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<h2>CHAPTER IV</h2>
<h3>THE ROUND TOUR CONCLUDED</h3>
<p>There is one incident in our otherwise uneventful
journey to Smyrna which seems to me worthy of
record. We were passing through a particularly
wild and uninhabited stretch of country, when the train
halted just after it had passed a small bridge over a
ravine. I and a friend who spoke Turkish descended to
stretch our legs, and saw standing on the bridge a very
ragged sentry, so we walked back to question him. He
had been there, the solitary guardian of that bridge, for
four years. Two years before this he had somehow seen
or heard from his wife, and had learnt that three of his
four sons were dead and the other was fighting. Since
then he had had no news of his family. The only food
he received were two loaves of bread thrown out of the
train twice a week, and during these four years he had
lived and slept in the clothes, now ragged and rotten,
which he was wearing. He scarcely spoke to any one from
year's end to year's end, and lived perpetually on the
border of starvation. He only prayed God to blast Enver's
eyes, because he was a year and a half in arrears with
his pay of 1/4d. a day or so. Thank God I was not born
to be a Turkish territorial. In the Turkish army, I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[301]</SPAN></span>
suppose, this fellow would be envied, as having a nice
quiet job on the lines of communication.</p>
<p>On arriving at Smyrna we were told, to our great
astonishment, for we had given no parole of any sort,
that we were free to go where we would and do what we
liked.</p>
<p>By the kindness of the American School Missionaries
the mission school buildings had been thrown open to the
officers and Tommies. The place was beautifully clean
but rather crowded, and as I desired solitude above all
things, I packed a rücksack and set out to test how far
our freedom extended. There was no one to stop me at
the station, so I took the train to a small village in the
hills above Smyrna and spent two most enjoyable days
in a country hotel.</p>
<p>The population of Smyrna seems to be the result of
inter-marriage between all the nations under the sun.
Perhaps there is rather more Greek blood about than any
other. They speak no language well, and usually five
or six badly. They are a timorous, effeminate community,
very immoral and untrustworthy, and seem to live in a
perpetual and perhaps justifiable fear of being massacred.
They all hated the Turk much but feared him more, and
were very friendly to us. Once I had discovered that I
was really free to go where I would, it seemed to me
that I was in rather a false position. The fact that we
were not guarded in any way made me no less anxious
to get out of Turkey; and the fact that the Turks had not
asked for our parole, which most of us would have refused,
in no way relieved us of the duty of escaping if<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[302]</SPAN></span>
we could. There were other considerations, however. A
small minority of the British officers and men now collected
at Smyrna for exchange were really sick men; and several
of us, who were ardent escapers, did not consider that we
were justified in bringing possible punishment on these
men by escaping. We therefore decided to wait for the
exchange ship and to go by that, so long as it was not
necessary to give any sort of parole not to fight against
the Germans. In the meantime we prepared a method of
escape by which we could clear out of Asia Minor if ever
the Turks changed their mind and attempted to send us
back to camps in the interior. It was not so easy to
find a method of getting away as one might have expected.
Nearly every one in the place would take a bribe without
hesitation; but they were more likely to betray you at
the last moment than do any job in which there was the
slightest taint of danger. That is the worst of these half-breeds;
they have no morals of any sort. The Turk has
his own peculiar morals, and whatever he may be he is
not a coward. If you go the right way about it I believe
all Turks can be bribed. A good deal of intrigue
and preparation is sometimes necessary; but once he
has accepted money he seems to consider it dishonest to
fail to carry out his part of the bargain. Eventually one
of us got into touch with our secret intelligence system and
made arrangements for three or four of us to get away
if it became necessary. However, the exchange ship was
expected any day, so we settled down to wait for it.</p>
<p>When we had been there about ten days David came
to me with an extraordinary story. He said that a Turk<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[303]</SPAN></span>
had approached him and suggested that there should be a
revolution in Smyrna. Apparently there were a number
of Turks in Smyrna who believed that the Turkish empire
was completely done, and that the sooner peace was
made with the Entente the better. By a revolution in
Smyrna they hoped to force the hands of the Government
in Constantinople. They hoped, by handing over the
place to the English, that Smyrna would be left, when
peace came, as an independent state. Above all, I think
they feared that it should go to Greece. However, I am
not sure that these were the real motives, or all the motives,
of the proposed revolution. The motives were a small
matter to us. What we had to consider was—(<i>a</i>) Was
it possible? (<i>b</i>) Was it desirable from a military or
political point of view? We decided to make all preparation,
but to refuse active participation till we had information
that a revolution in Smyrna was desired by the
British. The Turks who brought this proposal to David
said the job the Turkish revolutionaries would undertake
would be to tie up or murder the commander of the garrison,
the military governor, the chief of police, and a few
other important personages. David was to select a party
of men from amongst the British and hold the railway
with a couple of machine guns, incidentally cutting all
the telephone and telegraph wires. My job was to capture
the Austrian aerodrome just above the town, and then
to fly one of their machines to Mitylene and report events
to the English. "What about the garrison?" David had
asked. "That is all right," said the Turk; "we have a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[304]</SPAN></span>
Mullah who will preach a holy war against the Germans,
and the garrison will all come over to us."</p>
<p>The scheme seemed pretty mad at first, but the more
we considered it the more possible did it seem. David
felt certain he could do his part, and I went up and inspected
the aerodrome, and made a number of inquiries
about the personnel and the guard. It seemed that with
about a dozen men there would be absolutely no difficulty
in capturing the aerodrome, probably without bloodshed.
We considered that if the Turks could do their part—and
they were perfectly confident they could—we
could capture the town and hold it for at least a fortnight.
If the wires were cut we could more or less rely
on the fact that for a week or so it would be considered
only a normal breakdown of the line. The Turk said that
the nearest troops were ten days' march away, and there
was no rolling stock to bring many troops by train. Such
was the rough outline of the scheme, though I may not
have got all the details quite correct.</p>
<p>We now refused to move any further in the matter till
we got into touch with the British and learnt that a revolution
was desirable, and that there were ships and troops
to take over the town when and if we were successful.
To disarm criticism and indicate that I am now more or
less sane, I am prepared to admit now that we must have
been perfectly mad to entertain the idea for a moment.</p>
<p>About this time a certain English colonel turned up in
Smyrna and put up at the best hotel. He had nothing
whatever to do with the exchange of prisoners; and in
order to explain his presence I must digress here to give<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[305]</SPAN></span>
some account, probably rather inaccurate, of his previous
adventures in Turkey.</p>
<p>A month or two before the Armistice the colonel had
been a prisoner-of-war in a Turkish prison camp about
100 miles from Constantinople. From there he had escaped
by means of a judicious mixture of bribery and audacity
and made his way to Constantinople. For over a month
he lay hid in the town, and at the end of that time had
prepared a complete plan of escape. The details of where
and how he was going is not part of this story. On the
night on which he had made all preparations to depart
he received a note from the Minister of the Interior of the
Turkish Empire saying that he, the Minister, had heard
that the colonel was about to escape, and would be much
obliged if he would call on him before departing. As I
said before, it is no use being surprised at anything in
Turkey; but that it should be possible that, while one
department was searching high and low for an escaped
prisoner, another department not only knew where he was
but when he intended to escape, throws an interesting sidelight
on Turkish methods of government. The only explanation
seems to be that each department has an entirely
independent secret service of its own. The colonel decided
that he would go and see the Minister, as he had really
not much choice in the matter. This interview between
a prisoner-of-war in the middle of an attempt to escape
and a Minister of an enemy country must be almost unique,
dealing, as I believe it did, with the probable attitude of
the Entente towards certain aspects of the coming armistice.</p>
<p>At the end of two hours the Minister thanked the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[306]</SPAN></span>
colonel courteously and intimated that he would not hinder
him further in his attempt to escape. "That won't do
at all," said the colonel, "you have already spoilt my
plans, and it is now up to you to get me out of the
country."</p>
<p>"I will send you out by aeroplane," said the Minister,
and went to the telephone. In a short time he returned
and stated that, to his great regret, it was impossible to
obtain an aeroplane for the purpose, as they were all in
the hands of the Germans.</p>
<p>The Turks are notoriously incompetent as aviators, and
this was only to be expected. As an aeroplane was out
of the question, the Minister did the next best thing and
wrote out for the colonel an official "passe-partout,"
stamped all over and signed by the highest powers in the
land. Armed with this document the colonel was no longer
a poor prisoner-of-war. He was more than free; he was
a power in the land of Turkey. All officialdom would bow
down before him. So he took the train to Smyrna and
put up in the best hotel.</p>
<p>Soon after his arrival David and I determined to seek
his advice in the matter of the revolution, so we introduced
him to the spokesman of the Turkish conspirators,
and the three of us met one night in the colonel's private
sitting-room and discussed the question from every point
of view. The colonel viewed the proposed revolution in
the same light as we had done, as a wild but not impossible
scheme, only to be put into practice if we received
definite information that such a thing was desired by the
British. We spent the next day or two in futile attempts<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[307]</SPAN></span>
to find a boatman (they were nearly all Greeks) sufficiently
honest, courageous, or patriotic to be worth bribing.</p>
<p>Quite suddenly it was announced that the Turkish
armistice commissioners had arrived in Smyrna, whence
they would leave to go either to Mitylene or to a British
battleship, in order to undertake negotiations. The colonel
and David, with the help of the colonel's all-powerful pass,
made their way to the presence of the commissioners, and
somehow or other persuaded them that it would be a good
thing to take the colonel with them when they went. They
left early one morning in a large motor boat, the colonel
promising to send us back word if a revolution was desirable.
No word came through to that effect, and less than a
week later the arrival of the exchange ship was announced.
On board the ship we were once more assailed with
doubts on the question of parole. Should we be eligible
to fight against the Germans? We nearly got off the ship
at Mitylene with the idea of taking a sailing boat back
to Smyrna, surrendering to the Turks, and escaping in a
legitimate way the same night, as I think we probably
could have done. We decided against it, however, after
consultation with a distinguished general and the captain
of the ship. Our advisers pointed out, firstly, that as far
as they knew we had given no parole not to fight against
the Germans; and, secondly, that there seemed every
prospect that the war with Germany as well as with Turkey
would be over before we could return to Europe. We left
Smyrna on November 1st, 1918, when I had been a prisoner
in Turkey for seven and a half months, so that, in
Germany and Turkey together, I had been a prisoner-of-<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[308]</SPAN></span>war
for under eighteen months. Quite enough. Technically,
I think I may claim to have escaped from Turkey
as well as from Germany, but I am not particularly proud
of the Turkish escape.</p>
<p>There is one further incident which happened after I
had been enjoying the luxuries of Cairo and Alexandria
for a fortnight, and then I have finished.</p>
<p>It occurred to me that it would be interesting to visit
the officer prisoners-of-war camp between Alexandria and
Cairo. I got on the telephone and asked for permission,
and as I was speaking something prompted me to ask if by
any chance there was a German flying captain by name
of Franz Walz in the camp. Yes, there was. This struck
me as most humorous, and also a unique opportunity of
repaying some of Hauptmann Walz's kindness to me when
I had been a prisoner in his power. My visit to the camp
was extraordinarily interesting. The place was a high
wire enclosure on bare and very sandy soil. It was clean
and well ordered, and most of the wooden huts had been
made to look quite pretty by small gardens round them.
For all that, it was not a place in which I should have
cared to have been a prisoner. Not that there seemed
much to complain about, except that it must have been
pretty dull. The wooden huts were well built and of the
right type for the climate and the country: the prisoners
seemed to have a reasonable amount of liberty outside the
camp, with the possibilities of bathing from time to time,
and they could purchase books and clothes with few restrictions,
but discipline was a bit too strict for my liking.
Quite right from the point of view of the commandant,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[309]</SPAN></span>
but I can't help looking at it from a prisoner's point of
view. When I asked Walz, he told me some of their
causes for complaint, but they seemed to me pretty insignificant,
compared at any rate with those things we had
to complain about at Ingolstadt; and I told him so. I
was told that Walz had been rather truculent when first
captured, and I respected him for it. No decent man takes
kindly to being a prisoner-of-war. However, he was very
friendly to me, and gave me tea in his mess and introduced
me to a number of German officers, many of whom
had been captured off the <i>Konigsberg</i>, and three or four
had been among my hosts in the German flying corps mess
at Afule. They seemed a particularly nice lot of fellows,
though there were one or two about the place to whom
I was not introduced whose looks I did not like, and the
feeling was obviously reciprocated.</p>
<p>Walz was not unnaturally very depressed both at his
own and his country's position. The terms of the Armistice
had just been published, and the prisoners ridiculed
the idea that Germany would accept them. They only
saw our newspapers and did not believe them—prisoners-of-war
are the same all the world over—and had no conception
of Germany's desperate condition. I did not
attempt to enlighten them much, as it seemed to me tactful
and generous, remembering my own experiences to keep
off the subject as much as possible. Germany accepted the
terms the next day. Poor fellows! It must have come to
them as a terrible shock. I found that Walz had been
told, when first captured, of my own experiences as a
prisoner in Germany, and just before I left, he took me<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[310]</SPAN></span>
aside and said, "Can I possibly escape from a place like
this? What would you do here? and if you got out, where
would you escape to?" I said that it seemed a most
difficult camp to get out of, and if a prisoner got out there
were thousands of miles to cross before reaching a friendly
country. As a matter of fact, as I told the commandant
afterwards, it looked to me as if any prisoner who could
learn a few words of English could bluff himself out of
the camp any day in broad daylight. A man in English
officer's uniform had only to call to the sentry to open one
of the many gates and I think it would have been opened.
I may be wrong. There would have been no harm done
and ample time to retreat, change clothes, and prove an
alibi if the bluff were unsuccessful. The second difficulty—the
distance, and where to go—was much more serious.
The Aboukir aerodrome was within a couple of miles of
the camp, and Walz's thoughts as an airman naturally
turned in that direction. I was compelled to prevaricate
and tell him that the aeroplanes there were all training
machines and seldom had more than one hour's petrol on
board, and also that the place was well guarded. At this
discouraging news, I hope and believe he gave up all attempts
to escape. He told me that two German airmen,
who had been captured by the English shortly after my
own capture, had reported that I had broken my parole
when escaping. On hearing this Walz had taken considerable
trouble in denying it, and I am most grateful to
him for that, quite apart from the other kind things already
referred to in this book which he did for me. I count
Hauptmann Walz among the many nice fellows whom I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[311]</SPAN></span>
met in this war. For his sake, and for the sake of the
many kind acts done by Germans to our prisoners-of-war
in Turkey, I can never agree to class all Germans together
as brutes. Surely it will be better for the peace of the
world if we admit that the majority of Germans in this
war only did their duty and did it well. This attitude
need in no wise lessen our dislike for the German national
ideals of "Might is Right," "Deutschland über Alles,"
or our loathing for the inhuman and unforgivable way in
which these ideals were pushed to their logical conclusion.
If wars are to cease, future generations must find a "modus
vivendi" with the Germans; and surely, having beaten
them, we can afford to encourage their good points by
recognition of them. The Turk, however, still remains
to me the "unspeakable Turk."</p>
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