<p>Stephen Dedalus watched through the webbed window the lapidary’s fingers prove
a timedulled chain. Dust webbed the window and the showtrays. Dust darkened the
toiling fingers with their vulture nails. Dust slept on dull coils of bronze
and silver, lozenges of cinnabar, on rubies, leprous and winedark stones.</p>
<p>Born all in the dark wormy earth, cold specks of fire, evil, lights shining in
the darkness. Where fallen archangels flung the stars of their brows. Muddy
swinesnouts, hands, root and root, gripe and wrest them.</p>
<p>She dances in a foul gloom where gum bums with garlic. A sailorman,
rustbearded, sips from a beaker rum and eyes her. A long and seafed silent rut.
She dances, capers, wagging her sowish haunches and her hips, on her gross
belly flapping a ruby egg.</p>
<p>Old Russell with a smeared shammy rag burnished again his gem, turned it and
held it at the point of his Moses’ beard. Grandfather ape gloating on a stolen
hoard.</p>
<p>And you who wrest old images from the burial earth? The brainsick words of
sophists: Antisthenes. A lore of drugs. Orient and immortal wheat standing from
everlasting to everlasting.</p>
<p>Two old women fresh from their whiff of the briny trudged through Irishtown
along London bridge road, one with a sanded tired umbrella, one with a
midwife’s bag in which eleven cockles rolled.</p>
<p>The whirr of flapping leathern bands and hum of dynamos from the powerhouse
urged Stephen to be on. Beingless beings. Stop! Throb always without you and
the throb always within. Your heart you sing of. I between them. Where? Between
two roaring worlds where they swirl, I. Shatter them, one and both. But stun
myself too in the blow. Shatter me you who can. Bawd and butcher were the
words. I say! Not yet awhile. A look around.</p>
<p>Yes, quite true. Very large and wonderful and keeps famous time. You say right,
sir. A Monday morning, ’twas so, indeed.</p>
<p>Stephen went down Bedford row, the handle of the ash clacking against his
shoulderblade. In Clohissey’s window a faded 1860 print of Heenan boxing Sayers
held his eye. Staring backers with square hats stood round the roped prizering.
The heavyweights in tight loincloths proposed gently each to other his bulbous
fists. And they are throbbing: heroes’ hearts.</p>
<p>He turned and halted by the slanted bookcart.</p>
<p>—Twopence each, the huckster said. Four for sixpence.</p>
<p>Tattered pages. <i>The Irish Beekeeper. Life and Miracles of the Curé of Ars.
Pocket Guide to Killarney.</i></p>
<p>I might find here one of my pawned schoolprizes. <i>Stephano Dedalo, alumno
optimo, palmam ferenti.</i></p>
<p>Father Conmee, having read his little hours, walked through the hamlet of
Donnycarney, murmuring vespers.</p>
<p>Binding too good probably. What is this? Eighth and ninth book of Moses. Secret
of all secrets. Seal of King David. Thumbed pages: read and read. Who has
passed here before me? How to soften chapped hands. Recipe for white wine
vinegar. How to win a woman’s love. For me this. Say the following talisman
three times with hands folded:</p>
<p>—<i>Se el yilo nebrakada femininum! Amor me solo! Sanktus! Amen.</i></p>
<p>Who wrote this? Charms and invocations of the most blessed abbot Peter Salanka
to all true believers divulged. As good as any other abbot’s charms, as
mumbling Joachim’s. Down, baldynoddle, or we’ll wool your wool.</p>
<p>—What are you doing here, Stephen?</p>
<p>Dilly’s high shoulders and shabby dress.</p>
<p>Shut the book quick. Don’t let see.</p>
<p>—What are you doing? Stephen said.</p>
<p>A Stuart face of nonesuch Charles, lank locks falling at its sides. It glowed
as she crouched feeding the fire with broken boots. I told her of Paris. Late
lieabed under a quilt of old overcoats, fingering a pinchbeck bracelet, Dan
Kelly’s token. <i>Nebrakada femininum.</i></p>
<p>—What have you there? Stephen asked.</p>
<p>—I bought it from the other cart for a penny, Dilly said, laughing
nervously. Is it any good?</p>
<p>My eyes they say she has. Do others see me so? Quick, far and daring. Shadow of
my mind.</p>
<p>He took the coverless book from her hand. Chardenal’s French primer.</p>
<p>—What did you buy that for? he asked. To learn French?</p>
<p>She nodded, reddening and closing tight her lips.</p>
<p>Show no surprise. Quite natural.</p>
<p>—Here, Stephen said. It’s all right. Mind Maggy doesn’t pawn it on you. I
suppose all my books are gone.</p>
<p>—Some, Dilly said. We had to.</p>
<p>She is drowning. Agenbite. Save her. Agenbite. All against us. She will drown
me with her, eyes and hair. Lank coils of seaweed hair around me, my heart, my
soul. Salt green death.</p>
<p>We.</p>
<p>Agenbite of inwit. Inwit’s agenbite.</p>
<p>Misery! Misery!</p>
<p class="asterism">
* * *</p>
<p>—Hello, Simon, Father Cowley said. How are things?</p>
<p>—Hello, Bob, old man, Mr Dedalus answered, stopping.</p>
<p>They clasped hands loudly outside Reddy and Daughter’s. Father Cowley brushed
his moustache often downward with a scooping hand.</p>
<p>—What’s the best news? Mr Dedalus said.</p>
<p>—Why then not much, Father Cowley said. I’m barricaded up, Simon, with
two men prowling around the house trying to effect an entrance.</p>
<p>—Jolly, Mr Dedalus said. Who is it?</p>
<p>—O, Father Cowley said. A certain gombeen man of our acquaintance.</p>
<p>—With a broken back, is it? Mr Dedalus asked.</p>
<p>—The same, Simon, Father Cowley answered. Reuben of that ilk. I’m just
waiting for Ben Dollard. He’s going to say a word to long John to get him to
take those two men off. All I want is a little time.</p>
<p>He looked with vague hope up and down the quay, a big apple bulging in his
neck.</p>
<p>—I know, Mr Dedalus said, nodding. Poor old bockedy Ben! He’s always
doing a good turn for someone. Hold hard!</p>
<p>He put on his glasses and gazed towards the metal bridge an instant.</p>
<p>—There he is, by God, he said, arse and pockets.</p>
<p>Ben Dollard’s loose blue cutaway and square hat above large slops crossed the
quay in full gait from the metal bridge. He came towards them at an amble,
scratching actively behind his coattails.</p>
<p>As he came near Mr Dedalus greeted:</p>
<p>—Hold that fellow with the bad trousers.</p>
<p>—Hold him now, Ben Dollard said.</p>
<p>Mr Dedalus eyed with cold wandering scorn various points of Ben Dollard’s
figure. Then, turning to Father Cowley with a nod, he muttered sneeringly:</p>
<p>—That’s a pretty garment, isn’t it, for a summer’s day?</p>
<p>—Why, God eternally curse your soul, Ben Dollard growled furiously, I
threw out more clothes in my time than you ever saw.</p>
<p>He stood beside them beaming, on them first and on his roomy clothes from
points of which Mr Dedalus flicked fluff, saying:</p>
<p>—They were made for a man in his health, Ben, anyhow.</p>
<p>—Bad luck to the jewman that made them, Ben Dollard said. Thanks be to
God he’s not paid yet.</p>
<p>—And how is that <i>basso profondo</i>, Benjamin? Father Cowley asked.</p>
<p>Cashel Boyle O’Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, murmuring, glassyeyed,
strode past the Kildare street club.</p>
<p>Ben Dollard frowned and, making suddenly a chanter’s mouth, gave forth a deep
note.</p>
<p>—Aw! he said.</p>
<p>—That’s the style, Mr Dedalus said, nodding to its drone.</p>
<p>—What about that? Ben Dollard said. Not too dusty? What?</p>
<p>He turned to both.</p>
<p>—That’ll do, Father Cowley said, nodding also.</p>
<p>The reverend Hugh C. Love walked from the old chapterhouse of saint Mary’s
abbey past James and Charles Kennedy’s, rectifiers, attended by Geraldines tall
and personable, towards the Tholsel beyond the ford of hurdles.</p>
<p>Ben Dollard with a heavy list towards the shopfronts led them forward, his
joyful fingers in the air.</p>
<p>—Come along with me to the subsheriff’s office, he said. I want to show
you the new beauty Rock has for a bailiff. He’s a cross between Lobengula and
Lynchehaun. He’s well worth seeing, mind you. Come along. I saw John Henry
Menton casually in the Bodega just now and it will cost me a fall if I don’t...
Wait awhile... We’re on the right lay, Bob, believe you me.</p>
<p>—For a few days tell him, Father Cowley said anxiously.</p>
<p>Ben Dollard halted and stared, his loud orifice open, a dangling button of his
coat wagging brightbacked from its thread as he wiped away the heavy shraums
that clogged his eyes to hear aright.</p>
<p>—What few days? he boomed. Hasn’t your landlord distrained for rent?</p>
<p>—He has, Father Cowley said.</p>
<p>—Then our friend’s writ is not worth the paper it’s printed on, Ben
Dollard said. The landlord has the prior claim. I gave him all the particulars.
29 Windsor avenue. Love is the name?</p>
<p>—That’s right, Father Cowley said. The reverend Mr Love. He’s a minister
in the country somewhere. But are you sure of that?</p>
<p>—You can tell Barabbas from me, Ben Dollard said, that he can put that
writ where Jacko put the nuts.</p>
<p>He led Father Cowley boldly forward, linked to his bulk.</p>
<p>—Filberts I believe they were, Mr Dedalus said, as he dropped his glasses
on his coatfront, following them.</p>
<p class="asterism">
* * *</p>
<p>—The youngster will be all right, Martin Cunningham said, as they passed
out of the Castleyard gate.</p>
<p>The policeman touched his forehead.</p>
<p>—God bless you, Martin Cunningham said, cheerily.</p>
<p>He signed to the waiting jarvey who chucked at the reins and set on towards
Lord Edward street.</p>
<p>Bronze by gold, Miss Kennedy’s head by Miss Douce’s head, appeared above the
crossblind of the Ormond hotel.</p>
<p>—Yes, Martin Cunningham said, fingering his beard. I wrote to Father
Conmee and laid the whole case before him.</p>
<p>—You could try our friend, Mr Power suggested backward.</p>
<p>—Boyd? Martin Cunningham said shortly. Touch me not.</p>
<p>John Wyse Nolan, lagging behind, reading the list, came after them quickly down
Cork hill.</p>
<p>On the steps of the City hall Councillor Nannetti, descending, hailed Alderman
Cowley and Councillor Abraham Lyon ascending.</p>
<p>The castle car wheeled empty into upper Exchange street.</p>
<p>—Look here, Martin, John Wyse Nolan said, overtaking them at the
<i>Mail</i> office. I see Bloom put his name down for five shillings.</p>
<p>—Quite right, Martin Cunningham said, taking the list. And put down the
five shillings too.</p>
<p>—Without a second word either, Mr Power said.</p>
<p>—Strange but true, Martin Cunningham added.</p>
<p>John Wyse Nolan opened wide eyes.</p>
<p>—I’ll say there is much kindness in the jew, he quoted, elegantly.</p>
<p>They went down Parliament street.</p>
<p>—There’s Jimmy Henry, Mr Power said, just heading for Kavanagh’s.</p>
<p>—Righto, Martin Cunningham said. Here goes.</p>
<p>Outside <i>la Maison Claire</i> Blazes Boylan waylaid Jack Mooney’s
brother-in-law, humpy, tight, making for the liberties.</p>
<p>John Wyse Nolan fell back with Mr Power, while Martin Cunningham took the elbow
of a dapper little man in a shower of hail suit, who walked uncertainly, with
hasty steps past Micky Anderson’s watches.</p>
<p>—The assistant town clerk’s corns are giving him some trouble, John Wyse
Nolan told Mr Power.</p>
<p>They followed round the corner towards James Kavanagh’s winerooms. The empty
castle car fronted them at rest in Essex gate. Martin Cunningham, speaking
always, showed often the list at which Jimmy Henry did not glance.</p>
<p>—And long John Fanning is here too, John Wyse Nolan said, as large as
life.</p>
<p>The tall form of long John Fanning filled the doorway where he stood.</p>
<p>—Good day, Mr Subsheriff, Martin Cunningham said, as all halted and
greeted.</p>
<p>Long John Fanning made no way for them. He removed his large Henry Clay
decisively and his large fierce eyes scowled intelligently over all their
faces.</p>
<p>—Are the conscript fathers pursuing their peaceful deliberations? he said
with rich acrid utterance to the assistant town clerk.</p>
<p>Hell open to christians they were having, Jimmy Henry said pettishly, about
their damned Irish language. Where was the marshal, he wanted to know, to keep
order in the council chamber. And old Barlow the macebearer laid up with
asthma, no mace on the table, nothing in order, no quorum even, and Hutchinson,
the lord mayor, in Llandudno and little Lorcan Sherlock doing <i>locum
tenens</i> for him. Damned Irish language, language of our forefathers.</p>
<p>Long John Fanning blew a plume of smoke from his lips.</p>
<p>Martin Cunningham spoke by turns, twirling the peak of his beard, to the
assistant town clerk and the subsheriff, while John Wyse Nolan held his peace.</p>
<p>—What Dignam was that? long John Fanning asked.</p>
<p>Jimmy Henry made a grimace and lifted his left foot.</p>
<p>—O, my corns! he said plaintively. Come upstairs for goodness’ sake till
I sit down somewhere. Uff! Ooo! Mind!</p>
<p>Testily he made room for himself beside long John Fanning’s flank and passed in
and up the stairs.</p>
<p>—Come on up, Martin Cunningham said to the subsheriff. I don’t think you
knew him or perhaps you did, though.</p>
<p>With John Wyse Nolan Mr Power followed them in.</p>
<p>—Decent little soul he was, Mr Power said to the stalwart back of long
John Fanning ascending towards long John Fanning in the mirror.</p>
<p>—Rather lowsized. Dignam of Menton’s office that was, Martin Cunningham
said.</p>
<p>Long John Fanning could not remember him.</p>
<p>Clatter of horsehoofs sounded from the air.</p>
<p>—What’s that? Martin Cunningham said.</p>
<p>All turned where they stood. John Wyse Nolan came down again. From the cool
shadow of the doorway he saw the horses pass Parliament street, harness and
glossy pasterns in sunlight shimmering. Gaily they went past before his cool
unfriendly eyes, not quickly. In saddles of the leaders, leaping leaders, rode
outriders.</p>
<p>—What was it? Martin Cunningham asked, as they went on up the staircase.</p>
<p>—The lord lieutenantgeneral and general governor of Ireland, John Wyse
Nolan answered from the stairfoot.</p>
<p class="asterism">
* * *</p>
<p>As they trod across the thick carpet Buck Mulligan whispered behind his Panama
to Haines:</p>
<p>—Parnell’s brother. There in the corner.</p>
<p>They chose a small table near the window, opposite a longfaced man whose beard
and gaze hung intently down on a chessboard.</p>
<p>—Is that he? Haines asked, twisting round in his seat.</p>
<p>—Yes, Mulligan said. That’s John Howard, his brother, our city marshal.</p>
<p>John Howard Parnell translated a white bishop quietly and his grey claw went up
again to his forehead whereat it rested. An instant after, under its screen,
his eyes looked quickly, ghostbright, at his foe and fell once more upon a
working corner.</p>
<p>—I’ll take a <i>mélange,</i> Haines said to the waitress.</p>
<p>—Two <i>mélanges,</i> Buck Mulligan said. And bring us some scones and
butter and some cakes as well.</p>
<p>When she had gone he said, laughing:</p>
<p>—We call it D.B.C. because they have damn bad cakes. O, but you missed
Dedalus on <i>Hamlet.</i></p>
<p>Haines opened his newbought book.</p>
<p>—I’m sorry, he said. Shakespeare is the happy huntingground of all minds
that have lost their balance.</p>
<p>The onelegged sailor growled at the area of 14 Nelson street:</p>
<p>—<i>England expects</i>...</p>
<p>Buck Mulligan’s primrose waistcoat shook gaily to his laughter.</p>
<p>—You should see him, he said, when his body loses its balance. Wandering
Ængus I call him.</p>
<p>—I am sure he has an <i>idée fixe,</i> Haines said, pinching his chin
thoughtfully with thumb and forefinger. Now I am speculating what it would be
likely to be. Such persons always have.</p>
<p>Buck Mulligan bent across the table gravely.</p>
<p>—They drove his wits astray, he said, by visions of hell. He will never
capture the Attic note. The note of Swinburne, of all poets, the white death
and the ruddy birth. That is his tragedy. He can never be a poet. The joy of
creation...</p>
<p>—Eternal punishment, Haines said, nodding curtly. I see. I tackled him
this morning on belief. There was something on his mind, I saw. It’s rather
interesting because professor Pokorny of Vienna makes an interesting point out
of that.</p>
<p>Buck Mulligan’s watchful eyes saw the waitress come. He helped her to unload
her tray.</p>
<p>—He can find no trace of hell in ancient Irish myth, Haines said, amid
the cheerful cups. The moral idea seems lacking, the sense of destiny, of
retribution. Rather strange he should have just that fixed idea. Does he write
anything for your movement?</p>
<p>He sank two lumps of sugar deftly longwise through the whipped cream. Buck
Mulligan slit a steaming scone in two and plastered butter over its smoking
pith. He bit off a soft piece hungrily.</p>
<p>—Ten years, he said, chewing and laughing. He is going to write something
in ten years.</p>
<p>—Seems a long way off, Haines said, thoughtfully lifting his spoon.
Still, I shouldn’t wonder if he did after all.</p>
<p>He tasted a spoonful from the creamy cone of his cup.</p>
<p>—This is real Irish cream I take it, he said with forbearance. I don’t
want to be imposed on.</p>
<p>Elijah, skiff, light crumpled throwaway, sailed eastward by flanks of ships and
trawlers, amid an archipelago of corks, beyond new Wapping street past Benson’s
ferry, and by the threemasted schooner <i>Rosevean</i> from Bridgwater with
bricks.</p>
<p class="asterism">
* * *</p>
<p>Almidano Artifoni walked past Holles street, past Sewell’s yard. Behind him
Cashel Boyle O’Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, with stickumbrelladustcoat
dangling, shunned the lamp before Mr Law Smith’s house and, crossing, walked
along Merrion square. Distantly behind him a blind stripling tapped his way by
the wall of College park.</p>
<p>Cashel Boyle O’Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell walked as far as Mr Lewis
Werner’s cheerful windows, then turned and strode back along Merrion square,
his stickumbrelladustcoat dangling.</p>
<p>At the corner of Wilde’s house he halted, frowned at Elijah’s name announced on
the Metropolitan hall, frowned at the distant pleasance of duke’s lawn. His
eyeglass flashed frowning in the sun. With ratsteeth bared he muttered:</p>
<p>—<i>Coactus volui.</i></p>
<p>He strode on for Clare street, grinding his fierce word.</p>
<p>As he strode past Mr Bloom’s dental windows the sway of his dustcoat brushed
rudely from its angle a slender tapping cane and swept onwards, having buffeted
a thewless body. The blind stripling turned his sickly face after the striding
form.</p>
<p>—God’s curse on you, he said sourly, whoever you are! You’re blinder nor
I am, you bitch’s bastard!</p>
<p class="asterism">
* * *</p>
<p>Opposite Ruggy O’Donohoe’s Master Patrick Aloysius Dignam, pawing the pound and
a half of Mangan’s, late Fehrenbach’s, porksteaks he had been sent for, went
along warm Wicklow street dawdling. It was too blooming dull sitting in the
parlour with Mrs Stoer and Mrs Quigley and Mrs MacDowell and the blind down and
they all at their sniffles and sipping sups of the superior tawny sherry uncle
Barney brought from Tunney’s. And they eating crumbs of the cottage fruitcake,
jawing the whole blooming time and sighing.</p>
<p>After Wicklow lane the window of Madame Doyle, courtdress milliner, stopped
him. He stood looking in at the two puckers stripped to their pelts and putting
up their props. From the sidemirrors two mourning Masters Dignam gaped
silently. Myler Keogh, Dublin’s pet lamb, will meet sergeantmajor Bennett, the
Portobello bruiser, for a purse of fifty sovereigns. Gob, that’d be a good
pucking match to see. Myler Keogh, that’s the chap sparring out to him with the
green sash. Two bar entrance, soldiers half price. I could easy do a bunk on
ma. Master Dignam on his left turned as he turned. That’s me in mourning. When
is it? May the twentysecond. Sure, the blooming thing is all over. He turned to
the right and on his right Master Dignam turned, his cap awry, his collar
sticking up. Buttoning it down, his chin lifted, he saw the image of Marie
Kendall, charming soubrette, beside the two puckers. One of them mots that do
be in the packets of fags Stoer smokes that his old fellow welted hell out of
him for one time he found out.</p>
<p>Master Dignam got his collar down and dawdled on. The best pucker going for
strength was Fitzsimons. One puck in the wind from that fellow would knock you
into the middle of next week, man. But the best pucker for science was Jem
Corbet before Fitzsimons knocked the stuffings out of him, dodging and all.</p>
<p>In Grafton street Master Dignam saw a red flower in a toff’s mouth and a swell
pair of kicks on him and he listening to what the drunk was telling him and
grinning all the time.</p>
<p>No Sandymount tram.</p>
<p>Master Dignam walked along Nassau street, shifted the porksteaks to his other
hand. His collar sprang up again and he tugged it down. The blooming stud was
too small for the buttonhole of the shirt, blooming end to it. He met
schoolboys with satchels. I’m not going tomorrow either, stay away till Monday.
He met other schoolboys. Do they notice I’m in mourning? Uncle Barney said he’d
get it into the paper tonight. Then they’ll all see it in the paper and read my
name printed and pa’s name.</p>
<p>His face got all grey instead of being red like it was and there was a fly
walking over it up to his eye. The scrunch that was when they were screwing the
screws into the coffin: and the bumps when they were bringing it downstairs.</p>
<p>Pa was inside it and ma crying in the parlour and uncle Barney telling the men
how to get it round the bend. A big coffin it was, and high and heavylooking.
How was that? The last night pa was boosed he was standing on the landing there
bawling out for his boots to go out to Tunney’s for to boose more and he looked
butty and short in his shirt. Never see him again. Death, that is. Pa is dead.
My father is dead. He told me to be a good son to ma. I couldn’t hear the other
things he said but I saw his tongue and his teeth trying to say it better. Poor
pa. That was Mr Dignam, my father. I hope he’s in purgatory now because he went
to confession to Father Conroy on Saturday night.</p>
<p class="asterism">
* * *</p>
<p>William Humble, earl of Dudley, and lady Dudley, accompanied by
lieutenantcolonel Heseltine, drove out after luncheon from the viceregal lodge.
In the following carriage were the honourable Mrs Paget, Miss de Courcy and the
honourable Gerald Ward A. D. C. in attendance.</p>
<p>The cavalcade passed out by the lower gate of Phoenix park saluted by
obsequious policemen and proceeded past Kingsbridge along the northern quays.
The viceroy was most cordially greeted on his way through the metropolis. At
Bloody bridge Mr Thomas Kernan beyond the river greeted him vainly from afar.
Between Queen’s and Whitworth bridges lord Dudley’s viceregal carriages passed
and were unsaluted by Mr Dudley White, B. L., M. A., who stood on Arran quay
outside Mrs M. E. White’s, the pawnbroker’s, at the corner of Arran street west
stroking his nose with his forefinger, undecided whether he should arrive at
Phibsborough more quickly by a triple change of tram or by hailing a car or on
foot through Smithfield, Constitution hill and Broadstone terminus. In the
porch of Four Courts Richie Goulding with the costbag of Goulding, Collis and
Ward saw him with surprise. Past Richmond bridge at the doorstep of the office
of Reuben J Dodd, solicitor, agent for the Patriotic Insurance Company, an
elderly female about to enter changed her plan and retracing her steps by
King’s windows smiled credulously on the representative of His Majesty. From
its sluice in Wood quay wall under Tom Devan’s office Poddle river hung out in
fealty a tongue of liquid sewage. Above the crossblind of the Ormond hotel,
gold by bronze, Miss Kennedy’s head by Miss Douce’s head watched and admired.
On Ormond quay Mr Simon Dedalus, steering his way from the greenhouse for the
subsheriff’s office, stood still in midstreet and brought his hat low. His
Excellency graciously returned Mr Dedalus’ greeting. From Cahill’s corner the
reverend Hugh C. Love, M. A., made obeisance unperceived, mindful of lords
deputies whose hands benignant had held of yore rich advowsons. On Grattan
bridge Lenehan and M’Coy, taking leave of each other, watched the carriages go
by. Passing by Roger Greene’s office and Dollard’s big red printinghouse Gerty
MacDowell, carrying the Catesby’s cork lino letters for her father who was laid
up, knew by the style it was the lord and lady lieutenant but she couldn’t see
what Her Excellency had on because the tram and Spring’s big yellow furniture
van had to stop in front of her on account of its being the lord lieutenant.
Beyond Lundy Foot’s from the shaded door of Kavanagh’s winerooms John Wyse
Nolan smiled with unseen coldness towards the lord lieutenantgeneral and
general governor of Ireland. The Right Honourable William Humble, earl of
Dudley, G. C. V. O., passed Micky Anderson’s all times ticking watches and
Henry and James’s wax smartsuited freshcheeked models, the gentleman Henry,
<i>dernier cri</i> James. Over against Dame gate Tom Rochford and Nosey Flynn
watched the approach of the cavalcade. Tom Rochford, seeing the eyes of lady
Dudley fixed on him, took his thumbs quickly out of the pockets of his claret
waistcoat and doffed his cap to her. A charming <i>soubrette,</i> great Marie
Kendall, with dauby cheeks and lifted skirt smiled daubily from her poster upon
William Humble, earl of Dudley, and upon lieutenantcolonel H. G. Heseltine, and
also upon the honourable Gerald Ward A. D. C. From the window of the D. B. C.
Buck Mulligan gaily, and Haines gravely, gazed down on the viceregal equipage
over the shoulders of eager guests, whose mass of forms darkened the chessboard
whereon John Howard Parnell looked intently. In Fownes’s street Dilly Dedalus,
straining her sight upward from Chardenal’s first French primer, saw sunshades
spanned and wheelspokes spinning in the glare. John Henry Menton, filling the
doorway of Commercial Buildings, stared from winebig oyster eyes, holding a fat
gold hunter watch not looked at in his fat left hand not feeling it. Where the
foreleg of King Billy’s horse pawed the air Mrs Breen plucked her hastening
husband back from under the hoofs of the outriders. She shouted in his ear the
tidings. Understanding, he shifted his tomes to his left breast and saluted the
second carriage. The honourable Gerald Ward A. D. C., agreeably surprised, made
haste to reply. At Ponsonby’s corner a jaded white flagon H. halted and four
tallhatted white flagons halted behind him, E.L.Y.’S, while outriders pranced
past and carriages. Opposite Pigott’s music warerooms Mr Denis J Maginni,
professor of dancing &c, gaily apparelled, gravely walked, outpassed by a
viceroy and unobserved. By the provost’s wall came jauntily Blazes Boylan,
stepping in tan shoes and socks with skyblue clocks to the refrain of <i>My
girl’s a Yorkshire girl.</i></p>
<p>Blazes Boylan presented to the leaders’ skyblue frontlets and high action a
skyblue tie, a widebrimmed straw hat at a rakish angle and a suit of indigo
serge. His hands in his jacket pockets forgot to salute but he offered to the
three ladies the bold admiration of his eyes and the red flower between his
lips. As they drove along Nassau street His Excellency drew the attention of
his bowing consort to the programme of music which was being discoursed in
College park. Unseen brazen highland laddies blared and drumthumped after the
<i>cortège</i>:</p>
<p class="poem">
But though she’s a factory lass<br/>
And wears no fancy clothes.<br/>
Baraabum.<br/>
Yet I’ve a sort of a<br/>
Yorkshire relish for<br/>
My little Yorkshire rose.<br/>
Baraabum.</p>
<p>Thither of the wall the quartermile flat handicappers, M. C. Green, H. Shrift,
T. M. Patey, C. Scaife, J. B. Jeffs, G. N. Morphy, F. Stevenson, C. Adderly and
W. C. Huggard, started in pursuit. Striding past Finn’s hotel Cashel Boyle
O’Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell stared through a fierce eyeglass across
the carriages at the head of Mr M. E. Solomons in the window of the
Austro-Hungarian viceconsulate. Deep in Leinster street by Trinity’s postern a
loyal king’s man, Hornblower, touched his tallyho cap. As the glossy horses
pranced by Merrion square Master Patrick Aloysius Dignam, waiting, saw salutes
being given to the gent with the topper and raised also his new black cap with
fingers greased by porksteak paper. His collar too sprang up. The viceroy, on
his way to inaugurate the Mirus bazaar in aid of funds for Mercer’s hospital,
drove with his following towards Lower Mount street. He passed a blind
stripling opposite Broadbent’s. In Lower Mount street a pedestrian in a brown
macintosh, eating dry bread, passed swiftly and unscathed across the viceroy’s
path. At the Royal Canal bridge, from his hoarding, Mr Eugene Stratton, his
blub lips agrin, bade all comers welcome to Pembroke township. At Haddington
road corner two sanded women halted themselves, an umbrella and a bag in which
eleven cockles rolled to view with wonder the lord mayor and lady mayoress
without his golden chain. On Northumberland and Lansdowne roads His Excellency
acknowledged punctually salutes from rare male walkers, the salute of two small
schoolboys at the garden gate of the house said to have been admired by the
late queen when visiting the Irish capital with her husband, the prince
consort, in 1849 and the salute of Almidano Artifoni’s sturdy trousers
swallowed by a closing door.</p>
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