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<h3> Long Distance </h3>
<p>Chet Ball was painting a wooden chicken yellow. The wooden chicken was
mounted on a six-by-twelve board. The board was mounted on four tiny
wheels. The whole would eventually be pulled on a string guided by the
plump, moist hand of some blissful five-year-old.</p>
<p>You got the incongruity of it the instant your eye fell upon Chet Ball.
Chet's shoulders alone would have loomed large in contrast with any
wooden toy ever devised, including the Trojan horse. Everything about
him, from the big, blunt-fingered hands that held the ridiculous chick
to the great muscular pillar of his neck, was in direct opposition to
his task, his surroundings, and his attitude.</p>
<p>Chet's proper milieu was Chicago, Illinois (the West Side); his job
that of lineman for the Gas, Light & Power Company; his normal working
position astride the top of a telegraph pole, supported in his perilous
perch by a lineman's leather belt and the kindly fates, both of which
are likely to trick you in an emergency.</p>
<p>Yet now he lolled back among his pillows, dabbing complacently at the
absurd yellow toy. A description of his surroundings would sound like
pages 3 to 17 of a novel by Mrs. Humphry Ward. The place was all
greensward, and terraces, and sundials, and beeches, and even those
rhododendrons without which no English novel or country estate is
complete. The presence of Chet Ball among his pillows and some
hundreds similarly disposed revealed to you at once the fact that this
particular English estate was now transformed into Reconstruction
Hospital No. 9.</p>
<p>The painting of the chicken quite finished (including two beady black
paint eyes), Chet was momentarily at a loss. Miss Kate had not told
him to stop painting when the chicken was completed. Miss Kate was at
the other end of the sunny garden walk, bending over a wheel chair. So
Chet went on painting, placidly. One by one, with meticulous nicety,
he painted all his fingernails a bright and cheery yellow. Then he did
the whole of his left thumb and was starting on the second joint of the
index finger when Miss Kate came up behind him and took the brush
gently from his strong hands.</p>
<p>"You shouldn't have painted your fingers," she said.</p>
<p>Chet surveyed them with pride. "They look swell."</p>
<p>Miss Kate did not argue the point. She put the freshly painted wooden
chicken on the table to dry in the sun. Her eyes fell upon a letter
bearing an American postmark and addressed to Sergeant Chester Ball,
with a lot of cryptic figures and letters strung out after it, such as
A.E.F. and Co. 11.</p>
<p>"Here's a letter for you!" She infused a lot of Glad into her voice.
But Chet only cast a languid eye upon it and said, "Yeh?"</p>
<p>"I'll read it to you, shall I? It's a nice fat one."</p>
<p>Chet sat back, indifferent, negatively acquiescent. And Miss Kate
began to read in her clear young voice, there in the sunshine and scent
of the centuries-old English garden.</p>
<p>It marked an epoch in Chet's life—that letter. It reached out across
the Atlantic Ocean from the Chester Ball of his Chicago days, before he
had even heard of English gardens.</p>
<p>Your true lineman has a daredevil way with the women, as have all men
whose calling is a hazardous one. Chet was a crack workman. He could
shinny up a pole, strap his emergency belt, open his tool kit, wield
his pliers with expert deftness, and climb down again in record time.
It was his pleasure—and seemingly the pleasure and privilege of all
lineman's gangs the world over—to whistle blithely and to call
impudently to any passing petticoat that caught his fancy.</p>
<p>Perched three feet from the top of the high pole he would cling
protected, seemingly, by some force working in direct defiance of the
law of gravity. And now and then, by way of brightening the tedium of
their job, he and his gang would call to a girl passing in the street
below, "Hoo-hoo! Hello, sweetheart!"</p>
<p>There was nothing vicious in it. Chet would have come to the aid of
beauty in distress as quickly as Don Quixote. Any man with a blue
shirt as clean and a shave as smooth and a haircut as round as Chet
Ball's has no meanness in him. A certain daredeviltry went hand in
hand with his work—a calling in which a careless load dispatcher, a
cut wire, or a faulty strap may mean instant death. Usually the girls
laughed and called back to them or went on more quickly, the color in
their cheeks a little higher.</p>
<p>But not Anastasia Rourke. Early the first morning of a two-week job on
the new plant of the Western Castings Company, Chet Ball, glancing down
from his dizzy perch atop an electric-light pole, espied Miss Anastasia
Rourke going to work. He didn't know her name or anything about her,
except that she was pretty. You could see that from a distance even
more remote than Chet's. But you couldn't know that Stasia was a lady
not to be trifled with. We know her name was Rourke, but he didn't.</p>
<p>So then: "Hoo-hoo!" he had called. "Hello, sweetheart! Wait for me
and I'll be down."</p>
<p>Stasia Rourke had lifted her face to where he perched so high above the
streets. Her cheeks were five shades pinker than was their wont, which
would make them border on the red.</p>
<p>"You big ape, you!" she called, in her clear, crisp voice. "If you had
your foot on the ground you wouldn't dast call to a decent girl like
that. If you were down here I'd slap the face of you. You know you're
safe up there."</p>
<p>The words were scarcely out of her mouth before Chet Ball's sturdy legs
were twinkling down the pole. His spurred heels dug into the soft pine
of the pole with little ripe, tearing sounds. He walked up to Stasia
and stood squarely in front of her, six feet of brawn and brazen nerve.
One ruddy cheek he presented to her astonished gaze. "Hello,
sweetheart," he said. And waited. The Rourke girl hesitated just a
second. All the Irish heart in her was melting at the boyish impudence
of the man before her. Then she lifted one hand and slapped his smooth
cheek. It was a ringing slap. You saw the four marks of her fingers
upon his face. Chet straightened, his blue eyes bluer. Stasia looked
up at him, her eyes wide. Then down at her own hand, as if it belonged
to somebody else. Her hand came up to her own face. She burst into
tears, turned, and ran. And as she ran, and as she wept, she saw that
Chet was still standing there, looking after her.</p>
<p>Next morning, when Stasia Rourke went by to work, Chet Ball was
standing at the foot of the pole, waiting.</p>
<p>They were to have been married that next June. But that next June Chet
Ball, perched perilously on the branch of a tree in a small woodsy spot
somewhere in France, was one reason why the American artillery in that
same woodsy spot was getting such a deadly range on the enemy. Chet's
costume was so devised that even through field glasses (made in
Germany) you couldn't tell where tree left off and Chet began.</p>
<p>Then, quite suddenly, the Germans got the range. The tree in which
Chet was hidden came down with a crash, and Chet lay there, more than
ever indiscernible among its tender foliage.</p>
<p>Which brings us back to the English garden, the yellow chicken, Miss
Kate, and the letter.</p>
<p>His shattered leg was mended by one of those miracles of modern war
surgery, though he never again would dig his spurred heels into the
pine of a G. L. & P. Company pole. But the other thing—they put it
down under the broad general head of shock. In the lovely English
garden they set him to weaving and painting as a means of soothing the
shattered nerves. He had made everything from pottery jars to bead
chains, from baskets to rugs. Slowly the tortured nerves healed. But
the doctors, when they stopped at Chet's cot or chair, talked always of
"the memory center." Chet seemed satisfied to go on placidly painting
toys or weaving chains with his great, square-tipped fingers—the
fingers that had wielded the pliers so cleverly in his pole-climbing
days.</p>
<p>"It's just something that only luck or an accident can mend," said the
nerve specialist. "Time may do it—but I doubt it. Sometimes just a
word—the right word—will set the thing in motion again. Does he get
any letters?"</p>
<p>"His girl writes to him. Fine letters. But she doesn't know yet
about—about this. I've written his letters for him. She knows now
that his leg is healed and she wonders——"</p>
<p>That had been a month ago. Today Miss Kate slit the envelope
post-marked Chicago. Chet was fingering the yellow wooden chicken,
pride in his eyes. In Miss Kate's eyes there was a troubled, baffled
look as she began to read:</p>
<P CLASS="letter">
Chet, dear, it's raining in Chicago. And you know when it
rains in Chicago it's wetter, and muddier, and rainier than any
place in the world. Except maybe this Flanders we're reading
so much about. They say for rain and mud that place takes the
prize.</p>
<p>I don't know what I'm going on about rain and mud for, Chet
darling, when it's you I'm thinking of. Nothing else and
nobody else. Chet, I got a funny feeling there's something
you're keeping back from me. You're hurt worse than just the
leg. Boy, dear, don't you know it won't make any difference
with me how you look, or feel, or anything? I don't care how
bad you're smashed up. I'd rather have you without any
features at all than any other man with two sets. Whatever's
happened to the outside of you, they can't change your
insides. And you're the same man that called out to me that
day, "Hoo-hoo! Hello, sweetheart!" and when I gave you a
piece of my mind, climbed down off the pole, and put your face
up to be slapped, God bless the boy in you——</p>
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<p>A sharp little sound from him. Miss Kate looked up, quickly. Chet Ball
was staring at the beady-eyed yellow chicken in his hand.</p>
<p>"What's this thing?" he demanded in a strange voice.</p>
<p>Miss Kate answered him very quietly, trying to keep her own voice easy
and natural. "That's a toy chicken, cut out of wood."</p>
<p>"What'm I doin' with it?"</p>
<p>"You've just finished painting it."</p>
<p>Chet Ball held it in his great hand and stared at it for a brief
moment, struggling between anger and amusement. And between anger and
amusement he put it down on the table none too gently and stood up,
yawning a little.</p>
<p>"That's a hell of a job for a he-man!" Then in utter contrition: "Oh,
beggin' your pardon! That was fierce! I didn't——"</p>
<p>But there was nothing shocked about the expression on Miss Kate's face.
She was registering joy—pure joy.</p>
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