<h4><SPAN name="CHAPTER33" id="CHAPTER33">CHAPTER VII.<br/>
HOW THE TIDINGS WERE RECEIVED IN LINCOLNSHIRE.</SPAN></h4>
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<p>The young widower made no further lamentation, but did his duty to his
betrothed bride with a cheerful visage. Ah! what a pleasant journey it was to
Belinda, that progress through London on the way to Lincolnshire! It was like
that triumphant journey of last March, when the Royal bridegroom led his
Northern bride through a surging sea of eager, smiling faces, to the musical
jangling of a thousand bells. If there were neither populace nor
joy–bells on this occasion, I scarcely think Miss Lawford knew that those
elements of a triumphal progress were missing. To her ears all the universe was
musical with the sound of mystic joy–bells; all the earth was glad with
the brightness of happy faces. The railway–carriage,––the
commonplace vehicle,––frouzy with the odour of wool and morocco,
was a fairy chariot, more wonderful than Queen Mab's; the white
chalk–cutting in the hill was a shining cleft in a mountain of silver;
the wandering streams were melted diamonds; the stations were enchanted
castles. The pale sherry, carried in a pocket–flask, and sipped out of a
little silver tumbler––there is apt to be a warm flatness about
sherry taken out of pocket–flasks that is scarcely agreeable to the
connoisseur––was like nectar newly brewed for the gods; even the
anchovies in the sandwiches were like the enchanted fish in the Arabian story.
A magical philter had been infused into the atmosphere: the flavour of first
love was in every sight and sound.</p>
<p>Was ever bridegroom more indulgent, more devoted, than Edward Arundel? He
sat at the counters of silk–mercers for the hour together, while Mrs.
Arundel and the two girls deliberated over crisp fabrics unfolded for their
inspection. He was always ready to be consulted, and gave his opinion upon the
conflicting merits of peach–colour and pink, apple–green and maize,
with unwearying attention. But sometimes, even while Belinda was smiling at
him, with the rippling silken stuff held up in her white hands, and making a
lustrous cascade upon the counter, the mystic hand plucked him back, and his
mind wandered away to that childish bride who had chosen no splendid garments
for her wedding, but had gone with him to the altar as trustfully as a baby
goes in its mother's arms to the cradle. If he had been left alone with
Belinda, with tender, sympathetic Belinda,––who loved him well
enough to understand him, and was always ready to take her cue from his face,
and to be joyous or thoughtful according to his mood,––it might
have been better for him. But his mother and Letitia reigned paramount during
this ante–nuptial week, and Mr. Arundel was scarcely suffered to take
breath. He was hustled hither and thither in the hot summer noontide. He was
taken to choose a dressing–case for his bride; and he was made to look at
glittering objects until his eyes ached, and he could see nothing but a
bewildering dazzle of ormolu and silver–gilt. He was taken to a great
emporium in Bond Street to select perfumery, and made to sniff at divers
essences until his nostrils were unnaturally distended, and his olfactory
nerves afflicted with temporary paralysis. There was jewellery of his mother
and of Belinda's mother to be re–set; and the hymeneal victim was
compelled to sit for an hour or so, blinking at fiery–crested serpents
that were destined to coil up his wife's arms, and emerald padlocks that were
to lie upon her breast. And then, when his soul was weary of glaring splendours
and glittering confusions, they took him round the Park, in a whirlpool of
diaphanous bonnets, and smiling faces, and brazen harness, and emblazoned
hammer–cloths, on the margin of a river whose waters were like molten
gold under the blazing sun. And then they gave him a seat in an
opera–box, and the crash of a monster orchestra, blended with the hum of
a thousand voices, to soothe his nerves withal.</p>
<p>But the more wearied this young man became with glitter, and dazzle, and
sunshine, and silk–mercer's ware, the more surely his mind wandered back
to the still meadows, and the limpid trout–stream, the sheltering hills,
the solemn shadows of the cathedral, the distant voices of the rooks high up in
the waving elms.</p>
<p>The bustle of preparation was over at last, and the bridal party went down
to Lincolnshire. Pleasant chambers had been prepared at the Grange for Mr.
Arundel and his mother and sister; and the bridegroom was received with
enthusiasm by Belinda's blue–eyed younger sisters, who were enchanted to
find that there was going to be a wedding and that they were to have new
frocks.</p>
<p>So Edward would have been a churl indeed had he seemed otherwise than happy,
had he been anything but devoted to the bright girl who loved him.</p>
<p>Tidings of the coming wedding flew like wildfire through Lincolnshire.
Edward Arundel's romantic story had elevated him into a hero; all manner of
reports had been circulated about his devotion to his lost young wife. He had
sworn never to mingle in society again, people said. He had sworn never to have
a new suit of clothes, or to have his hair cut, or to shave, or to eat a hot
dinner. And Lincolnshire by no means approved of the defection implied by his
approaching union with Belinda. He was only a commonplace widower, after all,
it seemed; ready to be consoled as soon as the ceremonious interval of decent
grief was over. People had expected something better of him. They had expected
to see him in a year or two with long grey hair, dressed in shabby raiment,
and, with his beard upon his breast, prowling about the village of Kemberling,
baited by little children. Lincolnshire was very much disappointed by the turn
that affairs had taken. Shakesperian aphorisms were current among the gossips
at comfortable tea–tables; and people talked about funeral baked meats,
and the propriety of building churches if you have any ambitious desire that
your memory should outlast your life; and indulged in other bitter
observations, familiar to all admirers of the great dramatist.</p>
<p>But there were some people in Lincolnshire to whom the news of Edward
Arundel's intended marriage was more welcome than the early May–flowers
to rustic children eager for a festival. Paul Marchmont heard the report, and
rubbed his hands stealthily, and smiled to himself as he sat reading in the
sunny western drawing–room. The good seed that he had sown that night at
the Rectory had borne this welcome fruit. Edward Arundel with a young wife
would be very much less formidable than Edward Arundel single and discontented,
prowling about the neighbourhood of Marchmont Towers, and perpetually
threatening vengeance upon Mary's cousin.</p>
<p>It was busy little Lavinia Weston who first brought her brother the tidings.
He took both her hands in his, and kissed them in his enthusiasm.</p>
<p>"My best of sisters," he said, "you shall have a pair of diamond earrings
for this."</p>
<p>"For only bringing you the news, Paul?"</p>
<p>"For only bringing me the news. When a messenger carries the tidings of a
great victory to his king, the king makes him a knight upon the spot. This
marriage is a victory to me, Lavinia. From to–day I shall breathe
freely."</p>
<p>"But they are not married yet. Something may happen, perhaps, to
prevent––––"</p>
<p>"What should happen?" asked Paul, rather sharply. "By–the–bye,
it will be as well to keep this from Mrs. John," he added, thoughtfully;
"though really now I fancy it matters very little what she hears."</p>
<p>He tapped his forehead lightly with his two slim fingers, and there was a
horrible significance in the action.</p>
<p>"She is not likely to hear anything," Mrs. Weston said; "she sees no one but
Barbara Simmons."</p>
<p>"Then I should be glad if you would give Simmons a hint to hold her tongue.
This news about the wedding would disturb her mistress."</p>
<p>"Yes, I'll tell her so. Barbara is a very excellent person. I can always
manage Barbara. But oh, Paul, I don't know what I'm to do with that poor
weak–witted husband of mine."</p>
<p>"How do you mean?"</p>
<p>"Oh, Paul, I have had such a scene with him to–day––such a
scene! You remember the way he went on that day down in the boat–house
when Edward Arundel came in upon us unexpectedly? Well, he's been going on as
badly as that to–day, Paul,––or worse, I really think."</p>
<p>Mr. Marchmont frowned, and flung aside his newspaper, with a gesture
expressive of considerable vexation.</p>
<p>"Now really, Lavinia, this is too bad," he said; "if your husband is a fool,
I am not going to be bored about his folly. You have managed him for fifteen
years: surely you can go on managing him now without annoying <em>me</em> about
him? If Mr. George Weston doesn't know when he's well off, he's an ungrateful
cur, and you may tell him so, with my compliments."</p>
<p>He picked up his newspaper again, and began to read. But Lavinia Weston,
looking anxiously at her brother's face, saw that his pale auburn brows were
contracted in a thoughtful frown, and that, if he read at all, the words upon
which his eyes rested could convey very little meaning to his brain.</p>
<p>She was right; for presently he spoke to her, still looking at the page
before him, and with an attempt at carelessness.</p>
<p>"Do you think that fellow would go to Australia, Lavinia?"</p>
<p>"Alone?" asked his sister.</p>
<p>"Yes, alone of course," said Mr. Marchmont, putting down his paper, and
looking at Mrs. Weston rather dubiously. "I don't want you to go to the
Antipodes; but if––if the fellow refused to go without you, I'd
make it well worth your while to go out there, Lavinia. You shouldn't have any
reason to regret obliging me, my dear girl."</p>
<p>The dear girl looked rather sharply at her affectionate brother.</p>
<p>"It's like your selfishness, Paul, to propose such a thing," she said,
"after all I've done––––!"</p>
<p>"I have not been illiberal to you, Lavinia."</p>
<p>"No; you've been generous enough to me, I know, in the matter of gifts; but
you're rich, Paul, and you can afford to give. I don't like the idea that
you're so willing to pack me out of the way now that I can be no longer useful
to you."</p>
<p>Mr. Marchmont shrugged his shoulders.</p>
<p>"For Heaven's sake, Lavinia, don't be sentimental. If there's one thing I
despise more than another, it is this kind of mawkish sentimentality. You've
been a very good sister to me; and I've been a very decent brother to you. If
you have served me, I have made it answer your purpose to do so. I don't want
you to go away. You may bring all your goods and chattels to this house
to–morrow, if you like, and live at free quarters here for the rest of
your existence. But if George Weston is a pig–headed brute, who can't
understand upon which side his bread is buttered, he must be got out of the way
somehow. I don't care what it costs me; but he must be got out of the way. I'm
not going to live the life of a modern Damocles, with a blundering sword always
dangling over my head, in the person of Mr. George Weston. And if the man
objects to leave the country without you, why, I think your going with him
would be only a sisterly act towards me. I hate selfishness, Lavinia, almost as
much as I detest sentimentality."</p>
<p>Mrs. Weston was silent for some minutes, absorbed in reflection. Paul got
up, kicked aside a footstool, and walked up and down the room with his hands in
his pockets.</p>
<p>"Perhaps I might get George to leave England, if I promised to join him as
soon as he was comfortably settled in the colonies," Mrs. Weston said, at
last.</p>
<p>"Yes," cried Paul; "nothing could be more easy. I'll act very liberally
towards him, Lavinia; I'll treat him well; but he shall not stay in England.
No, Lavinia; after what you have told me to–day, I feel that he must be
got out of the country."</p>
<p>Mr. Marchmont went to the door and looked out, to see if by chance any one
had been listening to him. The coast was quite clear. The stone–paved
hall looked as desolate as some undiscovered chamber in an Egyptian temple. The
artist went back to Lavinia, and seated himself by her side. For some time the
brother and sister talked together earnestly.</p>
<p>They settled everything for poor henpecked George Weston. He was to sail for
Sydney immediately. Nothing could be more easy than for Lavinia to declare that
her brother had accidentally heard of some grand opening for a medical
practitioner in the metropolis of the Antipodes. The surgeon was to have a very
handsome sum given him, and Lavinia would <em>of course</em> join him as soon
as he was settled. Paul Marchmont even looked through the "Shipping Gazette" in
search of an Australian vessel which should speedily convey his
brother–in–law to a distant shore.</p>
<p>Lavinia Weston went home armed with all necessary credentials. She was to
promise almost anything to her husband, provided that he gave his consent to an
early departure.</p>
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