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<h2> CHAPTER SEVEN </h2>
<p>"A common thief!"</p>
<p>Schomberg bit his tongue just too late, and woke up completely as he saw
Ricardo retract his lips in a cat-like grin; but the companion of "plain
Mr. Jones" didn't alter his comfortable, gossiping attitude.</p>
<p>"Garn! What if he did want to see his money back, like any tame
shopkeeper, hash-seller, gin-slinger, or ink-spewer does? Fancy a mud
turtle like you trying to pass an opinion on a gentleman! A gentleman
isn't to be sized up so easily. Even I ain't up to it sometimes. For
instance, that night, all he did was to waggle his finger at me. The
skipper stops his silly chatter, surprised.</p>
<p>"'Eh? What's the matter?' asks he.</p>
<p>"The matter! It was his reprieve—that's what was the matter.</p>
<p>"'O, nothing, nothing,' says my gentleman. 'You are perfectly right. A log—nothing
but a log.'</p>
<p>"Ha, ha! Reprieve, I call it, because if the skipper had gone on with his
silly argument much longer he would have had to be knocked out of the way.
I could hardly hold myself in on account of the precious minutes. However,
his guardian angel put it into his head to shut up and go back to his bed.
I was ramping mad about the lost time."</p>
<p>"'Why didn't you let me give him one on his silly coconut sir?' I asks.</p>
<p>"'No ferocity, no ferocity,' he says, raising his finger at me as calm as
you please.</p>
<p>"You can't tell how a gentleman takes that sort of thing. They don't lose
their temper. It's bad form. You'll never see him lose his temper—not
for anybody to see anyhow. Ferocity ain't good form, either—that
much I've learned by this time, and more, too. I've had that schooling
that you couldn't tell by my face if I meant to rip you up the next minute—as
of course I could do in less than a jiffy. I have a knife up the leg of my
trousers."</p>
<p>"You haven't!" exclaimed Schomberg incredulously.</p>
<p>Mr Ricardo was as quick as lightning in changing his lounging, idle
attitude for a stooping position, and exhibiting the weapon with one jerk
at the left leg of his trousers. Schomberg had just a view of it, strapped
to a very hairy limb, when Mr. Ricardo, jumping up, stamped his foot to
get the trouser-leg down, and resumed his careless pose with one elbow on
the table.</p>
<p>"It's a more handy way to carry a tool than you would think," he went on,
gazing abstractedly into Schomberg's wide-open eyes. "Suppose some little
difference comes up during a game. Well, you stoop to pick up a dropped
card, and when you come up—there you are ready to strike, or with
the thing up you sleeve ready to throw. Or you just dodge under the table
when there's some shooting coming. You wouldn't believe the damage a
fellow with a knife under the table can do to ill-conditioned skunks that
want to raise trouble, before they begin to understand what the
screaming's about, and make a bolt—those that can, that is."</p>
<p>The roses of Schomberg's cheek at the root of his chestnut beard faded
perceptibly. Ricardo chuckled faintly.</p>
<p>"But no ferocity—no ferocity! A gentleman knows. What's the good of
getting yourself into a state? And no shirking necessity, either. No
gentleman ever shirks. What I learn I don't forget. Why! We gambled on the
plains, with a damn lot of cattlemen in ranches; played fair, mind—and
then had to fight for our winnings afterwards as often as not. We've
gambled on the hills and in the valleys and on the sea-shore, and out of
sight of land—mostly fair. Generally it's good enough. We began in
Nicaragua first, after we left that schooner and her fool errand. There
were one hundred and twenty-seven sovereigns and some Mexican dollars in
that skipper's cash-box. Hardly enough to knock a man on the head for from
behind, I must confess; but that the skipper had a narrow escape the
governor himself could not deny afterwards.</p>
<p>"'Do you want me to understand, sir, that you mind there being one life
more or less on this earth?' I asked him, a few hours after we got away.</p>
<p>"'Certainly not,' says he.</p>
<p>"'Well, then, why did you stop me?'</p>
<p>"'There's a proper way of doing things. You'll have to learn to be
correct. There's also unnecessary exertion. That must be avoided, too—if
only for the look of the thing.' A gentleman's way of putting things to
you—and no mistake!</p>
<p>"At sunrise we got into a creek, to lie hidden in case the treasure hunt
party had a mind to take a spell hunting for us. And dash me if they
didn't! We saw the schooner away out, running to leeward, with ten pairs
of binoculars sweeping the sea, no doubt on all sides. I advised the
governor to give her time to beat back again before we made a start. So we
stayed up that creek something like ten days, as snug as can be. On the
seventh day we had to kill a man, though—the brother of this Pedro
here. They were alligator-hunters, right enough. We got our lodgings in
their hut. Neither the boss nor I could habla Espanol—speak Spanish,
you know—much then. Dry bank, nice shade, jolly hammocks, fresh
fish, good game, everything lovely. The governor chucked them a few
dollars to begin with; but it was like boarding with a pair of savage
apes, anyhow. By and by we noticed them talking a lot together. They had
twigged the cash-box, and the leather portmanteaus, and my bag—a
jolly lot of plunder to look at. They must have been saying to each other:</p>
<p>"'No one's ever likely to come looking for these two fellows, who seem to
have fallen from the moon. Let's cut their throats.'</p>
<p>"Why, of course! Clear as daylight. I didn't need to spy one of them
sharpening a devilish long knife behind some bushes, while glancing right
and left with his wild eyes, to know what was in the wind. Pedro was
standing by, trying the edge of another long knife. They thought we were
away on our lookout at the mouth of the river, as was usual with us during
the day. Not that we expected to see much of the schooner, but it was just
as well to make certain, if possible; and then it was cooler out of the
woods, in the breeze. Well, the governor was there right enough, lying
comfortable on a rug, where he could watch the offing, but I had gone back
to the hut to get a chew of tobacco out of my bag. I had not broken myself
of the habit then, and I couldn't be happy unless I had a lump as big as a
baby's fist in my cheek."</p>
<p>At the cannibalistic comparison, Schomberg muttered a faint, sickly
"don't." Ricardo hitched himself up in his seat and glanced down his
outstretched legs complacently.</p>
<p>"I am tolerably light on my feet, as a general thing," he went on. "Dash
me if I don't think I could drop a pinch of salt on a sparrow's tail, if I
tried. Anyhow, they didn't hear me. I watched them two brown, hairy brutes
not ten yards off. All they had on was white linen drawers rolled up on
their thighs. Not a word they said to each other. Antonio was down on his
thick hams, busy rubbing a knife on a flat stone; Pedro was leaning
against a small tree and passing his thumb along the edge of his blade. I
got away quieter than a mouse, you bet."</p>
<p>"I didn't say anything to the boss then. He was leaning on his elbow on
his rug, and didn't seem to want to be spoken to. He's like that—sometimes
that familiar you might think he would eat out of your hand, and at others
he would snub you sharper than a devil—but always quiet. Perfect
gentleman, I tell you. I didn't bother him, then; but I wasn't likely to
forget them two fellows, so businesslike with their knives. At that time
we had only one revolver between us two—the governor's six-shooter,
but loaded only in five chambers; and we had no more cartridges. He had
left the box behind in a drawer in his cabin. Awkward! I had nothing but
an old clasp-knife—no good at all for anything serious.</p>
<p>"In the evening we four sat round a bit of fire outside the sleeping-shed,
eating broiled fish off plantain leaves, with roast yams for bread—the
usual thing. The governor and I were on one side, and these two beauties
cross-legged on the other, grunting a word or two to each other, now and
then, hardly human speech at all, and their eyes down, fast on the ground.
For the last three days we couldn't get them to look us in the face.
Presently I began to talk to the boss quietly, just as I am talking to you
now, careless like, and I told him all I had observed. He goes on picking
up pieces of fish and putting them into his mouth as calm as anything.
It's a pleasure to have anything to do with a gentleman. Never looked
across at them once.</p>
<p>"'And now,' says I, yawning on purpose, 'we've got to stand watch at
night, turn about, and keep our eyes skinned all day, too, and mind we
don't get jumped upon suddenly.'</p>
<p>"'It's perfectly intolerable,' says the governor. 'And you with no weapon
of any sort!'</p>
<p>"'I mean to stick pretty close to you, sir, from this on, if you don't
mind,' says I.</p>
<p>"He just nods the least bit, wipes his fingers on the plantain leaf, puts
his hand behind his back, as if to help himself to rise from the ground,
snatches his revolver from under his jacket and plugs a bullet plumb
centre into Mr. Antonio's chest. See what it is to have to do with a
gentleman. No confounded fuss, and things done out of hand. But he might
have tipped me a wink or something. I nearly jumped out of my skin. Scared
ain't in it! I didn't even know who had fired. Everything had been so
still just before that the bang of the shot seemed the loudest noise I had
ever heard. The honourable Antonio pitches forward—they always do,
towards the shot; you must have noticed that yourself—yes, he
pitches forward on to the embers, and all that lot of hair on his face and
head flashes up like a pinch of gunpowder. Greasy, I expect; always
scraping the fat off them alligators' hides—"</p>
<p>"Look here," exclaimed Schomberg violently, as if trying to burst some
invisible bonds, "do you mean to say that all this happened?"</p>
<p>"No," said Ricardo coolly. "I am making it all up as I go along, just to
help you through the hottest part of the afternoon. So down he pitches his
nose on the red embers, and up jumps our handsome Pedro and I at the same
time, like two Jacks-in-the-box. He starts to bolt away, with his head
over his shoulder, and I, hardly knowing what I was doing, spring on his
back. I had the sense to get my hands round his neck at once, and it's
about all I could do to lock my fingers tight under his jaw. You saw the
beauty's neck, didn't you? Hard as iron, too. Down we both went. Seeing
this the governor puts his revolver in his pocket.</p>
<p>"'Tie his legs together, sir,' I yell. 'I'm trying to strangle him.'</p>
<p>"There was a lot of their fibre-lines lying about. I gave him a last
squeeze and then got up.</p>
<p>"'I might have shot you,' says the governor, quite concerned.</p>
<p>"'But you are glad to have saved a cartridge, sir,' I tell him.</p>
<p>"My jump did save it. It wouldn't have done to let him get away in the
dark like that, and have the beauty dodging around in the bushes, perhaps,
with the rusty flint-lock gun they had. The governor owned up that the
jump was the correct thing.</p>
<p>"'But he isn't dead,' says he, bending over him.</p>
<p>"Might as well hope to strangle an ox. We made haste to tie his elbows
back, and then, before he came to himself, we dragged him to a small tree,
sat him up, and bound him to it, not by the waist but by the neck—some
twenty turns of small line round his throat and the trunk, finished off
with a reef-knot under his ear. Next thing we did was to attend to the
honourable Antonio, who was making a great smell frizzling his face on the
red coals. We pushed and rolled him into the creek, and left the rest to
the alligators.</p>
<p>"I was tired. That little scrap took it out of me something awful. The
governor hadn't turned a hair. That's where a gentleman has the pull of
you. He don't get excited. No gentleman does—or hardly ever. I fell
asleep all of a sudden and left him smoking by the fire I had made up, his
railway rug round his legs, as calm as if he were sitting in a first-class
carriage. We hardly spoke ten words to each other after it was over, and
from that day to this we have never talked of the business. I wouldn't
have known he remembered it if he hadn't alluded to it when talking with
you the other day—you know, with regard to Pedro."</p>
<p>"It surprised you, didn't it? That's why I am giving you this yarn of how
he came to be with us, like a sort of dog—dashed sight more useful,
though. You know how he can trot around with trays? Well, he could bring
down an ox with his fist, at a word from the boss, just as cleverly. And
fond of the governor! Oh, my word! More than any dog is of any man."</p>
<p>Schomberg squared his chest.</p>
<p>"Oh, and that's one of the things I wanted to mention to Mr. Jones," he
said. "It's unpleasant to have that fellow round the house so early. He
sits on the stairs at the back for hours before he is needed here, and
frightens people so that the service suffers. The Chinamen—"</p>
<p>Ricardo nodded and raised his hand.</p>
<p>"When I first saw him he was fit to frighten a grizzly bear, let alone a
Chinaman. He's become civilized now to what he once was. Well, that
morning, first thing on opening my eyes, I saw him sitting there, tied up
by the neck to the tree. He was blinking. We spent the day watching the
sea, and we actually made out the schooner working to windward, which
showed that she had given us up. Good! When the sun rose again, I took a
squint at our Pedro. He wasn't blinking. He was rolling his eyes, all
white one minute and black the next, and his tongue was hanging out a
yard. Being tied up short by the neck like this would daunt the arch devil
himself—in time—in time, mind! I don't know but that even a
real gentleman would find it difficult to keep a stiff lip to the end.
Presently we went to work getting our boat ready. I was busying myself
setting up the mast, when the governor passes the remark:</p>
<p>"'I think he wants to say something.'</p>
<p>"I had heard a sort of croaking going on for some time, only I wouldn't
take any notice; but then I got out of the boat and went up to him, with
some water. His eyes were red—red and black and half out of his
head. He drank all the water I gave him, but he hadn't much to say for
himself. I walked back to the governor.</p>
<p>"'He asks for a bullet in his head before we go,' I said. I wasn't at all
pleased.</p>
<p>"'Oh, that's out of the question altogether,' says the governor.</p>
<p>"He was right there. Only four shots left, and ninety miles of wild coast
to put behind us before coming to the first place where you could expect
to buy revolver cartridges.</p>
<p>"'Anyhow,' I tells him, 'he wants to be killed some way or other, as a
favour.'</p>
<p>"And then I go on setting up the boat's mast. I didn't care much for the
notion of butchering a man bound hand and foot and fastened by the neck
besides. I had a knife then—the honourable Antonio's knife; and that
knife is this knife.</p>
<p>"Ricardo gave his leg a resounding slap.</p>
<p>"First spoil in my new life," he went on with harsh joviality. "The dodge
of carrying it down there I learned later. I carried it stuck in my belt
that day. No, I hadn't much stomach for the job; but when you work with a
gentleman of the real right sort you may depend on your feelings being
seen through your skin. Says the governor suddenly:</p>
<p>"'It may even be looked upon as his right'—you hear a gentleman
speaking there?—'but what do you think of taking him with us in the
boat?'</p>
<p>"And the governor starts arguing that the beggar would be useful in
working our way along the coast. We could get rid of him before coming to
the first place that was a little civilized. I didn't want much talking
over. Out I scrambled from the boat.</p>
<p>"'Ay, but will he be manageable, sir?'</p>
<p>"'Oh, yes. He's daunted. Go on, cut him loose—I take the
responsibility.'</p>
<p>"'Right you are, sir.'</p>
<p>"He sees me come along smartly with his brother's knife in my hand—I
wasn't thinking how it looked from his side of the fence, you know—and
jiminy, it nearly killed him! He stared like a crazed bullock and began to
sweat and twitch all over, something amazing. I was so surprised, that I
stopped to look at him. The drops were pouring over his eyebrows, down his
beard, off his nose—and he gurgled. Then it struck me that he
couldn't see what was in my mind. By favour or by right he didn't like to
die when it came to it; not in that way, anyhow. When I stepped round to
get at the lashing, he let out a sort of soft bellow. Thought I was going
to stick him from behind, I guess. I cut all the turns with one slash, and
he went over on his side, flop, and started kicking with his tied legs.
Laugh! I don't know what there was so funny about it, but I fairly
shouted. What between my laughing and his wriggling, I had a job in
cutting him free. As soon as he could feel his limbs he makes for the
bank, where the governor was standing, crawls up to him on his hands and
knees, and embraces his legs. Gratitude, eh? You could see that being
allowed to live suited that chap down to the ground. The governor gets his
legs away from him gently and just mutters to me:</p>
<p>"'Let's be off. Get him into the boat.'</p>
<p>"It was not difficult," continued Ricardo, after eyeing Schomberg fixedly
for a moment. "He was ready enough to get into the boat, and—here he
is. He would let himself be chopped into small pieces—with a smile,
mind; with a smile!—for the governor. I don't know about him doing
that much for me; but pretty near, pretty near. I did the tying up and the
untying, but he could see who was the boss. And then he knows a gentleman.
A dog knows a gentleman—any dog. It's only some foreigners that
don't know; and nothing can teach them, either."</p>
<p>"And you mean to say," asked Schomberg, disregarding what might have been
annoying for himself in the emphasis of the final remark, "you mean to say
that you left steady employment at good wages for a life like this?"</p>
<p>"There!" began Ricardo quietly. "That's just what a man like you would
say. You are that tame! I follow a gentleman. That ain't the same thing as
to serve an employer. They give you wages as they'd fling a bone to a dog,
and they expect you to be grateful. It's worse than slavery. You don't
expect a slave that's bought for money to be grateful. And if you sell
your work—what is it but selling your own self? You've got so many
days to live and you sell them one after another. Hey? Who can pay me
enough for my life? Ay! But they throw at you your week's money and expect
you to say 'thank you' before you pick it up."</p>
<p>He mumbled some curses, directed at employers generally, as it seemed,
then blazed out:</p>
<p>"Work be damned! I ain't a dog walking on its hind legs for a bone; I am a
man who's following a gentleman. There's a difference which you will never
understand, Mr. Tame Schomberg."</p>
<p>He yawned slightly. Schomberg, preserving a military stiffness reinforced
by a slight frown, had allowed his thoughts to stray away. They were busy
detailing the image of a young girl—absent—gone—stolen
from him. He became enraged. There was that rascal looking at him
insolently. If the girl had not been shamefully decoyed away from him, he
would not have allowed anyone to look at him insolently. He would have
made nothing of hitting that rogue between the eyes. Afterwards he would
have kicked the other without hesitation. He saw himself doing it; and in
sympathy with this glorious vision Schomberg's right foot, and arm moved
convulsively.</p>
<p>At this moment he came out of his sudden reverie to note with alarm the
wide-awake curiosity of Mr. Ricardo's stare.</p>
<p>"And so you go like this about the world, gambling," he remarked inanely,
to cover his confusion. But Ricardo's stare did not change its character,
and he continued vaguely:</p>
<p>"Here and there and everywhere." He pulled himself together, squared his
shoulders. "Isn't it very precarious?" he said firmly.</p>
<p>The word precarious—seemed to be effective, because Ricardo's eyes
lost their dangerously interested expression.</p>
<p>"No, not so bad," Ricardo said, with indifference. "It's my opinion that
men will gamble as long as they have anything to put on a card. Gamble?
That's nature. What's life itself? You never know what may turn up. The
worst of it is that you never can tell exactly what sort of cards you are
holding yourself. What's trumps?—that is the question. See? Any man
will gamble if only he's given a chance, for anything or everything. You
too—"</p>
<p>"I haven't touched a card now for twenty years," said Schomberg in an
austere tone.</p>
<p>"Well, if you got your living that way you would be no worse than you are
now, selling drinks to people—beastly beer and spirits, rotten stuff
fit to make an old he-goat yell if you poured it down its throat. Pooh! I
can't stand the confounded liquor. Never could. A whiff of neat brandy in
a glass makes me feel sick. Always did. If everybody was like me, liquor
would be going a-begging. You think it's funny in a man, don't you?"</p>
<p>Schomberg made a vague gesture of toleration. Ricardo hitched up his chair
and settled his elbow afresh on the table.</p>
<p>"French siros I must say I do like. Saigon's the place for them. I see you
have siros in the bar. Hang me if I ain't getting dry, conversing like
this with you. Come, Mr. Schomberg, be hospitable, as the governor says."</p>
<p>Schomberg rose and walked with dignity to the counter. His footsteps
echoed loudly on the floor of polished boards. He took down a bottle,
labelled "Sirop de Groseille." The little sounds he made, the clink of
glass, the gurgling of the liquid, the pop of the soda-water cork had a
preternatural sharpness. He came back carrying a pink and glistening
tumbler. Mr. Ricardo had followed his movements with oblique, coyly
expectant yellow eyes, like a cat watching the preparation of a saucer of
milk, and the satisfied sound after he had drunk might have been a
slightly modified form of purring, very soft and deep in his throat. It
affected Schomberg unpleasantly as another example of something inhuman in
those men wherein lay the difficulty of dealing with them. A spectre, a
cat, an ape—there was a pretty association for a mere man to
remonstrate with, he reflected with an inward shudder; for Schomberg had
been overpowered, as it were, by his imagination, and his reason could not
react against that fanciful view of his guests. And it was not only their
appearance. The morals of Mr. Ricardo seemed to him to be pretty much the
morals of a cat. Too much. What sort of argument could a mere man offer to
a . . . or to a spectre, either! What the morals of a spectre could be,
Schomberg had no idea. Something dreadful, no doubt. Compassion certainly
had no place in them. As to the ape—well, everybody knew what an ape
was. It had no morals. Nothing could be more hopeless.</p>
<p>Outwardly, however, having picked up the cigar which he had laid aside to
get the drink, with his thick fingers, one of them ornamented by a gold
ring, Schomberg smoked with moody composure. Facing him, Ricardo blinked
slowly for a time, then closed his eyes altogether, with the placidity of
the domestic cat dozing on the hearth-rug. In another moment he opened
them very wide, and seemed surprised to see Schomberg there.</p>
<p>"You're having a very slack time today, aren't you?" he observed. "But
then this whole town is confoundedly slack, anyhow; and I've never faced
such a slack party at a table before. Come eleven o'clock, they begin to
talk of breaking up. What's the matter with them? Want to go to bed so
early, or what?"</p>
<p>"I reckon you don't lose a fortune by their wanting to go to bed," said
Schomberg, with sombre sarcasm.</p>
<p>"No," admitted Ricardo, with a grin that stretched his thin mouth from ear
to ear, giving a sudden glimpse of his white teeth. "Only, you see, when I
once start, I would play for nuts, for parched peas, for any rubbish. I
would play them for their souls. But these Dutchmen aren't any good. They
never seem to get warmed up properly, win or lose. I've tried them both
ways, too. Hang them for a beggarly, bloodless lot of animated cucumbers!"</p>
<p>"And if anything out of the way was to happen, they would be just as cool
in locking you and your gentleman up," Schomberg snarled unpleasantly.</p>
<p>"Indeed!" said Ricardo slowly, taking Schomberg's measure with his eyes.
"And what about you?"</p>
<p>"You talk mighty big," burst out the hotel-keeper. "You talk of ranging
all over the world, and doing great things, and taking fortune by the
scruff of the neck, but here you stick at this miserable business!"</p>
<p>"It isn't much of a lay—that's a fact," admitted Ricardo
unexpectedly.</p>
<p>Schomberg was red in the face with audacity.</p>
<p>"I call it paltry," he spluttered.</p>
<p>"That's how it looks. Can't call it anything else." Ricardo seemed to be
in an accommodating mood. "I should be ashamed of it myself, only you see
the governor is subject to fits—"</p>
<p>"Fits!" Schomberg cried out, but in a low tone. "You don't say so!" He
exulted inwardly, as if this disclosure had in some way diminished the
difficulty of the situation. "Fits! That's a serious thing, isn't it? You
ought to take him to the civil hospital—a lovely place."</p>
<p>Ricardo nodded slightly, with a faint grin.</p>
<p>"Serious enough. Regular fits of laziness, I call them. Now and then he
lays down on me like this, and there's no moving him. If you think I like
it, you're a long way out. Generally speaking, I can talk him over. I know
how to deal with a gentleman. I am no daily-bread slave. But when he has
said, 'Martin, I am bored,' then look out! There's nothing to do but to
shut up, confound it!"</p>
<p>Schomberg, very much cast down, had listened open-mouthed.</p>
<p>"What's the cause of it?" he asked. "Why is he like this? I don't
understand."</p>
<p>"I think I do," said Ricardo. "A gentleman, you know, is not such a simple
person as you or I; and not so easy to manage, either. If only I had
something to lever him out with!"</p>
<p>"What do you mean, to lever him out with?" muttered Schomberg hopelessly.</p>
<p>Ricardo was impatient with this denseness.</p>
<p>"Don't you understand English? Look here! I couldn't make this billiard
table move an inch if I talked to it from now till the end of days—could
I? Well, the governor is like that, too, when the fits are on him. He's
bored. Nothing's worthwhile, nothing's good enough, that's mere sense. But
if I saw a capstan bar lying about here, I would soon manage to shift that
billiard table of yours a good many inches. And that's all there is to
it."</p>
<p>He rose noiselessly, stretched himself, supple and stealthy, with curious
sideways movements of his head and unexpected elongations of his thick
body, glanced out of the corners of his eyes in the direction of the door,
and finally leaned back against the table, folding his arms on his breast
comfortably, in a completely human attitude.</p>
<p>"That's another thing you can tell a gentleman by—his freakishness.
A gentleman ain't accountable to nobody, any more than a tramp on the
roads. He ain't got to keep time. The governor got like this once in a
one-horse Mexican pueblo on the uplands, away from everywhere. He lay all
day long in a dark room—"</p>
<p>"Drunk?" This word escaped Schomberg by inadvertence at which he became
frightened. But the devoted secretary seemed to find it natural.</p>
<p>"No, that never comes on together with this kind of fit. He just lay there
full length on a mat, while a ragged, bare-legged boy that he had picked
up in the street sat in the patio, between two oleanders near the open
door of his room, strumming on a guitar and singing tristes to him from
morning to night. You know tristes—twang, twang, twang, aouh, hoo!
Chroo, yah!"</p>
<p>Schomberg uplifted his hands in distress. This tribute seemed to flatter
Ricardo. His mouth twitched grimly.</p>
<p>"Like that—enough to give colic to an ostrich, eh? Awful. Well,
there was a cook there who loved me—an old fat, Negro woman with
spectacles. I used to hide in the kitchen and turn her to, to make me
dulces—sweet things, you know, mostly eggs and sugar—to pass
the time away. I am like a kid for sweet things. And, by the way, why
don't you ever have a pudding at your tablydott, Mr. Schomberg? Nothing
but fruit, morning, noon, and night. Sickening! What do you think a fellow
is—a wasp?"</p>
<p>Schomberg disregarded the injured tone.</p>
<p>"And how long did that fit, as you call it, last?" he asked anxiously.</p>
<p>"Weeks, months, years, centuries, it seemed to me," returned Mr. Ricardo
with feeling. "Of an evening the governor would stroll out into the sala
and fritter his life away playing cards with the juez of the place—a
little Dago with a pair of black whiskers—ekarty, you know, a quick
French game, for small change. And the comandante, a one-eyed,
half-Indian, flat-nosed ruffian, and I, we had to stand around and bet on
their hands. It was awful!"</p>
<p>"Awful," echoed Schomberg, in a Teutonic throaty tone of despair. "Look
here, I need your rooms."</p>
<p>"To be sure. I have been thinking that for some time past," said Ricardo
indifferently.</p>
<p>"I was mad when I listened to you. This must end!"</p>
<p>"I think you are mad yet," said Ricardo, not even unfolding his arms or
shifting his attitude an inch. He lowered his voice to add: "And if I
thought you had been to the police, I would tell Pedro to catch you round
the waist and break your fat neck by jerking your head backward—snap!
I saw him do it to a big buck nigger who was flourishing a razor in front
of the governor. It can be done. You hear a low crack, that's all—and
the man drops down like a limp rag."</p>
<p>Not even Ricardo's head, slightly inclined on the left shoulder, had
moved; but when he ceased the greenish irises which had been staring out
of doors glided into the corners of his eyes nearest to Schomberg and
stayed there with a coyly voluptuous expression.</p>
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