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<h2> CHAPTER 49 </h2>
<p class="pfirst"><span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span><i>hronicles the further Proceedings of the Nickleby Family, and the Sequel
of the Adventure of the Gentleman in the Small-clothes</i></p>
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<p>While Nicholas, absorbed in the one engrossing subject of interest which
had recently opened upon him, occupied his leisure hours with thoughts of
Madeline Bray, and in execution of the commissions which the anxiety of
brother Charles in her behalf imposed upon him, saw her again and again,
and each time with greater danger to his peace of mind and a more
weakening effect upon the lofty resolutions he had formed, Mrs. Nickleby
and Kate continued to live in peace and quiet, agitated by no other cares
than those which were connected with certain harassing proceedings taken
by Mr. Snawley for the recovery of his son, and their anxiety for Smike
himself, whose health, long upon the wane, began to be so much affected by
apprehension and uncertainty as sometimes to occasion both them and
Nicholas considerable uneasiness, and even alarm.</p>
<p>It was no complaint or murmur on the part of the poor fellow himself that
thus disturbed them. Ever eager to be employed in such slight services as
he could render, and always anxious to repay his benefactors with cheerful
and happy looks, less friendly eyes might have seen in him no cause for
any misgiving. But there were times, and often too, when the sunken eye
was too bright, the hollow cheek too flushed, the breath too thick and
heavy in its course, the frame too feeble and exhausted, to escape their
regard and notice.</p>
<p>There is a dread disease which so prepares its victim, as it were, for
death; which so refines it of its grosser aspect, and throws around
familiar looks unearthly indications of the coming change; a dread
disease, in which the struggle between soul and body is so gradual, quiet,
and solemn, and the result so sure, that day by day, and grain by grain,
the mortal part wastes and withers away, so that the spirit grows light
and sanguine with its lightening load, and, feeling immortality at hand,
deems it but a new term of mortal life; a disease in which death and life
are so strangely blended, that death takes the glow and hue of life, and
life the gaunt and grisly form of death; a disease which medicine never
cured, wealth never warded off, or poverty could boast exemption from;
which sometimes moves in giant strides, and sometimes at a tardy sluggish
pace, but, slow or quick, is ever sure and certain.</p>
<p>It was with some faint reference in his own mind to this disorder, though
he would by no means admit it, even to himself, that Nicholas had already
carried his faithful companion to a physician of great repute. There was
no cause for immediate alarm, he said. There were no present symptoms
which could be deemed conclusive. The constitution had been greatly tried
and injured in childhood, but still it <i>might </i>not be—and that was
all.</p>
<p>But he seemed to grow no worse, and, as it was not difficult to find a
reason for these symptoms of illness in the shock and agitation he had
recently undergone, Nicholas comforted himself with the hope that his poor
friend would soon recover. This hope his mother and sister shared with
him; and as the object of their joint solicitude seemed to have no
uneasiness or despondency for himself, but each day answered with a quiet
smile that he felt better than he had upon the day before, their fears
abated, and the general happiness was by degrees restored.</p>
<p>Many and many a time in after years did Nicholas look back to this period
of his life, and tread again the humble quiet homely scenes that rose up
as of old before him. Many and many a time, in the twilight of a summer
evening, or beside the flickering winter’s fire—but not so often or
so sadly then—would his thoughts wander back to these old days, and
dwell with a pleasant sorrow upon every slight remembrance which they
brought crowding home. The little room in which they had so often sat long
after it was dark, figuring such happy futures; Kate’s cheerful voice and
merry laugh; how, if she were from home, they used to sit and watch for
her return scarcely breaking silence but to say how dull it seemed without
her; the glee with which poor Smike would start from the darkened corner
where he used to sit, and hurry to admit her, and the tears they often saw
upon his face, half wondering to see them too, and he so pleased and
happy; every little incident, and even slight words and looks of those old
days little heeded then, but well remembered when busy cares and trials
were quite forgotten, came fresh and thick before him many and many a
time, and, rustling above the dusty growth of years, came back green
boughs of yesterday.</p>
<p>But there were other persons associated with these recollections, and many
changes came about before they had being. A necessary reflection for the
purposes of these adventures, which at once subside into their accustomed
train, and shunning all flighty anticipations or wayward wanderings,
pursue their steady and decorous course.</p>
<p>If the brothers Cheeryble, as they found Nicholas worthy of trust and
confidence, bestowed upon him every day some new and substantial mark of
kindness, they were not less mindful of those who depended on him. Various
little presents to Mrs. Nickleby, always of the very things they most
required, tended in no slight degree to the improvement and embellishment
of the cottage. Kate’s little store of trinkets became quite dazzling; and
for company! If brother Charles and brother Ned failed to look in for at
least a few minutes every Sunday, or one evening in the week, there was Mr
Tim Linkinwater (who had never made half-a-dozen other acquaintances in
all his life, and who took such delight in his new friends as no words can
express) constantly coming and going in his evening walks, and stopping to
rest; while Mr. Frank Cheeryble happened, by some strange conjunction of
circumstances, to be passing the door on some business or other at least
three nights in the week.</p>
<p>‘He is the most attentive young man I ever saw, Kate,’ said Mrs. Nickleby
to her daughter one evening, when this last-named gentleman had been the
subject of the worthy lady’s eulogium for some time, and Kate had sat
perfectly silent.</p>
<p>‘Attentive, mama!’ rejoined Kate.</p>
<p>‘Bless my heart, Kate!’ cried Mrs. Nickleby, with her wonted suddenness,
‘what a colour you have got; why, you’re quite flushed!’</p>
<p>‘Oh, mama! what strange things you fancy!’</p>
<p>‘It wasn’t fancy, Kate, my dear, I’m certain of that,’ returned her
mother. ‘However, it’s gone now at any rate, so it don’t much matter
whether it was or not. What was it we were talking about? Oh! Mr. Frank. I
never saw such attention in <i>my</i> life, never.’</p>
<p>‘Surely you are not serious,’ returned Kate, colouring again; and this
time beyond all dispute.</p>
<p>‘Not serious!’ returned Mrs. Nickleby; ‘why shouldn’t I be serious? I’m
sure I never was more serious. I will say that his politeness and
attention to me is one of the most becoming, gratifying, pleasant things I
have seen for a very long time. You don’t often meet with such behaviour
in young men, and it strikes one more when one does meet with it.’</p>
<p>‘Oh! attention to <i>you</i>, mama,’ rejoined Kate quickly—‘oh yes.’</p>
<p>‘Dear me, Kate,’ retorted Mrs. Nickleby, ‘what an extraordinary girl you
are! Was it likely I should be talking of his attention to anybody else? I
declare I’m quite sorry to think he should be in love with a German lady,
that I am.’</p>
<p>‘He said very positively that it was no such thing, mama,’ returned Kate.
‘Don’t you remember his saying so that very first night he came here?
Besides,’ she added, in a more gentle tone, ‘why should <i>we</i> be sorry if it
is the case? What is it to us, mama?’</p>
<p>‘Nothing to <i>us</i>, Kate, perhaps,’ said Mrs. Nickleby, emphatically; ‘but
something to <i>me</i>, I confess. I like English people to be thorough English
people, and not half English and half I don’t know what. I shall tell him
point-blank next time he comes, that I wish he would marry one of his own
country-women; and see what he says to that.’</p>
<p>‘Pray don’t think of such a thing, mama,’ returned Kate, hastily; ‘not for
the world. Consider. How very—’</p>
<p>‘Well, my dear, how very what?’ said Mrs. Nickleby, opening her eyes in
great astonishment.</p>
<p>Before Kate had returned any reply, a queer little double knock announced
that Miss La Creevy had called to see them; and when Miss La Creevy
presented herself, Mrs. Nickleby, though strongly disposed to be
argumentative on the previous question, forgot all about it in a gush of
supposes about the coach she had come by; supposing that the man who drove
must have been either the man in the shirt-sleeves or the man with the
black eye; that whoever he was, he hadn’t found that parasol she left
inside last week; that no doubt they had stopped a long while at the
Halfway House, coming down; or that perhaps being full, they had come
straight on; and, lastly, that they, surely, must have passed Nicholas on
the road.</p>
<p>‘I saw nothing of him,’ answered Miss La Creevy; ‘but I saw that dear old
soul Mr. Linkinwater.’</p>
<p>‘Taking his evening walk, and coming on to rest here, before he turns back
to the city, I’ll be bound!’ said Mrs. Nickleby.</p>
<p>‘I should think he was,’ returned Miss La Creevy; ‘especially as young Mr
Cheeryble was with him.’</p>
<p>‘Surely that is no reason why Mr. Linkinwater should be coming here,’ said
Kate.</p>
<p>‘Why I think it is, my dear,’ said Miss La Creevy. ‘For a young man, Mr
Frank is not a very great walker; and I observe that he generally falls
tired, and requires a good long rest, when he has come as far as this. But
where is my friend?’ said the little woman, looking about, after having
glanced slyly at Kate. ‘He has not been run away with again, has he?’</p>
<p>‘Ah! where is Mr. Smike?’ said Mrs. Nickleby; ‘he was here this instant.’</p>
<p>Upon further inquiry, it turned out, to the good lady’s unbounded
astonishment, that Smike had, that moment, gone upstairs to bed.</p>
<p>‘Well now,’ said Mrs. Nickleby, ‘he is the strangest creature! Last Tuesday—was
it Tuesday? Yes, to be sure it was; you recollect, Kate, my dear, the very
last time young Mr. Cheeryble was here—last Tuesday night he went off
in just the same strange way, at the very moment the knock came to the
door. It cannot be that he don’t like company, because he is always fond
of people who are fond of Nicholas, and I am sure young Mr. Cheeryble is.
And the strangest thing is, that he does not go to bed; therefore it
cannot be because he is tired. I know he doesn’t go to bed, because my
room is the next one, and when I went upstairs last Tuesday, hours after
him, I found that he had not even taken his shoes off; and he had no
candle, so he must have sat moping in the dark all the time. Now, upon my
word,’ said Mrs. Nickleby, ‘when I come to think of it, that’s very
extraordinary!’</p>
<p>As the hearers did not echo this sentiment, but remained profoundly
silent, either as not knowing what to say, or as being unwilling to
interrupt, Mrs. Nickleby pursued the thread of her discourse after her own
fashion.</p>
<p>‘I hope,’ said that lady, ‘that this unaccountable conduct may not be the
beginning of his taking to his bed and living there all his life, like the
Thirsty Woman of Tutbury, or the Cock-lane Ghost, or some of those
extraordinary creatures. One of them had some connection with our family.
I forget, without looking back to some old letters I have upstairs,
whether it was my great-grandfather who went to school with the Cock-lane
Ghost, or the Thirsty Woman of Tutbury who went to school with my
grandmother. Miss La Creevy, you know, of course. Which was it that didn’t
mind what the clergyman said? The Cock-lane Ghost or the Thirsty Woman of
Tutbury?’</p>
<p>‘The Cock-lane Ghost, I believe.’</p>
<p>‘Then I have no doubt,’ said Mrs. Nickleby, ‘that it was with him my
great-grandfather went to school; for I know the master of his school was
a dissenter, and that would, in a great measure, account for the Cock-lane
Ghost’s behaving in such an improper manner to the clergyman when he grew
up. Ah! Train up a Ghost—child, I mean—’</p>
<p>Any further reflections on this fruitful theme were abruptly cut short by
the arrival of Tim Linkinwater and Mr. Frank Cheeryble; in the hurry of
receiving whom, Mrs. Nickleby speedily lost sight of everything else.</p>
<p>‘I am so sorry Nicholas is not at home,’ said Mrs. Nickleby. ‘Kate, my
dear, you must be both Nicholas and yourself.’</p>
<p>‘Miss Nickleby need be but herself,’ said Frank. ‘I—if I may venture
to say so—oppose all change in her.’</p>
<p>‘Then at all events she shall press you to stay,’ returned Mrs. Nickleby.
‘Mr. Linkinwater says ten minutes, but I cannot let you go so soon;
Nicholas would be very much vexed, I am sure. Kate, my dear!’</p>
<p>In obedience to a great number of nods, and winks, and frowns of extra
significance, Kate added her entreaties that the visitors would remain;
but it was observable that she addressed them exclusively to Tim
Linkinwater; and there was, besides, a certain embarrassment in her
manner, which, although it was as far from impairing its graceful
character as the tinge it communicated to her cheek was from diminishing
her beauty, was obvious at a glance even to Mrs. Nickleby. Not being of a
very speculative character, however, save under circumstances when her
speculations could be put into words and uttered aloud, that discreet
matron attributed the emotion to the circumstance of her daughter’s not
happening to have her best frock on: ‘though I never saw her look better,
certainly,’ she reflected at the same time. Having settled the question in
this way, and being most complacently satisfied that in this, and in all
other instances, her conjecture could not fail to be the right one, Mrs
Nickleby dismissed it from her thoughts, and inwardly congratulated
herself on being so shrewd and knowing.</p>
<p>Nicholas did not come home nor did Smike reappear; but neither
circumstance, to say the truth, had any great effect upon the little
party, who were all in the best humour possible. Indeed, there sprung up
quite a flirtation between Miss La Creevy and Tim Linkinwater, who said a
thousand jocose and facetious things, and became, by degrees, quite
gallant, not to say tender. Little Miss La Creevy, on her part, was in
high spirits, and rallied Tim on having remained a bachelor all his life
with so much success, that Tim was actually induced to declare, that if he
could get anybody to have him, he didn’t know but what he might change his
condition even yet. Miss La Creevy earnestly recommended a lady she knew,
who would exactly suit Mr. Linkinwater, and had a very comfortable property
of her own; but this latter qualification had very little effect upon Tim,
who manfully protested that fortune would be no object with him, but that
true worth and cheerfulness of disposition were what a man should look for
in a wife, and that if he had these, he could find money enough for the
moderate wants of both. This avowal was considered so honourable to Tim,
that neither Mrs. Nickleby nor Miss La Creevy could sufficiently extol it;
and stimulated by their praises, Tim launched out into several other
declarations also manifesting the disinterestedness of his heart, and a
great devotion to the fair sex: which were received with no less
approbation. This was done and said with a comical mixture of jest and
earnest, and, leading to a great amount of laughter, made them very merry
indeed.</p>
<p>Kate was commonly the life and soul of the conversation at home; but she
was more silent than usual upon this occasion (perhaps because Tim and
Miss La Creevy engrossed so much of it), and, keeping aloof from the
talkers, sat at the window watching the shadows as the evening closed in,
and enjoying the quiet beauty of the night, which seemed to have scarcely
less attractions to Frank, who first lingered near, and then sat down
beside, her. No doubt, there are a great many things to be said
appropriate to a summer evening, and no doubt they are best said in a low
voice, as being most suitable to the peace and serenity of the hour; long
pauses, too, at times, and then an earnest word or so, and then another
interval of silence which, somehow, does not seem like silence either, and
perhaps now and then a hasty turning away of the head, or drooping of the
eyes towards the ground, all these minor circumstances, with a
disinclination to have candles introduced and a tendency to confuse hours
with minutes, are doubtless mere influences of the time, as many lovely
lips can clearly testify. Neither is there the slightest reason why Mrs
Nickleby should have expressed surprise when, candles being at length
brought in, Kate’s bright eyes were unable to bear the light which obliged
her to avert her face, and even to leave the room for some short time;
because, when one has sat in the dark so long, candles <i>are </i>dazzling, and
nothing can be more strictly natural than that such results should be
produced, as all well-informed young people know. For that matter, old
people know it too, or did know it once, but they forget these things
sometimes, and more’s the pity.</p>
<p>The good lady’s surprise, however, did not end here. It was greatly
increased when it was discovered that Kate had not the least appetite for
supper: a discovery so alarming that there is no knowing in what
unaccountable efforts of oratory Mrs. Nickleby’s apprehensions might have
been vented, if the general attention had not been attracted, at the
moment, by a very strange and uncommon noise, proceeding, as the pale and
trembling servant girl affirmed, and as everybody’s sense of hearing
seemed to affirm also, ‘right down’ the chimney of the adjoining room.</p>
<p>It being quite plain to the comprehension of all present that, however
extraordinary and improbable it might appear, the noise did nevertheless
proceed from the chimney in question; and the noise (which was a strange
compound of various shuffling, sliding, rumbling, and struggling sounds,
all muffled by the chimney) still continuing, Frank Cheeryble caught up a
candle, and Tim Linkinwater the tongs, and they would have very quickly
ascertained the cause of this disturbance if Mrs. Nickleby had not been
taken very faint, and declined being left behind, on any account. This
produced a short remonstrance, which terminated in their all proceeding to
the troubled chamber in a body, excepting only Miss La Creevy, who, as the
servant girl volunteered a confession of having been subject to fits in
her infancy, remained with her to give the alarm and apply restoratives,
in case of extremity.</p>
<p>Advancing to the door of the mysterious apartment, they were not a little
surprised to hear a human voice, chanting with a highly elaborated
expression of melancholy, and in tones of suffocation which a human voice
might have produced from under five or six feather-beds of the best
quality, the once popular air of ‘Has she then failed in her truth, the
beautiful maid I adore?’ Nor, on bursting into the room without demanding
a parley, was their astonishment lessened by the discovery that these
romantic sounds certainly proceeded from the throat of some man up the
chimney, of whom nothing was visible but a pair of legs, which were
dangling above the grate; apparently feeling, with extreme anxiety, for
the top bar whereon to effect a landing.</p>
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<p>A sight so unusual and unbusiness-like as this, completely paralysed Tim
Linkinwater, who, after one or two gentle pinches at the stranger’s
ankles, which were productive of no effect, stood clapping the tongs
together, as if he were sharpening them for another assault, and did
nothing else.</p>
<p>‘This must be some drunken fellow,’ said Frank. ‘No thief would announce
his presence thus.’</p>
<p>As he said this, with great indignation, he raised the candle to obtain a
better view of the legs, and was darting forward to pull them down with
very little ceremony, when Mrs. Nickleby, clasping her hands, uttered a
sharp sound, something between a scream and an exclamation, and demanded
to know whether the mysterious limbs were not clad in small-clothes and
grey worsted stockings, or whether her eyes had deceived her.</p>
<p>‘Yes,’ cried Frank, looking a little closer. ‘Small-clothes certainly, and—and—rough
grey stockings, too. Do you know him, ma’am?’</p>
<p>‘Kate, my dear,’ said Mrs. Nickleby, deliberately sitting herself down in a
chair with that sort of desperate resignation which seemed to imply that
now matters had come to a crisis, and all disguise was useless, ‘you will
have the goodness, my love, to explain precisely how this matter stands. I
have given him no encouragement—none whatever—not the least in
the world. You know that, my dear, perfectly well. He was very respectful,
exceedingly respectful, when he declared, as you were a witness to; still
at the same time, if I am to be persecuted in this way, if vegetable
what’s-his-names and all kinds of garden-stuff are to strew my path out of
doors, and gentlemen are to come choking up our chimneys at home, I really
don’t know—upon my word I do <i>not </i>know—what is to become of me.
It’s a very hard case—harder than anything I was ever exposed to,
before I married your poor dear papa, though I suffered a good deal of
annoyance then—but that, of course, I expected, and made up my mind
for. When I was not nearly so old as you, my dear, there was a young
gentleman who sat next us at church, who used, almost every Sunday, to cut
my name in large letters in the front of his pew while the sermon was
going on. It was gratifying, of course, naturally so, but still it was an
annoyance, because the pew was in a very conspicuous place, and he was
several times publicly taken out by the beadle for doing it. But that was
nothing to this. This is a great deal worse, and a great deal more
embarrassing. I would rather, Kate, my dear,’ said Mrs. Nickleby, with
great solemnity, and an effusion of tears: ‘I would rather, I declare,
have been a pig-faced lady, than be exposed to such a life as this!’</p>
<p>Frank Cheeryble and Tim Linkinwater looked, in irrepressible astonishment,
first at each other and then at Kate, who felt that some explanation was
necessary, but who, between her terror at the apparition of the legs, her
fear lest their owner should be smothered, and her anxiety to give the
least ridiculous solution of the mystery that it was capable of bearing,
was quite unable to utter a single word.</p>
<p>‘He gives me great pain,’ continued Mrs. Nickleby, drying her eyes, ‘great
pain; but don’t hurt a hair of his head, I beg. On no account hurt a hair
of his head.’</p>
<p>It would not, under existing circumstances, have been quite so easy to
hurt a hair of the gentleman’s head as Mrs. Nickleby seemed to imagine,
inasmuch as that part of his person was some feet up the chimney, which
was by no means a wide one. But, as all this time he had never left off
singing about the bankruptcy of the beautiful maid in respect of truth,
and now began not only to croak very feebly, but to kick with great
violence as if respiration became a task of difficulty, Frank Cheeryble,
without further hesitation, pulled at the shorts and worsteds with such
heartiness as to bring him floundering into the room with greater
precipitation than he had quite calculated upon.</p>
<p>‘Oh! yes, yes,’ said Kate, directly the whole figure of this singular
visitor appeared in this abrupt manner. ‘I know who it is. Pray don’t be
rough with him. Is he hurt? I hope not. Oh, pray see if he is hurt.’</p>
<p>‘He is not, I assure you,’ replied Frank, handling the object of his
surprise, after this appeal, with sudden tenderness and respect. ‘He is
not hurt in the least.’</p>
<p>‘Don’t let him come any nearer,’ said Kate, retiring as far as she could.</p>
<p>‘Oh, no, he shall not,’ rejoined Frank. ‘You see I have him secure here.
But may I ask you what this means, and whether you expected this old
gentleman?’</p>
<p>‘Oh, no,’ said Kate, ‘of course not; but he—mama does not think so,
I believe—but he is a mad gentleman who has escaped from the next
house, and must have found an opportunity of secreting himself here.’</p>
<p>‘Kate,’ interposed Mrs. Nickleby with severe dignity, ‘I am surprised at
you.’</p>
<p>‘Dear mama,’ Kate gently remonstrated.</p>
<p>‘I am surprised at you,’ repeated Mrs. Nickleby; ‘upon my word, Kate, I am
quite astonished that you should join the persecutors of this unfortunate
gentleman, when you know very well that they have the basest designs upon
his property, and that that is the whole secret of it. It would be much
kinder of you, Kate, to ask Mr. Linkinwater or Mr. Cheeryble to interfere in
his behalf, and see him righted. You ought not to allow your feelings to
influence you; it’s not right, very far from it. What should my feelings
be, do you suppose? If anybody ought to be indignant, who is it? I, of
course, and very properly so. Still, at the same time, I wouldn’t commit
such an injustice for the world. No,’ continued Mrs. Nickleby, drawing
herself up, and looking another way with a kind of bashful stateliness;
‘this gentleman will understand me when I tell him that I repeat the
answer I gave him the other day; that I always will repeat it, though I do
believe him to be sincere when I find him placing himself in such dreadful
situations on my account; and that I request him to have the goodness to
go away directly, or it will be impossible to keep his behaviour a secret
from my son Nicholas. I am obliged to him, very much obliged to him, but I
cannot listen to his addresses for a moment. It’s quite impossible.’</p>
<p>While this address was in course of delivery, the old gentleman, with his
nose and cheeks embellished with large patches of soot, sat upon the
ground with his arms folded, eyeing the spectators in profound silence,
and with a very majestic demeanour. He did not appear to take the smallest
notice of what Mrs. Nickleby said, but when she ceased to speak he honoured
her with a long stare, and inquired if she had quite finished.</p>
<p>‘I have nothing more to say,’ replied that lady modestly. ‘I really cannot
say anything more.’</p>
<p>‘Very good,’ said the old gentleman, raising his voice, ‘then bring in the
bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.’</p>
<p>Nobody executing this order, the old gentleman, after a short pause,
raised his voice again and demanded a thunder sandwich. This article not
being forthcoming either, he requested to be served with a fricassee of
boot-tops and goldfish sauce, and then laughing heartily, gratified his
hearers with a very long, very loud, and most melodious bellow.</p>
<p>But still Mrs. Nickleby, in reply to the significant looks of all about
her, shook her head as though to assure them that she saw nothing whatever
in all this, unless, indeed, it were a slight degree of eccentricity. She
might have remained impressed with these opinions down to the latest
moment of her life, but for a slight train of circumstances, which,
trivial as they were, altered the whole complexion of the case.</p>
<p>It happened that Miss La Creevy, finding her patient in no very
threatening condition, and being strongly impelled by curiosity to see
what was going forward, bustled into the room while the old gentleman was
in the very act of bellowing. It happened, too, that the instant the old
gentleman saw her, he stopped short, skipped suddenly on his feet, and
fell to kissing his hand violently: a change of demeanour which almost
terrified the little portrait painter out of her senses, and caused her to
retreat behind Tim Linkinwater with the utmost expedition.</p>
<p>‘Aha!’ cried the old gentleman, folding his hands, and squeezing them with
great force against each other. ‘I see her now; I see her now! My love, my
life, my bride, my peerless beauty. She is come at last—at last—and
all is gas and gaiters!’</p>
<p>Mrs. Nickleby looked rather disconcerted for a moment, but immediately
recovering, nodded to Miss La Creevy and the other spectators several
times, and frowned, and smiled gravely, giving them to understand that she
saw where the mistake was, and would set it all to rights in a minute or
two.</p>
<p>‘She is come!’ said the old gentleman, laying his hand upon his heart.
‘Cormoran and Blunderbore! She is come! All the wealth I have is hers if
she will take me for her slave. Where are grace, beauty, and
blandishments, like those? In the Empress of Madagascar? No. In the Queen
of Diamonds? No. In Mrs. Rowland, who every morning bathes in Kalydor for
nothing? No. Melt all these down into one, with the three Graces, the nine
Muses, and fourteen biscuit-bakers’ daughters from Oxford Street, and make
a woman half as lovely. Pho! I defy you.’</p>
<p>After uttering this rhapsody, the old gentleman snapped his fingers twenty
or thirty times, and then subsided into an ecstatic contemplation of Miss
La Creevy’s charms. This affording Mrs. Nickleby a favourable opportunity
of explanation, she went about it straight.</p>
<p>‘I am sure,’ said the worthy lady, with a prefatory cough, ‘that it’s a
great relief, under such trying circumstances as these, to have anybody
else mistaken for me—a very great relief; and it’s a circumstance
that never occurred before, although I have several times been mistaken
for my daughter Kate. I have no doubt the people were very foolish, and
perhaps ought to have known better, but still they did take me for her,
and of course that was no fault of mine, and it would be very hard indeed
if I was to be made responsible for it. However, in this instance, of
course, I must feel that I should do exceedingly wrong if I suffered
anybody—especially anybody that I am under great obligations to—to
be made uncomfortable on my account. And therefore I think it my duty to
tell that gentleman that he is mistaken, that I am the lady who he was
told by some impertinent person was niece to the Council of Paving-stones,
and that I do beg and entreat of him to go quietly away, if it’s only
for,’ here Mrs. Nickleby simpered and hesitated, ‘for <i>my</i> sake.’</p>
<p>It might have been expected that the old gentleman would have been
penetrated to the heart by the delicacy and condescension of this appeal,
and that he would at least have returned a courteous and suitable reply.
What, then, was the shock which Mrs. Nickleby received, when, accosting <i>her</i>
in the most unmistakable manner, he replied in a loud and sonourous voice:
‘Avaunt! Cat!’</p>
<p>‘Sir!’ cried Mrs. Nickleby, in a faint tone.</p>
<p>‘Cat!’ repeated the old gentleman. ‘Puss, Kit, Tit, Grimalkin, Tabby,
Brindle! Whoosh!’ with which last sound, uttered in a hissing manner
between his teeth, the old gentleman swung his arms violently round and
round, and at the same time alternately advanced on Mrs. Nickleby, and
retreated from her, in that species of savage dance with which boys on
market-days may be seen to frighten pigs, sheep, and other animals, when
they give out obstinate indications of turning down a wrong street.</p>
<p>Mrs. Nickleby wasted no words, but uttered an exclamation of horror and
surprise, and immediately fainted away.</p>
<p>‘I’ll attend to mama,’ said Kate, hastily; ‘I am not at all frightened.
But pray take him away: pray take him away!’</p>
<p>Frank was not at all confident of his power of complying with this
request, until he bethought himself of the stratagem of sending Miss La
Creevy on a few paces in advance, and urging the old gentleman to follow
her. It succeeded to a miracle; and he went away in a rapture of
admiration, strongly guarded by Tim Linkinwater on one side, and Frank
himself on the other.</p>
<p>‘Kate,’ murmured Mrs. Nickleby, reviving when the coast was clear, ‘is he
gone?’</p>
<p>She was assured that he was.</p>
<p>‘I shall never forgive myself, Kate,’ said Mrs. Nickleby. ‘Never! That
gentleman has lost his senses, and I am the unhappy cause.’</p>
<p>‘<i>You </i>the cause!’ said Kate, greatly astonished.</p>
<p>‘I, my love,’ replied Mrs. Nickleby, with a desperate calmness. ‘You saw
what he was the other day; you see what he is now. I told your brother,
weeks and weeks ago, Kate, that I hoped a disappointment might not be too
much for him. You see what a wreck he is. Making allowance for his being a
little flighty, you know how rationally, and sensibly, and honourably he
talked, when we saw him in the garden. You have heard the dreadful
nonsense he has been guilty of this night, and the manner in which he has
gone on with that poor unfortunate little old maid. Can anybody doubt how
all this has been brought about?’</p>
<p>‘I should scarcely think they could,’ said Kate mildly.</p>
<p>‘I should scarcely think so, either,’ rejoined her mother. ‘Well! if I am
the unfortunate cause of this, I have the satisfaction of knowing that I
am not to blame. I told Nicholas, I said to him, “Nicholas, my dear, we
should be very careful how we proceed.” He would scarcely hear me. If the
matter had only been properly taken up at first, as I wished it to be! But
you are both of you so like your poor papa. However, I have <i>my</i>
consolation, and that should be enough for me!’</p>
<p>Washing her hands, thus, of all responsibility under this head, past,
present, or to come, Mrs. Nickleby kindly added that she hoped her children
might never have greater cause to reproach themselves than she had, and
prepared herself to receive the escort, who soon returned with the
intelligence that the old gentleman was safely housed, and that they found
his custodians, who had been making merry with some friends, wholly
ignorant of his absence.</p>
<p>Quiet being again restored, a delicious half-hour—so Frank called
it, in the course of subsequent conversation with Tim Linkinwater as they
were walking home—was spent in conversation, and Tim’s watch at
length apprising him that it was high time to depart, the ladies were left
alone, though not without many offers on the part of Frank to remain until
Nicholas arrived, no matter what hour of the night it might be, if, after
the late neighbourly irruption, they entertained the least fear of being
left to themselves. As their freedom from all further apprehension,
however, left no pretext for his insisting on mounting guard, he was
obliged to abandon the citadel, and to retire with the trusty Tim.</p>
<p>Nearly three hours of silence passed away. Kate blushed to find, when
Nicholas returned, how long she had been sitting alone, occupied with her
own thoughts.</p>
<p>‘I really thought it had not been half an hour,’ she said.</p>
<p>‘They must have been pleasant thoughts, Kate,’ rejoined Nicholas gaily,
‘to make time pass away like that. What were they now?’</p>
<p>Kate was confused; she toyed with some trifle on the table, looked up and
smiled, looked down and dropped a tear.</p>
<p>‘Why, Kate,’ said Nicholas, drawing his sister towards him and kissing
her, ‘let me see your face. No? Ah! that was but a glimpse; that’s
scarcely fair. A longer look than that, Kate. Come—and I’ll read
your thoughts for you.’</p>
<p>There was something in this proposition, albeit it was said without the
slightest consciousness or application, which so alarmed his sister, that
Nicholas laughingly changed the subject to domestic matters, and thus
gathered, by degrees, as they left the room and went upstairs together,
how lonely Smike had been all night—and by very slow degrees, too;
for on this subject also, Kate seemed to speak with some reluctance.</p>
<p>‘Poor fellow,’ said Nicholas, tapping gently at his door, ‘what can be the
cause of all this?’</p>
<p>Kate was hanging on her brother’s arm. The door being quickly opened, she
had not time to disengage herself, before Smike, very pale and haggard,
and completely dressed, confronted them.</p>
<p>‘And have you not been to bed?’ said Nicholas.</p>
<p>‘N—n—no,’ was the reply.</p>
<p>Nicholas gently detained his sister, who made an effort to retire; and
asked, ‘Why not?’</p>
<p>‘I could not sleep,’ said Smike, grasping the hand which his friend
extended to him.</p>
<p>‘You are not well?’ rejoined Nicholas.</p>
<p>‘I am better, indeed. A great deal better,’ said Smike quickly.</p>
<p>‘Then why do you give way to these fits of melancholy?’ inquired Nicholas,
in his kindest manner; ‘or why not tell us the cause? You grow a different
creature, Smike.’</p>
<p>‘I do; I know I do,’ he replied. ‘I will tell you the reason one day, but
not now. I hate myself for this; you are all so good and kind. But I
cannot help it. My heart is very full; you do not know how full it is.’</p>
<p>He wrung Nicholas’s hand before he released it; and glancing, for a
moment, at the brother and sister as they stood together, as if there were
something in their strong affection which touched him very deeply,
withdrew into his chamber, and was soon the only watcher under that quiet
roof.</p>
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