<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></SPAN>CHAPTER IV</h2>
<p class='center'><span class="smcap">Zip's Disastrous Jump</span></p>
<p>As the doctor's buggy came to a standstill before Mrs. Mason's house, Zip
smelt the delicious spicy odor of freshly baked gingersnaps wafted to his
nostrils around the corner of the house from the kitchen.</p>
<p>Knowing Mrs. Mason's cook, Diana, to be considered the best cake and
cookie maker in the whole village of Maplewood, he decided to run to the
rear of the house and see if she would not give him one. Failing in this,
he determined to steal one if he could get it in no other way. So he
cautiously crept up the back kitchen steps so he could peek in the open
door to see if Diana was alone, but just as he reached the top step he had
a surprise, for the Mason's big, spotted cat was curled up asleep under
the window. She smelt dog, opened her eyes and without a moment's
hesitation bounded on his back. She hated dogs worse than rats, and being
nearly the size of Zip, and having long, sharp claws, she was not an enemy
to be sneezed at. Consequently it was either fight and arouse the
household and so lose his chance of a gingersnap, or get out of her way.
He decided on the latter. Seeing a kitchen window open, he<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</SPAN></span> gave one bound
and jumped through. But, horrors, what had he landed on? Not the kitchen
floor, as he thought he would, but on something soft and squashy. Not a
pillow either, for it was all soft and gooey, and he was sinking into the
soft, white stuff deeper and deeper every second! He tried to jump out,
but could not. The stuff was spongy and sticky and clingy, and he had now
sunk deep into it up to his stomach.</p>
<p>"What ever shall I do?" he thought to himself, when horrors! the kitchen
door opened and Diana, a big, fat darky with a red and yellow spotted
turban on her head appeared in the doorway.</p>
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<p>On seeing a little head looking at her from the pan of dough, she threw up
her hands in fright, turned and fled down the hall, calling, "Mis' Mason!
Mis' Mason! Come heah quick! Someone done gone and left a little niggah
baby in my bread dough!"</p>
<p>As she ran through the hall, Zip made an extra effort to jump out, but
instead of doing so, he upset the pan off the chair, and dog and dough
rolled on the kitchen floor together. Shaking off as much of it as he
could, Zip raced out the door, leaving a trail of dough behind him. He did
not dare get in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</SPAN></span> the doctor's buggy in that mess, so he crawled under the
garden fence and ran down to the river, where he might wash himself off
before going home.</p>
<p>When the Mason cat saw him disappear under the garden fence, she went into
the kitchen to see what he had done to make all the noise he had just
before he ran out all covered with the white stuff. As she stood by the
pan smelling the dough to discover what it was, Diana and Mrs. Mason came
hurrying into the room. Not seeing anyone there but their cat, who was
standing right beside the dough, they of course thought it was she that
had caused all this trouble. So Diana grabbed up a broom and would have
pounded her to a jelly in her anger at spoiling all her nice bread dough,
but pussy was too quick for her. She saw what was coming and flew out the
door and hid under the currant bushes in the garden, from which place she
could hear Diana scolding and talking to herself as she cleaned up the
mess.</p>
<p>"I do declar' to goodness, I done goan to kill dat cat some of these days.
Just wait till I ketch her, I'll tie a peppah box to her tail!"</p>
<p>"Hark!" said the cat. "I wonder who is giving that long, penetrating
whistle. Oh, I know now whose dog that was! It was Zip, Doctor Elsworth's
pet fox terrier that everyone thinks so smart and that everyone is talking
about in the village these last few days because he found the silver the
burglar had stolen from the Judge. If I had known it was he, I would not
have pounced on him, but I was only half awake when I saw a dog trying to
sneak into our kitchen. It is a law with me to jump on every dog I see
before he has time to pounce<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</SPAN></span> on me. Now I am awfully sorry about this,
for I have been wanting to meet Zip for ever so long, as I think I am the
only cat in town who doesn't know him."</p>
<p>When Zip was nearly to the river he heard the voices of children playing
on the bank. So he crept carefully forward under the bushes until he came
to a place where he could peer through. There, sure enough, were five or
six little boys and girls having a picnic. Some were in wading, skirts and
trousers rolled up above the knees, while others were just spreading out a
tablecloth on the mossy bank preparatory to setting their table for
luncheon.</p>
<p>While Zip was looking, one little girl took out of her basket some
delicious looking fried chicken, and as she piled the nicely browned
pieces on a plate, she put the breasts on top to make it look more
tempting. It made Zip's mouth water so for a taste that he decided to keep
well hidden and see if they would not leave the table for a moment so he
might jump out and steal a piece. As he waited another little girl lifted
out of her basket some nut cookies and big, thick slices of angel cake,
while a third arranged some stuffed eggs and big dill pickles.</p>
<p>Now all these things Zip adored with the exception of the pickles, so he
lay down with nose stretched out in their direction as far as he could
without being seen, that he might at least smell the goodies while he
waited. But as he waited the bread dough on his back dried and hardened
and made his coat stick up in all sorts of queer shapes, though he never
once thought of it. <i>He</i> was too much occupied deciding just which piece
of chicken he would take when he had the chance, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</SPAN></span> he was too delighted
to move when one of the boys began chasing all the others with his cup
full of water. And before he knew it, the boys trying to escape ran
straight into the bushes where Zip lay concealed and nearly stepped on
him.</p>
<p>One boy looked down, caught sight of a queer looking animal with bright
eyes and funny hair that stuck up all over him. He gave one scream and
jumped back just in time to get the full cup of water in his face. But he
cared not. He just turned and fled, screaming, "A porcupine! A porcupine!
Look out or he will fill you full of quills!"</p>
<p>This alarm made the girls jump up and run from their table of goodies in a
panic.</p>
<p>The lad who had thrown the water thought the other boy was merely fooling
when he peered into the bushes and said he saw a white porcupine and fled.</p>
<p>Now was Zip's chance. Not waiting for them to get out of sight, he boldly
rushed out and helped himself to the biggest piece of chicken he saw and
gulped it down in his haste to get another piece and to steal some cake
before the children should recover from their fright and return.</p>
<p>As they ran, one little girl turned around to see if the porcupine was
chasing them. What she saw was some animal eating up their goodies, and
she began to cry, for she was terribly hungry and had been thinking of all
the good things they had to eat when lo! it was snatched out of their
mouths, one might say, for their fright had come so suddenly.</p>
<p>One of the larger boys stopped running and looked back, and as he had once
seen a porcupine, he knew this animal now eating their luncheon had too
long legs and his nose was too<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</SPAN></span> thin to be a porcupine. Having gotten over
his first panic, and being very hungry, his courage began to come back,
and he called,</p>
<p>"Here, let's stop running away and go back and kill that animal, whatever
it is! It won't eat us. It is too small!"</p>
<p>So like frightened sheep, when their leader stopped, the children all
halted. "Get long sticks," he commanded, "and we'll drive him away."</p>
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<p>This was easily done, for there were lots of long, strong sticks about,
and each child got one. Armed with these, they came running back as
bravely as they had cowardly run away, all howling like Comanche Indians
on the warpath.</p>
<p>Seeing this, Zip grabbed a leg of chicken in his mouth and, running to the
river, jumped in and swam to the opposite shore, where he soon disappeared
in the thick underbrush.</p>
<p>Once in his safe retreat, he lay down and devoured his bone, then got up
and looked at himself. He was a sorry sight, for the quick swim across the
creek had not washed the dough off, but had merely softened it and now he
was a sticky mass from head to foot.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Whatever shall I do to get this stuff off?" he said to himself. "I'll try
rolling in the mud," which he did. But alas! it was not successful. It
only turned the dough black and made it stick all the tighter.</p>
<p>"I see where I shall have to go stand in some water and let it soak off.
Guess I'll go home and get Tabby to come and talk to me while I am in the
trough, for it is stupid being all alone." So he trotted on home, taking
good care not to let anyone see him. And when he reached home, he hid
under the big leaves of the rhubarb plants in the garden just the other
side of the fence from the watering trough. Here he stayed until the
doctor had driven off on his afternoon round of visits to his patients,
and everyone else on the place was taking a nap. Then he barked three
quick, snappy barks for Tabby, but she did not come. He barked again.
Still she did not appear, and he was standing with drooping ears and tail
between his legs in a most dejected manner when he was aroused by Tabby
saying,</p>
<p>"Why, Zip Elsworth! Where in the world have you been? You are as dirty as
a pig, I do declare, and your hair is all sticking up like a porcupine's
quills."</p>
<p>At the word porcupine, Zip braced up and said, "Never mind about my looks!
If you will sit on the edge of the watering trough while I soak this stuff
off, I'll tell you how I got in this mess."</p>
<p>So Tabby obediently jumped up on a board at one end and fixed herself
comfortably to hear of Zip's adventure.</p>
<p>"But first I want to tell you that the doctor is very much displeased with
you," said Tabby. "I heard him tell Martha,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</SPAN></span> the housekeeper, that he did
not know what had gotten into you lately, that you were never around to go
with him any more, and if you were here, that you disappeared somewhere on
the trip and he had to come back without you. He also said that unless you
were around more, he was going to take me."</p>
<p>"He didn't say anything of the kind, I know."</p>
<p>"Indeed he did! Ask Martha!" retorted Tabby.</p>
<p>"You are safe in saying that, for you know I <i>can't</i> ask Martha."</p>
<p>"Well, he did, whether you believe me or not!"</p>
<p>"I shan't give him the chance, for from today I shall be on hand to go
with him, and, what is more, I will stay with him and come back when he
does. I shall cut my visits short until he forgets all about my neglecting
him. Well, do you want to hear what I have been up to or not?"</p>
<p>"I certainly do! Go ahead. I'm all ears," so while Zip walked up and down
in the trough to get clean, Tabby sat curled up on the board at the end,
purring contentedly as she listened to Zip's account of his morning's
doings.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</SPAN></span></p>
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