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<h2> CHAPTER XVI </h2>
<h3> HANS STEALS THE KEYS </h3>
<p>A few hours later some of the White Kendah arrived at the house and very
politely delivered to us Ragnall's and poor Savage's guns and pistols,
which they said they had found lying in the grass on the mountain-side,
and with them the bull's-eye lantern that Ragnall had thrown away in his
flight; all of which articles I accepted without comment. That evening
also Har�t called and, after salutations, asked where Bena was as he did
not see him. Then my indignation broke out:</p>
<p>"Oh! white-bearded father of liars," I said, "you know well that he is in
the belly of the serpent which lives in the cave of the mountain."</p>
<p>"What, Lord!" exclaimed Har�t addressing Ragnall in his peculiar English,
"have you been for walk up to hole in hill? Suppose Bena want see big
snake. He always very fond of snake, you know, and they very fond of him.
You 'member how they come out of his pocket in your house in England?
Well, he know all about snake now."</p>
<p>"You villain!" exclaimed Ragnall, "you murderer! I have a mind to kill you
where you are."</p>
<p>"Why you choke me, Lord, because snake choke your man? Poor snake, he only
want dinner. If you go where lion live, lion kill you. If you go where
snake live, snake kill you. I tell you not to. You take no notice. Now I
tell you all—go if you wish, no one stop you. Perhaps you kill
snake, who knows? Only you no take gun there, please. That not allowed.
When you tired of this town, go see snake. Only, 'member that not right
way to House of Child. There another way which you never find."</p>
<p>"Look here," said Ragnall, "what is the use of all this foolery? You know
very well why we are in your devilish country. It is because I believe you
have stolen my wife to make her the priestess of your evil religion
whatever it may be, and I want her back."</p>
<p>"All this great mistake," replied Har�t blandly. "We no steal beautiful
lady you marry because we find she not right priestess. Also Macumazana
here not to look for lady but to kill elephant Jana and get pay in ivory
like good business man. You, Lord, come with him as friend though we no
ask you, that all. Then you try find temple of our god and snake which
watch door kill your servant. Why we not kill <i>you</i>, eh?"</p>
<p>"Because you are afraid to," answered Ragnall boldly. "Kill me if you can
and take the consequences. I am ready."</p>
<p>Har�t studied him not without admiration.</p>
<p>"You very brave man," he said, "and we no wish kill you and p'raps after
all everything come right in end. Only Child know about that. Also you
help us fight Black Kendah by and by. So, Lord, you quite safe unless you
big fool and go call on snake in cave. He very hungry snake and soon want
more dinner. You hear, Light-in-Darkness, Lord-of-the-Fire," he added
suddenly turning on Hans who was squatted near by twiddling his hat with a
face that for absolute impassiveness resembled a deal board. "You hear, he
very hungry snake, and you make nice tea for him."</p>
<p>Hans rolled his little yellow eyes without even turning his head until
they rested on the stately countenance of Har�t, and answered in Bantu:</p>
<p>"I hear, Liar-with-the-White-Beard, but what have I to do with this
matter? Jana is my enemy who would have killed Macumazana, my master, not
your dirty snake. What is the good of this snake of yours? If it were any
good, why does it not kill Jana whom you hate? And if it is no good, why
do you not take a stick and knock it on the head? If you are afraid I will
do so for you if you pay me. That for your snake," and very energetically
he spat upon the floor.</p>
<p>"All right," said Har�t, still speaking in English, "you go kill snake. Go
when you like, no one say no. Then we give you new name. Then we call you
Lord-of-the-Snake."</p>
<p>As Hans, who now was engaged in lighting his corn-cob pipe, did not deign
to answer these remarks, Har�t turned to me and said:</p>
<p>"Lord Macumazana, your leg still bad, eh? Well, I bring you some ointment
what make it quite well; it holy ointment come from the Child. We want you
get well quick."</p>
<p>Then suddenly he broke into Bantu. "My Lord, war draws near. The Black
Kendah are gathering all their strength to attack us and we must have your
aid. I go down to the River Tava to see to certain matters, as to the
reaping of the outlying crops and other things. Within a week I will be
back; then we must talk again, for by that time, if you will use the
ointment that I have given you, you will be as well as ever you were in
your life. Rub it on your leg, and mix a piece as large as a mealie grain
in water and swallow it at night. It is not poison, see," and taking the
cover off a little earthenware pot which he produced he scooped from it
with his finger some of the contents, which looked like lard, put it on
his tongue and swallowed it.</p>
<p>Then he rose and departed with his usual bows.</p>
<p>Here I may state that I used Har�t's prescription with the most excellent
results. That night I took a dose in water, very nasty it was, and rubbed
my leg with the stuff, to find that next morning all pain had left me and
that, except for some local weakness, I was practically quite well. I kept
the rest of the salve for years, and it proved a perfect specific in cases
of sciatica and rheumatism. Now, alas! it is all used and no recipe is
available from which it can be made up again.</p>
<p>The next few days passed uneventfully. As soon as I could walk I began to
go about the town, which was nothing but a scattered village much
resembling those to be seen on the eastern coasts of Africa. Nearly all
the men seemed to be away, making preparations for the harvest, I suppose,
and as the women shut themselves up in their houses after the Oriental
fashion, though the few that I saw about were unveiled and rather
good-looking, I did not gather any intelligence worth noting.</p>
<p>To tell the truth I cannot remember being in a more uninteresting place
than this little town with its extremely uncommunicative population which,
it seemed to me, lived under a shadow of fear that prevented all gaiety.
Even the children, of whom there were not many, crept about in a depressed
fashion and talked in a low voice. I never saw any of them playing games
or heard them shouting and laughing, as young people do in most parts of
the world. For the rest we were very well looked after. Plenty of food was
provided for us and every thought taken for our comfort. Thus a strong and
quiet pony was brought for me to ride because of my lameness. I had only
to go out of the house and call and it arrived from somewhere, all ready
saddled and bridled, in charge of a lad who appeared to be dumb. At any
rate when I spoke to him he would not answer.</p>
<p>Mounted on this pony I took one or two rides along the southern slopes of
the mountain on the old pretext of shooting for the pot. Hans accompanied
me on these occasions, but was, I noted, very silent and thoughtful, as
though he were hunting something up and down his tortuous intelligence.
Once we got quite near to the mouth of the cave or tunnel where poor
Savage had met his horrid end. As we stood studying it a white-robed man
whose head was shaved, which made me think he must be a priest, came up
and asked me mockingly why we did not go through the tunnel and see what
lay beyond, adding, almost in the words of Har�t himself, that none would
attempt to interfere with us as the road was open to any who could travel
it. By way of answer I only smiled and put him a few questions about a
very beautiful breed of goats with long silky hair, some of which he
seemed to be engaged in herding. He replied that these goats were sacred,
being the food of "one who dwelt in the Mountain who only ate when the
moon changed."</p>
<p>When I inquired who this person was he said with his unpleasant smile that
I had better go through the tunnel and see for myself, an invitation which
I did not accept.</p>
<p>That evening Har�t appeared unexpectedly, looking very grave and troubled.
He was in a great hurry and only stayed long enough to congratulate me
upon the excellent effects of his ointment, since "no man could fight Jana
on one leg."</p>
<p>I asked him when the fight with Jana was to come off. He replied:</p>
<p>"Lord, I go up to the Mountain to attend the Feast of the First-fruits,
which is held at sunrise on the day of the new moon. After the offering
the Oracle will speak and we shall learn when there will be war with Jana,
and perchance other things."</p>
<p>"May we not attend this feast, Har�t, who are weary of doing nothing
here?"</p>
<p>"Certainly," he answered with his grave bow. "That is, if you come
unarmed; for to appear before the Child with arms is death. You know the
road; it runs through yonder cave and the forest beyond the cave. Take it
when you will, Lord."</p>
<p>"Then if we can pass the cave we shall be welcome at the feast?"</p>
<p>"You will be very welcome. None shall hurt you there, going or returning.
I swear it by the Child. Oh! Macumazana," he added, smiling a little, "why
do you talk folly, who know well that one lives in yonder cave whom none
may look upon and love, as Bena learned not long ago? You are thinking
that perhaps you might kill this Dweller in the cave with your weapons.
Put away that dream, seeing that henceforth those who watch you have
orders to see that none of you leave this house carrying so much as a
knife. Indeed, unless you promise me that this shall be so you will not be
suffered to set foot outside its garden until I return again. Now do you
promise?"</p>
<p>I thought a while and, drawing the two others aside out of hearing, asked
them their opinion.</p>
<p>Ragnall was at first unwilling to give any such promise, but Hans said:</p>
<p>"Baas, it is better to go free and unhurt without guns and knives than to
become a prisoner once, as you were among the Black Kendah. Often there is
but a short step between the prison and the grave."</p>
<p>Both Ragnall and I acknowledged the force of this argument and in the end
we gave the promise, speaking one by one.</p>
<p>"It is enough," said Har�t; "moreover, know, Lord, that among us White
Kendah he who breaks an oath is put across the River Tava unarmed to make
report thereof to Jana, Father of Lies. Now farewell. If we do not meet at
the Feast of the First-fruits on the day of the new moon, whither once
more I invite you, we can talk together here after I have heard the voice
of the Oracle."</p>
<p>Then he mounted a camel which awaited him outside the gate and departed
with an escort of twelve men, also riding camels.</p>
<p>"There is some other road up that mountain, Quatermain," said Ragnall. "A
camel could sooner pass through the eye of a needle than through that
dreadful cave, even if it were empty."</p>
<p>"Probably," I answered, "but as we don't know where it is and I dare say
it lies miles from here, we need not trouble our heads on the matter. The
cave is <i>our</i> only road, which means that there is <i>no</i> road."</p>
<p>That evening at supper we discovered that Hans was missing; also that he
had got possession of my keys and broken into a box containing liquor, for
there it stood open in the cooking-hut with the keys in the lock.</p>
<p>"He has gone on the drink," I said to Ragnall, "and upon my soul I don't
wonder at it; for sixpence I would follow his example."</p>
<p>Then we went to bed. Next morning we breakfasted rather late, since when
one has nothing to do there is no object in getting up early. As I was
preparing to go to the cook-house to boil some eggs, to our astonishment
Hans appeared with a kettle of coffee.</p>
<p>"Hans," I said, "you are a thief."</p>
<p>"Yes, Baas," answered Hans.</p>
<p>"You have been at the gin box and taking that poison."</p>
<p>"Yes, Baas, I have been taking poison. Also I took a walk and all is right
now. The Baas must not be angry, for it is very dull doing nothing here.
Will the Baases eat porridge as well as eggs?"</p>
<p>As it was no use scolding him I said that we would. Moreover, there was
something about his manner which made me suspicious, for really he did not
look like a person who has just been very drunk.</p>
<p>After we had finished breakfast he came and squatted down before me.
Having lit his pipe he asked suddenly:</p>
<p>"Would the Baases like to walk through that cave to-night? If so, there
will be no trouble."</p>
<p>"What do you mean?" I asked, suspecting that he was still drunk.</p>
<p>"I mean, Baas, that the Dweller-in-the-cave is fast asleep."</p>
<p>"How do you know that, Hans?"</p>
<p>"Because I am the nurse who put him to sleep, Baas, though he kicked and
cried a great deal. He is asleep; he will wake no more. Baas, I have
killed the Father of Serpents."</p>
<p>"Hans," I said, "now I am sure that you are still drunk, although you do
not show it outside."</p>
<p>"Hans," added Ragnall, to whom I had translated as much of this as he did
not understand, "it is too early in the day to tell good stories. How
could you possibly have killed that serpent without a gun—for you
took none with you—or with it either for that matter?"</p>
<p>"Will the Baases come and take a walk through the cave?" asked Hans with a
snigger.</p>
<p>"Not till I am quite sure that you are sober," I replied; then,
remembering certain other events in this worthy's career, added; "Hans, if
you do not tell us the story at once I will beat you."</p>
<p>"There isn't much story, Baas," replied Hans between long sucks at his
pipe, which had nearly gone out, "because the thing was so easy. The Baas
is very clever and so is the Lord Baas, why then can they never see the
stones that lie under their noses? It is because their eyes are always
fixed upon the mountains between this world and the next. But the poor
Hottentot, who looks at the ground to be sure that he does not stumble,
ah! he sees the stones. Now, Baas, did you not hear that man in a night
shirt with his head shaved say that those goats were food for One who
dwelt in the mountain?"</p>
<p>"I did. What of it, Hans?"</p>
<p>"Who would be the One who dwelt in the mountain except the Father of
Snakes in the cave, Baas? Ah, now for the first time you see the stone
that lay at your feet all the while. And, Baas, did not the bald man add
that this One in the mountain was only fed at new and full moon, and is
not to-morrow the day of new moon, and therefore would he not be very
hungry on the day before new moon, that is, last night?"</p>
<p>"No doubt, Hans; but how can you kill a snake by feeding it?"</p>
<p>"Oh! Baas, you may eat things that make you ill, and so can a snake. Now
you will guess the rest, so I had better go to wash the dishes."</p>
<p>"Whether I guess or do not guess," I replied sagely, the latter being the
right hypothesis, "the dishes can wait, Hans, since the Lord there has not
guessed; so continue."</p>
<p>"Very well, Baas. In one of those boxes are some pounds of stuff which,
when mixed with water, is used for preserving skins and skulls."</p>
<p>"You mean the arsenic crystals," I said with a flash of inspiration.</p>
<p>"I don't know what you call them, Baas. At first I thought they were hard
sugar and stole some once, when the real sugar was left behind, to put
into the coffee—without telling the Baas, because it was my fault
that the sugar was left behind."</p>
<p>"Great Heavens!" I ejaculated, "then why aren't we all dead?"</p>
<p>"Because at the last moment, Baas, I thought I would make sure, so I put
some of the hard sugar into hot milk and, when it had melted, I gave it to
that yellow dog which once bit me in the leg, the one that came from
Beza-Town, Baas, that I told you had run away. He was a very greedy dog,
Baas, and drank up the milk at once. Then he gave a howl, twisted about,
foamed at the mouth and died and I buried him at once. After that I threw
some more of the large sugar mixed with mealies to the fowls that we
brought with us for cooking. Two cocks and a hen swallowed them by mistake
for the corn. Presently they fell on their backs, kicked a little and
died. Some of the Mazitu, who were great thieves, stole those dead fowls,
Baas. After this, Baas, I thought it best not to use that sugar in the
coffee, and later on Bena told me that it was deadly poison. Well, Baas,
it came into my mind that if I could make that great snake swallow enough
of this poison, he, too, might die.</p>
<p>"So I stole your keys, as I often do, Baas, when I want anything, because
you leave them lying about everywhere, and to deceive you first opened one
of the boxes that are full of square-face and brandy and left it open, for
I wished you to think that I had just gone to get drunk like anybody else.
Then I opened another box and got out two one-pound tins of the sugar
which kills dogs and fowls. Half a pound of it I melted in boiling water
with some real sugar to make the stuff sweet, and put it into a bottle.
The rest I tied with string in twelve little packets in the soft paper
which is in one of the boxes, and put them in my pocket. Then I went up
the hill, Baas, to the place where I saw those goats are kraaled at night
behind a reed fence. As I had hoped, no one was watching them because
there are no tigers so near this town, and man does not steal the goats
that are sacred. I went into the kraal and found a fat young ewe which had
a kid. I dragged it out and, taking it behind some stones, I made its leg
fast with a bit of cord and poured this stuff out of the bottle all over
its skin, rubbing it in well. Then I tied the twelve packets of hard
poison-sugar everywhere about its body, making them very fast deep in the
long hair so that they could not tumble or rub off.</p>
<p>"After this I untied the goat, led it near to the mouth of the cave and
held it there for a time while it kept on bleating for its kid. Next I
took it almost up to the cave, wondering how I should drive it in, for I
did not wish to enter there myself, Baas. As it happened I need not have
troubled about that. When the goat was within five yards of the cave, it
stopped bleating, stood still and shivered. Then it began to go forward
with little jumps, as though it did not want to go, yet must do so. Also,
Baas, I felt as though <i>I</i> wished to go with it. So I lay down and
put my heels against a rock, leaving go of the goat.</p>
<p>"For now, Baas, I did not care where that goat went so long as I could
keep out of the hole where dwelt the Father of Serpents that had eaten
Bena. But it was all right, Baas; the goat knew what it had to do and did
it, jumping straight into the cave. As it entered it turned its head and
looked at me. I could see its eyes in the starlight, and, Baas, they were
dreadful. I think it knew what was coming and did not like it at all. And
yet it had to walk on because it could not help it. Just like a man going
to the devil, Baas!</p>
<p>"Holding on to the stone I peered after it, for I had heard something
stirring in the cave making a soft noise like a white lady's dress upon
the floor. There in the blackness I saw two little sparks of fire, which
were the eyes of the serpent, Baas. Then I heard a sound of hissing like
four big kettles boiling all at once, and a little bleat from the goat.
After this there was a noise as of men wrestling, followed by another
noise as of bones breaking, and lastly, yet another sucking noise as of a
pump that won't draw up the water. Then everything grew nice and quiet and
I went some way off, sat down a little to one side of the cave, and waited
to see if anything happened.</p>
<p>"It must have been nearly an hour later that something did begin to
happen, Baas. It was as though sacks filled with chaff were being beaten
against stone walls there in the cave. Ah! thought I to myself, your
stomach is beginning to ache, Eater-up-of-Bena, and, as that goat had
little horns on its head—to which I tied two of the bags of the
poison, Baas—and, like all snakes, no doubt you have spikes in your
throat pointing downwards, you won't be able to get it up again. Then—I
expect this was after the poison-sugar had begun to melt nicely in the
serpent's stomach, Baas—there was a noise as though a whole company
of girls were dancing a war-dance in the cave to a music of hisses.</p>
<p>"And then—oh! then, Baas, of a sudden that Father of Serpents came
out. I tell you, Baas, that when I saw him in the bright starlight my hair
stood up upon my head, for never has there been such another snake in the
whole world. Those that live in trees and eat bucks in Zululand, of whose
skins men make waistcoats and slippers, are but babies compared to this
one. He came out, yard after yard of him. He wriggled about, he stood upon
his tail with his head where the top of a tree might be, he made himself
into a ring, he bit at stones and at his own stomach, while I hid behind
my rock praying to your reverend father that he might not see me. Then at
last he rushed away down the hill, faster than any horse could gallop.</p>
<p>"Now I hoped that he had gone for good and thought of going myself. Still
I feared to do so lest I should meet him somewhere, so I made up my mind
to wait till daylight. It was as well, Baas, for about half an hour later
he came back again. Only now he could not jump, he could only crawl. Never
in my life did I see a snake look so sick, Baas. Into the cave he went and
lay there hissing. By degrees the hissing grew very faint, till at length
they died away altogether. I waited another half-hour, Baas, and then I
grew so curious that I thought that I would go to look in the cave.</p>
<p>"I lit the little lantern I had with me and, holding it in one hand and my
stick in the other, I crept into the hole. Before I had crawled ten paces
I saw something white stretched along the ground. It was the belly of the
great snake, Baas, which lay upon its back quite dead.</p>
<p>"I know that it was dead, for I lit three wax matches, setting them to
burn upon its tail and it never stirred, as any live snake will do when it
feels fire. Then I came home, Baas, feeling very proud because I had
outwitted that great-grandfather of all snakes who killed Bena my friend,
and had made the way clear for us to walk through the cave.</p>
<p>"That is all the story, Baas. Now I must go to wash those dishes," and
without waiting for any comment off he went, leaving us marvelling at his
wit, resource and courage.</p>
<p>"What next?" I asked presently.</p>
<p>"Nothing till to-night," answered Ragnall with determination, "when I am
going to look at the snake which the noble Hans has killed and whatever
lies beyond the cave, as you will remember Har�t invited us to do
unmolested, if we could."</p>
<p>"Do you think Har�t will keep his word, Ragnall?"</p>
<p>"On the whole, yes, and if he doesn't I don't care. Anything is better
than sitting here in this suspense."</p>
<p>"I agree as to Har�t, because we are too valuable to be killed just now,
if for no other reason; also as to the suspense, which is unendurable.
Therefore I will walk with you to look at that snake, Ragnall, and so no
doubt will Hans. The exercise will do my leg good."</p>
<p>"Do you think it wise?" he asked doubtfully; "in your case, I mean."</p>
<p>"I think it most unwise that we should separate any more. We had better
stand or fall altogether; further, we do not seem to have any luck apart."</p>
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