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<h2> CHAPTER XVI </h2>
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<p>AFTER dinner all the gang turned out to hunt for turtle eggs on the bar.
They went about poking sticks into the sand, and when they found a soft
place they went down on their knees and dug with their hands. Sometimes
they would take fifty or sixty eggs out of one hole. They were perfectly
round white things a trifle smaller than an English walnut. They had a
famous fried-egg feast that night, and another on Friday morning.</p>
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<p>After breakfast they went whooping and prancing out on the bar, and chased
each other round and round, shedding clothes as they went, until they were
naked, and then continued the frolic far away up the shoal water of the
bar, against the stiff current, which latter tripped their legs from under
them from time to time and greatly increased the fun. And now and then
they stooped in a group and splashed water in each other's faces with
their palms, gradually approaching each other, with averted faces to avoid
the strangling sprays, and finally gripping and struggling till the best
man ducked his neighbor, and then they all went under in a tangle of white
legs and arms and came up blowing, sputtering, laughing, and gasping for
breath at one and the same time.</p>
<p>When they were well exhausted, they would run out and sprawl on the dry,
hot sand, and lie there and cover themselves up with it, and by and by
break for the water again and go through the original performance once
more. Finally it occurred to them that their naked skin represented
flesh-colored "tights" very fairly; so they drew a ring in the sand and
had a circus—with three clowns in it, for none would yield this
proudest post to his neighbor.</p>
<p>Next they got their marbles and played "knucks" and "ringtaw" and "keeps"
till that amusement grew stale. Then Joe and Huck had another swim, but
Tom would not venture, because he found that in kicking off his trousers
he had kicked his string of rattlesnake rattles off his ankle, and he
wondered how he had escaped cramp so long without the protection of this
mysterious charm. He did not venture again until he had found it, and by
that time the other boys were tired and ready to rest. They gradually
wandered apart, dropped into the "dumps," and fell to gazing longingly
across the wide river to where the village lay drowsing in the sun. Tom
found himself writing "BECKY" in the sand with his big toe; he scratched
it out, and was angry with himself for his weakness. But he wrote it
again, nevertheless; he could not help it. He erased it once more and then
took himself out of temptation by driving the other boys together and
joining them.</p>
<p>But Joe's spirits had gone down almost beyond resurrection. He was so
homesick that he could hardly endure the misery of it. The tears lay very
near the surface. Huck was melancholy, too. Tom was downhearted, but tried
hard not to show it. He had a secret which he was not ready to tell, yet,
but if this mutinous depression was not broken up soon, he would have to
bring it out. He said, with a great show of cheerfulness:</p>
<p>"I bet there's been pirates on this island before, boys. We'll explore it
again. They've hid treasures here somewhere. How'd you feel to light on a
rotten chest full of gold and silver—hey?"</p>
<p>But it roused only faint enthusiasm, which faded out, with no reply. Tom
tried one or two other seductions; but they failed, too. It was
discouraging work. Joe sat poking up the sand with a stick and looking
very gloomy. Finally he said:</p>
<p>"Oh, boys, let's give it up. I want to go home. It's so lonesome."</p>
<p>"Oh no, Joe, you'll feel better by and by," said Tom. "Just think of the
fishing that's here."</p>
<p>"I don't care for fishing. I want to go home."</p>
<p>"But, Joe, there ain't such another swimming-place anywhere."</p>
<p>"Swimming's no good. I don't seem to care for it, somehow, when there
ain't anybody to say I sha'n't go in. I mean to go home."</p>
<p>"Oh, shucks! Baby! You want to see your mother, I reckon."</p>
<p>"Yes, I <i>do</i> want to see my mother—and you would, too, if you had one.
I ain't any more baby than you are." And Joe snuffled a little.</p>
<p>"Well, we'll let the crybaby go home to his mother, won't we, Huck? Poor
thing—does it want to see its mother? And so it shall. You like it
here, don't you, Huck? We'll stay, won't we?"</p>
<p>Huck said, "Y-e-s"—without any heart in it.</p>
<p>"I'll never speak to you again as long as I live," said Joe, rising.
"There now!" And he moved moodily away and began to dress himself.</p>
<p>"Who cares!" said Tom. "Nobody wants you to. Go 'long home and get laughed
at. Oh, you're a nice pirate. Huck and me ain't crybabies. We'll stay,
won't we, Huck? Let him go if he wants to. I reckon we can get along
without him, per'aps."</p>
<p>But Tom was uneasy, nevertheless, and was alarmed to see Joe go sullenly
on with his dressing. And then it was discomforting to see Huck eying
Joe's preparations so wistfully, and keeping up such an ominous silence.
Presently, without a parting word, Joe began to wade off toward the
Illinois shore. Tom's heart began to sink. He glanced at Huck. Huck could
not bear the look, and dropped his eyes. Then he said:</p>
<p>"I want to go, too, Tom. It was getting so lonesome anyway, and now it'll
be worse. Let's us go, too, Tom."</p>
<p>"I won't! You can all go, if you want to. I mean to stay."</p>
<p>"Tom, I better go."</p>
<p>"Well, go 'long—who's hendering you."</p>
<p>Huck began to pick up his scattered clothes. He said:</p>
<p>"Tom, I wisht you'd come, too. Now you think it over. We'll wait for you
when we get to shore."</p>
<p>"Well, you'll wait a blame long time, that's all."</p>
<p>Huck started sorrowfully away, and Tom stood looking after him, with a
strong desire tugging at his heart to yield his pride and go along too. He
hoped the boys would stop, but they still waded slowly on. It suddenly
dawned on Tom that it was become very lonely and still. He made one final
struggle with his pride, and then darted after his comrades, yelling:</p>
<p>"Wait! Wait! I want to tell you something!"</p>
<p>They presently stopped and turned around. When he got to where they were,
he began unfolding his secret, and they listened moodily till at last they
saw the "point" he was driving at, and then they set up a warwhoop of
applause and said it was "splendid!" and said if he had told them at
first, they wouldn't have started away. He made a plausible excuse; but
his real reason had been the fear that not even the secret would keep them
with him any very great length of time, and so he had meant to hold it in
reserve as a last seduction.</p>
<p>The lads came gayly back and went at their sports again with a will,
chattering all the time about Tom's stupendous plan and admiring the
genius of it. After a dainty egg and fish dinner, Tom said he wanted to
learn to smoke, now. Joe caught at the idea and said he would like to try,
too. So Huck made pipes and filled them. These novices had never smoked
anything before but cigars made of grapevine, and they "bit" the tongue,
and were not considered manly anyway.</p>
<p>Now they stretched themselves out on their elbows and began to puff,
charily, and with slender confidence. The smoke had an unpleasant taste,
and they gagged a little, but Tom said:</p>
<p>"Why, it's just as easy! If I'd a knowed this was all, I'd a learnt long
ago."</p>
<p>"So would I," said Joe. "It's just nothing."</p>
<p>"Why, many a time I've looked at people smoking, and thought well I wish I
could do that; but I never thought I could," said Tom.</p>
<p>"That's just the way with me, hain't it, Huck? You've heard me talk just
that way—haven't you, Huck? I'll leave it to Huck if I haven't."</p>
<p>"Yes—heaps of times," said Huck.</p>
<p>"Well, I have too," said Tom; "oh, hundreds of times. Once down by the
slaughter-house. Don't you remember, Huck? Bob Tanner was there, and
Johnny Miller, and Jeff Thatcher, when I said it. Don't you remember,
Huck, 'bout me saying that?"</p>
<p>"Yes, that's so," said Huck. "That was the day after I lost a white alley.
No, 'twas the day before."</p>
<p>"There—I told you so," said Tom. "Huck recollects it."</p>
<p>"I bleeve I could smoke this pipe all day," said Joe. "I don't feel sick."</p>
<p>"Neither do I," said Tom. "I could smoke it all day. But I bet you Jeff
Thatcher couldn't."</p>
<p>"Jeff Thatcher! Why, he'd keel over just with two draws. Just let him try
it once. <i>He'd</i> see!"</p>
<p>"I bet he would. And Johnny Miller—I wish could see Johnny Miller
tackle it once."</p>
<p>"Oh, don't I!" said Joe. "Why, I bet you Johnny Miller couldn't any more
do this than nothing. Just one little snifter would fetch <i>him</i>."</p>
<p>"'Deed it would, Joe. Say—I wish the boys could see us now."</p>
<p>"So do I."</p>
<p>"Say—boys, don't say anything about it, and some time when they're
around, I'll come up to you and say, 'Joe, got a pipe? I want a smoke.'
And you'll say, kind of careless like, as if it warn't anything, you'll
say, 'Yes, I got my <i>old</i> pipe, and another one, but my tobacker ain't very
good.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's all right, if it's <i>strong</i> enough.' And
then you'll out with the pipes, and we'll light up just as ca'm, and then
just see 'em look!"</p>
<p>"By jings, that'll be gay, Tom! I wish it was <i>now</i>!"</p>
<p>"So do I! And when we tell 'em we learned when we was off pirating, won't
they wish they'd been along?"</p>
<p>"Oh, I reckon not! I'll just <i>bet</i> they will!"</p>
<p>So the talk ran on. But presently it began to flag a trifle, and grow
disjointed. The silences widened; the expectoration marvellously
increased. Every pore inside the boys' cheeks became a spouting fountain;
they could scarcely bail out the cellars under their tongues fast enough
to prevent an inundation; little overflowings down their throats occurred
in spite of all they could do, and sudden retchings followed every time.
Both boys were looking very pale and miserable, now. Joe's pipe dropped
from his nerveless fingers. Tom's followed. Both fountains were going
furiously and both pumps bailing with might and main. Joe said feebly:</p>
<p>"I've lost my knife. I reckon I better go and find it."</p>
<p>Tom said, with quivering lips and halting utterance:</p>
<p>"I'll help you. You go over that way and I'll hunt around by the spring.
No, you needn't come, Huck—we can find it."</p>
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<p>So Huck sat down again, and waited an hour. Then he found it lonesome, and
went to find his comrades. They were wide apart in the woods, both very
pale, both fast asleep. But something informed him that if they had had
any trouble they had got rid of it.</p>
<p>They were not talkative at supper that night. They had a humble look, and
when Huck prepared his pipe after the meal and was going to prepare
theirs, they said no, they were not feeling very well—something they
ate at dinner had disagreed with them.</p>
<p>About midnight Joe awoke, and called the boys. There was a brooding
oppressiveness in the air that seemed to bode something. The boys huddled
themselves together and sought the friendly companionship of the fire,
though the dull dead heat of the breathless atmosphere was stifling. They
sat still, intent and waiting. The solemn hush continued. Beyond the light
of the fire everything was swallowed up in the blackness of darkness.
Presently there came a quivering glow that vaguely revealed the foliage
for a moment and then vanished. By and by another came, a little stronger.
Then another. Then a faint moan came sighing through the branches of the
forest and the boys felt a fleeting breath upon their cheeks, and
shuddered with the fancy that the Spirit of the Night had gone by. There
was a pause. Now a weird flash turned night into day and showed every
little grassblade, separate and distinct, that grew about their feet. And
it showed three white, startled faces, too. A deep peal of thunder went
rolling and tumbling down the heavens and lost itself in sullen rumblings
in the distance. A sweep of chilly air passed by, rustling all the leaves
and snowing the flaky ashes broadcast about the fire. Another fierce glare
lit up the forest and an instant crash followed that seemed to rend the
treetops right over the boys' heads. They clung together in terror, in the
thick gloom that followed. A few big raindrops fell pattering upon the
leaves.</p>
<p>"Quick! boys, go for the tent!" exclaimed Tom.</p>
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<p>They sprang away, stumbling over roots and among vines in the dark, no two
plunging in the same direction. A furious blast roared through the trees,
making everything sing as it went. One blinding flash after another came,
and peal on peal of deafening thunder. And now a drenching rain poured
down and the rising hurricane drove it in sheets along the ground. The
boys cried out to each other, but the roaring wind and the booming
thunderblasts drowned their voices utterly. However, one by one they
straggled in at last and took shelter under the tent, cold, scared, and
streaming with water; but to have company in misery seemed something to be
grateful for. They could not talk, the old sail flapped so furiously, even
if the other noises would have allowed them. The tempest rose higher and
higher, and presently the sail tore loose from its fastenings and went
winging away on the blast. The boys seized each others' hands and fled,
with many tumblings and bruises, to the shelter of a great oak that stood
upon the riverbank. Now the battle was at its highest. Under the ceaseless
conflagration of lightning that flamed in the skies, everything below
stood out in cleancut and shadowless distinctness: the bending trees, the
billowy river, white with foam, the driving spray of spumeflakes, the dim
outlines of the high bluffs on the other side, glimpsed through the
drifting cloudrack and the slanting veil of rain. Every little while some
giant tree yielded the fight and fell crashing through the younger growth;
and the unflagging thunderpeals came now in ear-splitting explosive
bursts, keen and sharp, and unspeakably appalling. The storm culminated in
one matchless effort that seemed likely to tear the island to pieces, burn
it up, drown it to the treetops, blow it away, and deafen every creature
in it, all at one and the same moment. It was a wild night for homeless
young heads to be out in.</p>
<p>But at last the battle was done, and the forces retired with weaker and
weaker threatenings and grumblings, and peace resumed her sway. The boys
went back to camp, a good deal awed; but they found there was still
something to be thankful for, because the great sycamore, the shelter of
their beds, was a ruin, now, blasted by the lightnings, and they were not
under it when the catastrophe happened.</p>
<p>Everything in camp was drenched, the campfire as well; for they were but
heedless lads, like their generation, and had made no provision against
rain. Here was matter for dismay, for they were soaked through and
chilled. They were eloquent in their distress; but they presently
discovered that the fire had eaten so far up under the great log it had
been built against (where it curved upward and separated itself from the
ground), that a handbreadth or so of it had escaped wetting; so they
patiently wrought until, with shreds and bark gathered from the under
sides of sheltered logs, they coaxed the fire to burn again. Then they
piled on great dead boughs till they had a roaring furnace, and were
gladhearted once more. They dried their boiled ham and had a feast, and
after that they sat by the fire and expanded and glorified their midnight
adventure until morning, for there was not a dry spot to sleep on,
anywhere around.</p>
<p>As the sun began to steal in upon the boys, drowsiness came over them, and
they went out on the sandbar and lay down to sleep. They got scorched out
by and by, and drearily set about getting breakfast. After the meal they
felt rusty, and stiff-jointed, and a little homesick once more. Tom saw
the signs, and fell to cheering up the pirates as well as he could. But
they cared nothing for marbles, or circus, or swimming, or anything. He
reminded them of the imposing secret, and raised a ray of cheer. While it
lasted, he got them interested in a new device. This was to knock off
being pirates, for a while, and be Indians for a change. They were
attracted by this idea; so it was not long before they were stripped, and
striped from head to heel with black mud, like so many zebras—all of
them chiefs, of course—and then they went tearing through the woods
to attack an English settlement.</p>
<p>By and by they separated into three hostile tribes, and darted upon each
other from ambush with dreadful warwhoops, and killed and scalped each
other by thousands. It was a gory day. Consequently it was an extremely
satisfactory one.</p>
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<p>They assembled in camp toward suppertime, hungry and happy; but now a
difficulty arose—hostile Indians could not break the bread of
hospitality together without first making peace, and this was a simple
impossibility without smoking a pipe of peace. There was no other process
that ever they had heard of. Two of the savages almost wished they had
remained pirates. However, there was no other way; so with such show of
cheerfulness as they could muster they called for the pipe and took their
whiff as it passed, in due form.</p>
<p>And behold, they were glad they had gone into savagery, for they had
gained something; they found that they could now smoke a little without
having to go and hunt for a lost knife; they did not get sick enough to be
seriously uncomfortable. They were not likely to fool away this high
promise for lack of effort. No, they practised cautiously, after supper,
with right fair success, and so they spent a jubilant evening. They were
prouder and happier in their new acquirement than they would have been in
the scalping and skinning of the Six Nations. We will leave them to smoke
and chatter and brag, since we have no further use for them at present.</p>
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<h2> CHAPTER XVII </h2>
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<p>BUT there was no hilarity in the little town that same tranquil Saturday
afternoon. The Harpers, and Aunt Polly's family, were being put into
mourning, with great grief and many tears. An unusual quiet possessed the
village, although it was ordinarily quiet enough, in all conscience. The
villagers conducted their concerns with an absent air, and talked little;
but they sighed often. The Saturday holiday seemed a burden to the
children. They had no heart in their sports, and gradually gave them up.</p>
<p>In the afternoon Becky Thatcher found herself moping about the deserted
schoolhouse yard, and feeling very melancholy. But she found nothing there
to comfort her. She soliloquized:</p>
<p>"Oh, if I only had a brass andiron-knob again! But I haven't got anything
now to remember him by." And she choked back a little sob.</p>
<p>Presently she stopped, and said to herself:</p>
<p>"It was right here. Oh, if it was to do over again, I wouldn't say that—I
wouldn't say it for the whole world. But he's gone now; I'll never, never,
never see him any more."</p>
<p>This thought broke her down, and she wandered away, with tears rolling
down her cheeks. Then quite a group of boys and girls—playmates of
Tom's and Joe's—came by, and stood looking over the paling fence and
talking in reverent tones of how Tom did so-and-so the last time they saw
him, and how Joe said this and that small trifle (pregnant with awful
prophecy, as they could easily see now!)—and each speaker pointed
out the exact spot where the lost lads stood at the time, and then added
something like "and I was a-standing just so—just as I am now, and
as if you was him—I was as close as that—and he smiled, just
this way—and then something seemed to go all over me, like—awful,
you know—and I never thought what it meant, of course, but I can see
now!"</p>
<p>Then there was a dispute about who saw the dead boys last in life, and
many claimed that dismal distinction, and offered evidences, more or less
tampered with by the witness; and when it was ultimately decided who <i>did</i>
see the departed last, and exchanged the last words with them, the lucky
parties took upon themselves a sort of sacred importance, and were gaped
at and envied by all the rest. One poor chap, who had no other grandeur to
offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the remembrance:</p>
<p>"Well, Tom Sawyer he licked me once."</p>
<p>But that bid for glory was a failure. Most of the boys could say that, and
so that cheapened the distinction too much. The group loitered away, still
recalling memories of the lost heroes, in awed voices.</p>
<p>When the Sunday-school hour was finished, the next morning, the bell began
to toll, instead of ringing in the usual way. It was a very still Sabbath,
and the mournful sound seemed in keeping with the musing hush that lay
upon nature. The villagers began to gather, loitering a moment in the
vestibule to converse in whispers about the sad event. But there was no
whispering in the house; only the funereal rustling of dresses as the
women gathered to their seats disturbed the silence there. None could
remember when the little church had been so full before. There was finally
a waiting pause, an expectant dumbness, and then Aunt Polly entered,
followed by Sid and Mary, and they by the Harper family, all in deep
black, and the whole congregation, the old minister as well, rose
reverently and stood until the mourners were seated in the front pew.
There was another communing silence, broken at intervals by muffled sobs,
and then the minister spread his hands abroad and prayed. A moving hymn
was sung, and the text followed: "I am the Resurrection and the Life."</p>
<p>As the service proceeded, the clergyman drew such pictures of the graces,
the winning ways, and the rare promise of the lost lads that every soul
there, thinking he recognized these pictures, felt a pang in remembering
that he had persistently blinded himself to them always before, and had as
persistently seen only faults and flaws in the poor boys. The minister
related many a touching incident in the lives of the departed, too, which
illustrated their sweet, generous natures, and the people could easily
see, now, how noble and beautiful those episodes were, and remembered with
grief that at the time they occurred they had seemed rank rascalities,
well deserving of the cowhide. The congregation became more and more
moved, as the pathetic tale went on, till at last the whole company broke
down and joined the weeping mourners in a chorus of anguished sobs, the
preacher himself giving way to his feelings, and crying in the pulpit.</p>
<p>There was a rustle in the gallery, which nobody noticed; a moment later
the church door creaked; the minister raised his streaming eyes above his
handkerchief, and stood transfixed! First one and then another pair of
eyes followed the minister's, and then almost with one impulse the
congregation rose and stared while the three dead boys came marching up
the aisle, Tom in the lead, Joe next, and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags,
sneaking sheepishly in the rear! They had been hid in the unused gallery
listening to their own funeral sermon!</p>
<p>Aunt Polly, Mary, and the Harpers threw themselves upon their restored
ones, smothered them with kisses and poured out thanksgivings, while poor
Huck stood abashed and uncomfortable, not knowing exactly what to do or
where to hide from so many unwelcoming eyes. He wavered, and started to
slink away, but Tom seized him and said:</p>
<p>"Aunt Polly, it ain't fair. Somebody's got to be glad to see Huck."</p>
<p>"And so they shall. I'm glad to see him, poor motherless thing!" And the
loving attentions Aunt Polly lavished upon him were the one thing capable
of making him more uncomfortable than he was before.</p>
<p>Suddenly the minister shouted at the top of his voice: "Praise God from
whom all blessings flow—<i>sing</i>!—and put your hearts in it!"</p>
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<p>And they did. Old Hundred swelled up with a triumphant burst, and while it
shook the rafters Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the envying
juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the proudest
moment of his life.</p>
<p>As the "sold" congregation trooped out they said they would almost be
willing to be made ridiculous again to hear Old Hundred sung like that
once more.</p>
<p>Tom got more cuffs and kisses that day—according to Aunt Polly's
varying moods—than he had earned before in a year; and he hardly
knew which expressed the most gratefulness to God and affection for
himself.</p>
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