<h2>CHAPTER 9</h2>
<div class="blockquot"><p>"We examined the moss between
the bricks, and found it undisturbed."</p>
<p>"You looked among D——'s
papers, of course, and into the
books of the library?"</p>
<p>"Certainly; we opened every
package and parcel; we not only
opened every book, but we turned
over every leaf in each volume...."</p>
<div class="rgt">—Poe</div>
</div>
<h3>A LOCKED ROOM</h3>
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Three</span> hours later, Sid and
I plumped down on the
couch nearest the kitchen, though
too tired to want to eat for a while
yet. A tighter search than I could
ever have cooked up had shown
that the Maintainer was not in the
Place.</p>
<p>Of course it had to be in the
Place, as we kept telling each
other for the first two hours. It
had to be, if circumstances and the
theories we lived by in the Change
World meant anything. A Maintainer
is what maintains a Place.
The Minor Maintainer takes care
of oxygen, temperature, humidity,
gravity, and other little life-cycle
and matter-cycle things generally,
but it's the Major Maintainer that
keeps the walls from buckling and
the ceiling from falling in. It is
little, but oh my, it does so much.</p>
<p>It doesn't work by wires or radio
or anything complicated like that.
It just hooks into local space-time.</p>
<p>I have been told that its inside
working part is made up of
vastly tough, vastly hard giant
molecules, each one of which is
practically a vest-pocket cosmos
in itself. Outside, it looks like a
portable radio with a few more
dials and some telltales and
switches and plug-ins for earphones
and a lot of other sensory thingumajigs.</p>
<p>But the Maintainer was gone
and the Void hadn't closed in, yet.
By this time, I was so fagged, I
didn't care much whether it did
or not.</p>
<p>One thing for sure, the Maintainer
had been switched to Introvert
before it was spirited away
or else its disappearance automatically
produced Introversion, take
your choice, because we sure were
Introverted—real nasty martinet-schoolmaster
grip of reality on my
thoughts that I knew, without trying,
liquor wouldn't soften, not a
breath of Change Wind, absolutely
stifling, and the gray of the Void
seeming so much inside my head
that I think I got a glimmering
of what the science boys mean
when they explain to me that the
Place is a kind of interweaving of
the material and the mental—a
Giant Monad, one of them called
it.</p>
<p>Anyway, I said to myself,
"Greta, if this is Introversion, I
want no part of it. It is not nice
to be cut adrift from the cosmos
and know it. A lifeboat in the
middle of the Pacific and a starship
between galaxies are not in it for
loneliness."</p>
<hr />
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">I asked</span> myself why the Spiders
had ever equipped Maintainers
with Introversion switches
anyway, when we couldn't drill
with them and weren't supposed to
use them except in an emergency
so tight that it was either Introvert
or surrender to the Snakes,
and for the first time the obvious
explanation came to me:</p>
<p>Introversion must be the same
as scuttling, its main purpose to
withhold secrets and materiel from
the enemy. It put a place into a
situation from which even the
Spider high command couldn't
rescue it, and there was nothing
left but to sink down, down (out?
up?), down into the Void.</p>
<p>If that was the case, our chances
of getting back were about those
of my being a kid again playing in
the Dunes on the Small Time.</p>
<p>I edged a little closer to Sid
and sort of squunched under his
shoulder and rubbed my cheek
against the smudged, gold-worked
gray velvet. He looked down and
I said, "A long way to Lynn Regis,
eh, Siddy?"</p>
<p>"Sweetling, thou spokest a
mouthful," he said. He knows very
well what he is doing when he
mixes his language that way, the
wicked old darling.</p>
<p>"Siddy," I said, "why this gold-work?
It'd be a lot smoother without
it."</p>
<p>"Marry, men must prick themselves
out and, 'faith I know not,
but it helps if there's metal in it."</p>
<p>"And girls get scratched." I took
a little sniff. "But don't put this
doublet through the cleaner yet.
Until we get out of the woods, I
want as much you around as
possible."</p>
<p>"Marry, and why should I?" he
asked blankly, and I think he
wasn't fooling me. The last thing
time travelers find out is how they
do or don't smell. Then his face
clouded and he looked as though
he wanted to squunch under my
shoulder. "But 'faith, sweetling,
your forest has a few more trees
than Sherwood."</p>
<p>"Thou saidst it," I agreed, and
wondered about the look. He
oughtn't to be interested in my
girlishness now. I knew I was a
mess, but he had stuck pretty close
to me during the hunt and you
never can tell. Then I remembered
that he was the other one who
hadn't declared himself when
Bruce was putting it to us, and it
probably troubled his male vanity.
Not me, though—I was still grateful
to the Maintainer for getting
me out of that spot, whatever other
it had got us all into. It seemed
ages ago.</p>
<hr />
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">We'd</span> all jumped to the conclusion
that the two Ghostgirls
had run away with the Maintainer,
I don't know where or why,
but it looked so much that way.
Maud had started yipping about
how she'd never trusted Ghosts
and always known that some day
they'd start doing things on their
own, and Kaby had got it firmly
fixed in her head, right between the
horns, that Phryne, being a Greek,
was the ringleader and was going
to wreak havoc on us all.</p>
<p>But when we were checking
Stores the first time, I had noticed
that the Ghostgirl envelopes looked
flat. Ectoplasm doesn't take up
much space when it's folded, but I
had opened one anyway, then another,
and then called for help.</p>
<p>Every last envelope was empty.
We had lost over a thousand Ghostgirls,
Sid's whole stock.</p>
<p>Well, at least it proved what
none of us had ever seen or heard
of being demonstrated: that there
is a spooky link—a sort of Change
Wind contact—between a Ghost
and its lifeline; and when that
umbilicus, I've heard it called, is
cut, the part away from the lifeline
dies.</p>
<p>Interesting, but what had bothered
me was whether we Demons
were going to evaporate too, because
we are as much Doublegangers
as the Ghosts and our apron
strings had been cut just as surely.
We're more solid, of course, but
that would only mean we'd take a
little longer. Very logical.</p>
<p>I remember I had looked up at
Lili and Maud—us girls had been
checking the envelopes; it's one of
the proprieties we frequently maintain
and anyway, if men check
them, they're apt to trot out that
old wheeze about "instant women"
which I'm sick to death of hearing,
thank you.</p>
<p>Anyway, I had looked up and
said, "It's been nice knowing you,"
and Lili had said, "Twenty-three,
skiddoo," and Maud had said,
"Here goes nothing," and we had
shook hands all around.</p>
<p>We figured that Phryne and the
Countess had faded at the same
time as the other Ghostgirls, but
an idea had been nibbling at me
and I said, "Siddy, do you suppose
it's just barely possible that,
while we were all looking at Bruce,
those two Ghostgirls would have
been able to work the Maintainer
and get a Door and lam out of
here with the thing?"</p>
<p>"Thou speakst my thoughts,
sweetling. All weighs against it:
Imprimis, 'tis well known that
Ghosts cannot lay plots or act on
them. Secundo, the time forbade
getting a Door. Tercio—and here's
the real meat of it—the Place
folds without the Maintainer.
Quadro, 'twere folly to depend on
not one of—how many of us? ten,
elf—not looking around in all the
time it would have taken them—"</p>
<p>"I looked around once, Siddy.
They were drinking and they had
got to the control divan under their
own power. Now when was that?
Oh, yes, when Bruce was talking
about Zombies."</p>
<p>"Yes, sweetling. And as I was
about to cap my argument with
quinquo when you 'gan prattle, I
could have sworn none could touch
the Maintainer, much less work it
and purloin it, without my certain
knowledge. Yet ..."</p>
<p>"Eftsoons yet," I seconded him.</p>
<hr />
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Somebody</span> must have got a
door and walked out with the
thing. It certainly wasn't in the
Place. The hunt had been a lulu.
Something the size of a portable
typewriter is not easy to hide and
we had been inside everything
from Beau's piano to the renewer
link of the Refresher.</p>
<p>We had even fluoroscoped
everybody, though it had made
Illy writhe like a box of worms, as
he'd warned us; he said it tickled
terribly and I insisted on smoothing
his fur for five minutes afterward,
although he was a little
standoffish toward me.</p>
<p>Some areas, like the bar, kitchen
and Stores, took a long while, but
we were thorough. Kaby helped
Doc check Surgery: since she last
made the Place, she has been stationed
in a Field Hospital (it turns
out the Spiders actually are mounting
operations from them) and
learned a few nice new wrinkles.</p>
<p>However, Doc put in some
honest work on his own, though,
of course, every check was observed
by at least three people, not
including Bruce or Lili. When the
Maintainer vanished, Doc had
pulled out of his glassy-eyed drunk
in a way that would have surprised
me if I hadn't seen it happen
to him before, but when we
finished Surgery and got on to the
Art Gallery, he had started to putter
and I noticed him hold out
his coat and duck his head and
whip out a flask and take a swig
and by now he was well on his
way toward another peak.</p>
<p>The Art Gallery had taken time
too, because there's such a jumble
of strange stuff, and it broke my
heart but Kaby took her ax and
split a beautiful blue woodcarving
of a Venusian medusa because, although
there wasn't a mark in the
paw-polished surface, she claimed
it was just big enough. Doc cried
a little and we left him fitting the
pieces together and mooning over
the other stuff.</p>
<p>After we'd finished everything
else, Mark had insisted on tackling
the floor. Beau and Sid both tried
to explain to him how this is a one-sided
Place, that there is nothing,
but nothing, under the floor; it
just gets a lot harder than the
diamonds crusting it as soon as
you get a quarter inch down—that
being the solid equivalent of
the Void. But Mark was knuckle-headed
(like all Romans, Sid assured
me on the q.t.) and broke
four diamond-plus drills before he
was satisfied.</p>
<p>Except for some trick hiding
places, that left the Void, and
things don't vanish if you throw
them at the Void—they half
melt and freeze forever unless you
can fish them out. Back of the Refresher,
at about eye-level, are
three Venusian coconuts that a
Hittite strongman threw there during
a major brawl. I try not to look
at them because they are so much
like witch heads they give me the
woolies. The parts of the Place
right up against the Void have
strange spatial properties which
one of the gadgets in Surgery
makes use of in a way that gives
me the worse woolies, but that's
beside the point.</p>
<hr />
<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">During</span> the hunt, Kaby and
Erich had used their Callers
as direction finders to point out the
Maintainer, just as they're used in
the cosmos to locate the Door—and
sometimes in the Big Places,
people tell me. But the Callers
only went wild—like a compass
needle whirling around without
stopping—and nobody knew what
that meant.</p>
<p>The trick hiding places were the
Minor Maintainer, a cute idea, but
it is no bigger than the Major and
has its own mysterious insides and
had obviously kept on doing its
own work, so that was out for
several reasons, and the bomb
chest, though it seemed impossible
for anyone to have opened it,
granting they knew the secret of
its lock, even before Erich jumped
on it and put it in the limelight
double. But when you've ruled out
everything else, the word impossible
changes meaning.</p>
<p>Since time travel is our business,
a person might think of all sorts
of tricks for sending the Maintainer
into the past or future, permanently
or temporarily. But the
Place is strictly on the Big Time
and everybody that should know
tells me that time traveling
<i>through</i> the Big Time is out. It's
this way: the Big Time is a train,
and the Little Time is the countryside
and we're on the train, unless
we go out a Door, and as Gertie
Stein might put it, you can't time
travel through the time you time
travel in when you time travel.</p>
<p>I'd also played around with the
idea of some fantastically obvious
hiding place, maybe something that
several people could pass back and
forth between them, which would
mean a conspiracy, and, of course,
if you assume a big enough conspiracy,
you can explain anything,
including the cosmos itself. Still,
I'd got a sort of shell-game idea
about the Soldiers' three big black
shakos and I hadn't been satisfied
until I'd got the three together
and looked in them all at
the same time.</p>
<p>"Wake up, Greta, and take
something. I can't stand here forever."
Maud had brought us a
tray of hearty snacks from then
and yon, and I must say they were
tempting; she whips up a mean
hors d'oeuvre.</p>
<p>I looked them over and said,
"Siddy, I want a hot dog."</p>
<p>"And I want a venison pasty!
Out upon you, you finical jill, you
o'erscrupulous jade, you whimsic
and tyrannous poppet!"</p>
<p>I grabbed a handful and snuggled
back against him.</p>
<p>"Go on, call me some more, Siddy,"
I told him. "Real juicy ones."</p>
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