<h2><SPAN name="ACT_IV" id="ACT_IV"></SPAN>ACT IV</h2>
<p><SPAN name="page_138" id="page_138"></SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN name="page_139" id="page_139"></SPAN></p>
<div class="blockquot"><p class="hang"><i>The Lawn and Shrubbery at Longbourn.</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet</span> <i>is seated in a
garden chair with pillows at her back. She has an umbrella over her
head. Near her stands a table on which are bottles, dishes, etc.
She wears a big cap, and is gowned in a widely-flowing, flowered
chamber-robe, over which is fastened a shawl; across her knees is a
lap-robe. Her entire get-up is grotesque and laughable. About her
hover the housekeeper</i>, <span class="smcap">Hill</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>.</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Dear mamma, do try and take some of this nice gruel. You will be ill if
you do not eat something.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Hill.</span></p>
<p>Yes, do, I beg of you, Madam. Now that you are once more in the air, if
you will only take some food you will feel much better.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Fretfully.</i>] How can I feel better? I must be ill. It is all very well
for the rest of you, now that this disgrace has been brought upon
me—but if I had been able to carry my point—if I could have gone to
Brighton with all my family, this would never have happened. But poor
dear<SPAN name="page_140" id="page_140"></SPAN> Lydia had nobody to take care of her. Oh, that villainous Wickham!
I am sure there was some great neglect or other somewhere, for Lydia is
not the kind of girl to run away with a man. But no one would listen to
me. I was overruled, as I always am. Poor Lydia! Poor dear child!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Soothingly.</i>] Oh, mamma, try to be calm.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Hill.</span></p>
<p>Yes, Madam, this excitement is so bad for you.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>How can I help being excited? You have no feelings. Here is Mr. Bennet
gone away, and I know he will fight that abominable Wickham and be
killed. And then what is to become of us all? The Collinses will turn us
out before Mr. Bennet is cold in his grave.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Oh, mamma, do not have such terrific ideas.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Weeping.</i>] If my brother Gardiner is not kind to me, I do not know
what we shall do.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Yes, yes. My Uncle Gardiner is very kind. He is doing everything in his
power for us. He is helping my<SPAN name="page_141" id="page_141"></SPAN> father now in London, you know. I hope
he will find Lydia, and perhaps he may be able to arrange a marriage
after all. You must not give up so, dear mamma.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Hill.</span></p>
<p>No indeed, Madam. You must not indeed.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Brightening.</i>] Yes, Jane, that is true. My brother may be able to see
that they are married. Write to him at once, Jane. Tell him to find them
out wherever they may be, and if they are not married already, make them
marry. Oh, I do think that Wickham is the wickedest young man in the
world to so deceive my poor innocent Lydia. But, Jane, go and write my
brother and tell him that Lydia need not wait for wedding clothes—don't
let her even give directions till she has seen me, for she doesn't know
which are the best warehouses. And oh, Jane, tell my brother to keep
your father from fighting that hateful Wickham. Tell him what a dreadful
state I am in.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Yes, mamma. [<i>She is about to go.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Where are you going?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Why, to write the letter, mamma<SPAN name="page_142" id="page_142"></SPAN>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Fretfully.</i>] Oh, not just this minute. Don't leave me alone. Where is
Lizzy?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>She has gone down the road to meet the post. She hopes to bring you good
news.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Lamenting.</i>] She had better stay here and be of some help. She has
only just got home and now she leaves me. But nobody thinks of me.
Nobody knows what I suffer. I am frightened out of my wits. I have such
tremblings and flutterings all over me—such spasms in my side—and
pains in my head, and such beatings at my heart. Oh, I can get no rest
by night or by day! [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Hill</span>.] You might try and do something, Hill.
Where is my soothing draught?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Hill.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Looking.</i>] Here, Madam. No, I must have left it in your room. I will
run fetch it. [<i>She goes out quickly.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Who has been looking off toward the driveway during part of this
tirade.</i>] Oh, mamma—mamma! Lizzy's running up the drive. She is
smiling! She has some good news, I am sure<SPAN name="page_143" id="page_143"></SPAN>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Take care, Jane. You are exciting me. Oh, my poor nerves.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>enters, breathless. She has a letter in her hand.</i>]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Oh, good news—good news, Jane!—mamma! They are married!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Oh, Lizzy—Lizzy!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>You are sure, Lizzy? Don't excite me. You are sure?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Half laughing and half crying.</i>] Oh, yes, 'tis certain. My dear Aunt
Gardiner has written me all about it. They are really married! Oh, how
good my uncle is! [<i>She kisses the letter.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Oh, Jane—Oh, Lizzy! My dear, dear Lydia! She is really married! I shall
see her again! Oh, my good, kind brother! But how did it happen, Lizzy?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Yes, tell us all about it. Let me read it. [<i>She reaches for the
letter.</i><SPAN name="page_144" id="page_144"></SPAN>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Keeping the letter.</i>] No, I will tell you. Well, my father and my
uncle succeeded in finding Lydia. My aunt does not tell me just how it
was done.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Triumphantly.</i>] And your father found that they were married after
all. I told him——</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>No, mamma. They were not married, and they had no idea of being—but my
father and uncle insisted upon it. They took Lydia away at once to my
aunt's house and from there, they were married only yesterday at St.
Clement's Church.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>St. Clement's—fine!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>My dear good uncle has arranged to have all Mr. Wickham's debts paid and
my father is to settle an allowance on Lydia.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>But where are they? What are they going to do?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>My father is coming home at once. He may be here at any moment. At first
he would not consent to let Lydia<SPAN name="page_145" id="page_145"></SPAN> and Wickham come to us, but my aunt
and uncle urged it—and my father knew how anxious mamma would be—and
so <i>they</i> are coming here too.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>At once?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Yes, directly, to-day.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Oh, my dear Lydia! How I long to see her, and to see my dear Wickham
too. But the clothes, the wedding clothes! I must write to my Sister
Gardiner about them directly.</p>
<p>[<i>She tries to get out of the chair.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Oh, mamma, there is plenty of time for that.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Well, perhaps so. My dear, dear Lydia! How merry we shall all be
together! I am so happy! Lydia married. She is Mrs. Wickham. How well it
sounds. My dear Jane, I must see about the clothes. We will settle with
your father about the money later. Oh, I am in such a flutter! Here
comes Hill. [<span class="smcap">Hill</span> <i>enters with the bottle</i>.] My dear Hill, have you
heard the news? Miss Lydia is married and is coming home directly.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Hill.</span></p>
<p>Indeed<SPAN name="page_146" id="page_146"></SPAN>!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Yes, you shall all have a bowl of punch, to make merry for her wedding,
and I am going into the house to write about the clothes. [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>,
<i>who is going with her</i>.] No, Jane, you stay where you are. I know what
I am about. Come, Hill. Think of it—Mrs. Wickham!</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>She goes out leaning on</i> <span class="smcap">Hill's</span> <i>arm, leaving</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span> and <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>
together.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Oh, Lizzy, how relieved and happy we should be. Is not it wonderful?
[<i>Anxiously.</i>] Are you sure it is true? Have you told us all?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Yes, Jane, it is true. They are really married. And for this we are to
be thankful. In spite of Lydia's folly and Wickham's wretched character,
we are to rejoice. How strange it is! Heigh-ho!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Putting out her hand for the letter which</i> <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>still carries</i>.]
May not I read the letter, Lizzy?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>No, not now, dear. My aunt has some queer notions in her head. Later
perhaps. [<i>After a pause.</i>] I am very sorry now that in my agitation I
told Mr. Darcy about this wretched affair. Now that it has come out so<SPAN name="page_147" id="page_147"></SPAN>
well, he need never have known anything about it, and it would have
saved me a great deal of mortification.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>But how would you ever have explained things to Charlotte and Mr.
Collins without his help? Mr. Darcy made everything so smooth and
plausible for your sudden departure.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Yes, that is true.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Really, Lizzy, I think I shall have to take up the cudgels in Mr.
Darcy's defence. His kindness to you has quite won my heart, and his
amazing proposal was certainly a most flattering compliment. Why can you
see no good in Mr. Darcy, Lizzy? You were always so full of excuses for
Wickham, though it is true his open and delightful manners deceived us
all.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Yes, there certainly was some great mismanagement in the education of
those two young men. One has all the goodness and the other all the
appearance of it.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>I never thought Mr. Darcy so deficient in the appearance of it as you
did, and he certainly could hardly have had the friends he has if he did
not possess some good qualities.<SPAN name="page_148" id="page_148"></SPAN> [<i>Shyly.</i>] Lizzy, have you heard that
Mr. Bingley is back in Netherfield?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Astonished.</i>] Oh, Jane, no. When did he come? Have you seen him?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>No; I hardly expect to see him.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Brightly.</i>] Yes, you will, if he has returned. [<i>Suddenly clapping her
hands.</i>] Oh, I understand. [<i>Kissing her.</i>] My darling Jane, you are
going to be very happy!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Lizzy dear—don't, don't. That is all over now, and besides I don't want
to be happy unless you can be, too.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Oh, forty Mr. Bingleys wouldn't make me happy. Till I have your
disposition, I never can have happiness. No, no, let me shift for
myself. Perhaps if I have very good luck I may meet with another Mr.
Collins in time.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Harris.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Entering.</i>] Mr. Bennet has returned, Madam, and is looking for you.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Papa returned<SPAN name="page_149" id="page_149"></SPAN>!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Where is he, Harris? [<i>Looking off.</i>] There he comes! Papa!</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>They run to meet</i> <span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet</span>, <i>and, bringing him in, seat him in
a garden chair, one on either side of him</i>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Papa, tell us all about it quickly—quickly.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Are they really married, papa?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Yes, that misfortune is well settled on them. They are married fast
enough.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>And where are they? When will they be here?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>I should say they would be here directly. I didn't care to travel with
them, but they are not far behind—only just far enough to keep out of
the dust of my post chaise.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Dear papa—how you must have suffered!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Say nothing of that—who should suffer but myself? It has been my own
doing, and I ought to feel it<SPAN name="page_150" id="page_150"></SPAN>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>You must not be too severe upon yourself.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>You may well warn me against such an evil. No, Lizzy, let me once in my
life feel how much I have been to blame. The impression will pass away
soon enough.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>But, papa, how did you persuade them to marry?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>I didn't persuade them; I haven't the means. It is all your uncle's
doing. He has managed to buy Wickham for us.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>Oh, dear good uncle!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Looks at</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span> <i>quizzically</i>.] But there are two things that I want
very much to know—one is how much money your uncle has laid down to
bring it about, and the other, how I am ever to pay him.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>But my uncle did not do it all?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>No, papa. My Aunt Gardiner has written me that you are to give Lydia an
allowance<SPAN name="page_151" id="page_151"></SPAN>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Yes, one hundred a year. Do you think that any man in his proper senses
would marry Lydia on so slight a temptation as one hundred a year?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>That is very true, though it had not occurred to me before. Oh, it must
be my uncle's doings. Generous man! I am afraid he has distressed
himself. A small sum could not do all this.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>No, Wickham's a fool if he takes Lydia with a farthing less than ten
thousand pounds. I should be sorry to think so ill of him in the very
beginning of our relationship.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Ten thousand pounds! Heaven forbid! How is one-half such a sum to be
repaid?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>That is what I should like to know.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Well, my uncle's kindness can never be requited. If such goodness as his
does not make Lydia miserable, then she will never deserve to be happy.</p>
<p>[<i>Laughter and voices are heard outside.</i><SPAN name="page_152" id="page_152"></SPAN>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Surely I hear voices. [<i>Looking off.</i>] Why, they have come. See
papa—Jane—there are Lydia and Wickham.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mr. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Yes, here they are. I will go to the library. I can receive their
congratulations later. You know I am prodigiously fond of Wickham,
Lizzy. I defy even Sir William Lucas himself to produce a more valuable
son-in-law.</p>
<p>[<i>He goes out.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>I must run and tell mamma.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>She is just starting when</i> <span class="smcap">Wickham</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Lydia</span> <i>enter. They are
in travelling dress and are followed by servants bringing all sorts
of bandboxes, wraps and parcels. They come in with the utmost
unconcern and no shadow of shame.</i>]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>Well, Jane, well, Lizzy, here we are!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Wickham.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Smiling and unabashed.</i>] My sister, Jane—My sister Elizabeth.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>He kisses their hands.</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>are confused and
blushing. Neither</i> <span class="smcap">Wickham</span> <i>nor</i> <span class="smcap">Lydia</span> <i>is in the least
discomposed</i>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Looking about.</i>] Good gracious! Here I am again! I am sure I had no
idea of being married when I went away, though I thought it would be
very good fun if I was. Why don't you take the boxes in, Harris?
Wickham, have you seen my pink-flowered bandbox? [<i>Looking over the
parcels.</i>] No, it isn't here. Oh, my dear Wickham, do go fetch it—you
know 'tis the box with the white satin hat you bought me. I wouldn't
lose it for the world. Go, go!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Wickham.</span></p>
<p>Certainly, my dear. [<i>To the girls.</i>] You see how eagerly I embrace my
new opportunities!</p>
<p>[<i>He runs out, laughing.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>[<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>.] Oh, girls, I am dying to give you an
account of my wedding.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>I think there cannot be too little said on that subject.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>La, you are so strange. But Jane wants to hear, I know. Anyway, I want
to tell you. Well, there was such a fuss! My aunt was preaching and
talking away to me all the time I was dressing, just as if she was
reading a sermon. I didn't hear one word in ten of it all. I was<SPAN name="page_154" id="page_154"></SPAN>
thinking of my dear Wickham. I longed to know whether he would be
married in his blue coat. Well, we got to church, and then my uncle gave
me a fright after we got there, because he was so late, and he was going
to give me away, you know. But then, if he hadn't come, Mr. Darcy might
have done as well.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane and Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Mr. Darcy!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>Oh, yes, Darcy was there. He came along with Wickham. [<i>Suddenly
stopping.</i>] But gracious me! I quite forgot. I ought not to have said a
word about it. I promised them as faithfully—what will Wickham say? It
was to be such a secret.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>If it was to be a secret, Lydia, say not another word on the subject. We
shall ask you no questions.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>looks most anxious, but says nothing</i>.]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>Thank you—for if you did, I should certainly tell you all, and then
Wickham would be angry. [<i>She sees</i> <span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet</span>, <i>who enters in great
excitement from the house</i>.] Oh, there is mamma.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>They rush into each other's arms.</i> <span class="smcap">Wickham</span> <i>returns at about the
same time</i>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>Oh, my dear, dear Lydia! [<i>To</i> <span class="smcap">Wickham</span> <i>with affectionate warmth</i>.] My
dear Wickham!</p>
<p>[<i>They also embrace.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>Oh, mamma! Aren't you glad to see us? [<span class="smcap">Wickham</span> <i>turns and talks to</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>
<i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>.] Do all the people hereabouts know that I am married? I
was afraid they might not, and so I let my hand just rest on the
window-frame outside the carriage, so that everybody could see my
wedding ring; and then I bowed and smiled like everything.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>You may be sure, my dear, that everybody will rejoice with us in our
good luck. [<i>Sighing.</i>] Your marriage is a great compensation to me
after all my disappointment about Jane and Lizzy. I do not blame Jane,
for she would have got Mr. Bingley if she could. But Lizzy! Oh, Lydia,
it is very hard to think she might now have been Mrs. Collins! But how
about your clothes?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>Oh, I have a lot already. You may be sure I would not forget <i>them</i>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Bennet.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Alarmed.</i>] But you didn't know the best warehouses! Well, never mind,
we will see to that later. Now you must<SPAN name="page_156" id="page_156"></SPAN> all come in and have dinner.
You must be famished. Come, girls. Come, my dear Wickham.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>They all go toward the house. At the door</i> <span class="smcap">Lydia</span> <i>pushes</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>
<i>back</i>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lydia.</span></p>
<p>Ah, Jane, I take your place now. I go first because I am a married
woman.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>They all go into the house. After a pause</i>, <span class="smcap">Harris's</span> <i>voice is
heard outside</i>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Harris.</span></p>
<p>Will not you come into the house, Madam?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Entering, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Harris</span>.] No, I prefer to remain here. Tell Miss
Elizabeth Bennet that a lady wishes to see her at once. Remember, I
cannot be kept waiting.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Harris.</span></p>
<p>Yes, Madam. [<i>He bows and goes out.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Looks about her with a sniff, then deliberately seats herself in the
big garden chair with the umbrella over it. She mutters to herself from
time to time and taps her foot impatiently.</i>] Insufferable impudence!
Conceited little minx! She shall have a piece of my mind.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>comes to her from the house</i>.<SPAN name="page_157" id="page_157"></SPAN>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Without moving.</i>] Miss Bennet, you can be at no loss to understand the
reason of my journey hither. Your own heart—your own conscience must
tell you why I come.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>In unaffected astonishment.</i>] Indeed, you are mistaken, Madam. I am
not at all able to account for the honour of seeing you here.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>Miss Bennet, you ought to know that I am not to be trifled with. I have
just been told that you—that Miss Elizabeth Bennet would in all
likelihood be soon married to my nephew, Mr. Darcy. Though I know it to
be a scandalous falsehood, I instantly resolved on setting off for this
place that I might make my sentiments known to you.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>With astonishment and disdain.</i>] If you believed it impossible to be
true, I wonder you took the trouble of coming so far. What could your
Ladyship propose by it?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>At once to insist upon having such a report universally contradicted.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Coolly.</i>] Your coming to Longbourn to see me and my<SPAN name="page_158" id="page_158"></SPAN> family, will be
rather a confirmation of it, if indeed such a report is in existence.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>If! Do you then pretend to be ignorant of it? Do you not know that such
a report is spread about?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>I never heard that it was.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>And can you likewise declare that there is no foundation for it?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Your Ladyship may ask questions which I shall not choose to answer.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>This is not to be borne. Miss Bennet, I insist upon being satisfied. Has
he—has my nephew made you an offer of marriage?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Your Ladyship has declared it to be impossible.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>It ought to be so. But your arts and allurements may have made him
forget what he owes to himself and to all his family. You may have drawn
him in<SPAN name="page_159" id="page_159"></SPAN>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>If I have, I shall be the last person to confess it.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>Miss Bennet, do you know who I am? I have not been accustomed to such
language as this. I am Mr. Darcy's own aunt, and am entitled to know all
his dearest concerns.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>But you are not entitled to know <i>mine</i>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>Let me be rightly understood. This match can never take place. No,
never. Mr. Darcy is engaged to my daughter. Now what have you got to
say?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Only this—that if it is so, you can have no reason to suppose Mr. Darcy
will make an offer to me.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Hesitating.</i>] The engagement between them is of a peculiar kind. While
in their cradles, my sister and I planned their union. Do you pay no
regard to the wishes of his friends? Do not you see that honour,
decorum—nay, interest, forbid you marrying my nephew? Yes <i>interest</i>,
Miss Bennet. For you will be slighted and despised by everyone connected
with him<SPAN name="page_160" id="page_160"></SPAN>!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>These are heavy misfortunes. But the wife of Mr. Darcy must have such
extraordinary sources of happiness that she could have no cause to
repine.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>In a rage.</i>] Obstinate, headstrong girl! Tell me once for all—are you
engaged to my nephew?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Hesitates, then firmly.</i>] I am not.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Relieved.</i>] And will you promise me never to enter into such an
engagement?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>I will make no promise of the kind.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>Miss Bennet, I am shocked and astonished. I shall not go away until you
have given me the assurance I require.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>And I certainly never shall give it. I must beg, therefore, to be
importuned no further on the subject.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>In a fury, but trying to speak calmly.</i>] Not so hasty, if you please.
I had hoped to spare you this last humiliation<SPAN name="page_161" id="page_161"></SPAN>—but your insolence
forbids it. I am no stranger to the particulars of your sister's
infamous elopement. I know all! The young man's marrying her was a
patched-up business at the expense of <i>my nephew</i>. [<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>starts
violently</i>.] Oh, you needn't start, Miss! Nobody knows about the whole
affair better than you. But I don't wonder you blush to find yourself
discovered. You used your arts well. My nephew must have spent full five
or six thousand pounds to save your family from disgrace. I should think
that such generosity might appeal a little to your gratitude and your
sense of decency.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Amazed.</i>] Oh, Madam,—I——</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>It is quite useless to protest. I have my facts from the best authority.
Heaven knows Darcy has reason enough to keep away from Wickham's
flirtations and entanglements, but [<i>stopping herself.</i>] that is a
family affair. However, <i>you</i> have managed to get him mixed up in them
again to the extent of five thousand pounds. But that is not
enough,—you want to make this shameless girl my nephew's <i>sister</i>, and
the son of his father's steward his brother. Heaven and Earth! Are the
shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Speaking with great effort.</i>] Madam, you have insulted<SPAN name="page_162" id="page_162"></SPAN> me in every
possible manner. I must beg to return to the house. This is beyond
endurance.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>Selfish girl! You are then resolved to have him?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Lady Catherine, I have nothing further to say.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Lady Catherine.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Rising from her chair.</i>] Very well. I shall now know how to act. Do
not imagine your ambition will be gratified. Depend upon it, I shall
carry my point. [<i>Going.</i>] I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet. You
deserve no such attention. You will see what it is to rouse my
displeasure.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Lady Catherine</span> <i>goes out</i>.]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Sinking upon the garden seat, overwhelmed.</i>] Can it be possible? Do we
owe all this to Darcy? Oh, it is intolerable! [<i>She puts her hands over
her face in an abandonment of grief.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Is heard outside calling.</i>] Lizzy! Lizzy! [<i>She enters, and on seeing
her sister rushes to her.</i>] Lizzy dear! What is it? Is there any new
trouble?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Throwing her arms about her sister.</i>] Oh, Jane, Jane!<SPAN name="page_163" id="page_163"></SPAN> Yes, there is
no end of trouble. Lady Catherine has been here.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Astounded.</i>] Lady Catherine!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Yes, yes, and—she says—that—oh, Jane——</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Distressed.</i>] <i>Tell</i> me, Lizzy!</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>She says it was Darcy who paid all the money to Wickham—it was Darcy
saved us—and—and she says I persuaded him. <i>I</i> ensnared him, and—and
she has insulted me.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>My dear, dear Lizzy. There <i>must</i> be some mistake. It was my good uncle
who——</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>A little calmer.</i>] No—no, Jane, it must be true. I can put things
together now. My aunt's hints in the letter—you know I did not want to
show it you. Then what Lydia let fall, and her fear of Wickham's anger.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Jane.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Soothingly.</i>] Well, dear, even so, Mr. Darcy's <i>motive</i> is clear
enough—and that should give you no pain<SPAN name="page_164" id="page_164"></SPAN>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>You are mistaken. I know his motive. He feels that he is responsible
because he was silent about Wickham's true character. He told me that
all this would never have happened, had he done his duty. And now, he
will despise us. He will never wish to see us again as long as he lives!</p>
<p>[<i>She walks up and down in great excitement.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Harris.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Entering; to</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>.] The young gentlemen from Netherfield, Madam. I
told them they would find you here.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Oh, Jane, I <i>cannot</i> see them.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>She tries to run away, but before she can escape</i> <span class="smcap">Bingley</span>
<i>enters, all smiles, followed by</i> <span class="smcap">Darcy</span>, <i>who looks very much
troubled and excited. They are both in riding dress</i>; <span class="smcap">Darcy</span>
<i>carries a whip</i>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Bingley.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Shaking hands.</i>] Miss Bennet, I am so happy to see you again. Miss
Elizabeth, it is good indeed to be back once more at Longbourn.</p>
<p>[<i>He takes</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span> <i>to a garden seat</i>.]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Embarrassed.</i>] Miss Bennet, believe me, I should not have followed my
friend. I only expected to ride with<SPAN name="page_165" id="page_165"></SPAN> him to the Lodge, but—but I met
my aunt coming away from here, and from something she said, I feared,—I
imagined she might have offended—distressed you.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>does not reply</i>.]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Bingley.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Gaily.</i>] Miss Bennet is going to show me the Hermitage. We shall be
back directly.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Jane</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Bingley</span> <i>go out</i>.]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Looking anxiously at</i> <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>, <i>who remains silent</i>.] Forgive my
intrusion. I will go.</p>
<p>[<i>He starts to go away.</i>]</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Recovering herself.</i>] No—stay, Mr. Darcy. Excuse my own incivility.
Your aunt's visit has excited me. I shall be myself in a moment. [<span class="smcap">Darcy</span>
<i>stands by, miserable. At length she speaks in a calmer tone.</i>] Mr.
Darcy, your aunt has told me of our overwhelming obligation to you. You
must let me thank you for your unexampled kindness to my poor sister.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Exploding and banging his whip against his knees.</i>]</p>
<p>Damn!—Oh, I beg your pardon, Miss Bennet. I <i>beg</i> your pardon. What
right has my aunt to meddle in my affairs? How <i>dare</i> she give you such
distress<SPAN name="page_166" id="page_166"></SPAN>?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>It is far better that we know the truth, Mr. Darcy. For my part, I can
never express to you our obligation.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>Oh, Miss Bennet—I beg of you! The obligation was entirely my own. I
only did what was my decent, plain duty. [<i>Faltering.</i>] You remember—I
told you—if I had spoken, this would never have happened.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Yes, I remember. But you exaggerated your responsibility. I—we—of
course my father will see you about your loan to us. I would not have
Lady Catherine think——</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Furious again.</i>] Oh, I will settle matters with Lady Catherine! Have
no fears on that score, Miss Bennet. <i>She</i> shall be set right, I assure
you.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>Thank you. And for all your trouble—your kindness—my family can never
repay you.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>Your family owes me nothing. If I had any thought beyond my duty, it was
a thought of—you. [<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>turns away</i>.] Oh, pardon me. Perhaps, I
ought not to say all this—but I owe you a great deal, Miss
Bennet—<SPAN name="page_167" id="page_167"></SPAN>more than you can know; and I want you to understand me better.
I really am not the pretentious prig I must have seemed to you. I wish
you could forgive my abominable pride.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Looking at him with a half smile.</i>] I will, on one condition.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>Name it.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>That you forget my unwarrantable prejudice.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>Oh, Miss Bennet! [<i>He goes impetuously forward—then restraining
himself, smiles and looks down at her.</i>] I really think, after all, I
shall have to be grateful to my aunt. She has done us an enormous
service.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Smiling still more.</i>] Well, Lady Catherine loves to be useful!</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<i>At the back of the scene</i> <span class="smcap">Bingley</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>, <i>absorbed in each
other, pass by, hand in hand</i>. <span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>looks at them, then turns
to</i> <span class="smcap">Darcy</span>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Archly.</i>] Is <i>that</i> by your permission<SPAN name="page_168" id="page_168"></SPAN>?</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Ruefully.</i>] Yes, I told you I had been kinder to my friend than to
myself.</p>
<div class="blockquot"><p>[<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>, <i>silent, still looks after</i> <span class="smcap">Bingley</span> <i>and</i> <span class="smcap">Jane</span>.]</p>
</div>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Continues in a discouraged tone.</i>] Well, I deserve it. It is my own
fault. My selfish conceit has wounded you past help. Every sentiment of
your nature has felt it—seen it.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Demurely.</i>] But <i>one</i> sentiment they say is <i>blind</i>.</p>
<p class="charct"><span class="smcap">Darcy.</span></p>
<p>[<i>Stunned.</i>] Miss Bennet! [<span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span> <i>looks up at him. He rushes toward
her.</i>] Dearest, loveliest Elizabeth!</p>
<p>[<i>He holds her in his arms.</i>]</p>
<p><br/>
<br/></p>
<p class="c">CURTAIN.</p>
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