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<h2> CHAPTER XIV </h2>
<p>Fanny seemed nearer being right than Edmund had supposed. The business of
finding a play that would suit everybody proved to be no trifle; and the
carpenter had received his orders and taken his measurements, had
suggested and removed at least two sets of difficulties, and having made
the necessity of an enlargement of plan and expense fully evident, was
already at work, while a play was still to seek. Other preparations were
also in hand. An enormous roll of green baize had arrived from
Northampton, and been cut out by Mrs. Norris (with a saving by her good
management of full three-quarters of a yard), and was actually forming
into a curtain by the housemaids, and still the play was wanting; and as
two or three days passed away in this manner, Edmund began almost to hope
that none might ever be found.</p>
<p>There were, in fact, so many things to be attended to, so many people to
be pleased, so many best characters required, and, above all, such a need
that the play should be at once both tragedy and comedy, that there did
seem as little chance of a decision as anything pursued by youth and zeal
could hold out.</p>
<p>On the tragic side were the Miss Bertrams, Henry Crawford, and Mr. Yates;
on the comic, Tom Bertram, not <i>quite</i> alone, because it was evident
that Mary Crawford's wishes, though politely kept back, inclined the same
way: but his determinateness and his power seemed to make allies
unnecessary; and, independent of this great irreconcilable difference,
they wanted a piece containing very few characters in the whole, but every
character first-rate, and three principal women. All the best plays were
run over in vain. Neither Hamlet, nor Macbeth, nor Othello, nor Douglas,
nor The Gamester, presented anything that could satisfy even the
tragedians; and The Rivals, The School for Scandal, Wheel of Fortune, Heir
at Law, and a long et cetera, were successively dismissed with yet warmer
objections. No piece could be proposed that did not supply somebody with a
difficulty, and on one side or the other it was a continual repetition of,
"Oh no, <i>that</i> will never do! Let us have no ranting tragedies. Too
many characters. Not a tolerable woman's part in the play. Anything but <i>that</i>,
my dear Tom. It would be impossible to fill it up. One could not expect
anybody to take such a part. Nothing but buffoonery from beginning to end.
<i>That</i> might do, perhaps, but for the low parts. If I <i>must</i>
give my opinion, I have always thought it the most insipid play in the
English language. <i>I</i> do not wish to make objections; I shall be
happy to be of any use, but I think we could not chuse worse."</p>
<p>Fanny looked on and listened, not unamused to observe the selfishness
which, more or less disguised, seemed to govern them all, and wondering
how it would end. For her own gratification she could have wished that
something might be acted, for she had never seen even half a play, but
everything of higher consequence was against it.</p>
<p>"This will never do," said Tom Bertram at last. "We are wasting time most
abominably. Something must be fixed on. No matter what, so that something
is chosen. We must not be so nice. A few characters too many must not
frighten us. We must <i>double</i> them. We must descend a little. If a
part is insignificant, the greater our credit in making anything of it.
From this moment I make no difficulties. I take any part you chuse to give
me, so as it be comic. Let it but be comic, I condition for nothing more."</p>
<p>For about the fifth time he then proposed the Heir at Law, doubting only
whether to prefer Lord Duberley or Dr. Pangloss for himself; and very
earnestly, but very unsuccessfully, trying to persuade the others that
there were some fine tragic parts in the rest of the dramatis personae.</p>
<p>The pause which followed this fruitless effort was ended by the same
speaker, who, taking up one of the many volumes of plays that lay on the
table, and turning it over, suddenly exclaimed—"Lovers' Vows! And
why should not Lovers' Vows do for <i>us</i> as well as for the
Ravenshaws? How came it never to be thought of before? It strikes me as if
it would do exactly. What say you all? Here are two capital tragic parts
for Yates and Crawford, and here is the rhyming Butler for me, if nobody
else wants it; a trifling part, but the sort of thing I should not
dislike, and, as I said before, I am determined to take anything and do my
best. And as for the rest, they may be filled up by anybody. It is only
Count Cassel and Anhalt."</p>
<p>The suggestion was generally welcome. Everybody was growing weary of
indecision, and the first idea with everybody was, that nothing had been
proposed before so likely to suit them all. Mr. Yates was particularly
pleased: he had been sighing and longing to do the Baron at Ecclesford,
had grudged every rant of Lord Ravenshaw's, and been forced to re-rant it
all in his own room. The storm through Baron Wildenheim was the height of
his theatrical ambition; and with the advantage of knowing half the scenes
by heart already, he did now, with the greatest alacrity, offer his
services for the part. To do him justice, however, he did not resolve to
appropriate it; for remembering that there was some very good
ranting-ground in Frederick, he professed an equal willingness for that.
Henry Crawford was ready to take either. Whichever Mr. Yates did not chuse
would perfectly satisfy him, and a short parley of compliment ensued. Miss
Bertram, feeling all the interest of an Agatha in the question, took on
her to decide it, by observing to Mr. Yates that this was a point in which
height and figure ought to be considered, and that <i>his</i> being the
tallest, seemed to fit him peculiarly for the Baron. She was acknowledged
to be quite right, and the two parts being accepted accordingly, she was
certain of the proper Frederick. Three of the characters were now cast,
besides Mr. Rushworth, who was always answered for by Maria as willing to
do anything; when Julia, meaning, like her sister, to be Agatha, began to
be scrupulous on Miss Crawford's account.</p>
<p>"This is not behaving well by the absent," said she. "Here are not women
enough. Amelia and Agatha may do for Maria and me, but here is nothing for
your sister, Mr. Crawford."</p>
<p>Mr. Crawford desired <i>that</i> might not be thought of: he was very sure
his sister had no wish of acting but as she might be useful, and that she
would not allow herself to be considered in the present case. But this was
immediately opposed by Tom Bertram, who asserted the part of Amelia to be
in every respect the property of Miss Crawford, if she would accept it.
"It falls as naturally, as necessarily to her," said he, "as Agatha does
to one or other of my sisters. It can be no sacrifice on their side, for
it is highly comic."</p>
<p>A short silence followed. Each sister looked anxious; for each felt the
best claim to Agatha, and was hoping to have it pressed on her by the
rest. Henry Crawford, who meanwhile had taken up the play, and with
seeming carelessness was turning over the first act, soon settled the
business.</p>
<p>"I must entreat Miss <i>Julia</i> Bertram," said he, "not to engage in the
part of Agatha, or it will be the ruin of all my solemnity. You must not,
indeed you must not" (turning to her). "I could not stand your countenance
dressed up in woe and paleness. The many laughs we have had together would
infallibly come across me, and Frederick and his knapsack would be obliged
to run away."</p>
<p>Pleasantly, courteously, it was spoken; but the manner was lost in the
matter to Julia's feelings. She saw a glance at Maria which confirmed the
injury to herself: it was a scheme, a trick; she was slighted, Maria was
preferred; the smile of triumph which Maria was trying to suppress shewed
how well it was understood; and before Julia could command herself enough
to speak, her brother gave his weight against her too, by saying, "Oh yes!
Maria must be Agatha. Maria will be the best Agatha. Though Julia fancies
she prefers tragedy, I would not trust her in it. There is nothing of
tragedy about her. She has not the look of it. Her features are not tragic
features, and she walks too quick, and speaks too quick, and would not
keep her countenance. She had better do the old countrywoman: the
Cottager's wife; you had, indeed, Julia. Cottager's wife is a very pretty
part, I assure you. The old lady relieves the high-flown benevolence of
her husband with a good deal of spirit. You shall be Cottager's wife."</p>
<p>"Cottager's wife!" cried Mr. Yates. "What are you talking of? The most
trivial, paltry, insignificant part; the merest commonplace; not a
tolerable speech in the whole. Your sister do that! It is an insult to
propose it. At Ecclesford the governess was to have done it. We all agreed
that it could not be offered to anybody else. A little more justice, Mr.
Manager, if you please. You do not deserve the office, if you cannot
appreciate the talents of your company a little better."</p>
<p>"Why, as to <i>that</i>, my good friend, till I and my company have really
acted there must be some guesswork; but I mean no disparagement to Julia.
We cannot have two Agathas, and we must have one Cottager's wife; and I am
sure I set her the example of moderation myself in being satisfied with
the old Butler. If the part is trifling she will have more credit in
making something of it; and if she is so desperately bent against
everything humorous, let her take Cottager's speeches instead of
Cottager's wife's, and so change the parts all through; <i>he</i> is
solemn and pathetic enough, I am sure. It could make no difference in the
play, and as for Cottager himself, when he has got his wife's speeches, <i>I</i>
would undertake him with all my heart."</p>
<p>"With all your partiality for Cottager's wife," said Henry Crawford, "it
will be impossible to make anything of it fit for your sister, and we must
not suffer her good-nature to be imposed on. We must not <i>allow</i> her
to accept the part. She must not be left to her own complaisance. Her
talents will be wanted in Amelia. Amelia is a character more difficult to
be well represented than even Agatha. I consider Amelia is the most
difficult character in the whole piece. It requires great powers, great
nicety, to give her playfulness and simplicity without extravagance. I
have seen good actresses fail in the part. Simplicity, indeed, is beyond
the reach of almost every actress by profession. It requires a delicacy of
feeling which they have not. It requires a gentlewoman—a Julia
Bertram. You <i>will</i> undertake it, I hope?" turning to her with a look
of anxious entreaty, which softened her a little; but while she hesitated
what to say, her brother again interposed with Miss Crawford's better
claim.</p>
<p>"No, no, Julia must not be Amelia. It is not at all the part for her. She
would not like it. She would not do well. She is too tall and robust.
Amelia should be a small, light, girlish, skipping figure. It is fit for
Miss Crawford, and Miss Crawford only. She looks the part, and I am
persuaded will do it admirably."</p>
<p>Without attending to this, Henry Crawford continued his supplication. "You
must oblige us," said he, "indeed you must. When you have studied the
character, I am sure you will feel it suit you. Tragedy may be your
choice, but it will certainly appear that comedy chuses <i>you</i>. You
will be to visit me in prison with a basket of provisions; you will not
refuse to visit me in prison? I think I see you coming in with your
basket."</p>
<p>The influence of his voice was felt. Julia wavered; but was he only trying
to soothe and pacify her, and make her overlook the previous affront? She
distrusted him. The slight had been most determined. He was, perhaps, but
at treacherous play with her. She looked suspiciously at her sister;
Maria's countenance was to decide it: if she were vexed and alarmed—but
Maria looked all serenity and satisfaction, and Julia well knew that on
this ground Maria could not be happy but at her expense. With hasty
indignation, therefore, and a tremulous voice, she said to him, "You do
not seem afraid of not keeping your countenance when I come in with a
basket of provisions—though one might have supposed—but it is
only as Agatha that I was to be so overpowering!" She stopped—Henry
Crawford looked rather foolish, and as if he did not know what to say. Tom
Bertram began again—</p>
<p>"Miss Crawford must be Amelia. She will be an excellent Amelia."</p>
<p>"Do not be afraid of <i>my</i> wanting the character," cried Julia, with
angry quickness: "I am <i>not</i> to be Agatha, and I am sure I will do
nothing else; and as to Amelia, it is of all parts in the world the most
disgusting to me. I quite detest her. An odious, little, pert, unnatural,
impudent girl. I have always protested against comedy, and this is comedy
in its worst form." And so saying, she walked hastily out of the room,
leaving awkward feelings to more than one, but exciting small compassion
in any except Fanny, who had been a quiet auditor of the whole, and who
could not think of her as under the agitations of <i>jealousy</i> without
great pity.</p>
<p>A short silence succeeded her leaving them; but her brother soon returned
to business and Lovers' Vows, and was eagerly looking over the play, with
Mr. Yates's help, to ascertain what scenery would be necessary—while
Maria and Henry Crawford conversed together in an under-voice, and the
declaration with which she began of, "I am sure I would give up the part
to Julia most willingly, but that though I shall probably do it very ill,
I feel persuaded <i>she</i> would do it worse," was doubtless receiving
all the compliments it called for.</p>
<p>When this had lasted some time, the division of the party was completed by
Tom Bertram and Mr. Yates walking off together to consult farther in the
room now beginning to be called <i>the</i> <i>Theatre</i>, and Miss
Bertram's resolving to go down to the Parsonage herself with the offer of
Amelia to Miss Crawford; and Fanny remained alone.</p>
<p>The first use she made of her solitude was to take up the volume which had
been left on the table, and begin to acquaint herself with the play of
which she had heard so much. Her curiosity was all awake, and she ran
through it with an eagerness which was suspended only by intervals of
astonishment, that it could be chosen in the present instance, that it
could be proposed and accepted in a private theatre! Agatha and Amelia
appeared to her in their different ways so totally improper for home
representation—the situation of one, and the language of the other,
so unfit to be expressed by any woman of modesty, that she could hardly
suppose her cousins could be aware of what they were engaging in; and
longed to have them roused as soon as possible by the remonstrance which
Edmund would certainly make.</p>
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