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<h2>CHAPTER XIX</h2>
<h3>FREEDOM</h3>
<p>The moon had risen by now, and a walk of two or
three hundred yards brought us into the village,
which we entered without seeing any one. It was
quite a small place, and though nearly 1 o'clock there were
several houses in which lights were showing. "I suppose
we really are in Switzerland," said Buckley. I felt certain
about it, and we determined to knock up one of the houses
in which we saw lights burning, as food we must and
would have without delay. We were standing in a small
cobbled square, and just as we were selecting the most
likely looking house we caught sight of two men who were
standing in a dark spot about 30 yards away. I called
out to them in German, "Is this Barzheim?" "Jawohl"
was the answer. "Are we in Switzerland?" Again,
"Jawohl." "Well, we are escaping prisoners-of-war from
Germany and we are very hungry." The two fellows,
whom we saw to be boys of sixteen or seventeen, came up.
We were very much on our guard and ready for trouble,
for we believed then, though I do not know with what
justice, that the Germans have agents on the Swiss side
of the border who misdirect escaped prisoners so that they
walk back into Germany, or even forcibly deliver them to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[231]</SPAN></span>
the German sentries. "Escaped prisoners, are you?" said
one of the young men. "Yes," I said, "Englishmen."
They showed some interest. "We are English officers,
and we want food very badly." "Come on," they said,
and led us to a house at the corner of the square. Then
we sat on a wooden bench, and they lit a candle and had
a look at us.</p>
<p>We repeated our desire for food, and they cross-questioned
us and tried us with a word or two of English.
They were much interested in the fact that we were English
officers, as no Englishmen had crossed before at that
place.</p>
<p>Concerning the rest of that night my memory rather
fails me, but soon the whole household was roused—father,
mother, and daughter. Wine, beer, and milk were
produced; also bread, and cold bacon and three fine eggs
each. We ate everything there was, and I think cleaned
out the family larder, whilst the family sat round and
questioned us, and were much surprised to find that two
English officers could speak German. They could not
possibly have been kinder or more friendly, and absolutely
refused to take money from us. They were delighted to
be our hosts and show themselves good neutrals, they said.
As we had visions of hot baths, sheets, and breakfast in
bed, we expressed our intention of going on to Schafhausen
that night, but the father rather shocked us by saying that
we must be handed over to the Swiss frontier post. The
girl, however, tactfully added that, if we went on, we
might easily lose our way and walk back into Germany,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[232]</SPAN></span>
and that with the Swiss soldiers we should be perfectly
safe.</p>
<p>That decided us, as we were both beginning to feel
very sleepy after the food and wine.</p>
<p>Soon afterwards one of the boys took us across to the
guardhouse, where soldiers provided us with mattresses
and we fell asleep instantly.</p>
<p>At an early hour next morning the soldiers brought us
hot water and shaved us and bound up my feet. They
were extraordinarily good to us, and, after we had had
coffee and bread, they filled our pockets with cigars and
cigarettes and sent us off with the best wishes and a guide
to the station about 2 kilometres away. The road passed
quite close to the German frontier, and we felt glad that
we had not tried to pass that way the night before. We
soon found that our guide was really a plain-clothes police
officer, and that, though the fact was tactfully concealed,
we were still under arrest. However, "What does it
matter?" we said. "Food is the main thing now, and we'll
escape from any old prison in Switzerland, if it comes
to that." Our "guide" seemed a very decent fellow, and
told us that we were about to travel on a German railway.
We halted abruptly whilst he explained at some length that,
though it was a German-owned railway, the Germans had
no rights over the Swiss traffic on the railway, and that
under no circumstances could we be arrested by the Germans
when on that bit of their railway which ran through
Switzerland. More or less satisfied, we went on again.
In the village we entered a pub, rather against our guide's
will, and had some more coffee and bread. It was wonder<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[233]</SPAN></span>ful
how much stronger we felt owing to the food. Buckley,
when he had stripped to wash that morning, had shown
himself to be a living skeleton, and I was not much fatter.</p>
<p>Whilst in the pub a fat dirty fellow came and congratulated
us, and questioned us in bad English. I have
no doubt now that he was a German agent, and I think
we were rather injudicious in our answers, but we had
sense enough to hold our tongues about the important
points—when we crossed, and how, etc.</p>
<p>The railway journey to Schafhausen was rather amusing.
It was so very obvious that we were escaped prisoners,
as we still had on service tunics, and, except for that
portion of our faces which had been scraped with a razor,
we were filthily dirty from head to foot. Our clothes were
covered with mud, with thick pads of it on our knees and
elbows where we had crawled the night before, and our
faces and hands covered with sores and swellings from
unhealed scratches and insect bites.</p>
<p>Several German railway officials gave us a first glance
of surprise and indignation, and thereafter were careful
not to look in our direction. Considering the temptations
of the situation we behaved on the whole very decently,
but even the mildest form of revenge is sweet.</p>
<p>At Schafhausen our guide or keeper took us to the police
and secret service headquarters and introduced us to a
Swiss Lieutenant who spoke alternately German and
French, with a preference for the former. He told us
that we would be lodged at Hotel something or other,
and would be sent down to Berne on Monday, that day
being Friday. I thanked him, and said that we wished to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[234]</SPAN></span>
get on the telephone to a friend in the English Embassy
at Berne, and we should much prefer to go down that
afternoon. As for waiting in Schafhausen till Monday,
it was out of the question.</p>
<p>He had a great struggle to put it with the utmost politeness,
but his answer came to this. He did not see how it
could be arranged, and we had no option in the matter;
we should be extremely comfortable, etc. We answered
firmly, but politely, that we had not got out of Germany
to be confined in Schafhausen, and that there was a train
at 3 o'clock which would suit us.</p>
<p>Just at this moment a Swiss major came in. The lieutenant
introduced us, and I appealed to him to allow
us to go to Berne that day. After some argument he
suddenly gave in, and ordered the lieutenant to take us
to Berne by the 3 o'clock train. Then turning to us he
said, with a charming smile, "Come and lunch with me
before you go." We then walked round the town with the
lieutenant, bought some things, and Buckley telephoned
to H. at the Embassy. We got back late for lunch, only
ten minutes before the train started. However, we managed
to bolt four courses and half a bottle of champagne
apiece, and just as the lieutenant, who had been prophesying
for some minutes that we should miss the train, finally
stated that it was hopeless to try and catch it now, we got
up and ran for it, with him lumbering behind. We just
caught it. At Berne we were met by H., who threw up
his hands in horror at the sight of us and bundled us
into a closed taxi.</p>
<p>At one of the most luxurious hotels in the world, we had<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[235]</SPAN></span>
a most heavenly bath, and changed into beautiful clean
clothes lent to us by H. That night H. gave a dinner in
our honor. Buckley and I were ravenously hungry, and
in fact for the next fortnight were quite unable to satisfy
our appetites. But besides the good food the dinner was
otherwise most amusing, because the German Embassy
inhabited the same hotel and dined a few tables from us,
and no secret was made of what we were and where we
had come from. The next morning we had the oft-anticipated
breakfast in bed. I ordered, by telephone from
my bed, the largest breakfast possible, and was disgusted
to see the moderate-sized feed which arrived, the waiter
explaining that the amount of one breakfast was limited by
law. I instantly ordered a second breakfast exactly like
the first, and ate all that too. I found out afterwards
that Buckley had employed exactly the same ruse for
obtaining more food!</p>
<p>That day we were invited to lunch by the English
Minister, who was extremely kind, but I think rather
astonished at our appetites. After lunch, Buckley and I
strolled about for a bit, and then by common consent made
for a tea-shop, where we had another good feed. In fact,
we made pigs of ourselves in the eating line, and for the
next fortnight or three weeks ate as much and as often
as possible, without ever being satisfied, and, which is still
more astonishing, without any ill effects. I suppose we
were safeguarded by the fact that we ate good food, and
as we were in civilized society it was scarcely possible to
eat more than a limited amount at any one meal.</p>
<p>H. lent us money, and in Berne we bought expensive<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[236]</SPAN></span>
watches and ready-made clothes, and then obtained leave
to visit my brother and sister at Mürren. This was the
same brother to whom I have already referred as a
wounded prisoner-of-war. A few months before our escape
he had been invalided out of Germany, and my sister, who
was a trained masseuse, went out to Switzerland to look
after him, and I believe did much useful work among the
exchanged prisoners. H. sent us over to Mürren in the
embassy car, a most beautiful journey all along the edge
of the lake. At one point our car was stopped by a party
of exchanged English officers, who, poor fellows, mostly
keen regular soldiers, were condemned to spend the rest
of the war in Switzerland. They wanted to hear our
story, and were full of enthusiasm because we had scored
off the Germans.</p>
<p>At the foot of the funicular railway we met my brother
and sister, and at Mürren itself which I had no idea was
a camp for exchanged English soldiers, all the men turned
out, and, headed by a wild Irishman with a huge placard
"Welcome back from Hun-land" and a bell, gave us a
tremendous reception, for which Buckley and I were entirely
unprepared.</p>
<p>This brings to an end all that is of any interest in my
German experiences. After two very pleasant days at
Mürren we traveled <i>via</i> Berne to Paris, and then by car
to General Headquarters (where I fear we were unable
to give much information that was of value), and so home
to England.</p>
<p>There is one other thing I should like to say before I
bring this story to a close. Although Buckley and I are<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[237]</SPAN></span>
among the few English officers who have escaped from
Germany, there were many others who tried to escape
more often, who took more risks, who were at least as
skilful as we were, but who had not the luck and consequently
never tasted the fruits of success. Several died
or were murdered in their attempts.</p>
<p>In my opinion no prisoner-of-war has ever escaped without
more than a fair share of luck, and no one ever will.
However hard you try, however skilful you are, luck is
an essential element in a successful escape.</p>
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<h2>PART II</h2>
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