<h2><SPAN name="chap20"></SPAN> BOOK XX</h2>
<p class="letter">
ULYSSES CANNOT SLEEP—PENELOPE’S PRAYER TO DIANA—THE TWO SIGNS
FROM HEAVEN—EUMAEUS AND PHILOETIUS ARRIVE—THE SUITORS
DINE—CTESIPPUS THROWS AN OX’S FOOT AT ULYSSES—THEOCLYMENUS
FORETELLS DISASTER AND LEAVES THE HOUSE.</p>
<p>Ulysses slept in the cloister upon an undressed bullock’s hide, on the
top of which he threw several skins of the sheep the suitors had eaten, and
Eurynome<SPAN href="#linknote-156" name="linknoteref-156"><sup>[156]</sup></SPAN>
threw a cloak over him after he had laid himself down. There, then, Ulysses lay
wakefully brooding upon the way in which he should kill the suitors; and by and
by, the women who had been in the habit of misconducting themselves with them,
left the house giggling and laughing with one another. This made Ulysses very
angry, and he doubted whether to get up and kill every single one of them then
and there, or to let them sleep one more and last time with the suitors. His
heart growled within him, and as a bitch with puppies growls and shows her
teeth when she sees a stranger, so did his heart growl with anger at the evil
deeds that were being done: but he beat his breast and said, “Heart, be
still, you had worse than this to bear on the day when the terrible Cyclops ate
your brave companions; yet you bore it in silence till your cunning got you
safe out of the cave, though you made sure of being killed.”</p>
<p>Thus he chided with his heart, and checked it into endurance, but he tossed
about as one who turns a paunch full of blood and fat in front of a hot fire,
doing it first on one side and then on the other, that he may get it cooked as
soon as possible, even so did he turn himself about from side to side, thinking
all the time how, single handed as he was, he should contrive to kill so large
a body of men as the wicked suitors. But by and by Minerva came down from
heaven in the likeness of a woman, and hovered over his head saying, “My
poor unhappy man, why do you lie awake in this way? This is your house: your
wife is safe inside it, and so is your son who is just such a young man as any
father may be proud of.”</p>
<p>“Goddess,” answered Ulysses, “all that you have said is true,
but I am in some doubt as to how I shall be able to kill these wicked suitors
single handed, seeing what a number of them there always are. And there is this
further difficulty, which is still more considerable. Supposing that with
Jove’s and your assistance I succeed in killing them, I must ask you to
consider where I am to escape to from their avengers when it is all
over.”</p>
<p>“For shame,” replied Minerva, “why, any one else would trust
a worse ally than myself, even though that ally were only a mortal and less
wise than I am. Am I not a goddess, and have I not protected you throughout in
all your troubles? I tell you plainly that even though there were fifty bands
of men surrounding us and eager to kill us, you should take all their sheep and
cattle, and drive them away with you. But go to sleep; it is a very bad thing
to lie awake all night, and you shall be out of your troubles before
long.”</p>
<p>As she spoke she shed sleep over his eyes, and then went back to Olympus.</p>
<p>While Ulysses was thus yielding himself to a very deep slumber that eased the
burden of his sorrows, his admirable wife awoke, and sitting up in her bed
began to cry. When she had relieved herself by weeping she prayed to Diana
saying, “Great Goddess Diana, daughter of Jove, drive an arrow into my
heart and slay me; or let some whirlwind snatch me up and bear me through paths
of darkness till it drop me into the mouths of over-flowing Oceanus, as it did
the daughters of Pandareus. The daughters of Pandareus lost their father and
mother, for the gods killed them, so they were left orphans. But Venus took
care of them, and fed them on cheese, honey, and sweet wine. Juno taught them
to excel all women in beauty of form and understanding; Diana gave them an
imposing presence, and Minerva endowed them with every kind of accomplishment;
but one day when Venus had gone up to Olympus to see Jove about getting them
married (for well does he know both what shall happen and what not happen to
every one) the storm winds came and spirited them away to become handmaids to
the dread Erinyes. Even so I wish that the gods who live in heaven would hide
me from mortal sight, or that fair Diana might strike me, for I would fain go
even beneath the sad earth if I might do so still looking towards Ulysses only,
and without having to yield myself to a worse man than he was. Besides, no
matter how much people may grieve by day, they can put up with it so long as
they can sleep at night, for when the eyes are closed in slumber people forget
good and ill alike; whereas my misery haunts me even in my dreams. This very
night methought there was one lying by my side who was like Ulysses as he was
when he went away with his host, and I rejoiced, for I believed that it was no
dream, but the very truth itself.”</p>
<p>On this the day broke, but Ulysses heard the sound of her weeping, and it
puzzled him, for it seemed as though she already knew him and was by his side.
Then he gathered up the cloak and the fleeces on which he had lain, and set
them on a seat in the cloister, but he took the bullock’s hide out into
the open. He lifted up his hands to heaven, and prayed, saying “Father
Jove, since you have seen fit to bring me over land and sea to my own home
after all the afflictions you have laid upon me, give me a sign out of the
mouth of some one or other of those who are now waking within the house, and
let me have another sign of some kind from outside.”</p>
<p>Thus did he pray. Jove heard his prayer and forthwith thundered high up among
the clouds from the splendour of Olympus, and Ulysses was glad when he heard
it. At the same time within the house, a miller-woman from hard by in the mill
room lifted up her voice and gave him another sign. There were twelve
miller-women whose business it was to grind wheat and barley which are the
staff of life. The others had ground their task and had gone to take their
rest, but this one had not yet finished, for she was not so strong as they
were, and when she heard the thunder she stopped grinding and gave the sign to
her master. “Father Jove,” said she, “you, who rule over
heaven and earth, you have thundered from a clear sky without so much as a
cloud in it, and this means something for somebody; grant the prayer, then, of
me your poor servant who calls upon you, and let this be the very last day that
the suitors dine in the house of Ulysses. They have worn me out with labour of
grinding meal for them, and I hope they may never have another dinner anywhere
at all.”</p>
<p>Ulysses was glad when he heard the omens conveyed to him by the woman’s
speech, and by the thunder, for he knew they meant that he should avenge
himself on the suitors.</p>
<p>Then the other maids in the house rose and lit the fire on the hearth;
Telemachus also rose and put on his clothes. He girded his sword about his
shoulder, bound his sandals on to his comely feet, and took a doughty spear
with a point of sharpened bronze; then he went to the threshold of the cloister
and said to Euryclea, “Nurse, did you make the stranger comfortable both
as regards bed and board, or did you let him shift for himself?—for my
mother, good woman though she is, has a way of paying great attention to
second-rate people, and of neglecting others who are in reality much better
men.”</p>
<p>“Do not find fault child,” said Euryclea, “when there is no
one to find fault with. The stranger sat and drank his wine as long as he
liked: your mother did ask him if he would take any more bread and he said he
would not. When he wanted to go to bed she told the servants to make one for
him, but he said he was such a wretched outcast that he would not sleep on a
bed and under blankets; he insisted on having an undressed bullock’s hide
and some sheepskins put for him in the cloister and I threw a cloak over him
myself.”<SPAN href="#linknote-157"
name="linknoteref-157"><sup>[157]</sup></SPAN></p>
<p>Then Telemachus went out of the court to the place where the Achaeans were
meeting in assembly; he had his spear in his hand, and he was not alone, for
his two dogs went with him. But Euryclea called the maids and said,
“Come, wake up; set about sweeping the cloisters and sprinkling them with
water to lay the dust; put the covers on the seats; wipe down the tables, some
of you, with a wet sponge; clean out the mixing-jugs and the cups, and go for
water from the fountain at once; the suitors will be here directly; they will
be here early, for it is a feast day.”</p>
<p>Thus did she speak, and they did even as she had said: twenty of them went to
the fountain for water, and the others set themselves busily to work about the
house. The men who were in attendance on the suitors also came up and began
chopping firewood. By and by the women returned from the fountain, and the
swineherd came after them with the three best pigs he could pick out. These he
let feed about the premises, and then he said good-humouredly to Ulysses,
“Stranger, are the suitors treating you any better now, or are they as
insolent as ever?”</p>
<p>“May heaven,” answered Ulysses, “requite to them the
wickedness with which they deal high-handedly in another man’s house
without any sense of shame.”</p>
<p>Thus did they converse; meanwhile Melanthius the goatherd came up, for he too
was bringing in his best goats for the suitors’ dinner; and he had two
shepherds with him. They tied the goats up under the gatehouse, and then
Melanthius began gibing at Ulysses. “Are you still here, stranger,”
said he, “to pester people by begging about the house? Why can you not go
elsewhere? You and I shall not come to an understanding before we have given
each other a taste of our fists. You beg without any sense of decency: are
there not feasts elsewhere among the Achaeans, as well as here?”</p>
<p>Ulysses made no answer, but bowed his head and brooded. Then a third man,
Philoetius, joined them, who was bringing in a barren heifer and some goats.
These were brought over by the boatmen who are there to take people over when
any one comes to them. So Philoetius made his heifer and his goats secure under
the gatehouse, and then went up to the swineherd. “Who, Swineherd,”
said he, “is this stranger that is lately come here? Is he one of your
men? What is his family? Where does he come from? Poor fellow, he looks as if
he had been some great man, but the gods give sorrow to whom they
will—even to kings if it so pleases them.”</p>
<p>As he spoke he went up to Ulysses and saluted him with his right hand;
“Good day to you, father stranger,” said he, “you seem to be
very poorly off now, but I hope you will have better times by and by. Father
Jove, of all gods you are the most malicious. We are your own children, yet you
show us no mercy in all our misery and afflictions. A sweat came over me when I
saw this man, and my eyes filled with tears, for he reminds me of Ulysses, who
I fear is going about in just such rags as this man’s are, if indeed he
is still among the living. If he is already dead and in the house of Hades,
then, alas! for my good master, who made me his stockman when I was quite young
among the Cephallenians, and now his cattle are countless; no one could have
done better with them than I have, for they have bred like ears of corn;
nevertheless I have to keep bringing them in for others to eat, who take no
heed to his son though he is in the house, and fear not the wrath of heaven,
but are already eager to divide Ulysses’ property among them because he
has been away so long. I have often thought—only it would not be right
while his son is living—of going off with the cattle to some foreign
country; bad as this would be, it is still harder to stay here and be
ill-treated about other people’s herds. My position is intolerable, and I
should long since have run away and put myself under the protection of some
other chief, only that I believe my poor master will yet return, and send all
these suitors flying out of the house.”</p>
<p>“Stockman,” answered Ulysses, “you seem to be a very
well-disposed person, and I can see that you are a man of sense. Therefore I
will tell you, and will confirm my words with an oath. By Jove, the chief of
all gods, and by that hearth of Ulysses to which I am now come, Ulysses shall
return before you leave this place, and if you are so minded you shall see him
killing the suitors who are now masters here.”</p>
<p>“If Jove were to bring this to pass,” replied the stockman,
“you should see how I would do my very utmost to help him.”</p>
<p>And in like manner Eumaeus prayed that Ulysses might return home.</p>
<p>Thus did they converse. Meanwhile the suitors were hatching a plot to murder
Telemachus: but a bird flew near them on their left hand—an eagle with a
dove in its talons. On this Amphinomus said, “My friends, this plot of
ours to murder Telemachus will not succeed; let us go to dinner instead.”</p>
<p>The others assented, so they went inside and laid their cloaks on the benches
and seats. They sacrificed the sheep, goats, pigs, and the heifer, and when the
inward meats were cooked they served them round. They mixed the wine in the
mixing-bowls, and the swineherd gave every man his cup, while Philoetius handed
round the bread in the bread baskets, and Melanthius poured them out their
wine. Then they laid their hands upon the good things that were before them.</p>
<p>Telemachus purposely made Ulysses sit in the part of the cloister that was
paved with stone;<SPAN href="#linknote-158"
name="linknoteref-158"><sup>[158]</sup></SPAN> he gave him a shabby looking seat
at a little table to himself, and had his portion of the inward meats brought
to him, with his wine in a gold cup. “Sit there,” said he,
“and drink your wine among the great people. I will put a stop to the
gibes and blows of the suitors, for this is no public house, but belongs to
Ulysses, and has passed from him to me. Therefore, suitors, keep your hands and
your tongues to yourselves, or there will be mischief.”</p>
<p>The suitors bit their lips, and marvelled at the boldness of his speech; then
Antinous said, “We do not like such language but we will put up with it,
for Telemachus is threatening us in good earnest. If Jove had let us we should
have put a stop to his brave talk ere now.”</p>
<p>Thus spoke Antinous, but Telemachus heeded him not. Meanwhile the heralds were
bringing the holy hecatomb through the city, and the Achaeans gathered under
the shady grove of Apollo.</p>
<p>Then they roasted the outer meat, drew it off the spits, gave every man his
portion, and feasted to their heart’s content; those who waited at table
gave Ulysses exactly the same portion as the others had, for Telemachus had
told them to do so.</p>
<p>But Minerva would not let the suitors for one moment drop their insolence, for
she wanted Ulysses to become still more bitter against them. Now there happened
to be among them a ribald fellow, whose name was Ctesippus, and who came from
Same. This man, confident in his great wealth, was paying court to the wife of
Ulysses, and said to the suitors, “Hear what I have to say. The stranger
has already had as large a portion as any one else; this is well, for it is not
right nor reasonable to ill-treat any guest of Telemachus who comes here. I
will, however, make him a present on my own account, that he may have something
to give to the bath-woman, or to some other of Ulysses’ servants.”</p>
<p>As he spoke he picked up a heifer’s foot from the meat-basket in which it
lay, and threw it at Ulysses, but Ulysses turned his head a little aside, and
avoided it, smiling grimly Sardinian fashion<SPAN href="#linknote-159"
name="linknoteref-159"><sup>[159]</sup></SPAN> as he did so, and it hit the wall,
not him. On this Telemachus spoke fiercely to Ctesippus, “It is a good
thing for you,” said he, “that the stranger turned his head so that
you missed him. If you had hit him I should have run you through with my spear,
and your father would have had to see about getting you buried rather than
married in this house. So let me have no more unseemly behaviour from any of
you, for I am grown up now to the knowledge of good and evil and understand
what is going on, instead of being the child that I have been heretofore. I
have long seen you killing my sheep and making free with my corn and wine: I
have put up with this, for one man is no match for many, but do me no further
violence. Still, if you wish to kill me, kill me; I would far rather die than
see such disgraceful scenes day after day—guests insulted, and men
dragging the women servants about the house in an unseemly way.”</p>
<p>They all held their peace till at last Agelaus son of Damastor said, “No
one should take offence at what has just been said, nor gainsay it, for it is
quite reasonable. Leave off, therefore, ill-treating the stranger, or any one
else of the servants who are about the house; I would say, however, a friendly
word to Telemachus and his mother, which I trust may commend itself to both.
‘As long,’ I would say, ‘as you had ground for hoping that
Ulysses would one day come home, no one could complain of your waiting and
suffering<SPAN href="#linknote-160" name="linknoteref-160"><sup>[160]</sup></SPAN>
the suitors to be in your house. It would have been better that he should have
returned, but it is now sufficiently clear that he will never do so; therefore
talk all this quietly over with your mother, and tell her to marry the best
man, and the one who makes her the most advantageous offer. Thus you will
yourself be able to manage your own inheritance, and to eat and drink in peace,
while your mother will look after some other man’s house, not
yours.’”</p>
<p>To this Telemachus answered, “By Jove, Agelaus, and by the sorrows of my
unhappy father, who has either perished far from Ithaca, or is wandering in
some distant land, I throw no obstacles in the way of my mother’s
marriage; on the contrary I urge her to choose whomsoever she will, and I will
give her numberless gifts into the bargain, but I dare not insist point blank
that she shall leave the house against her own wishes. Heaven forbid that I
should do this.”</p>
<p>Minerva now made the suitors fall to laughing immoderately, and set their wits
wandering; but they were laughing with a forced laughter. Their meat became
smeared with blood; their eyes filled with tears, and their hearts were heavy
with forebodings. Theoclymenus saw this and said, “Unhappy men, what is
it that ails you? There is a shroud of darkness drawn over you from head to
foot, your cheeks are wet with tears; the air is alive with wailing voices; the
walls and roof-beams drip blood; the gate of the cloisters and the court beyond
them are full of ghosts trooping down into the night of hell; the sun is
blotted out of heaven, and a blighting gloom is over all the land.”</p>
<p>Thus did he speak, and they all of them laughed heartily. Eurymachus then said,
“This stranger who has lately come here has lost his senses. Servants,
turn him out into the streets, since he finds it so dark here.”</p>
<p>But Theoclymenus said, “Eurymachus, you need not send any one with me. I
have eyes, ears, and a pair of feet of my own, to say nothing of an
understanding mind. I will take these out of the house with me, for I see
mischief overhanging you, from which not one of you men who are insulting
people and plotting ill deeds in the house of Ulysses will be able to
escape.”</p>
<p>He left the house as he spoke, and went back to Piraeus who gave him welcome,
but the suitors kept looking at one another and provoking Telemachus by
laughing at the strangers. One insolent fellow said to him, “Telemachus,
you are not happy in your guests; first you have this importunate tramp, who
comes begging bread and wine and has no skill for work or for hard fighting,
but is perfectly useless, and now here is another fellow who is setting himself
up as a prophet. Let me persuade you, for it will be much better to put them on
board ship and send them off to the Sicels to sell for what they will
bring.”</p>
<p>Telemachus gave him no heed, but sate silently watching his father, expecting
every moment that he would begin his attack upon the suitors.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the daughter of Icarius, wise Penelope, had had a rich seat placed
for her facing the court and cloisters, so that she could hear what every one
was saying. The dinner indeed had been prepared amid much merriment; it had
been both good and abundant, for they had sacrificed many victims; but the
supper was yet to come, and nothing can be conceived more gruesome than the
meal which a goddess and a brave man were soon to lay before them—for
they had brought their doom upon themselves.</p>
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