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<h2> CHAPTER 23. I CORROBORATE Mr. DICK, AND CHOOSE A PROFESSION </h2>
<p>When I awoke in the morning I thought very much of little Em'ly, and her
emotion last night, after Martha had left. I felt as if I had come into
the knowledge of those domestic weaknesses and tendernesses in a sacred
confidence, and that to disclose them, even to Steerforth, would be wrong.
I had no gentler feeling towards anyone than towards the pretty creature
who had been my playmate, and whom I have always been persuaded, and shall
always be persuaded, to my dying day, I then devotedly loved. The
repetition to any ears—even to Steerforth's—of what she had
been unable to repress when her heart lay open to me by an accident, I
felt would be a rough deed, unworthy of myself, unworthy of the light of
our pure childhood, which I always saw encircling her head. I made a
resolution, therefore, to keep it in my own breast; and there it gave her
image a new grace.</p>
<p>While we were at breakfast, a letter was delivered to me from my aunt. As
it contained matter on which I thought Steerforth could advise me as well
as anyone, and on which I knew I should be delighted to consult him, I
resolved to make it a subject of discussion on our journey home. For the
present we had enough to do, in taking leave of all our friends. Mr.
Barkis was far from being the last among them, in his regret at our
departure; and I believe would even have opened the box again, and
sacrificed another guinea, if it would have kept us eight-and-forty hours
in Yarmouth. Peggotty and all her family were full of grief at our going.
The whole house of Omer and Joram turned out to bid us good-bye; and there
were so many seafaring volunteers in attendance on Steerforth, when our
portmanteaux went to the coach, that if we had had the baggage of a
regiment with us, we should hardly have wanted porters to carry it. In a
word, we departed to the regret and admiration of all concerned, and left
a great many people very sorry behind US.</p>
<p>Do you stay long here, Littimer?' said I, as he stood waiting to see the
coach start.</p>
<p>'No, sir,' he replied; 'probably not very long, sir.'</p>
<p>'He can hardly say, just now,' observed Steerforth, carelessly. 'He knows
what he has to do, and he'll do it.'</p>
<p>'That I am sure he will,' said I.</p>
<p>Littimer touched his hat in acknowledgement of my good opinion, and I felt
about eight years old. He touched it once more, wishing us a good journey;
and we left him standing on the pavement, as respectable a mystery as any
pyramid in Egypt.</p>
<p>For some little time we held no conversation, Steerforth being unusually
silent, and I being sufficiently engaged in wondering, within myself, when
I should see the old places again, and what new changes might happen to me
or them in the meanwhile. At length Steerforth, becoming gay and talkative
in a moment, as he could become anything he liked at any moment, pulled me
by the arm:</p>
<p>'Find a voice, David. What about that letter you were speaking of at
breakfast?'</p>
<p>'Oh!' said I, taking it out of my pocket. 'It's from my aunt.'</p>
<p>'And what does she say, requiring consideration?'</p>
<p>'Why, she reminds me, Steerforth,' said I, 'that I came out on this
expedition to look about me, and to think a little.'</p>
<p>'Which, of course, you have done?'</p>
<p>'Indeed I can't say I have, particularly. To tell you the truth, I am
afraid I have forgotten it.'</p>
<p>'Well! look about you now, and make up for your negligence,' said
Steerforth. 'Look to the right, and you'll see a flat country, with a good
deal of marsh in it; look to the left, and you'll see the same. Look to
the front, and you'll find no difference; look to the rear, and there it
is still.' I laughed, and replied that I saw no suitable profession in the
whole prospect; which was perhaps to be attributed to its flatness.</p>
<p>'What says our aunt on the subject?' inquired Steerforth, glancing at the
letter in my hand. 'Does she suggest anything?'</p>
<p>'Why, yes,' said I. 'She asks me, here, if I think I should like to be a
proctor? What do you think of it?'</p>
<p>'Well, I don't know,' replied Steerforth, coolly. 'You may as well do that
as anything else, I suppose?'</p>
<p>I could not help laughing again, at his balancing all callings and
professions so equally; and I told him so.</p>
<p>'What is a proctor, Steerforth?' said I.</p>
<p>'Why, he is a sort of monkish attorney,' replied Steerforth. 'He is, to
some faded courts held in Doctors' Commons,—a lazy old nook near St.
Paul's Churchyard—what solicitors are to the courts of law and
equity. He is a functionary whose existence, in the natural course of
things, would have terminated about two hundred years ago. I can tell you
best what he is, by telling you what Doctors' Commons is. It's a little
out-of-the-way place, where they administer what is called ecclesiastical
law, and play all kinds of tricks with obsolete old monsters of acts of
Parliament, which three-fourths of the world know nothing about, and the
other fourth supposes to have been dug up, in a fossil state, in the days
of the Edwards. It's a place that has an ancient monopoly in suits about
people's wills and people's marriages, and disputes among ships and
boats.'</p>
<p>'Nonsense, Steerforth!' I exclaimed. 'You don't mean to say that there is
any affinity between nautical matters and ecclesiastical matters?'</p>
<p>'I don't, indeed, my dear boy,' he returned; 'but I mean to say that they
are managed and decided by the same set of people, down in that same
Doctors' Commons. You shall go there one day, and find them blundering
through half the nautical terms in Young's Dictionary, apropos of the
"Nancy" having run down the "Sarah Jane", or Mr. Peggotty and the Yarmouth
boatmen having put off in a gale of wind with an anchor and cable to the
"Nelson" Indiaman in distress; and you shall go there another day, and
find them deep in the evidence, pro and con, respecting a clergyman who
has misbehaved himself; and you shall find the judge in the nautical case,
the advocate in the clergyman's case, or contrariwise. They are like
actors: now a man's a judge, and now he is not a judge; now he's one
thing, now he's another; now he's something else, change and change about;
but it's always a very pleasant, profitable little affair of private
theatricals, presented to an uncommonly select audience.'</p>
<p>'But advocates and proctors are not one and the same?' said I, a little
puzzled. 'Are they?'</p>
<p>'No,' returned Steerforth, 'the advocates are civilians—men who have
taken a doctor's degree at college—which is the first reason of my
knowing anything about it. The proctors employ the advocates. Both get
very comfortable fees, and altogether they make a mighty snug little
party. On the whole, I would recommend you to take to Doctors' Commons
kindly, David. They plume them-selves on their gentility there, I can tell
you, if that's any satisfaction.'</p>
<p>I made allowance for Steerforth's light way of treating the subject, and,
considering it with reference to the staid air of gravity and antiquity
which I associated with that 'lazy old nook near St. Paul's Churchyard',
did not feel indisposed towards my aunt's suggestion; which she left to my
free decision, making no scruple of telling me that it had occurred to
her, on her lately visiting her own proctor in Doctors' Commons for the
purpose of settling her will in my favour.</p>
<p>'That's a laudable proceeding on the part of our aunt, at all events,'
said Steerforth, when I mentioned it; 'and one deserving of all
encouragement. Daisy, my advice is that you take kindly to Doctors'
Commons.'</p>
<p>I quite made up my mind to do so. I then told Steerforth that my aunt was
in town awaiting me (as I found from her letter), and that she had taken
lodgings for a week at a kind of private hotel at Lincoln's Inn Fields,
where there was a stone staircase, and a convenient door in the roof; my
aunt being firmly persuaded that every house in London was going to be
burnt down every night.</p>
<p>We achieved the rest of our journey pleasantly, sometimes recurring to
Doctors' Commons, and anticipating the distant days when I should be a
proctor there, which Steerforth pictured in a variety of humorous and
whimsical lights, that made us both merry. When we came to our journey's
end, he went home, engaging to call upon me next day but one; and I drove
to Lincoln's Inn Fields, where I found my aunt up, and waiting supper.</p>
<p>If I had been round the world since we parted, we could hardly have been
better pleased to meet again. My aunt cried outright as she embraced me;
and said, pretending to laugh, that if my poor mother had been alive, that
silly little creature would have shed tears, she had no doubt.</p>
<p>'So you have left Mr. Dick behind, aunt?' said I. 'I am sorry for that.
Ah, Janet, how do you do?'</p>
<p>As Janet curtsied, hoping I was well, I observed my aunt's visage lengthen
very much.</p>
<p>'I am sorry for it, too,' said my aunt, rubbing her nose. 'I have had no
peace of mind, Trot, since I have been here.' Before I could ask why, she
told me.</p>
<p>'I am convinced,' said my aunt, laying her hand with melancholy firmness
on the table, 'that Dick's character is not a character to keep the
donkeys off. I am confident he wants strength of purpose. I ought to have
left Janet at home, instead, and then my mind might perhaps have been at
ease. If ever there was a donkey trespassing on my green,' said my aunt,
with emphasis, 'there was one this afternoon at four o'clock. A cold
feeling came over me from head to foot, and I know it was a donkey!'</p>
<p>I tried to comfort her on this point, but she rejected consolation.</p>
<p>'It was a donkey,' said my aunt; 'and it was the one with the stumpy tail
which that Murdering sister of a woman rode, when she came to my house.'
This had been, ever since, the only name my aunt knew for Miss Murdstone.
'If there is any Donkey in Dover, whose audacity it is harder to me to
bear than another's, that,' said my aunt, striking the table, 'is the
animal!'</p>
<p>Janet ventured to suggest that my aunt might be disturbing herself
unnecessarily, and that she believed the donkey in question was then
engaged in the sand-and-gravel line of business, and was not available for
purposes of trespass. But my aunt wouldn't hear of it.</p>
<p>Supper was comfortably served and hot, though my aunt's rooms were very
high up—whether that she might have more stone stairs for her money,
or might be nearer to the door in the roof, I don't know—and
consisted of a roast fowl, a steak, and some vegetables, to all of which I
did ample justice, and which were all excellent. But my aunt had her own
ideas concerning London provision, and ate but little.</p>
<p>'I suppose this unfortunate fowl was born and brought up in a cellar,'
said my aunt, 'and never took the air except on a hackney coach-stand. I
hope the steak may be beef, but I don't believe it. Nothing's genuine in
the place, in my opinion, but the dirt.'</p>
<p>'Don't you think the fowl may have come out of the country, aunt?' I
hinted.</p>
<p>'Certainly not,' returned my aunt. 'It would be no pleasure to a London
tradesman to sell anything which was what he pretended it was.'</p>
<p>I did not venture to controvert this opinion, but I made a good supper,
which it greatly satisfied her to see me do. When the table was cleared,
Janet assisted her to arrange her hair, to put on her nightcap, which was
of a smarter construction than usual ('in case of fire', my aunt said),
and to fold her gown back over her knees, these being her usual
preparations for warming herself before going to bed. I then made her,
according to certain established regulations from which no deviation,
however slight, could ever be permitted, a glass of hot wine and water,
and a slice of toast cut into long thin strips. With these accompaniments
we were left alone to finish the evening, my aunt sitting opposite to me
drinking her wine and water; soaking her strips of toast in it, one by
one, before eating them; and looking benignantly on me, from among the
borders of her nightcap.</p>
<p>'Well, Trot,' she began, 'what do you think of the proctor plan? Or have
you not begun to think about it yet?'</p>
<p>'I have thought a good deal about it, my dear aunt, and I have talked a
good deal about it with Steerforth. I like it very much indeed. I like it
exceedingly.'</p>
<p>'Come!' said my aunt. 'That's cheering!'</p>
<p>'I have only one difficulty, aunt.'</p>
<p>'Say what it is, Trot,' she returned.</p>
<p>'Why, I want to ask, aunt, as this seems, from what I understand, to be a
limited profession, whether my entrance into it would not be very
expensive?'</p>
<p>'It will cost,' returned my aunt, 'to article you, just a thousand
pounds.'</p>
<p>'Now, my dear aunt,' said I, drawing my chair nearer, 'I am uneasy in my
mind about that. It's a large sum of money. You have expended a great deal
on my education, and have always been as liberal to me in all things as it
was possible to be. You have been the soul of generosity. Surely there are
some ways in which I might begin life with hardly any outlay, and yet
begin with a good hope of getting on by resolution and exertion. Are you
sure that it would not be better to try that course? Are you certain that
you can afford to part with so much money, and that it is right that it
should be so expended? I only ask you, my second mother, to consider. Are
you certain?'</p>
<p>My aunt finished eating the piece of toast on which she was then engaged,
looking me full in the face all the while; and then setting her glass on
the chimney-piece, and folding her hands upon her folded skirts, replied
as follows:</p>
<p>'Trot, my child, if I have any object in life, it is to provide for your
being a good, a sensible, and a happy man. I am bent upon it—so is
Dick. I should like some people that I know to hear Dick's conversation on
the subject. Its sagacity is wonderful. But no one knows the resources of
that man's intellect, except myself!'</p>
<p>She stopped for a moment to take my hand between hers, and went on:</p>
<p>'It's in vain, Trot, to recall the past, unless it works some influence
upon the present. Perhaps I might have been better friends with your poor
father. Perhaps I might have been better friends with that poor child your
mother, even after your sister Betsey Trotwood disappointed me. When you
came to me, a little runaway boy, all dusty and way-worn, perhaps I
thought so. From that time until now, Trot, you have ever been a credit to
me and a pride and a pleasure. I have no other claim upon my means; at
least'—here to my surprise she hesitated, and was confused—'no,
I have no other claim upon my means—and you are my adopted child.
Only be a loving child to me in my age, and bear with my whims and
fancies; and you will do more for an old woman whose prime of life was not
so happy or conciliating as it might have been, than ever that old woman
did for you.'</p>
<p>It was the first time I had heard my aunt refer to her past history. There
was a magnanimity in her quiet way of doing so, and of dismissing it,
which would have exalted her in my respect and affection, if anything
could.</p>
<p>'All is agreed and understood between us, now, Trot,' said my aunt, 'and
we need talk of this no more. Give me a kiss, and we'll go to the Commons
after breakfast tomorrow.'</p>
<p>We had a long chat by the fire before we went to bed. I slept in a room on
the same floor with my aunt's, and was a little disturbed in the course of
the night by her knocking at my door as often as she was agitated by a
distant sound of hackney-coaches or market-carts, and inquiring, 'if I
heard the engines?' But towards morning she slept better, and suffered me
to do so too.</p>
<p>At about mid-day, we set out for the office of Messrs Spenlow and Jorkins,
in Doctors' Commons. My aunt, who had this other general opinion in
reference to London, that every man she saw was a pickpocket, gave me her
purse to carry for her, which had ten guineas in it and some silver.</p>
<p>We made a pause at the toy shop in Fleet Street, to see the giants of
Saint Dunstan's strike upon the bells—we had timed our going, so as
to catch them at it, at twelve o'clock—and then went on towards
Ludgate Hill, and St. Paul's Churchyard. We were crossing to the former
place, when I found that my aunt greatly accelerated her speed, and looked
frightened. I observed, at the same time, that a lowering ill-dressed man
who had stopped and stared at us in passing, a little before, was coming
so close after us as to brush against her.</p>
<p>'Trot! My dear Trot!' cried my aunt, in a terrified whisper, and pressing
my arm. 'I don't know what I am to do.'</p>
<p>'Don't be alarmed,' said I. 'There's nothing to be afraid of. Step into a
shop, and I'll soon get rid of this fellow.'</p>
<p>'No, no, child!' she returned. 'Don't speak to him for the world. I
entreat, I order you!'</p>
<p>'Good Heaven, aunt!' said I. 'He is nothing but a sturdy beggar.'</p>
<p>'You don't know what he is!' replied my aunt. 'You don't know who he is!
You don't know what you say!'</p>
<p>We had stopped in an empty door-way, while this was passing, and he had
stopped too.</p>
<p>'Don't look at him!' said my aunt, as I turned my head indignantly, 'but
get me a coach, my dear, and wait for me in St. Paul's Churchyard.'</p>
<p>'Wait for you?' I replied.</p>
<p>'Yes,' rejoined my aunt. 'I must go alone. I must go with him.'</p>
<p>'With him, aunt? This man?'</p>
<p>'I am in my senses,' she replied, 'and I tell you I must. Get mea coach!'</p>
<p>However much astonished I might be, I was sensible that I had no right to
refuse compliance with such a peremptory command. I hurried away a few
paces, and called a hackney-chariot which was passing empty. Almost before
I could let down the steps, my aunt sprang in, I don't know how, and the
man followed. She waved her hand to me to go away, so earnestly, that, all
confounded as I was, I turned from them at once. In doing so, I heard her
say to the coachman, 'Drive anywhere! Drive straight on!' and presently
the chariot passed me, going up the hill.</p>
<p>What Mr. Dick had told me, and what I had supposed to be a delusion of
his, now came into my mind. I could not doubt that this person was the
person of whom he had made such mysterious mention, though what the nature
of his hold upon my aunt could possibly be, I was quite unable to imagine.
After half an hour's cooling in the churchyard, I saw the chariot coming
back. The driver stopped beside me, and my aunt was sitting in it alone.</p>
<p>She had not yet sufficiently recovered from her agitation to be quite
prepared for the visit we had to make. She desired me to get into the
chariot, and to tell the coachman to drive slowly up and down a little
while. She said no more, except, 'My dear child, never ask me what it was,
and don't refer to it,' until she had perfectly regained her composure,
when she told me she was quite herself now, and we might get out. On her
giving me her purse to pay the driver, I found that all the guineas were
gone, and only the loose silver remained.</p>
<p>Doctors' Commons was approached by a little low archway. Before we had
taken many paces down the street beyond it, the noise of the city seemed
to melt, as if by magic, into a softened distance. A few dull courts and
narrow ways brought us to the sky-lighted offices of Spenlow and Jorkins;
in the vestibule of which temple, accessible to pilgrims without the
ceremony of knocking, three or four clerks were at work as copyists. One
of these, a little dry man, sitting by himself, who wore a stiff brown wig
that looked as if it were made of gingerbread, rose to receive my aunt,
and show us into Mr. Spenlow's room.</p>
<p>'Mr. Spenlow's in Court, ma'am,' said the dry man; 'it's an Arches day;
but it's close by, and I'll send for him directly.'</p>
<p>As we were left to look about us while Mr. Spenlow was fetched, I availed
myself of the opportunity. The furniture of the room was old-fashioned and
dusty; and the green baize on the top of the writing-table had lost all
its colour, and was as withered and pale as an old pauper. There were a
great many bundles of papers on it, some endorsed as Allegations, and some
(to my surprise) as Libels, and some as being in the Consistory Court, and
some in the Arches Court, and some in the Prerogative Court, and some in
the Admiralty Court, and some in the Delegates' Court; giving me occasion
to wonder much, how many Courts there might be in the gross, and how long
it would take to understand them all. Besides these, there were sundry
immense manuscript Books of Evidence taken on affidavit, strongly bound,
and tied together in massive sets, a set to each cause, as if every cause
were a history in ten or twenty volumes. All this looked tolerably
expensive, I thought, and gave me an agreeable notion of a proctor's
business. I was casting my eyes with increasing complacency over these and
many similar objects, when hasty footsteps were heard in the room outside,
and Mr. Spenlow, in a black gown trimmed with white fur, came hurrying in,
taking off his hat as he came.</p>
<p>He was a little light-haired gentleman, with undeniable boots, and the
stiffest of white cravats and shirt-collars. He was buttoned up, mighty
trim and tight, and must have taken a great deal of pains with his
whiskers, which were accurately curled. His gold watch-chain was so
massive, that a fancy came across me, that he ought to have a sinewy
golden arm, to draw it out with, like those which are put up over the
goldbeaters' shops. He was got up with such care, and was so stiff, that
he could hardly bend himself; being obliged, when he glanced at some
papers on his desk, after sitting down in his chair, to move his whole
body, from the bottom of his spine, like Punch.</p>
<p>I had previously been presented by my aunt, and had been courteously
received. He now said:</p>
<p>'And so, Mr. Copperfield, you think of entering into our profession? I
casually mentioned to Miss Trotwood, when I had the pleasure of an
interview with her the other day,'—with another inclination of his
body—Punch again—'that there was a vacancy here. Miss Trotwood
was good enough to mention that she had a nephew who was her peculiar
care, and for whom she was seeking to provide genteelly in life. That
nephew, I believe, I have now the pleasure of'—Punch again. I bowed
my acknowledgements, and said, my aunt had mentioned to me that there was
that opening, and that I believed I should like it very much. That I was
strongly inclined to like it, and had taken immediately to the proposal.
That I could not absolutely pledge myself to like it, until I knew
something more about it. That although it was little else than a matter of
form, I presumed I should have an opportunity of trying how I liked it,
before I bound myself to it irrevocably.</p>
<p>'Oh surely! surely!' said Mr. Spenlow. 'We always, in this house, propose
a month—an initiatory month. I should be happy, myself, to propose
two months—three—an indefinite period, in fact—but I
have a partner. Mr. Jorkins.'</p>
<p>'And the premium, sir,' I returned, 'is a thousand pounds?'</p>
<p>'And the premium, Stamp included, is a thousand pounds,' said Mr. Spenlow.
'As I have mentioned to Miss Trotwood, I am actuated by no mercenary
considerations; few men are less so, I believe; but Mr. Jorkins has his
opinions on these subjects, and I am bound to respect Mr. Jorkins's
opinions. Mr. Jorkins thinks a thousand pounds too little, in short.'</p>
<p>'I suppose, sir,' said I, still desiring to spare my aunt, 'that it is not
the custom here, if an articled clerk were particularly useful, and made
himself a perfect master of his profession'—I could not help
blushing, this looked so like praising myself—'I suppose it is not
the custom, in the later years of his time, to allow him any—'</p>
<p>Mr. Spenlow, by a great effort, just lifted his head far enough out of his
cravat to shake it, and answered, anticipating the word 'salary':</p>
<p>'No. I will not say what consideration I might give to that point myself,
Mr. Copperfield, if I were unfettered. Mr. Jorkins is immovable.'</p>
<p>I was quite dismayed by the idea of this terrible Jorkins. But I found out
afterwards that he was a mild man of a heavy temperament, whose place in
the business was to keep himself in the background, and be constantly
exhibited by name as the most obdurate and ruthless of men. If a clerk
wanted his salary raised, Mr. Jorkins wouldn't listen to such a
proposition. If a client were slow to settle his bill of costs, Mr.
Jorkins was resolved to have it paid; and however painful these things
might be (and always were) to the feelings of Mr. Spenlow, Mr. Jorkins
would have his bond. The heart and hand of the good angel Spenlow would
have been always open, but for the restraining demon Jorkins. As I have
grown older, I think I have had experience of some other houses doing
business on the principle of Spenlow and Jorkins!</p>
<p>It was settled that I should begin my month's probation as soon as I
pleased, and that my aunt need neither remain in town nor return at its
expiration, as the articles of agreement, of which I was to be the
subject, could easily be sent to her at home for her signature. When we
had got so far, Mr. Spenlow offered to take me into Court then and there,
and show me what sort of place it was. As I was willing enough to know, we
went out with this object, leaving my aunt behind; who would trust
herself, she said, in no such place, and who, I think, regarded all Courts
of Law as a sort of powder-mills that might blow up at any time.</p>
<p>Mr. Spenlow conducted me through a paved courtyard formed of grave brick
houses, which I inferred, from the Doctors' names upon the doors, to be
the official abiding-places of the learned advocates of whom Steerforth
had told me; and into a large dull room, not unlike a chapel to my
thinking, on the left hand. The upper part of this room was fenced off
from the rest; and there, on the two sides of a raised platform of the
horse-shoe form, sitting on easy old-fashioned dining-room chairs, were
sundry gentlemen in red gowns and grey wigs, whom I found to be the
Doctors aforesaid. Blinking over a little desk like a pulpit-desk, in the
curve of the horse-shoe, was an old gentleman, whom, if I had seen him in
an aviary, I should certainly have taken for an owl, but who, I learned,
was the presiding judge. In the space within the horse-shoe, lower than
these, that is to say, on about the level of the floor, were sundry other
gentlemen, of Mr. Spenlow's rank, and dressed like him in black gowns with
white fur upon them, sitting at a long green table. Their cravats were in
general stiff, I thought, and their looks haughty; but in this last
respect I presently conceived I had done them an injustice, for when two
or three of them had to rise and answer a question of the presiding
dignitary, I never saw anything more sheepish. The public, represented by
a boy with a comforter, and a shabby-genteel man secretly eating crumbs
out of his coat pockets, was warming itself at a stove in the centre of
the Court. The languid stillness of the place was only broken by the
chirping of this fire and by the voice of one of the Doctors, who was
wandering slowly through a perfect library of evidence, and stopping to
put up, from time to time, at little roadside inns of argument on the
journey. Altogether, I have never, on any occasion, made one at such a
cosey, dosey, old-fashioned, time-forgotten, sleepy-headed little
family-party in all my life; and I felt it would be quite a soothing
opiate to belong to it in any character—except perhaps as a suitor.</p>
<p>Very well satisfied with the dreamy nature of this retreat, I informed Mr.
Spenlow that I had seen enough for that time, and we rejoined my aunt; in
company with whom I presently departed from the Commons, feeling very
young when I went out of Spenlow and Jorkins's, on account of the clerks
poking one another with their pens to point me out.</p>
<p>We arrived at Lincoln's Inn Fields without any new adventures, except
encountering an unlucky donkey in a costermonger's cart, who suggested
painful associations to my aunt. We had another long talk about my plans,
when we were safely housed; and as I knew she was anxious to get home,
and, between fire, food, and pickpockets, could never be considered at her
ease for half-an-hour in London, I urged her not to be uncomfortable on my
account, but to leave me to take care of myself.</p>
<p>'I have not been here a week tomorrow, without considering that too, my
dear,' she returned. 'There is a furnished little set of chambers to be
let in the Adelphi, Trot, which ought to suit you to a marvel.'</p>
<p>With this brief introduction, she produced from her pocket an
advertisement, carefully cut out of a newspaper, setting forth that in
Buckingham Street in the Adelphi there was to be let furnished, with a
view of the river, a singularly desirable, and compact set of chambers,
forming a genteel residence for a young gentleman, a member of one of the
Inns of Court, or otherwise, with immediate possession. Terms moderate,
and could be taken for a month only, if required.</p>
<p>'Why, this is the very thing, aunt!' said I, flushed with the possible
dignity of living in chambers.</p>
<p>'Then come,' replied my aunt, immediately resuming the bonnet she had a
minute before laid aside. 'We'll go and look at 'em.'</p>
<p>Away we went. The advertisement directed us to apply to Mrs. Crupp on the
premises, and we rung the area bell, which we supposed to communicate with
Mrs. Crupp. It was not until we had rung three or four times that we could
prevail on Mrs. Crupp to communicate with us, but at last she appeared,
being a stout lady with a flounce of flannel petticoat below a nankeen
gown.</p>
<p>'Let us see these chambers of yours, if you please, ma'am,' said my aunt.</p>
<p>'For this gentleman?' said Mrs. Crupp, feeling in her pocket for her keys.</p>
<p>'Yes, for my nephew,' said my aunt.</p>
<p>'And a sweet set they is for sich!' said Mrs. Crupp.</p>
<p>So we went upstairs.</p>
<p>They were on the top of the house—a great point with my aunt, being
near the fire-escape—and consisted of a little half-blind entry
where you could see hardly anything, a little stone-blind pantry where you
could see nothing at all, a sitting-room, and a bedroom. The furniture was
rather faded, but quite good enough for me; and, sure enough, the river
was outside the windows.</p>
<p>As I was delighted with the place, my aunt and Mrs. Crupp withdrew into
the pantry to discuss the terms, while I remained on the sitting-room
sofa, hardly daring to think it possible that I could be destined to live
in such a noble residence. After a single combat of some duration they
returned, and I saw, to my joy, both in Mrs. Crupp's countenance and in my
aunt's, that the deed was done.</p>
<p>'Is it the last occupant's furniture?' inquired my aunt.</p>
<p>'Yes, it is, ma'am,' said Mrs. Crupp.</p>
<p>'What's become of him?' asked my aunt.</p>
<p>Mrs. Crupp was taken with a troublesome cough, in the midst of which she
articulated with much difficulty. 'He was took ill here, ma'am, and—ugh!
ugh! ugh! dear me!—and he died!'</p>
<p>'Hey! What did he die of?' asked my aunt.</p>
<p>'Well, ma'am, he died of drink,' said Mrs. Crupp, in confidence. 'And
smoke.'</p>
<p>'Smoke? You don't mean chimneys?' said my aunt.</p>
<p>'No, ma'am,' returned Mrs. Crupp. 'Cigars and pipes.'</p>
<p>'That's not catching, Trot, at any rate,' remarked my aunt, turning to me.</p>
<p>'No, indeed,' said I.</p>
<p>In short, my aunt, seeing how enraptured I was with the premises, took
them for a month, with leave to remain for twelve months when that time
was out. Mrs. Crupp was to find linen, and to cook; every other necessary
was already provided; and Mrs. Crupp expressly intimated that she should
always yearn towards me as a son. I was to take possession the day after
tomorrow, and Mrs. Crupp said, thank Heaven she had now found summun she
could care for!</p>
<p>On our way back, my aunt informed me how she confidently trusted that the
life I was now to lead would make me firm and self-reliant, which was all
I wanted. She repeated this several times next day, in the intervals of
our arranging for the transmission of my clothes and books from Mr.
Wickfield's; relative to which, and to all my late holiday, I wrote a long
letter to Agnes, of which my aunt took charge, as she was to leave on the
succeeding day. Not to lengthen these particulars, I need only add, that
she made a handsome provision for all my possible wants during my month of
trial; that Steerforth, to my great disappointment and hers too, did not
make his appearance before she went away; that I saw her safely seated in
the Dover coach, exulting in the coming discomfiture of the vagrant
donkeys, with Janet at her side; and that when the coach was gone, I
turned my face to the Adelphi, pondering on the old days when I used to
roam about its subterranean arches, and on the happy changes which had
brought me to the surface.</p>
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