<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIV.</h2>
<h3>EXTRAVAGANCES IN SINGING AND PIANO-PLAYING.</h3>
<p class="center"><i>(An Evening Party at Mr. Gold's.)</i></p>
<p>DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Gold</span>, <i>the banker (fond of music).</i><br/>
<span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold</span> <i>(sings, and is an invalid.)</i><br/>
<span class="smcap">Mr. Silver</span>, <i>bookkeeper (formerly a singer with Strauss).</i><br/>
<span class="smcap">Mr. Pious</span>, <i>a friend of the family (a musical impostor, and
a hypocrite generally).</i><br/>
<span class="smcap">Mr. Forte</span>, <i>a foreign piano virtuoso (of weak nerves).</i><br/>
<span class="smcap">Dominie</span>, <i>a piano-teacher.</i><br/>
<span class="smcap">Emma</span>, <i>his daughter.</i><br/><br/></p>
<p class="sd">(Mrs. Gold has just been singing in the modern
Italian manner; suddenly alternating exaggerated
high and low tones, given in a jerking manner,
with inaudible <span class="sdi">pianissimo</span> in the throat,
and quavering on every note, with many ornaments,
and always a quarter of a tone too flat.
She sang all the four verses of "Fondly I
Think of Thee" by Krebs.)</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> Will you not go on, Mrs. Gold? The
piano is a little too high, and you are obliged to
accustom yourself a little to it.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_174" id="Page_174"></SPAN>[174]</span><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold.</span> I cannot sing any more. That
beautiful song has taken such hold of me, and I
feel so badly. (<i>Whispers to Dominie.</i>) Mr. Forte
did not accompany me well, either: sometimes he
did not come in right, and played too feebly; and
sometimes he improvised too much in playing, and
overpowered my voice, which is a little weak just
now.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>aside to Emma</i>). What an evening of
singing! Oh dear!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Gold</span> (<i>who has been earnestly talking about
stocks all the evening in an adjoining room, rushes
in, but rather late, after the close of the song, and
impetuously presses his wife's hand</i>). Marvellous!
magnificent! delicious! wonderful! My dear, you
are in excellent voice this evening. If Jenny Lind
could only have heard you!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Pious.</span> Charming! superb! how touching!
There is a religious character in this piece,
something holy about it! I beg of you, do sing
that air by Voss, "True Happiness." That will
make our enjoyment complete; it is truly ravishing!
There is something divine in singing, and
your expression, your feeling, Madam! You give
yourself up so entirely to the composition!</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_175" id="Page_175"></SPAN>[175]</span></p>
<p class="sd">(Mrs. Gold has already taken up "True Happiness,"
and can hardly wait while Mr. Forte
murmurs off the introduction, quite after his
own fancy, with a sentimental <span class="sdi">piano</span>. Mr.
Pious drops a tear at the close of the introduction,
the four bars of which have been transformed
into eight bars by the great <span class="sdi">virtuoso</span>.
During the tremulous, affected performance of
"True Happiness," Mr. Pious rolls up his
moistened eyes; and, at the end of the first verse,
where the accompanist once more gives the
reins to his fancy, he says, "I am speechless, I
cannot find words to express my emotion!")</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>aside to Emma</i>). That you may call
forged sentiment, the counterfeit of feeling. You
hear now how one ought <i>not</i> to sing. For an
earnest, true musician, such a warmth in singing is
only empty affectation, disgusting, sentimental rubbish,
and hollow dissimulation. You will, however,
frequently meet with such amateur infelicities.</p>
<p class="sd">(Mrs. Gold has finished singing all the verses
of "True Happiness," and seems now to have
almost entirely recovered. Mr. Gold continues
to converse about stocks in the adjoining room.
Dominie remains with Emma at the end of the
parlor, depressed and worried.)</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_176" id="Page_176"></SPAN>[176]</span><span class="smcap">Mr. Forte</span> (<i>keeps his seat at the piano, and
says in French to Mrs. Gold</i>). Madam, you have
reached the climax of the beautiful in music. I
count it one of the happiest moments of my
artistic tour to be allowed to breathe out my soul
at the piano, in the presence of one like yourself.
What a loss, that your position must prevent you
from elevating the German opera to its former
greatness, as its most radiant star!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold</span> (<i>by this time quite well</i>). I must
confess that Jenny Lind never quite satisfied me
when she was here. She is, and must always
remain, a Swede,—utterly cold. If she had been
educated here, she would have listened to more
passionate models than in Stockholm, and that
would have given the true direction to her sensibility.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Forte.</span> You are quite right; you have a
just estimate of her. In Paris, where she might
have heard such examples, she lived in perfect
retirement. I was giving concerts there at the
time; but she refused to sing in my concerts, and
therefore she did not even hear me.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Silver</span> (<i>whom the excitement of the singing
has at length reached</i>). Do you feel inclined now,
Madam, to execute with me the duet from "The
Creation," between Adam and Eve?</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_177" id="Page_177"></SPAN>[177]</span><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold.</span> Here is "The Creation," but we
will sing it by and by. Mr. Forte is just going to
play us his latest composition for the left hand, and
some of the music of that romantic, deeply sensitive
Chopin.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Gold</span> (<i>rushes in from his stock discussion</i>).
Oh, yes! Chopin's B major mazourka! That was
also played at my house by Henselt, Thalberg,
and Dreyschock. Oh, it is touching!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">All</span> (<i>except Mr. Silver, Dominie, and Emma</i>).
Oh, how touching!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>to his daughter</i>). If he plays it in the
same manner in which he accompanied "True
Happiness," you will hear how this mazourka
should <i>not</i> be played. It, by the way, is not at
all <i>touching</i>: it gives quite boldly the Polish dance
rhythm, as it is improvised by the peasants in that
country; but it is, however, idealized after Chopin's
manner.</p>
<p class="sd">(Mr. Forte plays several perilous runs up and
down with various octave passages, all the
time keeping his foot on the pedal; and connects
with these immediately, and without a
pause, the mazourka, which he commences <span class="sdi">presto</span>.
He played it without regard to time or rhythm,
but with a constant <span class="sdi">rubato</span>, and unmusical jerks.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_178" id="Page_178"></SPAN>[178]</span>
A few notes were murmured indistinctly <span class="sdi">pp.</span>,
and played very <span class="sdi">ritardando</span>; then suddenly a
few notes were struck very rapidly and with
great force, so that the strings rattled; and
the final B major chord cost the life of one
string.)</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Gold.</span> Excellent! bravissimo! What a
comprehension of the piece! Such artistic performances
make one even forget the stock-exchange!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold.</span> You agitate my inmost nerves!
The English poet, Pope, holds that no created
man can penetrate the secrets of nature; but you
have penetrated the secrets of my soul. Now
do play at once the F sharp minor mazourka,
opus 6.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Pious.</span> What a musical evening Mrs. Gold
has prepared for us! What sublime sorrow lies
in this production!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Silver</span> (<i>aside</i>). What would Father Strauss
say to this affected, unmusical performance, that
bids defiance to all good taste?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> Mrs. Gold, it would be well to send
for the tuner to replace this broken B string. The
next one will break soon, for it is already cracked,
and its tone is fallen.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_179" id="Page_179"></SPAN>[179]</span><span class="smcap">Mr. Forte</span> (<i>with a superior air</i>). It is of no
consequence. That frequently happens to me;
but I never mind it. The piano is a battle-field
where there must be sacrifices.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>whispers to Emma</i>). He thinks that
if the sound is not musical, still it makes a noise;
and tones out of tune produce more effect than
those that are pure.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Emma.</span> Where did he learn piano-playing?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> My child, he has not <i>learned</i> it. That
is genius, which comes of itself. Instruction would
have fettered his genius, and then he would have
played distinctly, correctly, unaffectedly, and in
time; but that would be too much like the style
of an amateur. This uncontrolled hurly-burly,
which pays no regard to time, is called the soaring
of genius.</p>
<p class="sd">(Mr. Forte storms through various unconnected
chords with the greatest rapidity, with the pedal
raised; and passes without pause to the F sharp
minor mazourka. He accents vehemently, divides
one bar and gives it two extra quarter
notes, and from the next bar he omits a quarter
note, and continues in this manner with
extreme self-satisfaction till he reaches the
close; and then, after a few desperate chords
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_180" id="Page_180"></SPAN>[180]</span>of the diminished seventh, he connects with it
Liszt's Transcription of Schubert's Serenade in
D minor. The second string of the two-lined
b snaps with a rattle, and there ensues a
general whispering "whether the piece is by
Mendelssohn, or Döhler, or Beethoven, or Proch,
or Schumann," until finally Mr. Silver mentions
Schubert's Serenade. Mr. Forte concludes with
the soft pedal, which in his inspired moments
he had already made frequent use of.)</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>to Emma</i>). You should never play
in company, without mentioning previously what
you are going to perform. You observe, as soon
as the Serenade was mentioned, it put a stop to
the guessing.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">All</span> (<i>except Mr. Silver and Dominie</i>). What a
glorious performance! what an artistic treat!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold.</span> What spirituality in his playing!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Silver</span> (<i>asking Mr. Forte for information</i>).
I noticed, in the Serenade, you made only one bar
of the two where it modulates to F major, in your
rapid playing of the passage. Was that accidental?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Emma</span> (<i>aside</i>). He ought to have played a little
slower just there.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Forte.</span> In such beautiful passages, every
thing must be left to the suggestion of one's feelings.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_181" id="Page_181"></SPAN>[181]</span>Perhaps another time I may make three
bars, just as inspiration and genius may intimate.
Those are æsthetic surprises. Henselt, Moscheles,
Thalberg, and Clara Wieck do not execute in that
manner, and consequently can produce no effect,
and do not travel.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>to Emma</i>). I hope that your natural
taste and your musical education will preserve you
from such preposterous extravagances.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Emma.</span> Such playing makes one feel quite uncomfortable
and worried. Probably that is what
you call "devilish modern"?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> Yes.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Emma.</span> But do people like it?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span>. Certainly: a great many people do.
It has the superior air of genius, and sounds very
original.</p>
<p class="sd">(Mrs. Gold has "The Creation" in her hand, and
Mr. Silver leads her to the piano for the execution
of the grand duet between Adam and Eve. Mr.
Forte is exhausted, and Dominie plays the accompaniment.
Mr. Silver sings intelligently
and unaffectedly; Mrs. Gold, as before, but with
still less regard to time, and more out of tune;
but she tries to compensate for this by introducing
very long ornaments at the <span class="sdi">fermate</span> in the
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_182" id="Page_182"></SPAN>[182]</span>
<span class="sdi">allegro</span>, sung with her thin, piercing, over-strained
voice; and she frequently rolls up her
black eyes. At the conclusion, Mrs. Gold was
led to the arm-chair, in great exhaustion of
feeling.)</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Pious</span>. The divine art of music celebrates its
perfect triumph in such interpretations of Haydn.
Mrs. Gold, were those delicious <i>fermate</i> of your own
invention?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold. No</span>: the charming Viardot-Garcia
first introduced them as Rosina in "The Barber of
Seville," and I had them written down by a musician
in the theatre. But the employment of them in this
duet is my own idea. I have already surprised and
delighted a great many people with them in parties.
The grand, rushing, chromatic scale with which the
artistic Garcia astonishes every one, when acting
the dreaming, fainting Amina in "La Somnambula,"
I introduce in the grand aria of the divine
"Prophet;" rather timidly, it is true, for the boldness
of a Garcia can only be acquired on the
stage.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Emma</span>. But, father, Jenny Lind sang in this duet
in Vienna, quite simply, and with a pure religious
spirit.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span>. That is the reason Mrs. Gold says
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_183" id="Page_183"></SPAN>[183]</span>that Jenny Lind sings too coldly, and ought to
listen to more passionate models. But we will talk
more about this at home.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold.</span> Now, Mr. Dominie, will not your
daughter Emma play us some little trifle? Afterwards
I will execute with Mr. Silver, "By thy loving
kindness, O Lord," and a few duets by Kücken, and
finish, if the company wishes, with the "Grâce"
aria.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> Will you allow me first to replace this
broken string?</p>
<p class="sd">(After Dominie has finished, Mr. Forte strides up
to the piano, and plays his Etude for the left hand,
with the right hand extended towards the company.)</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie</span> (<i>to Mr. Forte, after the conclusion of the
piece</i>). Would it not have been easier and more to
the purpose, if you had used both hands?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Forte.</span> We must forgive old people such
pedantic observations. You entirely mistake my
stand-point. Do you not see that I am standing
with one foot in the future? Are you not aware
that the public wish not only to listen, but to see
something strange? Do you not perceive also that
my appearance of ill-health produces a great musical
effect?</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_184" id="Page_184"></SPAN>[184]</span><span class="smcap">Mr. Pious.</span> Do you not feel the special charm
and the fine effect which is produced by the left
hand playing alone, and no less by the right hand
extended?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> Is it so? Well, probably feeling has
taken a false direction with me. I shall be obliged
to accustom myself to such Parisian flights of sentiment.</p>
<p class="sd">(Emma played Chopin's Ballad in A flat major,
after Dominie had previously announced it. The
company were attentive.)</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Forte</span> (<i>at the conclusion</i>). Bravo! A very
good beginning, Mr. Dominie. I am sorry that I
am obliged to take leave now: I am obliged to go
to two more soirées this evening, and have many
letters of introduction to deliver.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Silver.</span> Miss Emma, I have just heard that
you play finely a great deal of Chopin's music. Let
us hear his two latest nocturnes.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Gold</span> (<i>to Emma</i>). Have you heard the
famous Camilla Pleyel play Kalkbrenner's charming
D minor concerto? Do you not also play such
brilliant music? for example, Döhler's beautiful,
pathetic Notturno in D flat. Mr. X. lately played
that to us enchantingly.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Emma.</span> I know it. I am teaching it to my little
sister, Cecilia.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_185" id="Page_185"></SPAN>[185]</span><span class="smcap">Dominie.</span> Will you allow her now to play
Chopin's two nocturnes, Opus 48?</p>
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<p>I will say nothing about the conclusion of the
singing,—the "Grâce" aria. At midnight there
was a grand supper, washed down with sweet wine,
and seasoned with bitter recollections of this musical
evening.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_186" id="Page_186"></SPAN>[186]</span></p>
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