt with her feet for the twisted ivy
stems on the side of the house, found foothold,
and the moment of almost unbearable agony
was over. She went down, helped by feet and
hands, and by ivy and sheet, almost exactly as
she had planned to do. She had not known it
would hurt so much—that was all. Her feet
felt the soft mould of the border: a stout geranium
snapped under her tread. She crept round
the house, in the house's shadow—found the
gardener's ladder—and so on to the high brick
wall. From this she dropped, deftly enough,
into the suburban lane: dropped, too, into the
arms of a man who was waiting there. She
hid her face in his neck, trembling, and said,
"Oh, Harry—I wish I hadn't!" Then she
began to cry helplessly. The man, receiving her
embrace with what seemed in the circumstances
a singularly moderated enthusiasm, led her with
one arm still lightly about her shoulders down<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_311" id="Page_311"></SPAN></span>
the lane: at the corner he stood still, and said
in a low voice—</div>
<p>"Hush—stop crying at once! I've something
to say to you."</p>
<p>She tore herself from his arm, and gasped.</p>
<p>"It's <i>not</i> Harry," she said. "Oh, how dare
you!" She had been brave till she had dropped
into his arms. Then the need for bravery had
seemed over. Now her tears were dried swiftly
and suddenly by the blaze of anger and courage
in her eyes.</p>
<p>"Don't be unreasonable," he said, and even at
that moment of disappointment and rage his voice
pleased her. "I had to get you away somehow.
I couldn't risk an explanation right under your
aunt's windows. Harry's sprained his knee—cricket.
He couldn't come."</p>
<p>A sharp resentment stirred in her against the
lover who could play cricket on the very day of
an elopement.</p>
<p>"<i>He</i> told you to come? Oh, how could he
betray me!"</p>
<p>"My dear girl, what was he to do? He
couldn't leave you to wait out here alone—perhaps
for hours."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_312" id="Page_312"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I shouldn't have waited long," she said
sharply; "you came to tell me: now you've
told me—you'd better go."</p>
<p>"Look here," he said with gentle calm, "I do
wish you'd try not to be quite so silly. I'm
Harry's doctor—and a middle-aged man. Let
me help you. There must be some better way
out of your troubles than a midnight flight and
a despairingly defiant note on the pin-cushion."</p>
<p>"I didn't," she said. "I put it on the mantelpiece.
Please go. I decline to discuss anything
with you."</p>
<p>"Ah, don't!" he said; "I knew you must be
a very romantic person, or you wouldn't be here;
and I knew you must be rather sill—well, rather
young, or you wouldn't have fallen in love with
Harry. But I did not think, after the brave and
practical manner in which you kept your appointment,
I did <i>not</i> think that you'd try to behave
like the heroine of a family novelette.
Come, sit down on this heap of stones—there's
nobody about. There's a light in your house
now. You can't go back yet. Here, let me put
my Inverness round you. Keep it up round
your chin, and then if anyone sees you they<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_313" id="Page_313"></SPAN></span>
won't know who you are. I can't leave you
alone here. You know what a lot of robberies
there have been in the neighbourhood lately;
there may be rough characters about. Come
now, let's think what's to be done. You know
you can't get back unless I help you."</p>
<p>"I don't want you to help me; and I won't
go back," she said.</p>
<p>But she sat down and pulled the cloak up
round her face.</p>
<p>"Now," he said, "as I understand the case—it's
this. You live rather a dull life with two
tyrannical aunts—and the passion for romance...."</p>
<p>"They're not tyrannical—only one's always
ill and the other's always nursing her. She
makes her get up and read to her in the night.
That's her light you saw—"</p>
<p>"Well, I pass the aunts. Anyhow, you met
Harry—somehow—"</p>
<p>"It was at the Choral Society. And then
they stopped my going—because he walked
home with me one wet night."</p>
<p>"And you have never seen each other since?"</p>
<p>"Of course we have."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_314" id="Page_314"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"And communicated by some means more
romantic than the post?"</p>
<p>"It wasn't romantic. It was tennis-balls."</p>
<p>"Tennis-balls?"</p>
<p>"You cut a slit and squeeze it and put a note
in, and it shuts up and no one notices it. It
wasn't romantic at all. And I don't know why
I should tell you anything about it."</p>
<p>"And then, I suppose, there were glances in
church, and stolen meetings in the passionate
hush of the rose-scented garden."</p>
<p>"There's nothing in the garden but geraniums,"
she said, "and we always talked over the wall—he
used to stand on their chicken house, and I
used to turn our dog kennel up on end and stand
on that. You have no right to know anything
about it, but it was not in the least romantic."</p>
<p>"No—that sees itself! May I ask whether
it was you or he who proposed this elopement?"</p>
<p>"Oh, how <i>dare</i> you!" she said, jumping up;
"you have no right to insult me like this."</p>
<p>He caught her wrist. "Sit down, you little
firebrand," he said. "I gather that he proposed
it. You, at any rate, consented, no doubt after
the regulation amount of proper scruples. It's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_315" id="Page_315"></SPAN></span>
all very charming and idyllic and—what are
you crying for? Your lost hopes of a happy life
with a boy you know nothing of, a boy you've
hardly seen, a boy you've never talked to about
anything but love's young dream?"</p>
<p>"I'm <i>not</i> crying," she said passionately, turning
her streaming eyes on him, "you know I'm
not—or if I am, it's only with rage. You may
be a doctor—though I don't believe you are—but
you're not a gentleman. Not anything like
one!"</p>
<p>"I suppose not," he said; "a gentleman would
not make conditions. I'm going to make one.
You can't go to Harry, because his Mother would
be seriously annoyed if you did; and so, believe
me, would he—though you don't think it. You
can get up and leave me, and go 'away into the
night,' like a heroine of fiction—but you can't
keep on going away into the night for ever and
ever. You must have food and clothes and lodging.
And the sun rises every day. You must
just quietly and dully go home again. And you
can't do it without me. And I'll help you if
you'll promise not to see Harry, or write to him
for a year."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_316" id="Page_316"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"He'll see me. He'll write to me," she said
with proud triumph.</p>
<p>"I think not. I exacted the promise from
<i>him</i> as a condition of my coming to meet
you."</p>
<p>"And he promised?"</p>
<p>"Evidently."</p>
<p>There was a long silence. She broke it with
a voice of concentrated fury.</p>
<p>"If he doesn't mind, <i>I</i> don't," she said. "I'll
promise. Now let me go back. I wish you
hadn't come—I wish I was dead."</p>
<p>"Come," he said, "don't be so angry with me.
I've done what I could for you both."</p>
<p>"On conditions!"</p>
<p>"You must see that they are good, or you
wouldn't have accepted them so soon. I thought
it would have taken me at least an hour to get
you to consent. But no—ten minutes of earnest
reflection are enough to settle the luckless Harry's
little hash. You're quite right—he doesn't deserve
more! I am pleased with myself, I own.
I must have a very convincing manner."</p>
<p>"Oh," she cried passionately, "I daresay you
think you've been very clever. But I wish you<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_317" id="Page_317"></SPAN></span>
knew what I think of you. And I'd tell you for
twopence."</p>
<p>"I'm a poor man, gentle lady—won't you
tell me for love?" His voice was soft and
pleading beneath the laugh that stung her.</p>
<p>"Yes, I <i>will</i> tell you—for nothing," she cried.
"You're a brute, and a hateful, interfering, disagreeable,
impertinent old thing, and I only hope
you'll have someone be as horrid to you as
you've been to me, that's all!"</p>
<p>"I think I've had that already—quite as
horrid," he said grimly. "This is not the moment
for compliments—but you have great
powers. You are brave, and I never met anyone
who could be more 'horrid,' as you call it,
in smaller compass, all with one little tiny
adjective. My felicitations. You <i>are</i> clever.
Come—don't be angry any more—I had to
do it—you'll understand some day."</p>
<p>"You wouldn't like it yourself," she said,
softening to something in his voice.</p>
<p>"I shouldn't have liked it at your age," he
said; "sixteen—fifteen—what is it?"</p>
<p>"I'm nineteen next birthday," she said with
dignity.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_318" id="Page_318"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"And the date?"</p>
<p>"The fifteenth of June—I don't know what
you mean by asking me."</p>
<p>"And to-day's the first of July," he said, and
sighed. "Well, well!—if your Highness will
allow me, I'll go and see whether your aunt's
light is out, and if it is, we'll attempt the re-entrance."</p>
<p>He went. She shivered, waiting for what felt
like hours. And the resentment against her aunts
grew faint in the light of her resentment against
her lover's messenger, and this, in its turn, was
outshone by her anger against her lover. He
had played cricket. He had risked his life—on
the very day whose evening should have
crowned that life by giving her to his arms.
She set her teeth. Then she yawned and
shivered again. It was an English July, and
very cold. And the slow minutes crept past.
What a fool she had been! Why had she not
made a fight for her liberty—for her right to
see Harry if she chose to see him? The aunts
would never have stood up against a well-planned,
determined, disagreeable resistance. In
the light of this doctor's talk the whole thing<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_319" id="Page_319"></SPAN></span>
did seem cowardly, romantic, and, worst of all,
insufferably young. Well—to-morrow everything
should change; she would fight for her
Love, not merely run away to him. But the
promise? Well, Harry was Harry, and a promise
was only a promise!</p>
<p>There were footsteps in the lane. The man
was coming back to her. She rose.</p>
<p>"It's all right," he said. "Come."</p>
<p>In silence they walked down the lane. Suddenly
he stopped.</p>
<p>"You'll thank me some day," he said. "Why
should you throw yourself away on Harry?
You're worth fifty of him. And I only wish I
had time to explain this to you thoroughly, but
I haven't!"</p>
<p>She, too, had stopped. Now she stamped her
foot.</p>
<p>"Look here," she said, "I'm not going to
promise anything at all. You needn't help me
if you don't want to—but I take back that
promise. Go!—do what you like! I mean
to stick to Harry—and I'll write and tell him
so to-night. So there!"</p>
<p>He clapped his hands very softly. "Bravo!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_320" id="Page_320"></SPAN></span>
he said; "that's the right spirit. Plucky child!
Any other girl would have broken the promise
without a word to me. Harry's luckier even
than I thought. I'll help you, little champion!
Come on."</p>
<p>He helped her over the wall; carried the
ladder to her window, and steadied it while
she mounted it. When she had climbed over the
window-ledge she turned and leaned out of the
window, to see him slowly mounting the ladder.
He threw his head back with a quick gesture
that meant "I have something more to say—lean
out!"</p>
<p>She leaned out. His face was on a level
with hers.</p>
<p>"You've slept soundly all night—don't forget
that—it's important," he whispered, "and—you
needn't tell Harry—one-sided things are so
trivial, but I can't help it. <i>I</i> have the passion
for romance too!"</p>
<p>With that he caught her neck in the curve of
his arm, and kissed her lightly but fervently.</p>
<p>"Good-bye!" he said; "thank you so much
for a very pleasant evening!" He dropped
from the ladder and was gone. She drew her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_321" id="Page_321"></SPAN></span>
curtain with angry suddenness. Then she lighted
candles and looked at herself in the looking-glass.
She thought she had never looked so
pretty. And she was right. Then she went to
bed, and slept like a tired baby.</p>
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<p>Next morning the suburb was electrified by
the discovery, made by the nursing aunt, that
all the silver and jewels and valuables from the
safe at the top of the stairs had vanished.</p>
<p>"The villains must have come through your
room, child," she said to Harry's sweetheart;
"the ladder proves that. Slept sound all night,
did you? Well, that was a mercy! They
might have murdered you in your bed if you'd
happened to be awake. You ought to be
humbly thankful when you think of what might
have happened."</p>
<p>The girl did not think very much of what
might have happened. What <i>had</i> happened
gave her quite food enough for reflection.
Especially when to her side of the night's adventures
was added the tale of Harry's.</p>
<p>He had not played cricket, he had not hurt
his knee, he had merely confided in his father's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_322" id="Page_322"></SPAN></span>
valet, and had given that unprincipled villain
a five-pound note to be at the Cross Roads—in
the orthodox style—with a cab for the flight,
a post-chaise being, alas! out of date. Instead
of doing this, the valet, with a confederate, had
gagged and bound young Harry, and set him in
a convenient corner against the local waterworks
to await events.</p>
<p>"I never would have believed it of him,"
added Harry, in an agitated india-rubber-ball
note, "he always seemed such a superior person,
you'd have thought he was a gentleman if you'd
met him in any other position."</p>
<p>"I should. I did," she said to herself. "And,
oh, how frightfully clever! And the way he
talked! And all the time he was only keeping
me out of the way while they stole the silver
and things. I wish he hadn't taken the ruby
necklace: it does suit me so. And what nerve!
He actually talked about the robberies in the
neighbourhood. He must have done them all.
Oh, what a pity! But he was a dear. And
how awfully wicked he was, too—but I'll never
tell Harry!"</p>
<p>She never has.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_323" id="Page_323"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Curiously enough, her Burglar Valet Hero was
not caught, though the police most intelligently
traced his career, from his being sent down from
Oxford to his last best burglary.</p>
<p>She was married to Harry, with the complete
consent of everyone concerned, for Harry had
money, and so had she, and there had never been
the slightest need for an elopement, save in
youth's perennial passion for romance. It was
on her birthday that she received a registered
postal packet. It had a good many queer postmarks
on it, and the stamps were those of a
South American republic. It was addressed to
her by her new name, which was as good as
new still. It came at breakfast-time, and it
contained the ruby necklace, several gold rings,
and a diamond brooch. All were the property
of her late aunts. Also there was an india-rubber
ball, and in it a letter.</p>
<p>"Here is a birthday present for you," it said.
"Try to forgive me. Some temptations are
absolutely irresistible. That one was. And it
was worth it. It rounded off the whole thing
so perfectly. That last indiscretion of mine
nearly ruined everything. There was a policeman<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_324" id="Page_324"></SPAN></span>
in the lane. I only escaped by the merest
fluke. But even then it would have been worth
it. At least, I should like you to believe that I
think so."</p>
<p>"His last indiscretion," said Harry, who saw
the note but not the india-rubber ball, "that
means stealing your aunts' things, of course,
unless it was dumping me down by the waterworks,
but, of course, that wasn't the last one.
But worth it? Why, he'd have had seven years
if they'd caught him—worth it? He <i>must</i> have
a passion for burglary."</p>
<p>She did not explain to Harry, because he
would never have understood. But the burglar
would have found it quite easy to understand
that or anything. She was so shocked to find
herself thinking this that she went over to Harry
and kissed him with more affection even than
usual.</p>
<p>"Yes, dear," he said, "I don't wonder you're
pleased to get something back out of all those
things. I quite understand."</p>
<p>"Yes, dear," said she. "I know. You always
do!"</p>
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