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<h2> CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX </h2>
<p>KING MEHEVI—ALLUSION TO HIS HAWAIIAN MAJESTY—CONDUCT OF
MARHEYO AND MEHEVI IN CERTAIN DELICATE MATTERS—PECULIAR SYSTEM OF
MARRIAGE—NUMBER OF POPULATION—UNIFORMITY—EMBALMING—PLACES
OF SEPULTURE—FUNERAL OBSEQUIES AT NUKUHEVA-NUMBER OF INHABITANTS IN
TYPEE—LOCATION OF THE DWELLINGS—HAPPINESS ENJOYED IN THE
VALLEY—A WARNING—SOME IDEAS WITH REGARD TO THE PRESENT STATE
OF THE HAWAIIANS—STORY OF A MISSIONARY'S WIFE—FASHIONABLE
EQUIPAGES AT OAHU—REFLECTIONS</p>
<p>KING MEHEVI!—A goodly sounding title—and why should I not
bestow it upon the foremost man in the valley of Typee? The republican
missionaries of Oahu cause to be gazetted in the Court Journal, published
at Honolulu, the most trivial movement of 'his gracious majesty' King
Kammehammaha III, and 'their highnesses the princes of the blood royal'.*
And who is his 'gracious majesty', and what the quality of this blood
royal'?—His 'gracious majesty' is a fat, lazy, negro-looking
blockhead, with as little character as power. He has lost the noble traits
of the barbarian, without acquiring the redeeming graces of a civilized
being; and, although a member of the Hawiian Temperance Society, is a most
inveterate dram-drinker.</p>
<p>*Accounts like these are sometimes copied into English and American
journals. They lead the reader to infer that the arts and customs of
civilized life are rapidly refining the natives of the Sandwich Islands.
But let no one be deceived by these accounts. The chiefs swagger about in
gold lace and broadcloth, while the great mass of the common people are
nearly as primitive in their appearance as in the days of Cook. In the
progress of events at these islands, the two classes are receding from
each other; the chiefs are daily becoming more luxurious and extravagant
in their style of living, and the common people more and more destitute of
the necessaries and decencies of life. But the end to which both will
arrive at last will be the same: the one are fast destroying themselves by
sensual indulgences, and the other are fast being destroyed by a
complication of disorders, and the want of wholesome food. The resources
of the domineering chiefs are wrung from the starving serfs, and every
additional bauble with which they bedeck themselves is purchased by the
sufferings of their bondsmen; so that the measure of gew-gaw refinement
attained by the chiefs is only an index to the actual state in which the
greater portion of the population lie grovelling.</p>
<p>The 'blood royal' is an extremely thick, depraved fluid; formed
principally of raw fish, bad brandy, and European sweetmeats, and is
charged with a variety of eruptive humours, which are developed in sundry
blotches and pimples upon the august face of 'majesty itself', and the
angelic countenances of the 'princes and princesses of the blood royal'!</p>
<p>Now, if the farcical puppet of a chief magistrate in the Sandwich Islands
be allowed the title of King, why should it be withheld from the noble
savage Mehevi, who is a thousand times more worthy of the appellation? All
hail, therefore, Mehevi, King of the Cannibal Valley, and long life and
prosperity to his Typeean majesty! May Heaven for many a year preserve
him, the uncompromising foe of Nukuheva and the French, if a hostile
attitude will secure his lovely domain from the remorseless inflictions of
South Sea civilization.</p>
<p>Previously to seeing the Dancing Widows I had little idea that there were
any matrimonial relations subsisting in Typee, and I should as soon have
thought of a Platonic affection being cultivated between the sexes, as of
the solemn connection of man and wife. To be sure, there were old Marheyo
and Tinor, who seemed to have a sort of nuptial understanding with one
another; but for all that, I had sometimes observed a comical-looking old
gentleman dressed in a suit of shabby tattooing, who had the audacity to
take various liberties with the lady, and that too in the very presence of
the old warrior her husband, who looked on as good-naturedly as if nothing
was happening. This behaviour, until subsequent discoveries enlightened
me, puzzled me more than anything else I witnessed in Typee.</p>
<p>As for Mehevi, I had supposed him a confirmed bachelor, as well as most of
the principal chiefs. At any rate, if they had wives and families, they
ought to have been ashamed of themselves; for sure I am, they never
troubled themselves about any domestic affairs. In truth, Mehevi seemed to
be the president of a club of hearty fellows, who kept 'Bachelor's Hall'
in fine style at the Ti. I had no doubt but that they regarded children as
odious incumbrances; and their ideas of domestic felicity were
sufficiently shown in the fact, that they allowed no meddlesome
housekeepers to turn topsy-turvy those snug little arrangements they had
made in their comfortable dwelling. I strongly suspected however, that
some of these jolly bachelors were carrying on love intrigues with the
maidens of the tribe; although they did not appear publicly to acknowledge
them. I happened to pop upon Mehevi three or four times when he was
romping—in a most undignified manner for a warrior king—with
one of the prettiest little witches in the valley. She lived with an old
woman and a young man, in a house near Marheyo's; and although in
appearance a mere child herself, had a noble boy about a year old, who
bore a marvellous resemblance to Mehevi, whom I should certainly have
believed to have been the father, were it not that the little fellow had
no triangle on his face—but on second thoughts, tattooing is not
hereditary. Mehevi, however, was not the only person upon whom the damsel
Moonoony smiled—the young fellow of fifteen, who permanently resided
in the home with her, was decidedly in her good graces. I sometimes beheld
both him and the chief making love at the same time. Is it possible,
thought I, that the valiant warrior can consent to give up a corner in the
thing he loves? This too was a mystery which, with others of the same
kind, was afterwards satisfactorily explained.</p>
<p>During the second day of the Feast of Calabashes, Kory-Kory—being
determined that I should have some understanding on these matters—had,
in the course of his explanations, directed my attention to a peculiarity
I had frequently remarked among many of the females;—principally
those of a mature age and rather matronly appearance. This consisted in
having the right hand and the left foot most elaborately tattooed; whilst
the rest of the body was wholly free from the operation of the art, with
the exception of the minutely dotted lips and slight marks on the
shoulders, to which I have previously referred as comprising the sole
tattooing exhibited by Fayaway, in common with other young girls of her
age. The hand and foot thus embellished were, according to Kory-Kory, the
distinguishing badge of wedlock, so far as that social and highly
commendable institution is known among those people. It answers, indeed,
the same purpose as the plain gold ring worn by our fairer spouses.</p>
<p>After Kory-Kory's explanation of the subject, I was for some time
studiously respectful in the presence of all females thus distinguished,
and never ventured to indulge in the slightest approach to flirtation with
any of their number. Married women, to be sure!—I knew better than
to offend them.</p>
<p>A further insight, however, into the peculiar domestic customs of the
inmates of the valley did away in a measure with the severity of my
scruples, and convinced me that I was deceived in some at least of my
conclusions. A regular system of polygamy exists among the islanders; but
of a most extraordinary nature,—a plurality of husbands, instead of
wives! and this solitary fact speaks volumes for the gentle disposition of
the male population.</p>
<p>Where else, indeed, could such a practice exist, even for a single day?—Imagine
a revolution brought about in a Turkish seraglio, and the harem rendered
the abode of bearded men; or conceive some beautiful woman in our own
country running distracted at the sight of her numerous lovers murdering
one another before her eyes, out of jealousy for the unequal distribution
of her favours!—Heaven defend us from such a state of things!—We
are scarcely amiable and forbearing enough to submit to it.</p>
<p>I was not able to learn what particular ceremony was observed in forming
the marriage contract, but am inclined to think that it must have been of
a very simple nature. Perhaps the mere 'popping the question', as it is
termed with us, might have been followed by an immediate nuptial alliance.
At any rate, I have more than one reason to believe that tedious
courtships are unknown in the valley of Typee.</p>
<p>The males considerably outnumber the females. This holds true of many of
the islands of Polynesia, although the reverse of what is the case in most
civilized countries. The girls are first wooed and won, at a very tender
age, by some stripling in the household in which they reside. This,
however, is a mere frolic of the affections, and no formal engagement is
contracted. By the time this first love has a little subsided, a second
suitor presents himself, of graver years, and carries both boy and girl
away to his own habitation. This disinterested and generous-hearted fellow
now weds the young couple—marrying damsel and lover at the same time—and
all three thenceforth live together as harmoniously as so many turtles. I
have heard of some men who in civilized countries rashly marry large
families with their wives, but had no idea that there was any place where
people married supplementary husbands with them. Infidelity on either side
is very rare. No man has more than one wife, and no wife of mature years
has less than two husbands,—sometimes she has three, but such
instances are not frequent. The marriage tie, whatever it may be, does not
appear to be indissoluble; for separations occasionally happen. These,
however, when they do take place, produce no unhappiness, and are preceded
by no bickerings; for the simple reason, that an ill-used wife or a
henpecked husband is not obliged to file a bill in Chancery to obtain a
divorce. As nothing stands in the way of a separation, the matrimonial
yoke sits easily and lightly, and a Typee wife lives on very pleasant and
sociable terms with her husband. On the whole, wedlock, as known among
these Typees, seems to be of a more distinct and enduring nature than is
usually the case with barbarous people. A baneful promiscuous intercourse
of the sexes is hereby avoided, and virtue, without being clamorously
invoked, is, as it were, unconsciously practised.</p>
<p>The contrast exhibited between the Marquesas and other islands of the
Pacific in this respect, is worthy of being noticed. At Tahiti the
marriage tie was altogether unknown; and the relation of husband and wife,
father and son, could hardly be said to exist. The Arreory Society—one
of the most singular institutions that ever existed in any part of the
world—spread universal licentiousness over the island. It was the
voluptuous character of these people which rendered the disease introduced
among them by De Bougainville's ships, in 1768, doubly destructive. It
visited them like a plague, sweeping them off by hundreds.</p>
<p>Notwithstanding the existence of wedlock among the Typees, the Scriptural
injunction to increase and multiply seems to be but indifferently attended
to. I never saw any of those large families in arithmetical or step-ladder
progression which one often meets with at home. I never knew of more than
two youngsters living together in the same home, and but seldom even that
number. As for the women, it was very plain that the anxieties of the
nursery but seldom disturbed the serenity of their souls; and they were
never seen going about the valley with half a score of little ones tagging
at their apron-strings, or rather at the bread-fruit-leaf they usually
wore in the rear.</p>
<p>The ratio of increase among all the Polynesian nations is very small; and
in some places as yet uncorrupted by intercourse with Europeans, the
births would appear not very little to outnumber the deaths; the
population in such instances remaining nearly the same for several
successive generations, even upon those islands seldom or never desolated
by wars, and among people with whom the crime of infanticide is altogether
unknown. This would seem expressively ordained by Providence to prevent
the overstocking of the islands with a race too indolent to cultivate the
ground, and who, for that reason alone, would, by any considerable
increase in their numbers, be exposed to the most deplorable misery.
During the entire period of my stay in the valley of Typee, I never saw
more than ten or twelve children under the age of six months, and only
became aware of two births.</p>
<p>It is to the absence of the marriage tie that the late rapid decrease of
the population of the Sandwich Islands and of Tahiti is in part to be
ascribed. The vices and diseases introduced among these unhappy people
annually swell the ordinary mortality of the islands, while, from the same
cause, the originally small number of births is proportionally decreased.
Thus the progress of the Hawaiians and Tahitians to utter extinction is
accelerated in a sort of compound ratio.</p>
<p>I have before had occasion to remark, that I never saw any of the ordinary
signs of a pace of sepulture in the valley, a circumstance which I
attributed, at the time, to my living in a particular part of it, and
being forbidden to extend my rambles to any considerable distance towards
the sea. I have since thought it probable, however, that the Typees,
either desirous of removing from their sight the evidences of mortality,
or prompted by a taste for rural beauty, may have some charming cemetery
situation in the shadowy recesses along the base of the mountains. At
Nukuheva, two or three large quadrangular 'pi-pis', heavily flagged,
enclosed with regular stone walls, and shaded over and almost hidden from
view by the interlacing branches of enormous trees, were pointed out to me
as burial-places. The bodies, I understood, were deposited in rude vaults
beneath the flagging, and were suffered to remain there without being
disinterred. Although nothing could be more strange and gloomy than the
aspect of these places, where the lofty trees threw their dark shadows
over rude blocks of stone, a stranger looking at them would have discerned
none of the ordinary evidences of a place of sepulture.</p>
<p>During my stay in the valley, as none of its inmates were so accommodating
as to die and be buried in order to gratify my curiosity with regard to
their funeral rites, I was reluctantly obliged to remain in ignorance of
them. As I have reason to believe, however, the observances of the Typees
in these matters are the same with those of all the other tribes in the
island, I will here relate a scene I chanced to witness at Nukuheva.</p>
<p>A young man had died, about daybreak, in a house near the beach. I had
been sent ashore that morning, and saw a good deal of the preparations
they were making for his obsequies. The body, neatly wrapped in a new
white tappa, was laid out in an open shed of cocoanut boughs, upon a bier
constructed of elastic bamboos ingeniously twisted together. This was
supported about two feet from the ground, by large canes planted uprightly
in the earth. Two females, of a dejected appearance, watched by its side,
plaintively chanting and beating the air with large grass fans whitened
with pipe-clay. In the dwelling-house adjoining a numerous company we
assembled, and various articles of food were being prepared for
consumption. Two or three individuals, distinguished by head-dresses of
beautiful tappa, and wearing a great number of ornaments, appeared to
officiate as masters of the ceremonies. By noon the entertainment had
fairly begun and we were told that it would last during the whole of the
two following days. With the exception of those who mourned by the corpse,
every one seemed disposed to drown the sense of the late bereavement in
convivial indulgence. The girls, decked out in their savage finery,
danced; the old men chanted; the warriors smoked and chatted; and the
young and lusty, of both sexes, feasted plentifully, and seemed to enjoy
themselves as pleasantly as they could have done had it been a wedding.</p>
<p>The islanders understand the art of embalming, and practise it with such
success that the bodies of their great chiefs are frequently preserved for
many years in the very houses where they died. I saw three of these in my
visit to the Bay of Tior. One was enveloped in immense folds of tappa,
with only the face exposed, and hung erect against the side of the
dwelling. The others were stretched out upon biers of bamboo, in open,
elevated temples, which seemed consecrated to their memory. The heads of
enemies killed in battle are invariably preserved and hung up as trophies
in the house of the conqueror. I am not acquainted with the process which
is in use, but believe that fumigation is the principal agency employed.
All the remains which I saw presented the appearance of a ham after being
suspended for some time in a smoky chimney.</p>
<p>But to return from the dead to the living. The late festival had drawn
together, as I had every reason to believe, the whole population of the
vale, and consequently I was enabled to make some estimate with regard to
its numbers. I should imagine that there were about two thousand
inhabitants in Typee; and no number could have been better adapted to the
extent of the valley. The valley is some nine miles in length, and may
average one in breadth; the houses being distributed at wide intervals
throughout its whole extent, principally, however, towards the head of the
vale. There are no villages; the houses stand here and there in the shadow
of the groves, or are scattered along the banks of the winding stream;
their golden-hued bamboo sides and gleaming white thatch forming a
beautiful contrast to the perpetual verdure in which they are embowered.
There are no roads of any kind in the valley. Nothing but a labyrinth of
footpaths twisting and turning among the thickets without end.</p>
<p>The penalty of the Fall presses very lightly upon the valley of Typee;
for, with the one solitary exception of striking a light, I scarcely saw
any piece of work performed there which caused the sweat to stand upon a
single brow. As for digging and delving for a livelihood, the thing is
altogether unknown. Nature has planted the bread-fruit and the banana, and
in her own good time she brings them to maturity, when the idle savage
stretches forth his hand, and satisfies his appetite.</p>
<p>Ill-fated people! I shudder when I think of the change a few years will
produce in their paradisaical abode; and probably when the most
destructive vices, and the worst attendances on civilization, shall have
driven all peace and happiness from the valley, the magnanimous French
will proclaim to the world that the Marquesas Islands have been converted
to Christianity! and this the Catholic world will doubtless consider as a
glorious event. Heaven help the 'Isles of the Sea'!—The sympathy
which Christendom feels for them, has, alas! in too many instances proved
their bane.</p>
<p>How little do some of these poor islanders comprehend when they look
around them, that no inconsiderable part of their disasters originate in
certain tea-party excitements, under the influence of which
benevolent-looking gentlemen in white cravats solicit alms, and old ladies
in spectacles, and young ladies in sober russet gowns, contribute
sixpences towards the creation of a fund, the object of which is to
ameliorate the spiritual condition of the Polynesians, but whose end has
almost invariably been to accomplish their temporal destruction!</p>
<p>Let the savages be civilized, but civilize them with benefits, and not
with evils; and let heathenism be destroyed, but not by destroying the
heathen. The Anglo-Saxon hive have extirpated Paganism from the greater
part of the North American continent; but with it they have likewise
extirpated the greater portion of the Red race. Civilization is gradually
sweeping from the earth the lingering vestiges of Paganism, and at the
same time the shrinking forms of its unhappy worshippers.</p>
<p>Among the islands of Polynesia, no sooner are the images overturned, the
temples demolished, and the idolators converted into NOMINAL Christians,
that disease, vice, and premature death make their appearance. The
depopulated land is then recruited from the rapacious, hordes of
enlightened individuals who settle themselves within its borders, and
clamorously announce the progress of the Truth. Neat villas, trim gardens,
shaven lawns, spires, and cupolas arise, while the poor savage soon finds
himself an interloper in the country of his fathers, and that too on the
very site of the hut where he was born. The spontaneous fruits of the
earth, which God in his wisdom had ordained for the support of the
indolent natives, remorselessly seized upon and appropriated by the
stranger, are devoured before the eyes of the starving inhabitants, or
sent on board the numerous vessels which now touch at their shores.</p>
<p>When the famished wretches are cut off in this manner from their natural
supplies, they are told by their benefactors to work and earn their
support by the sweat of their brows! But to no fine gentleman born to
hereditary opulence, does this manual labour come more unkindly than to
the luxurious Indian when thus robbed of the bounty of heaven. Habituated
to a life of indolence, he cannot and will not exert himself; and want,
disease, and vice, all evils of foreign growth, soon terminate his
miserable existence.</p>
<p>But what matters all this? Behold the glorious result!—The
abominations of Paganism have given way to the pure rites of the Christian
worship,—the ignorant savage has been supplanted by the refined
European! Look at Honolulu, the metropolis of the Sandwich Islands!—A
community of disinterested merchants, and devoted self-exiled heralds of
the Cross, located on the very spot that twenty years ago was defiled by
the presence of idolatry. What a subject for an eloquent Bible-meeting
orator! Nor has such an opportunity for a display of missionary rhetoric
been allowed to pass by unimproved!—But when these philanthropists
send us such glowing accounts of one half of their labours, why does their
modesty restrain them from publishing the other half of the good they have
wrought?—Not until I visited Honolulu was I aware of the fact that
the small remnant of the natives had been civilized into draught-horses;
and evangelized into beasts of burden. But so it is. They have been
literally broken into the traces, and are harnessed to the vehicles of
their spiritual instructors like so many dumb brutes!</p>
<p>. . . . . . .<br/></p>
<p>Lest the slightest misconception should arise from anything thrown out in
this chapter, or indeed in any other part of the volume, let me here
observe that against the cause of missions in, the abstract no Christian
can possibly be opposed: it is in truth a just and holy cause. But if the
great end proposed by it be spiritual, the agency employed to accomplish
that end is purely earthly; and, although the object in view be the
achievement of much good, that agency may nevertheless be productive of
evil. In short, missionary undertaking, however it may blessed of heaven,
is in itself but human; and subject, like everything else, to errors and
abuses. And have not errors and abuses crept into the most sacred places,
and may there not be unworthy or incapable missionaries abroad, as well as
ecclesiastics of similar character at home? May not the unworthiness or
incapacity of those who assume apostolic functions upon the remote islands
of the sea more easily escape detection by the world at large than if it
were displayed in the heart of a city? An unwarranted confidence in the
sanctity of its apostles—a proneness to regard them as incapable of
guile—and an impatience of the least suspicion to their rectitude as
men or Christians, have ever been prevailing faults in the Church. Nor is
this to be wondered at: for subject as Christianity is to the assaults of
unprincipled foes, we are naturally disposed to regard everything like an
exposure of ecclesiastical misconduct as the offspring of malevolence or
irreligious feeling. Not even this last consideration, however shall deter
me from the honest expression of my sentiments.</p>
<p>There is something apparently wrong in the practical operations of the
Sandwich Islands Mission. Those who from pure religious motives contribute
to the support of this enterprise should take care to ascertain that their
donations, flowing through many devious channels, at last effect their
legitimate object, the conversion of the Hawaiians. I urge this not
because I doubt the moral probity of those who disburse the funds, but
because I know that they are not rightly applied. To read pathetic
accounts of missionary hardships, and glowing descriptions of conversion,
and baptisms, taking place beneath palm-trees, is one thing; and to go to
the Sandwich Islands and see the missionaries dwelling in picturesque and
prettily furnished coral-rock villas, whilst the miserable natives are
committing all sorts of immorality around them, is quite another.</p>
<p>In justice to the missionaries, however, I will willingly admit, that
where-ever evils may have resulted from their collective mismanagement of
the business of the mission, and from the want of vital piety evinced by
some of their number, still the present deplorable condition of the
Sandwich Islands is by no means wholly chargeable against them. The
demoralizing influence of a dissolute foreign population, and the frequent
visits of all descriptions of vessels, have tended not a little to
increase the evils alluded to. In a word, here, as in every case where
civilization has in any way been introduced among those whom we call
savages, she has scattered her vices, and withheld her blessings.</p>
<p>As wise a man as Shakespeare has said, that the bearer of evil tidings
hath but a losing office; and so I suppose will it prove with me, in
communicating to the trusting friends of the Hawiian Mission what has been
disclosed in various portions of this narrative. I am persuaded, however,
that as these disclosures will by their very nature attract attention, so
they will lead to something which will not be without ultimate benefit to
the cause of Christianity in the Sandwich Islands.</p>
<p>I have but one more thing to add in connection with this subject—those
things which I have stated as facts will remain facts, in spite of
whatever the bigoted or incredulous may say or write against them. My
reflections, however, on those facts may not be free from error. If such
be the case, I claim no further indulgence than should be conceded to
every man whose object is to do good.</p>
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